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Dead Eye Plankton

2015-03-10T23:02:10Z

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[[Image:Dead Eye Plankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Ha,Ha,Ha I love this town, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha!"]]
'''Dead Eye Plankton''' (June 1836-November 1901) was a villain in 1886 who was from the East. So far, his only mention appearance was in the episode [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]. He is one of [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]'s Ancestors. Dead Eye Plankton was arrested and thrown in jail after he was defeated by SpongeBob's great cowboy ancestor, [[SpongeBuck SquarePants]] at high noon by stepping on him. There was a song named after him called "[[Dead Eye]]". A difference between Dead Eye and Plankton is that Dead Eye was more successful.

He possibly died of natural causes in 1899, due to the fact that he was stepped on so many times by many people since his defeat at the hands of SpongeBuck. However, it is still unclear as to how he really died.

===Looks===
Dead Eye Plankton looks like [[Plankton]]. He has a whip, to whip everyone and had some villaionus cowboy clothes, and a stovepipe top hat, and even though he was so small, everyone was still scared of him.

==Things He Did==
*He robbed this town! ([[Dead Eye Gulch]]!)
*He pulled my pants down! ([[Pecos Patrick]])
*He made all the pretty girls cry! ([[Mrs. Puff]])
*He wants [[Mr. Krabs]]' saloon, and the I.O.U is due tomorrow noon!
*He whips people.

==Quotes==
*"That's me! Dead Eye Plankton!"
*"Well, what're y'all lookin' at?!"
*"What are you hayseeds lookin' at? Go on! Get outta here!"
*"I swallowed a bug! I hate that! Ooh, it totally ruins an evil laugh."

{{Plankton Family}}
{{Villains}}
{{PestWest}}
[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:Old West Characters]]

Reef Blower (Episode)

2015-03-10T22:46:31Z

70.116.37.113:

{{EpInfo|Reef Blower|Reef Blower.jpg|1b|1/1998|May 1, 1999|Help Wanted|Tea at the Treedome}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
|}

'''Reef Blower''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Harry]] (seen driving a boatmobile] (Debut) (Cameo)
*[[Fred]] (Debut) (Cameo)
*(seen driving a boatmobile with a double of himself in the passenger's seat)

===Places===
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
*Downtown [[Bikini Bottom]] (Cameo) (Debut)

==Plot==
Squidward walks outside and sees a shell on his lawn. He believes that it ruins the appearance of his lawn, so he kicks it onto SpongeBob's lawn. Suddenly, SpongeBob pops out of his window and sees the shell. Trying to clean his lawn, SpongeBob takes his "reef blower" (an underwater version of a leaf blower) and starts to blow away the tiny shell. But the only thing he blows is a large column of sand landing onto Squidward. To fix this problem, SpongeBob blows the sand off, which irritates Squidward's eyes. SpongeBob peers over at his sidewalk and sees a pile of sand. He then sucks the pile of sand into the reef blower, which malfunctions. The sand and a few mechanical gears blow out. So SpongeBob unzips the reef blower and puts them in himself. When the reef blower refuses to start, SpongeBob pulls the cord to an extreme distance and it finally starts. However, it sucks in all of the water. The reef blower then explodes, leaving piles of sand all over Squidward's lawn, while SpongeBob's lawn is perfectly clean. Satisfied, SpongeBob goes back inside, while the shell lands on Squidward's nose.

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[Image:Reefblower.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob with a [[Reef Blower (Machine)|reef blower]].]]
*When shown on TV this episode and ''[[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]]'' are literally stuck together. The title card for this episode pops up as soon as Help Wanted finishes with no commercials in-between. This format is also used several times in Season 5.
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] is shown in this episode to turn purple over water. In other episodes he stays the same.
*This is the shortest episode to date, with a length of 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
*When the reef blower blows up, the crash SFX used is the one often used on The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss.
*Although this is the only episode that is silent, SpongeBob says '' "You",'' although he only mouthes it. The word is seen as a subtitle.
*This is the first episode where SpongeBob's garage is seen.
*This is the first time a reef blower is seen. It also appears in [[Squidville (Episode)|Squidville]] and [[Born To Be Wild (Episode)|Born to Be Wild]].
*The episode was orginally going to have dialogue, but the recording equipment broke and the episode was rewritten to be silent.
*This is the only episode to have no title card music. Instead it uses the sound of seagulls crying and waves crashing.
*This is the only episode with no dialogue.
*In this episode, Squidward is seen to have a flowerpot beside his door, an outdoor table and chair, and a hammock. They are never seen again.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Reef Blower|Transcript for Reef Blower]]

==Gallery==
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Help Wanted (Episode)

2015-03-10T22:43:08Z

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{{EpInfo|Help Wanted|Help Wanted.jpg|1a|1/1997|May 1, 1999|N/A|Reef Blower}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|}

'''Help Wanted''' is the opening and debut episode of [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] (Debut)
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (Debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (Debut)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] (Debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (Debut)
*[[Anchovy|Anchovies]] (Debut)

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]] (Debut)
*Outside [[Squidward's House]] (Debut)
*Outside [[Patrick's House]] (Debut)
*[[Krusty Krab]] (Debut)
*[[Barg'n Mart]] (Debut)

==Plot==
SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock rings, waking him up in the morning. He tells his pet, Gary the Snail that he must be in good shape because this particular day is important. He jumps off of his diving board and lands in his pants. He goes to his exercise room and lifts a bar-weight (which is actually two stuffed animals). Afterwards, SpongeBob exclaims that he is ready.
He runs outside and down the street to the Krusty Krab, repeatedly saying, "I'm ready" while his neighbor and best friend, Patrick Star, cheers him on. SpongeBob sees the 'Help Wanted' sign on the Krusty Krab window. He then declares that he is ready to obtain the job, which he has been dreaming of for years; however, he loses his confidence. Patrick convinces him to apply for the job, and so SpongeBob does, thereby declaring he is ready three more times. Squidward Tentacles, the head cashier, is cleaning the window (above his head the word 'loser' is written on the glass pane). Squidward sees that SpongeBob wants the job, and so he tells restaurant-owner Eugene H. Krabs that SpongeBob does not qualify for the job. SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab and asks for the job. To get rid of him, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that he can join the 'Krusty Crew' if he passes a "test"--which is to obtain a 'Hydrodynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and a Turbo-Drive'.
As soon as SpongeBob leaves, six buses drop off a large crowd of hungry anchovies. They barge into the Krusty Krab, demanding [[krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. Attempting to keep things in order, Squidward complains about their behavior and then requests that there be a single-file line in front of the cash register. But the anchovies vehemently protest, forming a riot of angry anchovies set to resemble a stormy sea. This forces Squidward and Mr. Krabs to climb up the 'mast'. Suddenly, SpongeBob arrives, flying by with his 'Hydrodynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and a Turbo-Drive'. Mr. Krabs is flabbergasted at the fact that SpongeBob actually passed the "test". SpongeBob flies into the kitchen and satisfies the needs of the angry anchovies by making a huge amount of Krabby Patties.
When the last anchovy gets its Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs is delighted. He hires SpongeBob by welcoming him to the Krusty Crew and giving him a name tag. At the end, Patrick walks in and asks for a Krabby Patty, which causes SpongeBob to race into the kitchen and make a huge stream of Krabby Patties, which then hits Patrick and sends him flying out of the restaurant & Squidward begins yelling to Mr. Krabs, saying, "Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee.".

==Animation style==
This episode is the first, so it has many differences to the rest of the series. However, the original version of the episode had many other minor differences corrected later. For example, this episode (along with Pickles, Employee of the Month, and One Krab's Trash) is the only episode where SpongeBob's bed is on the right. Differences in voices are another example. SpongeBob's voice is slightly lower and Patrick's is deeper. Designs and colors are also different. For example, SpongeBob has fewer holes than in newer episodes and brighter yellow skin, Mr. Krabs' eyelids are pinkish red opposed to red, Mr. Krabs' left (right from our perspective) eye winks while he laughs, Squidward's complexion is brighter, his laugh is different, and the comedic "splat" sound is different. Gary's eye pupils and irises are smaller with a different tone of voice in the "meow" (although [[Tom Kenny]] claims to use a new "meow" for each episode where Gary is shown meowing). Squidward also appears to have rows of sticks behind his house. Differences in SpongeBob's house are also present in this episode, but not in others, such as there is only one window in the front. Also, SpongeBob's alarm clock has the same ship horn sound but echoes. The changes were made when the series officially aired.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In the "written by" section of the opening credits, [[Stephen Hillenburg]] is incorrectly spelled as Stephen Hilleburg.
*[[Guest Stars|Tiny Tim]]'s "''[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight (Song)|Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]''" is featured in the episode.
*During "[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight (Song)|Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]", Tiny Tim sings ''"Just take it from me, I'm just free as any daughter"'', but the captions read, ''"Just take from me, I'm just free as any brother"''.
*The animation was not as high quality unlike the following episodes, as the rapid movements made by SpongeBob. When he was bouncing off the walls, roof, and floor of the Krusty Krab it just showed a yellow square. When the anchovies were jumping up and down they were just blue and brown (mostly blue) finger-shaped ovals.
*Initially, the debut episode was not included on the SpongeBob season 1 DVD set, presumably because of music licensing issues involving the aforementioned song. However, the episode has since been made available on the DVD release of the third season as a bonus feature,and on the [[10 Happiest Moments (DVD)|10 Happiest Moments]] DVD as a bonus episode.
*Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and SpongeBob all have a different tone in skin color than in other episodes.
*Mr. Krabs' eyelids are pink in this episode. In every other episode, they are red.
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] couldn't have cooked the [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] because [[Mr. Krabs]] hasn't given him the formula yet.
*In this episode, Gary's eye pupils are red dots, but in further episodes they are black dots in red dots.
*It's unknown how SpongeBob got into the Krusty Krab when the door was blocked by anchovies.
*This is the first episode to use traditional cel animation
*A Gastropod first meaw because they are equivalent to cats, rays have not shown yet.
*[[Guest Stars|Tiny Tim]] died about 3 years before this episode premiered. He died on November 30, 1996.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Help Wanted|Transcript for Help Wanted]]

==Gallery==
<gallery widths="170px">
Image:HP-1.jpg
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Image:HP-4.jpg
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Image:HP-7.jpg
</gallery>

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[[Category:Season 1]]
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Help Wanted (Episode)

2015-03-10T22:42:43Z

70.116.37.113:

{{EpInfo|Help Wanted|Help Wanted.jpg|1a|1/1997|May 1, 1999|N/A|Reef Blower}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|}

'''Help Wanted''' is the opening and debut episode of [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] (Debut)
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (Debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (Debut)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]](Debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (Debut)
*[[Anchovy|Anchovies]] (Debut)

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]] (Debut)
*Outside [[Squidward's House]] (Debut)
*Outside [[Patrick's House]] (Debut)
*[[Krusty Krab]] (Debut)
*[[Barg'n Mart]] (Debut)

==Plot==
SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock rings, waking him up in the morning. He tells his pet, Gary the Snail that he must be in good shape because this particular day is important. He jumps off of his diving board and lands in his pants. He goes to his exercise room and lifts a bar-weight (which is actually two stuffed animals). Afterwards, SpongeBob exclaims that he is ready.
He runs outside and down the street to the Krusty Krab, repeatedly saying, "I'm ready" while his neighbor and best friend, Patrick Star, cheers him on. SpongeBob sees the 'Help Wanted' sign on the Krusty Krab window. He then declares that he is ready to obtain the job, which he has been dreaming of for years; however, he loses his confidence. Patrick convinces him to apply for the job, and so SpongeBob does, thereby declaring he is ready three more times. Squidward Tentacles, the head cashier, is cleaning the window (above his head the word 'loser' is written on the glass pane). Squidward sees that SpongeBob wants the job, and so he tells restaurant-owner Eugene H. Krabs that SpongeBob does not qualify for the job. SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab and asks for the job. To get rid of him, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that he can join the 'Krusty Crew' if he passes a "test"--which is to obtain a 'Hydrodynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and a Turbo-Drive'.
As soon as SpongeBob leaves, six buses drop off a large crowd of hungry anchovies. They barge into the Krusty Krab, demanding [[krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. Attempting to keep things in order, Squidward complains about their behavior and then requests that there be a single-file line in front of the cash register. But the anchovies vehemently protest, forming a riot of angry anchovies set to resemble a stormy sea. This forces Squidward and Mr. Krabs to climb up the 'mast'. Suddenly, SpongeBob arrives, flying by with his 'Hydrodynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and a Turbo-Drive'. Mr. Krabs is flabbergasted at the fact that SpongeBob actually passed the "test". SpongeBob flies into the kitchen and satisfies the needs of the angry anchovies by making a huge amount of Krabby Patties.
When the last anchovy gets its Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs is delighted. He hires SpongeBob by welcoming him to the Krusty Crew and giving him a name tag. At the end, Patrick walks in and asks for a Krabby Patty, which causes SpongeBob to race into the kitchen and make a huge stream of Krabby Patties, which then hits Patrick and sends him flying out of the restaurant & Squidward begins yelling to Mr. Krabs, saying, "Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee.".

==Animation style==
This episode is the first, so it has many differences to the rest of the series. However, the original version of the episode had many other minor differences corrected later. For example, this episode (along with Pickles, Employee of the Month, and One Krab's Trash) is the only episode where SpongeBob's bed is on the right. Differences in voices are another example. SpongeBob's voice is slightly lower and Patrick's is deeper. Designs and colors are also different. For example, SpongeBob has fewer holes than in newer episodes and brighter yellow skin, Mr. Krabs' eyelids are pinkish red opposed to red, Mr. Krabs' left (right from our perspective) eye winks while he laughs, Squidward's complexion is brighter, his laugh is different, and the comedic "splat" sound is different. Gary's eye pupils and irises are smaller with a different tone of voice in the "meow" (although [[Tom Kenny]] claims to use a new "meow" for each episode where Gary is shown meowing). Squidward also appears to have rows of sticks behind his house. Differences in SpongeBob's house are also present in this episode, but not in others, such as there is only one window in the front. Also, SpongeBob's alarm clock has the same ship horn sound but echoes. The changes were made when the series officially aired.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In the "written by" section of the opening credits, [[Stephen Hillenburg]] is incorrectly spelled as Stephen Hilleburg.
*[[Guest Stars|Tiny Tim]]'s "''[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight (Song)|Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]''" is featured in the episode.
*During "[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight (Song)|Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]", Tiny Tim sings ''"Just take it from me, I'm just free as any daughter"'', but the captions read, ''"Just take from me, I'm just free as any brother"''.
*The animation was not as high quality unlike the following episodes, as the rapid movements made by SpongeBob. When he was bouncing off the walls, roof, and floor of the Krusty Krab it just showed a yellow square. When the anchovies were jumping up and down they were just blue and brown (mostly blue) finger-shaped ovals.
*Initially, the debut episode was not included on the SpongeBob season 1 DVD set, presumably because of music licensing issues involving the aforementioned song. However, the episode has since been made available on the DVD release of the third season as a bonus feature,and on the [[10 Happiest Moments (DVD)|10 Happiest Moments]] DVD as a bonus episode.
*Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and SpongeBob all have a different tone in skin color than in other episodes.
*Mr. Krabs' eyelids are pink in this episode. In every other episode, they are red.
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] couldn't have cooked the [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] because [[Mr. Krabs]] hasn't given him the formula yet.
*In this episode, Gary's eye pupils are red dots, but in further episodes they are black dots in red dots.
*It's unknown how SpongeBob got into the Krusty Krab when the door was blocked by anchovies.
*This is the first episode to use traditional cel animation
*A Gastropod first meaw because they are equivalent to cats, rays have not shown yet.
*[[Guest Stars|Tiny Tim]] died about 3 years before this episode premiered. He died on November 30, 1996.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Help Wanted|Transcript for Help Wanted]]

==Gallery==
<gallery widths="170px">
Image:HP-1.jpg
Image:HP-2.jpg
Image:HP-3.jpg
Image:HP-4.jpg
Image:HP-5.jpg
Image:HP-6.jpg
Image:HP-7.jpg
</gallery>

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[[Category:Season 1]]
[[de:Aushilfe gesucht (Episode)]]

Help Wanted (Episode)

2015-03-10T22:40:58Z

70.116.37.113:

{{EpInfo|Help Wanted|Help Wanted.jpg|1a|1/1997|May 1, 1999|N/A|Reef Blower}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|}

'''Help Wanted''' is the opening and debut episode of [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] (Debut)
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (Debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (Debut)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]](Debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (Debut)
*[[Anchovy|Anchovies]] (Debut)

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Barg'n Mart]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock rings, waking him up in the morning. He tells his pet, Gary the Snail that he must be in good shape because this particular day is important. He jumps off of his diving board and lands in his pants. He goes to his exercise room and lifts a bar-weight (which is actually two stuffed animals). Afterwards, SpongeBob exclaims that he is ready.
He runs outside and down the street to the Krusty Krab, repeatedly saying, "I'm ready" while his neighbor and best friend, Patrick Star, cheers him on. SpongeBob sees the 'Help Wanted' sign on the Krusty Krab window. He then declares that he is ready to obtain the job, which he has been dreaming of for years; however, he loses his confidence. Patrick convinces him to apply for the job, and so SpongeBob does, thereby declaring he is ready three more times. Squidward Tentacles, the head cashier, is cleaning the window (above his head the word 'loser' is written on the glass pane). Squidward sees that SpongeBob wants the job, and so he tells restaurant-owner Eugene H. Krabs that SpongeBob does not qualify for the job. SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab and asks for the job. To get rid of him, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that he can join the 'Krusty Crew' if he passes a "test"--which is to obtain a 'Hydrodynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and a Turbo-Drive'.
As soon as SpongeBob leaves, six buses drop off a large crowd of hungry anchovies. They barge into the Krusty Krab, demanding [[krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. Attempting to keep things in order, Squidward complains about their behavior and then requests that there be a single-file line in front of the cash register. But the anchovies vehemently protest, forming a riot of angry anchovies set to resemble a stormy sea. This forces Squidward and Mr. Krabs to climb up the 'mast'. Suddenly, SpongeBob arrives, flying by with his 'Hydrodynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and a Turbo-Drive'. Mr. Krabs is flabbergasted at the fact that SpongeBob actually passed the "test". SpongeBob flies into the kitchen and satisfies the needs of the angry anchovies by making a huge amount of Krabby Patties.
When the last anchovy gets its Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs is delighted. He hires SpongeBob by welcoming him to the Krusty Crew and giving him a name tag. At the end, Patrick walks in and asks for a Krabby Patty, which causes SpongeBob to race into the kitchen and make a huge stream of Krabby Patties, which then hits Patrick and sends him flying out of the restaurant & Squidward begins yelling to Mr. Krabs, saying, "Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee.".

==Animation style==
This episode is the first, so it has many differences to the rest of the series. However, the original version of the episode had many other minor differences corrected later. For example, this episode (along with Pickles, Employee of the Month, and One Krab's Trash) is the only episode where SpongeBob's bed is on the right. Differences in voices are another example. SpongeBob's voice is slightly lower and Patrick's is deeper. Designs and colors are also different. For example, SpongeBob has fewer holes than in newer episodes and brighter yellow skin, Mr. Krabs' eyelids are pinkish red opposed to red, Mr. Krabs' left (right from our perspective) eye winks while he laughs, Squidward's complexion is brighter, his laugh is different, and the comedic "splat" sound is different. Gary's eye pupils and irises are smaller with a different tone of voice in the "meow" (although [[Tom Kenny]] claims to use a new "meow" for each episode where Gary is shown meowing). Squidward also appears to have rows of sticks behind his house. Differences in SpongeBob's house are also present in this episode, but not in others, such as there is only one window in the front. Also, SpongeBob's alarm clock has the same ship horn sound but echoes. The changes were made when the series officially aired.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In the "written by" section of the opening credits, [[Stephen Hillenburg]] is incorrectly spelled as Stephen Hilleburg.
*[[Guest Stars|Tiny Tim]]'s "''[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight (Song)|Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]''" is featured in the episode.
*During "[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight (Song)|Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]", Tiny Tim sings ''"Just take it from me, I'm just free as any daughter"'', but the captions read, ''"Just take from me, I'm just free as any brother"''.
*The animation was not as high quality unlike the following episodes, as the rapid movements made by SpongeBob. When he was bouncing off the walls, roof, and floor of the Krusty Krab it just showed a yellow square. When the anchovies were jumping up and down they were just blue and brown (mostly blue) finger-shaped ovals.
*Initially, the debut episode was not included on the SpongeBob season 1 DVD set, presumably because of music licensing issues involving the aforementioned song. However, the episode has since been made available on the DVD release of the third season as a bonus feature,and on the [[10 Happiest Moments (DVD)|10 Happiest Moments]] DVD as a bonus episode.
*Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and SpongeBob all have a different tone in skin color than in other episodes.
*Mr. Krabs' eyelids are pink in this episode. In every other episode, they are red.
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] couldn't have cooked the [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] because [[Mr. Krabs]] hasn't given him the formula yet.
*In this episode, Gary's eye pupils are red dots, but in further episodes they are black dots in red dots.
*It's unknown how SpongeBob got into the Krusty Krab when the door was blocked by anchovies.
*This is the first episode to use traditional cel animation
*A Gastropod first meaw because they are equivalent to cats, rays have not shown yet.
*[[Guest Stars|Tiny Tim]] died about 3 years before this episode premiered. He died on November 30, 1996.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Help Wanted|Transcript for Help Wanted]]

==Gallery==
<gallery widths="170px">
Image:HP-1.jpg
Image:HP-2.jpg
Image:HP-3.jpg
Image:HP-4.jpg
Image:HP-5.jpg
Image:HP-6.jpg
Image:HP-7.jpg
</gallery>

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[[Category:Season 1]]
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Flying Dutchman

2015-03-10T22:30:22Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | The Flying Dutchman
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: ||
* Former Pirate, now Ghost
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearance: ||
* [[Scaredy Pants]] (1999)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Latest Appearance: ||
* [[Seance Schmeance]] (2013)
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| Family: ||
* Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|Birthdate: ||
* 1600 or 1700s
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|Enemies: ||
* Squidward
* People who dress up like him and mock him
* SpongeBob and Patrick (occasionally)
* Lord Poltergeist
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|}

'''The Flying Dutchman''', voiced by [[Brian Doyle-Murray]], is a green pirate ghost named after the famous fictitious ghost ship of the same name, but in some episodes, he lives undergound. He also has a clearly distinctive Scottish accent. He lives in a giant ship that floats in the underwater "sky". As evidenced in the episode [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]], many people who worked in a clothing shop used his body as a window display after his death (though his demise was never explained how). Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. Whenever he appears, a thunderstorm suddenly occurs, it is always green. Squidward Tentacles once was mistaken to be the Flying Dutchman.

According to the episode: [[Your Shoe's Untied]], he last wore shoes 5,000 years ago. He has won the Fancy Knotting contest for the past 3,000 years and the knots he knows are: Pretzel Knot, Double Diamond Knot, Square Knot, The Constrictor, Gut Knot, Pillow Knot, Butterfly Knot, Monkey Chain, Monkey's Fist, The Monkey and the Loop Knot a.k.a. Poop Loop. In addition, he cannot eat without his dining sock as mentioned in the episode: [[Shanghaied]]. For some odd reason, he says "I'm the Flying Dutchman" while snoring. In the episode: Shanghaied the Flying Dutchman generates [[The Fly of Despair]].

The Flying Dutchman once lost his "scare," according to the episode: [[Ghost Host]]. He got so carried away, that he stopped scaring for months. He became a couch potato in SpongeBob's house until finally SpongeBob helped him be scary again. In the same episode, he was shown that he had some sort of wedding ring.

The Flying Dutchman escorts people to [[Davy Jones' Locker]]. This actually almost happened to [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. The Flying Dutchman has been mentioned in the episode: [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]] (only on the cover of a magazine), and appeared in the episodes: [[Scaredy Pants]], [[Arrgh!]], [[Your Shoe's Untied]], [[Shanghaied]], [[Born Again Krabs]], [[Ghost Host]], [[Money Talks]] and [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Big One]] (he encountered Mr. Krabs and said that he dated Aunt Sally in High School in that special). He made appearances in SpongeBob video games, his first appearance was in the video game, "[[Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]" as the main antagonist. And "[[Battle for Bikini Bottom]]" as a mini boss. It is shown in the game that The Flying Dutchman can shoot green fire from his nose, and is very sensitive with his tail. He appears again in the Episode: [[The Curse of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|The Curse of Bikini Bottom]]. SpongeBob and Patrick cut his beard off with [[Squidward's Lawn Mower]]. His girlfriend wanted to marry him, but he said he wasn't the marrying type.
===Skills===
*Can change his size
*Can fulfil wishes
*Can generate the fly of despair...seen in [[Shanghaied]]
*Can tie knots (unfortunately naccumulate)
*Can turn his head around 360 degrees
*Can shapeshift into any monsters.
*Can spew fire from his nostrils
*Can float through walls
*Can shoot lasers from his eyes
*Can create illusions
*Can turn Sponge's legs and arms into Tentacles
*Can turn sea creatures into fruits and ghosts
*Can breath fire
*Can tie many knots

==The Origin of the Flying Dutchman==
When the Flying Dutchman died, citizens used his body as a window display in a clothing shop. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] finds this in a comic book in the episode [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]] while SpongeBob and Patrick were cleaning Sqidward's closet, where [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] owns the comic book in the closet.

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Flying Dutchman

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* Former Pirate, now Ghost
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* [[Scaredy Pants]] (1999)
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* [[Seance Schmeance]] (2013)
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* Unknown
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|Birthdate: ||
* 1600 or 1700s
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|Enemies: ||
* Squidward
* People who dress up like him and mock him
* SpongeBob and Patrick (occasionally)
* Lord Poltergeist
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'''The Flying Dutchman''', voiced by [[Brian Doyle-Murray]], is a green pirate ghost named after the famous fictitious ghost ship of the same name, but in some episodes, he lives undergound. He also has a clearly distinctive Scottish accent. He lives in a giant ship that floats in the underwater "sky". As evidenced in the episode [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]], many people who worked in a clothing shop used his body as a window display after his death (though his demise was never explained how). Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. Whenever he appears, a thunderstorm suddenly occurs, it is always green. Squidward Tentacles once was mistaken to be the Flying Dutchman.

According to the episode: [[Your Shoe's Untied]], he last wore shoes 5,000 years ago. He has won the Fancy Knotting contest for the past 3,000 years and the knots he knows are: Pretzel Knot, Double Diamond Knot, Square Knot, The Constrictor, Gut Knot, Pillow Knot, Butterfly Knot, Monkey Chain, Monkey's Fist, The Monkey and the Loop Knot a.k.a. Poop Loop. In addition, he cannot eat without his dining sock as mentioned in the episode: [[Shanghaied]]. For some odd reason, he says "I'm the Flying Dutchman" while snoring. In the episode: Shanghaied the Flying Dutchman generates [[The Fly of Despair]].

The Flying Dutchman once lost his "scare," according to the episode: [[Ghost Host]]. He got so carried away, that he stopped scaring for months. He became a couch potato in SpongeBob's house until finally SpongeBob helped him be scary again. In the same episode, he was shown that he had some sort of wedding ring.

The Flying Dutchman escorts people to [[Davy Jones' Locker]]. This actually almost happened to [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. The Flying Dutchman has been mentioned in the episode: [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]] (only on the cover of a magazine), and appeared in the episodes: [[Scaredy Pants]], [[Arrgh!]], [[Your Shoe's Untied]], [[Shanghaied]], [[Born Again Krabs]], [[Ghost Host]], [[Money Talks]] and [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Big One]] (he encountered Mr. Krabs and said that he dated Aunt Sally in High School in that special). He made appearances in SpongeBob video games, his first appearance was in the video game, "[[Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]" as the main antagonist. And "[[Battle for Bikini Bottom]]" as a mini boss. It is shown in the game that The Flying Dutchman can shoot green fire from his nose, and is very sensitive with his tail. He appears again in the Episode: [[The Curse of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|The Curse of Bikini Bottom]]. SpongeBob and Patrick cut his beard off with [[Squidward's Lawn Mower]]. His girlfriend wanted to marry him, but he said he wasn't the marrying type.
===Skills===
*Can change his size
*Can fulfil wishes
*Can generate the fly of despair...seen in [[Shanghaied]]
*Can tie knots (unfortunately naccumulate)
*Can turn his head around 360 degrees
*Can shapeshift into any monsters.
*Can spew fire from his nostrils
*Can float through walls
*Can shoot lasers from his eyes
*Can create illusions
*Can turn Sponge's legs and arms into Tentacles
*Can turn sea creatures into fruits and ghosts
*Can breath fire
*Can tie many knots

==The Origin of the Flying Dutchman==
When the Flying Dutchman died, citizens used his body as a window display in a clothing shop. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] finds this in a comic book in the episode [[Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost]] while SpongeBob and Patrick were cleaning Sqidward's closet, where [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] owns the comic book in the closet.

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Episode Transcript: SpongeBob You’re Fired

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(The episode opens with SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty and cleaning the Krusty Krab. He is now finishing the Krabby Patty).

'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah-ha! June 15th! (shakes the jar and taste tests it) Fine month for pickles. (he puts the pickles on the Krabby Patty, puts the bun on, then opens the door) Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh man, do I love my job! (Mr. Krabs taps him on the head) Hey, Mr. Krabs! What's the good word?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired!

'''SpongeBob''': (chuckles) Oh, Mr. Kr- '''WHAT'''!?

'''Squidward''': Fired!?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you see, uh, I've been doing some calculating and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely.

'''SpongeBob''': B-bu-b-bu- How about if I work for free!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, (makes air quotes) it's illegal, and I'll lose my vendor's license, blah blah blah blah blah.

'''Customer''': Uh, excuse me (points to the Krabby Patty SpongeBob is holding), is that mine?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I don't know. Maybe. (sniffs, then drops the Krabby Patty on the floor) Take it.

'''Mr. Krabs''': You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel!

'''SpongeBob''': But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-

'''Squidward''': Hey, what about me, can I get fired, too?

'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.

'''Squidward''': Oh yeah.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an axe) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired!

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps, then wails) No, not that! Anything but that!

'''Mr. Krabs''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from SpongeBob's hand, but it doesn't let go)

'''SpongeBob''': (temporarily stops wailing) Here, I'll get that for you. (rips his arm off, then continues to cry)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need.

(SpongeBob wails loudly so much his tears flood the Krusty Krab)

'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.

'''Squidward''': (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts SpongeBob in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (this causes SpongeBob to cry even more). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees SpongeBob whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision! But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire)

'''Squidward''': I can smell the grease fires already.

(SpongeBob returns home)

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary, I'm home... forever. (sobs hysterically).

'''Gary''': [Walks up to the chair] Meow. Meow.

'''SpongeBob''': [takes his head up] Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore.

'''Gary''': Meow.

'''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinner time. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary.

Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves]

'''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula! [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts wailing again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts wailing in pain too. Stops when he hears distant sobbing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.] Patrick, what's wrong?

'''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying]

'''SpongeBob''': Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?

'''Patrick''': Okay! [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...

'''Patrick''': Free French fries?

'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...

'''Patrick''': Fried Frittatas?

'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...

'''Patrick''': Frothy frappe?

'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f...

'''Patrick''': I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "c", SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired.

'''Patrick''': Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best thing I know! [He grabs SpongeBob's side] I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle!

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay.

'''Patrick''': [pats him on the head] Great! See you then. [Exits by breaking through another wall and leaves a hole behind.]

[SpongeBob sighs. "The Next Morning" time card appears on the screen. Scene changes to show Patrick walking towards SpongeBob's house while humming.

'''Patrick''': [Knocks on the front door. Lock starts to turn and the door slowly opens] Oh! [SpongeBob exits house with "Best Day Ever" cup and a 5:00 shadow. His shirt is messy and his tie is loose.] Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "fun-employment"! [His eyebrows go up and down, to indicate, "Get it?"]

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, sure. [Slurps] Whatever.

'''Patrick''': That's the spirit! [Leads SpongeBob out of his house] Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. [Patrick is standing in his petunias and pointing at Squidward raking his garden] Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning? [Squidward starts growling angrily]

'''Squidward''': [angrily] How many times do I have to tell you... keep.. [Throws tomato] off... [Throws cucumber] my... [Throws another tomato]... PETUNIAS!?

'''Patrick''': [has two tomatoes and cucumber arranged to form eyes and nose. Takes tomato, salts it, eats it, takes cucumber with his tongue, and eats it.] I'll just save this for later. [Puts tomato in his pants] Now you try.

'''SpongeBob''': [still holding the "Best Day Ever" cup] Uh... [Stands in petunias as Patrick exits it while laughing.] Hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed! [Squidward slams a basket full of vegetables on SpongeBob and rips apart his hat. SpongeBob slurps.]

'''Patrick''': Hey, you're good at this! Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta! [He sticks himself to his rock.]

[SpongeBob takes the basket with vegetables off his head and uses Gary's slime to glue himself to the rock but it does not hold him long, so he falls off the rock.]

'''Gary''': Meow.

[SpongeBob is leaned on Patrick's rock and Patrick is still glued to it.]

'''SpongeBob''': [sighs deeply and then groans. sighs deeply and then groans. Tears a part of himself off, dips it into the coffee and eats it. The teared part grows back and then Patrick wakes up and walks over to SpongeBob.]

'''Patrick''': [yawns] Are you feelin' any better yet?

'''SpongeBob''': [slurps] Uh-uh.

'''Patrick''': Come on, SadPants! You know what always picks me up? [Picks SpongeBob up]

'''SpongeBob''': [spills coffee] Nope.

'''Patrick''': Free lunch with friends!

'''SpongeBob''': [lifts cup in the air] Yippee.

[The scene changes to show the exterior of Sandy's Treedome where a sign saying "Volunteers Wanted, All You Can Eat!" has been put up. The scene zooms in to show Sandy with a clipboard and a pen and three volunteers (a fish, Patrick, and SpongeBob) at a table with bowls of unknown, orange, substance in front of them, each has a letter in front of them, the fish has "A", Patrick has "B", and SpongeBob has "C". SpongeBob and Volunteer A are holing spoons, and Patrick is hold a fork.]

'''Sandy''': Okay, let's begin the experiment! [Volunteer A eats his sample and his head expands into the shape of a ball.] Mm-hmm. [Writes down some notes and walks to the Patrick] Okay, next.

'''Patrick''': Oh, boy, lunch! [Puts his head into his sample and eats and a tiny Patrick grows on his forehead]

'''Patrick's Forehead''': More! More! [Patrick gives him more]

'''Sandy''': Very interesting. [Writes something down again and walks to SpongeBob] Okay, next. [Notices that it is SpongeBob] SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you [Shows SpongeBob's face] and you look awful! What are you doin' with these here freeloaders?

'''SpongeBob''': I got fired. Now I'm fun-employed. [Shakes his spoon in the air] Whoo-hoo. [He takes a spoonful of his sample and is about to eat it, but Sandy stops him.]

'''Sandy''': Whoa, there! You do not want to eat that!

'''SpongeBob''': Why? What is it?

'''Sandy''': Heck if I know. [Whispering] this here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks will eat... if it's free! [She walks over to a barrel with the radioactive sign on it and smoke coming from it. She stirs it and scoops up the content with a ladle] Who's for seconds?

'''Both Patricks''': Me! [Sandy refills Patrick's bowl.]

'''Patrick''': [takes a spoonful and gives it to tiny Patrick] Here ya go, little buddy. [He chews it, swallows it and it falls onto Patrick's tongue. He swallows it.] Ahh. Mmm!

'''Sandy''': SpongeBob, you're a mess! You're falling apart! [SpongeBob's brain with his eyes falls out of his head. Sandy picks it up.] Come on now, SpongeBob. You need to pull yourself together. Get some structure in your life. [Puts brain and eyes back into SpongeBob's head] What you need is a new job!

'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Sandy. [Turns to Patrick] I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.

'''Patrick's Forehead''': Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried!

'''Patrick''': Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! [Punches tiny Patrick into face]

'''Patrick's Forehead''': Unh! [Groans]

'''Patrick''': Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Patrick! [Put finger in the air] It's time to rejoin the workforce. Gainful employment, here I come! [He grunts and his 5:00 shadow disappear and his clothes become neat. He also looses the gunk in his eyes and his holes become their normal shape.] Yah! I'm ready! Whoo-hoo! [He walks away. The scene changes to show him walking down the street.] ♪I'm ready, I'm ready for a new job, for a new job, I'm ready for a new job; I'm ready♪ [He enters a restaurant called the "Weenie Hut".]

[The scene changes to show the interior of "Weenie Hut"]

'''SpongeBob''': [He sees a man dressed in a weenie costume and talks to him.] Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products! I would love to work at your establishment!

'''Mr. Weiner''': [dressed as weenie] Well, you do look enthusiastic. [Shows SpongeBob looking enthusiastically] Hmm. All right, kid. [He holds SpongeBob's side.] Let's see what you got. [They walk into the kitchen. SpongeBob now has a hot dog-shaped hat on.] So this is the kitchen.

'''SpongeBob''': Hmm. [He goes to the grill and touches a button and it pops off and is hanging on a wire.] This grill is not in very good shape!

'''Mr. Weiner''': Oh, we don't use the grill. [Points to the roller] We cook everything on the roller. [Shows roller with hot dogs rolling on it. SpongeBob screams] Good luck, kid. [Walks outside]

'''SpongeBob''': [takes a hot dog off the roller and puts it in the bun] Hmm. There's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is... [Gets an idea] Aha! [Slices the hot dog into pieces]

[The scene changes to Mr. Weiner waiting outside of the kitchen]

'''Mr. Weiner''': [takes a golden box with three sausages out of his jacket, takes one out, closes the box, returns the box, smells the sausage, eats it and then burps. He turns to the kitchen door.] Hey! Where are those weenies? [SpongeBob slams him with the kitchen door while exiting with a plate of "weenie patties".]

'''SpongeBob''': Your weenies, sir! [presents the plate of "weenie patties" to Mr. Weiner]

'''Mr. Weiner''': What in the name of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?

'''SpongeBob''': They're weenie patties!
Mr. Weiner: What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! [Throws the plate away] You're fired! [Throws SpongeBob's hat away]

'''SpongeBob''': Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?

'''Mr. Weiner''': Mr. Who?

'''SpongeBob''': I mean, Mr. Wiener!

'''Mr. Weiner''': Just go! [SpongeBob leaves]

'''SpongeBob''': [outside] Well that was a setback. [Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"] Hello, Pizza Piehole!

[The Scene changes to show the inside of "Pizza Piehole" where a fish is dressed in a pizza costume]

'''Pizza Pete''': [throws pizza dough in the air and it ends up on the fan]

'''SpongeBob''': [from behind] Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man. [Approaches] You need a fry-cook? [Pizza dough falls on the fish]

'''Pizza Pete''': [removes part of dough blocking his view] Oh, boy, do I! Can you make pizza? [Hands him the dough]

'''SpongeBob''': [takes dough] Eh... probably. [Stretches dough, throws in into the air and starts spinning it on his pointer finger]

'''Pizza Pete''': Oh, that's amazing! [Shakes SpongeBob's hand] Congratulations, you're hired!

'''SpongeBob''': Cool. [Walks to the oven while still spinning the dough on his finger, put it on the kitchen board and then in the oven] Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but... Perhaps I'll find contentment.

'''Pizza Pete''': [wiping the table] Hey, buddy, how's the pizza coming?

'''SpongeBob''': Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.

'''Pizza Pete''': [laughs] No problem. [Bell dings] A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. [SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"] Huh? What have you done? [Shows Pizza Patty] You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty! It's an abomination!

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, of deliciousness!

'''Pizza Pete''': You're fired!

'''SpongeBob''': But who'll make the Krabby Patties?

'''Pizza Pete''': Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? [Holding SpongeBob's leg, he drops SpongeBob on the ground outside of the restaurant]

'''SpongeBob''': [gets up and cleans dirt off himself.] Like I need his dumb job, anyway. I hope his pepperoni falls off. [Enters "Taco Sombrero"] Hey, taco man, may I have a job, por favor?

'''Señor Taco''': [dressed in a taco costume] Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.

'''SpongeBob''': [enters kitchen "in" door, we hear some noises inside and he then exits through the kitchen "out" door with "Burrito Patty" in a bun] How about that?

'''Señor Taco''': [takes "Burrito Patty"] Interesting. It's some sort of "burrito patty". Hmm. [turns to customers] Who'd like to taste it?

'''Pilar''': I'll give it a go! [Takes Burrito Patty, tries to bite it and ends up squeezing its content to Frank and Billy]

'''Señor Taco''': You're fired!

'''SpongeBob''': [starts whimpering] But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs! [Wailing loudly while holding Señor Taco's feet]

'''Señor Taco''': Get to steppin'!

'''SpongeBob''': [He wails while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]

'''Noodleman''': [dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.] You're fired! [Kicks SpongeBob]

'''SpongeBob''': Aah! [Lands in dirt]

'''Noodleman''': [shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! [Throws it at SpongeBob]

'''SpongeBob''': [Noodle Patty splashes his face] Oh, I'll take it, all right! I'll take it to go!... home.

[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]

'''SpongeBob''': [sighs] For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. [Enters his house] Who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?

'''Gary''': [approaches] Meow.

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Gary, you must be starving! [Takes Gary to the kitchen] Don't worry gare-bear. [Goes towards the cabinet] I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. [Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there] Oh, no. [Turns to Gary] We're all out of Snailpo. [Walks away] We'll just have to make our own. [Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.] Perfect! [Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]

'''SpongeBob''': [glues the label that he made to the can, put the lid on it and hits the can with a mallet, so that the lid can settle. He presents it to Gary] One homemade can of Snailpo! [Uses can opener to open it, pours snail's food into Gary's food bowl and throws the can into trash on the other side of the room.]

'''Gary''': [eats satisfactorily] Meow.

'''SpongeBob''': [leans towards Gary] What's that, Gary? It's the best food you've ever had?

'''Gary''': Meow.

[Scene expands to show Patrick eating food from different food bowl and still having tiny Patrick on his forehead.]

'''Patrick''': [raises his head] Yeah, this is dee-licious! Does it have any side effects?

'''SpongeBob''': [stands up] Only satisfaction. [Sighs] If only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you two do. [Looks at tiny Patrick] I mean three [Someone knocks on the door. Goes towards the front door and opens it to see that nobody is there.] Hello. Hmm. That's odd. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door. [Two fish dressed in hot dog costumes puts him between two big buns. SpongeBob yells while being muffled.]

[The Hot Dog Minions takes him to "Weenie Hut" where Mr. Weiner handcuffs SpongeBob's right hand to pipe and SpongeBob's left hand to hot dog tongs]

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Weenie?

'''Mr. Weiner''': Congratulations, SpongeBob, you've been promoted!

'''SpongeBob''': But you just fired me.

'''Mr. Weiner''' : That's mustard under the bun, my boy! The important thing is my customers love your little sliders! [Shows "Weenie Patty"] Now get to work!

'''SpongeBob''': [rises handcuffed hand] I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?

'''Pizza Pete''' : [from the background] Psst! [shows him in the shadow] Hey, kid. You need help outta here? [Leans out of the shadow]

'''SpongeBob''' : Pizza Pete! Yes, please! That wiener has me chained to the grill, [Pizza Pete approaches him] and he really seems to be relishing it.

'''Pizza Pete''': I have something to free you. [Takes pizza sauce out]

'''SpongeBob''': Pizza sauce? [Pizza Pete puts the pizza sauce on both handcuffs] I'm free!

'''Pizza Pete''': Great! Now you can get to my grill. [Takes bread stick out]

'''SpongeBob''': What? [Pizza Pete ties his hands with the breadstick] Parmesan-crusted breadstick! [Pizza Pete takes him] Whoa!

'''Mr. Weiner''': [from the kitchen door] Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook?

[Cuts SpongeBob being carried by Pizza Pete and screaming]

'''Noodleman''': [takes SpongeBob with chopsticks and laughs while being on the roof] I'll take one fry-cook to go! [He jumps off the roof and laughs again after landing. Señor Taco opens the door next to him and sends him away]

'''SpongeBob''': [lands] Oh, thank you, Señor Taco! [Señor Taco grabs him with his suit] Oh, no! Not you too! [He screams while Señor Taco carries him]

'''Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner and Noodleman''': [Señor Taco runs into them] Get him! [They jump on Señor Taco]

[Fight starts and smoke covers the screen that soon disappears to show all four of them stretching SpongeBob by pulling each of his limbs]

'''SpongeBob''': Whoa!

'''Noodleman''': Let go!

'''Mr. Weiner''': He's mine!

'''Señor Taco''': I was here first!

'''Pizza Pete''': No, I was!

[Scene expands to show someone in a Krabby Patty costume on the roof.]

'''Krabby Patty Man''': Stop! Unhand that sponge! [Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]

'''Noodleman''': [drops SpongeBob] It's the Killer Patty! [Gets noodles squeezed out of his costume by Krabby Patty Man]

'''Mr. Weiner''': [Krabby Patty Man walks towards him and he drops SpongeBob before he gets to him] Here, take him! Just don't hurt me. [Whimpers with eyes closed. Opens eyes to see that Krabby Patty Man is gone and sighs. Starts humming while crossing the street and is hit by a bus] Aah!

[The scene changes to show SpongeBob waking up]

'''SpongeBob''': [opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me! [Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him] Well, here we go again.

[Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred, and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]

'''John''': Ugh! This place is terrible!

'''Blue Fred''': The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill.

[As they get inside Krabby Patty Man puts SpongeBob down. Krusty Krab is a mess and there is smoke coming through the order window]

'''Nat Peterson''': [holding burned Krabby Patty] How can you serve this slop? [Throws it on the floor] I'm never eating here again! [Leaves]

'''Mr. Krabs''': [holding spatula in his hand and exiting the kitchen with one burnt eyebrow.] Wait! Come back! [Drops spatula] That was me last customer! [SpongeBob and Krabby Patty Man approach] SpongeBob? [Takes SpongeBob and lifts him.] Squidward, you found him!

'''SpongeBob''': [gasps] Squidward?

'''Squidward''': [takes Krabby Patty costume off] I'm afraid so. [Kicks costume and leans hand towards SpongeBob] SpongeBob...

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': You know I hate you, right?

'''SpongeBob''': Yes. [Smiles and takes Squidward's "arm" tentacle] Yes, I do.

'''Squidward''': Well, I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more. [Gets on his knee and takes SpongeBob's hands] Please come back and be the fry cook again. [Lets SpongeBob hands go]

'''SpongeBob''': [turns to Mr. Krabs] Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, laddy! [Takes SpongeBob] I shoulda never let you go! The Krusty Krab has fallen apart without you! You're rehired, boy.

'''SpongeBob''': [turns to Squidward who is still on knees] All right! Now my life has purpose again! [Turns away] Let's get this place cleaned up! [Jumps on the beam where bucket and mop are prepared and his hat already tied to the rope. Does the victory screech, jumps of the beam and cleans everything while swinging; including giving Mr. Krabs brand new suit and Squidward a brand new pink dress and crown.]

'''Squidward''': Hmm. [examines dress] Not exactly my color.

'''SpongeBob''': [cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.] The Krusty Krab is back in business!

[The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Weiner.]

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal! And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet!

[Shows Old Man Jenkins holding a purse looking for a nickel for the pay toilet]

'''Old Man Jenkins''': [hopping] Oh, dear, where is that nickel? [Shows SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs laughing] Huh? Why are you laughing?

The Very First Christmas to Me (Song)

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[[de:Zum ersten mal Weihnachten]]

'''The Very first Christmas To Me''' is a song that is sung by [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and other people in the episode: [[Christmas Who?]].

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
SpongeBob and Patrick: Not your normal, average, every day.

Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Squidward: [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], why'd you do this to me?

The world feels like it's in loverly,
Go away before I harm you bodily!

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow (plenty of snow).
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? (the mistletoe)
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go,

People seem a little more brotherly (brotherly).
Here's a little something to you from me. (you from me)
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy.
Step outside; we've got something for you to see.
SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately,
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me...([[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] laughs)
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

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Teddy (Squidward’s Teddy Bear)

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! colspan="2" | '''Teddy'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Gender:''' || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' || Teddy Bear
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Color:''' || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Friends:''' ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''First Appearance''' || [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]]
|}

'''Teddy''' is [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s prized teddy bear which he won from the [[Skill Crane (machine)|Skill Crane]]. It is the first (and only) prize that Squidward wins from the skill crane. Squidward brags about it in front of [[Billy]] and [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]].

Squidward reveals his teddy bear's name at the near end of the episode, briefly calling it "Teddy". [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] also picked it up by accident at the end of the episode.

==Looks==
It is nearly similar to [[Beary]], SpongeBob's teddy bear, with a few minor differences. Squidward's teddy bear has less hair and it has small, black eyes.

{{Stuffed Animals}}
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Night Light (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|Night Light|82b.jpg|82b|5/2007|30 July 2007|The Original Fry Cook|Rise and Shine}}
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{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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![[Image:Night Light 15.png|Thumb|right|Patrick saying hi to Squidward]]
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'''"Night Light"''' is an episode of [[Season 5]].

==Plot==
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] reads a scary book before going to sleep, and develops a fear of the dark. He goes to work the next day, but his fear gets so intense that he screams whenever he blinks because he sees darkness. [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], worried for SpongeBob, sends him to buy a night light at the [[Barg'n Mart]]. SpongeBob buys more night lights than he needs to for all the dark places in his house. [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] wakes up and marches over to [[SpongeBob's house]], only to have SpongeBob convince him to be afraid of the dark. [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] pushes his rock into [[SpongeBob's house]] to sleep in the light, thus creating a massive dark hole in the wall. They buy more lights, which wake up [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. A light shaped like an M also alerts [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]]. There is no danger until [[The Moth]], which MM and BB have been trying to find for 57 years, comes by. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] traps it in a lighthouse that he and Patrick had pushed into his home. But then he flies away, carrying the lighthouse and [[SpongeBob's house]] away with it. When morning comes, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] runs to the sun for more light, but flees because he caught on fire.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*If SpongeBob could connect night lights on every foot of his wall, it would mean that his walls would have outlets everywhere, yet it is not shown in any other episodes.
*[[Pinky's Dance Studio]] is in this episode. It may be [[P!nk|Pink]]'s.
*This is the second episode to have nightmares. the first was [[Rated S for SpongeBob]].
*When [[SpongeBob]] was flickering his lights and screaming, how come [[Squidward]] didn't complain?
* [[Gary]] has a tail light plug in. However it isn't seen until [[SpongeBob]] plugs in all the night lights.
* The night lights seem to cost one dollar a light.
* [[SpongeBob]] can somehow afford all of the night lights but in [[Life of Crime]] his bank at the end of the rainbow is empty.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Mr.Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[The Moth]]
*[[Saleslady]]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Night Light|Transcript for Night Light]]

{{Season7}}
{{MM&BB}}

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[[Category:Season 7]]
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Conch Street

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[[Image:Conch Street.jpg|thumb|right|the street]]
'''Conch Street''' is the street that SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and Squidward Tentacles live on. In [[Slide Whistle Stooges (Episode)|Slide Whistle Stooges]], it is named '''Conch Drive'''. One episode that showed its name was [[Hall Monitor (Episode)|Hall Monitor]] and when their licences show. It intersects with '''Coral Avenue'''.

==Residences==
*[[Sandy's Treedome]] (126 Dome Avenue)
*[[Mrs. Puff's House]]
*[[Bikini Bottom High School]]
*[[Chum Bucket]] (130 Seaweed Parkway)
*[[Krusty Krab]] (129 Seaweed Parkway)
*[[SpongeBob's House]] (124 Conch Street)
*[[Squidward's House]] (122 Conch Street)
*[[Patrick's House]] (120 Conch Street)
*[[Shady Shoals]] (150 Pearl Street)
*[[Grandma SquarePants' House]]
*[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]] (134 Boat Lane)
*Bikini Bottom Community College
*and many more!

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]], at the end of the episode, [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] maybe came to [[Bikini Bottom]] by this street.
*It is the main street in Bikini Bottom, it is even maybe the main street in the county!
*Mr. Krabs lives in 3541 Anchor Way, His mother is in the street too.

{{Residences}}
[[Category:Place]]
[[de:Schneckenstraße]]

Miss Shell

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[[Image:KindergardenClass.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Shell's class]]
[[Image:MissShell-1.JPG|thumb|Miss Shell in [[Ghost Host]]]]
'''Miss Shell''' was [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s Kindergarten teacher. She is first seen in the episode: [[Party Pooper Pants]] where [[Fred]] sees his Kindergarten class picture and SpongeBob was the only sponge in Miss Shell's class. Two of her other students are [[Dennis]] and [[Fred]]. She was also seen in previous and other episodes after Party Pooper Pants as an old woman who is just a plain citizen. She made a second appearance in [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]. She also appeared on [[Wigstruck]], but with a different outfit. In [[Neptune's Spatula]], she said ''"Holy Smokes"'' in a deep voice and she has visible eyes and in [[Fools in April]], SpongeBob was showing her where to find the forks. In [[Ghost Host]], The [[Flying Dutchman]] tries to scare her. In some episodes such as [[The Bully]], she is also seen as SpongeBob's classmate in [[Boating School]]. In [[All that Glitters]], she smiled and stared at SpongeBob as he walks into the [[Krusty Krab]] naked.
She also appears in the game [[Operation Krabby Patty]] where she was yellow in colour.
===Looks===
Miss Shell is an old purple fish who wears a blue dress and has gray hair. In Party Pooper Pants Miss Shell is yellow with teal hair.

===Known Students She Had===
*[[Fred]]
*[[Dennis]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Taylor]]

==Appearances==
*[[Party Pooper Pants]]
*[[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
*[[Wigstruck]]
*[[Band Geeks]]
*[[Neptune's Spatula]]
*[[Fools in April]]
*[[Ghost Host]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
==Lines==
*"Excuse me, where's the forks?" ([[Fools in April]])
*"Holy Smokes!" ([[Neptune's Spatula]])
*"Oh, Penny!" ([[Selling Out]])

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Miss Shell also attended SpongeBob’s party but she looks a lot different.
*She thinks toothpaste is new.
*She is in Diner Dash 2 as a customer, but is called Yellowfin Croaker, not Miss Shell.

 
{{Minor characters}}

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Fred

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! colspan="2" |[[Image:Fredbio.jpg]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Fred Rechid
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Gender:''' || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' || Fish
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Color:''' || Brown-Green, sometimes blue
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Interests:''' || Eating at the [[Krusty Krab]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Occupations:''' ||
*Shady Shoals janitor
*Camera man
*Garbage man
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Family:'''' ||
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*Timmy Monroe
*[[Tommy]]
*[[Debbie]]
*Baby Rechid
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Catchphrase:''' || My leg!
|}

'''Fred Rechid''' is a cameo character seen in many episodes. His catchphrase is "My Leg!" which later becomes a phenomenon on the Internet and his friend's name is [[Tom]]. He usually wears brown pants with a black belt with a gold buckle and is a green skinned fish. In the episode [[Jellyfish Hunter (Episode)|Jellyfish Hunter]], Fred sings a song about the delicious "jelly patty" called "[[Hey All You People]]".

Fred is seen in quite a few episodes as a backup character or a person in the crowd who talks or is in an angry mob (seen in a few episodes). His name was revealed in the episode [[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype]]. He is voiced by [[Doug Lawrence]]. Fred first appeared in the episode [[Reef Blower (Episode)|Reef Blower]]. He is usually the most closest to Nancy in cameo-places where there's a lot of important fish. A running gag is that he gets injured many times and yells "My Leg!"

In the episode [[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]], he was blue colored. Fred also has many look-alikes in the episodes [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]], [[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]], and others. At the [[Kelp Shake]] restaurant, he was annoyed by Mr. Krab's fake sneezing and saliva spitting. It is revealed that in the episode [[Band Geeks (Episode)|Band Geeks]], he probably died or was seriously injured and Nancy was affected by this. He is also very eyeshot by [[King Neptune]]'s very hot baldness in the [[Krusty Krab 2]] in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].

In the episode [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]], it is revealed that he is a fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

In the episode [[Doing Time (Episode)|Doing Time]], he worked as a janitor at [[Shady Shoals]]. He doesn't seem to to notice the fruit punch that floods through the hallway he was cleaning in.

Fred may be a wealthy fish because he is one of [[Squilliam Fancyson]]'s friends, and he auctioned [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] for $1,000,000 for the Soda-Drinking Hat. Fred also appeared in the episode [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]] at [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s party.

Fred has also been to [[Bass Vegas]], as seen in the episode [[Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)|Have You Seen This Snail?]].

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Fred worked as a janitor at [[Shady Shoals]], the resting home of [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]].
*In the episode [[Bossy Boots]], when he drives past Squidward and asks him if he knows any places where he can get something to eat, Fred has an "elderly-sounding" voice even though he actually seems fairly young.
*In the episode [[No Nose Knows (Episode)|No Nose Knows]], he was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Dean Kovanda]].
*In the episode [[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]], it is revealed he does not know what a flipbook is (this could have just been a joke on the writer's part, however).
*In some episodes, usually in the newer episodes, he is blue.
*In the episode [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]], he is purple.
*In the episode [[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]], there are a bunch of Freds.
*In the episode [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]], it was revealed that Fred went to kindergarten with SpongeBob.
*Fred is known to be the person who screams out, "My Leg!" when he is hurt.
*Fred bought all of SpongeBob's belongings, including his house, in order for SpongeBob's purchase of Le Spatula, a replacement for [[Spat]] in the episode [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]].
*In the episode [[Something Smells (Episode)|Something Smells]], he yells "My Leg!" when the band get hit with the smell; hinting he might be in a band/parade.
*Many animations have "generic" character models, used to easily put unimportant characters into situations requiring more bodies. This may be the case with some of the miscolored Freds, although Fred is a partialy developed character as well.
*Fred works as the [[Camera Man]] for the [[Bikini Bottom News|Bikini Bottom News Station]].
*Fred was one of two flag twirlers in the episode [[Band Geeks]].He and the other flag twirler died when they span their flags so fast they were lifted off the ground and crashed into a blimp. However, he is later seen wrestling with Sandy Cheeks and blowing a trumpet fanfare with several others at the beginning of the "Sweet Victory" song sequence.
* In the episode [[No Nose Knows]] Fred speaks in a girly voice
*The scene from [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]] where Fred says "Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one.." before being thrown out by Mr. Krabs has received Internet popularity.

==Quotes==
*"Well I guess I won't be eating those" - [[No Nose Knows (Episode)|No Nose Knows]]
*"Who's [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]" - [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]]
*"My Leg" - Mostly every episode he's hurt
*"My Eyes" - [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]]
*"Rev up those fryers, cause i am sure hungry for one... help, HELP! MY LEG!" - [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]]
*"[[Tom]]" - [[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype]]
*"How about a mint"- [[Hooky (Episode)|Hooky]]

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:HappyFred.jpg|Blue Fred
Image:Fred und Tom.jpg|Fred and [[Tom]]
Image:Blue Fred.jpg|Fred as a garbage man
Image:Fred-Tom.jpg|Fred talking to Tom
Image:SpongeBob vs. Fred.jpg|Fred attacked by SpongeBob
Image:Fred-Ex-Girlfriend.jpg|Fred with [[Harold's Ex-Girlfriend]]
Image:Fred in Town.jpg|Fred
Image:Camera.jpg|Fred as the [[Camera Man]]
</gallery>

 

{{Minor characters}}

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[[de:Fred]]

Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum

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Episode Article: [[The Gift of Gum]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Robo 2.1]]
==Dialogue==

(Patrick's rock opens up and a giant ball of pink gum rises up from the ground and Patrick is holding it) 

'''Patrick''': Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. (giggling) 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! Happy Best Friend...whoa. 

'''Patrick''': This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I am truly honored and... (cries)

'''Patrick''': What's wrong, buddy? 

'''SpongeBob''': You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...that. (a robot comes out) 

'''Robo 2.1''': Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts. Would you care for a pastry? (shoots a pastry into Patrick's mouth) 

'''Patrick''': Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum. 

'''Patrick''': Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, SpongeBob. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on, Robo. 

'''Robo 2.1''': Coming, Master Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you? 

'''SpongeBob''': No, not at all. 

'''Patrick''': Thanks. Good-bye, Gummy. You be good to SpongeBob, you hear? (pokes his finger in the ball of gum and it squirts out water on Patrick) I love you, too, Gummy. (hugs it) Well, he's all yours. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. (struggles to push the giant ball of gum in his house. Breaks his arms in half in the process) Oh, you sure are a big boy, aren't you. Ooh. Hey, I know how to handle this. With a little karate. Hyah! (rolls the giant ball of gum into his pineapple. Crawls out using his legs) Ooh. Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make. With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. (sniffs and almost barfs) Get ahold of yourself, SpongeBob. It's not so bad. After all, it is a gift from Patrick. (a pair of underwear come out of the gum and crawls onto SpongeBob) 

'''Underwear''': You're not Patrick. (SpongeBob screams and runs into another room) 

'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. (cut to SpongeBob taking the ball of gum out of the garage and holds it up) Good-bye, stinkball. See ya never. (throws it on top of his garbage can) 

'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, whatcha doing? (Robo is carrying Patrick on a mattress) 

'''Robo 2.1''': It appears that he is throwing Gummy away. 

'''Patrick''': What? Is that true? 

'''SpongeBob''': No way, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': Well, how do you explain this? (points to Gummy on the garbage can) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. (puts the garbage can top on Gummy) Isn't this a cute look? 

'''Patrick''': Hmmm. Bold yet understated. Brilliant idea, SpongeBob. Keep up the good work. Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. (cut to SpongeBob digging a giant hole) 

'''SpongeBob''': (looks around) Okay, no sign of Patrick. Better make this fast. (drives a bulldozer) Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. (laughs then stops when he sees Patrick on the bulldozer) 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are you doing? I'm waiting. 

'''SpongeBob''': Uh... I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and... Allow me to demonstrate. (gets in hole) See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle. Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly. And I know just the place. (puts Gummy above SpongeBob’s door) Isn't he breathtaking? All right, SpongeBob, we got to go. I'm gonna learn how to use a fork. Right, Robo? 

'''Robo 2.1''': It will be my pleasure, master. 

'''Patrick''': By the way, your house looks a million times better. (the old sock falls from the giant ball of gum and onto SpongeBob’s nose) 

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (cut to later) Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? It's hideous. 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': Wishful thinking, Gary. What burglar would want to steal that thing? (Looks at him and then Gary and cycles until he goes into his closet and stuff comes out. He comes out dressed as a burglar.) Shhh. (Gary zips his mouth and his eyes. Cut to night where SpongeBob sneaks around his house, looking back and forth at Patrick's rock to make sure he is not awake. He struggles to get into the ball of gum but does. A fish digs his way to where he is) 

'''Fish''': Who are you? Where did you come from? 

'''SpongeBob''': Uh, up there. 

'''Fish''': Oh, thank Neptune. Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on! (manages to get out of the ball of gum) I'm free! I'm free! I'm sugar-free! (jumps off the gum as everyone else does the same) At last! (They all run off, soon to be reunited with their homes and families. SpongeBob gets out of the gum and tries pulling it off his house but gets launched back at the gum. Cut to the next day where Sandy is walking up to SpongeBob’s house) 

'''Sandy''': (steps in some gum) What in tarnation? (notices SpongeBob’s house covered in gum) Oh my gosh. SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (knocks on his door) SpongeBob, open up. 

'''SpongeBob''': Sandy. 

'''Sandy''': SpongeBob? (gasps) 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. (chuckles nervously then sighs) 

'''Sandy''': Oh my gosh. How long you've been stuck there, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': All day. 

'''Sandy''': Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down. 

'''SpongeBob''': No, wait, Sandy. The more you touch it, the angrier it gets. 

'''Sandy''': Oh, that's just crazy talk. Hyah! (karate chops it but gets stuck to it) 

'''SpongeBob''': Told ya. Save yourself, Sandy. Runaway before you end up like me! 

'''Sandy''': Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. (sees a truck driving down the street) I've got an idea. (takes the gum and lassos it onto a truck. The truck slows down but the driver puts the pedal to the metal but it's still not going anywhere) Hang on tight, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, all righty. 

'''Truck Driver''': Come on, Old Blue. Don't you talk back to me. Do as your told. Do it! Do it! Do it! Come on girl, do it. Come on! (truck splits in half. The front half flies away. The back half hits Sandy and sends her back into the pile of gum, making it explode everywhere)
 

'''Squidward''': What the...? Just let it go, Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved, Squidward. (Squidward's house attaches itself to SpongeBob’s and Squidward is sent out his window and onto the sticky gum) Of course. 

'''Sandy''': I'm okay. 

'''Patrick''': What's this? SpongeBob, what have you done? 

'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick, I can explain. 

'''Patrick''': It's-it's...it's amazing. It's like a gummy wonderland. Whee! Wow, I wish I were having this much fun. I knew you'd love it. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I have something to tell you. 

'''Robo 2.1''': Would you care for a massage, Master? 

'''Patrick''': Enough already. Sheesh. So, you were saying something, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Uh, well, how can I put this? 

'''Patrick''': Aw, just come right out and... (Robo blows a fan at Patrick) Will you stop? Just stop. (Robo stops) 

'''Squidward''': Get on with it, SpongeBob. 

'''Sandy''': Wrap it up. 

'''Patrick''': Squidward? Sandy? Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me. I-I-I mean, your Gummy. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, do you miss your Gummy? 

'''Patrick''': Uh-huh. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, it's still Best Friends Day. How would you like your Gummy back? 

'''Patrick''': Yes! 

'''SpongeBob''': It's yours, buddy. But first, you got to get us out of this. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, that's easy. (chews all the gum up, with lawnmower sounds) I told you it was easy. (tummy rumbles. He hiccups a giant ball of gum and
it pops over the entire town and it explodes. Gum covers the four characters as their shapely figure) Wow! This is best Best Friends Day
ever!

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Squidward’s House

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{{Cleanup}}

[[Image:SquidwardsEasterIslandHeadHouse.JPG|thumb|right|Squidward's House in the newer episodes]]

'''Squidward's House''' is an "Easter Island Head" (a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai Moai]) as [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] said in [[SB-129]], it is between the houses of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], and like [[Bikini Bottom]] and the [[Krusty Krab]], it seems to get destroyed often, but not as often as the [[Krusty Krab]] and [[Bikini Bottom]] themselves. The address is 122 [[Conch Street]].

==The Tiki House==
The house resembles [[Squidward]]. In the book Bottoms Up!, a joke hinted that Squidward bought the house so he can get a head. In [[Plankton!]], the house was one floor and this marked a cartoon goof because this is the only time that Squidward's house is low. In [[Christmas Who?]], the Tiki House became Bikini Bottom's Christmas Present! In the episode: [[Squidville]] all of the houses in [[Tentacle Acres]] were Easter Island Heads. In Truth or Square it was called a monument.

Inside the house, Squidward's house decor is distinctively egotistical; Squidward tends to depict his own face all over rugs, portraits, and busts throughout his house. As he has vanity in his own artworks, common examples of such decor are plastered all over his art gallery, with each artwork a varying style of self-portrait.

==='''Rooms'''===
====Downstairs====
*'''Living Room:''' Blue and green, has couch, TV, chocolates, shell phone, stereo system, and connected to the mouth door. It is shown in "Squid's Visit" that Squidward keeps a vase, coasters, a pillow saying "with love- mama" magazines, and a bowl On his coffee table. Most of the furniture is made from bamboo.
*'''Kitchen:''' Only seen in [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]], [[Nature Pants]], [[Opposite Day]], [[Growth Spout (Episode)|Growth Spout]] and [[No Nose Knows]]. Squids kitchen is where his telephone is sometimes. The kitchen consists of a bamboo fridge, bamboo cabinets, a counter, and a breakfast bar.
*'''Garden Room''' Squidward keeps a lot of plants in this room and garden utensils. It can be seen in [[Curse of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Curse of Bikini Bottom]].

====Upstairs====
*'''Bathroom:''' Has little bath and sink. Squidward normally has a "pink" bath soap. In the episode: [[Squid's Day Off]], this is where he spent his ''Day Off'' but SpongeBob found him. The toilet paper and the toilet itself can speak.
*'''Bedroom:''' Where he sleeps with purple or pink pajamas that has four slippers. It has many mirrors (as seen in [[Night Light]]) and an alarm cabinet with 58 alarm clocks inside (as seen in [[Employee of the Month]] ) The bedroom is behind the bathroom. In some episodes, Squidward has a TV in his bedroom. He has a roof over his bed, and square shaped lamps on his nightstand. Clarie, his clarinet, sleeps next to him.
*'''Gallery:''' The place where Squidward makes good portraits of himself and plays his [[Clarinet]] very bad. SpongeBob calls it "The worst room in the house.", although he thought that it was opposite day, so he really thinks it is the best room in the house.
*'''Back Room:''' Seen only in [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]]. It is completely empty except for wallpaper that makes the room look like a mess. Squidward sends [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] to clean it, thinking they won't figure out how to clean it, but they just rip the wallpaper off.
*'''Study:''' Seen only in [[Squid Wood]]. The study has lots of books, a chair, and a light behind the chair.

===Destroyed Instances/Losses===
Compared to the [[Krusty Krab]], [[SpongeBob's House]] and [[Bikini Bottom]], Squidward's house gets destroyed often, but not too often.

*'''[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]:''' When Squidward's house fills with the bubbles from SpongeBob and Patrick, it explodes of carbon dioxide.

*'''[[The Paper]]:''' When Squidward tries to have SpongeBob break his promise, he trades all of his house for the paper. His house becomes only a circular shape for the foundation.

*'''[[Squidville (Episode)|Squidville]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick use their [[Reef Blower (Machine)|Reef Blowers]] to grab pieces of his house, then shoot it back out to blow the house up.

*'''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]:''' SpongeSnail made Squidward run on the ceiling and Squidward kept making the house shake, destroying everything inside the house and Squidward gets his nose pinned into the Snail Plasma. The house had been shaken over and drops to it's left next to [[SpongeBob's House]], crushing all the furniture and objects.

*'''[[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm (Episode)|Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]:''' It was crushed by the worm as well as the rest of Bikini Bottom.

*'''[[Skill Crane]]:''' It wasn't destroyed but he gives the deed to his house to Mr. Krabs.

*'''[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]''' Squidward loses his house because he can't afford to pay the house's needs after quitting his job.

*'''[[Plankton!]]''': SpongeBob is brainwashed by Plankton's Plan A and SpongeBob uses his hands to destroy some of the house's walls.

*'''[[Sandy's Rocket]]''': SpongeBob and Patrick mistake Squidward for an alien, and destroyed the house by shaking it in an alien-hunting rampage destroying the inside of the house.

*'''[[Rule of Dumb]]''': Patrick as king uses the Bikini Bottom Construction to throw away and wipe out Squidward's house to make room for a Ferris wheel for his home on his front yard.

*'''[[House Fancy]]''': Squidward was in such a hurry to make his house look good. SpongeBob tried to help, but he made the vacuum cleaner suck everything, destroying and remodeling the house.

*'''[[Giant Squidward]]''': The angry and vicious citizens of Bikini Bottom turned the house into a bait to catch Squidward.

*'''[[Squid's Visit]]''': The house caught fire while Squidward was at SpongeBob's house when his casserole was in the oven.

*'''[[That Sinking Feeling]]''': The house sunk underground along with the rest of [[Bikini Bottom]]

*'''[[Big Sister Sam]]''':Patrick's sister Sam removes parts of his house and later spits the pieces back to the house collapsing the remaining parts.

*'''[[Sponge-Cano!]]''':The house blocked [[Mt. Bikini Bottom]].

*'''[[The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom]]''':The house was destroyed by the monster.

*'''[[A Friendly Game]]''':It was destroyed when [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.

*'''[[Mermaid Man Begins (Episode)|Mermaid Man Begins]]''':It was taken away by the storm.

*'''[[Are You Happy Now? (Episode)|Are You Happy Now?]]''':The downstairs was left a mess with Squidward being depressed.
*'''[[Bubblestand]]''': [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] made a big bubble which the Eastern Island Head got inside.
==='''''A Life of Its Own?'''''===
[[File:Sdhouse.jpg|thumb]]
In some episodes it is shown that Squidward's house may have a life of its own:
*[[The Secret Box]], where Patrick says "Not even...Squidward's house." and his house leans down to hear.
*[[Good Neighbors (Episode)|Good Neighbors]], the house became controlled by the atrocious installation of destroying called Security System 5000 (Free Installation). The only threat of the [[Security System 5000]] was Squidward Tentacles, and the house became controlled (similar to the Godzilla films where monsters are controlled by machines), and destroyed Bikini Bottom. It was shut down by the Off Button.
*In [[Funny Pants]], the Tiki Eastern Island Head made an "ANGRY!" face and had some hands to cover it's ears because of SpongeBob's crying.
*In [[Growth Spout (Episode)|Growth Spout]], the house said after [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] stole [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s food, "Oh Well, I needed to lose some weight anyway".
* In [[A Friendly Game]] The house did the same thing in [[Funny Pants]] except it had sand hands and did not make a ANGRY face.
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Krabby O’ Mondays

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[[Image:Ausverkauf2.jpg|thumb|right|The short term Krabby O' Mondays!]]
[[Image:Happy-Squidward.jpg|thumb|Squidward is finally happy!]]
'''Krabby 'O' Mondays''' was a sports-themed restaurant that took over the [[Krusty Krab]] in the episode: [[Selling Out (Episode)|Selling Out]]. The interior was much better quality as it was owned by [[Howard Blandy]], who owns every family owned business except for the Krusty Krab.

===Summary===
From the outside the Krabby 'O Mondays looked much the same as it's previous occupant, although the sign was replaced. Inside, the Krabby 'O Mondays was decorated with sports memorabilia and giant flat screen televisions. The chairs, tables and carpets were all rearranged or replaced in favor of more fashionable furnishings. There was also a gimmicky raised section of the dining area, complete with an air hockey table.

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] were the only employees of the franchise. Squidward in particular despised his new boss [[Carl]], deeming his attitude strange and his motivational methods questionable, a rational judgment most tangible in the sheer volume of the employee manuals. However, human resources successfully intimidated Squidward into not voicing his displeasure. Squidward had to smile every second, and he did ''NOT'' like that.

===Secrets/Destruction===
The Krabby 'O Mondays was eventually revealed to be cutting corners in food production in a dramatic parody of actual fast food restaurants. The restaurant, it can be assumed, chose to favor profit and efficiency over food quality. Instead of a grill, the restaurant used a machine which produced Synthetic Krabby Patties, which turn out to be small grey blobs of trash spray painted to look like actual [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. When Mr. Krabs was alerted to this, he clogged the machine with an automated cash register (the existence of which outraged Krabs to no end), and the resulting explosion destroyed the restaurant. Defeated, Howard Blandy sold the land back to [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], who offered to pay full price for the property.
[[Image:Krabby-o-mondays-exploded.jpg|thumb|right|Krabby O' Mondays destroyed!
==Features==
* Sport-like interior.
* Disgusting Krabby Patties.
* Employee Manuals.
* A giant flat-screen television.
* An air hockey table.
* Sports Uniform.
* Appealing outside and inside.
* Happy employees (some of the time).
* Human Resources (with a very tough looking fish inside).
* Automatic cash registers.

==Trivia==
*The name of this restaurant is a parody of T.G.I. Friday's and Ruby Tuesday's.
*The disgusting Patties could be a parody of the possible secrets that some fast food restaurants hide from their customers.
*The episode and concept is similar to what happened in the episode: [[Bossy Boots (Episode)|Bossy Boots]], where [[Pearl Krabs|Pearl]] changed the [[Krusty Krab]] into [[The Kuddly Krab]].
*Mr. Krabs should have gotten a huge profit for getting back the Krusty Krab, although he chose not to!
*Krabby O' Mondays gives you "change" mechanically.

{{Eat/Hotel}}
{{Krusty Krab}}
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

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==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!

*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''

*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]''

*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

*'''Captain:''' Where is it?

*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''

*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]''

*'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''

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Squidward’s House

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{{Cleanup}}

[[Image:SquidwardsEasterIslandHeadHouse.JPG|thumb|right|Squidward's House in the newer episodes]]

'''Squidward's House''' is an "Easter Island Head" (a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai Moai]) as [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] said in [[SB-129]], it is between the houses of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], and like [[Bikini Bottom]] and the [[Krusty Krab]], it seems to get destroyed often, but not as often as the [[Krusty Krab]] and [[Bikini Bottom]] themselves. The address is 122 [[Conch Street]].

==The Tiki House==
The house resembles [[Squidward]]. In the book Bottoms Up!, a joke hinted that Squidward bought the house so he can get a head. In [[Plankton!]], the house was one floor and this marked a cartoon goof because this is the only time that Squidward's house is low. In [[Christmas Who?]], the Tiki House became Bikini Bottom's Christmas Present! In the episode: [[Squidville]] all of the houses in [[Tentacle Acres]] were Easter Island Heads. In Truth or Square it was called a monument.

Inside the house, Squidward's house decor is distinctively egotistical; Squidward tends to depict his own face all over rugs, portraits, and busts throughout his house. As he has vanity in his own artworks, common examples of such decor are plastered all over his art gallery, with each artwork a varying style of self-portrait.

==='''Rooms'''===
====Downstairs====
*'''Living Room:''' Blue and green, has couch, TV, chocolates, shell phone, stereo system, and connected to the mouth door. It is shown in "Squid's Visit" that Squidward keeps a vase, coasters, a pillow saying "with love- mama" magazines, and a bowl On his coffee table. Most of the furniture is made from bamboo.
*'''Kitchen:''' Only seen in [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]], [[Nature Pants]], [[Opposite Day]], [[Growth Spout (Episode)|Growth Spout]] and [[No Nose Knows]]. Squids kitchen is where his telephone is sometimes. The kitchen consists of a bamboo fridge, bamboo cabinets, a counter, and a breakfast bar.
*'''Garden Room''' Squidward keeps a lot of plants in this room and garden utensils. It can be seen in [[Curse of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Curse of Bikini Bottom]].

====Upstairs====
*'''Bathroom:''' Has little bath and sink. Squidward normally has a "pink" bath soap. In the episode: [[Squid's Day Off]], this is where he spent his ''Day Off'' but SpongeBob found him. The toilet paper and the toilet itself can speak.
*'''Bedroom:''' Where he sleeps with purple or pink pajamas that has four slippers. It has many mirrors (as seen in [[Night Light]]) and an alarm cabinet with 58 alarm clocks inside (as seen in [[Employee of the Month]] ) The bedroom is behind the bathroom. In some episodes, Squidward has a TV in his bedroom. He has a roof over his bed, and square shaped lamps on his nightstand. Clarie, his clarinet, sleeps next to him.
*'''Gallery:''' The place where Squidward makes good portraits of himself and plays his [[Clarinet]] very bad. SpongeBob calls it "The worst room in the house.", although he thought that it was opposite day, so he really thinks it is the best room in the house.
*'''Back Room:''' Seen only in [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]]. It is completely empty except for wallpaper that makes the room look like a mess. Squidward sends [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] to clean it, thinking they won't figure out how to clean it, but they just rip the wallpaper off.
*'''Study:''' Seen only in [[Squid Wood]]. The study has lots of books, a chair, and a light behind the chair.

===Destroyed Instances/Losses===
Compared to the [[Krusty Krab]], [[SpongeBob's House]] and [[Bikini Bottom]], Squidward's house gets destroyed often, but not too often.

*'''[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]:''' When Squidward's house fills with the bubbles from SpongeBob and Patrick, it explodes of carbon dioxide.

*'''[[The Paper]]:''' When Squidward tries to have SpongeBob break his promise, he trades all of his house for the paper. His house becomes only a circular shape for the foundation.

*'''[[Squidville (Episode)|Squidville]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick use their [[Reef Blower (Machine)|Reef Blowers]] to grab pieces of his house, then shoot it back out to blow the house up.

*'''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]:''' SpongeSnail made Squidward run on the ceiling and Squidward kept making the house shake, destroying everything inside the house and Squidward gets his nose pinned into the Snail Plasma. The house had been shaken over and drops to it's left next to [[SpongeBob's House]], crushing all the furniture and objects.

*'''[[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm (Episode)|Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]:''' It was crushed by the worm as well as the rest of Bikini Bottom.

*'''[[Skill Crane]]:''' It wasn't destroyed but he gives the deed to his house to Mr. Krabs.

*'''[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]''' Squidward loses his house because he can't afford to pay the house's needs after quitting his job.

*'''[[Plankton!]]''': SpongeBob is brainwashed by Plankton's Plan A and SpongeBob uses his hands to destroy some of the house's walls.

*'''[[Sandy's Rocket]]''': SpongeBob and Patrick mistake Squidward for an alien, and destroyed the house by shaking it in an alien-hunting rampage destroying the inside of the house.

*'''[[Rule of Dumb]]''': Patrick as king uses the Bikini Bottom Construction to throw away and wipe out Squidward's house to make room for a Ferris wheel for his home on his front yard.

*'''[[House Fancy]]''': Squidward was in such a hurry to make his house look good. SpongeBob tried to help, but he made the vacuum cleaner suck everything, destroying and remodeling the house.

*'''[[Giant Squidward]]''': The angry and vicious citizens of Bikini Bottom turned the house into a bait to catch Squidward.

*'''[[Squid's Visit]]''': The house caught fire while Squidward was at SpongeBob's house when his casserole was in the oven.

*'''[[That Sinking Feeling]]''': The house sunk underground.

*'''[[Big Sister Sam]]''':Patrick's sister Sam removes parts of his house and later spits the pieces back to the house collapsing the remaining parts.

*'''[[Sponge-Cano!]]''':The house blocked [[Mt. Bikini Bottom]].

*'''[[The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom]]''':The house was destroyed by the monster.

*'''[[A Friendly Game]]''':It was destroyed when [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.

*'''[[Mermaid Man Begins (Episode)|Mermaid Man Begins]]''':It was taken away by the storm.

*'''[[Are You Happy Now? (Episode)|Are You Happy Now?]]''':The downstairs was left a mess with Squidward being depressed.
*'''[[Bubblestand]]''': [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] made a big bubble which the Eastern Island Head got inside.
==='''''A Life of Its Own?'''''===
[[File:Sdhouse.jpg|thumb]]
In some episodes it is shown that Squidward's house may have a life of its own:
*[[The Secret Box]], where Patrick says "Not even...Squidward's house." and his house leans down to hear.
*[[Good Neighbors (Episode)|Good Neighbors]], the house became controlled by the atrocious installation of destroying called Security System 5000 (Free Installation). The only threat of the [[Security System 5000]] was Squidward Tentacles, and the house became controlled (similar to the Godzilla films where monsters are controlled by machines), and destroyed Bikini Bottom. It was shut down by the Off Button.
*In [[Funny Pants]], the Tiki Eastern Island Head made an "ANGRY!" face and had some hands to cover it's ears because of SpongeBob's crying.
*In [[Growth Spout (Episode)|Growth Spout]], the house said after [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] stole [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s food, "Oh Well, I needed to lose some weight anyway".

{{Residences}}
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Squidward’s House

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{{Cleanup}}

[[Image:SquidwardsEasterIslandHeadHouse.JPG|thumb|right|Squidward's House in the newer episodes]]

'''Squidward's House''' is an "Easter Island Head" (a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai Moai]) as [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] said in [[SB-129]], it is between the houses of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], and like Bikini Bottom and the [[Krusty Krab]], it seems to get destroyed often, but not as often as the Krusty Krab and [[Bikini Bottom]] themselves. The address is 122 [[Conch Street]].

==The Tiki House==
The house resembles Squidward. In the book Bottoms Up!, a joke hinted that Squidward bought the house so he can get a head. In [[Plankton!]], the house was one floor and this marked a cartoon goof because this is the only time that Squidward's house is low. In [[Christmas Who?]], the Tiki House became Bikini Bottom's Christmas Present! In the episode: [[Squidville]] all of the houses in [[Tentacle Acres]] were Easter Island Heads. In Truth or Square it was called a monument.

Inside the house, Squidward's house decor is distinctively egotistical; Squidward tends to depict his own face all over rugs, portraits, and busts throughout his house. As he has vanity in his own artworks, common examples of such decor are plastered all over his art gallery, with each artwork a varying style of self-portrait.

==='''Rooms'''===
====Downstairs====
*'''Living Room:''' Blue and green, has couch, TV, chocolates, shell phone, stereo system, and connected to the mouth door. It is shown in "Squid's Visit" that Squidward keeps a vase, coasters, a pillow saying "with love- mama" magazines, and a bowl On his coffee table. Most of the furniture is made from bamboo.
*'''Kitchen:''' Only seen in [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]], [[Nature Pants]], [[Opposite Day]], [[Growth Spout (Episode)|Growth Spout]] and [[No Nose Knows]]. Squids kitchen is where his telephone is sometimes. The kitchen consists of a bamboo fridge, bamboo cabinets, a counter, and a breakfast bar.
*'''Garden Room''' Squidward keeps a lot of plants in this room and garden utensils. It can be seen in [[Curse of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Curse of Bikini Bottom]].

====Upstairs====
*'''Bathroom:''' Has little bath and sink. Squidward normally has a "pink" bath soap. In the episode: [[Squid's Day Off]], this is where he spent his ''Day Off'' but SpongeBob found him. The toilet paper and the toilet itself can speak.
*'''Bedroom:''' Where he sleeps with purple or pink pajamas that has four slippers. It has many mirrors (as seen in [[Night Light]]) and an alarm cabinet with 58 alarm clocks inside (as seen in [[Employee of the Month]] ) The bedroom is behind the bathroom. In some episodes, Squidward has a TV in his bedroom. He has a roof over his bed, and square shaped lamps on his nightstand. Clarie, his clarinet, sleeps next to him.
*'''Gallery:''' The place where Squidward makes good portraits of himself and plays his [[Clarinet]] very bad. SpongeBob calls it "The worst room in the house.", although he thought that it was opposite day, so he really thinks it is the best room in the house.
*'''Back Room:''' Seen only in [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]]. It is completely empty except for wallpaper that makes the room look like a mess. Squidward sends [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] to clean it, thinking they won't figure out how to clean it, but they just rip the wallpaper off.
*'''Study:''' Seen only in [[Squid Wood]]. The study has lots of books, a chair, and a light behind the chair.

===Destroyed Instances/Losses===
Compared to the [[Krusty Krab]], [[SpongeBob's House]] and [[Bikini Bottom]], Squidward's house gets destroyed often, but not too often.

*'''[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]:''' When Squidward's house fills with the bubbles from SpongeBob and Patrick, it explodes of carbon dioxide.

*'''[[The Paper]]:''' When Squidward tries to have SpongeBob break his promise, he trades all of his house for the paper. His house becomes only a circular shape for the foundation.

*'''[[Squidville (Episode)|Squidville]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick use their [[Reef Blower (Machine)|Reef Blowers]] to grab pieces of his house, then shoot it back out to blow the house up.

*'''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]:''' SpongeSnail made Squidward run on the ceiling and Squidward kept making the house shake, destroying everything inside the house and Squidward gets his nose pinned into the Snail Plasma. The house had been shaken over and drops to it's left next to [[SpongeBob's House]], crushing all the furniture and objects.

*'''[[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm (Episode)|Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]:''' It was crushed by the worm as well as the rest of Bikini Bottom.

*'''[[Skill Crane]]:''' It wasn't destroyed but he gives the deed to his house to Mr. Krabs.

*'''[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]''' Squidward loses his house because he can't afford to pay the house's needs after quitting his job.

*'''[[Plankton!]]''': SpongeBob is brainwashed by Plankton's Plan A and SpongeBob uses his hands to destroy some of the house's walls.

*'''[[Sandy's Rocket]]''': SpongeBob and Patrick mistake Squidward for an alien, and destroyed the house by shaking it in an alien-hunting rampage destroying the inside of the house.

*'''[[Rule of Dumb]]''': Patrick as king uses the Bikini Bottom Construction to throw away and wipe out Squidward's house to make room for a Ferris wheel for his home on his front yard.

*'''[[House Fancy]]''': Squidward was in such a hurry to make his house look good. SpongeBob tried to help, but he made the vacuum cleaner suck everything, destroying and remodeling the house.

*'''[[Giant Squidward]]''': The angry and vicious citizens of Bikini Bottom turned the house into a bait to catch Squidward.

*'''[[Squid's Visit]]''': The house caught fire while Squidward was at SpongeBob's house when his casserole was in the oven.

*'''[[That Sinking Feeling]]''': The house sunk underground.

*'''[[Big Sister Sam]]''':Patrick's sister Sam removes parts of his house and later spits the pieces back to the house collapsing the remaining parts.

*'''[[Sponge-Cano!]]''':The house blocked [[Mt. Bikini Bottom]].

*'''[[The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom]]''':The house was destroyed by the monster.

*'''[[A Friendly Game]]''':It was destroyed when [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.

*'''[[Mermaid Man Begins (Episode)|Mermaid Man Begins]]''':It was taken away by the storm.

*'''[[Are You Happy Now? (Episode)|Are You Happy Now?]]''':The downstairs was left a mess with Squidward being depressed.
*'''[[Bubblestand]]''': [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] made a big bubble which the Eastern Island Head got inside.
==='''''A Life of Its Own?'''''===
[[File:Sdhouse.jpg|thumb]]
In some episodes it is shown that Squidward's house may have a life of its own:
*[[The Secret Box]], where Patrick says "Not even...Squidward's house." and his house leans down to hear.
*[[Good Neighbors (Episode)|Good Neighbors]], the house became controlled by the atrocious installation of destroying called Security System 5000 (Free Installation). The only threat of the [[Security System 5000]] was Squidward Tentacles, and the house became controlled (similar to the Godzilla films where monsters are controlled by machines), and destroyed Bikini Bottom. It was shut down by the Off Button.
*In [[Funny Pants]], the Tiki Eastern Island Head made an "ANGRY!" face and had some hands to cover it's ears because of SpongeBob's crying.
*In [[Growth Spout (Episode)|Growth Spout]], the house said after [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] stole [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s food, "Oh Well, I needed to lose some weight anyway".

{{Residences}}
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[[de:Thaddäus' Haus]]
[[es:Casa de Calamardo]]

Episode Transcript: Evil Spatula

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'''Mr. Krabs''': Just a couple more additives, SpongeBob. (Mr. Krabs dumps the ingredients in the barrel. The smell

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The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

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'''''The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water''''' is the 2015 theatrical sequel to ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'', coming to theaters February 6, 2015.
Trivia: A flower fell after a Toilet Fell
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