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Goo Goo Gas (Episode)

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'''"Goo Goo Gas"''' is an episode from Season 5

==Info==
===Characters===
[[Image:Babys.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and Squidward as dogs]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Police]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
After another attempt to steal the formula, Plankton creates a gas that turns adults into babies.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the third time SpongeBob is seen as a baby. The other times were in the episodes: [[The Secret Box]] and [[Friend or Foe?]]
*This is the second time Patrick is seen as a baby. The first was in the episode: [[The Secret Box]]
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs and Plankton are seen as babies. The first was in the episode: [[Friend or Foe?]]
*This is the first time Squidward is a baby.

==Video==
SpongeBob Schwammkopf part 2 - Goo Goo Gas[http://www.truveo.com/NEU-Spongebob-Schwammkopf-GooGooGas-22/id/985611669]

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Goo Goo Gas (Episode)

2008-04-22T23:40:02Z

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'''"Goo Goo Gas"''' is an episode from Season 5

==Info==
===Characters===
[[Image:Babys.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and Squidward as adorable babies]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Police]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
After another attempt to steal the formula, Plankton creates a gas that turns adults into babies.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the third time SpongeBob is seen as a baby. The other times were in the episodes: [[The Secret Box]] and [[Friend or Foe?]]
*This is the second time Patrick is seen as a baby. The first was in the episode: [[The Secret Box]]
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs and Plankton are seen as babies. The first was in the episode: [[Friend or Foe?]]
*This is the first time Squidward is a baby.

==Video==
SpongeBob Schwammkopf part 2 - Goo Goo Gas[http://www.truveo.com/NEU-Spongebob-Schwammkopf-GooGooGas-22/id/985611669]

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Friend or Foe? (Episode)

2008-04-22T23:39:19Z

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'''"Friend of Foe?"''' is an episode from Season 5

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==Info==
===Characters=== [[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|thumb|right|Baby Krabs and Baby Plankton]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Mr. Pirateson]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Stinky]] [[Image:Krabbenn.jpg|thumb|right|The Cake]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Citzens
*[[Mama Krabs]]

===Places===
*[[Stinky Burgers]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Posiedon Elementry School
*Other Random Places where Mr. Krabs and Plankton were friends

==Plot==
Before we begin, there is 3 different versions of the story, one by Mr. Krabs, one by Plankton and one by Karen. This is one of the stories...
====Human Story====
Patchy The Pirate and Potty the Parrot are back and they are going to be part of the reastaurant: [[The Poop Deck]]! laso [[SpongeBob]] in [[Goo Goo Gas]].

====Undersea Story====
When Mr. Krabs' story starts, it shows [[Plankton]] and Eugene being good friends and such. At school people tease them. One day all the kids are at [[Stinky Burgers]] eating burgers. They always go down there for lunch. But one day it runs out of business because of food poisoning and shuts down. Both [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] decide to work there and make their recipe together. The next day, the customers come back and try the new burgers but they spit them out and chuck them in the bin. The two friends keep on trying, but the same thing happens. Eventually, they make best burger after [[Plankton]] slams the door while leaving after fighting with [[Mr. Krabs]] and the ingredients fall from a shelf into the pot with the "forumla". This burger is later to be called the [[Krabby Patty]]. They fight over the formula, but because [[Plankton]] is so small, [[Mr.Krabs]] overpowers him, claims the formula, and later makes the [[Krusty Krab]] as a litle miniature form of the restaurant that he could carry at school. (The formula is the thing that made [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] sworn enemies). Plankton then tells his side of the story. [[Plankton]]'s computer wife bursts in and tells what ''really'' happened, as she was a security camera which recorded the fight. [[Plankton]] then steals the formula while nobody is paying attention and jumps on [[Karen]], who is wheeling around in circles while [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Spongebob Squarepants|Spongebob]] chase them.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the only episode to feature main characters in true form at the title card, because they usually only use color and letter fonts. The next episode to do this process is [[The Two Faces of Squidward]].
*Plankton revealed to tell Mr.Krabs what money could do.
*Plankton first met his W.I.F.E. Karen when he and Mr. Krabs were just in elementary.
*This is the first time where in SpongeBob interacted with Karen, Plankton's wife.
*In one scene, SpongeBob revealed he made his first [[Krabby Patty]] when he was just a little baby.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton were bullied when they were kids.
*When Plankton and Mr. Krabs were children and friends, Mr. Krabs sold Krabby Patties for one dollar.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton used to go to a nursery home.
*The first time Mr. Pirateson appeared he has 2 hooks and the next time he appeard with only has one hook.
*In this episode, Plankton and Mr. Krabs made the recipe for the [[Krabby Patty]] formula, but in episode [[Enemy In-Law]], it stated that the formula is an old Krabs family recipe.
*The original Krabby Patty recipe contained a pinch of chum.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Friend or Foe?]]

== Video ==
[http://www.livevideo.com/video/6B0327BAAFDF4499AE703B4022B38C5C/friend-or-foe-.aspx Watch this episode]

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Reg

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[[Image:Sandy und reg.jpg|thumb|right|Sandy & Reg]]
'''Reg (Presumably short for Regenald was Jonah's camel)''' is the official Bouncer for the [[Salty Spitoon]]. Reg lets people into the mens bar by the showing Reg how tough they actually are. He lets [[Sandy Cheeks]] in but [[SpongeBob]] is not able to enter because he is pipqueakly weak.

===Looks===
Reg is a Brown, Muscly fish with purple lips and a green headband allso bold on the head. He has a tattoo of a heart that said'' MOM'' but Sandy, who was trying to show how tough she was, turned it into ''WOW''

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Episode Transcript: Roller Cowards

2008-04-22T23:33:28Z

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Episode Article: [[Roller Cowards]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Tom]]

SpongeBob: (reading a story to Gary)And then, the little ugly mollusk ran all the way home... (Patrick busts through the wall with his TV in his hand) 

Patrick: SpongeBob, you gotta see this. It's an emergency broadcast on my TV! TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for
is almost here. That's right. Glove World has a new ride. It's big... (roller coaster goes above the water then back down
into it) 

TV Announcer: It's fast... (two fish are riding a roller coaster so fast, the man flies off of it) 

Lady Fish: Harold, no! 

TV Announcer: It's painful... (roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion) 

TV Announcer: It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain". Opening tomorrow only at Glove World. 

Patrick: Tomorrow! SpongeBob, we gotta get to bed so we can be first in line! (Patrick hangs onto his TV and goes back to
his rock. Scene cuts to SpongeBob sleeping) 

SpongeBob: Glove World. Roller coaster. First in line. (SpongeBob dreams of him and Patrick at Glove World. When they walk
past the popcorn stand, it turns into a maggot stand and smoke fills the air) 

SpongeBob: Excuse me, which way to the Fist O' Pain? (Grim Reaper points to his left. SpongeBob and Patrick float over to
the ride. When they get in it, it goes up, above the water. They scream as it goes down. Lightning strikes the tracks and
makes the roller coaster fly off the track) 

SpongeBob: It's the name of amusement, no...! (SpongeBob and Patrick fall out of the coaster and into graves with their
names on the tombstones. A digger puts all the dirt back in the hole) 

SpongeBob: (screams) I don't want to ride the Fiery Fist O' Pain! (cut to next morning when SpongeBob’s alarm goes off but
he didn't sleep the whole night. Patrick appears by his bed) 

Patrick: You ready to ride the Fist O' Pain? 

SpongeBob: No! Well, yeah. It's just that I had a bad dream last night. 

Patrick: Really? Me too! 

SpongeBob: What was your dream about, Patrick? 

Patrick: Oh, look, the bus is here! (runs toward the bus) 

SpongeBob: Wait for me, Patrick. (both get on the bus) Whoo! Fiery Fist O' Pain, here we come. 

Boy: Yeah, dudes, we're all riding the Fist O' Pain. 

Boy #2: I heard somebody rode it and his spine fell out. 

Boy: (laughing) Dude, I hope my spine falls out. 

Boy #2: (laughing) Yeah, me too. 

SpongeBob: Boy, the Fist O' Pain sounds... 

Patrick: Really, really scary. I mean fun-ifying. I mean horror-tastic. I mean fun-ible! Fun, really, really fun. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, really fun. (bus stops at Glove World and SpongeBob & Patrick get off) 

SpongeBob: That sure looks like fun. 

Patrick: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. (all the passengers on the bus run out and grab SpongeBob & Patrick while cheering)
 

All: Yes, we're here! Whoo! (SpongeBob & Patrick are carries into a brick wall) 

Employee: Tickets, please. (Spongebob looks in his pockets but no ticket) 

SpongeBob: No ticket. I must have left it at home. 

Patrick: I swallowed my ticket. 

SpongeBob: I guess we're not gonna be riding the Fist O' Pain today. 

Employee: Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. (grabs them both) 

SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles. (cut to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are walking around the amusement park) It sure was lucky
we found our tickets. 

Patrick: Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck. 

SpongeBob: There it is. The line looks awfully long. 

Patrick: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the dumb kiddie rides first. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, and then the Fist O' Pain will seem even cooler. (both run off) 

Patrick: Phew. 

SpongeBob: Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters? 

Patrick: Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid of a roll... Whoa! 

SpongeBob: I can't believe it, Patrick. It's Glovey Glove! (a giant glove costume is standing in front of them) Get over
there and I'll take your picture with him. (Patrick moves a few steps into the camera so he's not too close to Glovey

Glove) Get closer, Patrick. 

Patrick: Uh-uh. 

SpongeBob: Come on, closer. (Patrick moves a little closer) That's it, a little more. Now hold onto his thumb. Give me a
big smile. (takes the picture) 

Patrick: How do I look? (pictures shows Patrick touching Glovey Glove with only a finger) Wow, I look great. (a little kid
is laughing on one of the kiddie rides) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: The Mitten! 

SpongeBob: (clears throat) I mean, The Mitten. 
Patrick: That ride's for babies. 

SpongeBob: Yeah. Let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is. (both walk over and get into the ride, with the little kid.
When they gove over a bump, they scream. When the ride is over, they get out and both are shivering) 
Patrick: I guess that ride was too much for the little guy. (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick standing in line by the Fiery
Fist O' Pain) 

SpongeBob: Well, the line looks a little bit shorter now. Can you believe that some people are scared of this ride? (both
chuckle nervously) 

Patrick: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these rolley coasters. (an old fish is wheel chaired out of
Glove World) 

Old Fish: Oh why, why, why? (SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run off) Why won't you let me on the ride? 

Employee #2: Sir, you have a serious medical condition. 

Old Fish: But it's my birthday! (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running through a line, cheering) 

Patrick: Yeah! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: One more time! 

Tom: You know, this is the line for the bathroom. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) We've gone eight times. 

Patrick: And I went three times all by myself. 

Tom: I'm going to walk away now. (does so) 

SpongeBob: Bye. 

Patrick: Have fun! (Larry walks up) 

Larry: SpongeBob! Patrick! 

SpongeBob: Hello, Larry. 

Larry: I just got off the Fist O' Pain. Man, what a rush. (sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is
released from under his arm) You smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline. (SpongeBob and Patrick's eyebrows disintegrate)
 

SpongeBob: Oh, it's, uh... (holding breath) very manly, Larry. 

Larry: (picks up SpongeBob and smells him) SpongeBob, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. You haven't gone on the ride?
 

SpongeBob: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because I'm... hungry. I'm very hungry. Hungry,
hungry! (runs off) 

Larry: Come on, Patrick. You and me, pal? 

Patrick: I'm hungry, too. (runs off) 

Larry: Maybe I should stop making people smell me. (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting at a table, eating ice cream, and
looking at the explosions on the Fist O' Pain) 

Patrick: Want some? 

SpongeBob: No thanks, Patrick. Um, you got ice cream in your eyebrows. 

Patrick: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand. I'll be right back. (walks off) 

SpongeBob: Hurry back so we can go on the ride. (sees the roller coaster drop and plants his face in the table, talking as
the ice cream) What's the matter, SpongeBob? Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do. (talking as the ice cream)
Patrick's your best friend. You can't let him down. I know, but the ride is really scary. (talking as the ice cream) You
wanna see scary? I'll show you scary! (hits himself in the head with the ice cream) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
SpongeBob: (talking as the ice cream) You like that? You like that? Huh, you like that? (cut to the bathroom where Patrick is talking to himself in the mirror) 

Patrick: It's just a ride. What are you so scared about? You can do it. 

Reflection: No you can't. You're a big crybaby. 

Patrick: Oh, yeah? (punches his reflection, without breaking the glass) I thought we'd settled this the last time! (cut to
SpongeBob still hitting himself in the head with the ice cream) 

SpongeBob: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! 
Patrick: (runs back) SpongeBob, I have to tell you something. 

SpongeBob: I have to tell you something too, Patrick. 

Man: (over speaker) Attention. Glove World will be closing in five minutes. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Five minutes?! (both run over to the ride. An employee comes over and cleans up the ice cream) 

Ice Cream: What are you looking at? (cut to the ride) 

SpongeBob: (reads the sign) Warning! This ride may cause: screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss,
embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas... 

SpongeBob & Patrick: ...and explosive diarrhea. 

SpongeBob: Is that all? 

Patrick: Big deal, I did half that stuff this morning. 

Man: (over speaker) Last call for the Fiery Fist O' Pain.

SpongeBob: Well, this is it, Pat. 

Patrick: Yep. 

SpongeBob: Here we go. 

Patrick: Uh-huh. 

SpongeBob: On the Fiery Fist O' Pain. 

Patrick: After you. (both sit down in the ride) 

SpongeBob: We made it. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

Employee #3: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. (buckles them, puts on helmets, and wraps them
up) There. 

Employee #4: Now if you could just sign this release, involving Glove World in case of accidental spine loss... (SpongeBob
signs his name) Well, nice knowing you. 

Employee #3: Ready in ten... 

SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. 

Employee #3: Nine, eight... 

SpongeBob: We made it! 

Employee #3: Seven, six... 

Patrick: We're not scaredy cats. 

Employee #3: Five, four... 

SpongeBob: We're not crybabies. 

Employee #3: Three, two... 

SpongeBob & Patrick: We're brave! 

Employee #3: One... (when he presses the 'GO' button, SpongeBob and Patrick scream, but the roller coaster breaks down) 
Man: (over speaker) Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties. 

Employee #3: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe next time. (SpongeBob and Patrick sigh
in relief) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride. 
Patrick: Me too. 

SpongeBob: I didn't know how to tell you because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you. 

Patrick: I didn't want you to be disappointed in me. 

SpongeBob: But now we don't have to face our fears. The ride is broken. 

Patrick: Yeah! (employee comes back) 

Employee #3: Oh, wait, it's fine. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Huh? 
Employee #3: Have fun. (presses the 'GO' button again. SpongeBob and Patrick take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! (when they get to the top, it stops for a moment)
Good-bye, Patrick. 

Patrick: Good-bye, SpongeBob. (Coaster starts again, dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a laser. When
the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle, SpongeBob and Patrick's skeleton's fly through the air while their bodies go down
with the coaster. Their skeleton's fly into them as they go up, out of the water, but when they sit up, they the other
one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion. When the ride is over, SpongeBob & Patrick are
holding each other, shaking) 

Woman: (over speaker) Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop. And stop crying. 

Employee #3: It's over. You can get out now. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: We did it! (both get out and run around in circles) 

SpongeBob: We conquered our fears! Patrick: We stopped crying? 

Employee #3: Hey, hold it right there. (holds up SpongeBob and Patrick's spines) You forgot these. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Our spines! (grab their spines) Yeah! (when they grab them, they start to wiggle their bodies and then
bend them backwards. They laugh) 

SpongeBob: Why do we hang on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Patrick: We need 20 pounds of glitters? 

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Episode Transcript: Roller Cowards

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Episode Article: [[Roller Cowards]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Tom]]

SpongeBob: (reading a story to Gary)And then, the little ugly mollusk ran all the way home... (Patrick busts through the wall with his TV in his hand) 

Patrick: SpongeBob, you gotta see this. It's an emergency broadcast on my TV! TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for
is almost here. That's right. Glove World has a new ride. It's big... (roller coaster goes above the water then back down
into it) 

TV Announcer: It's fast... (two fish are riding a roller coaster so fast, the man flies off of it) 

Lady Fish: Harold, no! 

TV Announcer: It's painful... (roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion) 

TV Announcer: It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain". Opening tomorrow only at Glove World. 

Patrick: Tomorrow! SpongeBob, we gotta get to bed so we can be first in line! (Patrick hangs onto his TV and goes back to
his rock. Scene cuts to SpongeBob sleeping) 

SpongeBob: Glove World. Roller coaster. First in line. (SpongeBob dreams of him and Patrick at Glove World. When they walk
past the popcorn stand, it turns into a maggot stand and smoke fills the air) 

SpongeBob: Excuse me, which way to the Fist O' Pain? (Grim Reaper points to his left. SpongeBob and Patrick float over to
the ride. When they get in it, it goes up, above the water. They scream as it goes down. Lightning strikes the tracks and
makes the roller coaster fly off the track) 

SpongeBob: It's the name of amusement, no...! (SpongeBob and Patrick fall out of the coaster and into graves with their
names on the tombstones. A digger puts all the dirt back in the hole) 

SpongeBob: (screams) I don't want to ride the Fiery Fist O' Pain! (cut to next morning when SpongeBob’s alarm goes off but
he didn't sleep the whole night. Patrick appears by his bed) 

Patrick: You ready to ride the Fist O' Pain? 

SpongeBob: No! Well, yeah. It's just that I had a bad dream last night. 

Patrick: Really? Me too! 

SpongeBob: What was your dream about, Patrick? 

Patrick: Oh, look, the bus is here! (runs toward the bus) 

SpongeBob: Wait for me, Patrick. (both get on the bus) Whoo! Fiery Fist O' Pain, here we come. 

Boy: Yeah, dudes, we're all riding the Fist O' Pain. 

Boy #2: I heard somebody rode it and his spine fell out. 

Boy: (laughing) Dude, I hope my spine falls out. 

Boy #2: (laughing) Yeah, me too. 

SpongeBob: Boy, the Fist O' Pain sounds... 

Patrick: Really, really scary. I mean fun-ifying. I mean horror-tastic. I mean fun-ible! Fun, really, really fun. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, really fun. (bus stops at Glove World and SpongeBob & Patrick get off) 

SpongeBob: That sure looks like fun. 

Patrick: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. (all the passengers on the bus run out and grab SpongeBob & Patrick while cheering)
 

All: Yes, we're here! Whoo! (SpongeBob & Patrick are carries into a brick wall) 

Employee: Tickets, please. (Spongebob looks in his pockets but no ticket) 

SpongeBob: No ticket. I must have left it at home. 

Patrick: I swallowed my ticket. 

SpongeBob: I guess we're not gonna be riding the Fist O' Pain today. 

Employee: Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. (grabs them both) 

SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles. (cut to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are walking around the amusement park) It sure was lucky
we found our tickets. 

Patrick: Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck. 

SpongeBob: There it is. The line looks awfully long. 

Patrick: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the dumb kiddie rides first. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, and then the Fist O' Pain will seem even cooler. (both run off) 

Patrick: Phew. 

SpongeBob: Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters? 

Patrick: Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid of a roll... Whoa! 

SpongeBob: I can't believe it, Patrick. It's Glovey Glove! (a giant glove costume is standing in front of them) Get over
there and I'll take your picture with him. (Patrick moves a few steps into the camera so he's not too close to Glovey

Glove) Get closer, Patrick. 

Patrick: Uh-uh. 

SpongeBob: Come on, closer. (Patrick moves a little closer) That's it, a little more. Now hold onto his thumb. Give me a
big smile. (takes the picture) 

Patrick: How do I look? (pictures shows Patrick touching Glovey Glove with only a finger) Wow, I look great. (a little kid
is laughing on one of the kiddie rides) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: The Mitten! 

SpongeBob: (clears throat) I mean, The Mitten. 
Patrick: That ride's for babies. 

SpongeBob: Yeah. Let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is. (both walk over and get into the ride, with the little kid.
When they gove over a bump, they scream. When the ride is over, they get out and both are shivering) 
Patrick: I guess that ride was too much for the little guy. (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick standing in line by the Fiery
Fist O' Pain) 

SpongeBob: Well, the line looks a little bit shorter now. Can you believe that some people are scared of this ride? (both
chuckle nervously) 

Patrick: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these rolley coasters. (an old fish is wheel chaired out of
Glove World) 

Old Fish: Oh why, why, why? (SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run off) Why won't you let me on the ride? 

Employee #2: Sir, you have a serious medical condition. 

Old Fish: But it's my birthday! (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running through a line, cheering) 

Patrick: Yeah! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: One more time! 

Tom: You know, this is the line for the bathroom. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) We've gone eight times. 

Patrick: And I went three times all by myself. 

Tom: I'm going to walk away now. (does so) 

SpongeBob: Bye. 

Patrick: Have fun! (Larry walks up) 

Larry: SpongeBob! Patrick! 

SpongeBob: Hello, Larry. 

Larry: I just got off the Fist O' Pain. Man, what a rush. (sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is
released from under his arm) You smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline. (SpongeBob and Patrick's eyebrows disintegrate)
 

SpongeBob: Oh, it's, uh... (holding breath) very manly, Larry. 

Larry: (picks up SpongeBob and smells him) SpongeBob, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. You haven't gone on the ride?
 

SpongeBob: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because I'm... hungry. I'm very hungry. Hungry,
hungry! (runs off) 

Larry: Come on, Patrick. You and me, pal? 

Patrick: I'm hungry, too. (runs off) 

Larry: Maybe I should stop making people smell me. (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting at a table, eating ice cream, and
looking at the explosions on the Fist O' Pain) 

Patrick: Want some? 

SpongeBob: No thanks, Patrick. Um, you got ice cream in your eyebrows. 

Patrick: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand. I'll be right back. (walks off) 

SpongeBob: Hurry back so we can go on the ride. (sees the roller coaster drop and plants his face in the table, talking as
the ice cream) What's the matter, SpongeBob? Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do. (talking as the ice cream)
Patrick's your best friend. You can't let him down. I know, but the ride is really scary. (talking as the ice cream) You
wanna see scary? I'll show you scary! (hits himself in the head with the ice cream) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
SpongeBob: (talking as the ice cream) You like that? You like that? Huh, you like that? (cut to the bathroom where Patrick is talking to himself in the mirror) 

Patrick: It's just a ride. What are you so scared about? You can do it. 

Reflection: No you can't. You're a big crybaby. 

Patrick: Oh, yeah? (punches his reflection, without breaking the glass) I thought we'd settled this the last time! (cut to
SpongeBob still hitting himself in the head with the ice cream) 

SpongeBob: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! 
Patrick: (runs back) SpongeBob, I have to tell you something. 

SpongeBob: I have to tell you something too, Patrick. 

Man: (over speaker) Attention. Glove World will be closing in five minutes. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Five minutes?! (both run over to the ride. An employee comes over and cleans up the ice cream) 

Ice Cream: What are you looking at? (cut to the ride) 

SpongeBob: (reads the sign) Warning! This ride may cause: screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss,
embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas... 

SpongeBob & Patrick: ...and explosive diarrhea. 

SpongeBob: Is that all? 

Patrick: Big deal, I did half that stuff this morning. 

Man: (over speaker) Last call for the Fiery Fist O' Pain.

SpongeBob: Well, this is it, Pat. 

Patrick: Yep. 

SpongeBob: Here we go. 

Patrick: Uh-huh. 

SpongeBob: On the Fiery Fist O' Pain. 

Patrick: After you. (both sit down in the ride) 

SpongeBob: We made it. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

Employee #3: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. (buckles them, puts on helmets, and wraps them
up) There. 

Employee #4: Now if you could just sign this release, involving Glove World in case of accidental spine loss... (SpongeBob
signs his name) Well, nice knowing you. 

Employee #3: Ready in ten... 

SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. 

Employee #3: Nine, eight... 

SpongeBob: We made it! 

Employee #3: Seven, six... 

Patrick: We're not scaredy cats. 

Employee #3: Five, four... 

SpongeBob: We're not crybabies. 

Employee #3: Three, two... 

SpongeBob & Patrick: We're brave! 

Employee #3: One... (when he presses the 'GO' button, SpongeBob and Patrick scream, but the roller coaster breaks down) 
Man: (over speaker) Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties. 

Employee #3: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe next time. (SpongeBob and Patrick sigh
in relief) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride. 
Patrick: Me too. 

SpongeBob: I didn't know how to tell you because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you. 

Patrick: I didn't want you to be disappointed in me. 

SpongeBob: But now we don't have to face our fears. The ride is broken. 

Patrick: Yeah! (employee comes back) 

Employee #3: Oh, wait, it's fine. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Huh? 
Employee #3: Have fun. (presses the 'GO' button again. SpongeBob and Patrick take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! (when they get to the top, it stops for a moment)
Good-bye, Patrick. 

Patrick: Good-bye, SpongeBob. (Coaster starts again, dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a laser. When
the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle, SpongeBob and Patrick's skeleton's fly through the air while their bodies go down
with the coaster. Their skeleton's fly into them as they go up, out of the water, but when they sit up, they the other
one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion. When the ride is over, SpongeBob & Patrick are
holding each other, shaking) 

Woman: (over speaker) Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop. And stop crying. 

Employee #3: It's over. You can get out now. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: We did it! (both get out and run around in circles) 

SpongeBob: We conquered our fears! We survived the Fist O' Pain. 

Employee #3: Hey, hold it right there. (holds up SpongeBob and Patrick's spines) You forgot these. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Our spines! (grab their spines) Yeah! (when they grab them, they start to wiggle their bodies and then
bend them backwards. They laugh) 

SpongeBob: Why do we hang on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Patrick: We need 20 pounds of glitters? 

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]

(at the Chum Bucket) 

Plankton: Oh, brother. Just look at this place. Might as well be a mausoleum. Abysmal. Oh, well, at least it's structurally
sound. Forget this! I'm suck of not having any business. 

Karen: Then why don't you fix this rust bucket up? Look around. Chipping paint, bad plumbing, dust bunnies... it's no
wonder you don't have any customers. 

pLANKTON: Then let's the WMID begin! 

Plankton: Okay, I get it. I get it. It's time to give this place a complete overhaul. (cut to outside Chum Bucket where
Plankton is dragging a blue paint bucket) Whoa! Whoa! (almost falls in the bucket. Grabs the paintbrush but has difficulty
painting the building) I shouldn't have to subject myself to such menial labor. (falls down with the wooden side of the
paintbrush in his mouth. Then spits it out and coughs) Ah! This is a job for an imbecile! (Patrick and SpongeBob laughing
while playing leapfrog) Or two imbeciles. (laughs) Excuse me, gentlemen. I am sorry to bother you, but I having a bit of
trouble with my abode. You see, I would like to pain The Chum Bucket to please my wife. But alas, I am too small and
feeble. 

SpongeBob: Aw, well, we can help you, right Patrick? 

Patrick: Uh-huh. I came prepared to. (holds up a watermelon and sticks his head in it) Alright, let's do it. (cut to later)
 

Plankton: Ok, boys, Karen wants this place to really sparkle. I was thinking it could use a little more pizazz. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Pizazz, yeah. 

Plankton: Oh, I know. Why don't you paint the entire Chum Bucket?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Whoa, really? 

Plankton: Oh, yes. I need your artistic vision. You wouldn't want to disappoint my Karen, now would you? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: No, sir. Uh-uh. 

Plankton: Well, hop to it, lads. 
SpongeBob & Patrick: (salute) Yes, sir! 

Squidward: (listening to music) Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. We like to work. 

Squidward: What the...? SpongeBob, what atrocity is this? 

SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward. Looky, Mr Plankton's having us paint. He calls it pizazz. 

Squidward: Pizazz, huh? What would you know about that? 

Patrick: Plankton says he needs our artistic vision. 

SpongeBob: Let's show him. (paint each other) 

Squidward: You buffoons wouldn't know artistic vision if it hit you over the head. Now where's the paintbrush? (takes a
blue paintbrush) I'll show you what artistic vision is all about. Start with light brush strokes. (paints a little on the
building) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Oh. (lightly paint each other) 

Squidward: Yeah. Perfect. Simpletons. 

Plankton: Amazing. I didn't have to trick the tall one. (chuckles) My plan is falling right into place. With those three boobs preoccupied, stealing the formula will be a snap. 

SpongeBob: Mr. Plankton? All this hard work is making us thirsty. Do you think we can get a drink? 

Plankton: Let me show you something, SpongeBob. (opens doors) I sure wish I could offer you a cold drink for all your hard

work, but, alas, my pipes are rusted shut. 
SpongeBob: I see what you mean. 

Plankton: Yes. If only there was some way I could... Where'd he go? 
SpongeBob: (lollygags outside) La-la-la-la-la-la-la. (Plankton laughs as SpongeBob goes into the Krusty Krab basement and takes out some pipes, which causes a leak) 

Plankton: (walks up to the Krusty Krab doors) Secret formula, here I come. (opens the door and a bunch of water streams
out. Plankton screams) 

SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 

Plankton: Perfect. Huh? (Squidward is painting himself on the Chum Bucket. Plankton climbs up the ladder and jumps on
Squidward's head) No! No! No! It's all wrong! Don't you know a thing about art? Gimme that brush. (takes brush and paints
something) Yes, yes, and yes. Voila! (bluegrass music plays as he paints a log cabin) 

Squidward: A log cabin? 

Plankton: Yeah, I just think they're so cozy. Now that's what you call art. (jumps off of Squidward's head) 

Squidward: Everyone's a critic. 

Plankton: I can't wait to see Krabs' face when he discovers that I've absconded with the Krabby Patty secret formula. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton? What do you think of the new window? We got it from the Krusty Krab. 

Plankton: SpongeBob, how do you expect me to see out of a window that high? 

SpongeBob: I guess I hadn't thought about that. 

Patrick: I did. (round window near the ground) Look, Plankton, it's the perfect height for your kind. 

Plankton: See, SpongeBob, Patrick's using the old noggin. He knows I'll actually want to see out the window. (notices
window is closed) 

Patrick: Wait, you wanted to see out the window? Weird. (Plankton unscrews a bolt from the window and puts it in between
his teeth and grunts. Then breaks the bolt)) 

Plankton: Can't you two do anything right? I give you one simple task after another and... Just forget it. It was foolish
of me to think this plan would ever work when nothing else in my life is panned out. Telemarketing... life guarding...
creative writing... all such bitter failures. (cries) 

SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, little green creature. Patrick and I are going to keep working on the Chum Bucket, until it's the
most pizazziest restaurant in Bikini Bottom. 

Plankton: (crying) Really? 

SpongeBob: And how. Come on, fellas, let's do some interior decorating. 

Squidward: Oh, good-bye paint brush, hello antique fitting. Well, that ought to keep them busy for a while. (cut to later,

SpongeBob and Patrick are taking apart the arch on the side of the Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Hup, hup, hup, hup. (throws arch up and it comes back down on their bodies. They carry it over to the
Chum Bucket while Plankton goes to the Krusty Krab) 

Plankton: I just need to sneak past Krabs, and I'm home free. (SpongeBob & Patrick take the doors of the Krusty Krab apart
and carry them back. Plankton walks inside but when he hides behind a table, SpongeBob & Patrick take that with them. Then
Plankton hides in the boat behind the cash register) Where could that stingy crab be? (SpongeBob & Patrick take the boat
with them. Plankton laughs as he is hiding behind the grill but SpongeBob & Patrick take the grill the Chum Bucket. Then
Plankton goes into Mr. Krabs' office) Still don't see him. (SpongeBob & Patrick take Mr. Krabs' desk. Plankton gasps) The
safe! I'm in the clear, baby! (squeezes inside the safe then takes out a lantern and sees the secret formula) It's
beautiful. (tears up) No, no tears. Not yet. (takes a deep breath) There's work to be done. (unscrews the bottle top) Ha-
ha! At long last! (black and white crowd applauds) And the secret formula is... one bottle of molting lotion, take passport
photo, get new safe (travel size). This isn't the secret formula! It's a thanks for the pizza! list. (screams and tears it up. Turns into a
little green hulk and busts out of the safe. When he comes out, there is nothing but the safe left) Huh? What happened to
the Krusty Krab? Huh? What happened to the Chum Bucket? (Chum Bucket turned into a replica of the Krusty Krab) Curses! This
isn't what I meant by renovation. 

SpongeBob: I know. Isn't it great? It looks just like the Krusty Krab. 

Mr. Krabs: It looks more like Plankton trying to steal me restaurant. (steps out of a taxi with suitcases in hand and a hat
on his head) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You've returned from vacation. (the word "Exposition!" appears above SpongeBob’s head) 

Mr. Krabs: And it's time for the Krusty Krab to return from it's vacation. (pushes the Krusty Krab over to it's original
spot. Then flips it over to have the doors face the street) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Hooray! 

Mr. Krabs: (takes a safe out from his throat) And I bet you tried to steal this, too. 

Plankton: (chuckles) Well, steal is such a strong word. (Mr. Krabs grabs him on the side of his eye) 

Mr. Krabs: You don't really think I'd leave my secret formula behind when I go on vacation, do you? 

Mr. Krabs & Plankton: Now stay away from me restaurant, bug. 

Plankton: I think we've been through this one, before. Allow me to do the honors. (throws himself back at the Chum Bucket
but doesn't scream like always does) Ah... 

Karen: Oh, excellent job, genius. You really fixed the place up. 

Plankton: Don't nag me, Karen. I've had a long day. (cut to later at the Krusty Krab where it's redecorated) 

Mr. Krabs: Yup, Squidward, you really outdid yourself for the new decor. Where did you get the fountain? 

Squidward: That, I sculpted out the concrete foundation of the Chum Bucket. 

Mr. Krabs: And these metal decorations? 

Squidward: Those were all fabricated from the Chum Bucket walls. 

Mr. Krabs: And the computer? (SpongeBob is playing Sweat 'N Sumo) 

Squidward: Oh, that's Plankton's wife. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, it looks great, lad. And it didn't cost me a dime. 

Customer: Wow, $25 for a Krabby Patty? Rip off, dude. Not cool. 

Mr. Krabs: But you're paying for enhanced ambiance... dude. 

Customer: Well, that's true-- it is pretty classy in here. Gimme four.

Another Customer: Well, that's crazy -- it is pretty love in there. Gimme eight.

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]

(at the Chum Bucket) 

Plankton: Oh, brother. Just look at this place. Might as well be a mausoleum. Abysmal. Oh, well, at least it's structurally
sound. Forget this! I'm suck of not having any business. 

Karen: Then why don't you fix this rust bucket up? Look around. Chipping paint, bad plumbing, dust bunnies... it's no
wonder you don't have any customers. 

Plankton: Okay, I get it. I get it. It's time to give this place a complete overhaul. (cut to outside Chum Bucket where
Plankton is dragging a blue paint bucket) Whoa! Whoa! (almost falls in the bucket. Grabs the paintbrush but has difficulty
painting the building) I shouldn't have to subject myself to such menial labor. (falls down with the wooden side of the
paintbrush in his mouth. Then spits it out and coughs) Ah! This is a job for an imbecile! (Patrick and SpongeBob laughing
while playing leapfrog) Or two imbeciles. (laughs) Excuse me, gentlemen. I am sorry to bother you, but I having a bit of
trouble with my abode. You see, I would like to pain The Chum Bucket to please my wife. But alas, I am too small and
feeble. 

SpongeBob: Aw, well, we can help you, right Patrick? 

Patrick: Uh-huh. I came prepared to. (holds up a watermelon and sticks his head in it) Alright, let's do it. (cut to later)
 

Plankton: Ok, boys, Karen wants this place to really sparkle. I was thinking it could use a little more pizazz. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Pizazz, yeah. 

Plankton: Oh, I know. Why don't you paint the entire Chum Bucket?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Whoa, really? 

Plankton: Oh, yes. I need your artistic vision. You wouldn't want to disappoint my Karen, now would you? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: No, sir. Uh-uh. 

Plankton: Well, hop to it, lads. 
SpongeBob & Patrick: (salute) Yes, sir! 

Squidward: (listening to music) Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. We like to work. 

Squidward: What the...? SpongeBob, what atrocity is this? 

SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward. Looky, Mr Plankton's having us paint. He calls it pizazz. 

Squidward: Pizazz, huh? What would you know about that? 

Patrick: Plankton says he needs our artistic vision. 

SpongeBob: Let's show him. (paint each other) 

Squidward: You buffoons wouldn't know artistic vision if it hit you over the head. Now where's the paintbrush? (takes a
blue paintbrush) I'll show you what artistic vision is all about. Start with light brush strokes. (paints a little on the
building) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Oh. (lightly paint each other) 

Squidward: Yeah. Perfect. Simpletons. 

Plankton: Amazing. I didn't have to trick the tall one. (chuckles) My plan is falling right into place. With those three boobs preoccupied, stealing the formula will be a snap. 

SpongeBob: Mr. Plankton? All this hard work is making us thirsty. Do you think we can get a drink? 

Plankton: Let me show you something, SpongeBob. (opens doors) I sure wish I could offer you a cold drink for all your hard

work, but, alas, my pipes are rusted shut. 
SpongeBob: I see what you mean. 

Plankton: Yes. If only there was some way I could... Where'd he go? 
SpongeBob: (lollygags outside) La-la-la-la-la-la-la. (Plankton laughs as SpongeBob goes into the Krusty Krab basement and takes out some pipes, which causes a leak) 

Plankton: (walks up to the Krusty Krab doors) Secret formula, here I come. (opens the door and a bunch of water streams
out. Plankton screams) 

SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 

Plankton: Perfect. Huh? (Squidward is painting himself on the Chum Bucket. Plankton climbs up the ladder and jumps on
Squidward's head) No! No! No! It's all wrong! Don't you know a thing about art? Gimme that brush. (takes brush and paints
something) Yes, yes, and yes. Voila! (bluegrass music plays as he paints a log cabin) 

Squidward: A log cabin? 

Plankton: Yeah, I just think they're so cozy. Now that's what you call art. (jumps off of Squidward's head) 

Squidward: Everyone's a critic. 

Plankton: I can't wait to see Krabs' face when he discovers that I've absconded with the Krabby Patty secret formula. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton? What do you think of the new window? We got it from the Krusty Krab. 

Plankton: SpongeBob, how do you expect me to see out of a window that high? 

SpongeBob: I guess I hadn't thought about that. 

Patrick: I did. (round window near the ground) Look, Plankton, it's the perfect height for your kind. 

Plankton: See, SpongeBob, Patrick's using the old noggin. He knows I'll actually want to see out the window. (notices
window is closed) 

Patrick: Wait, you wanted to see out the window? Weird. (Plankton unscrews a bolt from the window and puts it in between
his teeth and grunts. Then breaks the bolt)) 

Plankton: Can't you two do anything right? I give you one simple task after another and... Just forget it. It was foolish
of me to think this plan would ever work when nothing else in my life is panned out. Telemarketing... life guarding...
creative writing... all such bitter failures. (cries) 

SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, little green creature. Patrick and I are going to keep working on the Chum Bucket, until it's the
most pizazziest restaurant in Bikini Bottom. 

Plankton: (crying) Really? 

SpongeBob: And how. Come on, fellas, let's do some interior decorating. 

Squidward: Oh, good-bye paint brush, hello antique fitting. Well, that ought to keep them busy for a while. (cut to later,

SpongeBob and Patrick are taking apart the arch on the side of the Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Hup, hup, hup, hup. (throws arch up and it comes back down on their bodies. They carry it over to the
Chum Bucket while Plankton goes to the Krusty Krab) 

Plankton: I just need to sneak past Krabs, and I'm home free. (SpongeBob & Patrick take the doors of the Krusty Krab apart
and carry them back. Plankton walks inside but when he hides behind a table, SpongeBob & Patrick take that with them. Then
Plankton hides in the boat behind the cash register) Where could that stingy crab be? (SpongeBob & Patrick take the boat
with them. Plankton laughs as he is hiding behind the grill but SpongeBob & Patrick take the grill the Chum Bucket. Then
Plankton goes into Mr. Krabs' office) Still don't see him. (SpongeBob & Patrick take Mr. Krabs' desk. Plankton gasps) The
safe! I'm in the clear, baby! (squeezes inside the safe then takes out a lantern and sees the secret formula) It's
beautiful. (tears up) No, no tears. Not yet. (takes a deep breath) There's work to be done. (unscrews the bottle top) Ha-
ha! At long last! (black and white crowd applauds) And the secret formula is... one bottle of molting lotion, take passport
photo, get new safe (travel size). This isn't the secret formula! It's a thanks for the pizza! list. (screams and tears it up. Turns into a
little green hulk and busts out of the safe. When he comes out, there is nothing but the safe left) Huh? What happened to
the Krusty Krab? Huh? What happened to the Chum Bucket? (Chum Bucket turned into a replica of the Krusty Krab) Curses! This
isn't what I meant by renovation. 

SpongeBob: I know. Isn't it great? It looks just like the Krusty Krab. 

Mr. Krabs: It looks more like Plankton trying to steal me restaurant. (steps out of a taxi with suitcases in hand and a hat
on his head) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You've returned from vacation. (the word "Exposition!" appears above SpongeBob’s head) 

Mr. Krabs: And it's time for the Krusty Krab to return from it's vacation. (pushes the Krusty Krab over to it's original
spot. Then flips it over to have the doors face the street) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Hooray! 

Mr. Krabs: (takes a safe out from his throat) And I bet you tried to steal this, too. 

Plankton: (chuckles) Well, steal is such a strong word. (Mr. Krabs grabs him on the side of his eye) 

Mr. Krabs: You don't really think I'd leave my secret formula behind when I go on vacation, do you? 

Mr. Krabs & Plankton: Now stay away from me restaurant, bug. 

Plankton: I think we've been through this one, before. Allow me to do the honors. (throws himself back at the Chum Bucket
but doesn't scream like always does) Ah... 

Karen: Oh, excellent job, genius. You really fixed the place up. 

Plankton: Don't nag me, Karen. I've had a long day. (cut to later at the Krusty Krab where it's redecorated) 

Mr. Krabs: Yup, Squidward, you really outdid yourself for the new decor. Where did you get the fountain? 

Squidward: That, I sculpted out the concrete foundation of the Chum Bucket. 

Mr. Krabs: And these metal decorations? 

Squidward: Those were all fabricated from the Chum Bucket walls. 

Mr. Krabs: And the computer? (SpongeBob is playing solitaire) 

Squidward: Oh, that's Plankton's wife. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, it looks great, lad. And it didn't cost me a dime. 

Customer: Wow, $25 for a Krabby Patty? Rip off, dude. Not cool. 

Mr. Krabs: But you're paying for enhanced ambiance... dude. 

Customer: Well, that's true-- it is pretty classy in here. Gimme four.

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*Mr. Normal

(night turns into morning where birds are chirping and Spongebob laughs) 

Squidward: Ooh... What the (groans) ...now? 

Spongebob: La, la, la... (Squidward walks outside to Spongebob's house) La-la-la, la, la-la-la... 

Squidward: Stop! (Spongebob stops) What could you possibly be trying to do this time? 

Spongebob: I'm not trying to do anything. I'm just having a decent morning. 

Squidward: By running around and screaming like a banshee? 

Spongebob: Oh, Squidward, a banshee screams like this: (loud scream like an eagle) Ahh... (Squidward grabs Spongebob's mouth)
 

Squidward: There are two kinds of people. There are people that are normal. (cut to an aquarium of fish) Then there's you.
(pokes one of Spongebob's holes) 

Spongebob: Really? 

Squidward: Yes, really! Maybe you should start being a little more normal! (walks away and growls) Doh... 

Spongebob: I'm not normal? (Squidward walks back into his house and crawls back into bed) Squidward? (sitting on Squidward)
How does one become normal? 

Squidward: Well, how about you start by... (cut to shot of outside Squidward's house where Squidward kicks Spongebob through
the roof) getting away from me, you little creature! 

Spongebob: What's wrong with me? I need to understand normal. "How to be Normal". Hm, this video should help. 

TV: Are you tired of being called a freak? Do people throw you out of their homes? Well, do they? 

Spongebob: Yes, yes, and yes. 

TV: THen join me as I take you on a "Journey into Normality". 

Spongebob: Normality. 

TV: The life of a normal person is rather simple. (door opens with a fish smiling and dressed professionally for work) Here is
your typical average Joe on his way to work. See how he is dressed. (hair is combed neatly) Even his hair is boring. (zoom in
on the dimples) Notice his features, nice and smooth without a crater or freckle to be seen. 

Spongebob: (rubs his face) Craters and freckles? 

TV: In his office space, Mr. Normal, at least that's what it says on his name tag works at a steady and monotonous pace just
as all the other normals do. Take note of how they communicate with each other. 

Mr. Normal: Hi, how are you? 

TV: At the end of the day Mr. Normal packs his things and goes home to merrily start the cycle again in the morning. 

Spongebob: Yeah... 

(cut to next day at the [[Krusty Krab]]) 

Customer: I want one [[Krabby Patty]]. 

Squidward: Oh, great. Spongebob, I need one Krabby Patty. (bells rings as the food tray is presented to Squidward) What, no
annoying blurbs today? <(looks through the empty kitchen window) Hm, strangley quiet. (walks into the kitchen to get a cup of
water but as he is getting the drink, he notices the office space behind him) Spongebob? 

Spongebob: (typing on the computer) Hi, how are you? 

Squidward: What's the meaning of this? 

Spongebob: I took your advice. From now on, I'm normal. (shows nametag that reads "Hello I'm Normal") 

Squidward: Normal, huh? 

Spongebob: Yup. 

Squidward: Oh, really? 

Spongebob: Yup. 

Squidward: Whatever. I know you're just waiting to say something stupid. 

Spongebob: Wonderful weather we're having. 

Squidward: Uh, yes, it is. 

Spongebob: Ok, see you around. (goes back to typing) 

Squidward: Yeah, I'll uh...see you. (door opens) 

Mr Krabs: Spongebob, what are you doing sitting around? We need Krabby Patties out there. 

Spongebob: Yes, sir. I'll do it normally. 

Mr Krabs: Hey? (computer beeping. Spongebob types up an order for 1 Krabby Patty and the machine comes out with one) Wow,
that's all it takes these days, huh? Can you do more? (walks to the back of the machine as it shoots hundreds of Krabby
Patties at him) Oh, my. It's like printing money. (cut to Squidward riding his bike) 

Squidward: I wonder what got into Spongebob. And what the heck is that? (a normal house is sitting by Squidward's house) Whose
house is this? 

Spongebob: (walks up to his house) Hi, how are you? 

Squidward: (slaps himself. Cut to next day at the Krusty Krab where Squidward walks into the kitchen and greets Spongebob) Hi,
Spongebob. 

Spongebob: Hi, how are you? 

Squidward: Good, just coming by to get a drink. 

Spongebob: Wonderful weather we're having. 

Squidward: It sure is. 

Spongebob: Ok, see you 'round. 

Squidward: Yeah... (chuckles) See ya. (chuckles) Oh, my. (slurps) I could get use to this. (music throughout the montage of
events happening, such as customers ordering and Squidward telling Spongebob. Spongebob delivers food onto tray and makes the
patties out of the computer. Mr Krabs watches on and jumps around with money in his hand) 

Narrator: Three weeks later... 

Squidward: There you are, sir. (watch beeps) Oh, yes it's time again. I've been meaning to say this but I've come to
appreciate your demeanor lately. 

Spongebob: You know it's a funny thing, Squidward. I smoothed out the edges of my personality and the rest just followed suit.
Now I am utterly normal. (cut to a customer biting into his flat Krabby Patty but all he is eating is paper. He takes it out of his mouth) 

Customer #2: Ugh, that ain't right. I will never spend money here again. 

Mr Krabs: Never? 

Customer #3: Come on, guys, these patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on. 

Mr Krabs: Wait, where're you going? (paper krabby patty lands on his nose) Spongebob! What are you doing back here? Do you
expect the customers to eat this? And now, thanks to you, they're leaving in boat loads. (customers are rowing out of the
restaurant in boats) 

Spongebob: Maybe this thing is out of ink. 

Mr Krabs: (sighs) No, lad, you're missing the point. You can't make Krabby Patties with ink and paper. You gotta put your
heart in it, boy. Now get back to making them patties the right way and stop acting so dull. 

Spongebob: What you call dull I call normal. 

Mr Krabs: Well, till you decide to start making them patties the way only you can I want you out of my place. 

Spongebob: (walks out of the Krusty Krab) I guess the decision to be normal was more life changing than I thought. (walks up
to Patrick who is reading a paper at the bust stop) Hi, how are you? 

Patrick: What happened to you? 

Spongebob: Oh, I got normal. 

Patrick: Whatever that means. Hey, Spongebob, what do you say we charge into Jellyfish Fields nets a-blaze? (takes two
jellyfish nets out of his pockets) 

Spongebob: Let's do something normal like window shopping. 

Patrick: Let's do this... (groans as he makes his head come out of the side of his stomach) Yeah-ha. Hey, your turn. 

Spongebob: I think I'll pass. But I do need to defragment my hard drive. Would you like to help? 

Patrick: Hey, listen...when you decide to do something fun you know where to find me. 

Spongebob: Ok, see you around. (rings Squidward's door bell) Hi, how are you? 

Squidward: I never thought I'd hear myself say this buy please come in, Spongebob. (Squidward poors tea into Spongebob's cup)
 

Spongebob: Thank you. Tell me, what are you doing cooped up in here when the weather outside is so normal. 

Squidward: Well, today is dusting day. The day I dust my 483 self-portraits. 

Spongebob: Wow, that's something you don't see in the average house. 

Squidward: You know, Spongebob, it's ok to be a little different. (slurps his tea) 

Spongebob: And you know what else is abnormal? Your nose -- it's all bulbous and flappy. Your eyes are a little odd, too.
Looks like your whole face could use some work. Yeah, there we go. (Spongebob turned Squidward's face into a real live Squidward face) See? Looking normal already. 

Squidward: What the...? 

Spongebob: One more thing, Squidward. You don't wear pants. (Squidward kicks him out of his house) 

Squidward: And stay out of my home. (slams the door then looks in the mirror and pokes his nose a little) 

Spongebob: Oh, what happened? I lost my job and my best friend and now I'm too normal for Squidward. Maybe I have taken this
normal thing too far. No problem, Spongebob. You made yourself normal. Now all you have to do is reweird yourself. All it'll
take is a mental adjustment and some tight clenching. Now focus... (groans) and clench. (groans so much his eyes pop out) Oh,
well, if I'm going to get weird I'm going to need to see a professional. (cut to Patrick's house) 

Patrick: (tongue is twisted around) Look at my tongue. (tongue un-twists itself) 

Spongebob: That's very nice, Patrick, but I need you to retrain me. I want to be abnormal again. 

Patrick: Huh, I don't think you have what it takes. 

Spongebob: Please, Patrick. If anyone can teach me the arcane art of the weird, it's you. Teach me how to be me, again. 

Patrick: It won't be easy but I'll do it. 
Spongebob: Oh, thank you, Patrick! 

Patrick: But first, I'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and I'll need you to remove your trousers. (cut to people
laughing at Spongebob who is only in his underwear) 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm feeling very self-conscious right now. 

Patrick: (spraying water) Try to concentrate on your first lesson in weird. (throws Spongebob onto the streak of water) See
you on the other side, buddy! (Spongebob grunts as both Patrick and Spongebob are sliding on a water trail that lead to a ramp
on a flatbed truck that launches them into the Bikini Bottom zoo) 

Kid: Mommy, mommy... what are those things? 

Mom: Those are undesirables, honey. We only talk to normal people. (mom and two kids walk off) 

Patrick: Spongebob, the weird therapy is working. Your craters are coming back. We just have to keep pushing the boundaries.
We've gotta get stranger. (cut to Jellyfish Fields where Spongebob is riding on Patrick's back like a horse and catches a
jellyfish in the net. Another crater comes back. Cut to Spongebob and Patrick licking the sand and as Spongebob is licking,
his nose grows back to normal size. Cut to Patrick and Spongebob standing on their hands) Talk backwards. 

Spongebob: Chap beru suoy era? (Spongebob's legs and arms are back to normal. Cut to Spongebob and Patrick eating secret
krabby sauce with their feet. Spongebob's teeth appear. But then something is happening to Spongebob) 

Patrick: What's happening? The final transformation. (Spongebob transforms back into his normal state) 

Spongebob: Huh? 

Patrick: What happened? 

Spongebob: I don't know. I guess I became permanently normal. 

Patrick: No!! 

Spongebob: (crying) I don't wanna be normal. (knock on door) 

Patrick: Go away. 

Spongebob: Normal is not worth it. 

Patrick: We're in mourning. 

Squidward: (Patrick's rock begins to open) It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for Spongebob. (Squidward is in a normal state) Hi, how are you? (Spongebob is so scared and shocked at how Squidward looks that he screams himself back into his weird self) 

Patrick: Spongebob, you're back to your square shape. 

Spongebob: Wow, I guess Squidward's normal looks scared me back to my original form. Thanks, buddy, you saved my life. 

Squidward: Wonderful weather we're having, hm? 

Spongebob: It sure is, buddy. It sure is. (Spongebob and Patrick laugh)

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Eugene H. Krabs

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! colspan="2" | '''Eugene H. Krabs'''
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| '''Gender:''' || Male
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| '''Species:''' || Crab
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| '''Color:''' || Red
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| '''Eye Color:''' || Green
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| '''Birthday:''' || November 30, 1942 (Age 65)
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| '''Height:''' || 0-07
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| '''Weight:''' || 5 oz.
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|-'''Adress'' || 3457 Anchor Way
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| '''Credit Card''' || Mastercarp 00012387- Mr. Eugene Krabs
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| '''Interests:''' || Making money, clam fishing
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| '''Aliases:''' ||
*Armor Abs Krabs
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| '''Family:''' ||
*[[Mama Krabs]]
*[[Pearl Krabs]] Daughter
*[[Victor Krabs]] father
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| '''Ancestors:''' ||
*[[King Krabs]]
*[[Prehistoric Krabs]]
*[[Princess Pearl]]
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| '''Descendants:''' ||
*[[Pearl Krabs]]
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| '''Friends:''' ||
*[[Plankton]]- As Kids
*Possibly [[SpongeBob]]
*Possibly [[Patrick]]
*Possibly [[Squidward]]
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| '''Employer(s)'''||
*Owner of the [[Krusty Krab]]
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| '''First Appearence:''' ||
*[[Help Wanted]]
| '''Last Appearence:''' ||
*[[Pest of the West]]
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| '''Portrayer:''' ||
*[[Clancy Brown]] (series)
*Dee Bradley Baker (singing voice in Christmas Who?)
*Joe Whyte (video games: SuperSponge, Operation Krabby Patty, Battle for Bikini Bottom)
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Eugene H. Krabs, better known as simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character on the [[Nickelodeon]] animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Eugene H. Krabs is the penny-pinching owner and founder of The [[Krusty Krab]], a fast food restaurant in Bikini Bottom. In his childhood, he formed a friendship with Sheldon J. Plankton which eventually turned into a bitter rivalry. He's the 4th main character of the show.

==Early life== [[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|thumb|left|Baby Krabs and Baby [[Plankton]]]]
Eugene H. Krabs, born on November 30, 1942, was the son of [[Mama Krabs]] and Victor Krabs. He is a descendant of the medieval King, King Krabs. Ever since medieval times, his family has kept a secret recipe for the secret sauce of the family burger- the Krabby Patty. Later in life, Krabs would go into business selling these. In his childhood, times were rough and Mr. Krabs and his family were poor. Mr. Krabs' mother had to sew rags for clothes. Their neighbor, Old Man Jenkins of whom Mr. Krabs thought as family helped them through rough times.

==Rivalry==
Sheldon J. Plankton, born on the same day as Krabs, was his best friend from birth. While at the carnival, Mr. Krabs was amazed at a penny he found, when Plankton told him all about money. In the episode "My Pretty Seahorse", Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob of a story about his father giving him a dollar at the age of five years old. He recalls that he loved that dollar; however, he spent it on a soda, one hot day at the beach.

==Rivalry with his Class==
Because of his family's poverty, Krabs was teased at Poseidon Elementary School, where Plankton was his only friend. The only place to get a burger in Bikini Bottom, was Stinky Burger, which was owned by a wealthy citizen, [[Stinky]]. Krabs and Plankton wanted to get a burger there but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. After seeing Stinky's wealth, this inspired Krabs and Plankton to create their own burger. When they finally completed it, no one was around to buy it. Upon seeing Old Man Jenkins there, he was the first to try the "[[Plabs burger]]". However, the burger was contaminated and Jenkins died. This caused Plankton and Krabs to argue about the burger. Plankton attempted to steal the formula, which ripped in half. Plankton took their burger batch and decided to go into business alone. A shelf in their dump restaurant collapsed, which combined certain ingredients together to form a perfect burger batch. Both Plankton and Krabs attempted to sell their separate creations separately, where only Krabs succeeded. Since the recipe is said to be an old Krabs family recipe, Mr. Krabs' accidental recipe for a burger patty combined with his family's secret sauce. This lead Mr. Krabs to start a business which lead his family out of poverty. Mr. Krabs and his family lived in a pink house where Betsy Krabs lives in the present and his bed and toys.

==Personality==
Eugene H. Krabs has always been a penny-pinching financial genius, and is obsessed with money. He once sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. He has given his employees a bill instead of pay because they kept goofing off (such as breathing, standing, or tying ones shoes). Once, he wanted his employees to pay him when they did things such as lollygagging, breathing, and even existing! He also attempted to retrieve a dollar (or the fragments of it) after it had been put through a blender. In Welcome to the Chum Bucket, he has a good singing voice.Mr.Krab's nose is also very,very,very,very sensitive and can smell up to anything that he detests.According to Hooky, he can smell 30,000 miles of laziness. Also, he has made the Krusty Krab's employee law that no one should take a break at the Krusty Krab up to 3 generations. Mr .Krabs also has no insurance, life insurance, car insurance, or hospital insurance as revealed in The Lost Mattress because he's a very, very greedy and cheap man who never likes to spend his money.

==Career== [[Image: Dollies.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs Dollerama]] [[Image:Krabs kreditkarte.jpg|thumb|right|Mastercarp]]
Mr. Krabs' career began after a war, where he was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab," which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty". He decided to go into business selling his family's Krabby Patty burger. It was revealed to be a family secret in "[[Dunces and Dragons]]." and it was [[King Krabs]] who named the burger, back in the Middle Ages. In 1959, a chum famine wiped out all of the chum crops, causing Krabs to give no breaks to his employees.

The [[Krusty Krab]] has come close to going out of business due to such rival restaurants as the aforementioned [[Chum Bucket]], Pretty Patty stand, and [[KelpShake]]s just to name a few. The building is also in serious disrepair, as its walls ooze green slime, and it has seriously faulty electrical wiring. Mr. Krabs' idea of maintenance is to simply place giant bandages on cracks in the walls, which obviously is inadequate. Also, in one episode, only half of the Krusty Krab is lit and other is in the dark (Krab's reason was that he shouldn't need to light the entire restaurant).

An Olympics-type sporting event that was started about 1981, called The Fry Cook Games, runs every year. Krabs and [[Plankton]] compete in the games, in which Krabs hopes to glorify his restaurant. Mr. Krabs won gold one year for a challenge by lifting a pickles-dumbell, however lost to Plankton in the Onion-Ring Routine.

In the [[SpongeBob]] Squarepants movie, Mr. Krabs opened [[The Krusty Krab 2]], right next to the original burger stand, where [[Squidward]] is chosen to be the manager (much to SpongeBob's dismay)... that is until the end of the movie, where SpongeBob becomes its manager.

==Biography== [[Image:Anglerkrabs.jpg|thumb|right|"This is where clam fishing gets serious!" As said from [[Clams]].]]
Krabs sometimes identifies himself as a sailor, most likely because he did serve in the Navy at one point. The Navy was where he earned the nickname "Armor Abs Krabs". During his service, he was the chief janitor on the S.S. Gourmet and "head chef" on the "S.S. Diarrhea". Sometimes when he appears onscreen, sailor's music is played; Krabs uses sea-faring vocabulary; he calls his staff his 'crew', and the disagreement as 'mutiny', calls the bathroom the head while his laugh is also appropriate ('Ar 'ar 'ar 'ar 'ar'). In contrast to his namesake, Krabs is something of a miser; he is known to go insane if he has to give up so much as a penny. In "Born Again Krabs", he gave SpongeBob up to the [[Flying Dutchman]] for sixty-two cents, but repented later. When customers leave the restaurant because they do not like the food (which is usually due to SpongeBob or Squidward's inaccuracies), he uses catchphrases - these include "That's me money walkin' out the door!", or "There's gonna be a few changes around here!"

However, he's a caring and thoughtful crab; he appreciates his employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles (who help keep his restaurant afloat), dotes on his daughter, [[Pearl Krabs]], and in one episode, he found his second love (after money), Mrs. Puff (in "Krusty Love"). Mr. Krabs' arch-rival and somewhat friend is Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of rival restaurant The Chum Bucket across the street from his establishment. Plankton later shot his former best friend through grief and revenge. He has a mother, Mama Krabs, who lives in a near identical version of his anchor home, except it is pink. His address was also revealed to be 3541 Anchor Way. Mr. Krabs tries to keep it cheap when purchasing anything, even though he's the richest crab in the ocean, which often results in Pearl becoming extremely disappointed in her gifts, such as on her 16th birthday or the infamous Squeaky Boots. Mr. Krabs also owns a pet worm named "[[Mr. Doodles]]" as seen in the episode "As Seen On TV" and "Sandy's Rocket". It is also shown in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean that he can extend his arms to great distances to collect items. Even though he's a cheapskate he will not use anything but the best ingredients in his Krabby Patties and is against them being manufactured probably since the Secret Formula is his pride or he just realizes that if he uses cheap ingredients people will stop coming.
[[Image:Mrdoodles.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Krabs pet worm [[Mr. Doodles]].]]

==Trivia== [[Image:Geschichtekrossekrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Krabs!]]
*Whenever Mr. Krabs - on every occasion - would take a customer's order, he never actually gets to finish it. This is due to the fact that he always is ordering for a robot (Plankton), a squeaking fish, etc.
*In [[Christmas Who?]], Mr. Krabs had the ability to sing in a high girly voice similar to that of a 70's singer.

== Phrase ===
* "Squidward!!!!!!! SpongeBob!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

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Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*Sea Creatures

==Dialogue==

TV Announcer: Mermaid man: Fleet and Forceful. With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep.

Mermaid man: By the power of Neptune!

TV Announcer: Mermaid man, with his young associate Barnacle boy, fights for all creatures who live in the sea, against the forces of evil.

Villain: Oh, no! The Raging Whirlpool.

TV Announcer: Mermaid man: Champion of the Deep.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yay! Champion of the deep! Woo!

SpongeBob: (dressed up as MM) Come, Barnacle boy. There's evil afoot.

Patrick: (dressed up as BB) Leaping' Lamb Craze, Mermaid man. I'm right behind you.

SpongeBob: Mermaid man and Barnacle boy spot their arch enemy, Reflecto, up to no good.

Squidward: Bon-bon.

SpongeBob: You know what this means.

Patrick: Donuts.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooohh.

SpongeBob: By the power of Neptune. (Patrick bites into the donut)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Mermaid man and Barnacle boy Unite!

SpongeBob: Creatures of the deep, assemble! (both go into deep thinking) Think...harder...Barnacle boy. (jellyfish swims by) Here they come. (Squidward blows jellyfish away)

SpongeBob: Blast, Reflecto has become too powerful.

Squidward: (under a tent) What the? Ohh!

SpongeBob: If Reflecto is cut off from sunlight, he becomes weak.

Patrick: Jumping Jellyfish, Mermaid man. He's destroying the shield.

SpongeBob: Quick, Barnacle boy, back to the sea cave.

Patrick: Right, Mermaid man.

Squidward: SpongeBob! SpongeBob, open up!

SpongeBob: Reflecto has found our secret lab.

Patrick: What would the real Mermaid man do?

Squidward: Why don't you go ask him yourself?

SpongeBob: Elaborate, you vial fiend.

Squidward: He and Barnacle boy live in the retirement home on the other side of town.

SpongeBob: Hmm, they must be working undercover.

Squidward: Yeah...now please leave me alone.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Mermaid man and Barnacle boy reunite!
(At Shady Shoals Retirement Home)

SpongeBob: Excuse me, I know that Mermaid man is working undercover on an important case, but you think we can see him?

Manager: Undercover? Yeah...well I'll see if they can take time from their busy schedule to see you. (SpongeBob and Patrick laughing as they walk in) There they are. Right over there. (SpongeBob and Patrick gasp)

Manager: Try not to surprise them.

SpongeBob: Patrick! Can you believe it?

Patrick: (holding onto SpongeBob) Mermaid man and Barnacle boy in the flesh! (SpongeBob and Patrick walk in front of the TV)

Barnacle boy: Hey, who are those guys?

Mermaid man: Uhh, are they here to fix the TV?

Barnacle boy: What do you want?

SpongeBob: Are you Mermaid man and Barnacle boy?

Barnacle boy: Well, we used to be. But now we're retired.

SpongeBob: But you can't retire! There's evil afoot.

Mermaid man: Wha? Evil. EVIL! Barnacle boy! Come quick, cause there's evil!

SpongeBob: All I said that there was evil afoot.

Mermaid man: EVIL! EVIL! E...

Barnacle boy: Would you please stop saying that?

Mermaid man: (hanging on a water fountain) EVIL! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL! (water squirts at MM) Death Ray!

SpongeBob: Wow, Mermaid man and Barnacle boy.

Patrick: It's too bad their old.

SpongeBob: What do you mean, Patrick? Old people are the greatest. Their full of wisdom and experience. (captain gives a thumbs up) The world needs Mermaid man and Barnacle boy. Someone, somewhere, is in trouble, and I won't rest until Mermaid man and Barnacle boy are out of retirement. (fireworks appear)

Patrick: Ooh! Pretty lights! 
(At The home's cafeteria)

Mermaid man: To the meatloaf! To the broccoli! Make sure you give extra broccoli to my young ward. The boy needs his vitamins.

Cafeteria Lady: Here you go, son. Haha.

Mermaid man: To the table, away!

Barnacle boy: Careful! Don't run!

SpongeBob: Hey, Mermaid man.

Mermaid man: Uh, here comes the TV repairman.

Barnacle boy: What do you want from us.

SpongeBob: Hold on. Just let me look at ya.

Mermaid man: Stay alert, Barnacle boy. He...he's up to something.

Barnacle boy: Will you cut...will you stop calling me 'boy'?

SpongeBob: Do you remember the time the food supply in Atlantis was running low? So you invited a ray gun that makes things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens. But then the evil ManRay swoops down and swipes the gun away and shoots all the algae. And he globs on the undersea gum. And he starts sucking up the glass.

Barnacle boy: What's your point, kid?

SpongeBob: You guys are the greatest heroes of all time, and I think you should come out of retirement.

Mermaid man: Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Manager: What is going on in here?

Mermaid man: You may kiss the bride! (SpongeBob gets kicked out)

Patrick: Did you re-unite our heroes?

SpongeBob: No, but I'm married. 
(Back at the retirement home)

Mermaid man: Up, up, and away. Up, up, and away.

SpongeBob: (dressed up as a woman) Oh, my. This purse is so big and heavy.

Patrick: (dressed up as the bad guy robber) Hold it right there, ma’am. I'll be taking that.

SpongeBob: Aah! Help! Help! Help!

Patrick: It's working.

SpongeBob: Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?

Barnacle boy: Pie down! You could wake Mermaid man and he's ore when he's disturbed.

SpongeBob: Ever alert, Mermaid man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.

Barnacle boy: Confound it, get away from him.

Mermaid man: Stop shoutin'. I'm napping!!

Barnacle boy: It’s not me, you ol' coot!

Retired Elderly #1: Yes.

Retired Elderly #2: That's me.

Retired Elderly #3: I'm over here.

SpongeBob: Excuse me, Mermaid man.

Mermaid man: What do you want?

Barnacle boy: This better be good.

SpongeBob: This'll cheer you up. We're almost done painting your invisible boat mobile.

Barnacle boy: Gah! It's suppose to be invisible. That's it! We gotta end our life of leisure. Time to come out of retirement. There's evil afoot.

Mermaid man: EVIL! Where is it?

Barnacle boy: There it is! (points at SB & Pat) You know what this means? (opens up box with shiny rings)

Mermaid man: Donuts!

Barnacle boy: Oh, brother. (puts ring on MM and then they put them together) Say the oath.

Mermaid man: Mermaid man and Barnacle boy UNITE! Throw waterballs at 'em!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Waterball! Waterball! (BB throws waterball at Spongebob)

Patrick: Hehehehehe.

Barnacle boy: Mumbling mories. It's not working, Mermaid man. He's absorbing it like some kind of evil sponge.

Mermaid man & Barnacle boy: Dog paddle, away!

Patrick: It's the waging whirlpool. (SB and Pat cheer)

Mermaid man: Those fiends. They're actually enjoying it.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!

Barnacle boy: Now what, Mermaid man? We need help!

Mermaid man & Barnacle boy: Sea creatures, assemble! (sea creatures are retired so they come slowly)

Barnacle boy: Hmm, the creatures of the deep seem to have lost some of their luster.

Mermaid man: Sea creatures, attack!

SpongeBob: Pinch me, I must be dreaming. (sea creatures pick up SB & Pat) Mission accomplished, Patrick.

Patrick: Yeah, we did it. (sea creatures throw them out)

Mermaid man: I did it. I feel 5 years younger. Oh, it's good to be back!

Barnacle boy: We did it, you ol' coot.

Mermaid man: Who are you?

TV Announcer: The New Adventures of Mermaid man and Barnacle boy! We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits. (MM & BB play checkers when phone rings when a picture was a black BG of the Esther: The Girl Who Became Queen logo)

Mermaid man: It's the Aqua phone! What is it, Chief? Uhh, hello? Hello? Hello? ("HANG UP" appears) The phone is still broken. Remind me to get that fixed. ("SIT" appears)

Barnacle boy: Remind you of what?

Mermaid man: Remind me of what?

TV Announcer: Will our heroes ever get their phones fixed? Tune in next week and find out.

SpongeBob: Wow. That was even better than the old show.

Patrick: It's all thanks to you. (SpongeBob winks)

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Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly

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Episode Article: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*Grandpa Squarepants
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nancy]]

(scene opens up in front of Nickelodeon Studios, where a security guard is standing by the gate) 
French Narrator: Last week, a never-before-seen episode of Spongebob Squarepants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. (a large crowd of excited people is shown) Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... (the title appears on screen) the Spongebob Squarepants Lost Episode! (an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears) Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the Spongebob Squarepants fan club, Patchy the Pirate! (inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming; Potty flies up) 
Potty: Patchy! Patchy! The kids are here. (flushes the toilet) 
Patchy: WAH!!! (opens the curtain in panic) Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time? (looks at the camera) Oh, hello! Dahh! (covers himself with the curtain) What are you all doing here? 
Potty: They're here to see the lost episode. Brawk! 
Patchy: But I haven't got the lost episode because I... well, I lost it! (starts to cry) 
Children: (off-screen) No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please! 
Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old Spongebob. (shuts the curtain and cries loudly) 
(cuts to a montage of Spongebob's greatest moments) 
French Narrator: Remembering Spongebob. (Spongebob walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab, from "[[As Seen on TV]]"; brings it around town, from "[[Bubblestand]]"; puts a ketchup pawprint on a Krabby Patty then puts it down on a bun, from "[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]"; struggles with his long legs, also from "The Chaperone"; separates into two pieces then joins back together, also from "Pizza Delivery"; stands motionless in awe, also from "As Seen on TV"; struggles lifting up a bar with two teddy bears attached, from "[[Help Wanted]]"; skips outside tossing hearts in the air, from "[[Valentine's Day]]"; goes for a blue jellyfish but winds up catching himself in his net, from "[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]"; surfs backwards with his pants ripped then wipes out, from "[[Ripped Pants]]"; dodges a karate chop from Sandy, from "[[Karate Choppers]]"; smokes a bubble pipe, from "Grandma's Kisses"; sheds a layer of his skin, from "[[F.U.N.]]"; floats around completely inflated, from "[[Pizza Delivery]]"; sends a message in a bubble, from "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]"; a muscular version of him chases a jellyfish, from "[[Musclebob Buffpants]]"; lies in bed next to Squidward, from "[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]"; scrubs the inside of his head, also from "The Chaperone"; clenches onto Mrs. Puff, from "[[Boating School]]"; rocks out, from "[[Band Geeks]]"; plucks his eyebrows, yet again from "The Chaperone"; sucks on a table, from "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]"; shrinks on the stove, from "[[Nature Pants]]"; does a karate dance, also from "Karate Choppers"; blows the sand of Squidward, from "[[Reef Blower]]"; wiggles around, also from "[[F.U.N. (Song)|F.U.N.]]"; gets shut out by Squidward, from "[[The Paper]]; an audience applauds; cuts back to Patchy, who is sitting on the couch) 
Patchy: I don't believe I lost the Lost Episode. (screws in his peg leg) I never lose anything. 
Potty: What about your leg? 
Patchy: Well, yeah, but... 
Potty: And your eye. 
Patchy: Well, the eye, I... 
Potty: And your hand. 
Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! (shoos Potty away) Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the Lost Episode is. (a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over) 
Potty: What is it? Brawk! 
Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the Lost Episode of Spongebob I lost! 
Potty: It's a dream come true! 
Patchy: (giggles) We gotta go find it, Potty! (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! (runs down the steps, along with Potty) 
Potty: Brawk! 
Patchy: (an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting) Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. (walks past the woman's house) 
Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies? 
Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. (continues walking) 
Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold. 
Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. (looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree) Half a league to the forked tree. (looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it) Oh! (stands somewhere else, looking at the map) Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! (lowers the map and sees a playground full of children) Merciful Neptune. Only for Spongebob. Only for Spongebob!!! (runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse) AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! (goes up and down on a see-saw) Whoa!!! Whoa! (slides down a slide with his hands up) YAHHHHH!!! (hits the ground) Ow! (gets spun around on a merry-go-round) AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back) Ahh... Ahh... Ah! (inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him) AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (gets pushed on the swing by a little girl) AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! (the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand) We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this lost episode! (laughs) Dig it, get it? (laughs some more) 
Potty: (covered in sand) You stink! 
Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. (laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something) Hey Potty, I think I hit something. (camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand) Clever... bury your treasure above the surface. 
Potty: Brawk! 
Patchy: (opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it) This is it! (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands) I don't know what it means either. (slams the top of the chest on the man) But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. (runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up) Yeah!!! Popcorn. (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) Soda. (puts a cup of soda on the table) Pickled garlic! (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down) Potty, hit the remote! 
Potty: (drops an egg that hits the remote) Brawk! (the VCR turns on) 
Patchy: (grabs the popcorn) This is gonna be great! (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) I can't believe it. More Spongebob! (starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five) This so exciting! (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends) Here it comes!
Potty: Brawk! Pipe down! 
("Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; Spongebob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment) 
Patchy: That's it? That's the Lost Episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles! 
Potty: What a rip! 
Patchy: Grrrrr... (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) Spongebob betrayed us! (runs over to a wall of framed Spongebob pictures; begins tearing them off the wall) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! (enters his Spongebob-merchandise-filled room and starts throwing things everywhere) I'm gonna get rid of all my Spongebob stuff! All of it! All of it! (rips his Spongebob boxers out of his pants) All of it! (runs to the door) I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! (runs out the door crying) 
Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead! 
Announcer: (on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "Spongebob Squarepants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode") And now, the real Lost Episode! 
Potty: Brawk! Patchy, come back! There's more! 
Patchy: (opens the door) Really? (shuts the door, then reenters again, completely reversing what he did earlier; sits back down) Hooray! Let's watch! 
("The Sponge Who Could Fly" opens up in Jellyfish Fields) 
French Narrator: Here we see the proud jellyfish hunter. (Spongebob stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net) He stands motionless to lure the jellyfish into a false sense of security. (a jellyfish swims right be him) And when his prey ventures to close, he springs into action. 
Spongebob: (puts on his safety glasses; turns into a spring and bounces after the jellyfish; stops in midair and looks down) Huh? (stretches out and starts falling downward, now in normal form) AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (separates into seven smaller Spongebobs, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which Spongebob catches and places in an open space on his backside; wipes the sweat off his forehead) Phew! I salute you, oh majestic jellyfish. (salutes a jellyfish that buzzes over his head) Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. (a jellyfish floats up and down above Spongebob's palm; music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him; he clears his throat)

Music: "[[I Wish, I Could Fly]]"
If only I could join you there in the air
Floating free without a care
I wish I could fly
And see things with a different eye
(Spongebob's two eyes combine into one big eye; the camera zooms into it and his pupil becomes him flying through the sky)
I would fly so very high and touch the sky
(flies through a crowd)
And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly
(the blue sky backdrop turn back into Jellyfish Fields, and Spongebob falls to the ground; he gets up) 
Spongebob: Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa Squarepants. (a thought cloud appears above Spongebob's head; Spongebob's grandfather is inside of it)
Grandpa Squarepants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. (the cloud disappears) 
Spongebob: (snaps) I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine! (cuts to Spongebob working on building a plane outside of a barn; Patrick walks up to him) 
Patrick: What's that contraption, Spongebob? 
Spongebob: That, Patrick, is a flying machine. 
Patrick: (laughs) 
Spongebob: What's so funny? 
Patrick: Well, it's like my grandpa used to say. (a thought cloud appears over his head; Grandpa Squarepants is inside it again)
Grandpa Squarepants: If we were meant to fly, uh... hey, I'm not your grandfather! (pokes Patrick in the head with his cane; the thought cloud disappears) 
Spongebob: Well, here I go, Patrick! (runs to the front) I'm off to fly with the jellyfish! Ignition, check! (spins the propeller around) Landing gear... (kicks the tire) check! Complimentary peanuts... (holds up a bag of peanuts) check-a-roo. (hops into the cockpit, now with a hat and glasses on) Ready for takeoff! (pushes a handle forward; the plane starts up, then comes to pieces; the propeller spins through the air and slices through a grain silo next to the farm; sand pours out of it and covers him and Patrick) 
Patrick: You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo! 
Spongebob: Don't remind me. 
Jenkins: (runs up) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git! (Patrick and Spongebob run away) 
Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food! (cuts to Patrick standing in front of his rock, looking dumb; Spongebob runs up with blueprints in his hand) 
Spongebob: Well, it took me all night, but here they are. The new blueprints! I wasn't even close with that last one. Propellers, rudders... (blows raspberries; cuts to him standing on the top of a cliff in a rubbery bat costume) This one's gonna fly! (stretches out the wings; the camera focuses on Spongebob's butt, which is sticking out more than ever) I can feel it. Ready, Patrick? 
Patrick: (at the bottom of the cliff) Ready! 
Spongebob: (jumps and starts flapping his wings; starts gasping) It's working, Patrick! I'm flying! I'm... (ceases to fly) falling!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (Patrick runs over and sprays him with a fire extinguisher; cuts to Spongebob, holding a clipboard, and Patrick, walking) 
Spongebob: This is it, Patrick. The physics are all here. This time, I'm gonna fly! (walks up to a lawn chair with two balloons attached to it and a brick sitting on it) 
Patrick: Oh boy, a birthday party! 
Spongebob: (laughs) No, Patrick. This is the Squarepants Flyer Mark Three. (goes over and picks up the brick) All you do is remove the brick, or ballast, and... (turns around and realizes that his invention is no longer there) Huh? (looks up and sees it flying away) Well, back to the drawing board. 
Patrick: Can we have the cake now? (singing) Happy, happy birthday to you! (cuts to Spongebob, attached to a red kite, which is attached to a bicycle that Patrick is on) 
Spongebob: Patrick, get ready to say "Eureka!" 
Patrick: Okay! 
Spongebob: Go!!! (Patrick starts pedaling; Spongebob lifts up off the bucket he is standing on and flies through the air) It's working! I'm flying! (flies past three fish on the side of the road) 
Cap Fish: Hey! Look at that guy tied to a kite! 
Fred: Why's he doing that? 
Nancy: Oh my goodness... 
Fred: Why's he doing that? 
Cap Fish: He'll fall and break his... 
Nancy: Can you see from up there? 
Spongebob: Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you. (suddenly, the kite snaps on him and falls out of the sky) Doh! (Patrick keeps pedaling as Spongebob repeatedly hits the ground behind him) Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! (the three fish crack up; cuts to the Barg'n-Mart; Spongebob is standing at the cash register in front of Vendor; he puts the shredded kite on the counter) Excuse me, sir, but I would like to return this kite. 
Vendor: Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper! (holds up a newspaper with a picture of Spongebob on the front page and the headline "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly") 
Spongebob: "Local nutcase tries to fly"?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too! 
Vendor: No they didn't. 
Spongebob: (raises his fist) You'll see. (walks outside, and past Monroe and his mother) 
Monroe: Look mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. 
Mother: Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs. 
Monroe: Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly! (makes flapping motions; he and his mother laugh cruelly; Spongebob walks away, only to encounter many other fish) 
Cap Fish: Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs? 
Nancy: Maybe he's looking for a statue to poop on. 
Fred: (steps in front of Spongebob and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of fish around him laughs) 
Spongebob: Go on and laugh, but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams! (two fish holding babies stand to the side of him) 
Mother #2: You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?
Stubble Fish: I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I didn't have any fingers. (looks at his hands)
Fish: We all had dreams. 
Nancy: What makes you so special? (the crowd of fish turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches) 
Mob: Let's get him! 
Spongebob: (the mob chases him; he starts panting, then stops) Huh? (camera zooms out to reveal Spongebob just stepped off the edge of a cliff) AHHHHH!!! 
Fish: Good riddance, dreamer! 
Spongebob: AHHHHH!!! (lands in a Mud Removal truck) Ooh! (the truck makes a sharp turn and Spongebob falls out, covered in mud; while falling) Well, it can't get any worse. Doh! (lands in a Feather Delivery truck; sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers) I guess I spoke too soon. (cuts to Spongebob, with a towel wrapped around his body and the top of his head, looking out the window at the jellyfish flying by) There they go again, Gary. (sighs) I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. (takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away) Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (grabs his pants and puts them on) Back to reality. (walks over to the sink; Gary follows) 
Gary: Meow. 
Spongebob: No, Gary, my dreams are silly. (takes the towel off of his head; grabs a comb and blow-dryer and starts brushing and drying his spongy hair; the phone rings; he sticks the blow-dryer partially in his pants and answers the phone) Hello? No, this isn't the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. What? (the blow-dryer starts to inflate his pants) No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Momma? Well, listen up, Joe. (Gary retreats inside his shell) I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible. (floats upward and hits the ceiling) I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Gary! (pulls the blow-dryer out of his pants) I... I think I'm flying! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! (the top half of his pineapple opens up and he flies out of it) 
Monroe: (points) Mom, look! It's the flying guy! 
Mother: Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all. 
(flying over the town)

Music: "[[He's Flying]]"
I'm flying. I'm flying!
(Cap Fish pops up)
He's flying!
(guy pops out the window)
He's flying!
(the old woman fish pops up)
He's really, really flying!
(Nancy opens her door; Tom pops out of the sewer, moving his fingers in rhythm)
They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff.
(the Old Woman Fish stands next to a blue fish with balloons; an aqua fish stands next to another older fish; a business fish and Vendor pass by)
But now he's flying.
(Spongebob passes over them)
He's flying high in the sky.
(Johnson drives by in a boat; another fish drives behind them; a couple other fish enter the scene) 
I'd love to hang around to say I told you so.
(takes off)
But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go! 
(passes by a sign pointing in the direction of the Fields, making it bobble) 
Roads and streets are not for me. 
(passes over an intersection with a stoplight)
Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree.
I've had her since I was a little girl.
(takes a deep breath)
But now it looks like the end of her world.
(the tree branch holding the snail snaps off)
NO!!!!!!
(catches the snail)
Gotcha!
(laughs; hands the snail to Mrs. Puff)
Next time, try the elevator.
(flies off)
Thank you, Bird Man! 
(flies upward in a circle, leaving a swirling rainbow path behind him; flies up to a plane, in which Fred is sitting, among others) 
I have never felt so free!
(Fred looks out the window at Spongebob in bewilderment)
High in the sky is the place for me.
(flies away; Fred pulls down an oxygen mask and starts breathing heavily)
Helping friends from up above.
(Spongebob flies onward some more, still leaving a rainbow path behind him; sprinkles drop down over a group of children; Monroe sticks his tongue out and catches one, then makes a face in disgust)
These are the things that I love!
(picks up a dime off the ceiling of a building and drops it in Mr. Krabs's hand)
I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime.
I'm rich!
(Patrick stares in awe at a mime doing his shtick; Spongebob swoops down and lifts him into the air)
And I'll save Patrick from this mime!
Thanks, buddy!
(flies over to a kelp bush)
Even Plankton needs some help,
when he gets tangled in the
ke-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-elllllllp!
(inside the bush, Plankton is struggling to untangle himself from a piece of kelp; Spongebob lifts him up)
Please put me down!
("He's Flying" ends; cuts to the Bikini Bottom News, where A Realistic Fish Head is reporting) 
Fish Head: All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz over the identity of a mysterious flying man who helps people. (cuts to Tom, wearing a bad hairpiece) 
Tom: He found my hair piece! (cuts to a little boy fish) 
Boy: He helps people... and he flies... and he helps people. 
Fish Head: (back at the desk) Who knows what superhero act of courage he'll astound us with next? 
(cuts to a foggy night at Goo Lagoon; the lighthouse is shining its light around, when suddenly, it goes out; Johnson and an old fish run up) 
Johnson: Oh no! The light in the Goo Lagoon lighthouse went out, and Sailor Jenkins is headed for the coastline! 
Jenkins: (drives through the fog in a boat on the lagoon) I'm glad I gave up farming! 
Spongebob: (flies down) I'm coming! (takes out the old light bulb and reaches behind his back to get a new one; screws it in and flips the switch; it turns on and Sailor Jenkins turns back around; a crowd of people run up, cheering) 
Johnson: Thanks, mysterious flying man! 
Jenkins: (slams into a large rock in the middle of the lagoon; starts to sink) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! 
Spongebob: (walking away, with his pants deflated, brushing his hands off) That's enough good deeds for one day. I've got a date with a flock of jellyfish. 
Mr. Krabs: (runs up) Spongebob! Son! I need you and your magical pants! 
Spongebob: But Mr. Krabs, I invented these pants so I could fly with the jellyfish! If I keep doing favors for people I'll never make my dreams a reality. (starts to walk away) 
Mr. Krabs: But Spongebob, it's an emergency! 
Spongebob: (stops; inflates his pants) Let's roll! (flying through the sky with Mr. Krabs in his arms) Where to, Mr. K? 
Mr. Krabs: Uh... my garage. 
Spongebob: You've got it! (lands next to Mr. Krabs's garage) What's the emergency, Mr. Krabs? 
Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you're up for it, boy? 
Spongebob: I think my pants can handle it. 
Mr. Krabs: I need you... 
Spongebob: (anxiously) Yes? 
Mr. Krabs: To clean... 
Spongebob: Clean up crime? 
Mr. Krabs: My garage. 
Spongebob: (his pants deflate) That's your emergency? 
Mr. Krabs: But Spongebob, everyone knows it's easier to clean a garage when you can fly! 
Spongebob: (crosses his arms) All right, Mr. Krabs. I'll clean your garage. But after this, no more favors! (inflates his pants again; later, he flies out of the garage, finished with the job) All done, Mr. Krabs. 
Mr. Krabs: (sunbathing) And the recyclables? 
Spongebob: Aw, shrimp. (turns around and reenters the garage; even later, he flies away) Finally! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! 
Patrick: (off-screen) Spongebob! 
Spongebob: Patrick's in trouble. 
Patrick: (lying on his back in the street) Spongebob! Spongebob! 
Spongebob: (flies down to him) What is it, buddy? 
Patrick: Will you scratch my tummy? (Spongebob gets annoyed but does it anyway) Ah... 
(a montage begins) 
Larry: Help me pick out a tie? (holds out three different colored ties; Spongebob picks one) 
Squidward: Clean my bathtub? (Spongebob unwillingly obeys) 
Mrs. Puff: Balance my checkbook? (Spongebob scribbles in her checkbook) 
Plankton: Help spread the word of evil? (Spongebob hands out newspapers with the headline "EVIL" on them) 
Hat Fish: Untangle my phone chords? 
Cap Fish: Do my geometry? 
Nancy: Talk to my plants! 
Gray Fish: Rub my scalp? (Spongebob rubs the man's scalp) Mmm... oh yeah! 
Spongebob: (stops and starts flailing his arms) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are. 
Gray Fish: But, we went to elementary school together. 
Spongebob: Dennis? (starts rubbing his scalp again) 
Dennis: Mmm... oh yeah! 
(cuts to a crowd of fish searching for Spongebob) 
Cap Fish: Spongebob! 
Monroe: Hey Spongebob! 
Fred: Spongebob! 
Spongebob: (hiding behind a rock) If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the jellyfish. (quietly flies away) 
Monroe: Hey! There he is! 
Spongebob: (flies faster) 
Monroe: He's getting away! 
Light Purple Fish: No! He owes us favors! 
Monroe: Get him!!! (the angry crowd chases after him, into Downtown Bikini Bottom; while Spongebob flies past the buildings in a straight line, the crowd runs up and down each building; they stop at a cliff, before Jellyfish Fields; Spongebob keeps flying) 
Spongebob: I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! 
Johnson: He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll catch him now! 
Jenkins: (off-screen) I'll take care of this! 
Crowd: It's Cannonball Jenkins!!! 
Jenkins: (inside a lit cannon, wearing a red helmet and suit; launches out of the cannon and toward Spongebob; he collides with him, and Spongebob's inflatable pants explode; the two hurtle toward the ground; Spongebob falls even further as Cannonball Jenkins opens up a red parachute) I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! (the crowd watches as Spongebob crashes to the ground; they walk over) 
Fred: What have we done? (starts to cry) Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order. (picks up the pants) A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime. (the crowd leaves; Spongebob, now in his underwear, regains consciousness) 
Spongebob: Well, it was fun while it lasted. (walks up to Jellyfish Fields, then walks away) I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. (sighs; starts to raise up in the air; a group of jellyfish are below him, carrying him up) Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... 
(the jellyfish carry him back to Bikini Bottom; singing)

Music: "[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]"
You don't need a plane to fly
(Johnson looks out the window at him)
Plastic wings may make you cry
(a flock of scallops fly by)
Kites are made for windy days
Lawn chair with balloons... fly away
(the crowd of fish bury Spongebob's pants as the mourn over them)
Inflatable pants... you may as well skip!
(arrives at his home; the jellyfish put him back on the ground)
If you want to fly, all you need... is friendship. Yeah.
(the jellyfish buzz away; waves) 
Spongebob: Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was. 
Patrick: (walks up) Hey! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice. 
Spongebob: No more flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish. (opens his door) 
Patrick: Suit yourself. (lifts up his arm and flies away) 
Spongebob: (turns back around) Did Patrick just... ? (laughs) Nah! (enters his house again, but opens the door one last time, just to make sure; cuts back to Patchy's house) 
Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids? 
Potty: Let's watch it again. 
Patchy: (chuckles) That's a great idea, Potty. (looks on the table) Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the remote? (stands up) Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... (a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head) Eh... (falls to the floor) 
Potty: Brawk! 
Patchy: (stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote) My remote! (goes to the window) Thanks, stranger! 
Mrs. Johnson: (outside, in a wheelchair) Don't mention it, Patchy! (flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind) Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? (presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV) No, that's not it. (presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV) Doh! Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a football game, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied; Potty flies over) 
Potty: Brawk! Let me do it! 
Patchy: No, get away! (the lights go out) That's the light switch! (the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch) 
Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button! 
Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!! (continues pressing buttons on the remote) Rewind... darn you! (suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape) 
Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy! 
Patchy: No! (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling) Oh no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever! 
Potty: Brawk! Lost forever! 
French Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, Spongebob will live on in our hearts and in our minds. (a Spongebob constellation appears over Patchy's house) Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

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Episode Transcript: Your Shoe’s Untied

2008-04-18T14:53:16Z

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Episode Article: [[Your Shoe's Untied]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick ]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Painty]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob is watching sea-creatures on TV) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in! 

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes) 

SpongeBob: Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet. 

Patrick: Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands) 

SpongeBob: Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our
captain's quarters, too! 

Patrick: Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me? 

Patrick: Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair) 

SpongeBob: Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow? 

Patrick: Gosh, probably not. 

SpongeBob: I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair arm) Pay close attention,

Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...uhh, you gotta...loop the...uhh... 

Patrick: Are you sure you know how to do it? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I? 

Patrick: Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair) 

SpongeBob: Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it. 

Patrick: I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore! 

SpongeBob: I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the chair arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's not right. (laughs) Get it? Not...right? 

Patrick: No. 

SpongeBob: Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots) 

Patrick: What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Patrick, aren't you late for something? 

Patrick: Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to beind a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy!

(Patrick, who is eating a krabby patty, notices SpongeBob) 

Patrick: Well hiya, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet) 

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting? 

SpongeBob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet)
Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here. 

Squidward: (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to
the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a krabby patty) Ta-da! A perfect patty. 

Squidward: Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away) 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it? 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line! 

SpongeBob: No! 

Squidward: Then bring that patty here now! 

SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his feet along the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved) 

Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move! 

SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh! 

Squidward: SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth) 

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward! 

Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towardrs Squidward) 

Squidward: Sponge... (patty enters his mouth) 

SpongeBob: Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidwards mouth again) Let me just... (makes
another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him) 

Customer: What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly) 

Squidward: I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBobs head) 

SpongeBob: I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears while Mr Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle) 

Mr Krabs: Let's see, a five-letter word for happines. Money 
Squidward: Silly Songs with Larry had cancelled until further notice 

Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBob peeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this. 

SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr Krabs, it's just that I...I... 

Mr Krabs: Yes? 

SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I... 

Mr Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes? 

SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I... 

Mr Krabs: Out with it, boy! What is it? 

SpongeBob: I forgot how to tie my shoes. 

Mr Krabs: (laughs) That's all? 

SpongeBob: So you'll show me how? 

Mr Krabs: I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to [[Tom]]) 

SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

Tom: Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) 

SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

Eel: Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields) 

SpongeBob: Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

Painty: Arr, I be just a painting of a head. 

SpongeBob: Doesn't anybody know how to tie a knot? (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman) 

Flying Dutchman: Did somebody say knot? 

SpongeBob: (eyes grow large) I did. 

Flying Dutchman: So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya? 

SpongeBob: Yes, please, Mr Flying Dutchman, sir. 

Flying Dutchman: Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy
knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years! 

SpongeBob: Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart) 

Flying Dutchman: (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot! 

SpongeBob: Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds) 

Flying Dutchman: The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot. 

SpongeBob: Ohh... 

Flying Dutchman: Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey) 

Monkey: Ohh, ohh! 

Flying Dutchman: This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope) 

Rope: Poooop! 

SpongeBob: (laughs) Those are great, Mr Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes? 

Flying Dutchman: (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two
blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Not now, Gary. 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: I'm not in the mood, Gary. 

Gary: Meow. Meow. 

SpongeBob: (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the
floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention. 

Gary: Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes) 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How
did you learn to do that? 

Song: "[[Loop dee Loop!]]"
Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

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Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath

2008-04-18T14:50:55Z

68.186.22.156: /* In SpongeBob's house */

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Episode Article: [[Gary Takes A Bath (Episode)|Gary Takes A Bath]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]

==In [[SpongeBob's house]]==
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. Come on, let's go get the water started. You're gonna have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball to Fetch.)..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up then a Scottish Girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)... Ya-da-da-da... stops dancing That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 30 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,30. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. It's treasure. Look, soap. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't drop 'em... Look at this ducky! (shows a rubber duck) 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob''': I don't know what a snail would want with a ducky. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails) Get in the tub! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Get in the tub!! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get in the tub... (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Now, Gary, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to... picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you have dooped, and/or, frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to share with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Now this is more like it. Water you waiting for, Gary? 

==Outside==
'''Gary:''' meowing in a tree 
'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin. (Gary takes the ladder off the tree) Gary! Bring that ladder back this instant. I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister. Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. Gary leans over the puddle Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.

==In Bathroom==
Gary: Meow. 
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. Gary smiles

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Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath

2008-04-18T14:49:53Z

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Episode Article: [[Gary Takes A Bath (Episode)|Gary Takes A Bath]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]

==In [[SpongeBob's house]]==
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. Come on, let's go get the water started. You're gonna have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball to Fetch.)..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up then a Scottish Girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)... Ya-da-da-da... stops dancing That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,30. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. It's treasure. Look, soap. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't drop 'em... Look at this ducky! (shows a rubber duck) 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob''': I don't know what a snail would want with a ducky. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails) Get in the tub! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Get in the tub!! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get in the tub... (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Now, Gary, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to... picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you have dooped, and/or, frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to share with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Now this is more like it. Water you waiting for, Gary? 

==Outside==
'''Gary:''' meowing in a tree 
'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin. (Gary takes the ladder off the tree) Gary! Bring that ladder back this instant. I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister. Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. Gary leans over the puddle Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.

==In Bathroom==
Gary: Meow. 
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. Gary smiles

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Episode Transcript: Life of Crime

2008-04-18T14:48:47Z

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Episode Article: [[Life of Crime]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Lou]]
*Officer Malley

==Dialogue==

(Open at the Krusty Krab. It’s only a shot of the building. A voice comes on from the television playing inside the K.K.) 

TV Announcer: And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theatre!

(Cut to shot of B/W TV show with a crustacean sleeping on the ocean floor wearing a traditional crab shell. A bigger crab
shows up, laughing menacingly, and steals the little crab’s shell. The little crab wakes up suddenly. The bigger crab
runs away.) 

Little Crab: Stop! Thief!

(Some policemen show up.) 

Cop #1: Which way did he go? 

Little Crab: (pointing to the direction the thief ran) He went that way! 

(The policemen run after the thief and catch him. Cut to shot of jail bars going down with the crab thief behind it) 

Thief: Curses! Foiled again! 

(Cut to shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick watching the television) 

Mr Krabs: What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was. There ain’t nothing worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up
forever. They should all be strung up by their gaze (sic?) and forced to breathe air. 

SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, what about all the stuff you stole? 

Mr Krabs: What do you mean? 

SpongeBob: (points to barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on) Like that barrel. It says property of Salty Sea Farms. 

Mr Krabs: (jumps off of barrel) Oh, that’s where I rent me pickles from. 

SpongeBob: Are you renting the barrel, too? 

Mr Krabs: Well, no. 

SpongeBob: Then you bought it? 

Mr Krabs: No. 

SpongeBob: Then, isn’t that stealing? 

Mr Krabs: Well, I, uhh… 

Patrick: (holds up towel from the “Sizzling Spring Sauna”) What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna? 

Mr Krabs: Umm… 

SpongeBob: (holds up phone)…And this Bikini Bell phone? 

Mr Krabs: Well, I… 

Patrick: (holds up hedge clippers) …And Sandy’s hedge clippers? 

Mr Krabs: Oh, there… 

SpongeBob: (holds up mini-lawn mower) …And Plankton’s lawn mower? 

Mr Krabs: Well, he… 

SpongeBob: (holds up hair curlers) Even Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers? 

Mr Krabs: (grabs it) That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uhh, borrowed! 

SpongeBob: Borrowed? Well, that’s a relief. I thought you took it without permission. 

Mr Krabs: Ahh, permission’s permission. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before
it was missing. Everyone knows that. Right? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (raises fist in air) O.k. 

Mr Krabs: All right then! (Hugs them) Hugs! (Shoves them out of the K.K.) You put in a hard day’s work, boys. 

Patrick: But I don’t work here! 

Mr Krabs: See you later! (Takes out Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers) Oh, that was a close one. 

(Bubbles go up as the scene changes to Bikini Bottom Park, where people are frolicking and gamboling around. SpongeBob
and Patrick walk around slouching, making them look like idiots’. They talk like one, too.) 

SpongeBob: What do you want to do today? 

Patrick: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

SpongeBob: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

Patrick: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

SpongeBob: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

(Patrick stops after seeing a balloon cart) 

Patrick: (gasp) I know what I want to do today! I need some money. (Patrick looks in both his empty pockets, and then
decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket) Oh, I don’t have any
money. (Pleading to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, I want a balloon really, really badly! (His eye veins start growing.) REALLY,
REALLY BADLY! (Backs off) 

SpongeBob: It’s okay, Patrick. There’s lots of money in the First National Bank of SpongeBob. (Makes a rainbow appear out
of nowhere. They jump on the rainbow and travel to the other side, where a black pot can be found. SpongeBob picks it up
and turns it over. Nothing.) 

SpongeBob: Uh oh, I’m broke, too. Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward? 

Patrick: No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don’t we just borrow the balloon? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, like Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: It’s just borrowing, right? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right? 

Patrick: Right! 

(SpongeBob swiftly, but smoothly grabs the balloon while the balloon salesman gives a kid a balloon. They run off to the
city to play with it.) 

Patrick: This is SO great! 

SpongeBob: We’re going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon! 

Patrick: Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon! 

SpongeBob: Yeah, then we can take a bike ride with the balloon, then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice
rink and the pizza shop! 

Patrick: And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster! 

SpongeBob: And the candy shop! 

Patrick: And then my backyard! 

SpongeBob: And in a plane! 

Patrick: And over a rock! 

SpongeBob: And under a hill! 

Patrick: And with a whale! 

SpongeBob: And on a piano! 

Both: We love borrowing! 

(The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.) 

SpongeBob: It popped? 

(Both take another look, still quiet. They realize that it popped and start screaming.) 

Patrick: How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: (On the ground, picking up the balloon shards) I got the pieces! 

Patrick: (put his hands in the, umm, “air”) I got the air! 

(The two hectically try to put the two components back together, but can’t.) 

SpongeBob: We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess. 

Patrick: Confess? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about
some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they’re going to lock us up forever. 

SpongeBob: (covering Patrick’s mouth so no one can hear him) You’re right, we’ve just got to keep our heads. Act normal.

(They start acting stupid, body jumping on the ground, wailing and pulling their selves by their tongue) 

Pedestrian: Wow, street performers! 

(A crowd gathers around admiring the show) 

Both: (yelling) It’s not working! Ah! 

(They run away, smacking into the balloon cart) 

Lou: Hi there! 

(They scream and run away. The salesman looks confused) 

Lou: Hey! Don’t you want a free balloon? It’s National Free Balloon Day! 

(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running) 

Patrick: He’s onto us! 

SpongeBob: It’s not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We’ve got to move fast and cover our tracks. 

Patrick: (running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand) I’m on it, SpongeBob! 

(Cut to the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at the whole B.B. saddened) 

SpongeBob: Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back. 

Patrick: (waving) Good-bye Bikini Bottom. 

SpongeBob: (picking up hobo stick) We’ve only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs. 

Patrick: (Picks up stick with the cloth wrapped around his rock house) Yeah. 

SpongeBob: We’re going to have to travel lighter. 

(They walk off into the sunset. Cut to next scene. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to a burning fire) 

Patrick: I want to go home. 

SpongeBob: We can never go home, Pat; We’re wanted men. We’ll spend the rest of our lives running…running, but at least
it’s warmer on the fire. 

Patrick: Hey, if we’re underwater, how could there be a… 

(The fire dissolves) 

Patrick: I’m scared, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: No more nice, warm beds. 

Patrick: Uhh! 

SpongeBob: (saddened) No more Krabby Patties. No more getting mail. No more Gary. No more movies. No more Squidward. No
more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs. No more Mermaidman and Barnacle. No more anything. (Throws away the long list, he’s reading from) 

Patrick: (crying) I want ice cream! 

SpongeBob: (sniffling) But it doesn’t have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other. 

Patrick: (losing sadness) Yeah! 

SpongeBob: And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right? 
(A picture of a strong, muscular German man shows up. He is wearing nothing but flower-styled shorts.) 

Muscleman: Ja, buns and thighs. 

(Back to fire scene) 

Patrick: And the bitter cold, it’s bracing, isn’t it? 

SpongeBob: (looking like a cubic snowman) Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be…(breaks out of snowman) …fun! (Loosening
tie) We can loosen our ties. 

Patrick: Yeah! (Unloosens tie from his head. The tie was wrapped tightly on his temple. The air bubble stuck in there
deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands) And we can fly! 

SpongeBob: (jumping) Yeah! 

(SpongeBob jumps too close to the edge of the cliff and falls screaming and hit’s the ground with a thud) 

SpongeBob: (echoing from the bottom) Okay, we can’t still do that. (Coming back to Patrick) But we don’t have to
shave. 

Patrick: I’m way ahead of you buddy (shows SpongeBob his hairy legs) 

SpongeBob: And you get to talk tough! (Transforming his head into a 10-gallon hat, imitating a cowboy) This town ain’t
big enough for the two of us. 

Patrick: Uh, let me try: Uh…hey poke. (Laughing at himself) 

SpongeBob: And the best part is: now that we’re felons, we don’t have to return anything we borrowed! 

Both: (jumping for joy) Yeah! 

Patrick: (points to SpongeBob) And we owe it all to you. 

SpongeBob: What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan. 

Patrick: Doh, I’m nothing but a lot of talk, you’re the one with the sticky fingers. 

SpongeBob: Ahh, Patrick, you’re the best bad influence ever. 

Patrick: You, too! (Hugs) I wish we had something to eat, though. 

SpongeBob: (taking two chocolate bars out of his pants) Look what I’ve got! 

Patrick: (cheering) Rectangles! 

SpongeBob: Not just any rectangles…Candy bars. (Patrick stares at it, amazed) 

Patrick: Ohh! 

SpongeBob: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives. (Gives one to Patrick) 

Patrick: Thanks SpongeBob. (Stupidly) I think I’ll eat one now. (Takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar,
finishes the rest and then sighs) I think I’ll eat it now. (Takes another big bite, but realizes it’s just his hand) Oww!
Where’d my candy bar go? (Starts digging in sand) I must have dropped it. 

SpongeBob: You just ate it, Pat. It’s all over your face. 

Patrick: (still looking) Where’d it go? I’m going to starve. (Digs a big hole) Where’d it go? 

(The sand from Patrick’s digging-like-a-dog covers SpongeBob. Patrick’s head pops up under SpongeBob) 

Patrick: I can’t find it! Where could it possibly be? (Looks up and sees SpongeBob with his candy bar) Ah hah! 

SpongeBob: What? 

Patrick: (jumps out of the hole, points at SpongeBob) You stole my candy bar! 

SpongeBob: No, I didn’t. 

Patrick: Oh, so that’s how it is, huh? Once a thief always a thief. 

SpongeBob: You ate yours’, (points to his candy bar) this is mine. 

Patrick: You took my only food, (camera pans down to show Patrick’s stomach blasting with cellulite) now I’m going to
starve. 

SpongeBob: (nicely) Here Patrick, just take half of mine. 

Patrick: Yours? You mean mine. 

SpongeBob: Do you want it or what? 

Patrick: I don’t want it unless you admit you took it. 

SpongeBob: This is my candy bar. 

Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire. 

SpongeBob: It’s “pants on fire”, Patrick. 

Patrick: Well, you would know, liar. 

SpongeBob: Well, if you’re going to be that way, I’ll eat it myself. 

Patrick: You better not! 

(SpongeBob rips open the wrapper) 

Patrick: (fiercely) I’m warning you! 

(SpongeBob takes the candy bar closer to his mouth swaying his tongue up and down) 

Patrick: Don’t! 

(SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, barely touching the bar.) 

Patrick: Stop it! 

(SpongeBob chomps lightly on the bar) 

Patrick: Don’t! Ohh! 

(SpongeBob puts the bar in his wide opened mouth, his two teeth go across the surface of the bar, making a string line of
chocolate) 

Patrick: Ahh! 

(SpongeBob puts the bar in his, what would be, ear holes and moves them left to right) 

Patrick: No! 

(SpongeBob licks the bar all around while Patrick screams. Then SpongeBob eats the bar.) 

Patrick: (angrily) You’re a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon. 

SpongeBob: Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? 

Patrick: Ohh, that’s it. 

(Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.) 

Patrick: First the balloon, now my candy bar. You’re out of control. I… (menacingly) I’m telling on you! 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Not if I tell on you first! (runs away, toward the direction of the B.B. police department) 

Patrick: I’ll beat you there. (runs) 

(The two are in a daftly race to the police department) 

SpongeBob: You’re going to get in trouble. 

Patrick: No, you are! 

(The two finally reach the B.B.P.D. gasping. They going inside and all start to talk at once.) 

Officer Durado: What can I do for you boys? 

Both: (they look at each other) We stole a balloon! (they start crying) 

(the policeman looks at them, confused. The second policeman comes up) 

Officer Malley: What’s the problem here? 

Officer Durado: Well, it appears these two stole a balloon. 

SpongeBob: (still crying) What are you going to do to us? 

(The policemen, uh, policefish whisper to each other) 

Officer Duraldo: Okay, follow me. 

(The two are taking into cell 1B and the door is shut on them.) If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. (pauses for
a few) Okay, time’s up. (opens cell) Now, get out. 

Patrick: (confused) But... But.. We stole a balloon. 

Policeman Malley: Yeah, on Free Balloon Day! (laughs with comrade) 

(SpongeBob and Patrick are dumbfounded. Cut to scene: Outside of the BBPD.) 

Policeman Durado: (brings out lollipops) How about some lollipops for the roads, boys? 

(They take them) 

SpongeBob: Let’s vow not to borrow anything without permission again. 

Patrick: You said it. 

(They put both their lollipops together, but Patrick’s is already eaten. Patrick’s mouth is covered with some lollipop

residue.) 
Patrick: All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? (Everyone starts laughing.) 

Patrick: I mean it!

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Episode Article: [[Life of Crime]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Lou]]
*Officer Malley

==Dialogue==

(Open at the Krusty Krab. It’s only a shot of the building. A voice comes on from the television playing inside the K.K.) 

TV Announcer: And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theatre!

(Cut to shot of B/W TV show with a crustacean sleeping on the ocean floor wearing a traditional crab shell. A bigger crab
shows up, laughing menacingly, and steals the little crab’s shell. The little crab wakes up suddenly. The bigger crab
runs away.) 

Little Crab: Stop! Thief!

(Some policemen show up.) 

Cop #1: Which way did he go? 

Little Crab: (pointing to the direction the thief ran) He went that way! 

(The policemen run after the thief and catch him. Cut to shot of jail bars going down with the crab thief behind it) 

Thief: Curses! Foiled again! 

(Cut to shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick watching the television) 

Mr Krabs: What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was. There ain’t nothing worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up
forever. They should all be strung up by their gaze (sic?) and forced to breathe air. 

SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, what about all the stuff you stole? 

Mr Krabs: What do you mean? 

SpongeBob: (points to barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on) Like that barrel. It says property of Salty Sea Farms. 

Mr Krabs: (jumps off of barrel) Oh, that’s where I rent me pickles from. 

SpongeBob: Are you renting the barrel, too? 

Mr Krabs: Well, no. 

SpongeBob: Then you bought it? 

Mr Krabs: No. 

SpongeBob: Then, isn’t that stealing? 

Mr Krabs: Well, I, uhh… 

Patrick: (holds up towel from the “Sizzling Spring Sauna”) What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna? 

Mr Krabs: Umm… 

SpongeBob: (holds up phone)…And this Bikini Bell phone? 

Mr Krabs: Well, I… 

Patrick: (holds up hedge clippers) …And Sandy’s hedge clippers? 

Mr Krabs: Oh, there… 

SpongeBob: (holds up mini-lawn mower) …And Plankton’s lawn mower? 

Mr Krabs: Well, he… 

SpongeBob: (holds up hair curlers) Even Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers? 

Mr Krabs: (grabs it) That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uhh, borrowed! 

SpongeBob: Borrowed? Well, that’s a relief. I thought you took it without permission. 

Mr Krabs: Ahh, permission’s permission. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before
it was missing. Everyone knows that. Right? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (raises fist in air) O.k. 

Mr Krabs: All right then! (Hugs them) Hugs! (Shoves them out of the K.K.) You put in a hard day’s work, boys. 

Patrick: But I don’t work here! 

Mr Krabs: See you later! (Takes out Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers) Oh, that was a close one. 

(Bubbles go up as the scene changes to Bikini Bottom Park, where people are frolicking and gamboling around. SpongeBob
and Patrick walk around slouching, making them look like idiots’. They talk like one, too.) 

SpongeBob: What do you want to do today? 

Patrick: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

SpongeBob: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

Patrick: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

SpongeBob: I don’t know. What do you want to do today? 

(Patrick stops after seeing a balloon cart) 

Patrick: (gasp) I know what I want to do today! I need some money. (Patrick looks in both his empty pockets, and then
decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket) Oh, I don’t have any
money. (Pleading to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, I want a balloon really, really badly! (His eye veins start growing.) REALLY,
REALLY BADLY! (Backs off) 

SpongeBob: It’s okay, Patrick. There’s lots of money in the First National Bank of SpongeBob. (Makes a rainbow appear out
of nowhere. They jump on the rainbow and travel to the other side, where a black pot can be found. SpongeBob picks it up
and turns it over. Nothing.) 

SpongeBob: Uh oh, I’m broke, too. Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward? 

Patrick: No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don’t we just borrow the balloon? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, like Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: It’s just borrowing, right? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right? 

Patrick: Right! 

(SpongeBob swiftly, but smoothly grabs the balloon while the balloon salesman gives a kid a balloon. They run off to the
city to play with it.) 

Patrick: This is SO great! 

SpongeBob: We’re going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon! 

Patrick: Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon! 

SpongeBob: Yeah, then we can take a bike ride with the balloon, then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice
rink and the pizza shop! 

Patrick: And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster! 

SpongeBob: And the candy shop! 

Patrick: And then my backyard! 

SpongeBob: And in a plane! 

Patrick: And over a rock! 

SpongeBob: And under a hill! 

Patrick: And with a whale! 

SpongeBob: And on a piano! 

Both: We love borrowing! 

(The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.) 

SpongeBob: It popped? 

(Both take another look, still quiet. They realize that it popped and start screaming.) 

Patrick: How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: (On the ground, picking up the balloon shards) I got the pieces! 

Patrick: (put his hands in the, umm, “air”) I got the air! 

(The two hectically try to put the two components back together, but can’t.) 

SpongeBob: We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess. 

Patrick: Confess? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about
some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they’re going to lock us up forever. 

SpongeBob: (covering Patrick’s mouth so no one can hear him) You’re right, we’ve just got to keep our heads. Act normal.

(They start acting stupid, body jumping on the ground, wailing and pulling their selves by their tongue) 

Pedestrian: Wow, street performers! 

(A crowd gathers around admiring the show) 

Both: (yelling) It’s not working! Ah! 

(They run away, smacking into the balloon cart) 

Lou: Hi there! 

(They scream and run away. The salesman looks confused) 

Lou: Hey! Don’t you want a free balloon? It’s National Free Balloon Day! 

(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running) 

Patrick: He’s onto us! 

SpongeBob: It’s not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We’ve got to move fast and cover our tracks. 

Patrick: (running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand) I’m on it, SpongeBob! 

(Cut to the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at the whole B.B. saddened) 

SpongeBob: Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back. 

Patrick: (waving) Good-bye Bikini Bottom. 

SpongeBob: (picking up hobo stick) We’ve only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs. 

Patrick: (Picks up stick with the cloth wrapped around his rock house) Yeah. 

SpongeBob: We’re going to have to travel lighter. 

(They walk off into the sunset. Cut to next scene. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to a burning fire) 

Patrick: I want to go home. 

SpongeBob: We can never go home, Pat; We’re wanted men. We’ll spend the rest of our lives running…running, but at least
it’s warmer on the fire. 

Patrick: Hey, if we’re underwater, how could there be a… 

(The fire dissolves) 

Patrick: I’m scared, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: No more nice, warm beds. 

Patrick: Uhh! 

SpongeBob: (saddened) No more Krabby Patties. No more getting mail. No more Gary. No more movies. No more Squidward. No
more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs. No more Mermaidman and Barnacle. No more anything. (Throws away the long list, he’s reading from) 

Patrick: (crying) I want ice cream! 

SpongeBob: (sniffling) But it doesn’t have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other. 

Patrick: (losing sadness) Yeah! 

SpongeBob: And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right? 
(A picture of a strong, muscular German man shows up. He is wearing nothing but flower-styled shorts.) 

Muscleman: Ja, buns and thighs. 

(Back to fire scene) 

Patrick: And the bitter cold, it’s bracing, isn’t it? 

SpongeBob: (looking like a cubic snowman) Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be…(breaks out of snowman) …fun! (Loosening
tie) We can loosen our ties. 

Patrick: Yeah! (Unloosens tie from his head. The tie was wrapped tightly on his temple. The air bubble stuck in there
deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands) And we can fly! 

SpongeBob: (jumping) Yeah! 

(SpongeBob jumps too close to the edge of the cliff and falls screaming and hit’s the ground with a thud) 

SpongeBob: (echoing from the bottom) Okay, we can’t still do that. (Coming back to Patrick) But we don’t have to
shave. 

Patrick: I’m way ahead of you buddy (shows SpongeBob his hairy legs) 

SpongeBob: And you get to talk tough! (Transforming his head into a 10-gallon hat, imitating a cowboy) This town ain’t
big enough for the two of us. 

Patrick: Uh, let me try: Uh…hey poke. (Laughing at himself) 

SpongeBob: And the best part is: now that we’re felons, we don’t have to return anything we borrowed! 

Both: (jumping for joy) Yeah! 

Patrick: (points to SpongeBob) And we owe it all to you. 

SpongeBob: What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan. 

Patrick: Doh, I’m nothing but a lot of talk, you’re the one with the sticky fingers. 

SpongeBob: Ahh, Patrick, you’re the best bad influence ever. 

Patrick: You, too! (Hugs) I wish we had something to eat, though. 

SpongeBob: (taking two chocolate bars out of his pants) Look what I’ve got! 

Patrick: (cheering) Rectangles! 

SpongeBob: Not just any rectangles…Candy bars. (Patrick stares at it, amazed) 

Patrick: Ohh! 

SpongeBob: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives. (Gives one to Patrick) 

Patrick: Thanks SpongeBob. (Stupidly) I think I’ll eat one now. (Takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar,
finishes the rest and then sighs) I think I’ll eat it now. (Takes another big bite, but realizes it’s just his hand) Oww!
Where’d my candy bar go? (Starts digging in sand) I must have dropped it. 

SpongeBob: You just ate it, Pat. It’s all over your face. 

Patrick: (still looking) Where’d it go? I’m going to starve. (Digs a big hole) Where’d it go? 

(The sand from Patrick’s digging-like-a-dog covers SpongeBob. Patrick’s head pops up under SpongeBob) 

Patrick: I can’t find it! Where could it possibly be? (Looks up and sees SpongeBob with his candy bar) Ah hah! 

SpongeBob: What? 

Patrick: (jumps out of the hole, points at SpongeBob) You stole my candy bar! 

SpongeBob: No, I didn’t. 

Patrick: Oh, so that’s how it is, huh? Once a thief always a thief. 

SpongeBob: You ate yours’, (points to his candy bar) this is mine. 

Patrick: You took my only food, (camera pans down to show Patrick’s stomach blasting with cellulite) now I’m going to
starve. 

SpongeBob: (nicely) Here Patrick, just take half of mine. 

Patrick: Yours? You mean mine. 

SpongeBob: Do you want it or what? 

Patrick: I don’t want it unless you admit you took it. 

SpongeBob: This is my candy bar. 

Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire. 

SpongeBob: It’s “pants on fire”, Patrick. 

Patrick: Well, you would know, liar. 

SpongeBob: Well, if you’re going to be that way, I’ll eat it myself. 

Patrick: You better not! 

(SpongeBob rips open the wrapper) 

Patrick: (fiercely) I’m warning you! 

(SpongeBob takes the candy bar closer to his mouth swaying his tongue up and down) 

Patrick: Don’t! 

(SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, barely touching the bar.) 

Patrick: Stop it! 

(SpongeBob chomps lightly on the bar) 

Patrick: Don’t! Ohh! 

(SpongeBob puts the bar in his wide opened mouth, his two teeth go across the surface of the bar, making a string line of
chocolate) 

Patrick: Ahh! 

(SpongeBob puts the bar in his, what would be, ear holes and moves them left to right) 

Patrick: No! 

(SpongeBob licks the bar all around while Patrick screams. Then SpongeBob eats the bar.) 

Patrick: (angrily) You’re a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon. 

SpongeBob: Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? 

Patrick: Ohh, that’s it. 

(Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.) 

Patrick: First the balloon, now my candy bar. You’re out of control. I… (menacingly) I’m telling on you! 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Not if I tell on you first! (runs away, toward the direction of the B.B. police department) 

Patrick: I’ll beat you there. (runs) 

(The two are in a daftly race to the police department) 

SpongeBob: You’re going to get in trouble. 

Patrick: No, you are! 

(The two finally reach the B.B.P.D. gasping. They going inside and all start to talk at once.) 

Officer Durado: What can I do for you boys? 

Both: (they look at each other) We stole a balloon! (they start crying) 

(the policeman looks at them, confused. The second policeman comes up) 

Officer Malley: What’s the problem here? 

Officer Durado: Well, it appears these two stole a balloon. 

SpongeBob: (still crying) What are you going to do to us? 

(The policemen, uh, policefish whisper to each other) 

Officer Duraldo: Okay, follow me. 

(The two are taking into cell 1B and the door is shut on them.) If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. (pauses for
a few) Okay, time’s up. (opens cell) Now, get out. 

SpongeBob: (confused) But…We stole a balloon. 

Policeman Malley: Yeah, on Free Balloon Day! (laughs with comrade) 

(SpongeBob and Patrick are dumbfounded. Cut to scene: Outside of the BBPD.) 

Policeman Durado: (brings out lollipops) How about some lollipops for the roads, boys? 

(They take them) 

SpongeBob: Let’s vow not to borrow anything without permission again. 

Patrick: You said it. 

(They put both their lollipops together, but Patrick’s is already eaten. Patrick’s mouth is covered with some lollipop

residue.) 
Patrick: All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? (Everyone starts laughing.) 

Patrick: I mean it!

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Goo Goo Gas (Episode)

2008-04-18T00:31:00Z

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:.jpg|300px]]
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! colspan="2" | Goo Goo Gas
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 91a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 23.3.2008
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[The Krusty Plate]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Le Big Switch]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|-

|}

'''"Goo Goo Gas"''' is an episode from Season 6, and aired in March 23, 2008.

==Info==
===Characters===
[[Image:Babys.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and Squidward were dogs]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Police]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
Plankton creates a gas that turns adults into babies.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the third time SpongeBob is seen as a baby. The other times were in the episodes: [[The Secret Box]] and [[Friend or Foe?]]
*This is the second time Patrick is seen as a baby. The first was in the episode: [[The Secret Box]]
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs and Plankton are seen as babies.
*This is the first time Squidward is a baby.

==Video==
SpongeBob Schwammkopf part 2 - Goo Goo Gas[http://www.truveo.com/NEU-Spongebob-Schwammkopf-GooGooGas-22/id/985611669]

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Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)

2008-04-18T00:29:22Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Atlantis SquarePantis.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | Atlantis SquarePantis
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 92
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 12.11.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[The Krusty Plate]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Picture Day]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Atlantis SquarePantis"''' is a TV movie from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Main Characters=== [[Image:Atlantis-king.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob with [[Lord Royal Highness]]]]
[[Image:Bubble.jpg|thumb|right|The World's Oldest Living Bubble]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Lord Royal Highness]]
*[[Gary]]

===Songs===
*[[I Will Try]]
*[[Our Favorite Things]]
*[[All This Money]]
*[[The Germ Warrior]]
*[[So Many Weapons]]
*[[Pick up a Pencil]]
*[[Back in Encino]]
*[[Goodbye Atlantis]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are in [[Jellyfish Fields]] blowing bubbles. Patrick tries to take pictures of the bubbles, but cannot as the camera is too slow. Patrick blames the camera and stomps on it, but Spongebob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows a bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. Spongebob and Patrick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave miles from Bikini Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half a gold amulet. SpongeBob notices the letters "ANTIS" on the side. Patrick concludes that the amulet probably belonged to Spongebob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SquarePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is.

later, Squidward, who had been visiting the museum at the time, accuses SpongeBob and Patrick of stealing the Atlantean Amulet as he saw the half SpongeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the amulet is still on its platform, that SpongeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for eons. Sandy, who was at the museum as well, says that when the two pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses thet history of Atlantis, Mr. Krabs joins them, after performing a failed scam earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the two halves, as they are all very eager to see Atlantis.

A van then falls from the sky, which is the key to [[Atlantis]]. However, the automated computer aboard says that "song fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone sings to make the bus move, they don't realize Plankton is on the bus, wanting to use Atlantis's superior weapons to become emperor of the city. Everybody sings about what they want to see in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patrick, when he interrupts Squidward's musical number. They crash land in Atlantis on a topiary garden, and the king, Lord Royal Highness, gives them a tour of the Atlantian empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons. As they travel into the treasure, science, and art rooms, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward respectively decide they want to stay in Atlantis as one room had more than anything they could ever get in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. [[Lord Royal Highness]] leaves them alone in the room so that he could prepare dinner for them. However, disaster strikes when Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and it pops. At dinner, Spongebob and Patrick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal Highness finds out, admit they popped the bubble, ready to receive their punishment.

Lord Royal Highness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble they popped was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal, and Patrick takes a picture, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a tank he found, which really only fires ice cream. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking spec" would make a much better replacement for the bubble. The group then goes back home, with everyone except SpongeBob crying that they want to stay in Atlantis.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When Squidward is singing his song, you see [[SpongeGar]], [[Patar]], and [[Squog]] for a short time.
*The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including:
*1.Dance Dance Revolution series
*2.Super Mario Bros. (warp pipe)
*3.Dr. Mario
*4.Bubble Bobble
*Atlantis Squarepantis acts as a musical movie.
*Mrs. Puff, Karen, Pearl, Larry, and the others in [[Binki Bottom]] don't appear in the movie.

===See Also===
[[Atlantean Amulet]]

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Stephen Hillenburg

2008-04-18T00:10:26Z

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[[Image: SBSP-DF-00202.jpg|thumb|right|Stephen Hillenburg (right)]]
'''Stephen Hillenburg''' (born August 21, 1961) is the creator of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] who voiced by [[Tom Kenny]].

Hillenburg also directed and produced the Nicktoon Rocko's Modern Life.

He was a marine biology teacher at what is now the Orange County Ocean Institute. He worked as a marine biologist from 1984-1987. In 1987, Hillenburg switched his career to animation and came up with one of the best shows of all time.

On May 1, 1999, [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] aired on [[Nickelodeon]].

After the airing of SpongeBob Meets The Strangler/Pranks A Lot, SpongeBob had a brief hiatus because of a Floridian girl who went to a beach. She then went into the ocean because she wanted to meet SpongeBob. She drowned and died... This could have destroyed the shows reputatation but did not.

Because of SpongeBob SquarePants's airing, it became a more popular cartoon than Rugrats.

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Patrick Star

2008-04-16T22:52:36Z

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:PatrickStar.jpg|250px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Patrick Star
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Date of Birth: || [[February 26]], 1986
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish Starfish]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Nickname: || Pat, Mister Doctor Professor Patrick, [[Patricia]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Address: || 120 Conch Street, [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Male,
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Green in the episode: [[Wormy]], but black in the episodes before and after that
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Pink (driver's license in "Driven to Tears")
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || 2 ounces but 6 inches tall.
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First appearance: || [[Help Wanted]]
| Last appearance: || [[Graveyard Shift|The Graveyard Shift]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[The Wormy]]
*[[Flats the Flounder]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Voices: ||
*[[Bill Fagerbakke]]
*Marco Kröger (German)
*Johnny Hallyday (French)
*Sérgio Moreno (Portuguese)
*Paul Gillman (Spanish)

|}

'''Patrick Star''' is a dim-witted but good-meaning starfish who is the best friend of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other fatty foods. He is the second main character of the show.

==Personality==
Patrick is very stupid, but somewhat he was able to attend community college ([[The Bully]]) along with [[Flats the Flounder]] and got a driver's license. SpongeBob and Patrick often annoy [[Squidward]] to no end, but both of the two are blissfully unaware of it. They are both 22 years old though they act like they're 12, they both are very mischievious as well. Patrick first obviously appeared in the episode: [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]] although his first main role in Season 1 is in the episode: [[Jellyfishing]]. He disappears very often in Krusty Krab episodes. Once, to help SpongeBob get into the [[Salty Spitoon]], he pretended to get beat up by SpongeBob so his best friend would seem tough. He is very loving also and he admires Jeffery Jellyfish. In the episode: [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]], SpongeBob and [[Patrick]] went to the [[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]] and saw many of their favourite jellyfish enthusiasts, such as [[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]. Patrick can also play the drums. As seen in the episode: [[Band Geeks]], he plays the drums, in the Campfire Song Song in the episode: [[The Camping Episode]], Patrick had drums for a brief time, until he destroyed them in the end. In lights, camera, pants! Patrick plays the drum and sometimes uses his head to play the drums. However in the TV Movie: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], Patrick is more interested in alternative music. After failing or graduating community college, he has no job now because he did not go to a good school to graduate and become a great man. He often does not have enough money, and then in the episode: [[Pat No Pay]], obviously by the title, Patrick Star cannot pay back for his Krusty Krab meal because he does not have any money.

Patrick Star has also had his identity and ID licenses shown in the episode: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] and Driven to Tears. Patrick is known to cause many troubles, and usually makes the main problem of the episode he appears in. Patrick Star is also pink, much to SpongeBob's fun teasing in the episode: The Fry Cook Games. He somewhat attended Community College, which probably means that he will never be good-educated and have a great job as a great man. Partically, his parents are known to kick him out and get rid of him. Patrick has also been emotioned by his parents' getting rid of him to make him think he is an orphan and believe that SpongeBob's parents are his parents in: [[Driven to Tears]]. Patrick's main reason to build his own rock home was because his parents kicked him out. Somewhat, he still was very happy and never went back to his parents' house again. Patrick has been sent to jail many times before. He went to prison and became a prisoner in these episodes:[[Life of Crime]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]], and [[The Inmates of Summer]].

Patrick is also pink, but has darker pink freckles and jellydots around his body. He is also shown to be able to move the jellydots around his body. In Season #1, due to an unsteady animation process in this season, his eyebrows are M's and this last occured in the episode: [[Hooky]]. Patrick has Zs for his eyebrows starting in the episode: [[Your Shoe's Untied]]. Patrick is also shown to develop a love of rocks. He usually lives in a rock, had a rock for a pet, uses rocks to make Valentine's Day gifts, eats rocks, uses rocks as tools, and most likely relaxes flat and enjoys sun ray catching while sitting on a rock flat. He is also very strong and can move his rock, although he did not in: [[Life of Crime]]. Patrick Star is also wearing green pants with purple flowers.

Patrick Star usually is so much beloved to SpongeBob he mistakens SpongeBob's family for his own family! In the episode: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]], he believed that SpongeBob's Grandpa is his, and [[Grandpa SquarePants]] became angry at Patrick for making him appear in his own dream-cloud and hits him with a stick. In the episode: [[Driven to Tears]], Patrick is never able to know, no matter how many numerous times told from SpongeBob's parents that they are not his parents. This made Patrick think he was an orphan. He has also been known to marry Spongebob in Rock-a-Bye Bivale to let SpongeBob do all the work for Junior the Scallop.

Patrick Star also has Arachnophobia, or the phobia of spiders, revealed in the episodes: [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] and [[The Pink Purloiner]]. But it's a mystery why there would be spiders in the ocean. The spiders would be almost as big as Patrick, and to Bikini Bottom, they are bugs who have the same personification-like size to the fish and ocean mammal's point of view. In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]] it showed Patrick sitting at a table with [[Nancy]] (possibly he was dating her).

Patrick has also had many jobs. However, he is not very good at any one of them! These are the ones he usually had:
*Krusty Krab Worker: This is the main job Patrick usually tries. In the episodes:
**[[Big Pink Loser]]: He swept dust all the time, spilled dishes on purpose, and tried to open a jar of jam.
**[[Bummer Vacation]]: He was the replacement fry cook. He put Krabby Patties dirty on him and cleaned the toilets (or used)
**[[That's No Lady]]: Patrick Star can do a very good job to stay in town, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward fell in love with her!
**[[Pat No Pay]]: Patrick Star must make enough money to replace his bill. He destroys the Krusty Krab with trash.
**[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]: He is assitant manager to SpongeBob as the restaurant mobile to bring Krusty Krab to the people!

* Inventor of the Back Scratching, Nose Picking, Hair Combing, Ukelele Tuning Machine 9000.
* Inventor of Pencil, Mirror, and Lightbulb but was already taken up by the real creators.
* King of Bikini Bottom. (He was [[King Patrick]] in episode [[Rule of Dumb]])
* Jellyfisher, Jellyfisherman Expo Convention Joiner [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] and [[That's No Lady]]
* Mrs.Puff's Boating School Student.(He became SpongeBob's classmate in the class of Mrs. Puff seen on episode [[New Student Starfish]])
* Community College Student, mentioned in the episode: [[The Bully]] with Flats the Flounder
* Overtime TV Watcher [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
* Father/Parent, Housekeeper [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]

Patrick enjoys eating very much. He likes Chili, as seen in the episode [[Doing Time]]. He likes ice cream, Jellyfish Jelly sandwiches, [[Krabby Patties]], pizza, chocolate bars, Peanut Butter and Jelly Jam Tacos in [[Picture Day]], cheese from the hooks, peanut butter, pickles, Astronaut-Dried Food marshmallows, sandwiches, turkey, hot dogs, smoked sausages, roast chicken, beef, pizza and many other random junk foods.

===Notable Family Members=== [[Image:180px-S_und_P_baby-1-.jpg|thumb|right|[[SpongeBob]] and Patrick as babies.]]
*King Amoeba & Queen Mildew
*[[Gary]], as cousin
*[[Herb]]
*[[Margie]] [[Image:Patricks fuehrerschein.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick's drivers license]]
*[[Slugga]] (Gary's dad)
*Various family members of different timelines in the episode: [[Rule of Dumb]]
*[[Patar]] (ancestor)
* [[Patron]] in the episode: [[SB-129]]
*[[Patron]] (descendant)
*[[Janet]] and [[Marty]] are his fake parents.
*[[Prehistoric Patrick]] (ancestor)

==Trivia==
*He can fly. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
*His lifelong dream is to defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension in the episode: [[Big Pink Loser]]
*Patrick has psychic abilities, as evidenced in the episode: [[No Weenies Allowed]] (he made it look like an invisible bully was beating him up), and [[Night Light]] (levitated in such a fashion that he appeared to be running up an invisible staircase).

== Quotes == [[Image:Schlaukopf.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick is smart... Maybe..(Alter Ego)]]
* "Who cares about a stupid star?"
* "Who said that?"
* "Now I'm gonna starve!"
* "Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
* "Uhhhh...(Drools)"
* "Good morning Krusty crew!"
* " Nooooo!!!! My name's not Rick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* "This is a hotel/hospital?"
* "Ahhh!!!! (rips off gym clothes but appears to wear a suit) Huh? (rips off suit) Ahhh!!!!
* "Heart on stick..Must die!!!!"
* "Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? Nobody really likes those guys. (Larry is carried by a bunch of fish) Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies! (a fish walks up seeing Patrick's expanded belly)"
* "That isn't crazy talk, this is crazy talk, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, LOO-LOO"(gets hit by Sandy)
* "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wombo, wombo, wombo-ing, wobology, the study of wombo, it's first grade SpongeBob"
* "24"
*"hahahahahahahahahaha Its a Giraffe! hahahahahahahahahahaha"
*[[Sandy]]: Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else.
Patrick: Not until four [pm]

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[[de:Patrick Star]]
[[fr:Patrick L'Etoile]]

Patrick Star

2008-04-16T22:52:22Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:375px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:PatrickStar.jpg|250px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Patrick Star
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Date of Birth: || [[February 26]], 1986
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish Starfish]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Nickname: || Pat, Mister Doctor Professor Patrick, [[Patricia]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Address: || 120 Conch Street, [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Male,
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Green in the episode: [[Wormy]], but black in the episodes before and after that
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Pink (driver's license in "Driven to Tears")
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || 2 ounces but 6 inches tall.
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First appearance: || [[Help Wanted]]
| Last appearance: || [Graveyard Shift|The Graveyard Shift]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[The Wormy]]
*[[Flats the Flounder]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Voices: ||
*[[Bill Fagerbakke]]
*Marco Kröger (German)
*Johnny Hallyday (French)
*Sérgio Moreno (Portuguese)
*Paul Gillman (Spanish)

|}

'''Patrick Star''' is a dim-witted but good-meaning starfish who is the best friend of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other fatty foods. He is the second main character of the show.

==Personality==
Patrick is very stupid, but somewhat he was able to attend community college ([[The Bully]]) along with [[Flats the Flounder]] and got a driver's license. SpongeBob and Patrick often annoy [[Squidward]] to no end, but both of the two are blissfully unaware of it. They are both 22 years old though they act like they're 12, they both are very mischievious as well. Patrick first obviously appeared in the episode: [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]] although his first main role in Season 1 is in the episode: [[Jellyfishing]]. He disappears very often in Krusty Krab episodes. Once, to help SpongeBob get into the [[Salty Spitoon]], he pretended to get beat up by SpongeBob so his best friend would seem tough. He is very loving also and he admires Jeffery Jellyfish. In the episode: [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]], SpongeBob and [[Patrick]] went to the [[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]] and saw many of their favourite jellyfish enthusiasts, such as [[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]. Patrick can also play the drums. As seen in the episode: [[Band Geeks]], he plays the drums, in the Campfire Song Song in the episode: [[The Camping Episode]], Patrick had drums for a brief time, until he destroyed them in the end. In lights, camera, pants! Patrick plays the drum and sometimes uses his head to play the drums. However in the TV Movie: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], Patrick is more interested in alternative music. After failing or graduating community college, he has no job now because he did not go to a good school to graduate and become a great man. He often does not have enough money, and then in the episode: [[Pat No Pay]], obviously by the title, Patrick Star cannot pay back for his Krusty Krab meal because he does not have any money.

Patrick Star has also had his identity and ID licenses shown in the episode: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] and Driven to Tears. Patrick is known to cause many troubles, and usually makes the main problem of the episode he appears in. Patrick Star is also pink, much to SpongeBob's fun teasing in the episode: The Fry Cook Games. He somewhat attended Community College, which probably means that he will never be good-educated and have a great job as a great man. Partically, his parents are known to kick him out and get rid of him. Patrick has also been emotioned by his parents' getting rid of him to make him think he is an orphan and believe that SpongeBob's parents are his parents in: [[Driven to Tears]]. Patrick's main reason to build his own rock home was because his parents kicked him out. Somewhat, he still was very happy and never went back to his parents' house again. Patrick has been sent to jail many times before. He went to prison and became a prisoner in these episodes:[[Life of Crime]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]], and [[The Inmates of Summer]].

Patrick is also pink, but has darker pink freckles and jellydots around his body. He is also shown to be able to move the jellydots around his body. In Season #1, due to an unsteady animation process in this season, his eyebrows are M's and this last occured in the episode: [[Hooky]]. Patrick has Zs for his eyebrows starting in the episode: [[Your Shoe's Untied]]. Patrick is also shown to develop a love of rocks. He usually lives in a rock, had a rock for a pet, uses rocks to make Valentine's Day gifts, eats rocks, uses rocks as tools, and most likely relaxes flat and enjoys sun ray catching while sitting on a rock flat. He is also very strong and can move his rock, although he did not in: [[Life of Crime]]. Patrick Star is also wearing green pants with purple flowers.

Patrick Star usually is so much beloved to SpongeBob he mistakens SpongeBob's family for his own family! In the episode: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]], he believed that SpongeBob's Grandpa is his, and [[Grandpa SquarePants]] became angry at Patrick for making him appear in his own dream-cloud and hits him with a stick. In the episode: [[Driven to Tears]], Patrick is never able to know, no matter how many numerous times told from SpongeBob's parents that they are not his parents. This made Patrick think he was an orphan. He has also been known to marry Spongebob in Rock-a-Bye Bivale to let SpongeBob do all the work for Junior the Scallop.

Patrick Star also has Arachnophobia, or the phobia of spiders, revealed in the episodes: [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] and [[The Pink Purloiner]]. But it's a mystery why there would be spiders in the ocean. The spiders would be almost as big as Patrick, and to Bikini Bottom, they are bugs who have the same personification-like size to the fish and ocean mammal's point of view. In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]] it showed Patrick sitting at a table with [[Nancy]] (possibly he was dating her).

Patrick has also had many jobs. However, he is not very good at any one of them! These are the ones he usually had:
*Krusty Krab Worker: This is the main job Patrick usually tries. In the episodes:
**[[Big Pink Loser]]: He swept dust all the time, spilled dishes on purpose, and tried to open a jar of jam.
**[[Bummer Vacation]]: He was the replacement fry cook. He put Krabby Patties dirty on him and cleaned the toilets (or used)
**[[That's No Lady]]: Patrick Star can do a very good job to stay in town, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward fell in love with her!
**[[Pat No Pay]]: Patrick Star must make enough money to replace his bill. He destroys the Krusty Krab with trash.
**[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]: He is assitant manager to SpongeBob as the restaurant mobile to bring Krusty Krab to the people!

* Inventor of the Back Scratching, Nose Picking, Hair Combing, Ukelele Tuning Machine 9000.
* Inventor of Pencil, Mirror, and Lightbulb but was already taken up by the real creators.
* King of Bikini Bottom. (He was [[King Patrick]] in episode [[Rule of Dumb]])
* Jellyfisher, Jellyfisherman Expo Convention Joiner [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] and [[That's No Lady]]
* Mrs.Puff's Boating School Student.(He became SpongeBob's classmate in the class of Mrs. Puff seen on episode [[New Student Starfish]])
* Community College Student, mentioned in the episode: [[The Bully]] with Flats the Flounder
* Overtime TV Watcher [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
* Father/Parent, Housekeeper [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]

Patrick enjoys eating very much. He likes Chili, as seen in the episode [[Doing Time]]. He likes ice cream, Jellyfish Jelly sandwiches, [[Krabby Patties]], pizza, chocolate bars, Peanut Butter and Jelly Jam Tacos in [[Picture Day]], cheese from the hooks, peanut butter, pickles, Astronaut-Dried Food marshmallows, sandwiches, turkey, hot dogs, smoked sausages, roast chicken, beef, pizza and many other random junk foods.

===Notable Family Members=== [[Image:180px-S_und_P_baby-1-.jpg|thumb|right|[[SpongeBob]] and Patrick as babies.]]
*King Amoeba & Queen Mildew
*[[Gary]], as cousin
*[[Herb]]
*[[Margie]] [[Image:Patricks fuehrerschein.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick's drivers license]]
*[[Slugga]] (Gary's dad)
*Various family members of different timelines in the episode: [[Rule of Dumb]]
*[[Patar]] (ancestor)
* [[Patron]] in the episode: [[SB-129]]
*[[Patron]] (descendant)
*[[Janet]] and [[Marty]] are his fake parents.
*[[Prehistoric Patrick]] (ancestor)

==Trivia==
*He can fly. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
*His lifelong dream is to defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension in the episode: [[Big Pink Loser]]
*Patrick has psychic abilities, as evidenced in the episode: [[No Weenies Allowed]] (he made it look like an invisible bully was beating him up), and [[Night Light]] (levitated in such a fashion that he appeared to be running up an invisible staircase).

== Quotes == [[Image:Schlaukopf.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick is smart... Maybe..(Alter Ego)]]
* "Who cares about a stupid star?"
* "Who said that?"
* "Now I'm gonna starve!"
* "Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
* "Uhhhh...(Drools)"
* "Good morning Krusty crew!"
* " Nooooo!!!! My name's not Rick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* "This is a hotel/hospital?"
* "Ahhh!!!! (rips off gym clothes but appears to wear a suit) Huh? (rips off suit) Ahhh!!!!
* "Heart on stick..Must die!!!!"
* "Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? Nobody really likes those guys. (Larry is carried by a bunch of fish) Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies! (a fish walks up seeing Patrick's expanded belly)"
* "That isn't crazy talk, this is crazy talk, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, LOO-LOO"(gets hit by Sandy)
* "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wombo, wombo, wombo-ing, wobology, the study of wombo, it's first grade SpongeBob"
* "24"
*"hahahahahahahahahaha Its a Giraffe! hahahahahahahahahahaha"
*[[Sandy]]: Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else.
Patrick: Not until four [pm]

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Patrick Star

2008-04-16T22:51:58Z

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! colspan="2" | Patrick Star
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| Date of Birth: || [[February 26]], 1986
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| Species: || [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish Starfish]
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| Nickname: || Pat, Mister Doctor Professor Patrick, [[Patricia]]
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| Address: || 120 Conch Street, [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
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| Gender: || Male,
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| Eye Color: || Green in the episode: [[Wormy]], but black in the episodes before and after that
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| Color: || Pink (driver's license in "Driven to Tears")
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| Weight: || 2 ounces but 6 inches tall.
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| First appearance: || [[Help Wanted]]
| Last appearance: || [[The Graveyard Shift]]
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*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[The Wormy]]
*[[Flats the Flounder]]
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*[[Bill Fagerbakke]]
*Marco Kröger (German)
*Johnny Hallyday (French)
*Sérgio Moreno (Portuguese)
*Paul Gillman (Spanish)

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'''Patrick Star''' is a dim-witted but good-meaning starfish who is the best friend of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other fatty foods. He is the second main character of the show.

==Personality==
Patrick is very stupid, but somewhat he was able to attend community college ([[The Bully]]) along with [[Flats the Flounder]] and got a driver's license. SpongeBob and Patrick often annoy [[Squidward]] to no end, but both of the two are blissfully unaware of it. They are both 22 years old though they act like they're 12, they both are very mischievious as well. Patrick first obviously appeared in the episode: [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]] although his first main role in Season 1 is in the episode: [[Jellyfishing]]. He disappears very often in Krusty Krab episodes. Once, to help SpongeBob get into the [[Salty Spitoon]], he pretended to get beat up by SpongeBob so his best friend would seem tough. He is very loving also and he admires Jeffery Jellyfish. In the episode: [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]], SpongeBob and [[Patrick]] went to the [[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]] and saw many of their favourite jellyfish enthusiasts, such as [[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]. Patrick can also play the drums. As seen in the episode: [[Band Geeks]], he plays the drums, in the Campfire Song Song in the episode: [[The Camping Episode]], Patrick had drums for a brief time, until he destroyed them in the end. In lights, camera, pants! Patrick plays the drum and sometimes uses his head to play the drums. However in the TV Movie: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], Patrick is more interested in alternative music. After failing or graduating community college, he has no job now because he did not go to a good school to graduate and become a great man. He often does not have enough money, and then in the episode: [[Pat No Pay]], obviously by the title, Patrick Star cannot pay back for his Krusty Krab meal because he does not have any money.

Patrick Star has also had his identity and ID licenses shown in the episode: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] and Driven to Tears. Patrick is known to cause many troubles, and usually makes the main problem of the episode he appears in. Patrick Star is also pink, much to SpongeBob's fun teasing in the episode: The Fry Cook Games. He somewhat attended Community College, which probably means that he will never be good-educated and have a great job as a great man. Partically, his parents are known to kick him out and get rid of him. Patrick has also been emotioned by his parents' getting rid of him to make him think he is an orphan and believe that SpongeBob's parents are his parents in: [[Driven to Tears]]. Patrick's main reason to build his own rock home was because his parents kicked him out. Somewhat, he still was very happy and never went back to his parents' house again. Patrick has been sent to jail many times before. He went to prison and became a prisoner in these episodes:[[Life of Crime]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]], and [[The Inmates of Summer]].

Patrick is also pink, but has darker pink freckles and jellydots around his body. He is also shown to be able to move the jellydots around his body. In Season #1, due to an unsteady animation process in this season, his eyebrows are M's and this last occured in the episode: [[Hooky]]. Patrick has Zs for his eyebrows starting in the episode: [[Your Shoe's Untied]]. Patrick is also shown to develop a love of rocks. He usually lives in a rock, had a rock for a pet, uses rocks to make Valentine's Day gifts, eats rocks, uses rocks as tools, and most likely relaxes flat and enjoys sun ray catching while sitting on a rock flat. He is also very strong and can move his rock, although he did not in: [[Life of Crime]]. Patrick Star is also wearing green pants with purple flowers.

Patrick Star usually is so much beloved to SpongeBob he mistakens SpongeBob's family for his own family! In the episode: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]], he believed that SpongeBob's Grandpa is his, and [[Grandpa SquarePants]] became angry at Patrick for making him appear in his own dream-cloud and hits him with a stick. In the episode: [[Driven to Tears]], Patrick is never able to know, no matter how many numerous times told from SpongeBob's parents that they are not his parents. This made Patrick think he was an orphan. He has also been known to marry Spongebob in Rock-a-Bye Bivale to let SpongeBob do all the work for Junior the Scallop.

Patrick Star also has Arachnophobia, or the phobia of spiders, revealed in the episodes: [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] and [[The Pink Purloiner]]. But it's a mystery why there would be spiders in the ocean. The spiders would be almost as big as Patrick, and to Bikini Bottom, they are bugs who have the same personification-like size to the fish and ocean mammal's point of view. In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]] it showed Patrick sitting at a table with [[Nancy]] (possibly he was dating her).

Patrick has also had many jobs. However, he is not very good at any one of them! These are the ones he usually had:
*Krusty Krab Worker: This is the main job Patrick usually tries. In the episodes:
**[[Big Pink Loser]]: He swept dust all the time, spilled dishes on purpose, and tried to open a jar of jam.
**[[Bummer Vacation]]: He was the replacement fry cook. He put Krabby Patties dirty on him and cleaned the toilets (or used)
**[[That's No Lady]]: Patrick Star can do a very good job to stay in town, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward fell in love with her!
**[[Pat No Pay]]: Patrick Star must make enough money to replace his bill. He destroys the Krusty Krab with trash.
**[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]: He is assitant manager to SpongeBob as the restaurant mobile to bring Krusty Krab to the people!

* Inventor of the Back Scratching, Nose Picking, Hair Combing, Ukelele Tuning Machine 9000.
* Inventor of Pencil, Mirror, and Lightbulb but was already taken up by the real creators.
* King of Bikini Bottom. (He was [[King Patrick]] in episode [[Rule of Dumb]])
* Jellyfisher, Jellyfisherman Expo Convention Joiner [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] and [[That's No Lady]]
* Mrs.Puff's Boating School Student.(He became SpongeBob's classmate in the class of Mrs. Puff seen on episode [[New Student Starfish]])
* Community College Student, mentioned in the episode: [[The Bully]] with Flats the Flounder
* Overtime TV Watcher [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
* Father/Parent, Housekeeper [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]

Patrick enjoys eating very much. He likes Chili, as seen in the episode [[Doing Time]]. He likes ice cream, Jellyfish Jelly sandwiches, [[Krabby Patties]], pizza, chocolate bars, Peanut Butter and Jelly Jam Tacos in [[Picture Day]], cheese from the hooks, peanut butter, pickles, Astronaut-Dried Food marshmallows, sandwiches, turkey, hot dogs, smoked sausages, roast chicken, beef, pizza and many other random junk foods.

===Notable Family Members=== [[Image:180px-S_und_P_baby-1-.jpg|thumb|right|[[SpongeBob]] and Patrick as babies.]]
*King Amoeba & Queen Mildew
*[[Gary]], as cousin
*[[Herb]]
*[[Margie]] [[Image:Patricks fuehrerschein.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick's drivers license]]
*[[Slugga]] (Gary's dad)
*Various family members of different timelines in the episode: [[Rule of Dumb]]
*[[Patar]] (ancestor)
* [[Patron]] in the episode: [[SB-129]]
*[[Patron]] (descendant)
*[[Janet]] and [[Marty]] are his fake parents.
*[[Prehistoric Patrick]] (ancestor)

==Trivia==
*He can fly. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
*His lifelong dream is to defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension in the episode: [[Big Pink Loser]]
*Patrick has psychic abilities, as evidenced in the episode: [[No Weenies Allowed]] (he made it look like an invisible bully was beating him up), and [[Night Light]] (levitated in such a fashion that he appeared to be running up an invisible staircase).

== Quotes == [[Image:Schlaukopf.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick is smart... Maybe..(Alter Ego)]]
* "Who cares about a stupid star?"
* "Who said that?"
* "Now I'm gonna starve!"
* "Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
* "Uhhhh...(Drools)"
* "Good morning Krusty crew!"
* " Nooooo!!!! My name's not Rick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* "This is a hotel/hospital?"
* "Ahhh!!!! (rips off gym clothes but appears to wear a suit) Huh? (rips off suit) Ahhh!!!!
* "Heart on stick..Must die!!!!"
* "Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? Nobody really likes those guys. (Larry is carried by a bunch of fish) Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies! (a fish walks up seeing Patrick's expanded belly)"
* "That isn't crazy talk, this is crazy talk, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, LOO-LOO"(gets hit by Sandy)
* "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wombo, wombo, wombo-ing, wobology, the study of wombo, it's first grade SpongeBob"
* "24"
*"hahahahahahahahahaha Its a Giraffe! hahahahahahahahahahaha"
*[[Sandy]]: Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else.
Patrick: Not until four [pm]

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Episode Transcript: Missing Identity

2008-04-16T22:50:30Z

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Episode Article: [[Missing Identity (Episode)|Missing Identity]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

(at a diner in the rain when a fish was working on a [[VeggieTales]] crossword puzzle of '''Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie''') 
Fish: Oh, no, I lost my pen. 
Waitress: (takes one out of her hair) You can borrow mine. (hands her pen to the fish) 
Fish: Thanks. 
Spongebob: I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without-- my identity. 
Fish: So, anyway, thanks for the pen. 
Waitress: No problem, hon. 
Spongebob: (walking on the counter) It all started last week-- Monday morning to be exact-- the day I lost my identity. (fish looks at his watch) 
Fish: I've gotta go. (flashback to Monday morning where Spongebob is sleeping until his alarm goes off) 
Spongebob: (jumps up and throws his blanket in the air) Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it. (his blanket lands on his head and he struggles to get it off) Awk! Gary, help! I can't see. Gary! (Spongebob puts his foot on the floor to feel around for Gary) Gary, are you there? (falls on his face. His alarm falls on his head) Ow! (stands up) Gary? Gary, buddy? I need you to be my eyes, okay? Am I near the bathroom? (shrieks as he falls down the staircase. When he falls into the living room, his alarm clock spits him out) Gary? Gary? (hits one of his windows) Gar? (slides off the window) 
Gary: Meow. 
Spongebob: Gary. Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of snail food then sings and dances) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way-- pop! (pours the can into Gary's bowl) Enjoy, buddy. Hmm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years, and I don't even know what it tastes like. (sticks out his tongue and tastes the snail food but finds it disgusting) Bleah! (sound echoes through the streets) Bleah! (sound echoes to the Snail Po headquarters) Bleah! 
Fish: What is it, Peterson? 
Peterson: I'm not sure. I feel...a disturbance. (cut back to Spongebob's hosue where he is carrying his pants on a hanger) 
Spongebob: That was the worst thing I've ever tasted. Oh well, at least I'll never have to do it again. (looks at his watch) Barnacles! All these shenanigans made me late for work. (puts his pants on the wrong way) Uh oh. (puts his pants on the right way) All right! (walks out the door and past Patrick) 
Patrick: Hi, Spongebob. 
Spongebob: Hi Patrick! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! (flashback to present at the Diner) 
Waitress: Wait a minute. When exactly did you lose your identity? 
Fish: Yeah, and who's Patrick? 
Cook: And why did you eat Snail-Po? 
Spongebob: Have patience, good people. A great story can't be rushed. However, I will skip ahead to the Krusty Krab. (cut to the Krusty Krab where Spongebob opens the door with a food tray in hand) Order up! (walks to the customer) One Krabby Patty grilled with the fiery warmth of my beating heart. Enjoy. 
Customer: Thanks, uh... (looks closely at his shirt) Oh. 
Spongebob: Is there a problem? 
Customer: Well, you really should be wearing a name tag so I can thank you properly. 
Spongebob: (laughs) While it is against my philosophy to disagree with the customer, I must point out that I am in fact wearing a name tag, right here. (points to an empty spot on his shirt where his name tag should be) Huh? (gasps over and over after he finds out he's not wearing a name tag. Squidward walks up to him) 
Squidward: Uh, Spongebob? 
Spongebob: Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! It's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me. I lost my name tag. (cries) Pourquoi?! 
Squidward: Spongebob, take it easy! I'm sure you can get a new one. 
Spongebob: But I don't want a new one, Squidward. My name tag is out there somewhere. Lost... Hungry... Who will help it? What if someone's using it? (Spongebob imagine's someone robbing a bank with his name tag on) 
Robber: All right, nobody move! This is a bank robbery! Attica! (cut back to Spongebob shrieking) 
Spongebob: I'm innocent, I tell you. (faints then awakens and walks over to Squidward) Squidward, what happened? 
Squidward: Hmm? Oh, you fainted because you lost your name tag or something. 
Spongebob: Huh? (shrieks and gasps) 
Squidward: Spongebob, will you get a hold of yourself? Since when is losing your name tag the end of the world? (Mr Krabs comes out of his office) 
Mr Krabs: Attention, all employees! Just a quick heads-up, boys. There's going to be a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Anyone who doesn't pass gets the boot! (Spongebob and Squidward stare at Mr Krabs, who pulls out a big, black boot) This boot, to be exact. It's very stinky, and you'll have to wear it all day. See you in an hour. (Spongebob starts gasping again) 
Squidward: Spongebob, if you really want to find your name tag, just retrace your steps. 
Spongebob: Retrace my steps? Squidward, you're a genius. 
Squidward: (flattered) Huh. Huh. A genius? Well, I don't know about that, but... 
Spongebob: (walks off) Cover me till I get back, okay? 
Squidward: Oh, sure, sure. (chuckles) A genius? Well, how about... Hey! (cut to Spongebob walking down the road) 
Spongebob: Let's see, if I'm going to retrace my steps, I got to remember everything I did this morning. (walks by Patrick) 
Patrick: Hi, Spongebob. 
Spongebob: Oh, hi Patrick. (runs back to Patrick) You said hi to me this morning, right? 
Patrick: As I do every morning. 
Spongebob: Well, I need you to do it again. 
Patrick: That wasn't part of the deal, Squarepants. 
Spongebob: Patrick, what are you talking about? 
Patrick: My hellos aren't just some tape recording that you can rewind and play over and over. They're special. 
Spongebob: Patrick, this is an emergency! I lost my name tag this morning, and I need to retrace my steps. 
Patrick: You lost your name tag? (gasps like Spongebob does. Scene cuts to Spongebob poking his head out his window and Patrick standing outside his house) 
Spongebob: Okay, Patrick, you know the plan, right? 
Patrick: I got it, I got it. You're gonna retrace your steps and when you walk by me I say "hi", just like this morning. 
Spongebob: Perfect. Hmm, I guess I should start with when I woke up. (climbs in bed) I sure hope this works. (pretends to go to sleep then jumps up) Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! (blanket falls on his head which causes him to fall and his alarm to fall on him again) So far, so good. (falls down the staircase and lands in his living room. The alarm clock shoots him out) I don't see my name tag up here. (smacks into his window then slides off of it to Gary) Now that my horrific moment of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of Snail-Po and sings) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way. (pours the food into Gary's bowl then tastes it) Bleah! Ok, next I just have to walk outside and say hi to Patrick. (walks by Patrick, outside, but he doesn't say anything) Patrick! 
Patrick: What? 
Spongebob: You were supposed to say hi to me. 
Patrick: Hi. 
Spongebob: Oh. All right, let's take it from the top. (walks off) 
Patrick: Hi, Spongebob. 
Spongebob: Don't forget your line this time! 
Patrick: I won't. 
Spongebob: Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it. (falls down the staircase) The most important meal of the day. La-la-la... Gary's way. Bleah. (walks by Patrick who, again, says nothing) Patrick, why didn't you say hi to me? 
Patrick: What's my motivation? 
Spongebob: Forget the motivation. Just say hi. (walks off. Cut to Spongebob doing his routine again. Then walks by Patrick) 
Patrick: Hi, Patrick. Oh wait, I'm Patrick! I'm sorry. Sorry. (laughs) I'm sorry. Let's try it again. (cut to Spongebob doing his routine again. Then walks outside past Patrick) Hi, Spongeboob. Ha! Spongeboob! I sai...I sai... Ha-ha! (laughs) Who's Spongeboob? I said Spongeboob! Again, again. Sorry people. (cut to Spongebob doing his routine again. Then walks outside by Patrick, who is trying not to laugh) I've got the giggles. 
Spongebob: Oh, what's the use? I'll never find my name tag in time for inspection. 
Patrick: Well, what did you do after I said hi to you this morning? 
Spongebob: Hmm, let's see. (imagines what he did today in his thought bubble) I skipped merrily to the Krusty Krab, said hello to Old Man Jenkins, placed an apple on Mr Krabs' desk... and that's about it. Oh, and these two guys threw me in the dumpster. (cut to Spongebob being throwing into a dumpster by the Krusty Krab. He laughs) Good one, guys! (tries getting up but slips into the garbage again) 
Patrick: That's it! Your name tag is in the apple on Mr Krabs' desk!
Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius. Oh wait, he's probably thrown it away by now. 
Patrick: Well, then we'll look in the dumpster! (cut to the dumpster outside the Krusty Krab) 
Spongebob: Eh, what is that stench? 
Patrick: That is the stench of discovery. Come on, buddy. I'll give you a boost. (gets on all fours) Hop on, pal. 
Spongebob: (jumps in the dumpster) Hey, it's not so bad once you get used to it. 
Patrick: I wish I had a nose. 
Spongebob: Come on in, buddy. The garbage is fine. 
Patrick: Cannonball! (does a cannonball) 
Spongebob: You look over there and I'll look over here. 
Patrick: Ok. (digs through the trash while throwing some on Spongebob) 
Spongebob: Patrick? 
Patrick: I'm looking. I'm looking. 
Spongebob: Patrick? Patrick? 
Patrick: I'm looking as fast as I can. 
Spongebob: Patrick! (Patrick stops and turns around to see Spongebob covered in garbage) Thank you. (Patrick pulls trash off of Spongebob) 
Patrick: Here, let me get that. Hey, look! A Stingray 5000 single. Hey, these guys rock. Why would anybody throw this away? 
Spongebob: Have you forgotten what we're looking for knee-deep in yesterday's Top 40 songs? 
Patrick: Yes. 
Spongebob: I'll give you a hint. Two words. First word: my. Second word: name tag. 
Patrick: Could I have another hint? 
Spongebob: Patrick, I would love to sit here and play Twenty Questions with you, but I've only got (looks at his watch) one minute till inspection. (screams) One minute?! (digs quicker) Hurry, Patrick, we don't have much time. 
Patrick: (notices a name tag on the back of Spongebob's shirt) Hey, Spongebob... 
Spongebob: Not now, Patrick. 
Patrick: I know where your name tag is. (Spongebob turns around) 
Spongebob: Where?! Where?! 
Patrick: Uh, I can't remember. 
Spongebob: Patrick, I don't have time for this! (turns back around) 
Patrick: There it is! 
Spongebob: Where?! 
Patrick: Uh... I forgot again. 
Spongebob: Patrick, are you with me or against me? 
Patrick: Could you give me a hint? (Spongebob turns back around) There! I see it!br>
Spongebob: Yeah, yeah, yeah... the boy who cried name tag. If you're not going to help me, then just go crawl back under your rock. 
Patrick: (annoyed) Well, at least I don't wear my shirt backwards. 
Spongebob: My shirt backward... What the...? (bends his head back to his back) My shirt's on backwards! I had my identity all along. (spins his shirt around the looks at his watch) Oh, and just in time. Thanks, Patrick. (shakes hands with Patrick) 
Patrick: Don't mention it, buddy. (cut to the Krusty Krab) 
Mr Krabs: Fall in for inspection! All right, you two... (inspects Squidward) Hat and uniform seem to be in order. (notices a few hairs in Squidward's nose) Hmm, promise me you'll shave tonight and you pass. 
Squidward: Hoorah. 
Mr Krabs: Okay, boy, your turn. 
Spongebob: (salutes) I think you'll find everything shipshape. 
Mr Krabs: (sniffs Spongebob) Jumpin' jellyfish! What's that stench? 
Spongebob: Uh... discovery? (Mr Krabs picks up Spongebob and sets him outside. Cut back to the diner) And that's how I got my identity back. Well, that's my story. (the fish yawns while the waitress checks her watch) 
Waitress: Well, you managed to kill eleven minutes. 
Spongebob: (laughs) Thanks, uh... (looks at her name tag) Betty. 
Waitress: What? (looks down at her name tag) Oh, sweetie, I'm not Betty. I just borrowed her uniform while mine's at the cleaners.

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Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath

2008-04-16T22:46:44Z

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Episode Article: [[Gary Takes A Bath (Episode)|Gary Takes A Bath]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]

==In [[SpongeBob's house]]==
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. Come on, let's go get the water started. You're gonna have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball to Fetch.)..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up then a Scottish Girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)... Ya-da-da-da... stops dancing That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,30. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. It's treasure. Look, soap. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't drop 'em... Look at this ducky! (shows a rubber duck) 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob''': I don't know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails) Get in the tub! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Get in the tub!! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get in the tub... (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Now, Gary, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to... picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you have dooped, and/or, frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to share with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Now this is more like it. Water you waiting for, Gary? 

==Outside==
'''Gary:''' meowing in a tree 
'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin. (Gary takes the ladder off the tree) Gary! Bring that ladder back this instant. I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister. Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. Gary leans over the puddle Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.

==In Bathroom==
Gary: Meow. 
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. Gary smiles

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Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath

2008-04-16T22:46:03Z

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Episode Article: [[Gary Takes A Bath (Episode)|Gary Takes A Bath]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]

==In [[SpongeBob's house]]==
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. Come on, let's go get the water started. You're gonna have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball to Fetch.)..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up then a Scottish Girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)... Ya-da-da-da... stops dancing That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,30. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. It's treasure. Look, dubloons. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't drop 'em... Look at this broach! (shows a rubber duck) 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
SpongeBob: I don't know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails) Get in the tub! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Get in the tub!! (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get in the tub... (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) In the tub. (trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again) Now, Gary, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to... picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you have dooped, and/or, frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to share with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Now this is more like it. Water you waiting for, Gary? 

==Outside==
'''Gary:''' meowing in a tree 
'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes its a record playing Gary's meows). Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin. (Gary takes the ladder off the tree) Gary! Bring that ladder back this instant. I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules. 
'''Gary:''' Meow. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister. Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three. Gary leans over the puddle Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.

==In Bathroom==
Gary: Meow. 
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. Gary smiles

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

2008-04-16T22:22:59Z

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Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]

Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. 

Mermaidman: Through the double doors! Away! 

Announcer: And also these guys. 

Barnacleboy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaidman! 

Mermaidman: N-nonsense, Barnacleboy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil! 

Barnacleboy: What a dive. 

Mermaidman: To the register! Away! 

Squidward: Can I help you? 

Mermaidman: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. 

Barnacleboy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? 

Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please. 

Mermaidman: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt) 

Squidward: No. 

Barnacleboy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend
discount or something? 

Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses
against each other. Barnacleboy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward) 

Barnacleboy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us! 

Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? Must...play...bowling! (stretches arms to get a bowling ball and bowling pins) 

Mermaidman: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter! 

Spongebob: BOWLING!!!! 

Barnacleboy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! 

Mermaidman: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boatmobile! Away! 

Barnacleboy: Where'd we park? 

Mermaidman: Uhh... 

Spongebob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaidman's belt! 

Mermaidman: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacleboy jumps on the stick shift) 

Barnacleboy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic! 

Spongebob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you... 

Barnacleboy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat) 

Spongebob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaidman's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!
Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaidman's belt. I
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm... 

Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroache) 

Spongebob: There you go. Every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if he find a new message to find to deliver, sir. 

Squidward: Spongebob, what's going on in here? Huh? (SpongeBob wears a tiny hat and holds a tiny spatula) Why's everything all... tiny? 

Spongebob: I don't know. 

Squidward: What do you got there? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: No, really? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it! 

Spongebob: No! No! 

Squidward: Is that Mermaidman's belt? 

Spongebob: Yes. 

Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you! 

Spongebob: Me, uh, either. 

Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: You stole it! 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Oh. I'm telling. 

Spongebob: Squidward, if Mermaidman finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone 

Spongebob: Don't! 

Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone) 

Spongebob: No! 

Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone! 

Spongebob: Do-o-on't! 

Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... 

Spongebob: I'm begging you! 

Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (Spongebob shrinks Squidward) What the...what...
(phones hits Squidward) Ow! 

Mermaidman: Hello? Hello? 

Squidward: What did you do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it! 

Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! 

Spongebob: Uhh....ok...uhh... 

Squidward: I said now! 

Spongebob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it) 

Squidward: Do you hear me? (Spongebob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing? 

Spongebob: Uhh, I can do it! (Spongebob changes Squidward a lot) 

Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaidman and... 

Spongebob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 

Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi Spongebob. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came, and I got this belt, and look 

Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it! 

Spongebob: No, Patrick! 

Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb! 

Spongebob: Patrick! 

Patrick: And here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident. 

Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. 

Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day...

Spongebob: You think so? 

Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other! 

Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss) 

Spongebob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! 

Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is? 

Spongebob: What? 

Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Minnesota when it should be set to 'W' for Where. br>

Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think Where is a royal word. 

Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. 

Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked! 

Spongebob: Oh no! 

Patrick: Look, Spongebob's giant! Can I be giant next? 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! 

Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle! 

Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaidman! 

Spongebob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. 

Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or
something. Heheh. 

Spongebob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it... 

Sandy: Howdy, Spongebob! 

Spongebob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy) 

Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaidman came in and.. 

Larry: Hey Spongebob (shrinks Larry) 

Fish #1: Hey Spongebob, I... (shrinks fish) 

Fish #2: Hi Spongebob. (shrinks fish) 

Mrs Puff: Hello Spongebob. (shrinks Mrs Puff) 

Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter) 

Spongebob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. 

Squidward: Spongebob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaidman!
 

Spongebob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed... 

Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! 

Spongebob: You don't understand! 

Mrs Squarepants: Spongebob, you need to admit your mistakes! 

Spongebob: Mom?! 

Mermaidman: Your mother's right, son. Mermaidman will understand. 

Barnacleboy: You're Mermaidman, you old coot! 

Mermaidman: Oh yeah. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... 

Mermaidman: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o
eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president

All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!! 

Mermaidman: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to Where? 

All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get Spongebob!! Ahh!

Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home! 

Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA! 

Mermaidman: We've been shrinking for years! 

Barnacleboy: But this is ridiculous! 

All: Everything's too big!! 

Spongebob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self) 

Squidward: I guess this is okay. 

Larry: Yeah, what's the difference? 

Lady fish: Good idea, Spongebob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it) 

Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom)

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

2008-04-16T22:22:11Z

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Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]

Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. 

Mermaidman: Through the double doors! Away! 

Announcer: And also these guys. 

Barnacleboy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaidman! 

Mermaidman: N-nonsense, Barnacleboy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil! 

Barnacleboy: What a dive. 

Mermaidman: To the register! Away! 

Squidward: Can I help you? 

Mermaidman: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. 

Barnacleboy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? 

Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please. 

Mermaidman: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt) 

Squidward: No. 

Barnacleboy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend
discount or something? 

Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses
against each other. Barnacleboy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward) 

Barnacleboy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us! 

Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? Must...play...bowling! (stretches arms to get a bowling ball and bowling pins) 

Mermaidman: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter! 

Spongebob: BOWLING!!!! 

Barnacleboy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! 

Mermaidman: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boatmobile! Away! 

Barnacleboy: Where'd we park? 

Mermaidman: Uhh... 

Spongebob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaidman's belt! 

Mermaidman: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacleboy jumps on the stick shift) 

Barnacleboy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic! 

Spongebob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you... 

Barnacleboy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat) 

Spongebob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaidman's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!
Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaidman's belt. I
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm... 

Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroache) 

Spongebob: There you go. Every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if he find a new message to find to deliver, sir. 

Squidward: Spongebob, what's going on in here? Huh? Why's everything all... tiny? 

Spongebob: I don't know. 

Squidward: What do you got there? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: No, really? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it! 

Spongebob: No! No! 

Squidward: Is that Mermaidman's belt? 

Spongebob: Yes. 

Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you! 

Spongebob: Me, uh, either. 

Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: You stole it! 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Oh. I'm telling. 

Spongebob: Squidward, if Mermaidman finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone 

Spongebob: Don't! 

Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone) 

Spongebob: No! 

Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone! 

Spongebob: Do-o-on't! 

Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... 

Spongebob: I'm begging you! 

Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (Spongebob shrinks Squidward) What the...what...
(phones hits Squidward) Ow! 

Mermaidman: Hello? Hello? 

Squidward: What did you do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it! 

Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! 

Spongebob: Uhh....ok...uhh... 

Squidward: I said now! 

Spongebob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it) 

Squidward: Do you hear me? (Spongebob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing? 

Spongebob: Uhh, I can do it! (Spongebob changes Squidward a lot) 

Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaidman and... 

Spongebob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 

Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi Spongebob. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came, and I got this belt, and look 

Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it! 

Spongebob: No, Patrick! 

Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb! 

Spongebob: Patrick! 

Patrick: And here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident. 

Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. 

Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day...

Spongebob: You think so? 

Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other! 

Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss) 

Spongebob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! 

Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is? 

Spongebob: What? 

Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Minnesota when it should be set to 'W' for Where. br>

Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think Where is a royal word. 

Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. 

Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked! 

Spongebob: Oh no! 

Patrick: Look, Spongebob's giant! Can I be giant next? 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! 

Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle! 

Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaidman! 

Spongebob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. 

Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or
something. Heheh. 

Spongebob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it... 

Sandy: Howdy, Spongebob! 

Spongebob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy) 

Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaidman came in and.. 

Larry: Hey Spongebob (shrinks Larry) 

Fish #1: Hey Spongebob, I... (shrinks fish) 

Fish #2: Hi Spongebob. (shrinks fish) 

Mrs Puff: Hello Spongebob. (shrinks Mrs Puff) 

Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter) 

Spongebob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. 

Squidward: Spongebob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaidman!
 

Spongebob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed... 

Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! 

Spongebob: You don't understand! 

Mrs Squarepants: Spongebob, you need to admit your mistakes! 

Spongebob: Mom?! 

Mermaidman: Your mother's right, son. Mermaidman will understand. 

Barnacleboy: You're Mermaidman, you old coot! 

Mermaidman: Oh yeah. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... 

Mermaidman: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o
eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president

All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!! 

Mermaidman: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to Where? 

All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get Spongebob!! Ahh!

Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home! 

Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA! 

Mermaidman: We've been shrinking for years! 

Barnacleboy: But this is ridiculous! 

All: Everything's too big!! 

Spongebob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self) 

Squidward: I guess this is okay. 

Larry: Yeah, what's the difference? 

Lady fish: Good idea, Spongebob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it) 

Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom)

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

2008-04-16T22:20:29Z

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]

Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. 

Mermaidman: Through the double doors! Away! 

Announcer: And also these guys. 

Barnacleboy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaidman! 

Mermaidman: N-nonsense, Barnacleboy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil! 

Barnacleboy: What a dive. 

Mermaidman: To the register! Away! 

Squidward: Can I help you? 

Mermaidman: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. 

Barnacleboy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? 

Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please. 

Mermaidman: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt) 

Squidward: No. 

Barnacleboy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend
discount or something? 

Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses
against each other. Barnacleboy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward) 

Barnacleboy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us! 

Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? Must...play...bowling! (stretches arms to get a bowling ball and bowling pins) 

Mermaidman: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter! 

Spongebob: BOWLING!!!! 

Barnacleboy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! 

Mermaidman: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boatmobile! Away! 

Barnacleboy: Where'd we park? 

Mermaidman: Uhh... 

Spongebob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaidman's belt! 

Mermaidman: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacleboy jumps on the stick shift) 

Barnacleboy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic! 

Spongebob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you... 

Barnacleboy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat) 

Spongebob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaidman's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!
Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaidman's belt. I
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm... 

Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroache) 

Spongebob: There you go. Come again, sir. 

Squidward: Spongebob, what's going on in here? Huh? Why's everything all... tiny? 

Spongebob: I don't know. 

Squidward: What do you got there? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: No, really? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it! 

Spongebob: No! No! 

Squidward: Is that Mermaidman's belt? 

Spongebob: Yes. 

Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you! 

Spongebob: Me, uh, either. 

Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: You stole it! 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Oh. I'm telling. 

Spongebob: Squidward, if Mermaidman finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone 

Spongebob: Don't! 

Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone) 

Spongebob: No! 

Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone! 

Spongebob: Do-o-on't! 

Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... 

Spongebob: I'm begging you! 

Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (Spongebob shrinks Squidward) What the...what...
(phones hits Squidward) Ow! 

Mermaidman: Hello? Hello? 

Squidward: What did you do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it! 

Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! 

Spongebob: Uhh....ok...uhh... 

Squidward: I said now! 

Spongebob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it) 

Squidward: Do you hear me? (Spongebob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing? 

Spongebob: Uhh, I can do it! (Spongebob changes Squidward a lot) 

Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaidman and... 

Spongebob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 

Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi Spongebob. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came, and I got this belt, and look 

Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it! 

Spongebob: No, Patrick! 

Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb! 

Spongebob: Patrick! 

Patrick: And here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident. 

Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. 

Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day...

Spongebob: You think so? 

Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other! 

Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss) 

Spongebob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! 

Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is? 

Spongebob: What? 

Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Minnesota when it should be set to 'W' for Where. br>

Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think Where is a royal word. 

Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. 

Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked! 

Spongebob: Oh no! 

Patrick: Look, Spongebob's giant! Can I be giant next? 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! 

Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle! 

Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaidman! 

Spongebob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. 

Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or
something. Heheh. 

Spongebob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it... 

Sandy: Howdy, Spongebob! 

Spongebob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy) 

Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaidman came in and.. 

Larry: Hey Spongebob (shrinks Larry) 

Fish #1: Hey Spongebob, I... (shrinks fish) 

Fish #2: Hi Spongebob. (shrinks fish) 

Mrs Puff: Hello Spongebob. (shrinks Mrs Puff) 

Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter) 

Spongebob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. 

Squidward: Spongebob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaidman!
 

Spongebob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed... 

Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! 

Spongebob: You don't understand! 

Mrs Squarepants: Spongebob, you need to admit your mistakes! 

Spongebob: Mom?! 

Mermaidman: Your mother's right, son. Mermaidman will understand. 

Barnacleboy: You're Mermaidman, you old coot! 

Mermaidman: Oh yeah. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... 

Mermaidman: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o
eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president

All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!! 

Mermaidman: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to Where? 

All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get Spongebob!! Ahh!

Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home! 

Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA! 

Mermaidman: We've been shrinking for years! 

Barnacleboy: But this is ridiculous! 

All: Everything's too big!! 

Spongebob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self) 

Squidward: I guess this is okay. 

Larry: Yeah, what's the difference? 

Lady fish: Good idea, Spongebob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it) 

Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom)

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

2008-04-16T22:18:28Z

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]

Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. 

Mermaidman: Through the double doors! Away! 

Announcer: And also these guys. 

Barnacleboy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaidman! 

Mermaidman: N-nonsense, Barnacleboy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil! 

Barnacleboy: What a dive. 

Mermaidman: To the register! Away! 

Squidward: Can I help you? 

Mermaidman: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. 

Barnacleboy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? 

Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please. 

Mermaidman: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt) 

Squidward: No. 

Barnacleboy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend
discount or something? 

Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses
against each other. Barnacleboy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward) 

Barnacleboy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us! 

Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? Must...play...bowling! (stretches arms to get a bowling ball and bowling pins) 

Mermaidman: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter! 

Spongebob: BOWLING!!!! 

Barnacleboy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! 

Mermaidman: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boatmobile! Away! 

Barnacleboy: Where'd we park? 

Mermaidman: Uhh... 

Spongebob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaidman's belt! 

Mermaidman: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacleboy jumps on the stick shift) 

Barnacleboy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic! 

Spongebob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you... 

Barnacleboy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat) 

Spongebob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaidman's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!
Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaidman's belt. I
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm... 

Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroache) 

Spongebob: There you go. Come again, sir. 

Squidward: Spongebob, what's going on in here? Huh? Why's everything all... tiny? 

Spongebob: I don't know. 

Squidward: What do you got there? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: No, really? 

Spongebob: Nothing. 

Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it! 

Spongebob: No! No! 

Squidward: Is that Mermaidman's belt? 

Spongebob: Yes. 

Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you! 

Spongebob: Me, uh, either. 

Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: You stole it! 

Spongebob: Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Oh. I'm telling. 

Spongebob: Squidward, if Mermaidman finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell! 

Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone 

Spongebob: Don't! 

Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone) 

Spongebob: No! 

Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone! 

Spongebob: Do-o-on't! 

Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... 

Spongebob: I'm begging you! 

Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (Spongebob shrinks Squidward) What the...what...
(phones hits Squidward) Ow! 

Mermaidman: Hello? Hello? 

Squidward: What did you do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it! 

Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! 

Spongebob: Uhh....ok...uhh... 

Squidward: I said now! 

Spongebob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it) 

Squidward: Do you hear me? (Spongebob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing? 

Spongebob: Uhh, I can do it! (Spongebob changes Squidward a lot) 

Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaidman and... 

Spongebob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 

Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi Spongebob. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came, and I got this belt, and look 

Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it! 

Spongebob: No, Patrick! 

Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb! 

Spongebob: Patrick! 

Patrick: And here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident. 

Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist! 

Spongebob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. 

Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day...

Spongebob: You think so? 

Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other! 

Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss) 

Spongebob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! 

Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is? 

Spongebob: What? 

Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for mini when it should be set to 'W' for wumbo. 

Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think wumbo is a real word. 

Patrick: Come on. You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo, wumbo, wumboing... 

Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. 

Patrick: ...wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, Spongebob! 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. 

Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked! 

Spongebob: Oh no! 

Patrick: Look, Spongebob's giant! Can I be giant next? 

Spongebob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! 

Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle! 

Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaidman! 

Spongebob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. 

Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or
something. Heheh. 

Spongebob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it... 

Sandy: Howdy, Spongebob! 

Spongebob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy) 

Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me? 

Spongebob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaidman came in and.. 

Larry: Hey Spongebob (shrinks Larry) 

Fish #1: Hey Spongebob, I... (shrinks fish) 

Fish #2: Hi Spongebob. (shrinks fish) 

Mrs Puff: Hello Spongebob. (shrinks Mrs Puff) 

Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter) 

Spongebob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. 

Squidward: Spongebob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaidman!
 

Spongebob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed... 

Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! 

Spongebob: You don't understand! 

Mrs Squarepants: Spongebob, you need to admit your mistakes! 

Spongebob: Mom?! 

Mermaidman: Your mother's right, son. Mermaidman will understand. 

Barnacleboy: You're Mermaidman, you old coot! 

Mermaidman: Oh yeah. 

Spongebob: Mermaidman? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... 

Mermaidman: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o
eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president

All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!! 

Mermaidman: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to wumbo? 

All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get Spongebob!! Ahh!

Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home! 

Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA! 

Mermaidman: We've been shrinking for years! 

Barnacleboy: But this is ridiculous! 

All: Everything's too big!! 

Spongebob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self) 

Squidward: I guess this is okay. 

Larry: Yeah, what's the difference? 

Lady fish: Good idea, Spongebob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it) 

Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom)

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Episode Transcript: All That Glitters

2008-04-16T22:14:10Z

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

(at the Krusty Krab)

Customer: One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

Squidward: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster krabby patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster patty.

SpongeBob: (gasps) Did you say a monster krabby patty?

Squidward: Uhh, one monster krabby patty.

Mr. Krabs: Monster krabby patty?

Customers: Monster krabby patty?

Customer #2: (in bathroom) Monster krabby patty? (a set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill)

SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune.

Squidward: Oh, boy.

SpongeBob: (puts his spatula under the meat) We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, three. ([[Spatula]] breaks in half) Spat? (SpongeBob screams in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist)

Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. (SpongeBob screams more. Patrick joins in and screams with him. Scene cuts to an ambulance taking the spatula away)

Mr. Krabs: Well, we better get back to work.

SpongeBob: Work? How can I go back to work without...without spat?!

Mr. Krabs: Use a shiny spatular.

SpongeBob: (close-up of his face) What? There is only one spatula for me and this is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs off to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with spatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and playing pirates with spatula)

Doctor: There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around) Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.

SpongeBob: Thank you, Doctor.

Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. (gives a sigh of relief)

SpongeBob: (gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...hey! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula iNSiDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)

Doctor: (in SpongeBob’s thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees)

Employee: Uh-uh. No touchy touchy the nice spatula. It's very very expensive.

SpongeBob: I'm sorry.

Employee: Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may hold it.

SpongeBob: I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)

Employee: Umm... (takes out a calculator and punches a bunch of numbers) ..no.

SpongeBob: (breaks a piggy bank with a hammer) How about now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (sells his house) That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?

Employee: Everything, huh? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.

Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (laughs)

SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.

Mr. Krabs: What's all the lollygagging about?

Squidward: (still laughing) Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: This better be good. (walks into the kitchen)

SpongeBob: soon everyone will know of your beauty.

Mr. Krabs: Alright, what's going on in...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?

SpongeBob: All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. (shows Le Spatula)

Mr. Krabs: Le Spatula. What in blazes is that?

SpongeBob: Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. (Le Spatula glows)

Mr. Krabs: Well, what can it do?

Squidward: Can it make me famous?

SpongeBob: Anything you want and more. (pushes a button and the spatula spins)

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.

Mr. Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?

SpongeBob: No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.

Mr. Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make krabby patties twice as fast.

SpongeBob: Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)

Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.

Mr. Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away with Squidward)

SpongeBob: Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all the spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's ok. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)

Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one krabby patty, please?

Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one krabby patty.

SpongeBob: One krabby patty, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something wrong, pal?

Le Spatula: I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say krabby patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!

SpongeBob: But, but, I thought we were friends.

Le Spatula: Friends with you? Ha! We are not even in the same social class. (jumps out of SpongeBob’s arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)

SpongeBob: Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. (runs into the fist of Le Spatula)

Le Spatula: Perfect for something? Au revoir, peanuts. Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon. (gives raspberry and runs out)

Mr. Krabs: What happen?

SpongeBob: My spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool.

Mr. Krabs: I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.

SpongeBob: You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.

Mr. Krabs: Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts to cry. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)

SpongeBob: Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!! (hiccups)

Doctor: SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...

SpongeBob: I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone.

Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm so sorry. (hiccups more)

Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Spatula!! (runs into the infirmary) Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! (Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob) Spatula, what's wrong? (spatula shakes its head) But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? (hiccups and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene)

SpongeBob #2: All that glitters is not gold. (as SpongeBobs is still hiccupping, spatula wheels itself away)

SpongeBob: G'by best friend(SpongeBob hiccups all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen) I'll never find a shiny spatula like him, again. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.

Squidward: One monster krabby patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of meat on the grill)

SpongeBob: Ok, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, three. (SpongeBob arms come off) Give outr gifts away!!!!!!!!!!!!(laughs)

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Episode Transcript: All That Glitters

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

(at the Krusty Krab)

Customer: One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

Squidward: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster krabby patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster patty.

SpongeBob: (gasps) Did you say a monster krabby patty?

Squidward: Uhh, one monster krabby patty.

Mr. Krabs: Monster krabby patty?

Customers: Monster krabby patty?

Customer #2: (in bathroom) Monster krabby patty? (a set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill)

SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune.

Squidward: Oh, boy.

SpongeBob: (puts his spatula under the meat) We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, three. ([[Spatula]] breaks in half) Spat? (SpongeBob screams in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist)

Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. (SpongeBob screams more. Patrick joins in and screams with him. Scene cuts to an ambulance taking the spatula away)

Mr. Krabs: Well, we better get back to work.

SpongeBob: Work? How can I go back to work without...without spat?!

Mr. Krabs: Use a shiny spatular.

SpongeBob: (close-up of his face) What? There is only one spatula for me and this is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs off to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with spatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and playing pirates with spatula)

Doctor: There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around) Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.

SpongeBob: Thank you, Doctor.

Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. (gives a sigh of relief)

SpongeBob: (gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...hey! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula iNSiDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)

Doctor: (in SpongeBob’s thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees)

Employee: Uh-uh. No touchy touchy the nice spatula. It's very very expensive.

SpongeBob: I'm sorry.

Employee: Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may hold it.

SpongeBob: I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)

Employee: Umm... (takes out a calculator and punches a bunch of numbers) ..no.

SpongeBob: (breaks a piggy bank with a hammer) How about now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it) Now?

Employee: No.

SpongeBob: (sells his house) That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?

Employee: Everything, huh? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.

Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (laughs)

SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.

Mr. Krabs: What's all the lollygagging about?

Squidward: (still laughing) Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: This better be good. (walks into the kitchen)

SpongeBob: soon everyone will know of your beauty.

Mr. Krabs: Alright, what's going on in...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?

SpongeBob: All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. (shows Le Spatula)

Mr. Krabs: Le Spatula. What in blazes is that?

SpongeBob: Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. (Le Spatula glows)

Mr. Krabs: Well, what can it do?

Squidward: Can it make me famous?

SpongeBob: Anything you want and more. (pushes a button and the spatula spins)

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.

Mr. Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?

SpongeBob: No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.

Mr. Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make krabby patties twice as fast.

SpongeBob: Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)

Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.

Mr. Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away with Squidward)

SpongeBob: Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all the spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's ok. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)

Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one krabby patty, please?

Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one krabby patty.

SpongeBob: One krabby patty, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something wrong, pal?

Le Spatula: I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say krabby patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!

SpongeBob: But, but, I thought we were friends.

Le Spatula: Friends with you? Ha! We are not even in the same social class. (jumps out of SpongeBob’s arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)

SpongeBob: Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. (runs into the fist of Le Spatula)

Le Spatula: Perfect for something? Au revoir, peasants. Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon. (gives raspberry and runs out)

Mr. Krabs: What happen?

SpongeBob: My spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool.

Mr. Krabs: I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.

SpongeBob: You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.

Mr. Krabs: Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts to cry. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)

SpongeBob: Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!! (hiccups)

Doctor: SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...

SpongeBob: I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone.

Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm so sorry. (hiccups more)

Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Spatula!! (runs into the infirmary) Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! (Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob) Spatula, what's wrong? (spatula shakes its head) But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? (hiccups and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene)

SpongeBob #2: All that glitters is not gold. (as SpongeBobs is still hiccupping, spatula wheels itself away)

SpongeBob: G'by best friend(SpongeBob hiccups all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen) I'll never find a shiny spatula like him, again. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.

Squidward: One monster krabby patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of meat on the grill)

SpongeBob: Ok, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, three. (SpongeBob arms come off) curtains! (laughs)

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