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Episode Transcript: Krabby Road

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Episode Article: [[Krabby Road]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Police]]

==Dialogue==

The episode begins in front of the Bikini Bottom Jail. The weather is thunder storming badly, and then we come inside to find 2 police officers.

Police Officer #1: ...and this is the maximum level. Since this is your first day, I'll let you peek at our number one
inmate. (He begins to whisper... you see them walk into a huge room that the floor is just a thin line and a huge jail
cell in the middle of it.) He's too dangerous to let him around the other inmates.

Police Officer #2: Why? What he'd do? Rob a bank?

Police Officer #1: Worse! He'd tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

Police Officer #2: Oh-kay.

Police Officer #1: So that's why we keep him behind these impenatratable 6-inch steel doors. (While he says that, he
knocks on the door and the door opens.) Of course, it helps to lock it. (They both run into the cell.) He's gone! He's so
small, he could be anywhere!

Police Officer #2: He could be right under our noses! (Camera goes to Police Officer #1's moustache; the moustache then
jumps off of the guy's face, running away) Umm... Frank, where's your moustache? (Camera changes to the siren outside of
the jail and we see spotlights everywhere to find him. We see the moustache run through the halls and then under the door.
We then notice that it's Plankton under it.)

Plankton: Ha-ha! Those fools will never find me now! (We all notice that the moustache makes him have a "punk" like hair
style. Scene changes to in front of the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is talking to his wife.) Oh come on, baby. You know
how long I've been in stir.

Karen: '''''GET OUT OF HERE!''''' (Literally kicks Plankton out of the Chum Bucket.) '''''AND STAY OUT! YOU TWO TIME LOSER!'''''

Plankton: After everything I've done for you.

Karen: '''''BEAT IT, YOU JAIL BIRD, AND TAKE ALL OF YOUR JUNK, TOO!''''' (She kicks out a box of his stuff out of the Chum Bucket
too. Plankton tries to struggle out under of the box)

Plankton: Well, that's just great. (Plankton notices his Electric Guitar.) Hey! Its my old guitar. I used to play it, when
I was in that band, as a little kid. Man, those were real good times. (A flashback starts and it shows Plankton in a 2 year old
bedroom. His electric guitar is shown with a drum set and a guitar being "played" by his stuffed animals.) Okay everyone!
One two... one two three! (You see Plankton try to play it and you see the rest of them doing nothing, as they were
stuffed animals. His cocoa falls over and you see him annoyed. Then the flashback ends.) You know, I don't think I've had
any good times.

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob's voice can be heard. A few seconds later, you see him on the street behind Plankton singing a song.)

Oh I wish I was grinding up the Krabby Patties.
That's what I really love to do.
Take a couple Boo-Ooh-Ooh!
And a pinch of Awoogah!
A teaspoon of *raspberry*

Gerblish*

Then I mix some of this and put it over there,
as I write this song.
Mix in some...
Nyah-Nyah-Nyah!
Add a splash of wee...
(*takes out giant knife*)
And when I'm done, I chop up some
Love....

Plankton: (Listens to SpongeBob's song and then talks during the "Then I mis some of..." line.) He's sing about the Krabby Patty. If I could just get him to explain that song, I'll have the Krabby Patty formula. Mix in some... Hi, SpongeBob. Nyah-Nyah-Nyah That's a real nice song. Add a splash of wee... But could you explain those "wee" parts? And when I'm done, I chop up some Gahh! (Plankton runs from the knife being tossed on the ground. The song ends.) Are you out of your mind? Er, I mean, that was a delightful song you were singing.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Plankton. (SpongeBob waves at Plankton) Mr. Krabs makes me censor out all the patty ingredients from my
lyrics.

Plankton: Oh, that's terrible. Krabs shouldn't stifle a true artist like you! Go ahead and sing your patty song uncensored!

SpongeBob: (*gasps*) I know what you're doing!

Plankton: What, me? I'm not trying to steal the patty formula!

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob points at Plankton.) You want me to... join your band!

Plankton: What band? I don't have a band.

SpongeBob: Oh, but you can't fool me! Not when you got an awesome guitar like that! And only a true rocker would have hair
as greasy and nasty as yours. It'll be so cool! We could write songs together!

Plankton: Songs? (Plankton smiles with a brilliant idea.) Yes! And you can teach me your Krabby Patty songs!

SpongeBob: Yay! Come on, let's go get our band together! (Scene changes to in front of Squidward's house. SpongeBob is
holding Plankton's guitar and Plankton is on it. SpongeBob and Patrick starts yelling in excitement.) Patrick, Patrick!

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick, I've got big news!

'''Patrick''': Me too! Me too!

SpongeBob: What's your news?

'''Patrick''': (Both calm down.) I found out where boogers come from. (Patrick whispers into SpongeBob's ears indistinctly, and
tells him where they come from. SpongeBob is shocked, but then is a little grossed out.)

SpongeBob: Ew, really?

'''Patrick''': (Nods in agreement.) Uh-huh. What's your news?

SpongeBob: Plankton just asked me to join his Rock-N-Roll band! (Gets excited again, and asks Plankton...) Can Patrick
join our band?

Plankton: Sure, whatever.

SpongeBob: Hear that, Patrick. You're in.

'''Patrick''': All right! I play a mean belly. (He starts playing to the tune of, "The William Tell Overture", and his belly
sounds like a drum set. It ends, and he bows at Plankton and SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, we're gonna be famous! (SpongeBob hugs Patrick while still holding onto the guitar, and they hear
Squidward laughing. Squidward walks towards them and talks.)

Squidward: Give me a break. You don't know anything about music! Too bad you're not a musical genius, like me.

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob gets an idea.) Oh, Squidward... (SpongeBob trips Squidward over by holding his legs down on the
ground. Squidward says "What the...".) Would you help us by joining our band?

Squidward: (Squidward gets up.) Well, I could help you, but I wouldn't soil my art playing Rock-N-Roll; dressing all in
black, wearing boots covered in spikes, (as he continues, he imagine that it's worth it, and slowly changes his mind)
playing enormous stadiums filled with screaming, adoring fans... (Squidward smiles to the idea) clapping, demanding
encores... cheering me... (He imitates cheering... stops after a few seconds.) Oh, uh, changed my mind. I'll join your
band and help you bottom-feeders, (bursts out rest of the line) BUT I gotta get in shape first! (Squidward leaves to his
house.)

SpongeBob: Isn't this great, Plankton? Squidward is gonna help us!

Plankton: Hmm? Uh yea, great. (Bubble transition appears and the scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick in SpongeBob's
garage. We see SpongeBob in an 80's Rock-N-Roll outfit, with an afro wig.)

SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, being in a band gives you the liberty to dress with a little more... uh, how should I put
this?

'''Patrick''': Yeah?

SpongeBob: Well, with just a little more...

'''Patrick''': (Furious) Go ahead, say it, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: You know, Pizzazz!

'''Patrick''': (Clears throat and continues) Perhaps you didn't notice... my new hairdo.

SpongeBob (SpongeBob looks behind him and Patrick has a ponytail hairstyle.) Whoa-ho-ho, I stand corrected!

'''Patrick''': And unlike your nasty, little wig... (He pulls of SpongeBob's wig) mine is real! (He shows it by pulling it and
it doesn't come off.)

SpongeBob: Man, how'd you grow that so fast?

'''Patrick''': Natural talent, watch this... (Patrick shows that he can make his hair come in and out of his skin and make it in
any hairdo he wants.)

SpongeBob: Whoo, yeah! (SpongeBob claps) Dig that fancy follicle work!

'''Patrick''': Hey, check this one out. (Patrick does the trick again, but this time, he makes it an "old guy's" hairdo.)

SpongeBob: Oh man, Squidward's not gonna want to miss this. (SpongeBob calls Squidward)

Squidward: Hello?

SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you coming to band practice?

Squidward: Are you kidding? I've got a lot of work to do before I'm famous! (Shows Squidward about to exercise...
Squidward tries to, but breaks an unknown part. Squidward hangs up, and we hear a dial tone)

SpongeBob: (Laughs) Ok, then, we'll keep your seat warm. (SpongeBob snaps once) Patrick?

'''Patrick''': I'm on it. (It shows Patrick making a fire under his seat to keep it warm. Plankton finally comes in the garage.
He's carrying a box.)

Plankton: Greetings, fellow band-mates.

SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, what's that?

Plankton: (Plankton puts the box down) T-shirts.

(Next 2 lines are said at the same time)

SpongeBob: (Gasps) '''Patrick''': Ooh! Both: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy... (Both laugh)
Ah, (SpongeBob begins to be confused) "Plankton and the... Patty Stealers"?

Plankton: (Starts to sweat manically) Uh, if you guys don't like the name, uh...

SpongeBob: I... LOVE IT! It's kind of vague and mysterious.

'''Patrick''': Can I get mine in Pink? (Plankton growls. The scene skips to where they're wearing the shirt and Patrick laughs.
Patrick's shirt color makes his skin perfectly.) It looks like a tattoo!

SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? (SpongeBob makes some loud music with voice) And then turn into
one of those songs that goes... (SpongeBob makes a high pitched screech.)

Plankton: (He's annoyed both times by covering his ears, and then resumes to his normal attitude.) Yes, perfect, now all
we need are the lyrics. You know something personal. Maybe a secret you know, or a favorite recipe, hmm?

SpongeBob: Or... one about my new friend Plankton?

(Next 2 lines are said together.)

Plankton: Stop it! (Growls after SpongeBob stops)

SpongeBob: Or the adventures of...

Plankton: (Plankton clips SpongeBob's lips with a tool) The best kind of lyrics are the ones that are deep and revealing.
Something only you know? *coughs* Secret recipe.

'''Patrick''': I once searched for my innermost secrets. All I found was this. (Patrick shows that he's holding his heart.)

SpongeBob: (Still muffled) Is that what you mean, Plankton? (Plankton slaps his head with annoyance. Scene skips to later
that day when Plankton has a machine in the garage. He grunts as he carries it.) What is that?

Plankton: It's my, uh, recording equipment. (He then laughs evilly)

SpongeBob: (Becomes really excited) Oh, my gosh, what do I do?

Plankton: (He scoots a chair next to SpongeBob) Just take a seat here, and I'll strap you in. (SpongeBob sits down,
Plankton straps SpongeBob's arms on the chair and puts a pair of headphones on SpongeBob.) Now just relax and let the
equipment do its job. (Machine starts to beep and make sucking noises. On the headphone wire, you can tell that it's
sucking SpongeBob's brain.) Let let's see what's locked in his subconscious. (The machine makes static crackles. When
Plankton finds a "station" on the radio, SpongeBob is the speaker. SpongeBob sings songs just like a radio.)

The song is in tune with, "Oh My Darlin'".
Time to feed him
Time to feed him
Now it's Gary's feeding time.
Mrow mrow meow, mrow mrow meow.

(While SpongeBob sings the last song, Plankton says, "Nope" and changes the station. More static and we hear a new song.)

The song is in tune with, "Row Your Boat".
Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth,
Gently keep them clean
brush brush brush, my teeth clean!

(Plankton interrupts, his time, he ends the song. More static is heard.) The Krabby Patty Formula's gotta be in here somewhere. (The machine makes a dead beeping noise and feedback noises to Plankton. He smacks the machine, says "What's going-" and then screams only to realize that Patrick is wearing the headphones. Patrick goans, and the machine explodes. Plankton starts crying.) I'm a failure.

SpongeBob: Cheer up, Plankton. We've still got a whole week before our first gig at the Krusty Krab. (Plankton still
cries.)

Plankton: At the Krusty Krab? (Plankton stops crying.)

SpongeBob: Uh-huh, but Old Man Krabs doesn't want us bugging the customers. So, we have to go in after hours when nobody's
there.

Plankton: (His spirits are lifted.) When nobody's there? (Plankton makes a purring noise with drool coming out of his
mouth at the thought of it. The scene is skipped to where they start practicing. SpongeBob is playing Plankton's guitar,
Patrick is doing his drums, and Plankton, not very excited, plays only one note on his mini-keyboard. The camera is moved
to outside in front of Squidward and SpongeBob's house, then it's moved where we see Squidward exercising. He makes one
more and he has huge muscles. He gasps at it.)

Squidward: My perfect dream-body. (Squidward runs out of his house with his bass guitar and goes into SpongeBob's house to
practice. They then make noises that sound like they're practicing. A time card comes up and says "One Week Later..." The
scene is skipped where the 4 of them are heading towards the Krusty Krab at nighttime. They're all wearing their Rock-N-
Roll outfits. We hear from a distance, tire screeching. We then notice it's a police car.)

Plankton: Oh, no, it's the cops. I can't let them see me!

SpongeBob: Why?

Plankton: Why? Uh, cops are autograph hounds. Yeah, they're always after me.

SpongeBob: Mm, that's tough. Don't worry, I'll hide you. (SpongeBob hides Plankton by sucking him into his nose. The
police car stops in front of them.)

Police Officer: Hey, what are you kids up to this late?

SpongeBob: We're on our way to our first gig. We're in a band.

Police Officer: A band, huh, well, that's, uh... Oh. (The cop sees a green thing coming out of SpongeBob's nose.) Uh,
you've got a, uh...

SpongeBob: Got a, uh, what? (SpongeBob laughs)

Police Officers: Uh... it's right... (He points to a nostril on his face.)

SpongeBob: Yes? (SpongeBob laughs again. The cop motions to wipe it off. You can tell Plankton's feet were coming out.)
Police Officer: Just keep your nose clean, kid. (Police officer leaves.) Sure thing, officer. (SpongeBob blows his nose,
and blows out Plankton.) They're gone.

Plankton: You will never speak of this to anyone. (Scene skips to in front of the Krusty Krab.) Come on, come on, hurry up.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, I just need to get the key out. (SpongeBob hums while opening the door, but is unsuccessul both times to get the key in the key hole. Plankton grabs the key.)

Plankton: Give me that, you incompetent fool. (Plankton opens the door and drops the key on the ground. Plankton also goes
on the ground.) Yes, the Krabby Patty Formula is mine! Uh, I mean, we'll have a great time! (Plankton goes inside and
whispers to himself.) Now where does Krabs keep that formula? (SpongeBob screams as he goes inside.)

SpongeBob: Whoo, let's rock!

(The next 2 lines are said at the same time.)

'''Patrick''': Yeah!

Squidward: We're going to be stars! (They're all inside the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob hooks up the speaker set. Plankton is
no where to be seen.)

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob starts out by acting all excited like a rock stars.) All right! Squidward, are you ready? (Squidward
makes a loud bass guitar strum and replies, "I'm ready!") OK! Patrick, are you ready? (Patrick answers by laughing while
beating his belly.) Plankton, are you ready? (Crickets are chirping in the background.) Plankton? (We see Plankton is
stealing the formula. SpongeBob gasps.) Plankton! (He breaks the bottle by saying his name in the mic loudly. The formula
is shown to the audience, but all of it is in gerblish.)

Plankton: Uh... I'm ready?

SpongeBob: Wait a minute... Was this band just a front so that you could steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?

Plankton: What, no, I was in it for the music, man! (The camera changes to outside the Krusty Krab and we see 12 police
cars circle around the Krusty Krab. We change scenes by going back to in front of the Bikini Bottom Jail. The camera then
goes to Plankton, who's in a caged box. Plankton sighs.) Well, at least I'm back to my old cell.

Police Officer #2: Oh, no, you're not. We've got a special cell for you. (Frank, or Police Officer #1, moves a small
painting out of the way, unlocks a safe, and both of them put Plankton in there.)

Plankton: But I liked my old cell.

Police Officer #2: Then you're going to love this one. (They close the cell and we see a small window on the other side with
SpongeBob's eye poking through.)

SpongeBob: There's no time to waste, Plankton. (Plankton looks outside.) We've only got 22 years left to practice before our
next gig. (We now see that all 3 of them are there, about to practice.) A one and a two... (Spongebob vocie metal) LEET ROCCCCCK!!!!!!!!! (They start practicing and
Plankton screams singing) NOW AN MY NENE NENE LOOKING!! NOW AN LOOK MY KENEN KENEN KENEN HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fade out)

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Episode Transcript: Penny Foolish

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Episode Article: [[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*[[Fred]]

==Dialogue==
(Episode starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them)

'''Saleslady''': Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah, it goes in like steel wool, but comes out like an angel from heaven.

'''Saleslady''': Please, tell me more.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ooh, well, this one time I...

'''Saleslady''': Not really!

'''Mr. Krabs''': I didn't think so. Ooh wait, I almost forgot me coupons! (hands lady a lot of coupons) There's a couple double ones in there too.

'''Saleslady''': Sir, these expired over thirty years ago.

'''Mr. Krabs''': What does that mean?

'''Saleslady''': It means they're no good. Sir, I'll just throw those away for you.

'''Mr. Krabs''': No, wait! I'll take 'em.

'''Saleslady''': Okay sir, your change stay is going to be exactly ten cents.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickels slide out) Yay! Two nickels. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that's SpongeBob out there! (SpongeBob does some weird things) What in blue blazes is that boy up to? (SpongeBob points to something that appears to be a penny, then picks it up) Well, I'll be a jerracter jellyfish! SpongeBob found a penny! A bright shiny penny just sitting there, and he picked it right up! Huh, I can remember the whole thing as if it just happened a moment ago. (Mr. Krabs imagines what just happened)

'''SpongeBob''' (in the thought bubble): Sir, Sir...(is actually Saleslady)

'''Saleslady''': ...Sir.

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?

'''Saleslady''': You're holding up the line.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ooh, I am?

'''Saleslady''': Next please. (cuts to night where Mr. Krabs is driving his boat)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Interesting how things work out that way. Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money, while others, others, they work! (zooms out seeing that there's another car next to his and hearing gibberish from Mr. Krabs)

'''Billy''': Hey mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there!

'''Billy's Mom''': Billy, mommy's watching the road right now.

'''Mr. Krabs''': I mean why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? I have legs too you know! (sighs) How about a little music. Let song. (music dial turns into a penny) Oh! Okay, okay, get a grip Krabs. Just concentrate on driving. Race in minture (steering wheel turns into a penny. Mr. Krabs screams and let's go of it, then holds it again) Okay, getting all worked up over a little coin. Awsome penny great. (laughings) Ah, it must just be the full moon. Wait a second. Oh my frist come is... (moon turns into a penny, and Mr. Krabs screams) I gotta have that penny! (cuts to next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in) Good morning SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': Good morning, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Find anything special lately?

'''SpongeBob''': Yes!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Really?

'''SpongeBob''': Yup!

'''Mr. Krabs''': And you want to share it with your old uncle Krabs, don't you boy?

'''SpongeBob''': Of course!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! Well, share it with me!

'''SpongeBob''': (laughs) I already am sharing it with you, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Wha.. What?

'''SpongeBob''': The thing I found was a bright, shiny, new...Day! Well I'll be in the kitchen if you need me. (talking to Squidward) Good morning Squidward.

'''Squidward''': Don't talk to me.

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs seems to be in a good mood today.

'''Squidward''': That counts as talking. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen, and Mr. Krabs is in there)

'''SpongeBob''': Whoa! Hello again, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hello, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': What can I do you for?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Can I borrow a penny?

'''SpongeBob''': A penny? Sure. (checks his pocket) Hmm, sorry. All out of pennies right now.

'''Mr. Krabs''': But did you check all your pockets?

'''SpongeBob''': Well, I thought I did.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Front pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, No.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Back? (SpongeBob checks)

'''SpongeBob''': Hmm-mm.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Shirt pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

'''SpongeBob''': Nuh-uh.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Shoe pockets?

'''SpongeBob''': (laughs) Shoe pockets. Oh, Mr. Krabs, that is just ridiculous.

'''Mr. Krabs''': It is?

'''SpongeBob''': Well, I do have a tie pocket though. (SpongeBob checks) No, not in there either.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, maybe it fell in your sock.

'''SpongeBob''': Well, I...

'''Mr. Krabs''': Did you check there? (holds SpongeBob upside down, and shakes him. SpongeBob's brain falls out) Uhh?

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, look, it's my brain! (brain grows legs and walks away) Hey, where's it going? (brain falls though a crack) Ooh, there. (brain crawls on Squidward, and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs follow it. They find it under a barrel) Aha! (brain squirts liquid at him. SpongeBob laughs) Not so fast, little guy. There now. Yes, I know. Come here. (brain crawls back into SpongeBob's head)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uhh?

'''SpongeBob''': What's the matter Mr. Krabs? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer?

'''Mr. Krabs''': So, Uhh, no penny, huh?

'''SpongeBob''': Nope.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Darn! (cuts to later when SpongeBob is mopping, and hears a noise)

'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, these definite construction sounds are preventing me from working.

'''Squidward''': Me too.

'''SpongeBob''': Do you think we should walk out back to investigate?

'''Squidward''': Never. (SpongeBob and Squidward are now walking out back)

'''SpongeBob''': The sounds are coming from back here. What the? (a movie theater is being built)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Careful with those marquee ladders!

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Mr. Krabs, you made your own movie theater!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Yes I did.

'''SpongeBob''': Yay!

'''Mr. Krabs''': And you're just in time for the grand opening! (pulls a lever that turns on the electricity on) Step right up folks, and witness a spell binding tale chock full of adventure, and action, and thrills... (Mr. Krabs is talking gibberish as two fish walk up)

'''Frank''': You know, I'm not really hungry.

'''Fred''': Yeah, let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about.

'''Mr. Krabs''': ...witness the terrifying challenges overcome by... by...

'''Fred''': By who?

'''Mr. Krabs''': by a... by a pucky young sponge.

'''SpongeBob''': Just like me!

'''Mr. Krabs''': That's right! And the best part is: admission is only one penny!

'''Squidward''': Does a movie like that even exist?

'''Fred''': Yeah, does it?!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uhh, well, actually I was going to show you this flip book and...

'''Squidward''': A flip book?

'''Fred''': Yeah, I don't even know what that is! (everyone walks away)

'''Mr. Krabs''': No, wait. Noooooooo!

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Please?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Of course you can lad! You just gotta give me one penny.

'''SpongeBob''': But, But...

'''Mr. Krabs''': But what?

'''SpongeBob''': But, I really don't have a penny.
'''Mr. Krabs''': But? But?! BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr. Krabs screams, and then demolishes the movie theater. Cuts to night where SpongeBob is walking to the Krusty Krab)
'''SpongeBob''': Huh, that's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well. (Squidward is dressed like a waiter)

'''Squidward''': Good evening, (SpongeBob whistles) and (Squidward looks at a piece of paper) welcome to the (looks at paper) Krusty Krab semi-annual charity night.

'''SpongeBob''': Squidward? You look beautiful!

'''Squidward''': Let me show you to your table.

'''SpongeBob''': My table? Fancy. (gasps) My very own name tag! (lights turn off and Squidward sighs, as he shines a flash light on Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonight's event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. (Mr. Krabs shows some images) Three dimes, two nickles, one quarter, zero pennies. As I realize the following images seen here tonight may be wretchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this crimsoning: You can donate one penny to me: Mr. Krabs. Also known as: Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one. (Mr. Krabs starts crying and SpongeBob is crying too)

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs''': (cheered up) Yes?

'''SpongeBob''': I would like to donate a penny.

'''Mr. Krabs''': You would?

'''SpongeBob''': If I only had one. (starts crying. Mr. Krabs's eyes go into his head, and he screams. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob's house. Mr. Krabs is using a flower delivery truck to spy on his house. He is speaking gibberish. He then notices SpongeBob walking out the door. He then walks in, with a metal detector. he then looks around)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hiding it, somewhere. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it.

'''Gary''': Meow.

'''Mr. Krabs''': What's that? You! You know where!

'''Gary''': Meow. (Mr. Krabs picks him up)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Tell where!

'''Gary''': Meow.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hiding it, inside, (reaches into Gary's shell) in there, somewhere. (lights come on, and SpongeBob walks in)

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Mr. Krabs! What is this metal detector doing on the floor? These should only be stored on special racks. (gasps) And you're not wearing your metal detector handling gloves!

'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob I... I... I...I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, I'm sorry.

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. (laughs)

'''Mr. Krabs''': It wasn't?

'''SpongeBob''': No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah-HA! (laughing) I feel so relieved. There was no penny after all. Well, I'll be going now. You can keep the metal detector, SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Here Gary, you can play with that. (Gary sniffs it, then spits on it, then walks away. The gum then absorbs it) Hey, this isn't gum at all. (pulls it out, revealing that it is a $500 bill) It's just a dumb old $500 bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. Ah well, goodnight Gary. (turns off the light. then zooms out revealing that Mr. Krabs is digging holes outside of his house looking for the penny)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I've just gotta keep digging.

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Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath

2018-09-18T18:00:49Z

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Episode Article: [[Gary Takes a Bath (Episode)|Gary Takes a Bath]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (cameo)
*Hillbilly Girl (cameo)

==Dialogue==
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. (Gary winces) Come on, let's go get the water started. (Walks off but Gary doesn't move; SpongeBob with an angry face comes back) You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? (Cut to SpongeBob walking in with a spongey ball) Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball towards the tub) Fetch!..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob who gasps and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head; SpongeBob runs to Gary with a box of TNT on his chest) Gary! Gary!! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! My horror transform bathtub bathroom poop! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please...Boom... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up a soap bar, a rubber duck, a running shower faucet, and a jet man scream fly could, and a subliminal message girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)(he starts tap dancing with his shoes, and punching his nose)... Ya-da-da-da... (stops tap dancing) That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen,... 40. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. (kicks the paint can) It's treasure. Look, dabloons. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't
drop 'em... Look at this broach! (shows a rubber duck) 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': I don't really know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful) Get in the tub! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub!! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub... (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub or am I going to have to... (picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling) Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Half make to stop!, Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you
have duped and/or frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. better, one your hard let chase. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Come on here. Bath delivery. Gary, get it. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to chair with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Dishes more like it. (Gary flees out the door) Water you waiting for, Gary? Where It Is? 

'''Gary:''' (Meowing in a tree) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes screaming hand chase its a record playing Gary's meows fighting look in wait gary ladder) 

'''Gary:''' (takes the ladder off the tree) Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! You Bring that ladder back this instant. (the ladder falls) I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't you use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. (Gary slithers up to the mud puddle) What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister.(Gary stops) Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you understand me? I am giving you to three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. Let make to number, Okay, One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three, four, five. We Did It!? (Gary leans over the puddle) Gary, Don't! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. (Gary smiles).

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

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216.213.215.106: /* Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr. Puff, The Spanish band, the seahorses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. It lifts back to reveal a smudged, green blob, very similar to Plankton earlier when he got stepped on by SpongeBob. From it, Dennis reforms, his sunglasses smashed through, his teeth sharp and his clothes ripped. Then, he peels himself off and lands on Hasselhoff's foot.) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' (smiles in an evil manner) Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared. He takes off his smashed through shades and throws them in the sea.)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries run from Dennis, but he's coming closer and closer.)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (throws the dollars away and grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes which causes them to swell up and go red.)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? '''I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!!'''

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (GASP!!) No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...7, 6, 5...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...4, 3, 2...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) Noooo!!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 44:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ha! Ha! Oh, I he ya! Yippee! Ho! Ho! We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the light blue Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy. Oh No?!?!?

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...IM!...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!?????!!?????!!!!!!!!??????!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (song a blast) Maybe I'm just a kid
Maybe I just don't fit in
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to go now
I don't wanna go to school
But I don't get to make the rules
Too early, too early, too early, too early in the morning
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do something they don't want to do
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to be something, oh, why is that true?
Maybe I'm not so big
Maybe I just don't fit in
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for more now
And I don't wanna go to bed
There's so much going on in my head
Not tired, not tired, not tired, not tired right now
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do something they don't want to do
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to be something, oh, why is that true?
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to be something, let's have some fun
Na na na
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everyone, somebody, anyone
Has to grow up, let's have some fun

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (fight spongebob punch screams in agony knfie give bloods)
'''Fish:''' Noooo! My name's... not...FISH! (Fade out black)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is pink instead of red)

'''Mr. Krabs (pink):''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) Mr. Krabs turns red) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Episode Transcript: Your Shoe’s Untied

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Episode Article: [[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Painty]]
*[[Brown Eel]]
*[[Ween]]

==Dialogue==
'''(SpongeBob is happily watching sea-creatures on TV in his armchair in his pineapple) 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in! (Gets up to meet Patrick at the door) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet. 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our
captain's quarters, too! 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me? 

'''Patrick:''' Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow? 

'''Patrick:''' Gosh, probably not. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down on the couch and SpongeBob sets his foot on the couch arm) Pay close attention, Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...ubhh, you gotta...loop the...tuhh... 

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure you know how to do it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I? 

'''Patrick:''' Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the couch) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it. 

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the couch arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right? 

'''Patrick:''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots) 

'''Patrick:''' What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, aren't you late for something? 

'''Patrick:''' Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob! (Hurridly runs out the door) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy! (continues until Spongebob arrives at the Krusty Krab)

(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick:''' Well hiya, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet)
Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here. 

'''Squidward:''' (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to
the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! (makes 3 more Krabby Patties) Ta-da! A perfect patty. 

'''Squidward:''' Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it? 

'''Squidward:''' Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! 

'''Squidward:''' Then bring that patty here now! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his shoes across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved) 

'''Squidward:''' Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh! 

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Squidward! 

Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward) 

'''Squidward:''' Sponge... (patty enters his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes
another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him) 

'''Customer:''' What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly) 

'''Squidward''': I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears and absorbs it while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) 
Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone since he's Princess Peach) 

'''Customer:''' Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward? 

'''Squidward:''' It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBob peeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? Yes? Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Out with it, boy! What is it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I forgot how to tie my shoes. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) That's all? 

'''SpongeBob:''' So you'll show me how? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to [[Tom]]) 

SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Tom:''' Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Eel:''' Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Painty:''' Arr, I be just a painting of a head. 

'''SpongeBob:''' '''DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!!''' (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Did somebody say knot? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (eyes grow large) I did. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy
knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh... 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey) 

'''Monkey:''' Ohh, ohh! 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope) 

'''Rope:''' Pooooooop! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two
blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple) 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not now, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not in the mood, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone, Gary. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the
floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How
did you learn to do that? 

'''Song:''' "[[Loop dee Loop!]]"'''
Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah Cool!

==Airdate==
* This Episode Aired on November 2, 2000.

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Episode Article: [[Gary Takes a Bath (Episode)|Gary Takes a Bath]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (cameo)
*Hillbilly Girl (cameo)

==Dialogue==
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. (Gary winces) Come on, let's go get the water started. (Walks off but Gary doesn't move; SpongeBob with an angry face comes back) You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? (Cut to SpongeBob walking in with a spongey ball) Gary! Check out this new toy. (Throws the ball towards the tub) Fetch!..(toy boomerangs back to SpongeBob who gasps and reads the box) *New* Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. (throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits SpongeBob in the head; SpongeBob runs to Gary with a box of TNT on his chest) Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!... Please... (bomb explodes)... I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (random pictures come up a soap bar, a rubber duck, a running shower faucet, and a subliminal message girl picture appears) "I'm sorry you had to see that." (on the phone) Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's like your speaking some other language! (hangs up) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn. (flips Gary into the wall and breaks his shell) Hey Gare! How 'bout some leap frog? (a cane hits him in the head)... I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house! (Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then takes the dollar)(he starts tap dancing with his shoes, and punching his nose)... Ya-da-da-da... (stops tap dancing) That didn't work either, huh? (SpongeBob dresses as a pirate) Gary! Gary! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen,... 40. The treasure must be in here! (opens bathroom door) Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure chest. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub. (kicks the paint can) It's treasure. Look, dabloons. (shows 2 bars of soap) Don't
drop 'em... Look at this broach! (shows a rubber duck) 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': I don't really know what a snail would want with a broach. Now why don't you just get into the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful) Get in the tub! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub!! (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Get in the tub... (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) In the tub. (tries to throw Gary in the tub but is unsuccessful again) Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub or am I going to have to... (picks up Gary but both stick to the ceiling) Gary, could you... (one of Gary's eyes go back in and SpongeBob loses grip) Half make to stop!, Gary, no! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the tub). Alright, Gary, you
have duped and/or frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come to you. better, one your hard let chase. (absorbs all the water in the bathtub). Psst, Gary. Come on here. Bath delivery. Gary, get it. (SpongeBob spits water at Gary but misses). Come back, Gary. I have something to chair with you. (SpongeBob spits a lot of water at Gary but misses) Dishes more like it. (Gary flees out the door) Water you waiting for, Gary? Where It Is? 

'''Gary:''' (Meowing in a tree) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time to clean up your act, Gary. (spits out water at Gary but realizes screaming hand chase its a record playing Gary's meows fighting look in wait gary ladder) 

'''Gary:''' (takes the ladder off the tree) Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! You Bring that ladder back this instant. (the ladder falls) I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I am so the boss of you. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't you use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. (Gary slithers up to the mud puddle) What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister.(Gary stops) Do not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do you understand me? I am giving you to three seconds to get away from that mud puddle. Let make to number, Okay, One, two, two and a half...don't make me say three, four, five. We Did It!? (Gary leans over the puddle) Gary, Don't! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! (SpongeBob falls in the mud puddle). I'm a dirty boy.

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting behind my ears. (Gary smiles).

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