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Krab Borg (Episode)

2009-06-07T20:51:29Z

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'''"Sponge Borg"''' is an episode from Season 12

==Blender=
===Characters===
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]] (Robot gary after 4 is well)
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*The radio DJ
*Characters of the movie SpongeBob is watching

[[Image:Robogary.JPG|thumb|right|Mister and SpongeBob question Gary]]

'''Characters Mentioned''' 
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Papa Tentacles]]
*Dave
*Robo-Krabs (Inside [[Plankton]])

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
*[[Electric Zoo]] ("Beebeedaboodabop")

== Plot ==
SpongeBob is watching a feature film, called "Night of the Robots" and when he goes to bed he is freaked out. He thinks that Gary is a robot and Sherm and even his mother. The next day, SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is a robot because of his strange things he was doing! It looks especially true when Mr. Krabs is dancing to a song called Electric Zoo that sounds like "beebeedaboodabop".SpongeBob and Squidward try to get the "poop" out of Mr. Krabs by destroying his valuable things. This eventually makes Mr. Krabs very sad and he is then proven to actually be a person, making him angry at SpongeBob and Squidward.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:
**[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]
**[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]
**[[Gary]]
**[[Mr. Krabs]]
*At one part of the episode, Squidward says "We can do this all night if you want to!" but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.
*When Mr. Krabs has his "hard-boiled" egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?
*After Mr. Krabs cries "Who's watching the cash register?" it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs has been accused of being a robot, the first one was in [[Imitation Krabs]].
*In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.
*The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.
*There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode
*How Can Spongebob Lift Those Things Of Mr.Krabs Stuff? HE'S WEAK!!

==Video==
[[Episode Video: Sponge Borg]]

== Transcript ==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-90 Sponge-borg/ Sponge Borg Video]

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Krab Borg (Episode)

2009-06-07T20:48:22Z

69.209.230.161:

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'''"Sponge Borg"''' is an episode from Season 12

==Blender=
===Characters===
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]] (Robot gary after 4 is well)
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*The radio DJ
*Characters of the movie SpongeBob is watching

[[Image:Robogary.JPG|thumb|right|Mister and SpongeBob question Gary]]

'''Characters Mentioned''' 
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Papa Tentacles]]
*Dave
*Robo-Krabs (Inside [[Plankton]])

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
*[[Electric Zoo]] ("Beebeedaboodabop")

== Plot ==
SpongeBob is watching a feature film, called "Night of the Robots" and when he goes to bed he is freaked out. He thinks that Gary is a robot and Sherm and even his mother. The next day, SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is a robot because of his strange things he was doing! It looks especially true when Mr. Krabs is dancing to a song called Electric Zoo that sounds like "beebeedaboodabop".SpongeBob and Squidward try to get the "poop" out of Mr. Krabs by destroying his valuable things. This eventually makes Mr. Krabs very sad and he is then proven to actually be a person, making him angry at SpongeBob and Squidward.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:
**[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]
**[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]
**[[Gary]]
**[[Mr. Krabs]]
*At one part of the episode, Squidward says "We can do this all night if you want to!" but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.
*When Mr. Krabs has his "hard-boiled" egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?
*After Mr. Krabs cries "Who's watching the cash register?" it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs has been accused of being a robot, the first one was in [[Imitation Krabs]].
*In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.
*The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.
*There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode
*How Can Spongebob Lift Those Things Of Mr.Krabs Stuff? HE'S WEAK!!

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg]]

== Video ==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-8-krab-borg/ Krab Borg Video]

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Krab Borg (Episode)

2009-06-07T20:47:14Z

69.209.230.161:

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'''"Sponge Borg"''' is an episode from Season 12

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]] (Robot gary after 4 is well)
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*The radio DJ
*Characters of the movie SpongeBob is watching

[[Image:Robogary.JPG|thumb|right|Mister and SpongeBob question Gary]]

'''Characters Mentioned''' 
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Papa Tentacles]]
*Dave
*Robo-Krabs (Inside [[Plankton]])

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
*[[Electric Zoo]] ("Beebeedaboodabop")

== Plot ==
SpongeBob is watching a feature film, called "Night of the Robots" and when he goes to bed he is freaked out. He thinks that Gary is a robot and Sherm and even his mother. The next day, SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is a robot because of his strange things he was doing! It looks especially true when Mr. Krabs is dancing to a song called Electric Zoo that sounds like "beebeedaboodabop".SpongeBob and Squidward try to get the "poop" out of Mr. Krabs by destroying his valuable things. This eventually makes Mr. Krabs very sad and he is then proven to actually be a person, making him angry at SpongeBob and Squidward.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:
**[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]
**[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]
**[[Gary]]
**[[Mr. Krabs]]
*At one part of the episode, Squidward says "We can do this all night if you want to!" but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.
*When Mr. Krabs has his "hard-boiled" egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?
*After Mr. Krabs cries "Who's watching the cash register?" it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs has been accused of being a robot, the first one was in [[Imitation Krabs]].
*In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.
*The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.
*There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode
*How Can Spongebob Lift Those Things Of Mr.Krabs Stuff? HE'S WEAK!!

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg]]

== Video ==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-8-krab-borg/ Krab Borg Video]

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Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

2009-06-07T04:23:03Z

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Episode Article: [[The Slumber Party (Episode)|The Slumber Party]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Pearl's friends
*[[Girly TeenGirl]]
*[[Gary]]
*People at beach party

==Dialogue==
(The episode starts with Mr. Krabs sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white shirt and underwear) 

Pearl: Unacceptable! 

Mr. Krabs: Pearl! 

Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities. 

Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. 

Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night. 

Mr. Krabs: (Mr. Krabs laughs and corn chips come out of his nose) You make Corn Crunch come out me nose! 

Pearl: Dad! 

Mr. Krabs: Look, I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt. 

Pearl: You promise? 

Mr. Krabs: I promise. 

Pearl: Good night, daddy. (giggles) 

Mr. Krabs: Good night, sweetie. (He goes upstairs. Pearl walks to the refrigerator, and finds that Mr. Krabs is there, chaining it up) 

Pearl: Dad! 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi, pumpkin. I was just setting out refreshments for you and your friends (He hands a tray with crackers on a plate and tap water in a cup) 

Pearl: Crackers and tap water? You are the cheapest crab alive. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't say that. Here, would your friends want some pintserve? 

Pearl: Well, yeah. Yeah, we would. 

Mr. Krabs: OK, you could have your allowance early. (He takes out his wallet and pulls out some packs of ketchup) 

Pearl: Ketchup? 

Mr. Krabs: See, you put it on the crackers (does so) and a mamma mia you got-a one-a spicy pizza pie-a. (He eats it) Yum. 

(Pearl grabs Mr. Krabs, about to send him to his room) 

Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, I'm going. (Pearl flings him into his room. Suddenly, she hears knocking on the door outside) 

Pearl: They're here! (She rushes outside, only to find Mr. Krabs putting a board on the house, listing all of the rules) Hi, Dad. (She notices Mr. Krabs building rules) 

Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules. 

Pearl: No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar? 

Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Pearl leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door! 

Pearl: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!

Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

2009-06-07T04:20:44Z

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Episode Article: [[The Slumber Party (Episode)|The Slumber Party]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Pearl's friends
*[[Girly TeenGirl]]
*[[Gary]]
*People at beach party

==Dialogue==
(The episode starts with Mr. Krabs sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white shirt and underwear) 

Pearl: Unacceptable! 

Mr. Krabs: Pearl! 

Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities. 

Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. 

Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night. 

Mr. Krabs: (Mr. Krabs laughs and corn chips come out of his nose) You make Corn Crunch come out me nose! 

Pearl: Dad! 

Mr. Krabs: Look, I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt. 

Pearl: You promise? 

Mr. Krabs: I promise. 

Pearl: Good night, daddy. (giggles) 

Mr. Krabs: Good night, sweetie. (He goes upstairs. Pearl walks to the refrigerator, and finds that Mr. Krabs is there, chaining it up) 

Pearl: Dad! 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi, pumpkin. I was just setting out refreshments for your friends. (He hands a tray with crackers on a plate and tap water in a cup) 

Pearl: Crackers and tap water? You are the cheapest crab alive. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't say that. Here, would your friends want some pizza? 

Pearl: Well, yeah. Yeah, we would. 

Mr. Krabs: OK, you could have your allowance early. (He takes out his wallet and pulls out some packs of ketchup) 

Pearl: Ketchup? 

Mr. Krabs: See, you put it on the crackers (does so) and a mamma mia you got-a one-a spicy pizza pie-a. (He eats it) Yum. 

(Pearl grabs Mr. Krabs, about to send him to his room) 

Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, I'm going. (Pearl flings him into his room. Suddenly, she hears knocking on the door outside) 

Pearl: They're here! (She rushes outside, only to find Mr. Krabs putting a board on the house, listing all of the rules) Hi, Dad. (She notices Mr. Krabs building rules) 

Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules. 

Pearl: No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar? 

Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Pearl leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door! 

Pearl: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!

Episode Transcript: Giant Squidward

2009-06-07T04:02:11Z

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Episode Article: [[Little Spongebob (Episode)|Little SpongeBob]]

==Characters==
*[[Squid SquarePants|Squidward]]
*[[Sponge Tentacles|SpongeBob]] (alter ego [[The Sponge Little]])
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Peterson]]

==Dialouge==
(Squidward is sleeping at his house, then his alarm wakes him up. He then gets on his four slippers and gets out of bed. Scene cuts to him walking in front of a mirror. He pulls up his shirt by his collar, then licks his finger and rubs his eyebrows)

Squidward: Squidward, my man, you are perfect! (Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted) Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. (Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside)

Patrick: They're pretty.

Squidward: (screams) Patrick?

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!

Squidward: What are you two doing here?

SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden. (Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp)

Squidward: Stop eating my kelp!

Patrick: Okay, Okay, geez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.

Squidward: Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?

Patrick: hmmmmmmm... Yeah.

Squidward: Then have some more. (Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs) Still want that ice cream?

Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam. (both start licking it)

Squidward: Are you done yet?

Patrick: (after eating all of it) All done.

SpongeBob: Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. (Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob)

Patrick: Here you go SpongeBob.

Squidward: Hey!

SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. (SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger) Huh, nice and roomy. (SpongeBob hands the bottle to Patrick)

Patrick: Do you want your grow juice back?

Squidward: Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.

Patrick: Okay.

Squidward: Give me that!

Patrick: But you said you didn't want it.

Squidward: Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds.

SpongeBob: That's a great idea Squidward!

Patrick: Yeah, i'll go first. (Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger)

Squidward: (screams) What did you do?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh!

Patrick: Quite an improvement, don't you think?

SpongeBob: Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!

Patrick: Yay! (they run off)

Squidward: Hey, get back here, (chases after them) and fix my nose! (SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary)

SpongeBob: Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.

Gary: Meow (goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger)

SpongeBob: There, now you have plenty of space. (they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell)

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Aha, they went this way.

Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.

Squidward: Oh, tell me about it. (walks off)

Gary: Meow. (tries to move, but is really hard with a big shell. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock)

SpongeBob: There he is. (talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air)

Patrick: Get ready.

SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs) There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". (cuts to scene of live people laughing and booing somebody off the stage. Now talking to Patrick) Good deed acomplished! I ask for no reward.

Patrick: You're a saint SpongeBob! A saint!

SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!

Patrick: Oh, I got one! You know that thing?

SpongeBob: Um, right, that thing that we did that day.

Patrick: No, the other one. (both think, then Squidward walks on screen)

Squidward: SpongeBob. (pants) Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!

SpongeBob: Are you sure?

Patrick: Yeah, you'd be ugly again.

Squidward: Yes, i'm sure!

SpongeBob: Hmm, how to fix his nose?

Patrick: What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.

SpongeBob:(turns bottle upside down) Patrick, that's brilliant!

Squidward: No wait, don't. (they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it just becomes bigger)

SpongeBob: That didn't work.

Patrick: Try it again.

SpongeBob: I think i'll just even him out. First, a bigger head. (SpongeBob sprays his head)

Patrick: Well now his body is too small.

SpongeBob: Right, too small. (SpongeBob sprays it, and his body becomes fatter)

Patrick: Arm's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays his arm) Leg's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays it) Other arm. (SpongeBob sprays it) Feet too small. (SpongeBob sprays it) Teeth. (SpongeBob sprays it and his teeth become sticking out of his mouth) Belly button. (SpongeBob sprays it and his belly button gets plump. Patrick blows a kiss) Perfect! (Squidward looks ugly)

Squidward: I look horrible! (Squidward inks)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ew! (they cough) He inked!

Squidward: Well pardon my anatomy. (Squidward gets even bigger) What's happening?

SpongeBob & Patrick: All right! (Squiward is really big)

Squidward: What did you do to me?!

Patrick: I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!

SpongeBob: And a giant.

SpongeBob & Patrick: A giant monster!

Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! (picks up SpongeBob and Patrick) What will I do now?

SpongeBob: That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!

Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!

SpongeBob: And we run around and scream like crazy! (they run away from Squidward)

Squidward: (angrily yelling) '''''SpongeBob, get back here!'''''

SpongeBob: (screams) This is really fun.

Patrick: (screams) I know. We should do this... (screams) ...more often. (they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them)

Nancy: (screams) A monster! (gets on the back of her kid, and he runs really fast)

Bikini Bottomites: Monster!

Meideval Fish: Monster! (an angry mob chases Squdward)

Fish 1: Huh? (takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. (an angry mob is surrounding Squidward)

Squidward: What the?

Fish 2: Let's get him and make back bacon!

Fish 3: Rip out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls.

Meideval Kid: Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. (all the torches burn out)

Fish 3: Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?

SpongeBob: Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.

Patrick: Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.

SpongeBob: Even though you really wanted to.

Squidward: DO', BE QUIET, YOU MORON!!! (all gasp)

Fish 4: He hurt the little ones feelings.

Pink Fish: Why, that's not very nice at all.

Fish 3: Take him down boys! (they use a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot)

Squidward: Ow! (they then set up a giant rake. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down. Fish 3 comes in with a big stick of lipstick)

Fish 3: This oughta fix him. (Squidward now has lipstick on)

Squidward: Okay, Okay, i'm nice. (zooms out revealing that Squidward is tied up) Now will you leave me alone?

Sadie: Oh yeah, then prove it!

Fish 3: Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...

Lady Fish: Compliment me on my new hairdo?

Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Lady Fish: (laughs) Thank you.

Camp Councliler: Let the junior guppies camp out under your toe nails? (Squidward does so)

Skiier: Take me to the top of mount humongous? (Squidward does it)

Farmer: Blow on my old windmill? (Squidward does it)

Kid: Do my homework?

Peterson: Dust my attic?

Camp Scout: Feed my snail?

Pink Fish: Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.

Harold: He taught my grandma how to read!

Fish 3: He helped me start my own blimp ride company. (the blimp is really Squidward's nose)

Peterson: He helped me build a... a... (sneezes)

All: Ahem?

Squidward: What?

Pink Fish: He didn't say bless you.

Fish 3: Get him! (Squidward runs away)

Pink Fish: Where'd he go?

Fish 3: Is that him over there?

Squidward: Uhh, i'm a lamp post.

Fish 3: Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! (cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs)

Squidward: Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. (cuts to Squidward on a mountain) And this is your new bed. (lays down) Good night, old life. (cries) I'll miss you.

SpongeBob: Good night, Squidward.

Squidward: Where are you?

SpongeBob: Patrick and I are having a sleep over, in your belly button.

Squidward: What the? (Squidward picks them out) Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! (starts crying, and one of the tears fall on SpongeBob and Patrick, and they are traveling down it)

SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.

Patrick: So?

SpongeBob: We shall do him another. (cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something) We did it Patrick. (they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward")

Squidward: What the?

SpongeBob: Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. (Squidward opens it)

Squidward: A giant clarinet? (SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps) And it sounds divine! (as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size) Now i'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (cries, then the clarinet crushes him. SpongeBob and Patrick then pull him out) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs) Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously) What? (cuts to where Spongebob's kelp garden is) You cut it down?!

Squidward: We used your kelp to make a kelp machet clarinet. (Sponge gets angry, then begins to chase Squidward and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again)

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Episode Article: [[Little Spongebob (Episode)|Giant Squidward]]

==Characters==
*[[Squid SquarePants|Squidward]]
*[[Sponge Tentacles|SpongeBob]] (alter ego [[The Sponge Little]])
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Peterson]]

==Dialouge==
(Squidward is sleeping at his house, then his alarm wakes him up. He then gets on his four slippers and gets out of bed. Scene cuts to him walking in front of a mirror. He pulls up his shirt by his collar, then licks his finger and rubs his eyebrows)

Squidward: Squidward, my man, you are perfect! (Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted) Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. (Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside)

Patrick: They're pretty.

Squidward: (screams) Patrick?

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!

Squidward: What are you two doing here?

SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden. (Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp)

Squidward: Stop eating my kelp!

Patrick: Okay, Okay, geez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.

Squidward: Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?

Patrick: hmmmmmmm... Yeah.

Squidward: Then have some more. (Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs) Still want that ice cream?

Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam. (both start licking it)

Squidward: Are you done yet?

Patrick: (after eating all of it) All done.

SpongeBob: Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. (Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob)

Patrick: Here you go SpongeBob.

Squidward: Hey!

SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. (SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger) Huh, nice and roomy. (SpongeBob hands the bottle to Patrick)

Patrick: Do you want your grow juice back?

Squidward: Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.

Patrick: Okay.

Squidward: Give me that!

Patrick: But you said you didn't want it.

Squidward: Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds.

SpongeBob: That's a great idea Squidward!

Patrick: Yeah, i'll go first. (Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger)

Squidward: (screams) What did you do?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh!

Patrick: Quite an improvement, don't you think?

SpongeBob: Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!

Patrick: Yay! (they run off)

Squidward: Hey, get back here, (chases after them) and fix my nose! (SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary)

SpongeBob: Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.

Gary: Meow (goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger)

SpongeBob: There, now you have plenty of space. (they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell)

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Aha, they went this way.

Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.

Squidward: Oh, tell me about it. (walks off)

Gary: Meow. (tries to move, but is really hard with a big shell. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock)

SpongeBob: There he is. (talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air)

Patrick: Get ready.

SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs) There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". (cuts to scene of live people laughing and booing somebody off the stage. Now talking to Patrick) Good deed acomplished! I ask for no reward.

Patrick: You're a saint SpongeBob! A saint!

SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!

Patrick: Oh, I got one! You know that thing?

SpongeBob: Um, right, that thing that we did that day.

Patrick: No, the other one. (both think, then Squidward walks on screen)

Squidward: SpongeBob. (pants) Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!

SpongeBob: Are you sure?

Patrick: Yeah, you'd be ugly again.

Squidward: Yes, i'm sure!

SpongeBob: Hmm, how to fix his nose?

Patrick: What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.

SpongeBob:(turns bottle upside down) Patrick, that's brilliant!

Squidward: No wait, don't. (they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it just becomes bigger)

SpongeBob: That didn't work.

Patrick: Try it again.

SpongeBob: I think i'll just even him out. First, a bigger head. (SpongeBob sprays his head)

Patrick: Well now his body is too small.

SpongeBob: Right, too small. (SpongeBob sprays it, and his body becomes fatter)

Patrick: Arm's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays his arm) Leg's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays it) Other arm. (SpongeBob sprays it) Feet too small. (SpongeBob sprays it) Teeth. (SpongeBob sprays it and his teeth become sticking out of his mouth) Belly button. (SpongeBob sprays it and his belly button gets plump. Patrick blows a kiss) Perfect! (Squidward looks ugly)

Squidward: I look horrible! (Squidward inks)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ew! (they cough) He inked!

Squidward: Well pardon my anatomy. (Squidward gets even bigger) What's happening?

SpongeBob & Patrick: All right! (Squiward is really big)

Squidward: What did you do to me?!

Patrick: I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!

SpongeBob: And a giant.

SpongeBob & Patrick: A giant monster!

Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! (picks up SpongeBob and Patrick) What will I do now?

SpongeBob: That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!

Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!

SpongeBob: And we run around and scream like crazy! (they run away from Squidward)

Squidward: (angrily yelling) '''''SpongeBob, get back here!'''''

SpongeBob: (screams) This is really fun.

Patrick: (screams) I know. We should do this... (screams) ...more often. (they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them)

Nancy: (screams) A monster! (gets on the back of her kid, and he runs really fast)

Bikini Bottomites: Monster!

Meideval Fish: Monster! (an angry mob chases Squdward)

Fish 1: Huh? (takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. (an angry mob is surrounding Squidward)

Squidward: What the?

Fish 2: Let's get him and make back bacon!

Fish 3: Rip out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls.

Meideval Kid: Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. (all the torches burn out)

Fish 3: Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?

SpongeBob: Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.

Patrick: Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.

SpongeBob: Even though you really wanted to.

Squidward: DO', BE QUIET, YOU MORON!!! (all gasp)

Fish 4: He hurt the little ones feelings.

Pink Fish: Why, that's not very nice at all.

Fish 3: Take him down boys! (they use a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot)

Squidward: Ow! (they then set up a giant rake. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down. Fish 3 comes in with a big stick of lipstick)

Fish 3: This oughta fix him. (Squidward now has lipstick on)

Squidward: Okay, Okay, i'm nice. (zooms out revealing that Squidward is tied up) Now will you leave me alone?

Sadie: Oh yeah, then prove it!

Fish 3: Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...

Lady Fish: Compliment me on my new hairdo?

Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Lady Fish: (laughs) Thank you.

Camp Councliler: Let the junior guppies camp out under your toe nails? (Squidward does so)

Skiier: Take me to the top of mount humongous? (Squidward does it)

Farmer: Blow on my old windmill? (Squidward does it)

Kid: Do my homework?

Peterson: Dust my attic?

Camp Scout: Feed my snail?

Pink Fish: Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.

Harold: He taught my grandma how to read!

Fish 3: He helped me start my own blimp ride company. (the blimp is really Squidward's nose)

Peterson: He helped me build a... a... (sneezes)

All: Ahem?

Squidward: What?

Pink Fish: He didn't say bless you.

Fish 3: Get him! (Squidward runs away)

Pink Fish: Where'd he go?

Fish 3: Is that him over there?

Squidward: Uhh, i'm a lamp post.

Fish 3: Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! (cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs)

Squidward: Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. (cuts to Squidward on a mountain) And this is your new bed. (lays down) Good night, old life. (cries) I'll miss you.

SpongeBob: Good night, Squidward.

Squidward: Where are you?

SpongeBob: Patrick and I are having a sleep over, in your belly button.

Squidward: What the? (Squidward picks them out) Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! (starts crying, and one of the tears fall on SpongeBob and Patrick, and they are traveling down it)

SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.

Patrick: So?

SpongeBob: We shall do him another. (cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something) We did it Patrick. (they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward")

Squidward: What the?

SpongeBob: Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. (Squidward opens it)

Squidward: A giant clarinet? (SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps) And it sounds divine! (as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size) Now i'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (cries, then the clarinet crushes him. SpongeBob and Patrick then pull him out) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs) Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously) What? (cuts to where Spongebob's kelp garden is) You cut it down?!

Squidward: We used your kelp to make a kelp machet clarinet. (Sponge gets angry, then begins to chase Squidward and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again)

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2009-06-07T03:49:21Z

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Episode Article: [[Sponge Borg]]

==Characters==

*[[Squidward]]
*[[Spongebob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary]]

==Dialogue==

TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of "Night of the Robot." (TV shows Spongebob running from a bot. a guy is watching the movie while eating popcorn) 

Guy: Hurry, Mr. Krabs, the scary robot movie's on. 

Mr. Krabs: Nope. 

Guy: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. (scene cuts to a guy
lying in his bed, whimpering and shivering) What if Mom is a robot? What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? What if Mr. Krabs is a
robot? Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs is sleeping) Psst, Mr. Krabs? Mr. K? (pokes Mr. Krabs's eye, causing him to wake up) 

Mr. Krabs: What. 

Guy: Mr. Krabs, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not. 

Guy: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. (goes to sleep. Dreams about running
from the robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, with a guy in the kitchen,
panting) Robot! Oh my gosh! (robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket) Huh? (chuckles
nervously) 

Gary: How about a little music to count my food to? (turns on the radio that is next to him) 

Radio DJ: And now for the #7 song in Bikini Bottom: "4 is well." (tehcno beat is heard) 

Gary: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's
music. (scene cuts to kitchen. A buzzer goes off) I surrender! Oh. 

Spongebob: Mister! (the guy screams. His hat flies onto Spongebob's nose) 

Guy: Spongebob, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? 

Spongebob: (takes off the hat and puts it back on the guy’s head) I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, I'm waiting for #1's order! 

Guy: #1 -- (holds up a tray with food) Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry Spongebob, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Mr. Krabs if he was a robot! Pretty
funny, huh? 

Spongebob: (sarcastically) Hilarious. Just deliver the food. 

Guy: (delivers the food to the customer) There you go! Enjoy your...say, you're not a robot, are you? 

Customer: No, I'm not. 

Guy: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere. Back to work! (walks by Gary's office) 

Gary: I feel completely recharged! 

Guy: That sounds like Gary. (peeks in the window) 

Gary: Come on, little buddy, play it again. (shakes his radio) Please? One more time, for me. 

Guy: That was strange. Gary was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged". (laughs) If I didn't
know better, I'd say he was... (scene zooms in on the guy) ...a robot. Nah. 

Gary: (calls the radio station) Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. 

Radio DJ: Hmmm...which one, man? 

Gary: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."

Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep." 

Gary: Bee-boo-boo, boo-boo-bop? Bee-boo-boo-bop? Boo-boo-bee-bop? Not "bee-boo-boo-beep"? Bop? Beep?! Boo-boo-bop!
(the guy screams) 

Guy: Oh my gosh. Why was Gary making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... (scene zooms in on
him) ...a robot? Nah. (peeks into the window again and sees Gary dancing on his desk. He jumps onto Spongebob's arms)
Oh, Spongebob, it's terrible! Gary...talking to radio...beeping sounds...strange dancing... robot! 

Spongebob: (picks up the guy off his arms) That's great, Mister. Why don't you work on this problem back in the
kitchen? (throws him in the kitchen but the guy reappears beside him. Spongebob is confused and looks around for how he
did it) 

Guy: I'm serious, Spongebob! Gary is a robot. And I can prove it, too. 

Spongebob: How did you...? 

Guy: Let's see, in the movie the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Gary! 

Gary: (runs up to the counter) What is it, guy? 

Guy: Spongebob just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. 

Gary: Is it true, Spongebob? Is it hilarious? 

Spongebob: Umm...yeah, sure. 

Gary: Well, let's hear it, guy. 

Guy: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Spongebob? 

Spongebob: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the
pirate movie? 

Gary: Why? 

Spongebob: It was rated "Arr!" (laughs but no one else is) Arr! Because it's...about...pirates. 

Gary: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Spongebob! Now get back to work! 

Guy: (gasps) Not even a chuckle. See, Spongebob? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (scene zooms in on him) ...a robot. 

Spongebob: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, guy. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Gary is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you... 

Guy: Hey, Gary! 

Gary: (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, guy?

Guy: Spongebob's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries) 

Gary: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Spongebob can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work. 

Guy: Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. 

Spongebob: Mister, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! 

Guy: That's the final test, Spongebob -- the love test. Robots can't love. 

Spongebob: No, wait, Mister! 

Guy: Hey, Gary! 

Gary: (runs up to the counter again) What is it, Guyser?! 

Guy: I just wanted to tell you that Spongebob loves you! 

Gary: Get back to work, Mr. Spongebob. 
Guy: (gulps) Spongebob? (Gary is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working) 

Gary: Aw, my radio died! (takes out the batteries) Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know!
I'll give 'em to Arthur for Thanksgiving. (puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings sending Gary to a pot of
boiling water) My hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up a pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Daddy. (takes the
gg out of the water with his tongs) Gotcha! And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? (sprinkles a little
salt on it) 

Guy: Gary! 

Gary: (breaks the eggs and spills salt in his eyes. He screams) Oh, my eyes! 

Guy: Mr... (Spongebob puts his hand over the guy’s mouth) 

Spongebob: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? 

Guy: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. 

Spongebob: Ok, so tell me, does Gary look anything like that? (Gary opens the office door, screaming in pain from
his red eyes, where the salt spilled. The guy & Spongebob scream as Gary runs into the bathroom, still screaming)
I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy. 

Guy: (runs over to the phone) Hello, Operator? Get me the navy! 

Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. 

Guy: Spongebob, the robots are running the Navy! 

Spongebob: Not the Navy! (over loudspeaker) Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
(everyone is silent) Our world! (all the customers run out screaming) What do we do now? 

Guy: I don't know. Hey, a nickel! 

SpongeBob: Mister. 

Guy: Sorry. 

Gary: (walks out of the bathroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-
boo-bop.

Spongebob: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Gary. But how? 

Guy: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. 

SpongeBob: They poop on the robot? 

Mister: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information. 

SpongeBob: I never thought I'd say this, but Mister, let's get that poop! (grabs the book 'How To Torture' and reads
it with Guy. the guy grabs some rope while SpongeBob grabs a hammer and saw. the guy grabs some old comedy
records. Scene cuts to Gary's office, where Guyser & SpongeBob enter) 

Gary: Oh, hello boys. What can I do for you? (the guy & SpongeBob lock the door) Heh, why did you lock the door?
Why do you have that rope? Why do you have that hammer and saw? Why do you have some old comedy records? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and
everyone screaming can be heard) Mister! SpongeBob! What's the meaning of this? Untie me this minute! 
SpongeBob: Shut up! (slaps Gary) 

Gary: Sweet, what the heck is going on? 

SpongeBob: I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again) 

Mister: I can't take it! (runs off, crying) 

SpongeBob: Mister, are you okay? 

Mister: Oh, SpongeBob, seeing you slap Gary like that is just too horrible to watch! 

SpongeBob: No, that's not Gary. That's Robot Gary. (Gary is trying to get out of his chair) 

Mister: Oh, yeah. 

SpongeBob: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know. 

Mister: Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

SpongeBob: Mister, you gotta ask him a question first. 

Mister: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)

SpongeBob: Mister, let me handle this. (turns a light on Gary) Where's Gary? 

Gary: What are you talking about? I'm Gary. (Sponge slaps him again) 

SpongeBob: We can do this all night if you want. Where's Gary? 

Gary: I'm Gary. 

Mister: Where's Gary? 

Gary: I'm Gary. 

SpongeBob: Where's Gary? 

Gary: I am Gary! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! 

Mister: This is one stubborn robot. 

Gary: (yells) '''''WHAT?!''''' (his yelling knocks over the light) '''''YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!''''' 

SpongeBob: We don't think; we know. 

Gary: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I AM GARY!! 

SpongeBob: (walks over to Mister) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way. 

Mister: I got an idea. (pokes SpongeBob's's nose) Keep an eye on him, Mister. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks.
(runs out and returns later) If Robot Gary won't tell us where Gary is, maybe one of his little robot friends will.
(holds up a blender) 

SpongeBob: Mister, uhh, that's a blender. 

Mister: Yeah, but I saw Gary talking with his radio before. He called it his "little buddy." 

SpongeBob: Oh really? Put it on the table, Mister. 

Gary: You're gonna intertube my blender? You're crazy. 

SpongeBob: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. (Mister sets the blender on Gary's desk. SpongeBob
holds up a bat) 

Gary: No, wait! What are you gonna do to me blender? That cost me money . 

SpongeBob: Where's Gary? (shot of the blender) Not talking, eh? (breaks the blender with the bat) 

Gary: No! That cost me $24.95! 

Mister: I guess it didn't know anything. 

SpongeBob: Go get the toaster. (Mister gets the toaster then puts it on Gary's desk) 
Gary: No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50! (SpongeBob breaks the toaster. Then Mister sets a juicer on
the desk) $62.67! (Sponge breaks it with the bat smashes it. the guy picks up a coffee maker) Fort...well, actually,
that one was a gift. (Sponge breaks it) No! (Mister puts the cash register on the desk) 

Mister: This is the last robot, SpongeBob. 

Gary: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. (cries) No! 

SpongeBob: I thought you said robots can't cry. 
Mister: I also said they couldn't love. 

Gary: I loved it like it was me own. 

Mister: Uh, at least he's not laughing. 
Gary: Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share. 

SpongeBob: Mister, uhh, how did that movie of yours end? 

Mister: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just
their...imagination. (chuckles nervously then checks his watch) Hey, it's time to feed Mr. Krabs. (runs out while SpongeBob
smiles at Gary and sweeps) 

Gary: (growls) '''''SPONGEBOB!!!!!'''''
Gary: what do you have to say for yourself? Squidward: Uh-oh Gary: Wait!
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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of "Night of the Robot." (TV shows a guy running from a bot. SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn) 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on. 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. (scene cuts to SpongeBob
lying in his bed, whimpering and shivering) What if Mom is a robot? What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? What if Gary is a
robot? Gary? (Gary is sleeping) Psst, Gary? Gere-Bear? (pokes Gary's eye, causing him to wake up) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. (goes to sleep. Dreams about running
from the robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob in the kitchen,
panting) Robot! Oh my gosh! (robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket) Huh? (chuckles
nervously) 

Mr. Krabs: How about a little music to count me money to? (turns on the radio that is next to him) 

Radio DJ: And now for the #1 song in Bikini Bottom: "Electric Zoo." (tehcno beat is heard) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's
music. (scene cuts to kitchen. A buzzer goes off) I surrender! Oh. 

Squidward: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob screams. His hat flies onto Squidward's nose) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? 

Squidward: (takes off the hat and puts it back on SpongeBob’s head) I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, I'm waiting for #17's order! 

SpongeBob: #17 -- (holds up a tray with food) Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Gary if he was a robot! Pretty
funny, huh? 

Squidward: (sarcastically) Hilarious. Just deliver the food. 

SpongeBob: (delivers the food to the customer) There you go! Enjoy your...say, you're not a robot, are you? 

Customer: No, I'm not. 

SpongeBob: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere. Back to work! (walks by Mr. Krabs' office) 

Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged! 

SpongeBob: That sounds like Mr. Krabs. (peeks in the window) 

Mr. Krabs: Come on, little buddy, play it again. (shakes his radio) Please? One more time, for me. 

SpongeBob: That was strange. Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged". (laughs) If I didn't
know better, I'd say he was... (scene zooms in on SpongeBob) ...a robot. Nah. 

Mr. Krabs: (calls the radio station) Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. 

Radio DJ: Hmmm...which one, man? 

Mr. Krabs: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."

Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop." 

Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo, boo-boo-bop? Bee-boo-boo-bop? Boo-boo-bee-bop? Not "bee-boo-boo-beep"? Bop? Beep?! Boo-boo-bop!
(SpongeBob screams) 

SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... (scene zooms in on
him) ...a robot? Nah. (peeks into the window again and sees Mr. Krabs dancing on his desk. He jumps onto Squidward's arms)
Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! Mr. Krabs...talking to radio...beeping sounds...strange dancing... robot! 

Squidward: (picks up SpongeBob off his arms) That's great, SpongeBob. Why don't you work on this problem back in the
kitchen? (throws him in the kitchen but SpongeBob reappears beside him. Squidward is confused and looks around for how he
did it) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward! Mr. Krabs is a robot. And I can prove it, too. 

Squidward: How did you...? 

SpongeBob: Let's see, in the movie the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy? 

SpongeBob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. 

Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious? 

Squidward: Umm...yeah, sure. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad. 

SpongeBob: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Squidward? 

Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the
pirate movie? 

Mr. Krabs: Why? 

Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" (laughs but no one else is) Arr! Because it's...about...pirates. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Not even a chuckle. See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (scene zooms in on him) ...a robot. 

Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you... 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy?

SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries) 

Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work. 

SpongeBob: Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! 

SpongeBob: That's the final test, Squidward -- the love test. Robots can't love. 

Squidward: No, wait, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What is it, SpongeBob?! 

SpongeBob: I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you! 

Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. 
SpongeBob: (gulps) Squidward? (Mr. Krabs is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working) 

Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! (takes out the batteries) Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know!
I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. (puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings sending Mr. Krabs to a pot of
boiling water) Me hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up a pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Papa. (takes the
gg out of the water with his tongs) Gotcha! And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? (sprinkles a little
salt on it) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (breaks the eggs and spills salt in his eyes. He screams) Oh, my eyes! 

SpongeBob: Mr... (Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob’s mouth) 

Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? 

SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. 

Squidward: Ok, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? (Mr. Krabs opens the office door, screaming in pain from
his red eyes, where the salt spilled. SpongeBob & Squidward scream as Mr. Krabs runs into the bathroom, still screaming)
I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy. 

SpongeBob: (runs over to the phone) Hello, Operator? Get me the navy! 

Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! 

Squidward: Not the Navy! (over loudspeaker) Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
(everyone is silent) Our world! (all the customers run out screaming) What do we do now? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Hey, a nickel! 

Squidward: SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Sorry. 

Mr. Krabs: (walks out of the bathroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-
boo-bop.

Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how? 

SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. 

Squidward: They poop on the robot? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information. 

Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop! (grabs the book 'How To Torture' and reads
it with SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs some rope while Squidward grabs a hammer and saw. SpongeBob grabs some old comedy
records. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob & Squidward enter) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hello boys. What can I do for you? (SpongeBob & Squidward lock the door) Heh, why did you lock the door?
Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and
everyone screaming can be heard) SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this? Untie me this instant! 
Squidward: Shut up! (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: Sweet [[Davy Jones]], what the heck is going on? 

Squidward: I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again) 

SpongeBob: I can't take it! (runs off, crying) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, are you okay? 

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch! 

Squidward: No, that's not Mr. Krabs. That's Robot Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair) 

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. 

Squidward: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know. 

SpongeBob: Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first. 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)

Squidward: SpongeBob, let me handle this. (turns a light on Mr. Krabs) Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs. (Squid slaps him again) 

Squidward: We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! 

SpongeBob: This is one stubborn robot. 

Mr. Krabs: (yells) '''''WHAT?!''''' (his yelling knocks over the light) '''''YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!''''' 

Squidward: We don't think; we know. 

Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I AM MR. KRABS!! 

Squidward: (walks over to SpongeBob) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way. 

SpongeBob: I got an idea. (pokes Squidward's nose) Keep an eye on him, Squidward. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks.
(runs out and returns later) If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, maybe one of his little robot friends will.
(holds up a cash register) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, that's a cash register. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. He called it his "little buddy." 

Squidward: Oh really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob. 

Mr. Krabs: You're gonna destroy me cash register? You're crazy. 

Squidward: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. (SpongeBob sets the cash register on Mr. Krabs' desk. Squidward
holds up a bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No, wait! What are you gonna do to my cash register? I raised it myself . 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? (shot of the cash register) Not talking, eh? (breaks the cash ragister with the bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No! I got it when was a little calculator! 

SpongeBob: I guess it didn't know anything. 

Squidward: Go get the toaster. (SpongeBob gets the toaster then puts it on Mr. Krabs' desk) 

Mr. Krabs: No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50! (Squidward breaks the toaster. Then SpongeBob sets another blender on
the desk) $62.67! (Squidward breaks it with the bat smashes it. SpongeBob picks up a coffee maker) Fort...well, actually,
that one was a gift. (Squidward breaks it) No! (SpongeBob puts the cash register on the desk) 

SpongeBob: This is the last robot, Squidward. 

Mr. Krabs: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. (cries) No! 

Squidward: I thought you said robots can't cry. 
SpongeBob: I also said they couldn't love. 

Mr. Krabs: I loved it like it was me own. 

SpongeBob: Uh, at least he's not laughing. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, how did that movie of yours end? 

SpongeBob: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just
their...imagination. (chuckles nervously then checks his watch) Hey, it's time to feed Gary. (runs out while Squidward
smiles at Mr. Krabs and sweeps) 

Mr. Krabs: (growls) '''''SQUIDWARD!!!!!'''''
what is it ending shot of the krusty krab wait squidward don't go you are going to come back here and answer for what you've done ahhhhhhhhhhhhh come back here
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