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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bikini_Bottom_Jail</id>
		<title>Bikini Bottom Jail</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;74.14.145.8: /* Prisoners */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Gefaengnis.jpg|thumb|right|Bikini Bottom Jail]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bikini Bottom Jail''' is a jail seen occasionally in the series. It was first seen in [[Hall Monitor]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Design==&lt;br /&gt;
The Bikini Bottom jail is like a regular jail, with a weight attached to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prisoners==&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob has been seen in jail in the episodes: [[Doing Time]], [[Life of Crime]], [[No Free Rides]], and &lt;br /&gt;
[[Party Pooper Pants]]&lt;br /&gt;
             &lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob has not really been sent to jail, he snuck into jail only to help Mrs. Puff escape from jail. In Life of Crime, SpongeBob was sent to jail for the first time but only for one second. He thought he stole a balloon, but it was really free balloon day. In Party Pooper Pants, he was sent to jail for not inviting the police. In No Free rides, he went to jail for breaking the police car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Patrick Star]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick has been in jail in the episodes: [[Doing Time]], [[Life of Crime]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]] and [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]].&lt;br /&gt;
              &lt;br /&gt;
First, in Doing Time, paired with SpongeBob, snuck into jail in order to help Mrs. Puff escape from jail. In Life of Crime, he went to jail for the same reason as SpongeBob. In SpongeBob Meets the Strangler, Patrick was foolish enough to think he was the strangler, so he just turned himself in. Later, in Good Ol' Whatshisname, Patrick was seen in jail, though it was unknown how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Poppy Puff]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mrs. Puff has been in jail in the episodes: [[Hall Monitor]], [[No Free Rides]] and [[Doing Time]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In Hall Monitor and Doing Time, Mrs. Puff was sent to jail because SpongeBob destroyed  [[Bikini Bottom]]. In No Free Rides, she stole SpongeBob's new boatmobile and crashed it into a police car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Squidward Tentacles]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward was in jail in the episode: [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He went to jail for stealing [[Mr. What Zit Tooya]]'s wallet. But, as a matter of fact, he was happy to be in jail because he was away from SpongeBob, but he found out later that he was in the same room as Patrick.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Eugene H. Krabs]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs was in jail in the episode: [[The Smoking Peanut]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He had to go to jail because since he thought it was free day, he was allowed to get everything like a light bulb, even [[Clamu]]'s pearl, which turned out to be an egg that later hatched.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[TattleTale Strangler]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Strangler was in jail in the episode: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He strangles tattletales.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Sheldon J. Plankton]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plankton was in jail in the episode: [[Krabby Road]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As usual, he attempted to steal the [[Krabby Patty]] but this is his first  time seen in jail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[Dale]&lt;br /&gt;
Dale went to jail because he ate gummy fish.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Suction_Cup_Symphony_(Episode)</id>
		<title>Suction Cup Symphony (Episode)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;74.14.145.8: /* Trivia/Goofs */&lt;/p&gt;
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| Episode No.: || 103b&lt;br /&gt;
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| Airdate: || 6.3.2008&lt;br /&gt;
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| Season: || Season 6&lt;br /&gt;
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| Previous Episode: || [[Spongicus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;Suction Cup Symphony&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 6&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Billboard workers &lt;br /&gt;
*Orchestra members&lt;br /&gt;
*Orchestra audience&lt;br /&gt;
*Random boyhead&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard A. Bottomfeeder ]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot== [[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward composing]]&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob, planting flowers in his yard, hears Squidward making fart noises (In reality he's just practicing with his clarinet). He then sees two construction workers putting up a billboard sign. Knowing that Squidward is &amp;quot;embarassed&amp;quot; by it, he rushes over to the billboard workers and tries to tell them to stop doing that. Squidward noteices what is going on, and yells at them. The billboard workers say &amp;quot;Excuse me,&amp;quot; and finish a billboard saying &amp;quot;Composers wanted!&amp;quot; for the Bikini Bottom Orchestra. Excited, Squidward starts writing a musical piece. SpongeBob and Patrick show up in his room, and Squidward kicks them out. Patrick, who broke his butt, claims that he needs to go to the doctor, but does not have health insurance because he does not work, SpongeBob becomes a doctor, and tries to help Patrick, but it makes a lot of noise. Distracting him, Squidward opens his window and starts screaming them for the noise that they are making. This pretty much goes on for a while, with a clock shown to show us how much time has gone by. Finally, after hours of working, Squidward finally finishes his piece and rushes to the orchestra. He shows them the piece, and they accept it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later on, Squidward walks on to the stage, bows, and starts conducting his piece. The orchestra members start to play it, but find SpongeBob being a doctor to Patrick by making noise again. Wondering why they are there, Squidward notices that he had drawn everything that they did on the piece of music! Squidward, frustrated, continues conducting, watching every little thing that SpongeBob and Patrick did earlier, eventually, Patrick flips in the air, and lands on Squidward. Squidward then gets on his feet, and yells at Patrick for being an idiot, but then notices the audience is still there. Turning around, he blushes, and the audience members start clapping, claiming &amp;quot;Now, that's what I call music!&amp;quot; SpongeBob then remarks that Squidward is a great composer, and Squidward bows for the final time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time SpongeBob was seen gardening, the first was in episode: [[My Pretty Seahorse]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time Squidward has been seen conducting a band, the first time being in the episode [[Band Geeks]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*If you look closely at the x-ray, you will notice that [[Patrick]] has a cracked skull. This was from &amp;quot;[[Patrick SmartPants]]&amp;quot; when Patrick fell from the cliff.&lt;br /&gt;
*SpongeBob is seen giving Patrick a lot of x-rays during the performance, even though he only did it once to Patrick while Squidward was writing the piece. &lt;br /&gt;
*This episode appeared as a part of the Gimme 5 special. &lt;br /&gt;
*The second appearance of the [[Laugh Machine]]. The first was [[Funny Pants]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward dreamed of becoming a famous composer.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time that a rainbow appeared in Squidward's brain. The first was in [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward's rainbow can wobble and splatter to the floor.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Factual Error:''' Patrick cannot have any bones because he is an invertebrate.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time someone has broken their butt, in the episode [[I Had an Accident]] SpongeBob also breaks his butt.&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Squidward]] is done writing his song, he has the same face in [[Squid's Day Off]] during the end of the episode.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time [[Squidward]] dreamed to be a musician. The first was [[Sleepy Time]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Dutch Version aired on November 22, 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the third time things float around the screen. The first is [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]. The second is [[Skill Crane]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Johnny has a diffrent voice in this episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: Suction Cup Symphony]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Season6}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Season 6]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_Great_Snail_Race_(Episode)</id>
		<title>The Great Snail Race (Episode)</title>
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				<updated>2009-02-01T20:45:42Z</updated>
		
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| Episode No.: || 55a&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Airdate: || 24.1.2003&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Season: || Season 3&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Previous Episode: || [[Ugh!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''The Great Snail Race''' is an episode from Season 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Snellie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Larry Luciano]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Officials and Crowd&lt;br /&gt;
*Mailman&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Oyster Stadium]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
When Squidward gets a purebred snail named Snellie and decides to enter it in The Great Snail Race, SpongeBob decides to do the same with Gary, and Patrick decides to do the same and entered Rocky, who is a rock, in the race. SpongeBob, however pushes Gary just a bit too far while admitting that he is in the best shape of his life. The race looked pretty obvious and you just knew who was going to win. Who will win it? Well actually, Snellie did not win, while Gary exploded when he hit the wall. Snellie came back for Gary because they loved each other and they are both disqualified. Rocky won the race. Patrick knows Squidward wanted to win the Snail Race so Patrick engraved the trophy to Squidward Tortellini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*The mailman is humming the same tune as the start of the race just before he delivers the package to Squidward.&lt;br /&gt;
*The camera reveals Patrick was standing on Squidward's shoulders. However, Patrick's legs are not seen on Squidward's shoulders when he is seen in SpongeBob's window.&lt;br /&gt;
*The mailman mistakes Squidward's family name as &amp;quot;Tennisballs&amp;quot;. Patrick mistakes it for &amp;quot;Tent Poles&amp;quot;. Patrick had the trophy engraved to &amp;quot;Squidward Tortellini&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The music played during the title card and while the band were playing was [[Now That We're Men]] from [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] without the lyrics.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the episode where Kelp Powder was introduced. SpongeBob mixed it with nails and raw eggs for Gary to drink to make him stronger.&lt;br /&gt;
*In one shot, Squidward's snail is seen about 3 inches away from the finish line. Although, when the next shot on her is seen, she is behind the point she was in the first shot. Unless Squidward's snail decided to go back and go behind that point, this is a goof.&lt;br /&gt;
*How could a rock win a snail race?&lt;br /&gt;
*There is a book that comes along with this episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: The Great Snail Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-15-the-great-snail-race/ The Great Snail Race Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Season3}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Season 3]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_No_Weenies_Allowed</id>
		<title>Episode Transcript: No Weenies Allowed</title>
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!Back Episode Transcript&lt;br /&gt;
!Next Episode Transcript&lt;br /&gt;
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Episode Article: [[No Weenies Allowed]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reg]] from the [[Salty Spitoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dialogue==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon, a luxurious oasis of sand and sea. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy next to a tall tent)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Shee-oot, SpongeBob. How are we gonna go swimmin' when you’re in a shirt and tie?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Ah, yes. How foolish of me. (cackles) Allow me to remedy said situation right now. I will just use this &lt;br /&gt;
changing tent here to change into my bathing suit. (goes into the tent then pokes his head out) And I won’t do anything &lt;br /&gt;
else. (goes back in)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: SpongeBob’s actin' jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel. Wait...what?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (laughs) Oh, I’ll be changing alright, but not into a bathing suit. Wait until Sandy sees that I brought my &lt;br /&gt;
karate gear! Hi-yah! (puts on his head gear that was in the bag) Hi-yah! (puts on his karate gloves that was in the bag) &lt;br /&gt;
Sandy won’t beat me this time, because I’ve got the elements on my side. The elements of surprise. Hi-yah! (kicks the bag)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: SpongeBob, are you ready?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yes, Sandy, I most certainly am ready! (softly) Ready to get it on. (jumps out of the tent towards Sandy) Hi...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Hi-yah! (kicks SpongeBob in his mouth) Look, SpongeBob, we both brought our karate gear.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (muffled laughter) Great minds think alike, I suppose.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Hi-yah! (karate chops him into the air. SpongeBob crashes into the ground, followed by his pants, socks, and shoes. He stands up with the clothing on his head and feet in some food)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I may be down, but I’m not out! (looks down at his feet, which are in some potato salad at a family picnic)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad. (SpongeBob jumps away) Three days!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (jumps into an empty area) Hi-yah! Sandy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Oh, I’m sandy alright. (her arms come out of the ground and squish SpongeBob’s face) I’m very Sandy. (kicks SpongeBob into the air) Hi-yah!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Oh, I get it. She’s &amp;quot;Sandy.&amp;quot; That’s her name; she’s also covered in...yes! (flys out of the water then back into it. Scene cuts to Sandy talking to an ice cream vendor)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Back in Texas, we call ice cream 'frozen cow juice.' Excuse me for a sec. Hi-yah! (slaps SpongeBob in the face &lt;br /&gt;
with her karate glove) Thank you.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ice Cream Vendor: No,  no, thank you.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Hi-yah!! (slaps SpongeBob again, sending him into the air and flying into a strong fish that is waiting in line)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #1: (growls) Who threw that piece of paper at me? (SpongeBob stammers and whistles)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Hey, what’s everybody waitin' in line for?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #1: Ahoy, fair lass, it be the line to get into the Salty Spitoon -- (points over to an old building) the roughest, &lt;br /&gt;
toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas. Only the baddest of the bad can get in. You need to have &lt;br /&gt;
muscles. (flexes his arm) You need to have muscles on your muscles. (flexes even more, created more muscles on his &lt;br /&gt;
previous ones) You need to have muscles on your eyeballs. (flexes his eyes, creating muscles)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Ew. (a creature is screaming, while flying out of the Salty Spitoon)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Looks like a rip-snortin' good time, SpongeBob!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yeah, let’s go in.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: (lets a fish walk in) Go ahead. (line moves up) Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #1: How tough am I? How tough am I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Yeah, so?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #1: Without any milk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Uhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting. (fish #1 walks in. Sandy walks up to Reg) Welcome to the Salty &lt;br /&gt;
Spittoon. How tough are ya?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: How tough am I? (rips off one of his tattoos that says 'mom' and puts it upside down back where it was)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Wow.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Got any more tattoos?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Uhh, that won’t be necessary. Go ahead.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Thanks. See ya inside, SpongeBob! (walks in)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: How tough are ya?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: How tough am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Sure. (hands the bottle of ketchup to SpongeBob)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: It’s on! (strains to open it but he can't) If I could just run this under some hot water.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Get outta here. This place is too tough for you, little man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Too tough for me? That’s downright ridiculous. I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my &lt;br /&gt;
spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Listen, kid. I think you’d be more comfortable over at that place. (points to the building across the street)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Weenie Hut Jr’s? Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr’s?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Oh no, sorry, I was actually pointing at the place next to it. (points to another building)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Super Weenie Hut Jr’s?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Yeah. Unless you think you’re tough enough to fight me. (Scene cuts to SpongeBob sitting in a seat at Weenie Hut Jrs)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: How’s your collection coming along?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #3: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but it’s pretty sweet. I’m in the process of acquiring issue 347 which will give me &lt;br /&gt;
my fourth complete set.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: No...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: &amp;gt;(snorts) What weenies. Oh brother.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: (robotic voice) Would you care for another diet cola with a lemon twist, weenie?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: What? But I’m not a weenie! (the robot scans SpongeBob with one of its scanners)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: I’m sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie. (computer beeps and shows a picture of a &lt;br /&gt;
weenie)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That’s impossible! (runs out)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: You can’t hide what’s inside.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (runs over to Reg) I demand entrance into your club on the grounds that I am not a weenie! (a strong, orange &lt;br /&gt;
fish walks up)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #4: Hey, Reg, how's it going? (SpongeBob jumps into Reg's arms and screams)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: You were sayin'? (to orange fish) Go ahead, buddy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #4: Thanks, Reg. (walks in)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: So, your name’s Reg?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Would you get outta here?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Mark my words, Reg. I will get into the Salty Spittoon! I will! (runs off. Scene cuts to Weenie Hut Jrs)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: Couldn’t get in, huh? What you need is a tough hairdo. No one gets into the Double S without a tough hairdo.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #3: I disagree, I saw a guy going in there and he was bald.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: I saw that guy. He wasn’t bald. He had a shaved head. Shaved -- that’s a hairdo. Case closed. (both fish notice &lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob is gone) Hey, where’d he go?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: I believe he said something about going to the wig store.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: Ha-ha! Check and mate. (SpongeBob walks over to Reg with a cool, black wig on)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: What’s shakin', my man?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Not much. Say, haven’t I seen you before?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Doubt it -- I’m a drifter -- just blew into town. Heard your club was pretty tough, thought I’d check it &lt;br /&gt;
out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Nice try, kid. I know it’s you.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: What’re you talking about? (Reg pulls SpongeBob’s hair but it is still attached to his head)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Aha! (the hair does not come off. Another SpongeBob walks up with a clown wig on)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hey, everybody, what’s goin’ on? (Reg tries to redo his hair but can't do it)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Ah, you can go in. Sorry about that. (cool SpongeBob walks in) What do you want?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I’d like to gain entrance to your social club, please. I believe my hairdo is in order. (Reg takes the wig off &lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob’s head. SpongeBob laughs nervously) So, uhh, where do you stand on the whole bald vs. shaved debate? (a big, &lt;br /&gt;
green fish walks up with a tattoo of a seahorse on his right arm)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #5: Hey-ya, Reg.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Alright, now it’s a party! Oh yeah, check out the new ink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #5: Thanks. Hey, look what I can make it do. (moves his arm, which makes the seahorse tattoo wiggle)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: (chuckles) Yeah. Hey, what about that one? (big, green fish looks at his left arm that has a SpongeBob tattoo on it)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #5: Huh, you know, I don’t remember getting this one.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Can you make it dance?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #5: Well, here, let me try. (moves his arm. SpongeBob dances)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Hmmm, wait a minute. (rips SpongeBob off his arm) Go ahead in. (the tattoo fish walks in, rubbing his left arm)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #5: Yeah, sure, Reg. Thanks.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Nice try, little man. (throws SpongeBob to the back of the line behind two strong fish)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #6: Hey, I was in front of you!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #7: No, you weren’t!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #6: You callin’ me a liar?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #7: I ain’t callin’ you for dinner! (two start fighting. SpongeBob tries to run away but the fight goes down hill, &lt;br /&gt;
with him in it. Reg walks over)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Hold it, you two -- that’s enough, you’re both plenty tough, go ahead in.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #6: Alright!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #7: Thanks, Reg. (both run off as SpongeBob comes out from under the sand)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hey, what about me? I was in that scrap.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: (chortles) I saw you runnin’. When you get in a real fight, then we’ll talk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Well then, I guess it’s time to kick it up a notch. (stretches his body then cracks his fingers but they are &lt;br /&gt;
snapped in half. He starts to cry and runs off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob with his fingers in a bowl of ice cream)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: Care for another sundae, weenie?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I am not a weenie!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: Relax, you’re among friends.(raises his drink)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s. (scroll over to Patrick in the seat next to him)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: You tell 'em, SpongeBob! (sips his drink)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Patrick, what’re you doing here?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: Actually they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #3: And besides, today’s Monday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Oh, so it’s Mega Weenie Monday?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: Uhh, that’s now on Sunday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Barnacles!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #3: Super Weenie Hut Jr’s has a Mega Weenie Monday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fish #2: Uhh, no, you’re thinking of Monster Weenie Monday.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I don’t have time for this! I’ve got to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger! It’s the only one of getting &lt;br /&gt;
into the Salty Spittoon. (begins to walks out)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: No, SpongeBob, you can’t. It’s too dangerous.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I’ve got no choice.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: I have a suggestion. Why not fake a fight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Hey, that’s not a bad idea! You can call me a couple of bad names, we rumble, next thing you know, you’re in the &lt;br /&gt;
Salty Spittoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Well, I guess I’ve got nothing to lose. Let’s do it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yeah! (both run out) Fish #2: Hey, how come you never help us out with our problems?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robot: I am a robot, not a miracle worker. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Reg)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Afternoon, Reg.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Whoa, whoa, little man. You still can’t go in.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Well, that makes me pretty mad.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Oh yeah?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yeah. I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: (sarcastically) Wow.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yeah, I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Hmmm...what about that guy? (points to a strong fish behind him)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (gasps and stammers) I, uhh... (laughs) don’t be silly. He’s not botherin’ anybody. I mean, not like...that &lt;br /&gt;
guy! (points to Patrick)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Who, me? (SpongeBob walks up to Patrick)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot. Somebody oughta teach you some manners!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Ok, but I must warn you. I happen to be a world championship...uhh... (looks at his hand , which has writing on &lt;br /&gt;
it) ...kick boxer. (winks and gives a thumbs-up to SpongeBob)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I don’t care if you’re the demon seed of Davy Jones! You’re goin’ down, Tubby! (Patrick starts to tear)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Tubby? (gets mad) Nobody calls me Tubby!! (punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick, you’re supposed to let me win, remember?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Oh yeah. (invisible punches flying) No, please wait. (grunting as more invisible punches hit him. Patrick is &lt;br /&gt;
being thrown into the air and on the ground then given a wedgie) No, please have mercy. (is kicked into the background)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: Wow! You destroyed that guy without even touchin’ him. (Patrick is still fighting in the background)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I did?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reg: I never thought I’d say this, but go ahead in.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Really? I can go in? Oh, my gosh, I never thought this moment would come! I, SpongeBob SquarePants, am tough &lt;br /&gt;
enough to get into the Salty Spittoon! This is the happiest day of my life! (walks in. Scene cuts to an ambulance driving &lt;br /&gt;
down the street with SpongeBob in bandages and Sandy by his side) Sandy? (groans) What happened?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube. (ambulance arrives at the hospital. Scene cuts to Sandy wheeling &lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob in front of the doctor)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Doctor: What happened?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Doctor: Boo-boos, eh? Hmmm...I think you guys want that hospital. (points across the street to another hospital)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Weenie Hut General?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcripts/Season 3}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Transcript]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>No Weenies Allowed (Episode)</title>
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| Episode No.: || 48a&lt;br /&gt;
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| Airdate: || 15.3.2002&lt;br /&gt;
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| Season: || Season 3&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;No Weenies Allowed&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters=== &lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reg]] [[Image:WeicheischuppenJr..jpg|thumb|right|[[Weenie Hut Juniors]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Nerds and Weenie&lt;br /&gt;
*Tough Guys&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places=== &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salty Spitoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weenie Hut Juniors]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Super Weenie Hut Juniors]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weenie Hut General]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Goo Lagoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Hospital&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
Inspired by Sandy, SpongeBob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon; the toughest sailor club in [[Bikini Bottom]]. The bouncer, Reg, allows Sandy entrance but rejects SpongeBob because he is not tough enough. Reg suggests that SpongeBob try one of the nearby Weenie Hut chains, much to SpongeBob's disgust. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Weenie Hut patrons suggest ways for SpongeBob to prove his toughness and gain entrance. SpongeBob figures that the quickest way to do so would be to win a fight, but since he is not very strong, he decides to stage a fight with Patrick. The staged fight nearly is unsuccessful as Patrick begins to legitimately attack SpongeBob, but soon remembers his job and beats himself up (strangely, Patrick does not use any of his limbs, but takes damage as if someone were hurting him). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob gains entrance to the club, runs inside, slips on an ice cube and falls, putting him in the hospital. Whilst talking to his doctor, he refers to his injuries as &amp;quot;boo-boos&amp;quot;; the doctor suggests that SpongeBob be admitted to a nearby hospital named Weenie Hut General.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*SpongeBob and the geeks are sitting each on 2 different colors, blue and white. Whenever there is a different shot, the seat color changes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Reg has a tattoo on his stomach with (a heart with the word mom). Sandy rips it out and places it back upside down. It is now upside down (the word is now read as wow with an upside down heart). In the next shots between this and when SpongeBob gets sent to the Weenie place, the tattoo suddenly has the heart right-side up reading wow. This is never possible because mom was supposed to be with the right-side up heart, not the upside down heart. A few shots later, the heart is fixed completely.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Patrick punches SpongeBob, he appears to have a black eye. But after SpongeBob blinked, his black eye was gone. His black eye never lasted that long, unlike in episode: [[Blackened Sponge]], his black eye had lasted the whole episode.&lt;br /&gt;
*How does Patrick get beat up if no one touches him?&lt;br /&gt;
*When SpongeBob is at Weenie Hut Jrs.The song for the Chum Bucket is heard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: No Weenies Allowed]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-6-no-weenies-allowed/ No Weenies Allowed Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Episode Transcript: Chocolate With Nuts</title>
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Episode Article: [[Chocolate With Nuts (Episode)|Chocolate With Nuts]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mary's Mother]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fred]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Con Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dialogue==&lt;br /&gt;
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(SpongeBob is sitting in a mailbox as the mailman comes up and opens the mailbox)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hi mailman! (mailman screams and runs as he drops the mail by the mailbox) Ok, see you tomorrow!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Hey, the mail’s here. What did you get?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Let’s see...Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary... (throws the mail behind him that isn't his) Hey, a magazine. That’s funny. I don’t remember subscribing to 'Fancy Living Digest'. (both look inside the magazine)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: Whoa!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living. This guy’s so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: This guy’s got shoes! (Squidward comes up and grabs the magazine)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: Give me that! Stealing my mail, eh? You’re lucky I don’t report you to the authorities.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, how do people in that magazine get all that money?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: They’re entrepreneurs, they sell things to people?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: What kind of things?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: How should I know? Things people want to buy. Now keep your paws off my mail. (walks off)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That’s it, Patrick! We got to become entrepreneurs!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Is that gonna hurt?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: A chocolate bar?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking out of Barg-N Mart with a bunch of chocolate bars)&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob:Fancy livin.Here we come!&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs!&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Ok Patrick, this is it. The first step on our road to living fancy. Just follow my lead. (walk up to a house and knocks on the door. Tom opens the door) Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say...chocolate?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts. (holds up two different chocolate bars)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Chocolate? Chocolate! (SpongeBob and Patrick back up after seeing the craziness in Tom) '''''CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!''''' (SpongeBob and Patrick run away as Tom chases after them) '''''CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!''''' (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to another house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Ok, that first guy didn’t count. This is our real first step. (door opens) Hello sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: Chocolate bars, eh? &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yes sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: (chuckles) A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That’s no way to carry your merchandise. (scene shows Patrick with a bunch of chocolate bars stuffed in his pants) No, no, no, wrong. You guys want to be good salesmen, right?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: Oh, most certainly, sir!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: Well, no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! (holds up an orange bag)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Wow...what is it?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: It’s a candy bar bag, you knucklehead. It’s specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort. But, I’m wasting my time. You boys don’t need these bags.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: We need them, we need them! (the man grins. Scene cuts to SpongeBob giving some money to the man. SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick walk off with their arms full of the orange bags)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: So long boys! Happy hunting! (chuckles) Suckers.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: Fancy living, here we come! La la la la la! (the two walk to the next house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Let’s try next door! (SpongeBob uses his foot to ring the doorbell. The man from before answers)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: Yes?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Huh? Say, weren’t you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: I don’t recall. But it looks to me you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady-killers are too smart to be without my patented candy bar bag carrying bags. (holds up two larger red bags)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: We’ll take 20. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick with two big red bags at another house. SpongeBob knocks)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Woman: Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We’re selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Woman: That sounds heavenly. I’ll take one. (SpongeBob unzips his red bag)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: One chocolate bar coming up! (unzips the bag but another orange bag comes out. Laughs nervously as he keeps trying to find the chocolate bar but only finds more orange bags. Patrick unzips his pants up and down) I know they’re in here somewhere...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Woman: I don’t have time for this. (closes the door)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I got it! One chocolate bar for the nice...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Chocolate!! (SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Tom chases after them) Chocolate!! Chocolate!! Chocolate!! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: No, let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: He said we were mediocre.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That’s it! He made us feel special!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yeah, he did. I’m going back to buy more bags! (runs off)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: No, wait Patrick! (Patrick freezes where he is) Why don’t we try being nice?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Oh, ok. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. (SpongeBob knocks on the door and it opens)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: Hello?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I love you. (fish slams the door)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try. (rings the doorbell. Door opens)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: Please, go away!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Uhh...ahem. H-How ya doin'?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: How am I doing?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Wanna buy some chocolate?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: We got him now!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn’t that right, lover boy? (Patrick's stomach is bubbling)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Hehe, it tickles.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang. (shows a picture of a fat version of himself when he was 13) You can keep that for five bucks. (Patrick holds up some money)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I’ll take ten! (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street again)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We haven’t sold one chocolate bar. I have a feeling we’re too easily distracted. (Patrick is looking at the photo of the fish)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Let’s make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Let’s shake on it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Did you say something?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Remember Patrick, focus. (knocks on the door)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: Yes?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir, we’re selling chocolate bars. (Patrick stretches his eyes back and forth on the fish)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: Why is Chubby here staring at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Focusing.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fish: Back up, Jack! (slams the door on Patrick’s eyes. Patrick looks around his house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Nice place you got here! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking down the street)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I can’t understand what we’re doing wrong.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I can’t understand anything.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: There must be something to this selling game that we’re just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that! (points to a giant billboard)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: (reads the sign) 'Eat Barnacle Chips: They’re Delicious'&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Not the way I use them?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yet they sell millions of bags a day.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Well, maybe if they didn’t stretch the truth, they wouldn’t sell as many.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That’s it, Patrick. We’ve got to stretch the truth.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Chocolate! (SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Scene cuts to them at another house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We’ll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, then you come in for the kill.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: The kill. (SpongeBob rings the doorbell as an elderly lady answers it)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Marry: Yes?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady. (chuckles) We’re selling chocolate. Is your mother home?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: Mom! (her mom, who is a worm-like shaped person, comes up in a wheelchair)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: What? What! What’s all that yelling? You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: They’re selling chocolates.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: Chocolate?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: Yeah!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: What? What are they selling?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: Chocolates!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: Chocolates!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: I can’t hear you!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: (yells) They’re selling chocolates!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: They’re selling chocolate?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: (yells) Yeah!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: Chocolate? I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate’s not for eating! It’s for...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: No, no, no...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: Live forever, you say? I’ll take one. (daughter smacks her forehead. She gives SpongeBob some money as he gives her a chocolate bar) Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary: (to SpongeBob) I hate you... (closes door)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: If we keep exaggerating the truth, we’ll be fancy living in no time!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Hooray for lying! (scene cuts to SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick at another house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: It’ll make your hair grow.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fred: Great, my wife’s trying to grow a beard. (scene cuts to another house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: It’ll make you sound smart!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hillbilly: I’ll take twenty! (scene cuts to another house)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: It’ll keep your face from getting any uglier!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Starfish: (a starfish that looks like Patrick but is wearing a shirt) Just in time.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: It’ll make you fly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: You’ll fall in love.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: They’ll bring world peace.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: You’ll walk through walls.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: You’ll rule the world! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick all bandaged up. SpongeBob uses one os his crutches to ring the door bell)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: (chuckles) This’ll be the best lie yet!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he’ll have to buy all of our chocolate. (door opens)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: What can I do for you boys?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hello, would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: Really? Small world. (guy walks out in a body cast) What’s wrong with you guys?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Uhh...we’ve got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: (sighs) Some guys have all the luck. (sad music plays) I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. (SpongeBob and Patrick look sad) At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. (the wheel under his leg breaks off) Oh no! (he falls down the stairs and groans)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, let’s help him. (SpongeBob and Patrick carry him inside) Careful. Put him down gently. (Patrick drops him)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: Ow...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: You poor, poor man. If there’s anything, anything we can do to help you...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Salesman: Well, there is one thing. As you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high. But luckily, I’m able to keep myself alive by selling chocolate bars. (scene cuts to the crippled man looks out the window at SpongeBob and Patrick, who are walking off with a bunch of chocolate bars in their hands) Such nice boys. It does my heart good... (unzips his cast showing that he is the salesman from before) ...to con a couple of class-A suckeroonies like those two. (laughs)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Don’t get me wrong, Patrick. It’s great that we helped that guy out but there’s no one else in town to sell chocolate bars to. (falls backward and the box he was carrying falls on his face) Let’s face it Patrick, we’re failures. (Patrick puts his box on top of SpongeBob’s then sits on it)&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I can live with that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Let’s change our names to “Why” and “Bother.” (Tom runs up to them)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Chocolate!! (SpongeBob and Patrick scream as Tom laughs) Finally! I’ve been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I’ve got you right where I want you... (holds up a bunch of money) ...I’d like to buy all of your chocolate. (SpongeBob and Patrick drop all their chocolate they have. A hershey kisses falls out of Patrick’s shorts. SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick melt into yellow and pink puddles)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Thank you for your patronage. (scene cuts to Patrick pushing a wheelbarrow full of money)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (pops up from under the money in the wheelbarrow) Not yet, pally. First we got to spend all the money.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: What are we gonna spend it on? (SpongeBob thinks then the scene cuts to an outside view of a giant ship in a bottle. Squidward walks to the waiter all dressed up)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: Good evening, sir. Table for one please.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Waiter: Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: But it’s my only night to be fancy. Who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Waiter: Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates. (scene cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, the daughter and mom from earlier sitting at a table)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: So, how long have you two ladies known each other?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mary’s Mom: What? What did he say?&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>The Great Snail Race (Episode)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;74.14.145.8: /* Trivia/Goofs */&lt;/p&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |The Great Snail Race&lt;br /&gt;
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| Episode No.: || 55a&lt;br /&gt;
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| Airdate: || 24.1.2003&lt;br /&gt;
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| Season: || Season 3&lt;br /&gt;
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'''The Great Snail Race''' is an episode from Season 3&lt;br /&gt;
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==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Snellie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Larry Luciano]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Officials and Crowd&lt;br /&gt;
*Mailman&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Oyster Stadium]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
When Squidward gets a purebred snail named Snellie and decides to enter it in The Great Snail Race, SpongeBob decides to do the same with Gary, and Patrick decides to do the same and entered Rocky, who is a rock, in the race. SpongeBob, however pushes Gary just a bit too far while admitting that he is in the best shape of his life. The race looked pretty obvious and you just knew who was going to win. Who will win it? Well actually, Snellie did not win, while Gary exploded when he hit the wall. Snellie came back for Gary because they loved each other and they are both disqualified. Rocky won the race. Patrick knows Squidward wanted to win the Snail Race so Patrick engraved the trophy to Squidward Tortellini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*The mailman is humming the same tune as the start of the race just before he delivers the package to Squidward.&lt;br /&gt;
*The camera reveals Patrick was standing on Squidward's shoulders. However, Patrick's legs are not seen on Squidward's shoulders when he is seen in SpongeBob's window.&lt;br /&gt;
*The mailman mistakes Squidward's family name as &amp;quot;Tennisballs&amp;quot;. Patrick mistakes it for &amp;quot;Tent Poles&amp;quot;. Patrick had the trophy engraved to &amp;quot;Squidward Tortellini&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The music played during the title card and while the band were playing was [[Now That We're Men]] from [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] without the lyrics.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the episode where Kelp Powder was introduced. SpongeBob mixed it with nails and raw eggs for Gary to drink to make him stronger.&lt;br /&gt;
*In one shot, Squidward's snail is seen about 3 inches away from the finish line. Although, when the next shot on her is seen, she is behind the point she was in the first shot. Unless Squidward's snail decided to go back and go behind that point, this is a goof.&lt;br /&gt;
*How could a rock win a snail race?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: The Great Snail Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-15-the-great-snail-race/ The Great Snail Race Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Season3}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=House_Fancy_(Episode)</id>
		<title>House Fancy (Episode)</title>
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| Episode No.: || 101a&lt;br /&gt;
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| Airdate: || 06.06.08&lt;br /&gt;
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| Season: || Season 6&lt;br /&gt;
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| Previous Episode: || [[Stanley S. SquarePants]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;House Fancy&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 6&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:Shichker - Bathroom.jpg|thumb|right|Squilliam's golden toilet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squilliam Fancyson|Squilliam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nicholas Withers]] debut&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squilliam's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward is fixing himself a cup of tea one afternoon. Then, he turns on his television and watches a show called House Fancy, hosted by Nicholas Withers. Before the featured house is seen, his phone rings, with Squilliam on the other line. Squilliam says that his house is featured on the show. Squidward turns to his television screen and sees Squilliam's house on TV, and gets shocked. At first, when Squidward sees Squilliam's house, it looks exactly the same as his. But when Squilliam shows the second floor, the third floor up to the very last floor, Squidward is too suprised. Then, Squilliam shows the viewers what his house looks like in the outside, and then what it looks like in the inside. After he sees that the inside of Squilliam's house is paradise, Squidward becomes jealous. Squidward then calls Squilliam and talks to the Nicholas to feature Squidward's house, although it is not as great as Squilliam's. Then, Squidward sees SpongeBob out the window. SpongeBob then says he will help Squidward to make his house look fancy, but SpongeBob blows the house. When Squilliam and Withers come to Squidward's house, Squilliam thinks it's a joke, but Withers thinks that Squidward's house looks very fancy. The host of House Fancy and the citizens of Bikini Bottom come to look at his fancy house and Squilliam becomes jealous and cries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alton Brown]] guest voices as Nicholas Withers the [[House Fancy (TV Show)|House Fancy]] host.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is Squilliam's third appearance. His other appearances was in [[Squilliam Returns]] and [[Band Geeks]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time Squidward outshines Squilliam.&lt;br /&gt;
*A toilet can't die, no matter how bad someone urinates or poops.&lt;br /&gt;
*The German version aired on May 31, 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chowder from Cartoon Network is referenced in this episode.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time Patrick wanted to use Squidward's toilet.The first time was in [[Snowball Effect]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Squidward said to SpongeBob that the job he was about to do was so easy, someone without a brain could do it. This is similar to Mr. Krab's line in [[Pat No Pay]], when he said that the job was so easy, even a dimwit like Patrick could do it.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Squilliam cries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: House Fancy]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://mynick.com/turbonick/index.jhtml?extvideoid=93798 House Fancy Video (Turbonick)]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Season6}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Season 6]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=I%E2%80%99m_Your_Biggest_Fanatic_(Episode)</id>
		<title>I’m Your Biggest Fanatic (Episode)</title>
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| Episode No.: || 30b&lt;br /&gt;
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| Airdate: || 7.3.2001&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;I'm Your Biggest Fanatic&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The other Jellyspotters (which are all anchovies but some are Bikini bottomites)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jellyfish Queen]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[King Jellyfish]] (Nidaria Rex)&lt;br /&gt;
*Jeffrey the [[Jellyfish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dr. Manowar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anchovy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Museum Guard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob and Patrick Star are at the Bikini Bottom Jellyfish convention, and Patrick always seems to break the rule 'Look but don't touch'. SpongeBob sees Kevin C. Cucumber (The leader of the jellyspotters) and anchovies (the members of the jellyspotters). He continuously says &amp;quot;Hi, Kevin!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I'm your biggest fan!&amp;quot; Kevin tells SpongeBob to jump off the building, and he does. Realizing that he'll do anything for him, he asks SpongeBob if he wants to join the jellyspotters, and SpongeBob is so surprised that he goes into cardiac arrest (He is revived using a defibrillator) this is performed by [[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]. At [[Jellyfish Fields]], Kevin's first test for SpongeBob is to catch a jellyfish, in which a jellyfish immediately flies into SpongeBob's net. Kevin smacks it out and it stings him. Then he says two jellyfish instead and two jellyfish fly into SpongeBob's net. Then Kevin says 20 jellyfish, and then 18 jellyfish fly into the net. Angry, Kevin kicks the net, making all the jellyfish sting him. Then many more tests are given to SpongeBob, all of which SpongeBob passes perfectly, and Kevin gets stung after every one. Then he tells SpongeBob that his final test will be catching a Queen jellyfish by being the bait.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Four hours later, SpongeBob is very tired. Seconds later, a queen jelly fish comes above SpongeBob, who can't catch the queen jellyfish (Because she is too large and keeps trying to zap him). He finds out that the queen jellyfish is a robotic jellyfish controlled by Kevin and the anchovies. Soon, Nideria Rex, king jellyfish, comes and falls in love with the Queen Jellyfish. He tries to kiss her, but Kevin makes the queen jellyfish flee from the king jellyfish. Shortly after, the queen jellyfish crashes into a billboard. The king jellyfish then chases SpongeBob, Kevin, and the anchovies and traps them in a cave. SpongeBob is the only person brave enough to confront him, so he blows a pie bubble, then the king jellyfish gets it and leaves. (&amp;quot;Everybody likes pie.&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the end, Kevin says that SpongeBob is still not in the club because he did not catch a queen jellyfish. The anchovies think that SpongeBob is a more worthy leader than Kevin, and give him Kevin's &amp;quot;hair&amp;quot; as a crown, but SpongeBob gives the title back. SpongeBob goes back to the convention, finds Patrick, and tells him what happened. Patrick says that he's glad SpongeBob learned his lesson, that hero worship is unhealthy. Then he walks off dragging his own hero, Jeffrey the Jellyfish, behind him tied up in a wagon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cultural References==&lt;br /&gt;
* Kevin the Sea Cucumber is loosely based on Melvin Sneedly, a character from the graphic novel ''Captain Underpants'', while Jeffrey the Jellyfish is a parody of Barney.&lt;br /&gt;
* The other Jellyspotters (anchovies) look very similar to the Jim Henson Muppet, Beaker, and share nearly identical personalities to the Yip-yip characters on Sesame Street.&lt;br /&gt;
* When one of the fish say &amp;quot;Wha-wha-wha,&amp;quot; it sounds a bit like Duck from Rosie and Jim.&lt;br /&gt;
* When SpongeBob and Patrick are standing and Jeffrey the Jellyfish passes, the banner in the background says, &amp;quot;Got Stung?&amp;quot;, a reference to the &amp;quot;Got Milk?&amp;quot; phrase.&lt;br /&gt;
* Jeffrey the Jellyfish might also be a parody of Geoffrey the Giraffe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*The episode's title references to I'm Your Biggest Fan or I'm Your Best Friend.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Jellyfish King would not be eating a real pie, he will eat a bubble.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Kevin's body is all the way stung, his hat-crown skin segment disappears.&lt;br /&gt;
*After Kevin gets stung, the jellyfish stings recover.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end of the episode, there is only five anchovies left.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jeffrey the Jellyfish had a much more different look than he is at the end from the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin was only in the Jelly Spotters Club for the fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
*Running gag:Every time Kevin gets stung.The anchovies say&amp;quot;Waa.Waa.Waa.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-10-im-your-biggest-fanatic/ I'm Your Biggest Fanatic Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Season2}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Season 2]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=No_Free_Rides_(Episode)</id>
		<title>No Free Rides (Episode)</title>
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| Episode No.: || 30a&lt;br /&gt;
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|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;No Free Rides&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mrs. Puff]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Father SquarePants]] [[Image:Mrs Schwammkopf.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob, Mother SquarePants and Father SquarePants in Boaty]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mother SquarePants]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Johnny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Boaty]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Prisoners&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mrs. Puff's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bikini Bottom Jail]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
This is SpongeBob's last driving exam for the year, and as usual, he performs very poorly. He earns a score of 6, while he needs 600 to pass the test. SpongeBob is excited because he has to spend another year at boating school. Mrs. Puff does not want this to happen, so she gives SpongeBob a bogus extra-credit assignment so she can be rid of SpongeBob forever. After that, she gives him his driver's license. She considers the consequences, which are potentially quite chaotic. At her house, there is a surprise party for her. SpongeBob's parents give him a new boat-mobile, and then they went straight to SpongeBob's house. After his parents had left, SpongeBob then sneaks out of his bedroom and sleeps inside his new boat mobile, then Mrs. Puff attempts to steal it. She does not realize that SpongeBob is in it. Mrs. Puff tries to get rid of him, but SpongeBob does not want his brand new boat to be stolen. Later she was then caught by the police and Mrs. Puff was then sent to jail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cultural References==&lt;br /&gt;
*This episode's convoluted plot owes much to the surrealistic films of David Lynch.&lt;br /&gt;
*The scene where the boat jumps and goes straight into the police car, it is making a spoof of The Dukes of Hazard where General Lee makes jumps and is being chased by the police.&lt;br /&gt;
*SpongeBob says that the radio station is K-R-U-D. If you pronounce it, it's 'crud'. Also, K-R-U-D is a real radio station in Hawaii.&lt;br /&gt;
*The car-chasing scene looks similar to Indiana Jones films.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*The accident company has the same phone number as the [[The Strangler]] (555-1234).&lt;br /&gt;
*On YTV airings of this episode, SpongeBob says &amp;quot;With all your personal ''''You won't get away with stealing my car!' hits'''.&amp;quot;, but the captions say &amp;quot;With all your personal-- '''You won't get away with stealing my car!'''&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*This episode is seen breaking the fourth wall when the narrator gets hit by SpongeBob during the driving test.&lt;br /&gt;
*After the surprise that SpongeBob and his parents held for Mrs. Puff, when the camera shifts back on Mrs. Puff you can see a small picture of Mrs. Puff entering her door surprised just like she was when she entered the door. And, that picture contains another picture containing the same thing. &lt;br /&gt;
*When Ms. Puff gives SpongeBob his driver's license, he licks it and comments &amp;quot;It tastes just like I dreamt it would.&amp;quot; This is an obvious reference to the episode &amp;quot;Sleepy Time&amp;quot; in which he dreams he holds a drivers license and licks it.&lt;br /&gt;
*After SpongeBob and his parents leave her house, Mrs. Puff says, &amp;quot;I gotta move out of town and change my name! No, not again.&amp;quot; This may mean that this is not her real name. This may also explain why her name has Mrs. instead of Ms. when she is not married, and it may also explain why she does not like to talk about [[Mr. Puff]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When SpongeBob is being grated (by cheese graters) His eyes come out the graters twice.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mrs. Puff does not need help being deflated.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Mrs. Puff yells, &amp;quot;Extra Credit&amp;quot; and runs to SpongeBob with his unicycle, and she leads him back into the classroom, the unicycle disappears.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Mrs. Puff imagines the news report after SpongeBob’s first drive, it says 'Live' but at the end of the report, when SpongeBob runs over the reporter, the reporter says &amp;quot;let's not use that take.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*At the start Mrs. Puff says that SpongeBob got negative 224, then after SpongeBob hits a bunch of traffic cones, she said that he got 6. This goof is similar in The Simpsons Movie, where Chief Wiggum tells Homer Simpson he should take the rap instead of Bart, and then Homer tells Chief Wiggum what the punishment is again, and Chief Wiggum now tells him he should take a 1-hour parenting class.&lt;br /&gt;
*When SpongeBob gives Boaty his socks and jumps on to Boaty he still has his socks on, but he already gave his socks to Boaty, but he might given Boaty another pair of socks.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the end Mrs. Puff said that Spongebob could go to Mrs. Flounder's class. It's possible Mrs. Flounder is Flats the Flounder's mom and Flats' dad's wife.&lt;br /&gt;
*Until [[Krusty Krushers]], this would be the last time [[Fred]] says &amp;quot;My leg!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: No Free Rides]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-10-no-free-rides/ No Free Rides Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Season2}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Season 2]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Dying_For_Pie_(Episode)</id>
		<title>Dying For Pie (Episode)</title>
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'''&amp;quot;Dying for Pie&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Krabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Pirates&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Residents&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]] Customers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Around [[Bikini Bottom]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
At the [[Krusty Krab]], it's 'Employee Brotherhood day'. [[Squidward]] does not know this. On 'Employee Brotherhood day', all employees must exchange gifts (they have to make the gifts themselves), and [[SpongeBob]] gives Squidward a sweater made out of his eyelashes. When Squidward scoffs at his heartfelt gift, SpongeBob begins to cry copiously, eventually handing Squidward a sweater made from his tears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Squidward]] wishes he could buy a gift instead of make one, and see a group of pirates outside with a sack of pies. He goes outside and his crew says that they are bombs, but after Squidward offers to buy one, the pirate says they were kidding, and Squidward buys a pie for $25. He lies to Mr. Krabs, saying that he made it. [[Mr. Krabs]] inspects it, and says he has to eat a bit to see it was not horrible. He breaks a tiny bit off the crust and says, &amp;quot;This would go great with some milk!&amp;quot; As he gets the milk, he trips over and the bit of the pie explodes and wrecks the back of the Krusty Krab. [[Squidward]] and Mr. Krabs are blown far away.  When they arrive at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob acts as if he ate the pie, even though he actually ate a different one. [[Mr. Krabs]] tells Squidward that the pie would explode when it reached [[SpongeBob]]'s lower intestine (which is around sunset), so Squidward decides to make SpongeBob's remaining hours fun. SpongeBob presents a list of the funniest things he could do, after being asked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SpongeBob's Friendship list:'''&lt;br /&gt;
*Show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town&lt;br /&gt;
*Show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit (That is Squidward wearing the salmon suit)&lt;br /&gt;
*Knock-knock jokes&lt;br /&gt;
*Reverse&lt;br /&gt;
*Babble like an idiot&lt;br /&gt;
*All-you-can-do&lt;br /&gt;
*Trade faces&lt;br /&gt;
*Peel-a-guig&lt;br /&gt;
*Open-Heart surgery&lt;br /&gt;
*Dismemberment (not seen, mentioned by Squidward)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watch the sunset with Squidward&lt;br /&gt;
Upon hearing this, Squidward remembers that SpongeBob will explode at sunset. Therefore, he builds a brick wall between them. At sunset, there is an explosion, but it is actually a [[bubble]] that SpongeBob blew (It's in the shape of a bomb and explodes). There is another explosion, which knocks the wall down, crushing Squidward. Squidward comes out and finds that SpongeBob is still alive. He says he's supposed to explode.  SpongeBob tries very hard and finally yells, &amp;quot;GARY! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR dessert, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!” Squidward tells him that he means SpongeBob is supposed to blow up into a million pieces, and Squidward tells him about the pie. SpongeBob does not seem to remember, then says 'Oh, this pie!&amp;quot; He takes the explosive pie out of his pocket and says that he was saving it for them to share. He trips over, and the pie/bomb hits Squidward in the face and goes off, demolishing all of Bikini Bottom. The (extremely huge) explosion here portrayed by actual live action footage of the nuclear test Operation Crossroads, seen above the sea. Squidward gets the full force of the explosion, and manages to utter out, &amp;quot;Ow.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cultural References==&lt;br /&gt;
* The Operation Crossroads nuclear test, the explosion near the end of the episode is a footage of which is used to represent, was conducted at Bikini Atoll.  SpongeBob SquarePants is set in the fictional city of [[Bikini Bottom]], which is named after this atoll (possibly indirectly, via the bikini swimsuit).&lt;br /&gt;
*Camp Lazlo has a similar episode called The Big Cheese. Scoutmaster Lumpus eats a deadly cheese and he is going to die in 13 minutes. At the end, just like the episode, Lumpus does not die. Here are the reasons and the unfortunate events: In ''Camp Lazlo'', the cheese is made in China and Lumpus goes to jail. In ''SpongeBob SquarePants'', SpongeBob kept the pie in his pocket and he trips causing a big explosion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dee Bradley Baker]] guest voices as the pirate captain.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the scene where the hole created by the bomb going off is seen, we see some of the metal wall curls inwards, whereas it should curl ''outwards'', because of the direction of the blast energy.&lt;br /&gt;
*The video of the explosion was seen on Nat Geo Investigation.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Squidward asks what the coat is made of, SpongeBob replies, &amp;quot;Eyelashes!&amp;quot; However, in the comic version of this episode (from &amp;quot;Who's Hungry?&amp;quot;) he replies, &amp;quot;Eyelashes and eyebrows!&amp;quot; A similar mistake was made when Squidward asks what flavor the pie is. In the episode, the pirates say, &amp;quot;Apple!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cherry!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Raspberry!&amp;quot;, but in the comic, they say, &amp;quot;Apple!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cherry!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Boysenberry!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When SpongeBob trips and lets the pie hit Squidward's face, the explosion takes place at the center of Bikini Bottom rather than on the hill, they were on.&lt;br /&gt;
*This was considered to be when SpongeBob began it's glorious years, as season one wasn't as popular. These years of glory end after season three.&lt;br /&gt;
*This episode is the first SpongeBob episode to allow blood to be seen. The second is in [[Karate Island]], and third in [[Born To Be Wild]],though in born to be wild it is most likely just juice they call blood.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Friend or Foe?]] marathon, this episode aired with [[Krab Borg]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is parody from the Simpsons' episode: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, and Bluefish.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Squidward and Mr. Krabs walk to the door to look at SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs' eyelashes vanish. When we see SpongeBob cleaning the table with them watching, they return.&lt;br /&gt;
*2nd episode pair not to feature Patrick.&lt;br /&gt;
*Why the pie did not explode when Squidward drops it on Mr. Krabs' desk?&lt;br /&gt;
*The explosion returns in The Krusty Plate&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: Dying For Pie]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-6-dying-for-pie/ Dying for Pie Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Season2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Dying For Pie (Episode)</title>
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| Airdate: || 28.12.2000&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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| Previous Episode: || [[Bubble Buddy]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;Dying for Pie&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Krabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Pirates&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Residents&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]] Customers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Around [[Bikini Bottom]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
At the [[Krusty Krab]], it's 'Employee Brotherhood day'. [[Squidward]] does not know this. On 'Employee Brotherhood day', all employees must exchange gifts (they have to make the gifts themselves), and [[SpongeBob]] gives Squidward a sweater made out of his eyelashes. When Squidward scoffs at his heartfelt gift, SpongeBob begins to cry copiously, eventually handing Squidward a sweater made from his tears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Squidward]] wishes he could buy a gift instead of make one, and see a group of pirates outside with a sack of pies. He goes outside and his crew says that they are bombs, but after Squidward offers to buy one, the pirate says they were kidding, and Squidward buys a pie for $25. He lies to Mr. Krabs, saying that he made it. [[Mr. Krabs]] inspects it, and says he has to eat a bit to see it was not horrible. He breaks a tiny bit off the crust and says, &amp;quot;This would go great with some milk!&amp;quot; As he gets the milk, he trips over and the bit of the pie explodes and wrecks the back of the Krusty Krab. [[Squidward]] and Mr. Krabs are blown far away.  When they arrive at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob acts as if he ate the pie, even though he actually ate a different one. [[Mr. Krabs]] tells Squidward that the pie would explode when it reached [[SpongeBob]]'s lower intestine (which is around sunset), so Squidward decides to make SpongeBob's remaining hours fun. SpongeBob presents a list of the funniest things he could do, after being asked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SpongeBob's Friendship list:'''&lt;br /&gt;
*Show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town&lt;br /&gt;
*Show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit (That is Squidward wearing the salmon suit)&lt;br /&gt;
*Knock-knock jokes&lt;br /&gt;
*Reverse&lt;br /&gt;
*Babble like an idiot&lt;br /&gt;
*All-you-can-do&lt;br /&gt;
*Trade faces&lt;br /&gt;
*Peel-a-guig&lt;br /&gt;
*Open-Heart surgery&lt;br /&gt;
*Dismemberment (not seen, mentioned by Squidward)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watch the sunset with Squidward&lt;br /&gt;
Upon hearing this, Squidward remembers that SpongeBob will explode at sunset. Therefore, he builds a brick wall between them. At sunset, there is an explosion, but it is actually a [[bubble]] that SpongeBob blew (It's in the shape of a bomb and explodes). There is another explosion, which knocks the wall down, crushing Squidward. Squidward comes out and finds that SpongeBob is still alive. He says he's supposed to explode.  SpongeBob tries very hard and finally yells, &amp;quot;GARY! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR dessert, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!” Squidward tells him that he means SpongeBob is supposed to blow up into a million pieces, and Squidward tells him about the pie. SpongeBob does not seem to remember, then says 'Oh, this pie!&amp;quot; He takes the explosive pie out of his pocket and says that he was saving it for them to share. He trips over, and the pie/bomb hits Squidward in the face and goes off, demolishing all of Bikini Bottom. The (extremely huge) explosion here portrayed by actual live action footage of the nuclear test Operation Crossroads, seen above the sea. Squidward gets the full force of the explosion, and manages to utter out, &amp;quot;Ow.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cultural References==&lt;br /&gt;
* The Operation Crossroads nuclear test, the explosion near the end of the episode is a footage of which is used to represent, was conducted at Bikini Atoll.  SpongeBob SquarePants is set in the fictional city of [[Bikini Bottom]], which is named after this atoll (possibly indirectly, via the bikini swimsuit).&lt;br /&gt;
*Camp Lazlo has a similar episode called The Big Cheese. Scoutmaster Lumpus eats a deadly cheese and he is going to die in 13 minutes. At the end, just like the episode, Lumpus does not die. Here are the reasons and the unfortunate events: In ''Camp Lazlo'', the cheese is made in China and Lumpus goes to jail. In ''SpongeBob SquarePants'', SpongeBob kept the pie in his pocket and he trips causing a big explosion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dee Bradley Baker]] guest voices as the pirate captain.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the scene where the hole created by the bomb going off is seen, we see some of the metal wall curls inwards, whereas it should curl ''outwards'', because of the direction of the blast energy.&lt;br /&gt;
*The video of the explosion was seen on Nat Geo Investigation.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Squidward asks what the coat is made of, SpongeBob replies, &amp;quot;Eyelashes!&amp;quot; However, in the comic version of this episode (from &amp;quot;Who's Hungry?&amp;quot;) he replies, &amp;quot;Eyelashes and eyebrows!&amp;quot; A similar mistake was made when Squidward asks what flavor the pie is. In the episode, the pirates say, &amp;quot;Apple!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cherry!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Raspberry!&amp;quot;, but in the comic, they say, &amp;quot;Apple!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cherry!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Boysenberry!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When SpongeBob trips and lets the pie hit Squidward's face, the explosion takes place at the center of Bikini Bottom rather than on the hill, they were on.&lt;br /&gt;
*This was considered to be when SpongeBob began it's glorious years, as season one wasn't as popular. These years of glory end after season three.&lt;br /&gt;
*This episode is the first SpongeBob episode to allow blood to be seen. The second is in [[Karate Island]], and third in [[Born To Be Wild]],though in born to be wild it is most likely just juice they call blood.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Friend or Foe?]] marathon, this episode aired with [[Krab Borg]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is parody from the Simpsons' episode: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, and Bluefish.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Squidward and Mr. Krabs walk to the door to look at SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs' eyelashes vanish. When we see SpongeBob cleaning the table with them watching, they return.&lt;br /&gt;
*2nd episode pair not to feature Patrick.&lt;br /&gt;
*Why the pie did not explode when Squidward drops it on Mr. Krabs' desk?&lt;br /&gt;
*The explosion returns in {The Krusty Plate}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: Dying For Pie]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-6-dying-for-pie/ Dying for Pie Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Season2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Season 2]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Squid%E2%80%99s_Day_Off_(Episode)</id>
		<title>Squid’s Day Off (Episode)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Squid%E2%80%99s_Day_Off_(Episode)"/>
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| Episode No.: || 22b&lt;br /&gt;
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| Airdate: || 2.11.2000&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Season: || Season 2&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=&amp;quot;#ffffff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Previous Episode: || [[Your Shoe's Untied]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| Next Episode: || [[Big Pink Loser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;Squid's Day Off&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Time/Date=== &lt;br /&gt;
*Sunday&lt;br /&gt;
*12:10 PM: Squidward rushes into the [[Krusty Krab]] for the 9th time.&lt;br /&gt;
*3:00 PM: Squidward rushes into the [[Krusty Krab]] naked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Krabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick Star]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Hospital&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
On a customer less Sunday at the Krusty Krab, an accident lands Mr. Krabs in the hospital, and with Squidward left in charge of the Krusty Krab for a day. Using this authority to his advantage, he takes the day off under the pretense that he must run errands, leaving SpongeBob to manage the Krusty Krab on his own. Squidward's attempts to relax at home are thwarted by increasing paranoia; various fantasies of SpongeBob ruining the Krusty Krabs’ business (such as giving away all of its profits or setting fire to the building) run through his mind, forcing him to return to the restaurant multiple times in order to monitor SpongeBob's actions. However, each time he gets there, he finds everything to be normal.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward's anxiety eventually causes him to go insane. He becomes obsessed with finding SpongeBob slacking or doing something wrong. While taking a bath, he sees SpongeBob swimming down the drain of his bathtub. Thinking that he is going back to the Krusty Krab, a naked Squidward attempts to get there first. Upon arriving at the Krusty Krab, Squidward realizes that his encounter with SpongeBob in his bathtub was a hallucination--SpongeBob had never left the restaurant's cash register. After lending Squidward his own pants, SpongeBob finds that the &amp;quot;CLOSED&amp;quot; sign on the Krusty Krabs' door had never been switched to &amp;quot;OPEN&amp;quot;, remarking that he and Squidward &amp;quot;could have taken the whole day off.&amp;quot; causing Squidward’s head to deflate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward has eight tentacles when he dives underwater, but he actually has six tentacles.&lt;br /&gt;
*In other episodes, the Krusty Krab closes on Sundays.&lt;br /&gt;
*The doorknob on the door of Squidward's house constantly changes position from left to right.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time [[Mr. Krabs]] arms fall off. The first was [[Hooky]]. The third is [[Squid on Strike]]&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time [[SpongeBob]] sneaks onto Squidward in his own bathroom. The first is [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]], the  third is in [[Have You Seen This Snail?]] and the last time is in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward does not regularly wear any pants he only wears a brown shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Squidward was at the Krusty Krab, while SpongeBob was singing &amp;quot;I'm sure you are!&amp;quot;, Squidward's neck was colored the same as his shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time Squidward was naked. the first time is [[The Paper]]&lt;br /&gt;
*This episode is simular to The Fairly Odd Parents episode Wanda's Day Off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: Squid's Day Off]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-2-squids-day-off/ Squid's Day Off Video]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Season2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Episode]]&lt;br /&gt;
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