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A Pal for Gary (Episode)

2010-01-10T20:41:19Z

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| Episode No.: || 131a
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| Airdate: || January 2, 2010
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| Season: || Season 7
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| Previous Episode: || [[Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (Episode)|Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful]]
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'''"A Pal for Gary"''' is an episode from [[Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Puffy Fluffy ]]
*Store owner
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Fred]] & his pet
*Mr. Krabs
*Timmy

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's house]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob thinks Gary is lonely while he's away at work all day, so he buys another pet... a flashy-colored nudibranch, which is a very dangerous pet. He calls it Puffy Fluffy. When Gary tries to play with it, it eats the play toy! That night, Puffy Fluffy almost eats Gary. So he runs up to Spongebob and shows him the bed, Puffy Fluffy is asleep! The Puffy Fluffy on the bed is a green ball. Gary goes downstairs and Puffy Fluffy is a monster rading the fridge! it sets Spongebob's house on fire. Gary puts it out and Spongebob wakes up and finds Puffy Fluffy about to eat Gary. It puts Gary down and tries to eat Spongebob! Gary saves the day and the monster runs off.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Doesn't Gary hate organic food?
*In this episode, Gary enjoys his alone time without SpongeBob, but in other ones, he gets miserable and eats the couch.
*Why is Spongebob mad at Gary when Gary saved his life?
*Gary's real name is revealed to be Gerald. (pronounced Gareald)

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: A Pal for Gary]]

{{Season7}}

{{Unaired Episodes}}

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[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

A Poem

2010-01-10T20:36:54Z

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[[de:Ein Gedicht]]
'''A Poem''' is the poem that [[Patrick]] flashbacks to reading in school. It is read during the episode [[Sing a Song of Patrick]]. <br>
After it was sung Patrick was hit by dodge balls "just because we were playing dodgeball!"
Technically, it's not a song, but it still counts.

==Lyrics==
A Poem
by [[Patrick Star]]
Roses are Blue.
Violets are Red.
I have to go to the bathroom
(swallows paper and burps loudly.)

[[Category:Song text]]
[[Category:Transcript]]

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Chum Caverns (Episode)

2010-01-04T23:46:13Z

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''This article is about the episode. For the place, click [[Chum Caverns (Place)|here]].''

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| Episode No.: || 125b
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| Airdate: || July 18, 2009
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| Season: || Season 7
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| Previous Episode: || [[Pineapple Fever (Episode)|Pineapple Fever]]
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'''"Chum Caverns"''' is an episode from [[Season 7]].

==Info==
===Time Cards Shown===

*15 Minutes Later

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Cave Dwellers]]

===Places===

*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Chum Caverns (Place)|Chum Caverns]]

==Plot==

Plankton and Karen find a cavern, and Plankton decides to lure The Krusty Krab's customers into it because the scenery is so beautiful. Plankton hears the Cave Dwellers and cracks his whip at them. He puts them to work. Soon, the Cavern is overloaded with Bikini Bottomites. Even SpongeBob and Patrick are there.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*A scene can be viewed at [http://www.SpongeBob.com SpongeBob.com]
*This was shown on the [[Deep Sea Danger Zone]] commercial but didn't air, the same goes for the crumbling Krusty Krab, which is shown on this episode, but never aired on the Deep Sea Danger Zone.
*A commercial for this episode was first shown on July 17, 2009, the first day of [[The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]]. It shows Plankton declaring the name of the cavern and cracking a whip. (a parody of Indiana Jones and his whip) Then, it shows a bunch of customers, and SpongeBob and Patrick talk about how great it is.
*This is the fourth time Mr. Krabs got a beard. The first time was in [[Clams]]. The second time was in [[Friend or Foe?]]. And the third time was in [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]].
*This aired on July 18, 2009. Afterward, the top ten episodes voted by fans were shown.
*This is the first time [[Plankton]] grows a beard.
*It is unknown how the restaurants and the crew got back to the surface.
*If you look closely at the end, Plankton is wearing the Krusty Krab hat. This is the first and only time that Plankton is an employee.
*Only episode so far where someone mentions club soda.
*It is unknown how the [[Cave Dwellers]] can survive underwater.It is possible they are also part of undersea life.
*Second time that someone take off a beard.

==Transcript==

[[Episode Transcript: Chum Caverns]]

{{Season7}}

{{Slogan}}

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2010-01-01T17:54:55Z

70.130.162.155: /* Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (Looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always though the was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' My pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, you will die!

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crownis a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi---ve...

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his triton at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2.)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

===Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing===

(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)

'''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)

'''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

'''Lloyd:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?

'''Patrick:''' Kids?!

'''SpongeBob:''' For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.

'''Both:''' Shell City?

'''Lloyd:'''Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

'''SpongeBob:''' That's right.

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)

'''Bully:''' Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey)

'''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?

'''Lloyd:''' Twelve.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!

'''Patrick:''' Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' They're dead.

===Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened===

(The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)

(Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)

'''Plankton:''' Step right up. Plenty for everybody.

'''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?

'''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.

'''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?

'''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.

'''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone!

'''Man:''' (happily) My helmet!

(Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)

'''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.

'''Karen:''' I never agreed.

'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.

'''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)

'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!

===Chapter 20: Meet Dennis===

(Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)

'''Dennis:''' (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish
laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)

===Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble===

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going)

'''Patrick:''' Going on.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.

'''Patrick:''' Yup.

'''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory.

'''Patrick:''' Are we there yet?

'''SpongeBob:''' We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)

'''Patrick:''' By car.

'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)

===Chapter 21.5: Level 4===

'''SpongeBob:''' The key.

'''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see the key in the car stealer's pocket)

'''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?

'''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it.

'''Thug:'''What are you looking at?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea.

'''Patrick:''' Sorry.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.

'''Patrick:''' Wait. I wanna do the distraction.

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.

(Patrick
then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough)
'''Thug in background'''You see me walkin back?!

'''Patrick:''' Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody comes closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.

'''Car Stealer:''' It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. SpongeBob makes up something else)

'''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)

(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction?

'''Patrick:''' Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!

'''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.

'''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was...

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)

'''Goofy Goober (On record):''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

'''Tough Guy #2:''' (coughs)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' It was you! You're the baby!

'''Tough Guy #2:''' No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder!

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't sing along, Patrick!

'''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!

(SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)

'''Double Headed Twins:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!

'''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?

'''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)

'''SpongeBob:''' Man, that was a close call.

'''Patrick:''' Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)

'''SpongeBob:''' The key!

(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)

===Chapter 22: Squidward Finds Out===

(Back in Bikini Bottom for the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)

'''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)

'''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?

'''Female Fish:''' (She looks around) Who said that?

'''Squidward:''' Down here.

'''Female Fish:''' (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.

'''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?

(At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)

'''Squidward:''' So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?

'''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet
with every purchase. Care for one?

'''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.

'''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?

'''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.
And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!

'''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)

'''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices.

'''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to
start to control their wearers)

'''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton.

'''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here?

'''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.

'''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him)

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him)

'''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? Who?!

===Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem===

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.

'''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. The road's getting kind of bumpy here.

'''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us
a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand)

Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!

SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand)

Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?

'''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!

'''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.

'''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)

'''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)

'''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)

===Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked===

(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)

'''All Thugs:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)

===Chapter 25: We're Just Kids===

(Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)

'''Old Woman:''' Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.

'''SpongeBob:''' Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the monster eats. Another monster eats that monster, and a monster about 4,000 feet long eats that one. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.

'''Patrick:''' Never mind the car, where's the road? Road, road, road, road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.

'''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...

'''Patrick:''' Hazardous.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hazardous...

'''Patrick:''' Monster-infested.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested... trench.

'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going home, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.

'''Patrick:''' We're not kids.

'''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!

'''Patrick:''' We do not worship him.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober on it) What do you call that?

'''Patrick:''' Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down)

'''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

'''Mindy:''' But you can't go home.

(SpongeBob and Patrick see that the voice belongs to Mindy)

'''Patrick:''' Mindy! (Struggles to put his shorts on)

'''SpongeBob:''' Mindy? How much did you hear?

'''Mindy:''' I heard enough.

'''Patrick:''' Did you see my underwear?

'''Mindy:''' No, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' Did you want to?

'''Mindy:''' Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.

'''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, the only ones left?

'''Mindy:''' Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say Planktopolis.

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing for Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary.

'''Gary:''' Meow Plankton.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?

'''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair)

'''Mindy:''' (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But we're just...

'''Mindy:''' Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)

'''SpongeBob:''' I believe.

'''Mindy:''' That's the spirit.

'''SpongeBob:''' I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)

===Chapter 26:Now That We're Men===

'''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? Guys? (No answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)

'''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?

'''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?

'''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!

'''Patrick:''' So do you!

'''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?

'''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!

'''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!

'''Mindy:''' And why?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!

'''Mindy:''' I never said that!

(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?

'''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?

'''Patrick:''' Bec... well...

'''SpongeBob:''' (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?

'''Patrick:''' We are invincible!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Burst into song, the whole time dodging monsters)
Now that we're men, we can do anything.
Now that we're men, we are invincible.
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs.
Now that we're men,

'''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,

'''Patrick:''' I change my underwear. (Does so)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. We've got the stuff.
We're tough enough to save the day. We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No!
But take
a look at what the mermaid did. Ha! Ha! Ha! (The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. Oh yeah.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, go, SpongeBob.

'''Monsters:''' Hooray!

'''Monsters:''' Now that they're men,
We can't bother them.
Now that they're men, they have become our friends.
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

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70.130.162.155: /* Chapter 22: Squidward Finds Out */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (Looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always though the was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' My pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, you will die!

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crownis a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi---ve...

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his triton at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2.)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

===Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing===

(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)

'''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)

'''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

'''Lloyd:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?

'''Patrick:''' Kids?!

'''SpongeBob:''' For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.

'''Both:''' Shell City?

'''Lloyd:'''Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

'''SpongeBob:''' That's right.

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)

'''Bully:''' Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey)

'''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?

'''Lloyd:''' Twelve.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!

'''Patrick:''' Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' They're dead.

===Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened===

(The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)

(Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)

'''Plankton:''' Step right up. Plenty for everybody.

'''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?

'''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.

'''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?

'''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.

'''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone!

'''Man:''' (happily) My helmet!

(Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)

'''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.

'''Karen:''' I never agreed.

'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.

'''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)

'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!

===Chapter 20: Meet Dennis===

(Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)

'''Dennis:''' (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.

'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish
laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)

===Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble===

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going)

'''Patrick:''' Going on.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.

'''Patrick:''' Yup.

'''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory.

'''Patrick:''' Are we there yet?

'''SpongeBob:''' We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)

'''Patrick:''' By car.

'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)

===Chapter 21.5: Level 4===

'''SpongeBob:''' The key.

'''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see the key in the car stealer's pocket)

'''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?

'''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it.

'''Thug:'''What are you looking at?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea.

'''Patrick:''' Sorry.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.

'''Patrick:''' Wait. I wanna do the distraction.

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.

(Patrick
then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough)
'''Thug in background'''You see me walkin back?!

'''Patrick:''' Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody comes closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.

'''Car Stealer:''' It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. SpongeBob makes up something else)

'''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)

(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction?

'''Patrick:''' Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!

'''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.

'''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was...

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)

'''Goofy Goober (On record):''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

'''Tough Guy #2:''' (coughs)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' It was you! You're the baby!

'''Tough Guy #2:''' No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder!

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't sing along, Patrick!

'''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!

(SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)

'''Double Headed Twins:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!

'''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?

'''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)

'''SpongeBob:''' Man, that was a close call.

'''Patrick:''' Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)

'''SpongeBob:''' The key!

(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)

===Chapter 22: Squidward Finds Out===

(Back in Bikini Bottom for the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)

'''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)

'''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?

'''Female Fish:''' (She looks around) Who said that?

'''Squidward:''' Down here.

'''Female Fish:''' (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.

'''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?

(At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)

'''Squidward:''' So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?

'''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet
with every purchase. Care for one?

'''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.

'''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?

'''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.
And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!

'''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)

'''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices.

'''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to
start to control their wearers)

'''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton.

'''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here?

'''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.

'''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him)

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him)

'''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? Who?!

===Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem===

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.

'''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. The road's getting kind of bumpy here.

'''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us
a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand) Hey, look, free ice cream!

'''Patrick:''' Oh, boy! (Talks to self) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?

'''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!

'''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.

'''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)

'''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)

'''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)

===Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked===

(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)

'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)

'''All Thugs:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)

===Chapter 25: We're Just Kids===

(Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)

'''Old Woman:''' Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.

'''SpongeBob:''' Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the monster eats. Another monster eats that monster, and a monster about 4,000 feet long eats that one. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.

'''Patrick:''' Never mind the car, where's the road? Road, road, road, road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.

'''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...

'''Patrick:''' Hazardous.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hazardous...

'''Patrick:''' Monster-infested.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested... trench.

'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going home, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.

'''Patrick:''' We're not kids.

'''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!

'''Patrick:''' We do not worship him.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober on it) What do you call that?

'''Patrick:''' Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down)

'''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

'''Mindy:''' But you can't go home.

(SpongeBob and Patrick see that the voice belongs to Mindy)

'''Patrick:''' Mindy! (Struggles to put his shorts on)

'''SpongeBob:''' Mindy? How much did you hear?

'''Mindy:''' I heard enough.

'''Patrick:''' Did you see my underwear?

'''Mindy:''' No, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' Did you want to?

'''Mindy:''' Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.

'''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, the only ones left?

'''Mindy:''' Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say Planktopolis.

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing for Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary.

'''Gary:''' Meow Plankton.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?

'''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair)

'''Mindy:''' (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But we're just...

'''Mindy:''' Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)

'''SpongeBob:''' I believe.

'''Mindy:''' That's the spirit.

'''SpongeBob:''' I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)

===Chapter 26:Now That We're Men===

'''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? Guys? (No answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)

'''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?

'''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?

'''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!

'''Patrick:''' So do you!

'''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?

'''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!

'''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!

'''Mindy:''' And why?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!

'''Mindy:''' I never said that!

(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?

'''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?

'''Patrick:''' Bec... well...

'''SpongeBob:''' (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?

'''Patrick:''' We are invincible!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Burst into song, the whole time dodging monsters)
Now that we're men, we can do anything.
Now that we're men, we are invincible.
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs.
Now that we're men,

'''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,

'''Patrick:''' I change my underwear. (Does so)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. We've got the stuff.
We're tough enough to save the day. We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No!
But take
a look at what the mermaid did. Ha! Ha! Ha! (The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. Oh yeah.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, go, SpongeBob.

'''Monsters:''' Hooray!

'''Monsters:''' Now that they're men,
We can't bother them.
Now that they're men, they have become our friends.
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!

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Driven to Tears (Episode)

2009-12-21T19:40:14Z

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'''"Driven to Tears"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Time Cards Shown===
*One minute, thirty seven seconds later...
*One debt to society later...

===Characters=== [[Image:Patricks fuehrerschein.jpg|thumb|right|Patricks Drivers License]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force]]

===Places===
*[[Boating School]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Jail

==Plot== [[Image:Pals4ever.jpg|thumb|right|The Number Plate]]
[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] are going to [[Mrs. Puff]]'s Boating School. SpongeBob is once again going to take his driving test, but, despite encouragement from Patrick, he flunks miserably. Then Patrick decides to take the driving test, believing that Mrs. Puff was actually manipulating SpongeBob’s tests. He comes up to SpongeBob and says that he passed and got a driver's license. SpongeBob gets disappointed, and gets super mad when people start treating Patrick like a celebrity. He even gets his own hot rod, something which makes SpongeBob envious. SpongeBob gets angrier because Patrick's, boat's engine keeps him up at night, Patrick has to drive SpongeBob to work, and Patrick is talking all the time about driving. Mr. Krabs sets up a drive-thru window for Patrick, and even SpongeBob's own parents are talking more about Patrick than himself. However, when Patrick starts breaking some traffic laws, SpongeBob finally bursts and rips up Patrick's license, the police chase Patrick and SpongeBob. Patrick has done some time in the slammer for not having his driver's license. However, SpongeBob begs to go in his place, and his request was granted. When he gets out of jail, SpongeBob and Patrick realize what Patrick's position did to their friendship, and make up. SpongeBob makes a plate for Patrick's car, but Patrick threw it out because the needle was on E, for end he thought (Patrick ran out of gas in his car)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The only logical reason why in [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] 1,258,056 times but in this episode he only flunks 58 times because that Mrs. Puff mentioned that the past results record was blown by the explosion at the last time episode's ending and they had to start all over again.
*The police cars crash in a similar way as in [[Doing Time (Episode)|Doing Time]].
*SpongeBob's seatbelt goes through his arm.
*When the guards escort Patrick away, he says to SpongeBob, "Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him," a reference to the episode [[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
*This is the only [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]] appearance of Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants.
*Patrick changes color during the close-up near the end.
*Because SpongeBob flunked 58 times and 39 in Boating School, Boating School and Driven to Tears are in the same month and year.
*It takes 97 seconds for SpongeBob to flunk his test.
*First time we see SpongeBob steaming.
*This episode should take place before December 14, 2003 according to the expiration date of Patrick's driver's license.
*How does Spongebob rip Patrick's license if all licenses are plastic and not paper?
*[[Charlie]] was the judge at the courthouse.
*Patrick can't possibly get his license because he is a moron! And he can't be the one millionth person to pass the test because not that many people live in Bikini Bottom.
*On that note, if Patrick is driving horribly through town, how could he have got his license in the first place? How can Mrs. Puff pass Patrick?! ''its not that patrick doesn't know how to drive, its he has no regard for the law, he is able to drive fine.''
*In [[Slide Whistle Stooges]], Patrick is seen driving again. It is unknown if he renewed his liscense after SpongeBob ripped it into pieces.
*SpongeBob would eventually get his driving liscense if Patrick didn't eat those flash cards in the first place!!
*Spongebob's parents are jealous at Patrick because he has a license and their son doesn't. We can see them drive in [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] and [[No Free Rides]], making SpongeBob not having a license.
*In this episode the judge says "since there is no legal president," but in the episode "Doing Time" when spongebob is being chased by the police he says "the president must be in town."

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Driven to Tears]]

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Banned in Bikini Bottom (Episode)

2009-12-21T19:36:48Z

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'''"Banned In Bikini Bottom"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:MrsPriss.jpg|thumb|right|[[Miss Priss]] singing "I Love Krabby Patties"...]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Miss Priss]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Other Bikini Bottomites
*[[Gary]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Officers]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Secret Krusty Krab ([[SpongeBob's House]])

===Songs===
*[[I Love Krabby Patties]]

==Plot==
The "Once upon a time" screen comes up when the episode starts at the [[Krusty Krab]]. SpongeBob is driving Squidward crazy with his singing, and Mr. Krabs is having a typical time out of their way. Then, a bus comes up to the building and a group of women emerge. They meet Mr. Krabs outside the building and ignore him. Once inside, they are teased by Squidward, and Mr. Krabs tries to put an end to it. Eventually, Miss Priss, leader of the group, expresses her offensive feelings to them and the Krusty Krab for being fun, then after SpongeBob sings the same song again while making the situation worse, threatens to ban Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious. After hearing that, Mr. Krabs gets angry and, according to Squidward later on, calls and threatens her. The result is the building being closed. The three characters are outside, while she and her police sheriff officer husband Al prepare for dinner tonight. After feeling the shaking that's been blocking the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs goes crazy by running away while sobbing like mad.

SpongeBob then suggests making a secret Krusty Krab, which Mr. Krabs somehow hears and runs back to do. It is done in SpongeBob's house, where Patrick asks the Bikini Bottomites for a password. Everything is going smoothly, when Plankton hears about the Krusty Krab's closing and heads off to celebrate. He finds the Secret Krusty Krab, overhears the conversation Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob have on the fact that their doing of this idea is breaking the law, and then calls the police department. In the next scene, the police (and Miss Priss) burst into the building; knock out the Krabby Patties, and put SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward in handcuffs. Before they're carted off to jail, Miss Priss notices her husband Al eating a Krabby Patty. She tries to run to him to knock the Krabby Patty out of his hands, but trips on her untied shoes. The impact of the fall causes Al to drop the [[Krabby Patty]] into Miss Priss' mouth. She eats and gulps it, then sings the same song, (with SpongeBob joining in), that SpongeBob sung in the episodes' start. After the song ends, she tells of how much she changed from the food. Finally, she tells the three "jailbirds" that they would not go to jail and Krabby Patties will be allowed again. (Al tries to comfort her after that small tiff, but gets a "Don’t push it, Al" from Miss Priss.) Plankton, which hidden in a Krabby Patty, is angry over how close he came to finishing Mr. Krabs off. Soon, Miss Priss grabs that patty and eats it. at the same time it enters her mouth, a "The End" screen comes up while Plankton is heard screaming.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is during 100th episode and the first three-digits of SpongeBob SquarePants.
*Many Americans in real nonfiction actually do get bankrupt like Mr. Krabs and go ruined.
*The main antagonists are Miss Priss and Plankton.
*During the moment when the officers are getting rid of the patties, Plankton could have escaped and obtain the formula.
*Factual Errors: The Krusty Krab cannot be closed down by almost every police agency. Only the IRS(Inter-Revenue Service) can close businesses down because the conflict is based on money.
*This episode was aired on the first day as part of [[Nick's Nonstop Five at Five]].
*When Mr. Krabs opened a secret restaurant, it is too obvious for Miss Grissle Priss to find they opened a secret restaurant.
*When SpongeBob gets scared by Miss Priss's whistle, the sauce from the Krabby Patties didn't come out.
*Mr. Krabs names his cash register Betsy, that is also his mom's name.
*On the info for the episode on Nickelodeon, Miss Priss is the character's name. However, she clearly says her name is Miss Grissle Puss.
* The Ban on Krabby Patties resembles The Prohibition of The 1920's, when it was illegal to buy, sell, or drink liquor. It was made by Puritan women who believed that drinking was a sin.
* When Mr. Krabs welcomes Miss Priss, the details and his belt are gone.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Banned in Bikini Bottom]]

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What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-12-21T19:33:46Z

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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]
*[[Eat]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Treedome]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob frantically tumbles out of bed excited about his day, but much to his friendship mishap, he ends up being nothing but a "clumsy pest" called "Idiot Boy". So he decides to pack up and leave Bikini Bottom forever, believing that everyone dislikes him. As he walks away, he takes a nasty fall off a cliff and bonks himself in the head so hard that he loses his memory.

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding to rename himself is CheeseHead BrownPants. He tries to get a job, but fails to do so because the townspeople dislike his bubble-blowing. He then gets confronted by an angry group of gangsters called "The Bubble Popping Boys". They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob traps them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

Meanwhile, Everyone in Bikini Bottom notices SpongeBob's absence. Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs
feel bad for hurting SpongeBob's feelings and set off their quest for him. Squidward is very glad to be rid of SpongeBob but reluctantly tags along with them after Mr. Krabs offers him a nice egg as a gift for finding him.

After they finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, bringing the return of SpongeBob's memory. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Finding this a disappointment, Squidward puts his brain in the garbage can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as the leader of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*If Spongebob had been gone for about a year, why did it take Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and Mr. Krabs so long to realize he was gone? The only logical excuse is that Gary ate the year's supply of snail food quickly after it was left for him (which is a possibility, given that his inside was huge when Sandy and Patrick found him).
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" could be a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.
*In the German Version [[CheeseHead BrownPants]] is "CheeseFace BrownPants".
*There is a book based on this Episode called "[[My Name is CheeseHead]]".
*In the German Version, ''Idiot Boy'' is ''Schwachschwammkopf'', which means, ''Idiot SpongeHead''.
*In the Polish Version, the name of episode is "'''JakiBob? Jakieporty?'''" which means "'''WhatBob? WhatPants?'''"

==Reception==

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

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What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-12-21T19:32:36Z

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| Episode No.: || 98
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| Airdate: || 13.10.2008
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| Season: || Season 5
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| Previous Episode: || [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]
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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]
*[[Eat]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Treedome]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob frantically tumbles out of bed excited about his day, but much to his friendship mishap, he ends up being nothing but a "clumsy pest" called "Idiot Boy". So he decides to pack up and leave Bikini Bottom forever, believing that everyone dislikes him. As he walks away, he takes a nasty fall off a cliff and bonks himself in the head so hard that he loses his memory.

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding to rename himself is CheeseHead BrownPants. He tries to get a job, but fails to do so because the townspeople dislike his bubble-blowing. He then gets confronted by an angry group of gangsters called "The Bubble Popping Boys". They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob traps them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

Meanwhile, Everyone in Bikini Bottom notices SpongeBob's absence. Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs
feel bad for hurting SpongeBob's feelings and set off their quest for him. Squidward is very glad to be rid of SpongeBob but reluctantly tags along with them after Mr. Krabs offers him a nice egg as a gift for finding him.

After they finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, bringing the return of SpongeBob's memory. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Finding this a disappointment, Squidward puts his brain in the garbage can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as the leader of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*If Spongebob had been gone for about a year, why did it take Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and Mr. Krabs so long to realize he was gone? The only logical excuse is that Gary ate the year's supply of snail food quickly after it was left for him (which is a possibility, given that his inside was huge when Sandy and Patrick found him).
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" could be a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.
*In the German Version [[CheeseHead BrownPants]] is "CheeseFace BrownPants".
*There is a book based on this Episode called "[[My Name is CheeseHead]]".
*In the German Version, ''Idiot Boy'' is ''Schwachschwammkopf'', which means, ''Idiot SpongeHead''.
*In the Polish Version, the name of episode is "'''JakiBob? Jakieporty?'''" which means "'''WhatBob? WhatPants?'''"
*It this episode, Gay had a butt.In others he didn,t.

==Reception==

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

{{Season5}}
{{Specials}}
{{Slogan}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht (Episode)]]