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Krusty Towers (Episode)

2008-06-10T00:57:46Z

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| Airdate: || 1.4.2006
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'''"Krusty Towers"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

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==Info==
===Time cards shown===
*NOON: the Krusty Towers' first customer arrives

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mama Tentacles]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Towers Hotel]]
*Mama Tentacles' House

==Plot==
The episode begins as SpongeBob and Squidward walk to the Krusty Krab, expecting an average day. SpongeBob is telling a story about how he overcooked the fries, which turns out that they weren't overcooked at all. While SpongeBob tells the story, Squidward keeps trying to interrupt him. On the third time, he finally gets SpongeBob's attention, in which he picks him up and shows him the Krusty Towers. SpongeBob immediately wants to know what happened to the building, when Mr. Krabs pops out and states that the building is now open for business. SpongeBob asks why Mr. Krabs built a hotel called [[Krusty Towers Hotel]], in which Mr. Krabs answers with a story.

Mr. Krabs asks SpongeBob if he remembers that fast food convention in which Mr. Krabs went to. Mr. Krabs goes on about the hotel he stayed at the time being. Everything was perfect. The employees were kind enough to everything that Mr. Krabs wanted them to do. That's because they lived by the hotel's code that was "hung above the grand fireplace." It states, "We Shall Never Deny A Guest, Even The Most Ridiculous Request." Mr. Krabs repeats how the place was perfect...until he got the bill. Mr. Krabs had to pay 25 dollars for a hamburger. (The flashback shows him pull the hamburger out of his stomach.) The flashback ends, and Mr. Krabs simply says, "If they can charge 25 dollars for a lousy burger, think about how much I can charge for a lousy [[Krabby Patty]]!" Mr. Krabs then states that the Krusty Towers was born.

Squidward then points out that the hotel is in the middle of nowhere, in which all you do is get stung by jellyfish. As if on cue, a jellyfish buzzes by and stings Squidward on the head. Squidward dully says, "See?" SpongeBob pushes the sting mark into his head, which pops out on the other side, where SpongeBob lets out an "ewww." Mr. Krabs tells both employees to come inside. Squidward's first reaction is the location of all the new hotel employees. Mr. Krabs then gives SpongeBob and Squidward hotel uniforms. Not long afterwards, the first customer comes. Mr. Krabs is certain that he'll reel him in, so he heads over and takes care of him. Mr. Krabs tells him the name of the building, then the code that was the same code in which the hotel Mr. Krabs was staying in during the fast food convention. The customer simply asks for a Krabby Patty with no onions and extra pickles. Mr. Krabs tells him that he has to order room service to get it. The customer simply says that he has only an hour of lunch, and leaves. Mr. Krabs has Squidward take over, in which Patrick arrives and asks for a Krabby Patty. Squidward tells Patrick that the building is now a hotel, and that to get a Krabby Patty must require room service. Patrick agrees, and soon signs his name (actually, it was a picture of Patrick as a giant monster) on the register which ends in him getting his room key.

Patrick states that he needs help with his bags. Squidward replies that you just found out that the building's a hotel, and that you shouldn't be able to have bags. All Squidward does is get annoyed by Patrick's response: "This is a hotel?" Squidward tells SpongeBob to take his bags up and get him the Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs jumps in and tells him to take the bags up while SpongeBob makes the Krabby Patty. After a brief argument, Squidward agrees and goes to the elevator. Mr. Krabs tells him that it's for guests only, and to take the employee elevator. It turns out that it's just a long flight of stairs. Finally, Squidward reaches the hallway where Patrick's room is. Squidward asks Patrick if the suitcases are full of rocks. As if on cue, one of the suitcases open up and rocks pour out. Squidward and Patrick go into a very brief argument afterwards. For a few minutes, Squidward is forced to do Patrick's unreasonable tasks. Finally, Squidward reaches his boiling point, and quits. He then comes back through the doors in an attempt to drive Mr. Krabs crazy. Throughout the remainder of the episode, Squidward does exactly what Patrick has done: giving stupid and unreasonable tasks. (One task involved Squidward's mother.) Squidward then requests an indoor pool. Squidward gets just that, and when Patrick makes a cannonball, the building rumbles and collapses with the water from the indoor pool escaping out of the windows. Coincidentally, the Krusty Krab, which was at the very top floor, is the only floor undamaged even after the collapse finished. The episode cuts to the local hospital, where Mr. Krabs then regrets that hotel, especially after receiving a 15,000 dollar bill. Mr. Krabs adores the place where the "real money" is, and tells everyone else that their going to medical school. Patrick and SpongeBob give a "yay," while Squidward lets out a devastated, "Oh boy."

==Trivia/Goofs== [[Image:Türmekross2.jpg|thumb|right|The Krusty Towers (© Nickelodeon)]]
*Even though Mr. Krabs said that Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob were going to medical school, it never happens. It is likely that Mr. Krabs had changed his mind, forgot about it, or that it simply occured between episodes.
*The origin of the building is known, while the name of the building is not. It makes reference to the series Fawlty Towers, and when Squidward quits and comes back makes reference to one episode of that series.
*The entire Krusty Krab restaurant can be seen at the very top of the building.
*When the building fell, it looks very similar to how the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center collapsed on September 11th, 2001.
*The Krusty Towers is 11 stories high.
*Spongebob is completly Shrinked The toilet In [[Doing Time]]
*After the room is redone with the same thing as the first the second time, there is an extra lamp added to the room than the last time.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers]]

==External links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ3oHaOLhzM Episode Played in Reverse - Part 1] 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweLHdzdmx8 Episode Played in Reverse - Part 2] 

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers

2008-06-10T00:54:42Z

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Towers]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So... 

Squidward: SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in. 

Squidward: SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: They weren't overcooked at all. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building) 

SpongeBob: Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab? 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business. 

SpongeBob: Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had
a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because
they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: ("We shall never deny a guest even
the most ridiculous request.") Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for
a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how
much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, a Krusty Towers was born. 

Squidward: why would anyone stay in a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do
but get stung by jellyfish. (jellyfish stings Squidward in head. SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side
of Squidward's head) 

Mr. Krabs: Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful? 

Squidward: Where are all the new hotel employees? (Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. A hotel guest
enters) 

Mr. Krabs: My first hotel guest. Watch me reel him in. (walks behind desk) Welcome to the Krusty Towers where our motto
is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." 

Guest: Oh, that's great. I'd like a double krabby patty with no onions and extra pickles. 

Mr. Krabs: If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service. 

Guest: Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves)

Squidward: Boy, you reeled in that one like a pro. 

Mr. Krabs: Ok, Squidward, you man the front desk. 

Patrick: I'd like a krabby patty, please. 

Squidward: This is a hotel now. If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service. 

Patrick: Ok, one krabby patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the krabby patty, too? 

Squidward: Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel? 

Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything. 

Squidward: (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register. 

Patrick: I didn't know there would be a test. I didn't study. (cries) 

Squidward: Patrick, all you have to do is write your name. 

Patrick: Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look!
(Squidward turns around) Done. (Patrick drew an airplane and himself) 

Squidward: Close enough. Here's your room key. 

Patrick: I'll need some help with my bags. 

Squidward: How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel. 

Patrick: This is a hotel? 

Squidward: D'oh...SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Yes, Squidward? 

Squidward: Take Patrick and his bags to his room. 

Patrick: What about my krabby patty? 

Squidward: And bring him a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the krabby patty. 

Squidward: But Mr Krabs... 

Mr. Krabs: What's the matter? Afraid of a little labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo. 

Squidward: Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator) 

Mr. Krabs: (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other
elevator that is only stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator) 

Squidward: What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks. Why is your suitcase full of
rocks? 

Patrick: Well, I don't tell you how to live your life. 

Squidward: Well, here's your room. 

Patrick: Wow. 

Squidward: Enjoy your stay. 

Patrick: Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and
there'll be more where that came from. 

SpongeBob: Your krabby patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock. 

Patrick: Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man. 

SpongeBob: Why thank you, Patrick. 

Patrick: There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend. Squidward! 

Squidward: What now? 

Patrick: I don't like crusts on my sandwich. 

Squidward: It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I suppose to cut the crust off a bun? 

Patrick: Peel it. 

Squidward: (peels skin off bun) Happy? (Patrick inhales the patty) 

SpongeBob: Room service. Here's the 50 krabby patties you ordered. 

Patrick: Can you do one more thing for me? 

Squidward: Why don't you ask SpongeBob? 

Patrick: Good idea, Squidward! 

SpongeBob: How may I serve you, sir? 

Patrick: I need you to eat these krabby patties with me. 

SpongeBob: Oh, yes sir. (both eat a bunch of krabby patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on
the phone) 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help. 

Squidward: What? Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs. 

Mr. Krabs: He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs
SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward! (Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes) 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous. Patrick's being completely unreasonable. 

Mr. Krabs: He can be as unreasonable as he wants. The plaque, Squidward, the plaque! 

Squidward: But Mr Krabs... 

Mr. Krabs: Deny no guests! (phone rings) Why, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right
there. 

Squidward: A bubble bath? Why would I give you a bubble bath? 

Patrick: Because Mr Krabs said you would. but make sure to make my back extra shiny clean. 

Squidward: That's it. I've had enough. 

Patrick: Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again. 

Mr. Krabs: (Squidward comes down the guest elevator) Hey, hey, you can’t take that elevator. You're an employee. 

Squidward: Not anymore. I quit. 

Mr. Krabs: Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings
bell) Welcome to the Krusty Towers...Squidward? 

Squidward: One room, please. On the top floor. 

Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing? 

Squidward: I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where we shall never deny
a guest even the ridiculous request. 

Mr. Krabs: I don't have to rent you a room. 

Squidward: I've got cash. 

Mr. Krabs: Errr...here's your room key. 

Squidward: Spongebob, carry my things to my room. 

SpongeBob: Aye aye, guest sir. (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling) 

Squidward: (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry me to my room. 

Mr. Krabs: And why in tarnation would I do that? You've got four legs that aren't broken. 

Squidward: The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee. 

SpongeBob: Your room, sir. 

Squidward: And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a krabby patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hairs. 

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) You've got to be kidding me. 

Squidward: And I want it here in 5 seconds. 

SpongeBob: Yes, sir! (runs off and comes back with a krabby patty in less than 2 seconds) Here you are, sir. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, you've got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it. 

Squidward: Oh, I'm not going to eat this. You are. 

Mr. Krabs: What? You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that. 

Spongebob: Psst, that's not really a krabby patty with cheese, toenails and nose hairs. 

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. Alright, Squidward. (eats krabby patty then spits it out. Squidward laughs) Spongebob!
 

SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese. 

Patrick: (room is covered in cheese) Hooray! 

Mr. Krabs: (phone rings) What is it, Squidward? 

Squidward: Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make. 

Mr. Krabs: (at Squidward’s room) Here's your homemade cookies. 

Squidward: (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste like anything mom used to make. 

Mr. Krabs: How did your mother make 'em? 

Squidward: How should I know? Ask my mother. (slams door) 

Mrs. Tentacles (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks) 

Mr. Krabs: (trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close) SpongeBob! (Spongebob hits the sack with a
shovel but the trunk still won't close)

SpongeBob: No good, Mr. Krabs. 

Mrs. Tentacles: Allow me, boy. (closes trunk door) 

Mr. Krabs: Great! Now that my laundry’s in the trunk... 

SpongeBob: There's room for you to sit up front. 

Mrs. Tentacles: Let's go bake some cookies, boys. 

SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs: Hooray! 

Mr. Krabs: (in Squidward’s room where Squidward is sampling the cookies) Well? 

Squidward: I'm impressed. These (are) just like mother used to make. I just wish mom was a better cook. 

Mr. Krabs: So you're all taken care of? 

Squidward: Hmmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Neptune the 14th would be nice. 

Mr. Krabs: What? 

Squidward: We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue
theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture theme, and then back to the original) Perfect! 

Mr. Krabs: This room is exactly the same as when we started. 

Squidward: Nothing like getting back to the basics. 

Mr. Krabs: Let's get out of here, SpongeBob. 

Squidward: Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming. 

Mr. Krabs: The pool's outback. 

Squidward: Pfft, are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in the
water's fine. (Spongebob jumps in) 

Mr. Krabs: Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want? 

Squidward: Nope, that's it. 

Mr. Krabs: You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine. Or maybe
distinguish the sun so the light doesn't get in your eyes?! 

Squidward: No, I'm good. 

SpongeBob: Me, too. 

Patrick: Wow, an indoor pool? Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (jumps in but the pool
collapses the hotel back into the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start. 

Patrick: That was a hotel? 

Nurse: Your bill, sir. 

Mr. Krabs: $15,000?! 

Squidward: You're not gonna have a heart attack are you? 

Mr. Krabs: Not at these prices. Forget hotels. This hospital rack is where the money is. 

Patrick: This is a hospital? 

Mr. Krabs: Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Hooray! 

Squidward: Oh, boy. 

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Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts

2008-06-10T00:45:28Z

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Episode Article: [[Boat Smarts]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Random fish on the video

==Dialogue==

Narrator: "Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff". This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together)

Mrs. Puff: Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... (cut to Squidward in an airplane uniform)

Squidward: Ripping good day for a spot of driving.

Mrs. Puff:...and a driver without boat smarts. (cut to SpongeBob sliding in on his head next to Squidward)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Look at what I can do with my feet! (wiggles his legs. Squidward gets angry)

Mrs. Puff: Let's see some examples, shall we? "Tire Pressure". (cut to Squidward putting air in his tires) Before you can even think about boating, the boater who uses boat smarts always fills his tires to the appropriate level. (cut to SpongeBob pumping too much air in his tires) While this driver pays no need to boat smarts. (tires flips the boat over. Then the tire explodes and blows air into Squidward's face)

Mrs. Puff: "Buckling Up". (cut to Squidward putting on safety belt) As demonstrated by this driver, he has enough boat smarts to use his seat belt and avoid a serious casualty as a result of a collision. (drives off but stops slowly at a stop light) Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign. (cut to SpongeBob driving his boat through town destructively) Now this driver, with not regard for safety... (Squidward screams as SpongeBob slams into the backend of Squidward's boat, sending him flying into the air still in his seat and buckled up with the steering wheel in his hand. Squidward screams more as he sees a spiky steamroller driving on the road he is flying into. He tries to get his seat belt off but goes through the spikes anyways) Well, at least he had his seat belt on.

Mrs. Puff: "Adjusting Mirrors". What's our boat smarts boater up to now? (Squidward is adjusting his mirrors) You guessed it. He's adjusting his mirror before he begins boating, unlike this degenerate boater. (SpongeBob is running over citizens while he is adjusting his mirrors)

SpongeBob: Ah, perfect. (cuts off Squidward in the road and drives in front of him)

Squidward: Hey, use your mirrors, fool!

SpongeBob: Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. (adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward)

Squidward: Ah! Can't see! D'oh! (puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from crash test dummies is showing with Squidward's head replacing the dummy’s head) Ow.

Mrs. Puff: Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. (Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a burger and reading the newspaper while driving) And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. (SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. He causes a fish to crash into a streetlight pole)

Fish: (screams) Jerk!

SpongeBob: Hi there!

Fish #2: Help! Lunatic driver! (crashes his boat into SpongeBob’s but SpongeBob’s boat is unharmed and keeps driving. He causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents)

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. (SpongeBob’s boat slips in some water and turns around and around)

SpongeBob: Whee! (his boat is driving backwards now) Hi, Squidward. (Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob’s boat stops on a rock and sends Squidward's boat into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish)

SpongeBob: Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! (laughs and drives off)

Mrs. Puff: Never mind.

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