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! colspan="2" | [[Image:Blackjack.JPG|265px]] <br />
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! colspan="2" | BlackJack SquarePants<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Gender:''' || Male<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Species:''' || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge Sponge]</span><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Color:''' || Brown<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Birthday:''' || Not Known<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Height:''' || At least 10% of [[SpongeBob]]; 10 inches<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Family:''' || <br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Mother SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Harold SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Sherm SquarePants]] <br />
*Cousin Todd SquarePants (Seen in a book) <br />
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Voiced by:''' || [[John Di Maggio]]<br />
|}<br />
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'''Cousin BlackJack SquarePants''' is the cousin of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. so far, he has only appeared in one episode: [[BlackJack]]. <br />
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==Personality and Appearance==<br />
Blackjack is bigger than SpongeBob with muscular arms. BlackJack has a very gruffly voice and is circled shape, compared to SpongeBob's square shape. He dresses up in Biker-Gang clothing. He has a pet worm, and lives in a cabin-like house only a few doors away from SpongeBob's uncle "Uncle Cap'n Blue". BlackJack is known to scare many other people, including SpongeBob's uncle. BlackJack has not "changed a bit" as SpongeBob notes: he is actually, but rarely really, really, really tiny and the only strongest thing he can do to SpongeBob is tickle his feet.<br />
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===Relationship with SpongeBob===<br />
Cousin BlackJack is older than SpongeBob, and a bully to him. He is known to beat SpongeBob up and use him as a jump rope. BlackJack also calls SpongeBob a "Little Man," due to the fact that SpongeBob does not make any attempt to duel with him, and simply becomes scared stiff.<br />
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===Relationship with Others===<br />
Blackjack is known to scare many other people, including SpongeBob's uncle. SpongeBob's parents never even pay attention to them. In fact, they find it fun that they "play" together.<br />
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===Jail time===<br />
BlackJack was in jail for an unknown amount of time due to littering. In his one appearance, it is also the time that he is released from jail. <br />
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[[Image:Kelpshake.jpg|thumb|right|The KelpShake]]<br />
[[Image:Tang-Shake.jpg|thumb|right|The Kelpshake Restaurant]]<br />
'''KelpShake''' is a poisonous disease-causing drink that played a big part in the episode: [[Best Frenemies]]. The drink is called KelpShake and the store has the same name.<br />
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==The Restaurant==<br />
The Store is a green building in the shape of a [[KelpShake]] bottle. It served as competition to the [[Krusty Krab]] for a short time before being closed for food poisoning. The restaurant has a basic interior with tiled floors, a counter, chairs and a big line. They were placed all over [[Bikini Bottom]] in random places. The KelpShake logo basically displays KELPSHAKE in a red font.<br />
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==The Drink==<br />
The drink was very popular and apparently tasty so everyone had one. The drink contained a bendy straw. It was proven that the drink was 99% kelp juice and the remaining percent was a chemical that makes you hairy, green, and obviously ugly. The phenomenon of a drink was then banned and taken off the franchising market. The drink will contaminate people similar to the book The Voice in the Night and the Toho Ltd. 1964 film Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People. <br><br />
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===Victims===<br />
In the end of [[Best Frenemies]], [[SpongeBob]], [[Mr. Krabs]], and [[Plankton]] were the only ones seen being the Kelp Monster Victims of the KelpShake. Pearl who was drinking a KelpShake obviously became one but it is unknown. The body changing of the KelpShake will make you look similar to a fat gorilla, and your clothes, socks, underwear, and shoes will rip out of your body because of the hair, but have never been seen ripping out.<br />
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There is one weird fact. When everyone in Bikini Bottom drink the KelpShake, it took them 2 days to transform. However, when [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] drank it, it took 50 seconds. It's possibly because of the size. <br />
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===Drinkers of the Kelp Shake===<br />
*SpongeBob<br />
*Plankton<br />
*Mr. Krabs<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Cheyenne]]<br />
*Customers in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Everyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] <br />
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{{Eat/Hotel}}<br />
{{Food/Drink}}<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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<div>[[de:Tang-Shake]]<br />
[[Image:Kelpshake.jpg|thumb|right|The KelpShake]]<br />
[[Image:Tang-Shake.jpg|thumb|right|The Kelpshake Restaurant]]<br />
'''KelpShake''' is a poisonous disease-causing drink that played a big part in the episode: [[Best Frenemies]]. The drink is called KelpShake and the store has the same name.<br />
<br />
<br />
==The Restaurant==<br />
The Store is a green building in the shape of a [[KelpShake]] bottle. It served as competition to the [[Krusty Krab]] for a short time before being closed for food poisoning. The restaurant has a basic interior with tiled floors, a counter, chairs and a big line. They were placed all over [[Bikini Bottom]] in random places. The KelpShake logo basically displays KELPSHAKE in a red font.<br />
<br />
==The Drink==<br />
The drink was very popular and apparently tasty so everyone had one. The drink contained a bendy straw. It was proven that the drink was 99% kelp juice and the remaining percent was a chemical that makes you hairy, green, and obviously ugly. The phenomenon of a drink was then banned and taken off the franchising market. The drink will contaminate people similar to the book The Voice in the Night and the Toho Ltd. 1964 film Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People. <br><br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
In the end of [[Best Frenemies]], [[SpongeBob]], [[Mr. Krabs]], and [[Plankton]] were the only ones seen being the Kelp Monster Victims of the KelpShake. Pearl who was drinking a KelpShake obviously became one but it is unknown. The body changing of the KelpShake will make you look similar to a gorilla, and even your clothes, socks, underwear, and shoes will rip out of your body because of the hair, but have never been seen ripping out.<br />
<br />
There is one weird fact. When everyone in Bikini Bottom drink the KelpShake, it took them 2 days to transform. However, when [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] drank it, it took 50 seconds. It's possibly because of the size. <br />
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===Drinkers of the Kelp Shake===<br />
*SpongeBob<br />
*Plankton<br />
*Mr. Krabs<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Cheyenne]]<br />
*Customers in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Everyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] <br />
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{{Eat/Hotel}}<br />
{{Food/Drink}}<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:Place]]<br />
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<div>[[de:Tang-Shake]]<br />
[[Image:Kelpshake.jpg|thumb|right|The KelpShake]]<br />
[[Image:Tang-Shake.jpg|thumb|right|The Kelpshake Restaurant]]<br />
'''KelpShake''' is a poisonous disease-causing drink that played a big part in the episode: [[Best Frenemies]]. The drink is called KelpShake and the store has the same name.<br />
<br />
<br />
==The Restaurant==<br />
The Store is a green building in the shape of a [[KelpShake]] bottle. It served as competition to the [[Krusty Krab]] for a short time before being closed for food poisoning. The restaurant has a basic interior with tiled floors, a counter, chairs and a big line. They were placed all over [[Bikini Bottom]] in random places. The KelpShake logo basically displays KELPSHAKE in a red font.<br />
<br />
==The Drink==<br />
The drink was very popular and apparently tasty so everyone had one. The drink contained a bendy straw. It was proven that the drink was 99% kelp juice and the remaining percent was a chemical that makes you hairy, green, and obviously ugly. The phenomenon of a drink was then banned and taken off the franchising market. The drink will contaminate people similar to the book The Voice in the Night and the Toho Ltd. 1964 film Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People. <br><br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
In the end of [[Best Frenemies]], [[SpongeBob]], [[Mr. Krabs]], and [[Plankton]] were the only ones seen being the Kelp Monster Victims of the KelpShake. Pearl who was drinking a KelpShake obviously became one but it is unknown. The body changing of the KelpShake will make you look similar to a gorilla, and even your clothes, socks, underwear, and shoes will rip out of your body because of the hair, but have never been seen ripping out.<br />
<br />
There is one weird fact. When everyone in Bikini Bottom drink the KelpShake, it took them 2 days to transform. However, when [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] drank it, it took 50 seconds. It's possibly because of the size. <br />
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===Drinkers of the Kelp Shake===<br />
*SpongeBob<br />
*Plankton<br />
*Mr. Krabs<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Cheyenne]]<br />
*Customers in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Everyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] <br />
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{{Eat/Hotel}}<br />
{{Food/Drink}}<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:Place]]<br />
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<div>[[de:Tang-Shake]]<br />
[[Image:Kelpshake.jpg|thumb|right|The KelpShake]]<br />
[[Image:Tang-Shake.jpg|thumb|right|The Kelpshake Restaurant]]<br />
'''KelpShake''' is a poisonous disease-causing drink that played a big part in the episode: [[Best Frenemies]]. The drink is called KelpShake and the store has the same name.<br />
<br />
<br />
==The Restaurant==<br />
The Store is a green building in the shape of a [[KelpShake]] bottle. It served as competition to the [[Krusty Krab]] for a short time before being closed for food poisoning. The restaurant has a basic interior with tiled floors, a counter, chairs and a big line. They were placed all over [[Bikini Bottom]] in random places. The KelpShake logo basically displays KELPSHAKE in a red font.<br />
<br />
==The Drink==<br />
The drink was very popular and apparently tasty so everyone had one. The drink contained a bendy straw. It was proven that the drink was 99% kelp juice and the remaining percent was a chemical that makes you hairy, green, and obviously ugly. The phenomenon of a drink was then banned and taken off the franchising market. The drink will contaminate people similar to the book The Voice in the Night and the Toho Ltd. 1964 film Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People. <br><br />
<br />
===Victims===<br />
In the end of [[Best Frenemies]], [[SpongeBob]], [[Mr. Krabs]], and [[Plankton]] were the only ones seen being the Kelp Monster Victims of the KelpShake. Pearl who was drinking a KelpShake obviously became one but it is unknown. The body changing of the KelpShake will make you look similar to a gorilla, and even your clothes, socks, underwear, and shoes will rip out of your body because of the hair, but have never been seen ripping out.<br />
<br />
There is one weird fact. When everyone in Bikini Bottom drink the KelpShake, it took them 2 days to transform. However, when [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] drank it, it took 50 seconds. It's possibly because of the size. <br />
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===Drinkers of the Kelp Shake===<br />
*SpongeBob<br />
*Plankton<br />
*Mr. Krabs<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Cheyenne]]<br />
*Customers in the [[Krusty Krab]].<br />
*Everyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] <br />
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{{Eat/Hotel}}<br />
{{Food/Drink}}<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:Place]]<br />
[[Category:Food]]</div>69.108.65.250http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krabby_PattyKrabby Patty2009-03-13T23:18:10Z<p>69.108.65.250: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Kptty.jpg|thumb|right|Whoop dee doo! Preparing the Krabby Patty!]]<br />
[[Image:Burginaderburger.jpg|thumb|right|[[Patty]], a very well prepared Krabby Patty. Yeah, good times, good times.]]<br />
[[Image:Schlechter KB.JPG|thumb|right|Oh my gosh! What in the world is that?]]<br />
[[Image:Krabbenburger MA.jpg|thumb|right|Wow, those look great!]]<br />
[[Image:Killerburger.JPG|thumb|right|Nasty Patty......Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!]]<br />
The '''Krabby Patty''' is a dish served at the [[Krusty Krab]], very similar to a Hamburger. Ingredients include Lettuce, Tomatoes, Patty, mustard, ketchup, secret sauce, two buns and onions. According to the trivia book a Krabby Patty costs $2.99, or $0.99 cents on Wednesday and comes with fries and a shake. The most common price of the Krabby Patty is $1.00, but for employees, it costs 25 cents. If the Krusty Krab is a fine restaurant, it costs $25.00. It was not until 1979 when it was started to become sold. In the episode [[Friend or Foe?]], a whole lot of history about the Krabby Patty was revealed like that it was made by accident.<br />
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Originally, Krabs and Plankton decided to make a burger stand so they can make money like [[Stinky]] who sold Stinky Burgers. Soon, the Health Department closed down [[Stinky Burgers]] . Krabs and Plankton started to sell the burger but kids couldn't stand it because of its awful taste. The burger poisoned [[Old Man Jenkins]] and he died. Soon, Plankton and Krabs fought over the recipe. Krabs knock over a couple of ingredients and discovered the perfect patty batter. This is how Krabs and Plankton become enemies<br />
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Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula since 1979, and failed each time. He has more than 26 plans behind him. The most successful plan was Plan Z, which was to freeze Mr. Krabs by stealing [[King Neptune]]'s crown, framing Mr. Krabs, and then stealing the Krabby Patty formula.<br />
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Revealed in the episode [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]] it can cure people of hypnosis!<br />
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===Ingredients===<br />
The ingredients to make a Krabby Patty are seaweed-seed buns, the patty (the ingredients used to make this part of the burger are unknown, but they turn sponge yellow when they expire as revealed in "[[The Krusty Sponge]]" and can make a person feel sick, look like they're fish-shaped copies of SpongeBob, and grow distended bellies), onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, ketchup (or Low-Salt Ketchup as featured in [[Bummer Vacation]]) and mustard. When shown from a far way away, the Krabby Patty appears to just be lettuce and patty. Also Jack M. Crazyfish also ordered a patty with extra mustard. Although the Secret Patty Sauce first appeared in [[Not Normal]].<br />
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===How to Prepare===<br />
see: [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]<br />
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To prepare a Krabby Patty, the grill must be heated to exactly 298 Degrees Fahrenheit. Then the patty has to be flipped on the grill and not burned. the order of putting the ingredients is: bottom bun, patty, lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun.<br />
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===Price===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|- style="background:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Episode'''<br />
! '''Price'''<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pickles]]<br />
|$2.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[Imitation Krabs]]<br />
|$2.99 ($0.99 on Wednesdays)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
|$1.25<br />
|-<br />
|[[Krabby Land]]<br />
|$2.99<br />
|-<br />
|[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
|$2.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|$1.98 (Later $2.98)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Spongicus]]<br />
|$10.00 (because of the Sea Lion Financial Advisor) and $1.00 cheap <br />
|-<br />
|[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|$25.00 ("Because of the Better Ambience")<br />
|-<br />
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
|$101.00 (Because [[King Neptune]] was coming)<br />
|}<br />
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===Taste=== <br />
The Krabby Patty is extremely delicious, and a person can actually hold it down. <br />
It'll be the greatest thing that their taste buds have ever experienced. Even Squidward loved it so much that he cried when SpongeBob got rid of the trashed Krabby Patty. However, the [[KelpShake]] was more popular while it lasted. SpongeBob once made a very nice Krabby Patty that he kept for a very long time, and it was an ordinary [[Patty]].<br />
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===Dangers=== <br />
It is revealed in [[Just One Bite]] that if a person eats too many Krabby Patties, the nutrients will go straight to their thighs, and then they will explode. Squidward jumped into the Patty Vault and ate hundreds of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob warned him not to eat them all, but he ignored the warning. Soon, all of the Krabby Patties went to Squidward's thighs; soon after, his body exploded. In the episode: [[Krusty Towers]], Patrick and SpongeBob voraciously ate 50 Krabby Patties, but they did not explode. The most likely reason that they did not explode is that they each consumed less than 50, while Squidward blew up after consuming hundreds. In [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]], a giant [[Sea Monster]] ate 640 Krabby Patties but did not blow up. This is most likely because he is much larger than the citizens of Bikini Bottom, therefore it would take much more nutrients to make him explode. He was also sleeping for 79 years. In [[The Krusty Sponge]], it is revealed that a person cannot eat them if they turn crisp black or spongey yellow because this may cause them to get sick (the black patty will probably cause death unless treated and the yellow patty will cause a person to feel sick, develop distended stomachs, and turn yellow with green spots). In [[To Love a Patty]], [[SpongeBob]] got sick after [[Patty]] became rotten.<br />
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{{Krusty Krab}}<br />
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{{Food/Drink}}<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:Food]]<br />
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! colspan="2" | [[Image:Bubblebuddy.jpg|265px]]<br />
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! colspan="2" | '''Bubble Buddy'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Gender:''' || Male<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Species:''' || Bubble<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Color:''' || See through Light Blue<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Birthday:''' || When SpongeBob made him in: November 16th 2000<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Height:''' || Taller than SpongeBob<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Weight:''' || As light as a Bubble<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Interests:''' || <br />
*Bossing around [[Squidward]]<br />
*Being Fussy<br />
*Playing with [[SpongeBob]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Friends:''' || <br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Enemies:''' || <br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[Scooter]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Many People of [[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*[[tom]]<br />
*[[Sadie Rechid]]<br />
*[[Harold]]<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
*[[Don the Whale]]<br />
*[[Peterson]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Voiced by:''' || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''First Appearance:''' || [[Bubble Buddy]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Family:''' || [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] (genetic brother)<br />
|}<br />
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'''Bubble Buddy''' is a character shown in the episode: [[Bubble Buddy]]. He also appears in a couple of SpongeBob Video Games, including Battle for Bikini Bottom and the Movie Game. When [[SpongeBob]] blows Bubble Buddy up, he just looks like four thick bubbles that are joined together.<br />
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====Looks at the Beginning====<br />
Bubble Buddy does not look like much at first he only has: two arms like bubbles, two legs like bubbles, an average size body bubble and a head.<br />
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Near the end of the episode "Bubble buddy", When [[Squidward]] is about to poke Bubble buddy with a pin (to pop him) Bubble Buddy reaches and grabs Squidward’s hand and stops him.<br />
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====Looks at the End====<br />
After Bubble buddy stops Squidward, Bubble Buddy pops up a suitcase and a fedora hat (which both are bubbles) and walks into a bubble taxi that then he "drives" away in.<br />
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===According To===<br />
According to the episode, Bubble Buddy is extremely fussy. [[SpongeBob]] was constantly telling [[Squidward]] to change the patties so they would be to Bubble Buddies liking. After eating at the [[Krusty Krab]], the two friends go to the lovely [[Goo Lagoon]]. They cause serious amounts of trouble like staying in the 'Port O Head' for 2 hours, making people have to wait with numerous drink seller beside them, and indirectly insulting some weight lifters. He also ends up Drowning [[Scooter]] (Comes Back in Later Episodes) and offending people. Unfortunately, the town of [[Bikini Bottom]] had enough of Bubble Buddy and they all tried to pop him.<br />
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===Orders at Krusty Krab===<br />
At the Krusty Krab Bubble Buddy orders <br><br />
-One of every thing <br />
-One of the Krusty Krab's finest shampoos <br><br />
-A bendy straw (a regular straw that Squidward bends in half <br> <br />
-Diet Shampoo -No cheese (because he is lactose intolerant) <br><br />
-Crusts cut off -Ketchup under the patty -Pickles on the left side <br><br />
-Four squirts of ketchup -Wheat buns -Non dairy lettuce <br> [[Image:Char BubbleBuddy-1-.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bubble Buddy]] on a Seesaw]]<br />
-Farm raised tomatoes (Carnival style) <br><br />
====As it Appears==== <br />
-Squidward makes the dough himself -New patties -Correct measurements <br><br />
-Back massage <br><br />
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Bubble Buddy also pays [[Mr. Krabs]] in ''Bubble Money'': He paid him (bubble) $100.00 + a tip. <br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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<div>[[Image:Kptty.jpg|thumb|right|Whoop dee doo! Preparing the Krabby Patty!]]<br />
[[Image:Burginaderburger.jpg|thumb|right|[[Patty]], a very well prepared Krabby Patty. Yeah, good times, good times.]]<br />
[[Image:Schlechter KB.JPG|thumb|right|Oh my gosh!]]<br />
[[Image:Krabbenburger MA.jpg|thumb|right|Wow, those look great!]]<br />
[[Image:Killerburger.JPG|thumb|right|Nasty Patty......Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!]]<br />
The '''Krabby Patty''' is a dish served at the [[Krusty Krab]], very similar to a Hamburger. Ingredients include Lettuce, Tomatoes, Patty, mustard, ketchup, secret sauce, two buns and onions. According to the trivia book a Krabby Patty costs $2.99, or $0.99 cents on Wednesday and comes with fries and a shake. The most common price of the Krabby Patty is $1.00, but for employees, it costs 25 cents. If the Krusty Krab is a fine restaurant, it costs $25.00. It was not until 1979 when it was started to become sold. In the episode [[Friend or Foe?]], a whole lot of history about the Krabby Patty was revealed like that it was made by accident.<br />
<br />
Originally, Krabs and Plankton decided to make a burger stand so they can make money like [[Stinky]] who sold Stinky Burgers. Soon, the Health Department closed down [[Stinky Burgers]] . Krabs and Plankton started to sell the burger but kids couldn't stand it because of its awful taste. The burger poisoned [[Old Man Jenkins]] and he died. Soon, Plankton and Krabs fought over the recipe. Krabs knock over a couple of ingredients and discovered the perfect patty batter. This is how Krabs and Plankton become enemies<br />
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Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula since 1979, and failed each time. He has more than 26 plans behind him. The most successful plan was Plan Z, which was to freeze Mr. Krabs by stealing [[King Neptune]]'s crown, framing Mr. Krabs, and then stealing the Krabby Patty formula.<br />
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Revealed in the episode [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]] it can cure people of hypnosis!<br />
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===Ingredients===<br />
The ingredients to make a Krabby Patty are seaweed-seed buns, the patty (the ingredients used to make this part of the burger are unknown, but they turn sponge yellow when they expire as revealed in "[[The Krusty Sponge]]" and can make a person feel sick, look like they're fish-shaped copies of SpongeBob, and grow distended bellies), onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, ketchup (or Low-Salt Ketchup as featured in [[Bummer Vacation]]) and mustard. When shown from a far way away, the Krabby Patty appears to just be lettuce and patty. Also Jack M. Crazyfish also ordered a patty with extra mustard. Although the Secret Patty Sauce first appeared in [[Not Normal]].<br />
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===How to Prepare===<br />
see: [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]<br />
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To prepare a Krabby Patty, the grill must be heated to exactly 298 Degrees Fahrenheit. Then the patty has to be flipped on the grill and not burned. the order of putting the ingredients is: bottom bun, patty, lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun.<br />
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===Price===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|- style="background:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Episode'''<br />
! '''Price'''<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pickles]]<br />
|$2.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[Imitation Krabs]]<br />
|$2.99 ($0.99 on Wednesdays)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
|$1.25<br />
|-<br />
|[[Krabby Land]]<br />
|$2.99<br />
|-<br />
|[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
|$2.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|$1.98 (Later $2.98)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Spongicus]]<br />
|$10.00 (because of the Sea Lion Financial Advisor) and $1.00 cheap <br />
|-<br />
|[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|$25.00 ("Because of the Better Ambience")<br />
|-<br />
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
|$101.00 (Because [[King Neptune]] was coming)<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Taste=== <br />
The Krabby Patty is extremely delicious, and a person can actually hold it down. <br />
It'll be the greatest thing that their taste buds have ever experienced. Even Squidward loved it so much that he cried when SpongeBob got rid of the trashed Krabby Patty. However, the [[KelpShake]] was more popular while it lasted. SpongeBob once made a very nice Krabby Patty that he kept for a very long time, and it was an ordinary [[Patty]].<br />
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===Dangers=== <br />
It is revealed in [[Just One Bite]] that if a person eats too many Krabby Patties, the nutrients will go straight to their thighs, and then they will explode. Squidward jumped into the Patty Vault and ate hundreds of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob warned him not to eat them all, but he ignored the warning. Soon, all of the Krabby Patties went to Squidward's thighs; soon after, his body exploded. In the episode: [[Krusty Towers]], Patrick and SpongeBob voraciously ate 50 Krabby Patties, but they did not explode. The most likely reason that they did not explode is that they each consumed less than 50, while Squidward blew up after consuming hundreds. In [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]], a giant [[Sea Monster]] ate 640 Krabby Patties but did not blow up. This is most likely because he is much larger than the citizens of Bikini Bottom, therefore it would take much more nutrients to make him explode. He was also sleeping for 79 years. In [[The Krusty Sponge]], it is revealed that a person cannot eat them if they turn crisp black or spongey yellow because this may cause them to get sick (the black patty will probably cause death unless treated and the yellow patty will cause a person to feel sick, develop distended stomachs, and turn yellow with green spots). In [[To Love a Patty]], [[SpongeBob]] got sick after [[Patty]] became rotten.<br />
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[[Image:Burginaderburger.jpg|thumb|right|[[Patty]], a very well prepared Krabby Patty. Yeah, good times, good times.]]<br />
[[Image:Schlechter KB.JPG|thumb|right|Oh my gosh!]]<br />
[[Image:Krabbenburger MA.jpg|thumb|right|Wow, those look great!]]<br />
[[Image:Killerburger.JPG|thumb|right|Nasty Patty......Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]<br />
The '''Krabby Patty''' is a dish served at the [[Krusty Krab]], very similar to a Hamburger. Ingredients include Lettuce, Tomatoes, Patty, mustard, ketchup, secret sauce, two buns and onions. According to the trivia book a Krabby Patty costs $2.99, or $0.99 cents on Wednesday and comes with fries and a shake. The most common price of the Krabby Patty is $1.00, but for employees, it costs 25 cents. If the Krusty Krab is a fine restaurant, it costs $25.00. It was not until 1979 when it was started to become sold. In the episode [[Friend or Foe?]], a whole lot of history about the Krabby Patty was revealed like that it was made by accident.<br />
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Originally, Krabs and Plankton decided to make a burger stand so they can make money like [[Stinky]] who sold Stinky Burgers. Soon, the Health Department closed down [[Stinky Burgers]] . Krabs and Plankton started to sell the burger but kids couldn't stand it because of its awful taste. The burger poisoned [[Old Man Jenkins]] and he died. Soon, Plankton and Krabs fought over the recipe. Krabs knock over a couple of ingredients and discovered the perfect patty batter. This is how Krabs and Plankton become enemies<br />
<br />
Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula since 1979, and failed each time. He has more than 26 plans behind him. The most successful plan was Plan Z, which was to freeze Mr. Krabs by stealing [[King Neptune]]'s crown, framing Mr. Krabs, and then stealing the Krabby Patty formula.<br />
<br />
Revealed in the episode [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]] it can cure people of hypnosis!<br />
<br />
===Ingredients===<br />
The ingredients to make a Krabby Patty are seaweed-seed buns, the patty (the ingredients used to make this part of the burger are unknown, but they turn sponge yellow when they expire as revealed in "[[The Krusty Sponge]]" and can make a person feel sick, look like they're fish-shaped copies of SpongeBob, and grow distended bellies), onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, ketchup (or Low-Salt Ketchup as featured in [[Bummer Vacation]]) and mustard. When shown from a far way away, the Krabby Patty appears to just be lettuce and patty. Also Jack M. Crazyfish also ordered a patty with extra mustard. Although the Secret Patty Sauce first appeared in [[Not Normal]].<br />
<br />
===How to Prepare===<br />
see: [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]<br />
------------------------------------<br />
To prepare a Krabby Patty, the grill must be heated to exactly 298 Degrees Fahrenheit. Then the patty has to be flipped on the grill and not burned. the order of putting the ingredients is: bottom bun, patty, lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun.<br />
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===Price===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|- style="background:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Episode'''<br />
! '''Price'''<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pickles]]<br />
|$2.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[Imitation Krabs]]<br />
|$2.99 ($0.99 on Wednesdays)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
|$1.25<br />
|-<br />
|[[Krabby Land]]<br />
|$2.99<br />
|-<br />
|[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
|$2.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|$1.98 (Later $2.98)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Spongicus]]<br />
|$10.00 (because of the Sea Lion Financial Advisor) and $1.00 cheap <br />
|-<br />
|[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|$25.00 ("Because of the Better Ambience")<br />
|-<br />
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
|$101.00 (Because [[King Neptune]] was coming)<br />
|}<br />
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===Taste=== <br />
The Krabby Patty is extremely delicious, and a person can actually hold it down. <br />
It'll be the greatest thing that their taste buds have ever experienced. Even Squidward loved it so much that he cried when SpongeBob got rid of the trashed Krabby Patty. However, the [[KelpShake]] was more popular while it lasted. SpongeBob once made a very nice Krabby Patty that he kept for a very long time, and it was an ordinary [[Patty]].<br />
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===Dangers=== <br />
It is revealed in [[Just One Bite]] that if a person eats too many Krabby Patties, the nutrients will go straight to their thighs, and then they will explode. Squidward jumped into the Patty Vault and ate hundreds of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob warned him not to eat them all, but he ignored the warning. Soon, all of the Krabby Patties went to Squidward's thighs; soon after, his body exploded. In the episode: [[Krusty Towers]], Patrick and SpongeBob voraciously ate 50 Krabby Patties, but they did not explode. The most likely reason that they did not explode is that they each consumed less than 50, while Squidward blew up after consuming hundreds. In [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]], a giant [[Sea Monster]] ate 640 Krabby Patties but did not blow up. This is most likely because he is much larger than the citizens of Bikini Bottom, therefore it would take much more nutrients to make him explode. He was also sleeping for 79 years. In [[The Krusty Sponge]], it is revealed that a person cannot eat them if they turn crisp black or spongey yellow because this may cause them to get sick (the black patty will probably cause death unless treated and the yellow patty will cause a person to feel sick, develop distended stomachs, and turn yellow with green spots). In [[To Love a Patty]], [[SpongeBob]] got sick after [[Patty]] became rotten.<br />
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! colspan="2" | '''Eugene H. Krabs'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Gender:''' || Male<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Species:''' || Crab<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Color:''' || Crimson (Revealed in Banned In Bikini Bottom)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Eye Color:''' || Green<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Birthday:''' || November 30, 1942<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Height:''' || 0-07<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Weight:''' || 5 oz.<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|-'''Adress'' || 3457 Anchor Way<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Credit Card''' || Mastercarp 00012387- Mr. Eugene Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Interests:''' || Making money, clam fishing<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Aliases:''' ||<br />
*Armor Abs Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Family:''' || <br />
*[[Mama Krabs]]<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] Daughter<br />
*Grandpappy Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Ancestors:''' ||<br />
*[[King Krabs]]<br />
*[[Prehistoric Krabs]]<br />
*[[Princess Pearl]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Descendants:''' ||<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Friends:''' || <br />
*[[Plankton]]- As Kids<br />
*Possibly [[SpongeBob]]<br />
*Possibly [[Patrick]]<br />
*Possibly [[Squidward]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Employer(s)'''||<br />
*Owner of the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''First Appearence:''' ||<br />
*[[Help Wanted]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Portrayer:''' ||<br />
*[[Clancy Brown]] (series)<br />
*Dee Bradley Baker (singing voice in Christmas Who?)<br />
*Joe Whyte (video games: SuperSponge, Operation Krabby Patty, Battle for Bikini Bottom) <br />
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'''Eugene Hector Krabs''', better known as simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character on the [[Nickelodeon]] animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Eugene H. Krabs is the penny-pinching owner and founder of The [[Krusty Krab]], a fast food restaurant in Bikini Bottom. In his childhood, he formed a friendship with Sheldon J. Plankton which eventually turned into a bitter rivalry. He's the 4th main character of the show.<br />
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==Early life== [[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|thumb|left|Baby Krabs and Baby [[Plankton]]]] <br />
Eugene H. Krabs, born on November 30, 1942, was the son of [[Mama Krabs]] and Victor Krabs and grandson of Grandpappy Krabs. He is a descendant of the medieval King, King Krabs. Ever since medieval times, his family has kept a secret recipe for the secret sauce of the family burger- the Krabby Patty. Later in life, Krabs would go into business selling these. In his childhood, times were rough and Mr. Krabs and his family were poor. Mr. Krabs' mother had to sew rags for clothes. Their neighbor, Old Man Jenkins of whom Mr. Krabs thought as family helped them through rough times.<br />
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==Rivalry==<br />
Sheldon J. Plankton, born on the same day as Krabs, was his best friend from birth. While at the carnival, Mr. Krabs was amazed at a penny he found, when Plankton told him all about money. In the episode "My Pretty Seahorse", Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob of a story about his father giving him a dollar at the age of five years old. He recalls that he loved that dollar; however, he spent it on a soda, one hot day at the beach.<br />
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===Rivalry with his Class=== <br />
Because of his family's poverty, Krabs was teased at Poseidon Elementary School, where Plankton was his only friend. The only place to get a burger in Bikini Bottom, was Stinky Burger, which was owned by a wealthy citizen, [[Stinky]]. Krabs and Plankton wanted to get a burger there but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. After seeing Stinky's wealth, this inspired Krabs and Plankton to create their own burger. When they finally completed it, no one was around to buy it. Upon seeing Old Man Jenkins there, he was the first to try the "[[Plabs burger]]". However, the burger was contaminated and Jenkins died. This caused Plankton and Krabs to argue about the burger. Plankton attempted to steal the formula, which ripped in half. Plankton took their burger batch and decided to go into business alone. A shelf in their dump restaurant collapsed, which combined certain ingredients together to form a perfect burger batch. Both Plankton and Krabs attempted to sell their separate creations separately, where only Krabs succeeded. Since the recipe is said to be an old Krabs family recipe, Mr. Krabs' accidental recipe for a burger patty combined with his family's secret sauce. This lead Mr. Krabs to start a business which lead his family out of poverty. Mr. Krabs and his family lived in a pink house where Betsy Krabs lives in the present and his bed and toys.<br />
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==Personality== <br />
Eugene H. Krabs has always been a penny-pinching financial genius, and is obsessed with money. He once sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. He has given his employees a bill instead of pay because they kept goofing off (such as breathing, standing, or tying ones shoes). Once, he wanted his employees to pay him when they did things such as lollygagging, breathing, and even existing! He also attempted to retrieve a dollar (or the fragments of it) after it had been put through a blender. In Welcome to the Chum Bucket, he has a good singing voice.Mr.Krab's nose is also very,very,very,very sensitive and can smell up to anything that he detests.According to Hooky, he can smell 30,000 miles of laziness. Also, he has made the Krusty Krab's employee law that no one should take a break at the Krusty Krab up to 3 generations. Mr .Krabs also has no insurance, life insurance, car insurance, or hospital insurance as revealed in The Lost Mattress because he's a very, very greedy and cheap man who never likes to spend his money.<br />
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==Career== [[Image: Dollies.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs Dollerama]] [[Image:Krabs kreditkarte.jpg|thumb|right|Mastercarp]]<br />
Mr. Krabs' career began after a war, where he was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab," which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty". He decided to go into business selling his family's Krabby Patty burger. It was revealed to be a family secret in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]." and it was [[King Krabs]] who named the burger, back in the Middle Ages. In 1959, a chum famine wiped out all of the chum crops, causing Krabs to give no breaks to his employees.<br />
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The [[Krusty Krab]] has come close to going out of business due to such rival restaurants as the aforementioned [[Chum Bucket]], Pretty Patty stand, and [[KelpShake]]s just to name a few. The building is also in serious disrepair, as its walls ooze green slime, and it has seriously faulty electrical wiring. Mr. Krabs' idea of maintenance is to simply place giant bandages on cracks in the walls, which obviously is inadequate. Also, in one episode, only half of the Krusty Krab is lit and other is in the dark (Krab's reason was that he shouldn't need to light the entire restaurant).<br />
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An Olympics-type sporting event that was started about 1981, called The Fry Cook Games, runs every year. Krabs and [[Plankton]] compete in the games, in which Krabs hopes to glorify his restaurant. Mr. Krabs won gold one year for a challenge by lifting a pickles-dumbell, however lost to Plankton in the Onion-Ring Routine.<br />
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In the [[SpongeBob]] Squarepants movie, Mr. Krabs opened [[The Krusty Krab 2]], right next to the original burger stand, where [[Squidward]] is chosen to be the manager (much to SpongeBob's dismay)... that is until the end of the movie, where SpongeBob becomes its manager.<br />
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==Biography== [[Image:Anglerkrabs.jpg|thumb|right|"This is where clam fishing gets serious!" As said from [[Clams]].]]<br />
Krabs sometimes identifies himself as a sailor, most likely because he did serve in the Navy at one point and he's from a pirate dynasty. The Navy was where he earned the tough manly nickname "Armor Abs Krabs". During his service, he was the chief janitor on the S.S. Gourmet and "head chef" on the "S.S. Diarrhea". Sometimes when he appears onscreen, sailor's music is played; Krabs uses sea-faring vocabulary; he calls his staff his 'crew', and the disagreement as 'mutiny', calls the bathroom the head while his laugh is also appropriate ('Ar 'ar 'ar 'ar 'ar'). In contrast to his namesake, Krabs is something of a miser; he is known to go insane if he has to give up so much as a penny. In "Born Again Krabs", he gave SpongeBob up to the [[Flying Dutchman]] for only sixty-two cents, but repented later. When customers leave the restaurant because they do not like the food (which is usually due to SpongeBob or Squidward's inaccuracies), he uses catchphrases - these include "That's me money walkin' out the door!", or "There's gonna be a few changes around here!"<br />
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However, he's a caring and thoughtful crab; he appreciates his employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles (who help keep his restaurant afloat), dotes on his daughter, [[Pearl Krabs]], and in one episode, he found his second love (after money), Mrs. Puff (in "Krusty Love"). Mr. Krabs' arch-rival and somewhat friend is Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of rival restaurant The Chum Bucket across the street from his establishment. Plankton later shot his former best friend through grief and revenge. He has a mother, Mama Krabs, who lives in a near identical version of his anchor home, except it is pink. His address was also revealed to be 3541 Anchor Way. Mr. Krabs tries to keep it cheap when purchasing anything, even though he's the richest crab in the ocean, which often results in Pearl becoming extremely disappointed in her gifts, such as on her 16th birthday or the infamous Squeaky Boots. Mr. Krabs also owns a pet worm named "[[Mr. Doodles]]" as seen in the episode "As Seen On TV" and "Sandy's Rocket". It is also shown in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean that he can extend his arms to great distances to collect items. Even though he's a cheapskate he will not use anything but the best ingredients in his Krabby Patties and is against them being manufactured probably since the Secret Formula is his pride or he just realizes that if he uses cheap ingredients people will stop coming.<br />
[[Image:Mrdoodles.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs pet worm [[Mr. Doodles]].]]<br />
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==Trivia== [[Image:Geschichtekrossekrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Krabs!]]<br />
*Whenever Mr. Krabs - on every occasion - would take a customer's order, he never actually gets to finish it. This is due to the fact that he always is ordering for a robot (Plankton), a squeaking fish, etc.<br />
*In [[Christmas Who?]], Mr. Krabs had the ability to sing in a high girly voice similar to that of a 70's singer.<br />
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''Eugene H. Krabs'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Gender:''' || Male<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Species:''' || Crab<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Color:''' || Crimson (Revealed in Banned In Bikini Bottom)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Eye Color:''' || Green<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Birthday:''' || November 30, 1942<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Height:''' || 0-07<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Weight:''' || 5 oz.<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|-'''Adress'' || 3457 Anchor Way<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Credit Card''' || Mastercarp 00012387- Mr. Eugene Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Interests:''' || Making money, clam fishing<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Aliases:''' ||<br />
*Armor Abs Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Family:''' || <br />
*[[Mama Krabs]]<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] Daughter<br />
*Grandpappy Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Ancestors:''' ||<br />
*[[King Krabs]]<br />
*[[Prehistoric Krabs]]<br />
*[[Princess Pearl]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Descendants:''' ||<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Friends:''' || <br />
*[[Plankton]]- As Kids<br />
*Possibly [[SpongeBob]]<br />
*Possibly [[Patrick]]<br />
*Possibly [[Squidward]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Employer(s)'''||<br />
*Owner of the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''First Appearence:''' ||<br />
*[[Help Wanted]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
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*[[Clancy Brown]] (series)<br />
*Dee Bradley Baker (singing voice in Christmas Who?)<br />
*Joe Whyte (video games: SuperSponge, Operation Krabby Patty, Battle for Bikini Bottom) <br />
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Eugene Hector Krabs, better known as simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character on the [[Nickelodeon]] animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Eugene H. Krabs is the penny-pinching owner and founder of The [[Krusty Krab]], a fast food restaurant in Bikini Bottom. In his childhood, he formed a friendship with Sheldon J. Plankton which eventually turned into a bitter rivalry. He's the 4th main character of the show.<br />
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==Early life== [[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|thumb|left|Baby Krabs and Baby [[Plankton]]]] <br />
Eugene H. Krabs, born on November 30, 1942, was the son of [[Mama Krabs]] and Victor Krabs and grandson of Grandpappy Krabs. He is a descendant of the medieval King, King Krabs. Ever since medieval times, his family has kept a secret recipe for the secret sauce of the family burger- the Krabby Patty. Later in life, Krabs would go into business selling these. In his childhood, times were rough and Mr. Krabs and his family were poor. Mr. Krabs' mother had to sew rags for clothes. Their neighbor, Old Man Jenkins of whom Mr. Krabs thought as family helped them through rough times.<br />
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==Rivalry==<br />
Sheldon J. Plankton, born on the same day as Krabs, was his best friend from birth. While at the carnival, Mr. Krabs was amazed at a penny he found, when Plankton told him all about money. In the episode "My Pretty Seahorse", Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob of a story about his father giving him a dollar at the age of five years old. He recalls that he loved that dollar; however, he spent it on a soda, one hot day at the beach.<br />
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===Rivalry with his Class=== <br />
Because of his family's poverty, Krabs was teased at Poseidon Elementary School, where Plankton was his only friend. The only place to get a burger in Bikini Bottom, was Stinky Burger, which was owned by a wealthy citizen, [[Stinky]]. Krabs and Plankton wanted to get a burger there but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. After seeing Stinky's wealth, this inspired Krabs and Plankton to create their own burger. When they finally completed it, no one was around to buy it. Upon seeing Old Man Jenkins there, he was the first to try the "[[Plabs burger]]". However, the burger was contaminated and Jenkins died. This caused Plankton and Krabs to argue about the burger. Plankton attempted to steal the formula, which ripped in half. Plankton took their burger batch and decided to go into business alone. A shelf in their dump restaurant collapsed, which combined certain ingredients together to form a perfect burger batch. Both Plankton and Krabs attempted to sell their separate creations separately, where only Krabs succeeded. Since the recipe is said to be an old Krabs family recipe, Mr. Krabs' accidental recipe for a burger patty combined with his family's secret sauce. This lead Mr. Krabs to start a business which lead his family out of poverty. Mr. Krabs and his family lived in a pink house where Betsy Krabs lives in the present and his bed and toys.<br />
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==Personality== <br />
Eugene H. Krabs has always been a penny-pinching financial genius, and is obsessed with money. He once sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. He has given his employees a bill instead of pay because they kept goofing off (such as breathing, standing, or tying ones shoes). Once, he wanted his employees to pay him when they did things such as lollygagging, breathing, and even existing! He also attempted to retrieve a dollar (or the fragments of it) after it had been put through a blender. In Welcome to the Chum Bucket, he has a good singing voice.Mr.Krab's nose is also very,very,very,very sensitive and can smell up to anything that he detests.According to Hooky, he can smell 30,000 miles of laziness. Also, he has made the Krusty Krab's employee law that no one should take a break at the Krusty Krab up to 3 generations. Mr .Krabs also has no insurance, life insurance, car insurance, or hospital insurance as revealed in The Lost Mattress because he's a very, very greedy and cheap man who never likes to spend his money.<br />
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==Career== [[Image: Dollies.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs Dollerama]] [[Image:Krabs kreditkarte.jpg|thumb|right|Mastercarp]]<br />
Mr. Krabs' career began after a war, where he was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab," which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty". He decided to go into business selling his family's Krabby Patty burger. It was revealed to be a family secret in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]." and it was [[King Krabs]] who named the burger, back in the Middle Ages. In 1959, a chum famine wiped out all of the chum crops, causing Krabs to give no breaks to his employees.<br />
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The [[Krusty Krab]] has come close to going out of business due to such rival restaurants as the aforementioned [[Chum Bucket]], Pretty Patty stand, and [[KelpShake]]s just to name a few. The building is also in serious disrepair, as its walls ooze green slime, and it has seriously faulty electrical wiring. Mr. Krabs' idea of maintenance is to simply place giant bandages on cracks in the walls, which obviously is inadequate. Also, in one episode, only half of the Krusty Krab is lit and other is in the dark (Krab's reason was that he shouldn't need to light the entire restaurant).<br />
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An Olympics-type sporting event that was started about 1981, called The Fry Cook Games, runs every year. Krabs and [[Plankton]] compete in the games, in which Krabs hopes to glorify his restaurant. Mr. Krabs won gold one year for a challenge by lifting a pickles-dumbell, however lost to Plankton in the Onion-Ring Routine.<br />
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In the [[SpongeBob]] Squarepants movie, Mr. Krabs opened [[The Krusty Krab 2]], right next to the original burger stand, where [[Squidward]] is chosen to be the manager (much to SpongeBob's dismay)... that is until the end of the movie, where SpongeBob becomes its manager.<br />
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==Biography== [[Image:Anglerkrabs.jpg|thumb|right|"This is where clam fishing gets serious!" As said from [[Clams]].]]<br />
Krabs sometimes identifies himself as a sailor, most likely because he did serve in the Navy at one point and he's from a pirate dynasty. The Navy was where he earned the tough manly nickname "Armor Abs Krabs". During his service, he was the chief janitor on the S.S. Gourmet and "head chef" on the "S.S. Diarrhea". Sometimes when he appears onscreen, sailor's music is played; Krabs uses sea-faring vocabulary; he calls his staff his 'crew', and the disagreement as 'mutiny', calls the bathroom the head while his laugh is also appropriate ('Ar 'ar 'ar 'ar 'ar'). In contrast to his namesake, Krabs is something of a miser; he is known to go insane if he has to give up so much as a penny. In "Born Again Krabs", he gave SpongeBob up to the [[Flying Dutchman]] for only sixty-two cents, but repented later. When customers leave the restaurant because they do not like the food (which is usually due to SpongeBob or Squidward's inaccuracies), he uses catchphrases - these include "That's me money walkin' out the door!", or "There's gonna be a few changes around here!"<br />
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However, he's a caring and thoughtful crab; he appreciates his employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles (who help keep his restaurant afloat), dotes on his daughter, [[Pearl Krabs]], and in one episode, he found his second love (after money), Mrs. Puff (in "Krusty Love"). Mr. Krabs' arch-rival and somewhat friend is Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of rival restaurant The Chum Bucket across the street from his establishment. Plankton later shot his former best friend through grief and revenge. He has a mother, Mama Krabs, who lives in a near identical version of his anchor home, except it is pink. His address was also revealed to be 3541 Anchor Way. Mr. Krabs tries to keep it cheap when purchasing anything, even though he's the richest crab in the ocean, which often results in Pearl becoming extremely disappointed in her gifts, such as on her 16th birthday or the infamous Squeaky Boots. Mr. Krabs also owns a pet worm named "[[Mr. Doodles]]" as seen in the episode "As Seen On TV" and "Sandy's Rocket". It is also shown in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean that he can extend his arms to great distances to collect items. Even though he's a cheapskate he will not use anything but the best ingredients in his Krabby Patties and is against them being manufactured probably since the Secret Formula is his pride or he just realizes that if he uses cheap ingredients people will stop coming.<br />
[[Image:Mrdoodles.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs pet worm [[Mr. Doodles]].]]<br />
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==Trivia== [[Image:Geschichtekrossekrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Krabs!]]<br />
*Whenever Mr. Krabs - on every occasion - would take a customer's order, he never actually gets to finish it. This is due to the fact that he always is ordering for a robot (Plankton), a squeaking fish, etc.<br />
*In [[Christmas Who?]], Mr. Krabs had the ability to sing in a high girly voice similar to that of a 70's singer.<br />
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! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
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| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
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| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
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| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
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| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
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| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
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| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
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| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
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| Rival: ||*[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]] (arch nemesis)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
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| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
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| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
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| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
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| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
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| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
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| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
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'''Squidward Johanssen Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
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==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
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[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
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Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
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==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
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Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
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Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
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==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
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==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
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==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
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==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
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===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
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==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Watering.jpg|350px]] <br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
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| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
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| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
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| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
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| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: ||*[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]] (arch nemesis)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
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| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
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| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
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| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
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| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
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| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
<br />
==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
<br />
==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: ||*[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
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| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
<br />
==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
<br />
===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
<br />
==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || *[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
|-bgcolor="ffffff"<br />
| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
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==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
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==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
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==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
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==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Watering.jpg|350px]] <br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || *[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
|-bgcolor="ffffff"<br />
| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
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==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
<br />
==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
<br />
===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
<br />
==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || *[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
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| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
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==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
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==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
<br />
==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Watering.jpg|350px]] <br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || *[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
|-bgcolor="ffffff"<br />
| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
<br />
==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
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==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
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| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
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| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
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| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || *[[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
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| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
<br />
'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
<br />
==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
<br />
===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
<br />
==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || [[Squilliam Fancyson]] <br />
[[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
|-bgcolor="ffffff"<br />
| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
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==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
<br />
===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
<br />
==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Watering.jpg|350px]] <br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1975<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || [[Squilliam Fancyson]] [[Gary]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
|-bgcolor="ffffff"<br />
| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
<br />
Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
<br />
==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
<br />
Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
<br />
Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
<br />
==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
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==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
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==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
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==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
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===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
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==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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'''Marty''' is one of the characters from the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] TV series. He is [[Patrick]]'s fake father. He appears in the episode: [[I'm with Stupid]] where SpongeBob pretends to be dumb for Patrick's fake parents. He was not quite smart himself because he found out at the end that he did not have a son. He is married to [[Janet]].<br />
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===Looks===<br />
Marty is basically an overweight starfish. He is a darker color than Patrick and he wears dark blue pants and a cheap looking white top that is a little bit small that it shows his stomach. He seems to be as dumb as Patrick as he believes that SpongeBob is dumb and that Patrick is smart.<br />
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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#AADEDE;width:400px;"<br />
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Date of Birth: || October 19, 1965<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Name in other languages:|| <br />
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German<br />
*Carlo Tentacules - French<br />
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish<br />
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian<br />
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese<br />
*Сепия - Bulgarian<br />
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch<br />
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Species: || <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]</span><br />
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Nickname: || <br />
*Squid <br />
*[[The Thing]] <br />
*Smelly <br />
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Address: || [[Squidward's House|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Jobs || <br />
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener|41a]])<br />
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])<br />
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]) <br />
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])<br />
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| Friend: || <br />
*[[Clarinet]]<br />
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook<br />
*In some episodes, [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Rival: || [[Squilliam Fancyson]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Interests: || <br />
*Play the clarinet<br />
*Art<br />
*Free dance<br />
*Ride a bicycle<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite dish: || <br />
*Canned Bread<br />
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls<br />
*Fumed sausages<br />
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Ancestor: ||<br />
* [[Squog]] <br />
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool<br />
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| Favorite music: || <br />
*Solitude in E-Minor<br />
*[[Boys Who Cry]]<br />
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz]</span> ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Favorite magazines: || <br />
*Magazines about modern dance<br />
*[[Squid Ink.]]<br />
*[[Fancy Living Digest]] (Has a subscription)<br />
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| Vices: || <br />
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")<br />
*He has no hair<br />
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing You Well|72b]])<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Portrayers: || <br />
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English<br />
*Eberhard Prüter - German<br />
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese<br />
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'''Squidward Jonnsson Tentacles''' is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.<br />
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearance. <br />
His mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])''' <br />
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==Personality==<br />
Squidward Johanssen Tentacles is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. <br />
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[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]] <br />
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in '[[Squidville]]', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in '[[Squid's Day Off]]' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.<br />
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Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.<br />
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==Lifestyle==<br />
[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward writes a song]] <br />
Squidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[Clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really, his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio, riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although while he is relaxing, usually SpongeBob interrupts him.<br />
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Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he will not admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair. While talking to Jim about life, Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it, all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.<br />
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Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately, for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also has been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.<br />
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==Squidward's Minor Jobs==<br />
*Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]])<br />
*Inventor of Jellyfishing<br />
*Jellyfisher ([[Jellyfishing]])<br />
*Time Traveler <br />
*Clarinet Player <br />
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook ([[Pickles]], [[Hooky]])<br />
*Snail-Sitter ([[I Was a Teenage Gary]])<br />
*Art Lesson Teacher ([[Artist Unknown]])<br />
*Band Director ([[Band Geeks]])<br />
*He Attends Dancing Lessons ([[Patty Caper]], [[Squidville]], [[Slimy Dancing]])[[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]<br />
*Criminal<br />
*Krusty Krab's Owner ([[Squilliam Returns]])<br />
*Cake Baker ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick ([[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]])<br />
*Santa Claus ([[Christmas Who?]])<br />
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Superhero (Captain Magma, in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]])<br />
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)<br />
*Professor (for a temporary time)<br />
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==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick==<br />
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward makes SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. Now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward gets the contrary of his idea.<br />
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. However, the controller is going to check, if there are no perturbing neighbors, otherwise, he must not move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick do not disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are three Squidward’s, she refuses the move.<br />
*In [[SB-129]], Squidward wants to play the clarinet without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after, he is frozen and unfreezes 2000 years later. He does not want to stay there and with a time machine, he moves in the past and at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he cannot live without SpongeBob and Patrick.<br />
*In [[Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs' arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. However, whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks of ways SpongeBob will destroy the Krusty Krab, which would get him in trouble.<br />
*In [[Squidville]], Squidward moves to [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. However, Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob and Patrick and returns to Conch Street.<br />
*In [[Good Neighbors]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom, Squidward must serve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick each Sunday.<br />
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward cannot sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop laughing, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much that he cannot laugh anymore. However, instead of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.<br />
*In [[Hocus Pocus]], SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.<br />
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob defeats it.<br />
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==Squidward's especial default==<br />
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.<br />
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.<br />
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.<br />
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.<br />
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.<br />
*In [[The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!<br />
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.<br />
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==Other==<br />
===Alter Egos===<br />
*[[Thing]] is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing|76a]]) <br />
*[[Squidly]] was [[King Krabs]]' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])<br />
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).<br />
*[[The Handsome Man]] is Squidward as a handsome person.<br />
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)|Squidward Santa]]<br />
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===Squidward's Weaknesses===<br />
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too ([[Reef Blower|1b]]).<br />
* Imagination ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* MAGIC from the [[Wishing Well]]<br />
* Love and Nice Things<br />
* The PAPER ([[The Paper]])<br />
* Losing Hair (few Episodes)<br />
* Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)<br />
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===Family=== [[Image:1234567777.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward as a baby?!]]<br />
*[[Mama Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)<br />
*[[Squog]] (Ancestor)<br />
*[[Squidly]] (Ancestor)<br />
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==Disappearances==<br />
Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only one he appeared in being [[Boating Buddies]]. <br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.<br>In the USA this <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off]</span> was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].<br />
*Squidward's name is a <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]</span>; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".<br />
*His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.<br />
*Squidward is claustrophobic. ([[Wishing You Well|72b]]).<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
* "I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])<br />
* "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
* "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)<br />
* "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"<br />
* "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"<br />
* "Listen SpongeBob, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"<br />
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! colspan="2" | '''Eugene H. Krabs'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Gender:''' || Male<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Species:''' || Crab<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Color:''' || Crimson (Revealed in Banned In Bikini Bottom)<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Eye Color:''' || Green<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Birthday:''' || November 30, 1942 (Age 66)<br />
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| '''Height:''' || 0-07<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Weight:''' || 5 oz.<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|-'''Adress'' || 3457 Anchor Way<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Credit Card''' || Mastercarp 00012387- Mr. Eugene Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Interests:''' || Making money, clam fishing<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Aliases:''' ||<br />
*Armor Abs Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Family:''' || <br />
*[[Mama Krabs]]<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] Daughter<br />
*Grandpappy Krabs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Ancestors:''' ||<br />
*[[King Krabs]]<br />
*[[Prehistoric Krabs]]<br />
*[[Princess Pearl]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Descendants:''' ||<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]]<br />
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| '''Friends:''' || <br />
*[[Plankton]]- As Kids<br />
*Possibly [[SpongeBob]]<br />
*Possibly [[Patrick]]<br />
*Possibly [[Squidward]]<br />
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| '''Employer(s)'''||<br />
*Owner of the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
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| '''First Appearence:''' ||<br />
*[[Help Wanted]]<br />
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| '''Portrayer:''' ||<br />
*[[Clancy Brown]] (series)<br />
*Dee Bradley Baker (singing voice in Christmas Who?)<br />
*Joe Whyte (video games: SuperSponge, Operation Krabby Patty, Battle for Bikini Bottom) <br />
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|}<br />
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Eugene Hector Krabs, better known as simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character on the [[Nickelodeon]] animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Eugene H. Krabs is the penny-pinching owner and founder of The [[Krusty Krab]], a fast food restaurant in Bikini Bottom. In his childhood, he formed a friendship with Sheldon J. Plankton which eventually turned into a bitter rivalry. He's the 4th main character of the show.<br />
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==Early life== [[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|thumb|left|Baby Krabs and Baby [[Plankton]]]] <br />
Eugene H. Krabs, born on November 30, 1942, was the son of [[Mama Krabs]] and Victor Krabs and grandson of Grandpappy Krabs. He is a descendant of the medieval King, King Krabs. Ever since medieval times, his family has kept a secret recipe for the secret sauce of the family burger- the Krabby Patty. Later in life, Krabs would go into business selling these. In his childhood, times were rough and Mr. Krabs and his family were poor. Mr. Krabs' mother had to sew rags for clothes. Their neighbor, Old Man Jenkins of whom Mr. Krabs thought as family helped them through rough times.<br />
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==Rivalry==<br />
Sheldon J. Plankton, born on the same day as Krabs, was his best friend from birth. While at the carnival, Mr. Krabs was amazed at a penny he found, when Plankton told him all about money. In the episode "My Pretty Seahorse", Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob of a story about his father giving him a dollar at the age of five years old. He recalls that he loved that dollar; however, he spent it on a soda, one hot day at the beach.<br />
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===Rivalry with his Class=== <br />
Because of his family's poverty, Krabs was teased at Poseidon Elementary School, where Plankton was his only friend. The only place to get a burger in Bikini Bottom, was Stinky Burger, which was owned by a wealthy citizen, [[Stinky]]. Krabs and Plankton wanted to get a burger there but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. After seeing Stinky's wealth, this inspired Krabs and Plankton to create their own burger. When they finally completed it, no one was around to buy it. Upon seeing Old Man Jenkins there, he was the first to try the "[[Plabs burger]]". However, the burger was contaminated and Jenkins died. This caused Plankton and Krabs to argue about the burger. Plankton attempted to steal the formula, which ripped in half. Plankton took their burger batch and decided to go into business alone. A shelf in their dump restaurant collapsed, which combined certain ingredients together to form a perfect burger batch. Both Plankton and Krabs attempted to sell their separate creations separately, where only Krabs succeeded. Since the recipe is said to be an old Krabs family recipe, Mr. Krabs' accidental recipe for a burger patty combined with his family's secret sauce. This lead Mr. Krabs to start a business which lead his family out of poverty. Mr. Krabs and his family lived in a pink house where Betsy Krabs lives in the present and his bed and toys.<br />
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==Personality== <br />
Eugene H. Krabs has always been a penny-pinching financial genius, and is obsessed with money. He once sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. He has given his employees a bill instead of pay because they kept goofing off (such as breathing, standing, or tying ones shoes). Once, he wanted his employees to pay him when they did things such as lollygagging, breathing, and even existing! He also attempted to retrieve a dollar (or the fragments of it) after it had been put through a blender. In Welcome to the Chum Bucket, he has a good singing voice.Mr.Krab's nose is also very,very,very,very sensitive and can smell up to anything that he detests.According to Hooky, he can smell 30,000 miles of laziness. Also, he has made the Krusty Krab's employee law that no one should take a break at the Krusty Krab up to 3 generations. Mr .Krabs also has no insurance, life insurance, car insurance, or hospital insurance as revealed in The Lost Mattress because he's a very, very greedy and cheap man who never likes to spend his money.<br />
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==Career== [[Image: Dollies.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs Dollerama]] [[Image:Krabs kreditkarte.jpg|thumb|right|Mastercarp]]<br />
Mr. Krabs' career began after a war, where he was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab," which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty". He decided to go into business selling his family's Krabby Patty burger. It was revealed to be a family secret in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]." and it was [[King Krabs]] who named the burger, back in the Middle Ages. In 1959, a chum famine wiped out all of the chum crops, causing Krabs to give no breaks to his employees.<br />
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The [[Krusty Krab]] has come close to going out of business due to such rival restaurants as the aforementioned [[Chum Bucket]], Pretty Patty stand, and [[KelpShake]]s just to name a few. The building is also in serious disrepair, as its walls ooze green slime, and it has seriously faulty electrical wiring. Mr. Krabs' idea of maintenance is to simply place giant bandages on cracks in the walls, which obviously is inadequate. Also, in one episode, only half of the Krusty Krab is lit and other is in the dark (Krab's reason was that he shouldn't need to light the entire restaurant).<br />
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An Olympics-type sporting event that was started about 1981, called The Fry Cook Games, runs every year. Krabs and [[Plankton]] compete in the games, in which Krabs hopes to glorify his restaurant. Mr. Krabs won gold one year for a challenge by lifting a pickles-dumbell, however lost to Plankton in the Onion-Ring Routine.<br />
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In the [[SpongeBob]] Squarepants movie, Mr. Krabs opened [[The Krusty Krab 2]], right next to the original burger stand, where [[Squidward]] is chosen to be the manager (much to SpongeBob's dismay)... that is until the end of the movie, where SpongeBob becomes its manager.<br />
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==Biography== [[Image:Anglerkrabs.jpg|thumb|right|"This is where clam fishing gets serious!" As said from [[Clams]].]]<br />
Krabs sometimes identifies himself as a sailor, most likely because he did serve in the Navy at one point and he's from a pirate dynasty. The Navy was where he earned the tough manly nickname "Armor Abs Krabs". During his service, he was the chief janitor on the S.S. Gourmet and "head chef" on the "S.S. Diarrhea". Sometimes when he appears onscreen, sailor's music is played; Krabs uses sea-faring vocabulary; he calls his staff his 'crew', and the disagreement as 'mutiny', calls the bathroom the head while his laugh is also appropriate ('Ar 'ar 'ar 'ar 'ar'). In contrast to his namesake, Krabs is something of a miser; he is known to go insane if he has to give up so much as a penny. In "Born Again Krabs", he gave SpongeBob up to the [[Flying Dutchman]] for only sixty-two cents, but repented later. When customers leave the restaurant because they do not like the food (which is usually due to SpongeBob or Squidward's inaccuracies), he uses catchphrases - these include "That's me money walkin' out the door!", or "There's gonna be a few changes around here!"<br />
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However, he's a caring and thoughtful crab; he appreciates his employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles (who help keep his restaurant afloat), dotes on his daughter, [[Pearl Krabs]], and in one episode, he found his second love (after money), Mrs. Puff (in "Krusty Love"). Mr. Krabs' arch-rival and somewhat friend is Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of rival restaurant The Chum Bucket across the street from his establishment. Plankton later shot his former best friend through grief and revenge. He has a mother, Mama Krabs, who lives in a near identical version of his anchor home, except it is pink. His address was also revealed to be 3541 Anchor Way. Mr. Krabs tries to keep it cheap when purchasing anything, even though he's the richest crab in the ocean, which often results in Pearl becoming extremely disappointed in her gifts, such as on her 16th birthday or the infamous Squeaky Boots. Mr. Krabs also owns a pet worm named "[[Mr. Doodles]]" as seen in the episode "As Seen On TV" and "Sandy's Rocket". It is also shown in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean that he can extend his arms to great distances to collect items. Even though he's a cheapskate he will not use anything but the best ingredients in his Krabby Patties and is against them being manufactured probably since the Secret Formula is his pride or he just realizes that if he uses cheap ingredients people will stop coming.<br />
[[Image:Mrdoodles.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs pet worm [[Mr. Doodles]].]]<br />
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==Trivia== [[Image:Geschichtekrossekrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Krabs!]]<br />
*Whenever Mr. Krabs - on every occasion - would take a customer's order, he never actually gets to finish it. This is due to the fact that he always is ordering for a robot (Plankton), a squeaking fish, etc.<br />
*In [[Christmas Who?]], Mr. Krabs had the ability to sing in a high girly voice similar to that of a 70's singer.<br />
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<div>There has been many versions of the [[Krabby Patty]], and the ''real'' formula still remains unknown. It is revealed in '[[The Patty Caper]]', the the secret ingredient seems to be from the letters R to Z. Starting from Raw and to the last letter of Z. It is said the ingredient is a "S", and is: ''Secret Sauce." The real formula might be "'''''tartar sauce'''''".<br />
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==The Regular Krabby Patty==<br />
The Krabby Patty secret formula still remains unknown. The formula was supposedly revealed in the episodes: [[Pickles]] and [[Plankton's Army]] but that formula is a fake. <br />
<br />
'''''Known Ingredients'''''<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Jelly Patty===<br />
There is one version with [[jellyfish]] jelly:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Jellyfish Jelly<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Pretty Patties===<br />
SpongeBob once invented a new Krabby Patty version with food coloring.<br />
<br />
*Food Coloring<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
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===The Kuddly Krab Patty===<br />
[[The Kuddly Krab Patty]] is sold at [[The Kuddly Krab]] The recipe is simple:<br />
<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
<br />
===Krabby O Mondays Patty===<br />
[[Krabby O Mondays]] has one version. It is made from the following:<br />
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*Some kind of slime shaped like a Krabby Patty<br />
*Spray paint to look like a Krabby Patty<br />
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===Chum Patty===<br />
The Chum Patty is simple. It has the following:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Chum<br />
*Top Bun<br />
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==Inventors==<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]] (The Original Krabby Patty)<br />
*SpongeBob SquarePants (Jelly Patty and Pretty Patties)<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] ([[The Kuddly Krab]] Patty)<br />
*[[Carl]] (Krabby O Mondays Patty)<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]] (Chum Patty)<br />
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<div>There has been many versions of the [[Krabby Patty]], and the ''real'' formula still remains unknown. It is revealed in '[[The Patty Caper]]', the the secret ingredient seems to be from the letters R to Z. Starting from Raw and to the last letter of Z. It is said the ingredient is a "S", and is: ''Secret Sauce." The real formula might be "'''''''tartar sauce'''''''".<br />
<br />
==The Regular Krabby Patty==<br />
The Krabby Patty secret formula still remains unknown. The formula was supposedly revealed in the episodes: [[Pickles]] and [[Plankton's Army]] but that formula is a fake. <br />
<br />
'''''Known Ingredients'''''<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Jelly Patty===<br />
There is one version with [[jellyfish]] jelly:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Jellyfish Jelly<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Pretty Patties===<br />
SpongeBob once invented a new Krabby Patty version with food coloring.<br />
<br />
*Food Coloring<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
<br />
===The Kuddly Krab Patty===<br />
[[The Kuddly Krab Patty]] is sold at [[The Kuddly Krab]] The recipe is simple:<br />
<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
<br />
===Krabby O Mondays Patty===<br />
[[Krabby O Mondays]] has one version. It is made from the following:<br />
<br />
*Some kind of slime shaped like a Krabby Patty<br />
*Spray paint to look like a Krabby Patty<br />
<br />
===Chum Patty===<br />
The Chum Patty is simple. It has the following:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Chum<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
==Inventors==<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]] (The Original Krabby Patty)<br />
*SpongeBob SquarePants (Jelly Patty and Pretty Patties)<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] ([[The Kuddly Krab]] Patty)<br />
*[[Carl]] (Krabby O Mondays Patty)<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]] (Chum Patty)<br />
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<div>There has been many versions of the [[Krabby Patty]], and the ''real'' formula still remains unknown. It is revealed in '[[The Patty Caper]]', the the secret ingredient seems to be from the letters R to Z. Starting from Raw and to the last letter of Z. It is said the ingredient is a "S", and is: ''Secret Sauce." The real formula might be "'''''tartar sauce'''''".<br />
<br />
==The Regular Krabby Patty==<br />
The Krabby Patty secret formula still remains unknown. The formula was supposedly revealed in the episodes: [[Pickles]] and [[Plankton's Army]] but that formula is a fake. <br />
<br />
'''''Known Ingredients'''''<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Jelly Patty===<br />
There is one version with [[jellyfish]] jelly:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Jellyfish Jelly<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Pretty Patties===<br />
SpongeBob once invented a new Krabby Patty version with food coloring.<br />
<br />
*Food Coloring<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
<br />
===The Kuddly Krab Patty===<br />
[[The Kuddly Krab Patty]] is sold at [[The Kuddly Krab]] The recipe is simple:<br />
<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
<br />
===Krabby O Mondays Patty===<br />
[[Krabby O Mondays]] has one version. It is made from the following:<br />
<br />
*Some kind of slime shaped like a Krabby Patty<br />
*Spray paint to look like a Krabby Patty<br />
<br />
===Chum Patty===<br />
The Chum Patty is simple. It has the following:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Chum<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
==Inventors==<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]] (The Original Krabby Patty)<br />
*SpongeBob SquarePants (Jelly Patty and Pretty Patties)<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] ([[The Kuddly Krab]] Patty)<br />
*[[Carl]] (Krabby O Mondays Patty)<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]] (Chum Patty)<br />
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<div>There has been many versions of the [[Krabby Patty]], and the ''real'' formula still remains unknown. It is revealed in '[[The Patty Caper]]', the the secret ingredient seems to be from the letters R to Z. Starting from Raw and to the last letter of Z. It is said the ingredient is a "S", and is: ''Secret Sauce." The real formula might be tartar sauce.<br />
<br />
==The Regular Krabby Patty==<br />
The Krabby Patty secret formula still remains unknown. The formula was supposedly revealed in the episodes: [[Pickles]] and [[Plankton's Army]] but that formula is a fake. <br />
<br />
'''''Known Ingredients'''''<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Jelly Patty===<br />
There is one version with [[jellyfish]] jelly:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Jellyfish Jelly<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Mayonnaise<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
===Pretty Patties===<br />
SpongeBob once invented a new Krabby Patty version with food coloring.<br />
<br />
*Food Coloring<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Patty<br />
*Secret Sauce<br />
*Ketchup<br />
*Mustard<br />
*Cheese<br />
*Pickles<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
*Onions<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
<br />
===The Kuddly Krab Patty===<br />
[[The Kuddly Krab Patty]] is sold at [[The Kuddly Krab]] The recipe is simple:<br />
<br />
*Lettuce<br />
*Tomato<br />
<br />
===Krabby O Mondays Patty===<br />
[[Krabby O Mondays]] has one version. It is made from the following:<br />
<br />
*Some kind of slime shaped like a Krabby Patty<br />
*Spray paint to look like a Krabby Patty<br />
<br />
===Chum Patty===<br />
The Chum Patty is simple. It has the following:<br />
<br />
*Bottom Bun<br />
*Chum<br />
*Top Bun<br />
<br />
==Inventors==<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]] (The Original Krabby Patty)<br />
*SpongeBob SquarePants (Jelly Patty and Pretty Patties)<br />
*[[Pearl Krabs]] ([[The Kuddly Krab]] Patty)<br />
*[[Carl]] (Krabby O Mondays Patty)<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]] (Chum Patty)<br />
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