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{{EpInfo|Naughty Nautical Neighbors|Titlecard Naughty Nautical Neighbors.jpg|4a|1|August 7, 1999
Denmark:10 june 2002|Plankton!|Boating School}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
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'''Naughty Nautical Neighbors''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Songs===
*[[Squidward, My Friend]]

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Plot==
The episodes starts out when [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] has made a very good soufflé, but [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick's]] laughing distracts him from enjoying it. Squidward sees they are having a private conversation with bubbles. They whisper a message into the bubble wand instead of blowing into it, and when the bubble pops, the message can be heard.
Annoyed, Squidward makes bubbles of his own, imitating SpongeBob and Patrick, but insulting them both. Thinking the bubbles are from each other, SpongeBob and Patrick become angry and get into a fight, eventually declaring that they are no longer friends. Squidward eats his soufflé while laughing, but in doing so chokes on the fork. Patrick performs CPR on him, and he becomes Squidward's friend.
Patrick falls asleep on Squidward when Squidward plays his clarinet and Squidward angrily kicks him out and also Sprains his back. SpongeBob helps Squidward and becomes his friend. SpongeBob and Squidward decide to play music. SpongeBob plays a cello which he thinks is a bassinet, but instead of music he plays the music scratchily. SpongeBob violently breaks it when Patrick interrupts, and Squidward angrily kicks him out.
Squidward decides to invite Patrick and SpongeBob to a dinner party (without telling either of them that the other is coming) in order to repair their friendship. When they arrive, they are still mad at each other. Squidward tries to get them back together, but the situation devolves into a competition to see who can drink the most soda and thus become Squidward's best friend. Squidward runs out of soda and leaves to get some more. While he is gone, SpongeBob and Patrick hiccup small bubbles that make a burping sound when they burst. They find this amusing and become friends again, but because they drank so many glasses of pop (SpongeBob drank 14 glasses and Patrick drank 12), their burps create a whole load of bubbles that make Squidward's house collapse. At the end, Squidward never put his key in the door, but he was able to open it anyway. He sees the whole place destroyed and tells himself that he made a mistake. SpongeBob mentions that he and Patrick are best friends again. After Squidward furiously tells them to get out of his house, he angrily slams the door. Then, a bubble just hit the door, which fell on Squidward's back. Squidward then cries, "Oh, oh... my back!"

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This was the first episode in which SpongeBob and Patrick fight.
*This episode's title card music is joined with that of the episode [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]] in the beginning of the episode [[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]].
*There is a chapter book to tie-in with this episode.
*When SpongeBob plays the bassinet, he asks for an A. Squidward actually plays a B-flat on his clarinet. For clarinet players, this is a C.
*This title card is similar to that of the episode [[Summer Job (Episode)|Summer Job]].
*Gary's shell is smaller than usual.
*In the first scene when SpongeBob is thinking about having new friends, he suddenly has five fingers before drawing his skin with a pen, but in the full shot of his hand, there are the usual four fingers.
*Squidward took nothing with him to go to the grocery store. After SpongeBob and Patrick get their friendship again by laughing carbon dioxide, Squidward has a grocery bag and keys. Soon, on the floor, there is no grocery bag or key.
*While Patrick saves Squidward, there is no glass cornering and blocking inside Squidward's house backyard square window. In the last full shot of the Conch Street backyards, the window has glass.
*Squidward's house cannot be seen when SpongeBob and Patrick were fighting.
*Even though SpongeBob receives an invitation to a dinner party no actual food is served. Only soda.
**It is possible that the house got destroyed before Squidward could Cook the food.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Naughty Nautical Neighbors|Transcript for Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]

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Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?

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Episode Article: [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)|What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*Mike Wazowski
*Plotagon Patchy
*Plotagon Potty
*1950's Boy (cameo)

==Dialogue==
(pan over live-action houses)

Patchy: Hi kids, welcome to the biggest most spectacular episode: Whatever Happened to SpongeBob.

Potty: Bawk.

Patchy: Potty! You, kids, watch the episode when I get the potty out.

SpongeBob: (frantically jumps out of bed) Good morning, Gary! Good morning, Mister Mailman!

Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. (The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky) AAAHHH!

SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...

Squidward: Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.

SpongeBob: The best job...

Mr. Krabs: He's already 10 seconds late. I'm doubting he's not paying for this.

SpongeBob: And, of course, the best pet.

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob squeezes Gary in a hug, which causes Gary's shell to break. SpongeBob runs out of his house)

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! (runs into Patrick)

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! How goes it?

Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up. (turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly)

SpongeBob: What's that?

Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my mom... (annoyed, angrily throws the squashed cake on the ground) that I spent all day baking. (angrily goes back into his rock. SpongeBob looks on sadly. Patrick briefly opens his rock again) Idiot Boy. (angrily shuts it again)

SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called me that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. (SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house and uses his feet to knock on the door)

SpongeBob: Squidward!

Squidward: (angrily, bursts out of the door) Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep! Do you understand?! Idiot Boy!!!! (angrily slams the door. Cut to the Treedome, where Sandy has invented a robot)

Sandy: It's all done! My greatest invention yet! (the robot starts to dance)

SpongeBob: Sandy! What a neat robot! (trips on a log. Some of the water from his helmet goes onto Sandy's robot)

Sandy: No!! (her robot blows up)

SpongeBob: Let me explain. You see... I was passing by the tree, and I thought it'd be funny if I gave you a surprise.

Sandy: Oh, you gave me a surprise, alright. (lividly, angrily shows the destroyed robot) '''''LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT!!!!!''''' GET OUT OF HERE, IDIOT BOY!! (furiously shoves SpongeBob out the door, angrily slamming it behind him)

SpongeBob: (sniffles) I guess that means there's only one place left to go. A place where I am wanted, wherever they like it or not! (Cut to the Krusty Krab) SpongeBob WorkPants reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Hurry up and get in there, boy! Patties need flipping.

SpongeBob: No worries, captain! (SpongeBob accidentally trips on some frying pans) Oops, well, all in a day's work. Now, back to doing what I do best! No way I can mess this up... (SpongeBob slides on a puddle of water and starts screaming)

Mr. Krabs: (playing with his dollars, laughing) Mr. Dollar, allow me to introduce you to Mrs. Dollar. (hears SpongeBob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! (slides and accidentally hits Mr Krabs. Mr. Krabs falls in the fryer and gets out immediately) Mr. Krabs, are you OK?

Mr. Krabs: I'm fine, as long as me money's OK. (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs notice both dollars in the fryer)

Mr. Dollar: (to Mrs. Dollar) Although we know each other a short time, I want you to know... I love you. (both dollars disintegrate as they cry. SpongeBob laughs nervously)

Mr. Krabs: (extremely enraged, angrily kicks out SpongeBob) If I were you, I'd get as far away from me as possible-- '''''IDIOT BOY!!!!!!!''''' (angrily shuts the doors. SpongeBob is shocked and alarmed)

SpongeBob: I guess that's it, then. If Mr. Krabs is calling me Idiot Boy, it must be true. I know what must be done. (SpongeBob starts crying, his tears creating a river that leads him to his house) I somehow managed to make everyone mad at me. At least you still like me, right, Gary?

(We see Gary putting a bandage on his back. [[Episode Transcript: The Krusty Sponge|He angrily hisses at SpongeBob]])

SpongeBob: (sighs) I'll miss you too, buddy. There's a year's supply of snail food for you. (walks out of his house and turns around) Goodbye, pineapple. (the chimney blows SpongeBob up in the sky) Goodbye, Squidward. Goodbye, Patrick. Goodbye, Sandy. Goodbye, Bikini Bottom. Goodbye, life as I know it. (he lands on the road next to the sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Population 538. (crosses out the eight with a chalk and puts a seven next to it) Minus one. (he leaves Bikini Bottom down the road) Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! Idiot Boy! (that night, SpongeBob is scared by a bunch of very weird people. He runs for his life, but falls off the cliff upside down, causing him to boink his head on a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff. Now he's got a long bump on his head) Oooh, boy, that's quite a lump. I better not hit my head again. That might cause a concession. (the things that SpongeBob packed hit him on the head, causing him to faint. Cut to Patrick, who is knocking on SpongeBob's door and drinking a milkshake)

Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob?

Patrick: I don't know. I've been knocking on his door for three hours. I need his hot sauce for my milkshake. (drinks his milkshake)

Sandy: We ain't got time for that. Hi-yah! (brushes through the door)

Gary: Mrloooow.

Sandy: Gary? Where are you, little guy? (searches for Gary)

Gary: Mrloooow.

Sandy: Gary? Gary? (bumps on some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom. Cut to see that Gary is now extremely huge and overweight)

Gary: Mrloow.

Sandy: Gary! What happened to you?

Gary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow. (Sandy sees a note on Gary's food bowl)

Sandy: A note. (picks up the note and reads it) ''To whom it may concern: if you found this letter, that means Gary's food bowl is empty and that it needs to be refilled. It also means it's been approximately one year since I've split town, and no one's noticed 'til now. No one needs to worry, I won't bother anyone again. Sincerely, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot Boy.'' (Patrick and Sandy look at each other sadly. Cut to SpongeBob, who wakes up when he hears villagers)

[[Harold|Villager Man]]: I could use this.

Villager Woman: Yeah, I like these here.

Villager Man: This is top quality.

SpongeBob: Hello there. (the villagers gasp) What's going on?

Villager Man: Oh, we thought you were taking a dirt nap, but we organized your clothes for you... SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: (looks behind, then turns around to the villagers) Are you talking to me?

Villager Man: Isn't this your name? (shows SpongeBob's nametag)

SpongeBob: I don't know, is it?

Villager Man: You don't know your name?

SpongeBob: All I know is that I hit my head on some rocks! Now I can't seem to remember anything. (the villagers wink at each other)

Villager Man: Err, well, then I'll remind you that these are not your clothes, and your name isn't SpongeBob, it's, umm... it's... CheeseHead BrownPants. Ha ha! That's it!

SpongeBob: CheeseHead, huh? (checks his pockets) Wait a minute, what's this? (shows a bubble bottle)

Villager Man: Bubbles?!

(The villagers scream and run away)

SpongeBob: I wonder what got into them? (Sees the town called "New Kelp City". Cut to a "BREAKING NEWS" slide)

Perch Perkins: We interrupt this program for an important announcement. (cut to Perch Perkins in Bikini Bottom, where a crowd of people are panicking) Bikini Bottom is literally in a state of total chaos tonight. (a muscular guy pushes Perch)

Muscular Guy: (yelling on screen) Literally!! (runs off)

[[Perch Perkins]]: (gets up weakly with a black eye) We go now to news scene chopper 7. What's up?

News Chopper: (we see someone flying in a helicopter) Not looking too good out here, Perch. The [[Krusty Krab]] is about to come apart of the henges. Customers are in a rage over not getting their [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]].

Mr. Krabs: (running to Squidward) Squidward, where the barnacles is SpongeBob? This place is going down the toilet! Patties need flipping!

Squidward: If I knew, do you think I'd be standing here getting yelled at by a bunch of morons?

Mr. Krabs: Don't talk back to your superior officer, you...

(Both start arguing. Sandy comes in)

Sandy: Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob?

Squidward: I think we just went through this...

Mr. Krabs: What he means to say is, no, we haven't.

Sandy: Well, apparently, he's left Bikini Bottom, and he ain't coming back. (hands Mr. Krabs the note)

Mr. Krabs: Let me see that. (begins to read) "To whom that may concern, if you found this letter, that means (muttering...) sincerely... AKA?" "AKA?" "Idiot Boy?" (horrified) "IDIOT BOY?!" It ''is'' SpongeBob! What am I gonna do without me [[SpongeBob|fry cook]]?

Patrick: What am I gonna do without my best friend? I should never have been mean to you! (starts to cry)

Sandy: I should have never kicked you out of my house! (starts to cry. Her helmet fills up with tears)

Squidward: (sadly) If I knew that was the last time I've seen SpongeBob, I would have (happily) slammed the door in his face even '''''harder!!!!!''''' (starts laughing. Everyone except Squidward and Mr. Krabs is very sad. Mr. Krabs pushes the customers out of the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: All right, all right, group meeting. Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice! [[Episode Transcript: SquidBob TentaclePants|(closes the doors)]] Now... (he and the others gather around) how do you propose we find me money-making employee?

(Cut to SpongeBob in the streets of [[New Kelp City]])

SpongeBob: Whoo, I live in a dump! (bumps into a green fish)

Fish: Hey, watch where your stepping!

SpongeBob: Sorry, sir, I was just-

Fish: I know what you was doing. You was doing the old "bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets and take his change" routine, but it ain't gonna work this time. You want money? Get a job, you deadbeat!

SpongeBob: I'm a jobless deadbeat? What a sad existence I don't remember I live. (fade to black. Cut back to SpongeBob. His tummy is grumbling) Ooh, seems like I'm running on empty. (checks his pockets and sighs) Not a penny to my name. Well, I guess if I want to fill the hole in my gut, I'll need to fill a job somewhere. (checks a bank sign that says "Help Wanted") Help wanted?

[[Help Wanted Lady]]: Well, Mr.... BrownPants... you seem to have left this entire application blank.

SpongeBob: (laughs) I can't remember a thing.

Help Wanted Lady: Well, do you have any special skills?

SpongeBob: Special skills... oh, I can do this! (blows a bubble)

Help Wanted Lady: (screams) Oh, what do you think you're doing?! (kicks out SpongeBob) Sorry, sir, but we run a respectable business here! (she slams the door)

SpongeBob: Okay, I guess they don't want you blowing bubbles, unless it directly relates to the job at hand. (SpongeBob is hired as a builder) Thanks for the job, boss! You won't be disappointed.

Builder: That's real sweet, BrownPants, but I don't hear that hammer pounding.

SpongeBob: (pounding the hammer while flying on a bubble) Then this might be music to your ears.

Builder: (sees the bubble) Neptune's son, what are you doing? (gets down from the building) You aren't doing that on my building site! You're fired! (the bubble pops and SpongeBob falls down)

SpongeBob: I do not understand this. What is wrong with this city? Maybe it's not the city. Maybe it's me. (looks at a man from ''[[Episode Transcript: All That Glitters|All That Glitters]]'') Hey, mister, Look at me! Mister, look at me! Is there something wrong with me? (shows a gruesome look on his face. The man screams and runs away. Cut to the Krusty Krab)

Sandy: Listen up, y'all! I got a plan to bring back SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: You do?

Sandy: Yup, and it involves this. (shows a [[Sponge-Tracker|device]]) It'll track any sponge within a 50-mile radius.

Squidward: So, you're saying this thing can actually find SpongeBob?

Sandy: You got it, [[Squidward|SquidCakes]], but it's gonna take all of us to find-- (Squidward smashes the device with a hammer.)

Squidward: Oops, I dropped it. (Mr. Krabs is enraged. His nose rises and blows up like a balloon, then bursts.)

Mr. Krabs: (shouting furiously) '''''MR. SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!''''' This device was me last chance to get this place back into ship shape. And since you destroyed it, I am ordering you to find SpongeBob!

Squidward: (laughs) I wouldn't seek out that twit for all the leotards of the sea.

Mr. Krabs: If you don't find him, you'll be out of a job forever.

Squidward: Ha! Is that your version of a threat?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't forget your retirement gift.

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I am not interested in any- (gasps) Is that a handcrafted jewel-encrusted ornamental egg? That'll complete my collection! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Not so fast! (pushes Squidward) Bring back me number one fry cook first.

(Cut to SpongeBob, who is cold in the streets of New Kelp City. He goes to get warm near a fire)

Fish: Real drag, isn't it? Having to stand around the fire for warmth every night?

SpongeBob: Yeah.

Other Fish: Heh, not for us... we're just waiting in line for a new [[Games We Play|video game]].

SpongeBob: I guess I am just a jobless deadbeat. (sighs) You guys mind if I bubble?

Fish: (frightened) You can't do that here!!

SpongeBob: But... bubbles will steady the ol' nerves. Watch. (blows a bubble) See? Feeling better already.

(everyone who sees the bubble screams and runs away.)

SpongeBob: What could possibly be wrong with practicing the bubble arts? Seems like a harmless activity. (laughs)

(SpongeBob gets ready to blow another bubble, when he is approached by a gang who are snapping their fingers. They grab SpongeBob)

Bubble Poppin' Boy: Do you have any... (the others continue snapping) I think we've made our point with the snapping! (They stop snapping) As I was saying... do you have any idea who we are?

SpongeBob: Um, wait... err, um... don't tell me, um...

Bubble Poppin' Boy: Don't answer. (laughs) I'll show ya. (turns around to show the back of his shirt, which says "Bubble Poppin' Boys") We call us the [[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]. And article 1 of our charter prohibits bubble blowing on our turf. (pops the bubble. Its water gets in his eyes and he gets angry, showing his red eyes) You see why we don't allow bubbles in our city? Fortunately, we have ways of dealing with careless bubble blowers like you. Let's rough him up, boys! (the gang is ready to beat SpongeBob, but he runs away)

Bubble Poppin' Boy: Where'd he go? (sees SpongeBob run) After him!!

(SpongeBob tries to hide from the Bubble Poppin' Boys, but they surround him. SpongeBob blows four bubbles to make a stairway. One of the Bubble Poppin' Boys climbs up a street light. SpongeBob then blows a bubble raft and hops on it)

SpongeBob: Ah, I'll be making this getaway in comfort. (The Bubble Poppin' Boys try to shoot down the bubble raft with slingshots. SpongeBob blows a bubble paddle and paddles away, but one of the slingshots pop the bubble raft and paddle, causing SpongeBob to fall. SpongeBob lands on the street safely, but the bottle of bubble soap spills, and the bubble wand falls in the sewer. The Bubble Poppin' Boys are running towards SpongeBob, but he sticks his hand into the spilled bubble soap and blows a big bubble to trap the Bubble Poppin' Boys, causing them to float up and out of New Kelp City)

Man: You- you did it! (grunts and runs over to SpongeBob) Do you realize what you've done?

SpongeBob: No.

Man: You have freed the city. Citzens of New Kelp, come out of the shadows, 'cause CheeseBoy kicked the Bubble Poppin' gang right out of town! (All of the citizens of New Kelp City come out and blow bubbles)

All: Thank you, [[CheeseHead BrownPants|CheeseBoy]]!

Man #2: What an amazing gift CheeseBoy has given us.

SpongeBob: Actually, it's CheeseHead. (a car appears. Its horn honks as a window rolls down, and the mayor of New Kelp City appears)

Mayor: Well, CheeseHead, this is a historic day for New Kelp City. You have rid this city of the Bubble Poppin' Boys, and restored bubble-blowing to the streets. (laughs) Something I wasn't able to do for 20 years as mayor. For this, I appoint you... (puts his hat on SpongeBob's head) mayor of New Kelp City!

All: (lifting up SpongeBob) All hail mayor CheeseHead!! (SpongeBob smiles. Cut to Patrick, Sandy and Squidward, who are still searching for SpongeBob)

Sandy: SpongeBob!

Patrick: SpongeBob!

Sandy: SpongeBob!

Patrick: (lifts up the road) Buddy? You there? (puts the road down)

Sandy: SpongeBob! (points at the truck stop) Maybe someone at that truck stop has seen our porous little buddy.

Patrick: SpongeBob! (they walk to the truck stop)

Sandy: There he is, guys!

Patrick: Huh? SpongeBob! (laughs and runs into [[Evelyn]]) Oh, I knew I'd find you, buddy! Look at you. You haven't changed a bit. Let's go home and eat a gallon of seanut butter.

Sandy: That's not SpongeBob, Patrick. There's SpongeBob. (Patrick drops Evelyn. She points to the newspaper carrier)

Patrick: (yells) I'll get ya out of this cage, buddy! (breaks the glass with a brick and hugs the newspaper) You're safe now in my arms. (notices that the picture of SpongeBob on the newspaper is gone) Huh? Where'd you go now? (cries)

Sandy: Uh, Pat? All the ink came off on your belly.

Patrick: Oh.

Sandy: Now let's see what that little critter's up to. (reads) New mayor of... (gasps) SpongeBob's mayor of New Kelp City!

SpongeBob: Citizens of New Kelp City, I can't say that I blame you, but I don't know much about politics or balanced budgets, but I do know this, while I am wearing the mayor's hat it will always be safe to blow bubbles on the streets of New Kelp, or my name isn't [[CheeseHead BrownPants]]!!

Sandy: CheeseHead BrownPants?

SpongeBob: New Kelp City has brown-pants mania!

Sandy: Hang on a minute. I don't mean to put a damper on the mood here but Bikini Bottom needs you back, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: What's that?

Sandy: Well, I'm sorry I yelled at you, buddy.

SpongeBob: Oh, this is a surprise.

Sandy: Surprised I found you?

SpongeBob: No, surprised at seeing a talking weasel.

Sandy: It's me, Sandy. Don't pretend you don't remember me, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Sandy. But I'd probably remember an underwater, talking weasel.

Sandy: You may not remember the weasel but you haven't forgotten your best friend, have you?

SpongeBob: I have no idea how that got there. All I remember is hitting my head, blowing some bubbles and now, poof, I'm mayor.

Sandy: You must've lost your memory when you hit your head. You'll just have to come back with us to Bikini Bottom. The familiar surroundings will bring your memory right back.

SpongeBob: Uh, sorry, weasel girl, I can't leave. These people need my leadership.

Sandy: SpongeBob, wait! Don't just stand there, get in. Squidward?

Squidward: Hurry up! (the trio enter the limo) Decorative egg, here I come. (limo is leaving New Kelp City, then reaches the Krusty Krab) Here it is.

Sandy: You must recognize this place.

SpongeBob: Nope.

Mr. Krabs: Don't recognize the Krusty Krab? Stop your kidding, boy. And start frying up them patties.

SpongeBob: I was a fry cook before?

Mr. Krabs: Aye, the best in the business. Now get flipping.

SpongeBob: Look, guys, as much as I'd love to toil the days away flipping burgers I think I'll just go back to my modest job as mayor of a major city.

Squidward: Whoo-hoo-hoo, SpongeBob's leaving for real this time! Krabs, I brought back your number one fry cook, you gotta pay up.

Mr. Krabs: All right, Mr. Squidward, a deal's a deal. Here's your fancy egg.

Squidward: Ohh, It's BEAUTIFUL!!! (Squidward sobs with excitement and is admiring his egg until he slips on a greasy spatula, which sends the egg flying through the air) '''''STOOOOOP!!!!!!''''' (when SpongeBob starts to leave the Krusty Krab, the egg shatters against the back of his head. Squidward is upset that his egg is destroyed, as a bump rises on SpongeBob's head)

Sandy: You okay, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Yeah, just a bit of a headache, Sandy. Hey, I remember this place!

Sandy: SpongeBob's back!

Mr. Krabs: We're really sorry we ran you out of town, boy. But we're glad you're back.

SpongeBob: I'd really love to stay, but the people of New Kelp City need their mayor. Goodbye, everyone.

Mr. Krabs: Huh? What? Oh, not again.

Squidward: He's leaving again!

Perch Perkins: Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door. This is a KNKC special report. (Shows BBN logo) Panic in the streets of New Kelp City as rampant bubbles bring visibility down to 0. The angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene on Mayor CheeseHead BrownPants and his newly-enacted bubble policy. (another muscular fish pushes him on the screen)

Construction Fish: If I ever see Mayor Brown Pants again I'm gonna grab his little, yellow neck and literally rip his--! (screen changes to "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Share The Frustration.")

Mr. Krabs: Where's SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob is in the Krusty Krab kitchen)

SpongeBob: (rings a bell) Order up! (hands a Krabby Patty on plate)

Mr. Krabs: Who wants to be a dumb old mayor when you're the best fry cook in town?

SpongeBob: And how could I ever leave behind my bestest friend?

Patrick: Krabby Patty! SpongeBob, another masterpiece.

Sandy: It's great to have you back, Spongy.

SpongeBob: Looks like I'm back in Bikini Bottom forever.

(In the background cows are mooing. Squidward opens his head, removes his brain, and throws into the trash)

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Valentine’s Day (Episode)

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'''Valentine's Day''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Tina]]
*[[Fran]]
*[[Dave]]
*People at the Valentine's Day Carnival

===Places===
*Outside [[Treedome]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
*[[Valentine's Day Carnival]]
*[[Mount Climb-up and Fall-off]]

==Plot==
The episode begins with a shot of SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob suddenly dashes out through the door with a pile of valentines in his arms, screams out "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!", and begins giving them to his friends, but bad things happen in turn, such as Mrs. Puff running into a fire hydrant when she gets hers. He even gives one to Plankton, which is delivered with the help of tweezers. He then comes up to Sandy's treedome and they present gifts to each other. Sandy gives SpongeBob a nut with an arrow though it and says, "I'm nuts for you!," and in turn, SpongeBob blows a bubble of chocolare into Sandy's moutn. He then tells Sandy his plan for Patrick's valentine gift, which involves taking him to the Valentine's Day carnival, getting him on the ferris wheel, and revealing to him a hot-air balloon made of Chocolate with a marshmallow Star on either side and a reeded basket. Sandy agrees to the plan, and SpongeBob leaves.

He then visits Patrick, who's making a rock heart for him, and SpongeBob teases Patrick by continuously telling him he can't see it yet because it's not ready yet. They then leave, and when they arrive at the carnival, Patrick goes on a frenzy to find out where the gift is, and constantly guesses the gift is something silly, like the carnival or a quarter. Meanwhile, Sandy is sailing the bubble to the carnival, but is interrupted by chocolate-eating scallops. Back at the carnival, after trying to find the gift at a nearby mountain, SpongeBob takes Patrick to the ferris wheel to see the sky, and after SpongeBob tells him to look at the sky until he sees it, Sandy tells him via walkie-talkie that chocolate-eating scallops are attacking the balloon, and a scallop pops the balloon, so SpongeBob is forced to go to Plan B, but he only has one plan.

Patrick's excitement begins to overtake him as he starts to shake up and down, causing the Ferris wheel to shake, then jump. SpongeBob has to tell him that the present is a handshake, and Patrick gets angry because he got a single handshake. They then go visit other attractions to cheer him up, but nothing works. SpongeBob's other friends visit him to thank him for the gifts they gave him. After a few friends visit, Patrick becomes extremely angry, and when some guy asks SpongeBob and Patrick for the time, the latter turns red in anger, jumps up, tosses him away, and screams, "PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO-OO-OOOOO!!!!" He then throws a fit and starts wrecking the carnival. He sees a balloon cart, cuts the strings to the balloons, and wrecks the cart. He sees a mascot dressed as a giant heart, says "I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!!!!" and destroys the heart suit. Because of the damage he's inflicting, the intercom tells the crowd that there's a chubby pink starfish on the loose, and everybody panics. He sees a ride in the carnival that consists of a heart on a stick with small carriages rotating around it, and angrily says "HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!!!!". However, he is unsuccessful in breaking it, then sees a heart-shaped lollipop being held by a girl. Again, he turns red and angrily says "Heart on stick must die!" and furiously breaks it and then angrily eats it. He advances on the people a few minutes later, and they try to give him gifts, but he angrily says "Nope, it's too late for that now... for ALL of you!", meaning he is about to kill everyone, starting with SpongeBob.

But before he gets the chance, Sandy arrives on the balloon, with spots of the balloon covered with bandages from the scallop attack. They all tell him to turn around, but he refuses until Sandy shouts "Howdy, Patrick!" He turns around and shouts "Hi Sandy", becomes awestruck, and then takes a bite of his present, and the whole carnival is covered in chocolate. Smiling at SpongeBob and completely forgetting his anger, Patrick says, "Aww, SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything," and the episode concludes.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In the Dutch dub of this episode, when the guy asks Patrick for the time, Patrick tells him the time (3:15 PM) instead of saying "Patrick needs love, too!"
*When a scallop takes a bite out of the chocolate balloon, it is filled with air. But when Patrick takes a bite out of it, it is filled with chocolate splattering all over the place.
*When Sandy is on the chocolate balloon her tail is missing and her suit seems to be smaller.
*This episode is not regularly broadcast due to it being a holiday episode.
*At the Ferris wheel, SpongeBob says ''D'oh!'', like Homer Simpson but more longer and softly.
*This is the second Holiday-themed SpongeBob episode, after [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].
*There is a mini-game based on this episode called "[http://spongebob.nick.com/games/play/spongebob-love/ Love Hurts!]"

==Transcript==
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Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress

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Episode Article: [[The Lost Mattress]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Replacement Doctor]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward's watch strikes 9 o'clock) 

Squidward: Wow, I'm really late again. Maybe he'll finally fire me. (laughs as he walks into the closed front doors of the Krusty Krab) What? Locked? 

SpongeBob: This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 

Squidward: SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: The horror. It's unspeakable. Don't you see, Squidward? It's closed! The Krusty Krab is closed! 

Squidward: You mean I got out of bed for nothing? 

SpongeBob: The doors are locked. The doors are locked and we are on the outside. Outsiders. What are we gonna do, Squidward? There are Krabby Patties inside. All alone. 

Mr. Krabs: Just stand aside, lad, and let me unlock the door. 

SpongeBob: (faces comes out his backside) Mr. Krabs, you're here! (jumping around) Gosh, Mr. Krabs, we were worried something might have happened to you when the world would've been deprived of the greatest food known to man. 

Mr. Krabs: (drops his keys) Oh, you made me drop me keys. Give me some space, lad. Can't a crab get a little space? 

SpongeBob: (cries) I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Harsh. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: (breaks his back) Arrgh, me back! 

SpongeBob: Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: (Sarcastically) No. I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin' back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze! 

SpongeBob: Oh, good, I thought you were hurt. 

Mr. Krabs: (Glares in annoyance) I am hurt, ya idiot! (SpongeBob cries) I'm sorry I snapped at ya, laddie. It's just me back is killing me. It's me old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken coral. I'm going out of me mind. (back breaks again) Ouch! Oh, me back.

SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs. What are we going to do, Squidward?

Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more. (laughs) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward. 

Squidward: So am I. 

SpongeBob: We should get Mr. Krabs a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then we'll never have to be late to work again. 

Squidward: What? You want me to spend my hard earned money on my richer than me skin Flynn boss? No, thank you. (enters Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: That's ok, Squidward, you'll warm up to the idea. (later) Thanks for coming with me, Patrick. 

Patrick: No problem, buddy. I always wanted to go to a mattress store. (both enter store) 

SB&P: Wow!

SpongeBob: I've never seen so many mattress. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: How many do you think there are? 

Patrick: (looks around and thinks) 10. 

SpongeBob: Cool. 

Employee: There's plenty more than that. Try 'em out. Find one you like. (SpongeBob jumps on a mattress but Patrick shakes his head. Patrick lays down on a mattress but sinks into it as SpongeBob shakes his head. SpongeBob falls on his back on a rock-hard mattress. Patrick sits in a racecar bed then a crashing sound is heard. SpongeBob sits on a bunch of needles and the employee holds up a first-aid kit. Finally, Patrick sits on a mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. The clerk gestures the remote to SpongeBob and he laughs. Now back at the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing) 

Squidward: What are you morons doing? 

SpongeBob: Making a card for Mr. Krabs. To go with his new mattress. 

Squidward: Oh, I see. You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. Well, I won't stand for it. Gimme that card. (signs card) Trying to outsmart me, will ya? (laughs evilly and licks envelope) There, I signed it for all of us. 

Patrick: Hey, you didn't even help pay. 

SpongeBob: Oh, that's okay, as long as Mr. Krabs is happy. (later at Mr. Krabs house) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, me back. Well, here goes another useless attempt to sleep on me mountainous, lumpy mattress. (lays on his mattress) Argh, uhh... oh, that's queer. Me mattress seems strangely cozy and butter-like. (falls asleep) 

SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidward: Surprise! 

Mr. Krabs: (wakes up) Armageddon! What? Oh, you? What in the blue-eyed scallop are you doing in me bedroom? 

SpongeBob: We noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress. 

Squidward: (grins) So I suggested we get you a new one. 

Patrick: (talking to SpongeBob) I thought it was your idea. 

Mr. Krabs: (attempting to hold down fury) So, where's me old mattress then? 

Squidward: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump. 

Mr. Krabs: (jumps on Squidward) All...my...money...was in that mattress! 

Squidward: What?! Haven't you ever heard of a bank?! 

Mr. Krabs: No! 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: No! (faints) 

Patrick: And we got you a card. 

Mr. Krabs: Is there money in it? 

Patrick: (shakes the envelope) Nope. (Mr. Krabs faints again. Later, at the hospital) 

SpongeBob: Is it serious, doctor? Will Mr. Krabs be alright? 

Replacement Doctor: Mr. Krabs is in a "cash coma". Only the return of his money can save his life. 

Squidward: It was SpongeBob’s fault! Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea! 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Police Officer: Not so fast! (holds up get well card) This card says 'This was all my idea. Love, Squidward'. (Squidward gasps in worry) If Mr. Krabs doesn't pull through, you're going to jail! 

Squidward: (growls, turns red and gets mad at SpongeBob) You did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs' mattress back from the dump, I am going to murd... (officer clears throat) uhh...ha. Help you do it myself. 

Patrick: Wow, he really does care. (later at the dump) What a dump. 

SpongeBob: We gotta get in there, Squidward. Mr. Krabs is counting on us. 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, isn't that the mattress over there? 

SpongeBob: Terrific, Patrick, you found it! 

Squidward: What? Where, where? Lemme see. Where? What, what? 

SpongeBob: Over there, Squidward, underneath that really big guard worm. 

Squidward: Oh, that figures. 

(later at the hospital) 

Replacement Doctor: Oh no, this is horrible. 

Nurse: What is it, doctor? 

Replacement Doctor: This man has no insurance. 

Nurse: He'll never be able to afford this room! 

Replacement Doctor: You're right, nurse. Extract the patient to the hallway. Stat! (Mr. Krabs is pushed into a snack machine) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh...

SpongeBob: Well, that's Mr. Krabs' mattress, alright. Let's go get it. 

Squidward: Okay, here's the plan: you two quietly go in there, remove the mattress out from the guard worm without...waking...the worm. 

Patrick: Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because that would be rude, Patrick. 

Squidward: And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm. He'll eat you alive! 

Patrick: Well, hey, wait a minute, what are you gonna do? 

Squidward: Oh, I've got the most important job. I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe. 

Patrick: Gee, thanks buddy. 

Squidward: My pleasure. Now let's get a move on. 

SpongeBob: (Patrick climbs the fence) Ah, isn't it beautiful, Patrick? You can see everything from up here. 

Patrick: Wow. (both sigh) 

Squidward: (growls) What are you morons doing? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here.

Patrick: Where? I can't see 'em. (fence flips around to where Squidward is inside and SpongeBob & Patrick are outside) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow. (both laugh) 

Squidward: What did you idiots do? 

Patrick: Squidward, what are you going in there? You were suppose to keep watch. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too. 

Squidward: I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...the...worm. (the worm comes up from behind Squidward. Squidward screams as the worm attacks him) 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor #2: Doctor? 

Replacement Doctor: Yes, doctor? 

Doctor #2: Regarding your patient, doctor. I have come to this conclusion. 

Replacement Doctor: Yes, go on. 

Doctor #2: We have to surgically remove him out from in front of the candy machine so we can get to the nutty nut bar . 

Replacement Doctor: Of course. Nurse? 

Nurse: I'm on it. (wheels Mr. Krabs outside the hospital. Mr. Krabs groans)

(later at the dump) 

SpongeBob: (climbing down a rope with Patrick to get inside the gate) Worm bait to the retriever. Worm bait to the retriever. We're in. Out. 

Squidward: Retriever to worm bait, stay in. Don't go out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: No. In. Out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: Ach, look, you're at the far side of the dump, right? 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. 

Squidward: Good. Then make lots of noise to draw the guard worm away from the mattress so I can retrieve it. 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. Out. Oh, that's why he calls himself 'The Retriever'. 

Patrick: Why are we called 'Worm-bait?' 

SpongeBob: I dunno. (ululating with Patrick. Then both uses pots and pans to make loud noises that draws the guard worm away) 

Squidward: And my perfect plan falls into place. (laughs) 

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick? 

Patrick: I think I know why our code name is "Worm bait". (guard worm rushes up and growls at them both until it notices the wooden spoon in SpongeBob’s hand) 

SpongeBob: Nice worm. Good, kind, gentle worm. (worms eyes turn into an image of the wooden spoon) 

Patrick: Ooh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon. 

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob raises the spoon then lowers the spoon as the worms eyes follow where the spoon is) Wow, I think you're right, Patrick. 

Patrick: See if he plays catch. 

SpongeBob: Okay, see the stick boy? (throws spoon) Go get it, boy! (worm chases after spoon) 

Squidward: Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius. (wooden spoon hits Squidward in the head) Ouch! What the? Hey, I needed a wooden spoon. I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket. (places spoon in back pocket) And now for the mattress. (worm bites Squidward in the behind) I should've guessed. (worm attacks Squidward and he screams) 

(back at the hospital) 

Administrator Flotsam: Excuse me, doctor. 

Replacement Doctor: Administrator Flotsam, what can I do for you? 

Administrator Flotsam: It has come to my attention that your patient, Mr. Krabs, is out on the front sidewalk. 

Replacement Doctor: Yes, yes he is. 

Administrator Flotsam: Well, what were you thinking, man? We're trying to run a business here. We can't leave patients on the sidewalk. 

Replacement Doctor: Not to worry. Nurse! 

Nurse: I'm on it. (pushes Mr. Krabs away from the hospital)

(back at the dump) 

Squidward: Alright, you two, what's the holdup? 

SpongeBob: We feel silly. 

Squidward: Come on, do it for old man Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Ok. (SpongeBob & Patrick jump out of the portable potty in steak costumes) Can you explain the plan again, Squidward? 

Squidward: Sure, but first, put on this cologne. 

SpongeBob: (reads label) Steak sauce? (shrugs shoulders and puts the sauces on his body) 

Squidward: Ok, so you two are dressed as 'Choice-Cuts.' You go in there and yell 'Trick or Treat!'. The worm will realize he forgot to stock up on Halloween candy, he'll leave to buy some then we take the mattress. 

Patrick: Give me that cologne. 

Squidward: Now get in there! 

SpongeBob: Happy Halloween, Squidward! 

Squidward: I am not going to get hurt this time. (hears some rattling in the distance. Its Mr. Krabs on his hospital bed rolling down the street into the dump) What the? Isn't that Mr. Krabs? (screams as Mr. Krabs runs over Squidward, crashes through the gate, runs into a rock causing the bed to flip him over in front of his mattress. Guard worm growls) 

Patrick: That guard worm doesn't look very happy. 

SpongeBob: Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma! 

Mr. Krabs: (sniffs around) It's...me money! (guard worm snarls as Mr. Krabs sends the worm into the air and off the mattress) Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs jumps on his mattress and barks) No, Mr. Krabs, it's us! 

Patrick: Trick or treat. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you. Say, why are you two dressed as meat? 

SpongeBob: Not just meat, we're 'Choice Cuts.' Right, Squidward? 

Squidward: Oh, I give up. (guard worm lands in Squidward’s arm snarling at him. Squidward runs off as the worm chases him) Get away! AHHHHHHHH! 

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