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Wishing Well

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[[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|[[Patrick]] And The Wishing Well]]
The '''Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well''' was set up behind the [[Krusty Krab]]. Of course, this was only a scam by [[Mr. Krabs]] to get more money. [[SpongeBob]] was put into the well to collect the money. Later, SpongeBob and Patrick dug deeper to find the magic of the well. This granted wishes to [[Sandy]], [[Mrs. Puff]] and even [[Plankton]]. It was only seen in the episode: [[Wishing You Well]].

===Looks===
The well looks very similar to regular water well. It is made with stones all the way to the bottom of the well. It has a small roof made of hay and a rope that lets a wooden bucket down. Other than the stones, other bits are made of wood.

===List of Wishes===

[[Sandy]]: She wished for a telescope that was not affected by water. At the end, she acquired this telescope and spotted a full moon (Mr.Krabs butt because of the term "Mooning"). Mr. Krabs said it was probably a hallucination.

[[Mrs. Puff]]: Mrs. Puff wished for a hot rod, claiming that she wanted to be a hot rod mama. She acquired a blue hot rod that had huge exhaust pipes in the back and had fire painted on it, but Mr. Krabs said she stole it.

[[Plankton]]: Plankton wished to be large enough to crush enemies. When his wish came true, he discovered he could push buildings over. However, he isn't seen as being this large in episodes aired after it. Mr. Krabs's argument with SpongeBob over magic was defeated by this wish.

[[Mr. Krabs]]: Wished he was broiled, baked, and served on a platter with cabbage and a side of butter to show SpongeBob that wishing wells didn't work. The wish came true, and he was almost consumed.

[[Patrick]]: He threw his cup down the Well thinking it was a magic talking trash can but after he was told it was a Wishing Well he wished to be with Spongebob but threw himself in to discover that SpongeBob was in the Well claiming "I got my wish".

[[SpongeBob]]: Wished Squidward were with them together with Patrick and he ACTUALLY fell in because he leaned too far ahead. He also wished Mr. Krabs back when he was almost consumed.

[[Squidward]]: Wished that he could escape from SpongeBob and Patrick. When he left the Krusty Krab after escaping the well, a bus headed 'Very Very far away' from Bikini Bottom hit him and SpongeBob thought Squidward was actually going on a trip.

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Episode Transcript: Breath of Fresh Squidward

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Episode Article: [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

(Squidward is sleeping) 

Patrick: Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick, we're all out. 

Patrick: Oh, barnacles! What am I gonna do with all this dip? (SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in chairs beside Squidward's bed) 

SpongeBob: Patrick! (Squidward screams) 

Squidward: What are you two morons doing? 

SpongeBob: Waiting to watch the sunrise with you. 

Squidward: (Holds up a timer that says 3:47 A.M) At 3:47 in the morning? 

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. 

Squidward: In my bedroom? 

SpongeBob: We come here every morning. 

Squidward: You sneak into my house every morning?! 

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. (Squidward groans) 

Patrick: It's our favorite pasttime. 

SpongeBob: Ah, the memories we've shared, right in this room. It's all right here in this memory book. (points to pictures) Here we are on the Fourth of July (Shows them wearing Uncle Sam Hats and fireworks). And Valentine's Day (Shows them wearing heart hats). Oh, you looked so cute on Easter. (Shows them wearing Bunny outfits) (Squidward is groaning angrily) What's wrong Squidward? 

Squidward: Do you remember what I told you happens to my brain every time I see you? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (gasp) Story time! 

SpongeBob: Can I tell it this time, Squidward? Pretty please? Whenever Squidward sees us, the storm clouds in his brain roll in and a nasty storm rages. So, Squidward's happy gland is forced to take shelter in the recesses of his mind. But the happy gland can't find a recess deep enough, so he gets the flu and has to stay in bed until we leave. (happy gland sneezes)
 

Squidward: And that is why I will never, for as long as I live, and throughout all time and eternity, ever... 

Narrator: 3 hours later... 

Squidward: And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see you two again... 

SpongeBob: Squidward? 

Squidward: ...for as long as time shall stand. 

SpongeBob: Uh, Squidward? 

Squidward: What? (sun rises) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh-... 

SpongeBob: Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward. 

Squidward: Get out! (cut to later where Squidward is putting up a fence to seperate the neighbors) Perfect. 

SpongeBob: Wow, that's a nice one. Thanks for inviting us to your big friends warming party. 

Squidward: Oh, of course. Come, have a seat. The picnic's about to start. (cut to later) 

SpongeBob: Oh, this is so neat. 

Patrick: I've never picnicked on a catapult before. Have you SpongeBob? (both are launched over the fence) 

Squidward: It worked! Now I just turn on the electric fence. (does so) Now, they'll never get back in. (SpongeBob & Patrick land inside the fenced area) 

Patrick: Let's do it again. 

SpongeBob: Let's do it again. 

Patrick: Can we Squidward? 

SpongeBob: Huh? 

Squidward: What? No! Get out! 

SpongeBob: But... 

Squidward: No! You're going out this door, right now... (touches the doorknob and gets electrocuted) 

SpongeBob: You're not mad at us, are you Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? (Squidward's brain is not storming anymore and has a rainbow over it) Well, okay then. You look like you need some alone time. We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us. 

Squidward: Do they have cute sea horses there? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, they're pretty adorable. 

Squidward: And the little scallops that nibble on your fingers when you feed them? 

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. 

Squidward: Can I come? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Oh... yeah. (cut to a montage of events: Squidward petting a sea horse, riding in a wagon while SpongeBob and Patrick pull him, riding a ferries wheel, and taking pictures in a photo booth. Later, the bus drops them off in front of Squidward's house. Squidward runs inside) Good night, Squidward. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, did you notice anything different about Squidward? 

Patrick: Uh, new glasses? 

SpongeBob: No, no, he seems happier. 

Squidward: (peeks his head out his top window) Good night, Bikini Bottom. I love you! (closes window) 

Patrick: He's probably happy about his new glasses. (cut to next day when SpongeBob wakes up. He turns off his alarm but he pokes Squidward's nose instead) 

Squidward: Good morning, SpongeBob. Honk! (makes alarm sound at SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, what are you doing here? 

Squidward: You were right, SpongeBob. Watching the sunrise together is much better. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. (gets out of bed) I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. (SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee. Squidward grabs his coffee cup) The new Squidward sure is helpful. (cut to SpongeBob brushing his teeth) Huh? (Squidward is flossing SpongeBob’s teeth) The new Squidward sure is hygienic. (SpongeBob and Squidward walk to work together) Boy...the new Squidward sure is chummy. (cut to Krusty Krab) Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you Mister Smiley Face Krabby Patty. Nothing can come between us. (Squidward squeezes between them) 

Squidward: Hello, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Ah! S-S-Squidward! Aren't you supposed to be out front? 

Squidward: I wanted to help you work. 

SpongeBob: What? Oh, that's silly talk, Squidward. I'm chief fry cook, and we fry cooks work alone. And, uh... (pokes his head out the order window) ...we're not supposed to get distracted while we're cooking, Squidward! 

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! (grabs him and brings him out front) Stop distracting SpongeBob and service the customers! 

Squidward: How are we today? Everything a-okay here? 

Tom: What do you mean? 

Squidward: How's your meal? Anyone need tartar sauce? I have an idea. How about a free Krusty Krab Junior crew hat for the little tyke.

Kid: Mommy, I'm scared. 

Squidward: Who wants a free refill? 

Mr. Krabs: Did someone just say "free"? (runs out of his office) What's the problem here? 

Kid: He-he...he asked me if I wanted tartar sauce, and then he gave me a free hat. 

Mr. Krabs: Free? (eyes dry up) Mr. Squidward! 

Squidward: Yes, sir. 

Mr. Krabs: Listen up. Me customers come here for cheap food and verbal abuse, and if you can't get it right, get back in the kitchen with SpongeBob. (SpongeBob comes out of the bathroom and sees Squidward holding a plate of patties) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, what are you doing? 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties. 

SpongeBob: Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice and you'd never be up to it. (about to throw the patties away until Mr Krabs comes in) 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? What are you doing with those patties? 

SpongeBob: Oh, they're no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made 'em. 

Mr. Krabs: They look ok to me. 

SpongeBob: But he's not a real fry cook. 

Mr. Krabs: He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. (SpongeBob whimpers. Cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at a grill) 

Squidward: Wow, SpongeBob! You're been employee of the month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month. 

SpongeBob: Actually, Squidward, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. But keep dreaming. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: What's the meaning of this? 

SpongeBob: What's wrong with it? 

Mr. Krabs: A smiley face with dimples? 

SpongeBob: (screams) Dimples? It was him! New Squidward did it. 

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward? 

Squidward: Yes, sir. 

Mr. Krabs: I have one thing to say to you, Mister. Oh, I just love the little ketchup dimples you do. You're the new employee of the month. (takes his picture. SpongeBob breaks into pieces) 

Patrick: (walks in the Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand) Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. (SpongeBob doesn't say move) No, really, who is it? I don't know. 

SpongeBob: The guy you're looking for is over there. (points to a crowd of customers and Mr Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement) 

Patrick: Oh. SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes? 

Patrick: I want you to pull yourself together, ok? And then I want you to... 

SpongeBob: Mm-hmm? 

Patrick: Help me spell Squidward. (opens up the pink box to reveal a cake that reads "Congratulations SpongeBob: Employee of the Month") 

SpongeBob: Ok. (changes "SpongeBob" to "Squidward") Thanks, SpongeBob. Party at my house! 

Squidward: Enjoying the party, SpongeBob? How's the cake, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: It's okay, Squidward. It's a very okay cake. (sniffles) 

Squidward: I love being Employee of the Month. 

SpongeBob: Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? Doesn't matter. And so what if New Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month. And so what if New Squidward is pogo dancing with your best friend. Ah! Pogo dancing with your best friend? (whimpers then gets angry) Stop! (party stops) Maybe you can take my job, and maybe you can take my place on the Employee of the Month Wall of Fame, but nobody, and I mean nobody, pogo dances with that guy but me. Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! (Squidward leaves and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, which is still on, and gets shocked) You know what, Patrick? I think I was a little hard on New Squidward. I mean, he may be a good fry cook and he might have his picture on the wall, but I still have the greatest friend in the world. I know! I'll go apologize! Come on! (goes over to Squidward, still being shocked) Squidward, I just want to say I'm sorry for being so selfish, and yelling at you and all. I mean, who cares about cooking, pictures on the wall, and dancing. We're bigger than that, right? So, if you're willing to let bygones be bygones, then I'm willing to meet you half way. What do you say, buddy? Put 'er there, pal. 

Mr. Krabs: Where's Squidward? 

Spongebob: I Leave Him Beacuse He's Not The Employee Of The MONTH! 

Mr. Krabs: Ok Let's Stop This Party 

(All Bikini Bottomies On Patrick's House Has Leave)

Patrick: He's too proud. 

SpongeBob: Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. (grabs Squidward's hand and gets shocked, too) 

Patrick: Hey, I want to dance funny, too! (Patrick gets shocked, too. The off/on switch explodes and the electric fence is no more) 

Squidward: SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here? 

SpongeBob: (imitating Squidward) What are you talking about? 

Patrick: (imitating Squidward) Yeah, what's the big idea? (all talking at once)

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Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well

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Episode Article: [[Wishing You Well]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa! 

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with
her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in
the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little
quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but
is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big. 

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear. 

[[Harold]]: All my wishes have already come true. 

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're
doing? 

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well. 

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish. 

Mr. Krabs: And then what? 

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens. 

Lady Fish: It's fun! 

Mr. Krabs: You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. 

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, why aren't those patties ready? 

SpongeBob: You can't rush perfection. 

Squidward: I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches. 

Mr. Krabs: (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, SpongeBob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there
is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'. 

SpongeBob: A wishing well, here? Wow! 

Squidward: Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial or anything? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off) 

Squidward: No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're
gonna wish for? 

Squidward: To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna
do it. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.

'''Music:''' "[[Down The Well]]"

Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (Squidward: Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.

Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.

When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob: (puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think? 

Squidward: That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished. 

Mr. Krabs: It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 

SpongeBob: You mean magic, don't ya? 

Squidward: All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward) 

Mr. Krabs: All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.

Squidward: As long as there's no singing. 

SpongeBob: And I've got a date with a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta. 

SpongeBob: Promotion? (scene cuts to SpongeBob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
 

Mr. Krabs: To collect the money! 

SpongeBob: How long do I have to stay down here? 

Mr. Krabs: See ya in 8 hours. 

SpongeBob: Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a
porch light sale. 

SpongeBob: Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Plankton: I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just
a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are! 

SpongeBob: Gosh... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) Ow! 

Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (SpongeBob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well
drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished) 

SpongeBob: Hey! 

Patrick: Oh my gosh. Who said that? 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: How do you know my name? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 

Patrick: Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. (throws
himself and the coin down the well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick. 

Patrick: (lands on top of SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob! I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it. 

Patrick: But I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now? 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night) 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 

SpongeBob: I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick
smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures. 

Patrick: And they fell on my head. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the
bucket down) 

SpongeBob: This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet?

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, not yet. But
I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true. 

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, whatever. 

SpongeBob: Can we come out now? 

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn.
(leaves) 

SpongeBob: Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't
dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic? 

Patrick: Yeah.

'''Music:''' "[[Magic Is Missing]]"

Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.

SpongeBob: (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic. 

Patrick: Is that good? 

SpongeBob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. 

Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. 

Squidward: Having fun down there, SpongeBob? (laughs) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better. 

SpongeBob: Do you wanna make a wish? 

Squidward: (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic. 

Squidward: (laughs) There's no magic, SpongeBob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you. 

SpongeBob: No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on
SpongeBob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.

Patrick: Party! 

Squidward: Let me out of here. 

SpongeBob: We were just gonna play some party games. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Squidward: I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls) 

Squidward: There's not way to climb out of here. 

SpongeBob: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength. 

Patrick: Yeah, you should work out more. 

Squidward: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs) 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. 

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause. 

Squidward: No, it doesn't!! 

Patrick: (Trying to scare Squidward) Ho, ho, ho! (giggles) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! 

Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. 

Patrick: Darn. 

SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot. 

Squidward: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 

Patrick: (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs. 

Squidward: Eww. Patrick! 

Patrick: (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad. 

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, hey, guys. 

Squidward: (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick. 

Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward) 

Squidward: No, like this! (shoves Patrick) 

SpongeBob: (both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to
outside the well) 

Squidward: Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am
claustrophobic. 

Patrick: Oh Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Clause here.

Squidward: PATRICK!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning, SpongeBob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money.
(Squidward comes out of the well) 

Squidward: Free. I'm free! 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the
dead of night for free wishes? 

Squidward: The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far
away') Ow. 

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip! 

Patrick: Lucky. (walks off) 

Mr. Krabs: So how much money did you make last night? 

SpongeBob: We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic. 

Mr. Krabs: The what? 

SpongeBob: We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true! 

Mr. Krabs: Listen closely, SpongeBob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an
eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob scream) What in the deep blue is that? 

Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy! 

Sandy: That wishing well sure does work. 

Mr. Krabs: Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat) 

Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod? 

SpongeBob: It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) 

Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off) 

SpongeBob: See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 

Mr. Krabs: You mean she stole that boat. 

Plankton: (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the
buildings and knocks them over) 

SpongeBob: Is that proof enough for ya? 

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll
demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!! 

Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's
going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do
believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

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Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well

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Episode Article: [[Wishing You Well]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa! 

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with
her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in
the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little
quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but
is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big. 

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear. 

[[Harold]]: All my wishes have already come true. 

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're
doing? 

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well. 

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish. 

Mr. Krabs: And then what? 

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens. 

Lady Fish: It's fun! 

Mr. Krabs: You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. 

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, why aren't those patties ready? 

SpongeBob: You can't rush perfection. 

Squidward: I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches. 

Mr. Krabs: (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, SpongeBob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there
is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'. 

SpongeBob: A wishing well, here? Wow! 

Squidward: Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial or anyrthing? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off) 

Squidward: No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're
gonna wish for? 

Squidward: To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna
do it. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.

'''Music:''' "[[Down The Well]]"

Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (Squidward: Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.

Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.

When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob: (puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think? 

Squidward: That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished. 

Mr. Krabs: It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 

SpongeBob: You mean magic, don't ya? 

Squidward: All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward) 

Mr. Krabs: All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.

Squidward: As long as there's no singing. 

SpongeBob: And I've got a date with a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta. 

SpongeBob: Promotion? (scene cuts to SpongeBob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
 

Mr. Krabs: To collect the money! 

SpongeBob: How long do I have to stay down here? 

Mr. Krabs: See ya in 8 hours. 

SpongeBob: Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a
porch light sale. 

SpongeBob: Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Plankton: I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just
a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are! 

SpongeBob: Gosh... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) Ow! 

Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (SpongeBob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well
drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished) 

SpongeBob: Hey! 

Patrick: Oh my gosh. Who said that? 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: How do you know my name? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 

Patrick: Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. (throws
himself and the coin down the well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick. 

Patrick: (lands on top of SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob! I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it. 

Patrick: But I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now? 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night) 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 

SpongeBob: I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick
smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures. 

Patrick: And they fell on my head. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the
bucket down) 

SpongeBob: This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet?

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, not yet. But
I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true. 

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, whatever. 

SpongeBob: Can we come out now? 

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn.
(leaves) 

SpongeBob: Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't
dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic? 

Patrick: Yeah.

'''Music:''' "[[Magic Is Missing]]"

Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.

SpongeBob: (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic. 

Patrick: Is that good? 

SpongeBob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. 

Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. 

Squidward: Having fun down there, SpongeBob? (laughs) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better. 

SpongeBob: Do you wanna make a wish? 

Squidward: (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic. 

Squidward: (laughs) There's no magic, SpongeBob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you. 

SpongeBob: No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on
SpongeBob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.

Patrick: Party! 

Squidward: Let me out of here. 

SpongeBob: We were just gonna play some party games. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Squidward: I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls) 

Squidward: There's not way to climb out of here. 

SpongeBob: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength. 

Patrick: Yeah, you should work out more. 

Squidward: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs) 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. 

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause. 

Squidward: No, it doesn't!! 

Patrick: (Trying to scare Squidward) Ho, ho, ho! (giggles) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! 

Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. 

Patrick: Darn. 

SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot. 

Squidward: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 

Patrick: (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs. 

Squidward: Eww. Patrick! 

Patrick: (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad. 

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, hey, guys. 

Squidward: (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick. 

Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward) 

Squidward: No, like this! (shoves Patrick) 

SpongeBob: (both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to
outside the well) 

Squidward: Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am
claustrophobic. 

Patrick: Oh Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Clause here.

Squidward: PATRICK!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning, SpongeBob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money.
(Squidward comes out of the well) 

Squidward: Free. I'm free! 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the
dead of night for free wishes? 

Squidward: The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far
away') Ow. 

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip! 

Patrick: Lucky. (walks off) 

Mr. Krabs: So how much money did you make last night? 

SpongeBob: We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic. 

Mr. Krabs: The what? 

SpongeBob: We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true! 

Mr. Krabs: Listen closely, SpongeBob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an
eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob scream) What in the deep blue is that? 

Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy! 

Sandy: That wishing well sure does work. 

Mr. Krabs: Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat) 

Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod? 

SpongeBob: It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) 

Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off) 

SpongeBob: See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 

Mr. Krabs: You mean she stole that boat. 

Plankton: (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the
buildings and knocks them over) 

SpongeBob: Is that proof enough for ya? 

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll
demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!! 

Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's
going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do
believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

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SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget (Episode)

2010-05-10T01:12:41Z

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'''"SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] and [[Spat]]
*[[Patty Gadget]] [[Image:Burger-Aparillo.JPG |thumb|right|The Patty Gadget]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]] (As the Narrator)
*Other Customers
*[[King Neptune]] (cameo)

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Hospital]]
*Cemetery

==Plot==
It starts with Patchy opening the book, 'The Legend of SpongeBob SquarePants'. The story then follows what happens in the book. SpongeBob happily works in the Krusty Krab kitchen, when [[Squidward]] walks in with a large machine made to cook [[Krabby Patty]] instantly. Mr. Krabs asks Squidward what the machine is, and Squidward answers, "A miracle, a marvel!
It'll cook Krabby Patties at a fabulous pace!" Squidward wanted to trade SpongeBob for the faster and cheaper machine. Mr. Krabs is about to fire Spongebob, but SpongeBob then burst through the door, challenging the Machine to a cook off. After both have finished their first batch of patties, Squidward broke the machine's lever, causing it to malfunction. SpongeBob got the upper hand, with the Patty Gadget shooting out patties by 2s and by 3s until the machine exploded. As the crowd cheered, SpongeBob fell with exhaustion and he drops his spatula, making it seem like SpongeBob had died. The next scene shows a funeral with Squidward the saddest one there. Surprisingly, SpongeBob walks up to the grave and dances on it. This is when we discover that the funeral was for Squidward's machine, not for SpongeBob. Patchy then closes the book, ending the episode.

== Trivia ==
*This is the first time Squidward invents something and the first time Squidward is the main antagonist and villain. (Although he did convince SpongeBob and Patrick that they were enemies once.)
*This is the first episode to rhyme. Patchy did the most rhyming work.
*This episode is half as long as a normal one, so that 3 episodes could play.
*This episode is one of the only episodes to feature Patchy the Pirate's voice without him being on the screen.
*The rhyming is very similar to that of Dr. Seuss.
*The battle is somewhat a spoof on Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974).
*Squidward has acne.
*The explosion used in this episode was used earlier at the end of [[Dying for Pie]].
*This is King Neptune's season five debut.
*This episode marks another time SpongeBob competes for whoever makes the most Krabby Patties.
*When SpongeBob says "I won't be defeated!", Closed Captioning says "I won't be deated!".
*This short episode is similar to the tall tale of John Henry, a story about a railroad man versus a robot that makes railroad faster.
*This is another episode with [[Patrick]] having a non-speaking role.
*This is another episode where Mr. Krabs joins in Squidward's plans against SpongeBob.

==Transcript==
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Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well

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Episode Article: [[Wishing You Well]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa! 

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with
her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in
the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little
quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but
is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big. 

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear. 

[[Harold]]: All my wishes have already come true. 

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're
doing? 

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well. 

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish. 

Mr. Krabs: And then what? 

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens. 

Lady Fish: It's fun! 

Mr. Krabs: You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. 

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, why aren't those patties ready? 

SpongeBob: You can't rush perfection. 

Squidward: I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches. 

Mr. Krabs: (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, SpongeBob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there
is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'. 

SpongeBob: A wishing well, here? Wow! 

Squidward: Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off) 

Squidward: No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're
gonna wish for? 

Squidward: To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna
do it. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.

'''Music:''' "[[Down The Well]]"

Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (Squidward: Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.

Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.

When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob: (puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think? 

Squidward: That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished. 

Mr. Krabs: It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 

SpongeBob: You mean magic, don't ya? 

Squidward: All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward) 

Mr. Krabs: All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.

Squidward: As long as there's no singing. 

SpongeBob: And I've got a date with a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta. 

SpongeBob: Promotion? (scene cuts to SpongeBob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
 

Mr. Krabs: To collect the money! 

SpongeBob: How long do I have to stay down here? 

Mr. Krabs: See ya in 8 hours. 

SpongeBob: Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a
porch light sale. 

SpongeBob: Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Plankton: I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just
a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are! 

SpongeBob: Gosh... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) Ow! 

Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (SpongeBob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well
drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished) 

SpongeBob: Hey! 

Patrick: Oh my gosh. Who said that? 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: How do you know my name? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 

Patrick: Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. (throws
himself and the coin down the well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick. 

Patrick: (lands on top of SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob! I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it. 

Patrick: But I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now? 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night) 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 

SpongeBob: I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick
smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures. 

Patrick: And they fell on my head. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the
bucket down) 

SpongeBob: This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet?

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, not yet. But
I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true. 

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, whatever. 

SpongeBob: Can we come out now? 

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn.
(leaves) 

SpongeBob: Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't
dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic? 

Patrick: Yeah.

'''Music:''' "[[Magic Is Missing]]"

Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.

SpongeBob: (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic. 

Patrick: Is that good? 

SpongeBob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. 

Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. 

Squidward: Having fun down there, SpongeBob? (laughs) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better. 

SpongeBob: Do you wanna make a wish? 

Squidward: (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic. 

Squidward: (laughs) There's no magic, SpongeBob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you. 

SpongeBob: No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on
SpongeBob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.

Patrick: Party! 

Squidward: Let me out of here. 

SpongeBob: We were just gonna play some party games. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Squidward: I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls) 

Squidward: There's not way to climb out of here. 

SpongeBob: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength. 

Patrick: Yeah, you should work out more. 

Squidward: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs) 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. 

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause. 

Squidward: No, it doesn't!! 

Patrick: (Trying to scare Squidward) Ho, ho, ho! (giggles) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! 

Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. 

Patrick: Darn. 

SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot. 

Squidward: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 

Patrick: (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs. 

Squidward: Eww. Patrick! 

Patrick: (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad. 

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, hey, guys. 

Squidward: (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick. 

Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward) 

Squidward: No, like this! (shoves Patrick) 

SpongeBob: (both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to
outside the well) 

Squidward: Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am
claustrophobic. 

Patrick: Oh Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Clause here.

Squidward: PATRICK!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning, SpongeBob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money.
(Squidward comes out of the well) 

Squidward: Free. I'm free! 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the
dead of night for free wishes? 

Squidward: The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far
away') Ow. 

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip! 

Patrick: Lucky. (walks off) 

Mr. Krabs: So how much money did you make last night? 

SpongeBob: We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic. 

Mr. Krabs: The what? 

SpongeBob: We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true! 

Mr. Krabs: Listen closely, SpongeBob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an
eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob scream) What in the deep blue is that? 

Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy! 

Sandy: That wishing well sure does work. 

Mr. Krabs: Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat) 

Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod? 

SpongeBob: It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) 

Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off) 

SpongeBob: See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 

Mr. Krabs: You mean she stole that boat. 

Plankton: (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the
buildings and knocks them over) 

SpongeBob: Is that proof enough for ya? 

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll
demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!! 

Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's
going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do
believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

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Wishing Well

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[[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|[[Patrick]] And The Wishing Well]]
The '''Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well''' was set up behind the [[Krusty Krab]]. Of course, this was only a scam by [[Mr. Krabs]] to get more money. [[SpongeBob]] was put into the well to collect the money. Later, SpongeBob and Patrick dug deeper to find the magic of the well. This granted wishes to [[Sandy]], [[Mrs. Puff]] and even [[Plankton]]. It was only seen in the episode: [[Wishing You Well]].

===Looks===
The well looks very similar to regular water well. It is made with stones all the way to the bottom of the well. It has a small roof made of hay and a rope that lets a wooden bucket down. Other than the stones, other bits are made of wood.

===List of Wishes===

[[Sandy]]: She wished for a telescope that was not affected by water. At the end, she acquired this telescope and spotted a full moon (Mr.Krabs butt because of the term "Mooning"). Mr. Krabs said it was probably a hallucination.

[[Mrs. Puff]]: Mrs. Puff wished for a hot rod, claiming that she wanted to be a hot rod mama. She acquired a blue hot rod that had huge exhaust pipes in the back and had fire painted on it, but Mr. Krabs said she stole it.

[[Plankton]]: Plankton wished to be large enough to crush enemies. When his wish came true, he discovered he could push buildings over. However, he isn't seen as being this large in episodes aired after it. Mr. Krabs's argument with SpongeBob over magic was defeated by this wish.

[[Mr. Krabs]]: Wished he was broiled, baked, and served on a platter with cabbage and a side of butter to show SpongeBob that wishing wells didn't work. The wish came true, and he was almost consumed.

[[Patrick]]: He threw his cup down the Well thinking it was a magic talking trash can but after he was told it was a Wishing Well he wished to be with Spongebob but threw himself in to discover that SpongeBob was in the Well claiming "I got my wish".

[[SpongeBob]]: Wished Squidward were with them together with Patrick and he ACTUALLY fell in because he leaned too far ahead. He also wished Mr. Krabs back when he was almost consumed.

[[Squidward]]: Wished that he could escape from SpongeBob and Patrick. When he left the Krusty Krab after escaping the well, a bus headed far from Bikini Bottom hit him.

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Best Day Ever (Episode)

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'''"Best Day Ever"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
====Patchy Hosting Segments==== 
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Charlie]] (the announcer)
*Teddy
*Captain of Patchy's boat
*Massage therapist
*Kids [[Image:Bestdayever.jpg|thumb|SpongeBob singing best day ever, even though it was his worst day ever.]]

====Bikini Bottom==== 
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Nematodes]]
*[[Sandy]]
*Mr. Sun
*[[Squidward]]
*Doorman
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Audience

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Treedome]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*The place where Squidward's [[clarinet]] recital was held

===Songs===
*[[The Best Day Ever (Song)]]

==Plot==
The episode starts out with the song, "Best Day Ever." Afterward, SpongeBob's "Best Day Ever" does not turn out as he planned when he has to postpone his activities to help his friends with their problems. He wanted to work at the Krusty Krab, have some karate with Sandy, go jellyfishing with Patrick using his new high-tech jellyfishing net, and then go to Squidward's clarinet recital. First, he ran over to the Krusty Krab, only to find that it was condemned due to a severe nematode infestation. SpongeBob led them away by playing the flute on his nose, in which they become hypnotized, and then they fell asleep, like the story of the Pied Piper. He then goes to Sandy's treedome for karate, but Sandy says that she is too busy with a leak in her dome that is letting water in. SpongeBob fixes it as he goes flying to the roof and his karate glove sticks to the crack. Afterwards, he heads over to Jellyfish Fields to go jellyfishing with Patrick, but Patrick broke his net, and then broke SpongeBob's old net. SpongeBob gives Patrick his brand-new net, and had nothing to Jellyfish with. SpongeBob meets up with Squidward, who says that he cannot play in the concert because his clarinet reed is shot. Angry because most of his day is ruined, SpongeBob pulls out one of his teeth to replace the reed.He then tries to go in but the doorman will not let him in without a ticket, which he does not have. He tries various methods of sneaking in such as a fake SpongeBob marionette as a distraction, and cutting through the ceiling, but at last, he got inside, because he is on the VIP list. However, he gets in right as the concert ends. He is very mad that everything went wrong and gives a long and elaborate speech about how his Best Day Ever was ruined. But then, his friends tell him about how SpongeBob helped them with their problems...even Squidward who finally thanks SpongeBob for fixing his reed or his concert would've been a disaster. However, to make it up to him, they hold a production in which SpongeBob performs his song, "The Best Day Ever", to complete his ''real'' Best Day Ever with his friends by his side. After a few hours, SpongeBob is still singing, but his friends are tired and sleepy.

==Trivia==
*The Best Day Ever was the most-highest watched SpongeBob short, because of immense marketing around United States, and celebrating a 24-hour [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] Marathon on Labor Day.
*Squidward’s costume is a parody from the *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles Beatles'] album called Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
*Squidward is better than usual at playing his clarinet.
* When SpongeBob gets the nematodes away from the Krusty Krab by playing his nose, it is similar to the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
*When you see SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab, the lock is on the Krusty Krab door. When you see it a second time, there is no lock, even though you see the nemitodes eating the lock..
*The plates on the front door at the Krusty Krab repeatedly changed to handles.
*In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], you can hear the song in the end credits. (It is the last song.)Athough in the episode it is different.
*During the end of the episode, when SpongeBob is singing about "the perfect job starts his perfect day", the painted 'Krusty Krab' sign changes to 'K.K.' after he flips the patty.
*Although the episode was a huge commercial success, it met with mixed reviews, getting 6.1 out of 10.0 on IMDB.
*The sun can't move into SpongeBob's room. And if his bed caught on fire, why didn't SpongeBob catch on fire? And anyways, there can't be fire underwater.
*The last scene of the Krusty Krab and the nematodes shows the Krusty Krab is back to normal!!
*How can Patrick break his net that fast? Right when he has a good net, it suddenly breaks right before SpongeBob goes to Patrick.
*When SpongeBob explodes, he comes out of his house while his shavings are still coming down from the roof.
*When Spongebob pulls out his tooth to fix Squidward's clarinet, his tooth grows back the next scene and so after.
*This is the second episode where SpongeBob says ''The Best Day Ever''.The first episode was [[Jellyfishing (Episode)|Jellyfishing]].
*In the marathon before the episode premeired, when the SpongeBob Movie credits were on, they took out the Best Day Ever song.
*In the Best Day Ever soundtrack manual, it gives an exclusive code for the Creature from the Krusty Krab video game.
*When the jellyfish sting and make a heart, SpongeBob is in that sting and he doesn't even get stung! That's very impossible for that to happen!
*When Sandy is on Stage talking to Spongebob her tail does not go through her suit. Her tail is white.
*This episode makes his premiere in the Netherlands on May 8 2010. They just skipped this episode and [[The Gift Of Gum]]!
*SpongeBob really should have snuck in the back door when his dummy says he would, after the doorman would not let SpongeBob in without a ticket.

==Episode TV Special==
*[[The Best Day Ever Marathon]]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever|Transcript for Best Day Ever]]

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Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa! 

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with
her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in
the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little
quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but
is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big. 

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear. 

[[Harold]]: All my wishes have already come true. 

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're
doing? 

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well. 

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish. 

Mr. Krabs: And then what? 

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens. 

Lady Fish: It's fun! 

Mr. Krabs: You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. 

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, why aren't those patties ready? 

SpongeBob: You can't rush perfection. 

Squidward: I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches. 

Mr. Krabs: (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, SpongeBob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there
is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'. 

SpongeBob: A wishing well, here? Wow! 

Squidward: Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off) 

Squidward: No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're
gonna wish for? 

Squidward: To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna
do it. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.

'''Music:''' "[[Down The Well]]"

Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (Squidward: Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.

Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.

When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob: (puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think? 

Squidward: That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished. 

Mr. Krabs: It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 

SpongeBob: You mean magic, don't ya? 

Squidward: All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward) 

Mr. Krabs: All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.

Squidward: As long as there's no singing. 

SpongeBob: And I've got a date with a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta. 

SpongeBob: Promotion? (scene cuts to SpongeBob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
 

Mr. Krabs: To collect the money! 

SpongeBob: How long do I have to stay down here? 

Mr. Krabs: See ya in 8 hours. 

SpongeBob: Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a
porch light sale. 

SpongeBob: Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Plankton: I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just
a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are! 

SpongeBob: Gosh... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) Ow! 

Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (SpongeBob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well
drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished) 

SpongeBob: Hey! 

Patrick: Oh my gosh. Who said that? 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: How do you know my name? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 

Patrick: Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. (throws
himself and the coin down the well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick. 

Patrick: (lands on top of SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob! I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it. 

Patrick: But I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now? 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night) 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 

SpongeBob: I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick
smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures. 

Patrick: And they fell on my head. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the
bucket down) 

SpongeBob: This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? Mr. Krabs: Uhh, not yet. But
I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true. 

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, whatever. 

SpongeBob: Can we come out now? 

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn.
(leaves) 

SpongeBob: Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't
dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic? 

Patrick: Yeah.

'''Music:''' "[[Magic Is Missing]]"

Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.

SpongeBob: (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic. 

Patrick: Is that good? 

SpongeBob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. 

Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. 

Squidward: Having fun down there, SpongeBob? (laughs) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better. 

SpongeBob: Do you wanna make a wish? 

Squidward: (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic. 

Squidward: (laughs) There's no magic, SpongeBob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you. 

SpongeBob: No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on
SpongeBob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.

Patrick: Party! 

Squidward: Let me out of here. 

SpongeBob: We were just gonna play some party games. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Squidward: I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls) 

Squidward: There's not way to climb out of here. 

SpongeBob: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength. 

Patrick: Yeah, you should work out more. 

Squidward: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs) 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. 

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause. 

Squidward: No, it doesn't!! 

Patrick: (Trying to scare Squidward) Ho, ho, ho! (giggles) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! 

Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. 

Patrick: Darn. 

SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot. 

Squidward: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 

Patrick: (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs. 

Squidward: Eww. Patrick! 

Patrick: (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad. 

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, hey, guys. 

Squidward: (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick. 

Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward) 

Squidward: No, like this! (shoves Patrick) 

SpongeBob: (both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to
outside the well) 

Squidward: Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am
claustrophobic. 

Patrick: Oh Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Clause here.

Squidward: PATRICK!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning, SpongeBob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money.
(Squidward comes out of the well) 

Squidward: Free. I'm free! 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the
dead of night for free wishes? 

Squidward: The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far
away') Ow. 

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip! 

Patrick: Lucky. (walks off) 

Mr. Krabs: So how much money did you make last night? 

SpongeBob: We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic. 

Mr. Krabs: The what? 

SpongeBob: We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true! 

Mr. Krabs: Listen closely, SpongeBob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an
eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob scream) What in the deep blue is that? 

Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy! 

Sandy: That wishing well sure does work. 

Mr. Krabs: Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat) 

Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod? 

SpongeBob: It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) 

Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off) 

SpongeBob: See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 

Mr. Krabs: You mean she stole that boat. 

Plankton: (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the
buildings and knocks them over) 

SpongeBob: Is that proof enough for ya? 

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll
demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!! 

Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's
going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do
believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa! 

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with
her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in
the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little
quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but
is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big. 

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear. 

[[Harold]]: All my wishes have already come true. 

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're
doing? 

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well. 

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish. 

Mr. Krabs: And then what? 

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens. 

Lady Fish: It's fun! 

Mr. Krabs: You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. 

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, why aren't those patties ready? 

SpongeBob: You can't rush perfection. 

Squidward: I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches. 

Mr. Krabs: (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, SpongeBob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there
is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'. 

SpongeBob: A wishing well, here? Wow! 

Squidward: Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off) 

Squidward: No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're
gonna wish for? 

Squidward: To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna
do it. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.

'''Music:''' "[[Down The Well]]"

Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (Squidward: Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.

Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.

When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob: (puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think? 

Squidward: That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished. 

Mr. Krabs: It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 

SpongeBob: You mean magic, don't ya? 

Squidward: All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward) 

Mr. Krabs: All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.

Squidward: As long as there's no singing. 

SpongeBob: And I've got a date with a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta. 

SpongeBob: Promotion? (scene cuts to SpongeBob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
 

Mr. Krabs: To collect the money! 

SpongeBob: How long do I have to stay down here? 

Mr. Krabs: See ya in 8 hours. 

SpongeBob: Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a
porch light sale. 

SpongeBob: Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Plankton: I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just
a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are! 

SpongeBob: Gosh... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) Ow! 

Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (SpongeBob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well
drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished) 

SpongeBob: Hey! 

Patrick: Oh my gosh. Who said that? 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: How do you know my name? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 

Patrick: Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. (throws
himself and the coin down the well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick. 

Patrick: (lands on top of SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob! I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it. 

Patrick: But I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now? 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night) 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 

SpongeBob: I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick
smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures. 

Patrick: And they fell on my head. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the
bucket down) 

SpongeBob: This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? Mr. Krabs: Uhh, not yet. But
I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true. 

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, whatever. 

SpongeBob: Can we come out now? 

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn.
(leaves) 

SpongeBob: Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't
dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic? 

Patrick: Yeah.

'''Music:''' "[[Magic Is Missing]]"

Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.

SpongeBob: (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic. 

Patrick: Is that good? 

SpongeBob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. 

Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. 

Squidward: Having fun down there, SpongeBob? (laughs) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better. 

SpongeBob: Do you wanna make a wish? 

Squidward: (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic. 

Squidward: (laughs) There's no magic, SpongeBob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you. 

SpongeBob: No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on
SpongeBob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.

Patrick: Party! 

Squidward: Let me out of here. 

SpongeBob: We were just gonna play some party games. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Squidward: I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls) 

Squidward: There's not way to climb out of here. 

SpongeBob: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength. 

Patrick: Yeah, you should work out more. 

Squidward: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs) 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. 

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause. 

Squidward: No, it doesn't!! 

Patrick: (Trying to scare Squidward) Ho, ho, ho! (giggles) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! 

Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. 

Patrick: Darn. 

SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot. 

Squidward: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 

Patrick: (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs. 

Squidward: Eww. Patrick! 

Patrick: (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad. 

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, hey, guys. 

Squidward: (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick. 

Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward) 

Squidward: No, like this! (shoves Patrick) 

SpongeBob: (both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to
outside the well) 

Squidward: Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am
claustrophobic. 

Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.

Squidward: PATRICK!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning, SpongeBob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money.
(Squidward comes out of the well) 

Squidward: Free. I'm free! 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the
dead of night for free wishes? 

Squidward: The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far
away') Ow. 

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip! 

Patrick: Lucky. (walks off) 

Mr. Krabs: So how much money did you make last night? 

SpongeBob: We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic. 

Mr. Krabs: The what? 

SpongeBob: We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true! 

Mr. Krabs: Listen closely, SpongeBob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an
eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob scream) What in the deep blue is that? 

Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy! 

Sandy: That wishing well sure does work. 

Mr. Krabs: Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat) 

Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod? 

SpongeBob: It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) 

Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off) 

SpongeBob: See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 

Mr. Krabs: You mean she stole that boat. 

Plankton: (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the
buildings and knocks them over) 

SpongeBob: Is that proof enough for ya? 

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll
demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!! 

Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's
going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do
believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

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Episode Article: [[Wishing You Well]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa! 

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with
her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in
the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little
quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but
is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big. 

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear. 

[[Harold]]: All my wishes have already come true. 

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're
doing? 

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well. 

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish. 

Mr. Krabs: And then what? 

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens. 

Lady Fish: It's fun! 

Mr. Krabs: You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. 

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, why aren't those patties ready? 

SpongeBob: You can't rush perfection. 

Squidward: I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches. 

Mr. Krabs: (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, SpongeBob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there
is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'. 

SpongeBob: A wishing well, here? Wow! 

Squidward: Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off) 

Squidward: No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're
gonna wish for? 

Squidward: To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, SpongeBob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna
do it. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.

'''Music:''' "[[Down The Well]]"

Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (Squidward: Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.

Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.

When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.

No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob: (puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think? 

Squidward: That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished. 

Mr. Krabs: It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 

SpongeBob: You mean magic, don't ya? 

Squidward: All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward) 

Mr. Krabs: All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.

Squidward: As long as there's no singing. 

SpongeBob: And I've got a date with a krabby patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta. 

SpongeBob: Promotion? (scene cuts to SpongeBob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
 

Mr. Krabs: To collect the money! 

SpongeBob: How long do I have to stay down here? 

Mr. Krabs: See ya in 8 hours. 

SpongeBob: Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a
porch light sale. 

SpongeBob: Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) 

Plankton: I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just
a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are! 

SpongeBob: Gosh... (another coin hits SpongeBob in the head) Ow! 

Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (SpongeBob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well
drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished) 

SpongeBob: Hey! 

Patrick: Oh my gosh. Who said that? 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: How do you know my name? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish. 

Patrick: Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish SpongeBob were here to see this. (throws
himself and the coin down the well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick. 

Patrick: (lands on top of SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob! I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it. 

Patrick: But I got my wish. 

SpongeBob: Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now? 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night) 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes SpongeBob) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get? 

SpongeBob: I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick
smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures. 

Patrick: And they fell on my head. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the
bucket down) 

SpongeBob: This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? Mr. Krabs: Uhh, not yet. But
I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true. 

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, whatever. 

SpongeBob: Can we come out now? 

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn.
(leaves) 

SpongeBob: Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't
dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic? 

Patrick: Yeah.

'''Music:''' "[[Magic Is Missing]]"

Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.

SpongeBob: (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic. 

Patrick: Is that good? 

SpongeBob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. 

Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. 

Squidward: Having fun down there, SpongeBob? (laughs) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better. 

SpongeBob: Do you wanna make a wish? 

Squidward: (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me. 

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic. 

Squidward: (laughs) There's no magic, SpongeBob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you. 

SpongeBob: No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on
SpongeBob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.

Patrick: Party! 

Squidward: Let me out of here. 

SpongeBob: We were just gonna play some party games. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

SpongeBob: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Patrick: (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it. 

Squidward: I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls) 

Squidward: There's not way to climb out of here. 

SpongeBob: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength. 

Patrick: Yeah, you should work out more. 

Squidward: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs) 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. 

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. 

Squidward: No, it doesn't!! 

Patrick: (Trying to scare Squidward) Ho, ho, ho! (giggles) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him! 

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! 

Squidward: It's not working, Patrick. 

Patrick: Darn. 

SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot. 

Squidward: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. 

Patrick: (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs. 

Squidward: Eww. Patrick! 

Patrick: (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad. 

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, hey, guys. 

Squidward: (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick. 

Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward) 

Squidward: No, like this! (shoves Patrick) 

SpongeBob: (both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to
outside the well) 

Squidward: Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am
claustrophobic. 

Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.

Squidward: Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well) 

Mr. Krabs: Good morning, SpongeBob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money.
(Squidward comes out of the well) 

Squidward: Free. I'm free! 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the
dead of night for free wishes? 

Squidward: The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far
away') Ow. 

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip! 

Patrick: Lucky. (walks off) 

Mr. Krabs: So how much money did you make last night? 

SpongeBob: We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic. 

Mr. Krabs: The what? 

SpongeBob: We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true! 

Mr. Krabs: Listen closely, SpongeBob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an
eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob scream) What in the deep blue is that? 

Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for? 

SpongeBob: That's great, Sandy! 

Sandy: That wishing well sure does work. 

Mr. Krabs: Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat) 

Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod? 

SpongeBob: It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) 

Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off) 

SpongeBob: See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat. 

Mr. Krabs: You mean she stole that boat. 

Plankton: (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the
buildings and knocks them over) 

SpongeBob: Is that proof enough for ya? 

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll
demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!! 

Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's
going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do
believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

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Wishing You Well (Episode)

2010-05-01T10:13:36Z

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! colspan="2" | Wishing You Well
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| Episode No.: || 72b
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| Airdate: || 28.7.2006
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|Previous Episode: || [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]]
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'''"Wishing You Well"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].
==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick and The Wishing Well]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*Other Bikini Bottomites

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Wishing Well]]

===Songs===
*[[Down The Well]]
*[[Magic Is Missing]]

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs saw people throwing precious money away. Mr. Krabs ask them about it. Mr. Krabs then decided to make his own well which is “[[Wishing Well|The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well]]" and start to earn money with it. Mr. Krabs asked SpongeBob and Squidward to dig a hole and make a well. After they made the well, SpongeBob obtains a promotion in which he has to stay in the bottom of the well forever to collect coins that may fall into the well. Sandy was the first to use the wishing well, and she wished for a telescope. Mrs. Puff was the next to use it, and she wished for a new boatmobile. The next person was Plankton, and he wished to be taller. When Patrick comes to the well, SpongeBob hears him and tries to call him. This makes Patrick think the well is a magic, talking trash can, and says his wish is for SpongeBob to be here to see the magic trash can with him. When Patrick tries to throw his coin into the well he falls inside and sees SpongeBob was already there and he keeps the coin. After a few hours Mr. Krabs came along and ask SpongeBob how much he got that day. SpongeBob then asked Mr. Krabs if their wishes had come true yet. Mr. Krabs said if they dug deep enough all their wishes will come true. The two then attempt to find magic, thinking SpongeBob did not dig far enough before. When SpongeBob digs deeper, he finds a glowing crack on the ground and claims he found the magic. Squidward later comes to the well to tell them how good it feels that they are not able to annoy him. He ends up falling into the well because SpongeBob wished he could see the magic. Inside the well Squidward and Patrick started to fight and were revealed that Squidward was claustrophobic although he is annoyed when SpongeBob and Patrick say they think that Claustrophobic means the fear of Santa Clause. Squidward was stuck with them all night long. The very next day when they are all out of the well, Squidward wished that he was very far away from there and he got hit by a bus and has gone off very far away. All of Bikini Bottom's wishes seemed to have come true. Mr. Krabs still does not believe in magic so he tries to prove it to SpongeBob that magic does not exist. He then wished up a risky wish, but then finds himself in big trouble. His wish was to be ''steamed and served with a side of melted butter''. The wish had come true, and Mr. Krabs then now believes in magic.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Squidward is claustrophobic. However, he had no difficulty staying inside a box in episode [[Idiot Box]] and he had no problem with staying inside the Club House in the episode [[Club SpongeBob]].
*The wishing well was just built, but there are moss already growing in it.
*When Squidward looks down the well while SpongeBob and Patrick are there, his sleeves are missing.
*This story is used by having car chases and aliens' legs.
*This episode made the 2nd Hot Spot on the Best Day Ever Marathon.
*Mr. Krabs and Patrick have never heard of a wishing well.
*SpongeBob explains that he got "a nickel from Sandy, two pennies from Mrs. Puff, and a penny from Plankton". However when he puts the coins in the bucket he only puts two of them in there. What happened to the other two?
*Besides, no one put a penny in the well.
*Patrick thinks that claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause.
*Plankton would have stolen the Krabby Patty formula after he just got taller.
*On that note, why didn't just ''wish'' for the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]].
*While Patrick and SpongeBob are in the well, the money is gone until the bucket drops.
*The well isn't big enough for a digger truck.
*On that note, how did the well change to an underground mine? And how did the area expand for the truck to fit?
*This is the second time when Plankton got tall, from the first time its in [[Sleepy Time]].
*Squidward saying you have to be dead to have anything memorial is correct.
*This is the fourth episode where Mr. Krabs is an antagonist (but loosely).
*It is possible that the magic may be magic dust or sparkles.
*When Squidward fell into the well, the hole of magic disappears.
*Where did the ribs and potato salad come from? (The salad was seen offscreen).
*Why couldn't Mr. Krabs use the Bucket of the [[Well]] to get the money in the first place?
*It is possible that SpongeBob wished Mr. Krabs back when he wished to "Steamed and served with a side of melted butter".
*When Patrick and SpongeBob find the "Magic" Patrick claims it's the only thing he's ever done, However he did accomplish some things besides finding the Magic. Like when he accomplished going to [[Shell City]] to get King Neptune's crown to free Bikini Bottom from Plankton's evil Plan Z, or like when he accomplished The Dirty Bubble challenge. He did accomplish some things besides finding the "Magic".
*Patrick & SB probably thinks that Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause, because the word starts with "Clause" Get it "Clause-Tro-Phobia
*Why can't Squidward wish to be famous if he wants to beat [[Squilliam Fancyson]] and surprise Squilliam?
*In this episode, [[Squidward]] mentioned he was claustrophobic, but in the episode [[Truth or Square?]], he's just fine sitting in that air shaft.
*It's a little impossible for Squidward to have claustrophobia. For example, in [[SB-129]] when he gets locked in the freezer, he feels fine and thinks someone will eventually find him and get him out.
*Plankton appears in another episode his regular size. It is possible that the effects wore off and were never seen. If that is so, this is the first time that happens. he second time was [[The Inside Job]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well|Transcript for Wishing You Well]] 

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The Curse of Bikini Bottom (Episode)

2010-05-01T08:59:59Z

71.211.224.45: /* Trivia/Goofs */

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! colspan="2" | The Curse of Bikini Bottom
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| Episode No.: || 133a
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| Airdate: || October 24, 2009
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| Season: || Season 7
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| Previous Episode: || [[Kracked Krabs (Episode)|Kracked Krabs]]
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| Next Episode: || [[Squidward in Clarinetland (Episode)|Squidward in Clarinetland]]
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'''"The Curse of Bikini Bottom"''' is an episode is from [[Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*Flying Dutchman's girlfriend (the huge monster that appeared at the end of the episode)
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Mr. Krabs]](Cameo)

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally anger the Flying Dutchman by riding a lawn mower through his graveyard and shavng his beard. With firey anger, Flying Dutchman curses them – and turns them into ghosts! The Flying Dutchman tells them that the curse wil be broken when his beard grows back... in 1,000 years! SpongeBob and Patrick decide to go with their life as normal as ghosts. However, they have disadvantages. First, they can't scare Squidward (for no apparent reason). Second, SpongeBob can't sleep on his house's top floor. Third, Patrick can see through his eyelids, making him wide awake, and finally, SpongeBob is unable to cook Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab. He breaks Spat in anger and Spat's ghost rises up. Soon, they turn to the Flying Dutchman begging to become normal again, but he says that if they help him prepare for his date with a beard, the curse will be broken in a few months. After several attempts, SpongeBob poses as the Flying Dutchman's beard. Several months later, SpongeBob and Patrick return to normal, and the Flying Dutchman's beard is back. The Flying Dutchman comes to SpongeBob and Patrick, saying his girlfriend wants to be married and he hates the marryin' times. At the end of the episode, the Flying Dutchman's girlfriend is seen as he runs away from her.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*It was shown during a marathon on Nickelodeon called Shriek Week.
*In [[Sun Bleached]], Squidward was afraid of SpongeBob because he thought he was a ghost and that he thinks he was going to haunt him. However, in this episode, he was not afraid and sprayed him and Patrick.
*This is the second time SpongeBob and Patrick were ghosts. The first time was [[Pranks a Lot]], although they weren't really ghosts, they were just invisible because of the Invisible Spray.
*A commercial for this episode was first seen on October 19, 2009. It shows The Flying Dutchman turning [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] into ghosts, him walking into Squidward's shed, and then it shows them haunting [[Squidward]]. Finally, it shows [[SpongeBob]] hung up on the tool wall.
*In the original airing, it was rated TV-Y7. However, when [[Scaredy Pants]] was shown as the second segment, it was rated TV-Y, the original rating of the show.
*Surprisingly, Squidward's backyard is surrounded by a fence, a grass area, and a shed. In other episodes, it isn't.
*This is the fourth episode not to feature the Flying Dutchman's ghost ship but still feature the Flying Dutchman. The first was [[Born Again Krabs]], the second was [[Money Talks]] and the third was [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]].
*In this episode the green goo that came from SpongeBob and Patrick was ectoplasm which is a reference to Danny Phantom because in the show ectoplasm is green.
*This is the third Episode to feature a lawn mower. The first was [[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]] and the second was in the Episode [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]].
*In this episode, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] call [[Squidward]] Old Man Squidward.
*In this episode.SpongeBob kills [[Spat]] by snapping the handle.In [[All that Glitters]],SpongeBob broke Spat and later he was still alive and fixed.
*How come SpongeBob and Patrick do not know what a lawnmower is if SpongeBob used one in [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]] and both SpongeBob and Patrick saw Plankton's lawnmower in [[Life of Crime]].
*When Squidward sees SpongeBob and Patrick, his normal shirt is on.
*The Flying Dutchman said that it would take a millenium for his beard to grow back. However, it grows back to normal in a mere few months.
*Third time SpongeBob/Patrick gets torn/broken into bits. First was Doing Time, Second was Born to be Wild. They get torn into bits (Larger than other episodes) by Squidward's lawn mower (Unknown how) in his imagination in this episode.
*When Squidward squirts water at SpongeBob and Patrick, it went on them when it should have went through them, becuse they are ghosts.
*How can the water from squidward's hose hurt Patrick and Spongebob?
*This episode is a reference to the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' 1st movie of a simmilar name.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Curse of Bikini Bottom]]

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Wishing You Well (Episode)

2010-05-01T08:57:21Z

71.211.224.45: /* Trivia/Goofs */

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'''"Wishing You Well"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].
==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick and The Wishing Well]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*Other Bikini Bottomites

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Wishing Well]]

===Songs===
*[[Down The Well]]
*[[Magic Is Missing]]

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs saw people throwing precious money away. Mr. Krabs ask them about it. Mr. Krabs then decided to make his own well which is “[[Wishing Well|The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well]]" and start to earn money with it. Mr. Krabs asked SpongeBob and Squidward to dig a hole and make a well. After they made the well, SpongeBob obtains a promotion in which he has to stay in the bottom of the well forever to collect coins that may fall into the well. Sandy was the first to use the wishing well, and she wished for a telescope. Mrs. Puff was the next to use it, and she wished for a new boatmobile. The next person was Plankton, and he wished to be taller. When Patrick comes to the well, SpongeBob hears him and tries to call him. This makes Patrick think the well is a magic, talking trash can, and says his wish is for SpongeBob to be here to see the magic trash can with him. When Patrick tries to throw his coin into the well he falls inside and sees SpongeBob was already there and he keeps the coin. After a few hours Mr. Krabs came along and ask SpongeBob how much he got that day. SpongeBob then asked Mr. Krabs if their wishes had come true yet. Mr. Krabs said if they dug deep enough all their wishes will come true. The two then attempt to find magic, thinking SpongeBob did not dig far enough before. When SpongeBob digs deeper, he finds a glowing crack on the ground and claims he found the magic. Squidward later comes to the well to tell them how good it feels that they are not able to annoy him. He ends up falling into the well because SpongeBob wished he could see the magic. Inside the well Squidward and Patrick started to fight and were revealed that Squidward was claustrophobic. Squidward was stuck with them all night long. The very next day when they are all out of the well, Squidward wished that he was very far away from there and he got hit by a bus and has gone off very far away. All of Bikini Bottom's wishes seemed to have come true. Mr. Krabs still does not believe in magic so he tries to prove it to SpongeBob that magic does not exist. He then wished up a risky wish, but then finds himself in big trouble. His wish was to be ''steamed and served with a side of melted butter''. The wish had come true, and Mr. Krabs then now believes in magic.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Squidward is claustrophobic. However, he had no difficulty staying inside a box in episode [[Idiot Box]] and he had no problem with staying inside the Club House in the episode [[Club SpongeBob]].
*The wishing well was just built, but there are moss already growing in it.
*When Squidward looks down the well while SpongeBob and Patrick are there, his sleeves are missing.
*This story is used by having car chases and aliens' legs.
*This episode made the 2nd Hot Spot on the Best Day Ever Marathon.
*Mr. Krabs and Patrick have never heard of a wishing well.
*SpongeBob explains that he got "a nickel from Sandy, two pennies from Mrs. Puff, and a penny from Plankton". However when he puts the coins in the bucket he only puts two of them in there. What happened to the other two?
*Besides, no one put a penny in the well.
*Patrick thinks that claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause.
*Plankton would have stolen the Krabby Patty formula after he just got taller.
*On that note, why didn't just ''wish'' for the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]].
*While Patrick and SpongeBob are in the well, the money is gone until the bucket drops.
*The well isn't big enough for a digger truck.
*On that note, how did the well change to an underground mine? And how did the area expand for the truck to fit?
*This is the second time when Plankton got tall, from the first time its in [[Sleepy Time]].
*Squidward saying you have to be dead to have anything memorial is correct.
*This is the fourth episode where Mr. Krabs is an antagonist (but loosely).
*It is possible that the magic may be magic dust or sparkles.
*When Squidward fell into the well, the hole of magic disappears.
*Where did the ribs and potato salad come from? (The salad was seen offscreen).
*Why couldn't Mr. Krabs use the Bucket of the [[Well]] to get the money in the first place?
*It is possible that SpongeBob wished Mr. Krabs back when he wished to "Steamed and served with a side of melted butter".
*When Patrick and SpongeBob find the "Magic" Patrick claims it's the only thing he's ever done, However he did accomplish some things besides finding the Magic. Like when he accomplished going to [[Shell City]] to get King Neptune's crown to free Bikini Bottom from Plankton's evil Plan Z, or like when he accomplished The Dirty Bubble challenge. He did accomplish some things besides finding the "Magic".
*Patrick & SB probably thinks that Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause, because the word starts with "Clause" Get it "Clause-Tro-Phobia
*Why can't Squidward wish to be famous if he wants to beat [[Squilliam Fancyson]] and surprise Squilliam?
*In this episode, [[Squidward]] mentioned he was claustrophobic, but in the episode [[Truth or Square?]], he's just fine sitting in that air shaft.
*It's a little impossible for Squidward to have claustrophobia. For example, in [[SB-129]] when he gets locked in the freezer, he feels fine and thinks someone will eventually find him and get him out.
*Plankton appears in another episode his regular size. It is possible that the effects wore off and were never seen. If that is so, this is the first time that happens. he second time was [[The Inside Job]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well|Transcript for Wishing You Well]] 

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Wishing You Well (Episode)

2010-04-30T21:08:04Z

71.211.224.45: /* Trivia/Goofs */

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| Episode No.: || 72b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 28.7.2006
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 4
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|Previous Episode: || [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[New Leaf (Episode)|New Leaf]]
|}

'''"Wishing You Well"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].
==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick and The Wishing Well]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*Other Bikini Bottomites

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Wishing Well]]

===Songs===
*[[Down The Well]]
*[[Magic Is Missing]]

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs saw people throwing precious money away. Mr. Krabs ask them about it. Mr. Krabs then decided to make his own well which is “[[Wishing Well|The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well]]" and start to earn money with it. Mr. Krabs asked SpongeBob and Squidward to dig a hole and make a well. After they made the well, SpongeBob obtains a promotion in which he has to stay in the bottom of the well forever to collect coins that may fall into the well. Sandy was the first to use the wishing well, and she wished for a telescope. Mrs. Puff was the next to use it, and she wished for a new boatmobile. The next person was Plankton, and he wished to be taller. When Patrick comes to the well, SpongeBob hears him and tries to call him. This makes Patrick think the well is a magic, talking trash can, and says his wish is for SpongeBob to be here to see the magic trash can with him. When Patrick tries to throw his coin into the well he falls inside and sees SpongeBob was already there and he keeps the coin. After a few hours Mr. Krabs came along and ask SpongeBob how much he got that day. SpongeBob then asked Mr. Krabs if their wishes had come true yet. Mr. Krabs said if they dug deep enough all their wishes will come true. The two then attempt to find magic, thinking SpongeBob did not dig far enough before. When SpongeBob digs deeper, he finds a glowing crack on the ground and claims he found the magic. Squidward later comes to the well to tell them how good it feels that they are not able to annoy him. He ends up falling into the well because SpongeBob wished he could see the magic. Inside the well Squidward and Patrick started to fight and were revealed that Squidward was claustrophobic. Squidward was stuck with them all night long. The very next day when they are all out of the well, Squidward wished that he was very far away from there and he got hit by a bus and has gone off very far away. All of Bikini Bottom's wishes seemed to have come true. Mr. Krabs still does not believe in magic so he tries to prove it to SpongeBob that magic does not exist. He then wished up a risky wish, but then finds himself in big trouble. His wish was to be ''steamed and served with a side of melted butter''. The wish had come true, and Mr. Krabs then now believes in magic.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Squidward is claustrophobic. However, he had no difficulty staying inside a box in episode [[Idiot Box]] and he had no problem with staying inside the Club House in the episode [[Club SpongeBob]].
*The wishing well was just built, but there are moss already growing in it.
*When Squidward looks down the well while SpongeBob and Patrick are there, his sleeves are missing.
*This story is used by having car chases and aliens' legs.
*This episode made the 2nd Hot Spot on the Best Day Ever Marathon.
*Mr. Krabs and Patrick have never heard of a wishing well.
*SpongeBob explains that he got "a nickel from Sandy, two pennies from Mrs. Puff, and a penny from Plankton". However when he puts the coins in the bucket he only puts two of them in there. What happened to the other two?
*Besides, no one put a penny in the well.
*Patrick thinks that claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus.
*Plankton would have stolen the Krabby Patty formula after he just got taller.
*On that note, why didn't just ''wish'' for the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]].
*While Patrick and SpongeBob are in the well, the money is gone until the bucket drops.
*The well isn't big enough for a digger truck.
*On that note, how did the well change to an underground mine? And how did the area expand for the truck to fit?
*This is the second time when Plankton got tall, from the first time its in [[Sleepy Time]].
*Squidward saying you have to be dead to have anything memorial is correct.
*This is the fourth episode where Mr. Krabs is an antagonist (but loosely).
*It is possible that the magic may be magic dust or sparkles.
*When Squidward fell into the well, the hole of magic disappears.
*Where did the ribs and potato salad come from? (The salad was seen offscreen).
*Why couldn't Mr. Krabs use the Bucket of the [[Well]] to get the money in the first place?
*It is possible that SpongeBob wished Mr. Krabs back when he wished to "Steamed and served with a side of melted butter".
*When Patrick and SpongeBob find the "Magic" Patrick claims it's the only thing he's ever done, However he did accomplish some things besides finding the Magic. Like when he accomplished going to [[Shell City]] to get King Neptune's crown to free Bikini Bottom from Plankton's evil Plan Z, or like when he accomplished The Dirty Bubble challenge. He did accomplish some things besides finding the "Magic".
*Patrick & SB probably thinks that Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause, because the word starts with "Clause" Get it "Clause-Tro-Phobia
*Why can't Squidward wish to be famous if he wants to beat [[Squilliam Fancyson]] and surprise Squilliam?
*In this episode, [[Squidward]] mentioned he was claustrophobic, but in the episode [[Truth or Square?]], he's just fine sitting in that air shaft.
*It's a little impossible for Squidward to have claustrophobia. For example, in [[SB-129]] when he gets locked in the freezer, he feels fine and thinks someone will eventually find him and get him out.
*Plankton appears in another episode his regular size. It is possible that the effects wore off and were never seen. If that is so, this is the first time that happens. he second time was [[The Inside Job]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well|Transcript for Wishing You Well]] 

{{Season4}}

{{Slogan}}

[[de:Wünsch dir was! (Episode)]]
[[Category:Season 4]]
[[Category:Episode]]