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Episode Transcript: Bumper to Bumper

2013-11-12T20:50:43Z

216.125.163.46:

<nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>This is a transcript for [[Bumper to Bumper (Episode)|Bumper to Bumper]].

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{{L|Frankie Billy|Once around the roundabout. ''[clears the roundabout]'' Left at the wall. ''[clears the brick wall]'' Over the Bump of Truth. ''[clears the bump]'' And finally, the flaming hoop! ''[clears the hoop, then crosses the finish line]'' Thank you, Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producting member of society. ''[exaggeratingly cheers]'' WOO-HOO! YEAH!!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[proudly]'' Oh, nothing brings me more joy than teaching. I can't wait to pass my next student.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters car excitingly]'' Hello, Mrs. Puff. I'm all set for my driving test. ''[Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor]'' Mrs. Puff, you OK?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Just start driving. ''[SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse]'' Turn this boat around immediately!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Right away, ma-am. ''[SpongeBob turns the wheel but goes around in circles knocking out all the traffic cones]'' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I have this under control... [pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp and the flaming hoop]''}}
{{L|''[setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]''}}
*'''Announcer:''' Next up, ''Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D''''.''
*
{{L|Teenage Fish #1|''[to Teenage Fish #2]'' Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D. }}
*'''Teenage Fish #2:''' Oh, yeah, right! ''[gets the two 3-D g''''lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]'''''
*'''Drunk Driver: '''Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! ''[laughs''''. ''''SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]''
*'''Teenage Fish #1 and #2: '''Wow!
*

{{L|Mrs. Puff|I think it's safe to say you have once again, failed your driving test!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[teenage fish laugh] ''Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I...
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''No buts, SpongeBob! You failed this test over and over. I'm beginning to believe your simply ''unteachable.'' ''[teenage fish laugh again] ''Now, get out of my sight.
*{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' Aah...Eee...III...I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff!}}
*''[SpongeBob runs off crying. Mrs. Puff is growling]''
*'''Teenage Fish #1: '''Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! ''[Mrs. Puff enlargens. She accidentally falls over on the teenage fish]''
*{{L|''[Mrs. Puff' house]''}}
*{{L|Mrs. Puff|If only SpongeBob could pass his boating test, he'd be out of my life once and for all. Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded of the consequences if I get too angry with the little nuisance. [there is a handcuff locked on her leg and it is beeping with a red light flashing on it] I can't even leave town without violating my parole. [groans] Ohh! If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. [eyes widen] Fear. That's the answer. SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course! So it would stand to reason that if he took the driving test somewhere else besides the driving course, he would pass! [goes outside and sees two cars drive by her house] Of course! The answer's been in front of me all along! I'll test SpongeBob on a real road and then he'll be out of my life forever! [laughs] Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?}}
*''[Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans.'' ''Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... ''[door knocks] ''Come back later-- I'm wallowing. [door knocks five times] Ehhh... ''[opens door. His eyes widen] ''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Good morning, SpongeBob!
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[gasps and runs] ''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''SpongeBob? SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob coughs. He is in the screen of the TV]'' SpongeBob!
*'''SpongeBob: '''I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight.
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.
*'''SpongeBob: '''Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm an... ''[Mrs. Puff turns the TV on "Mute"]''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us!
*''[Bubble transition over to the desert. Mrs. Puff is driving. SpongeBob sees two clams cawing] ''
*'''SpongeBob: '''Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''To overcome your fears, silly!
*''[They pass a skeleton pointing left and it falls apart]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''It's not working!
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Here we are!
*'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, where are we?
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' This old abandoded road is the perfect venue for your driving test.
*'''SpongeBob:''' DR-IVING TEST?!
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' That's right! You're free from all the distracting obsiticles on the boating course. ''[she stops the boat]'' Out here, there's nothing but the road. ''[gets out of the boat]'' Now, scooch over. ''[SpongeBob doesn't]'' Come on. Scooch over. ''[lifts up the seat and wiggles it until SpongeBob is behind the wheel]''
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[buckling his seatbelt]'' But Mrs. Puff, what about the fact that I'm unteachable?
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' Forget all about that. Out here, you can teach a hermet crab to boat.
■SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I'm still intimidated!
■Mrs. Puff: Listen. If you're nervous about boating, simply repeat the words: "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road." Got it?
■SpongeBob: O-o-okay. [takes the wheel] Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [gulp] Uh, focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [presses gas pedal, covers eyes] Focus on the road. [uncovers eyes] There is nothing but the road. Hey, look at me. I'm not crashing and stuff.
■Mrs. Puff: Wonderful! Keep that up and I'll have no choice but to pass you! Just repeat your mantra.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, the open intimidating road.
■[as he says this, they ride on a curved road]
■Mrs. Puff: Boating within the lines. [checks said rule off her list] Well done.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road. [activates turn signal, boat turns left] There is nothing but the road.
■Mrs. Puff: Finally using your turn signal, woohoo! [checks off "uses turn signals] Check.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road. [drives the boat on a circular road] There is nothing but the road.
■Mrs. Puff: Roundabout navigation, check!
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road! [presses gas pedal slightly harder, speeding the boat up]
■Mrs. Puff: Safe and steady acceleration, check! [checks off said rule]
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road... [drives the boat up a mountain] There is nothing but the road. [drives the boat through snow on top of the mountain and drives down it back to the road]
■[Mrs. Puff checks off "Vertical driving". SpongeBob continues repeating the mantra several times. He drives the boat over loopy roads and even under the road as well. He also makes the boat jump a gap, and even ducks under a garbage truck. A psychedelic moment of his driving begins: First, he drives on what looks like a mobius strip. Then he drives over a road with another SpongeBob under it. Then, he drives up a curvy road with a SpongeBob like face, which swallows the boat. The camera pans upward to a Saturn-like planet, and SpongeBob jumps out of the planet and drives along its ringlike road. The rings break and SpongeBob flies into the screen, acting like he's in a trance. The same goes with the boat driving into the screen, SpongeBob's head is at the bow. The boat drives around the inside of another SpongeBob, while at a real-life road. Finally, a skull rises, SpongeBob's mouth is in its eye sockets. Its road-tongue rolls out, and SpongeBob skates out, wearing boats as rollerskates. He jumps off, spins, and falls. Cut back to Mrs. Puff in reality]

■Mrs. Puff: Check...check...and...check! [pants] What is this?! [pants]
■[camera zooms to the only rule not checked off on Mrs. Puff's list: "Safely dock vessel]
■Mrs. Puff: Only one more test, and it's the easiest one yet. SpongeBob, all you have to do is safely dock this vessel.
■[camera widens to show SpongeBob, still repeating the mantra. He is sweating and drooling, and his eyes are hypno-like]
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [crashes through a "road closed" sign] Focus... [snaps out] on the...road? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROAD?!?
■Mrs. Puff: Calm down, SpongeBob. Listen: all you have to do is safely stop this vessel!
■SpongeBob: Uh...focus on the road, there is nothing but the road!
■Mrs. Puff: Just stop the boat!
■SpongeBob: Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasp] THE ROAD!
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, wait!
■[SpongeBob sends the boat airborne; the boat lands on a plain of rocks]
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBoooob!
■[the boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road]
■SpongeBob: That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. [a truck honks 2 times] It's a 10-lane Intertidal Seaway!! [the truck honks again for 2 seconds]
■SpongeBob: Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!
■Mrs. Puff: Stay calm, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob splats to the floor] SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB?! SPONGEBOB!!! Remember your mantra?
■SpongeBob: Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" [SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again] I can't even see the road! [SpongeBob shivers].
■Mrs. Puff: SPONGEBOB!!! Give me the wheel SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up. [Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him] Fiddlesticks!
■[the truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]
■Police Officer: Reckless drivers. I load reckless drivers. [the policer puts his helmet on and drives his motorcycle]
■Police Officer: Pull over you menace? [SpongeBob screams, Mrs. Puff is still driving with SpongeBob's arms]
■SpongeBob: Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?
■Police Officer: I said, stop your vessel.
■SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes. [SpongeBob drives away]
■Police Officer: Uh, we got us a runner.
■Mrs. Puff: Pull over SpongeBob. And make it quick. LOOK! [SpongeBob screams] NO!!
■[Mrs. Puff screams in the tunnel]
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob. Hit the brakes.
■SpongeBob: Huh? Oh. Okay.
■Mrs. Puff: Goodness gracious. There isn't a scratch on this vessel. SpongeBob? The test is history! You, you passed!! Here's your license! [SpongeBob smiles and sheds a tear] And I'm free!! Ha ha!

Episode Transcript: Bumper to Bumper

2013-11-04T20:48:45Z

216.125.163.46:

<nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>This is a transcript for [[Bumper to Bumper (Episode)|Bumper to Bumper]].

This transcript is not complete.

{{L|Frankie Billy|Once around the roundabout. ''[clears the roundabout]'' Left at the wall. ''[clears the brick wall]'' Over the Bump of Truth. ''[clears the bump]'' And finally, the flaming hoop! ''[clears the hoop, then crosses the finish line]'' Thank you, Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producting member of society. ''[exaggeratingly cheers]'' WOO-HOO! YEAH!!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[proudly]'' Oh, nothing brings me more joy than teaching. I can't wait to pass my next student.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters car excitingly]'' Hello, Mrs. Puff. I'm all set for my driving test. ''[Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor]'' Mrs. Puff, you OK?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Just start driving. ''[SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse]'' Turn this boat around immediately!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Right away, ma-am. ''[SpongeBob turns the wheel but goes around in circles knocking out all the traffic cones]'' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I have this under control... [pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp and the flaming hoop]''}}
{{L|''[setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]''}}
*'''Announcer:''' Next up, ''Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D''''.''
*
{{L|Teenage Fish #1|''[to Teenage Fish #2]'' Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D. }}
*'''Teenage Fish #2:''' Oh, yeah, right! ''[gets the two 3-D g''''lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]'''''
*'''Drunk Driver: '''Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! ''[laughs''''. ''''SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]''
*'''Teenage Fish #1 and #2: '''Wow!
*

{{L|Mrs. Puff|I think it's safe to say you have once again, failed your driving test!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[teenage fish laugh] ''Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I...
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''No buts, SpongeBob! You failed this test over and over. I'm beginning to believe your simply ''unteachable.'' ''[teenage fish laugh again] ''Now, get out of my sight.
*{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' Aah...Eee...III...I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff!}}
*''[SpongeBob runs off crying. Mrs. Puff is growling]''
*'''Teenage Fish #1: '''Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! ''[Mrs. Puff enlargens. She accidentally falls over on the teenage fish]''
*{{L|''[Mrs. Puff' house]''}}
*{{L|Mrs. Puff|If only SpongeBob could pass his boating test, he'd be out of my life once and for all. Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded of the consequences if I get too angry with the little nuisance. [there is a handcuff locked on her leg and it is beeping with a red light flashing on it] I can't even leave town without violating my parole. [groans] Ohh! If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. [eyes widen] Fear. That's the answer. SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course! So it would stand to reason that if he took the driving test somewhere else besides the driving course, he would pass! [goes outside and sees two cars drive by her house] Of course! The answer's been in front of me all along! I'll test SpongeBob on a real road and then he'll be out of my life forever! [laughs] Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?}}
*''[Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans.'' ''Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... ''[door knocks] ''Come back later-- I'm wallowing. [door knocks five times] Ehhh... ''[opens door. His eyes widen] ''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Good morning, SpongeBob!
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[gasps and runs] ''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''SpongeBob? SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob coughs. He is in the screen of the TV]'' SpongeBob!
*'''SpongeBob: '''I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight.
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.
*'''SpongeBob: '''Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm an... ''[Mrs. Puff turns the TV on "Mute"]''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us!
*''[Bubble transition over to the desert. Mrs. Puff is driving. SpongeBob sees two clams cawing] ''
*'''SpongeBob: '''Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''To overcome your fears, silly!
*''[They pass a skeleton pointing left and it falls apart]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''It's not working!
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Here we are!
*'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, where are we?
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' This old abandoded road is the perfect venue for your driving test.
*'''SpongeBob:''' DR-IVING TEST?!
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' That's right! You're free from all the distracting obsiticles on the boating course. ''[she stops the boat]'' Out here, there's nothing but the road. ''[gets out of the boat]'' Now, scooch over. ''[SpongeBob doesn't]'' Come on. Scooch over. ''[lifts up the seat and wiggles it until SpongeBob is behind the wheel]''
■SpongeBob: [buckling his seatbelt] But Mrs. Puff, what about the fact that I'm unteachable?
■Mrs. Puff: Forget all about that. Out here, you can teach a hermet crab to boat.
■SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I'm still intimidated!
■Mrs. Puff: Listen. If you're nervous about boating, simply repeat the words: "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road." Got it?
■SpongeBob: O-o-okay. [takes the wheel] Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [gulp] Uh, focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [presses gas pedal, covers eyes] Focus on the road. [uncovers eyes] There is nothing but the road. Hey, look at me. I'm not crashing and stuff.
■Mrs. Puff: Wonderful! Keep that up and I'll have no choice but to pass you! Just repeat your mantra.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, the open intimidating road.
■[as he says this, they ride on a curved road]
■Mrs. Puff: Boating within the lines. [checks said rule off her list] Well done.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road. [activates turn signal, boat turns left] There is nothing but the road.
■Mrs. Puff: Finally using your turn signal, woohoo! [checks off "uses turn signals] Check.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road. [drives the boat on a circular road] There is nothing but the road.
■Mrs. Puff: Roundabout navigation, check!
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road! [presses gas pedal slightly harder, speeding the boat up]
■Mrs. Puff: Safe and steady acceleration, check! [checks off said rule]
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road... [drives the boat up a mountain] There is nothing but the road. [drives the boat through snow on top of the mountain and drives down it back to the road]
■[Mrs. Puff checks off "Vertical driving". SpongeBob continues repeating the mantra several times. He drives the boat over loopy roads and even under the road as well. He also makes the boat jump a gap, and even ducks under a garbage truck. A psychedelic moment of his driving begins: First, he drives on what looks like a mobius strip. Then he drives over a road with another SpongeBob under it. Then, he drives up a curvy road with a SpongeBob like face, which swallows the boat. The camera pans upward to a Saturn-like planet, and SpongeBob jumps out of the planet and drives along its ringlike road. The rings break and SpongeBob flies into the screen, acting like he's in a trance. The same goes with the boat driving into the screen, SpongeBob's head is at the bow. The boat drives around the inside of another SpongeBob, while at a real-life road. Finally, a skull rises, SpongeBob's mouth is in its eye sockets. Its road-tongue rolls out, and SpongeBob skates out, wearing boats as rollerskates. He jumps off, spins, and falls. Cut back to Mrs. Puff in reality]

■Mrs. Puff: Check...check...and...check! [pants] What is this?! [pants]
■[camera zooms to the only rule not checked off on Mrs. Puff's list: "Safely dock vessel]
■Mrs. Puff: Only one more test, and it's the easiest one yet. SpongeBob, all you have to do is safely dock this vessel.
■[camera widens to show SpongeBob, still repeating the mantra. He is sweating and drooling, and his eyes are hypno-like]
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [crashes through a "road closed" sign] Focus... [snaps out] on the...road? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROAD?!?
■Mrs. Puff: Calm down, SpongeBob. Listen: all you have to do is safely stop this vessel!
■SpongeBob: Uh...focus on the road, there is nothing but the road!
■Mrs. Puff: Just stop the boat!
■SpongeBob: Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasp] THE ROAD!
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, wait!
■[SpongeBob sends the boat airborne; the boat lands on a plain of rocks]
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBoooob!
■[the boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road]
■SpongeBob: That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. [a truck honks 2 times] It's a 10-lane Intertidal Seaway!! [the truck honks again for 2 seconds]
■SpongeBob: Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!
■Mrs. Puff: Stay calm, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob splats to the floor] SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB?! SPONGEBOB!!! Remember your mantra?
■SpongeBob: Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" [SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again] I can't even see the road! [SpongeBob shivers].
■Mrs. Puff: SPONGEBOB!!! Give me the wheel SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up. [Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him] Fiddlesticks!
■[the truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]
■Police Officer: Reckless drivers. I load reckless drivers. [the policer puts his helmet on and drives his motorcycle]
■Police Officer: Pull over you menace? [SpongeBob screams, Mrs. Puff is still driving with SpongeBob's arms]
■SpongeBob: Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?
■Police Officer: I said, stop your vessel.
■SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes. [SpongeBob drives away]
■Police Officer: Uh, we got us a runner.
■Mrs. Puff: Pull over SpongeBob. And make it quick. LOOK! [SpongeBob screams] NO!!
■[Mrs. Puff screams in the tunnel]
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob. Hit the brakes.
■SpongeBob: Huh? Oh. Okay.
■Mrs. Puff: Goodness gracious. There isn't a scratch on this vessel. SpongeBob? The test is history! You, you passed!! Here's your license! [SpongeBob smiles and sheds a tear] And I'm free!! Ha ha!

Episode Transcript: Walking The Plankton

2013-11-04T20:46:30Z

216.125.163.46:

*''[Plankton, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick gather at SpongeBob's pineapple] ''

*'''Plankton:''' ''[laughs]'' Salutations, puny mortals! I am the great genie of the slide carousel! WHOOOO! Endorse my vacation slides or I shall grant you three miseries!

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, it's supposed to be three wishes.

*'''Plankton:''' Silence, red one! Withstand my slides!

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[sighs]''

*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[happily]'' Yaay!

*'''Plankton:''' ''[Plankton turns on the projector but gets launched back by the slide and gets burnt by the light]'' AAAAGHHH!! ''[Plankton jumps up, destroys the projector and spills slides everywhere]''

*'''SpongeBob:''' Everything okay in here, oh great genie?

*'''Plankton:''' What are you, mocking me, kid? Of course everything's not okay. I can't show my slides!

*'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that's not the can-do spirit. ''[SpongeBob takes the projector light and sticks it in one of his holes. He picks up one of the slides with his tongue and places it in front of the light. Now the slide is visible]''

*'''Plankton:''' Now we're cooking with blubber! My second honeymoon, it started out as any romantic getaway would. With five days of round-the-clock surveillance...

*''[cuts to Plankton watching through his telescope as the mailman tip-toes up to the Krusty Krab mailbox and tries as quietly as possible to put the letter into the mailbox]''

*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob bashes through the front doors of the Krusty Krab]'' Woah! ''[He takes out the letter]'' Oooh, a letter! Thank you, Mr. Mailman!

*'''Mailman:''' ''[Annoying]'' Oh, if I weren't already on parole.

*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob crashes through the roof of the Krusty Krab with the letter between his feet]'' Ha ha ha ha! Mail call! ''[SpongeBob opens the letter with his teeth and gives it to Mr. Krabs]''

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' That-a-boy! Ar ar ar ar! ''[He reads the letter]'' It's free tickets!

*'''SpongeBob:''' Free tickets to what, Mr. Krabs? ''[He reads the letter out loud]'' You and a guest have won a week of relaxation on a luxury ocean cruise ship!

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wohoo! Works for me! ''[Mr. Krabs grabs his suitcases]'' Gentlemen, I'm leaving you in-charge! See you when I see ya!

*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob looks at the letter again]'' Oh, Mr. Krabs, this says you and a guest!

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[He stops]'' Well, I suppose I could make that extra ticket available to, say, who ever is to be me man-servant?

*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob picks up Mr. Krabs' bags]'' Right this way, sir! ''[They exit the Krusty Krab]''

*'''Plankton:''' ''[Looking through his telescope]'' You might as well hand over that secret formula right now, 'cause once you shove off it's as good as mine! Ha ha ha! What in sea-bottoms?!

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[To SpongeBob]'' Now look here, boy. I'm bringing along the secret formuler as a precation, just in case our absence proves to tempin' to a certain one-eyed creepy-crawly.

*'''Plankton:''' Well played, Krabs, well played indeed. But, as usual, this one-eyed creepy-crawly is one step ahead of you! ''[Plankton pulls down a chart]'' You can't beat Plan B, you can't beat it! Ah, this is going to be so sweet! Karen, we are going on a luxury cruise!

*'''Karen the Computer:''' A cruise, just the two of us?! Oh, Plankton! ''[She cries out of joy but soon stops]'' Hey, if this is another scheme to steal the secret formula, you can leave me home!

*'''Plankton:''' No, of course not! ''[He gets rid of the chart]'' Just think of it as our second honeymoon.

*'''Karen:''' Don't you have to have a first honeymoon before you embark on a second?

*'''Plankton:''' Why don't I bump those vacation settings up a sminch? ''[Plankton turns up Karen's vacation settings]''

*'''Karen:''' Oh, Plankton, this second honeymoon is gonna be so great!

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2013-11-04T20:35:37Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 38:Stalling */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Peep and Max are staying===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Max, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Peep and Max TV show!" (Looks out the window and sees Johnny, Ferb, Dukey, Phineas and Perry arrive) Guess how's there.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' (Gasps) No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Commander Bristle:''' So, it is time to do...

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Well, what happened?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' I didn't know.

'''Announcer:''' ...seven...

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Peep:''' Oh, no!

'''Max:''' That's it!

'''Announcer:''' ...four...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Peep:''' Stop!

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' Let's do it!

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Right on!

'''Commander Bristle:''' All right, men. Hold it. 'Cause we've gotta stick together.

'''Max:''' Noooooooooo! Stop it!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

Paramount Pictures logo and Nickelodeon Movies logo.

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 14:Accused */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2013-11-01T15:39:55Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!

*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''

*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]''

*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

*'''Captain:''' Where is it?

*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''

*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]''

*'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2013-10-29T19:50:38Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence) */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!

*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''

*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]''

*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

*'''Captain:''' Where is it?

*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''

*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]''

*'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''

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2013-10-29T19:47:55Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2013-10-29T19:42:57Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence) */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]''

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]''

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2013-10-29T19:27:55Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence) */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2013-10-29T19:25:09Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 9: Theft of the crown */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Peep and Max are staying===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Max, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Peep and Max TV show!" (Looks out the window and sees Johnny, Ferb, Dukey, Phineas and Perry arrive) Guess how's there.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' (Gasps) No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Commander Bristle:''' So, it is time to do...

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Well, what happened?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' I didn't know.

'''Announcer:''' ...seven...

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Peep:''' Oh, no!

'''Max:''' That's it!

'''Announcer:''' ...four...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Peep:''' Stop!

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' Let's do it!

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Right on!

'''Commander Bristle:''' All right, men. Hold it. 'Cause we've gotta stick together.

'''Max:''' Noooooooooo! Stop it!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Peep and Max are staying===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Max, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Peep and Max TV show!" (Looks out the window and sees Johnny, Ferb, Dukey, Phineas and Perry arrive) Guess how's there.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' (Gasps) No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

Paramount Pictures logo and Nickelodeon Movies logo.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2013-10-21T15:32:34Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

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Squid Baby (Episode)

2013-10-17T19:27:54Z

216.125.163.46: /* Radio */

{{EpInfo|Squid Baby|Titlecard Squid Baby.jpg|181b|9/2012|September 3, 2012|License to Milkshake|Little Yellow Book}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
|}

'''Squid Baby''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 9|Season 9]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star]]

==Summary==
A head injury has Squidward thinking he is a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him.

==Radio==
'''Determinator:''' A few droplets gently cast gate over your body.
'''Squidward:''' Oh, yeah!
'''Determinator:''' Visualize yourself in a provate grotto. Focus on your preseptions on the neighbor-stroner, as a stothin' nature.
'''Patrick:''' Huh.
'''Squidward:''' Huh?
'''Determinator:''' You are one with nature.
'''Squidward:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(SpongeBob and Patrick giggle)
'''Squidward:''' What the...

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Squid Baby|Transcript for Squid Baby]

{{Season9}}

[[Category:Episode]]

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2013-10-17T19:21:01Z

216.125.163.46:

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:'''Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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Episode Transcript: Clams

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==Characters==
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Old Blue Lips]]
*[[Scooter]]

==Dialogue==
Scooter: Uhh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? 

Squidward: I like neither. Can I take your order? 

Scooter: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? 

Squidward: No. What will you have? 

Scooter: Well, uhh, what’s your vote on the kelp... 

Squidward: Sir, let’s just get this out of the way. I hate everything on the menu! Now what do you want? 

'''SpongeBob''': (pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window) Psst, try the coral bits. 

Scooter: Uhh, I’ll try the coral bits. 

Squidward: That will be one dollar. (rings up one dollar then a siren goes off) 

Scooter: What’s going on? 

Squidward: Something stupid, I’m sure. (alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing
music. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office) 

Mr. Krabs: Yippee! (kisses the customer and Squidward. Takes the dollar and rubs it all over himself) Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! 

Squidward: See? I told you. 

'''SpongeBob''': What’s wrong with Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: (runs over to the counter) Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is? 

Squidward: A very dirty dollar? 

Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I
got mine. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar! 

Scooter: Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win? 

Mr. Krabs: Nothing, now get out! 

Scooter: Uhh, what? 

Mr. Krabs: Get out! Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! (pushes everyone out the door) Me millionth dollar. 

'''SpongeBob''': Congratulations, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you comes around
maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you on a trip. 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, a trip! 

Squidward: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs. Where we going, Fancy Springs? (scene cuts to the three of them in a pool) 

Mr. Krabs: No. 

Squidward: Pamper Island? (scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach) 

Mr. Krabs: Try again. 

Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? (scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing) 

Mr. Krabs: Better than that! (scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat as Squidward's smile turns to a glare) 

Squidward: Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat on
a filthy lagoon? You call this fun? 

Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a
few clams then throw them back. Don’t you think that’s fun? 

Squidward: No. (takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair) And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now. 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me? 

Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you? 

'''SpongeBob''': Ok! (SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward’s magazine. SpongeBob brins his line forward
and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair)

Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon) SpongeBob, be
careful with... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams then walks up to Mr. Krabs)
Ok, I’ve had enough. 

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. (SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to
Squidward) Sure the lad’s a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don’t
bring anything on a boat that you ain’t prepared to lose! (laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs millionth dollar into the
lagoon) Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in
before I keelhaul ya. (music plays) Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can’t you hear the music? That’s a 4/4 string
ostinato in D minor. Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it’s too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music’s
getting faster! (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are ya
stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim
faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': Here she comes. (Mr. Krabs begs, SpongeBob reels the dollar in) She made it! 

Mr. Krabs: (holds up the dollar and cheers) For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! (ominous orchestra music plays
again. A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar, swam away and it's gone forever and Mr. Krabs starts crying) 

Squidward: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, you’re never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! (bawling) I lost
me dollar and I’ll never get it back. Never, never, never, never, never... 

'''SpongeBob''': I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. (Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying) 

Squidward: Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. (Mr. Krabs is blubbering) Mr. Krabs, it's
just a stupid dollar. (continues blubbering. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth) For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up!
(Mr. Krabs’ eyes fill up the tears) Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is stil wailing) Mr. Krabs. (He leaks out tears like water faucets, wailing and crying) Ok, ok, Mr. Krabs, we’ll help you get your dollar back!
(Mr. Krabs throws his thumb away that he was sucking on) 

Mr. Krabs: You will? Great! Wait right here. (runs off to get some items. Comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on)
Here’s where clam fishing gets serious! (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob
and Squidward are on the lower deck) Ok, you boys man the fishing poles and I’ll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip. 

'''SpongeBob''': (salutes) Aye aye, captain! 

Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. (Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene
cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs) 

Squidward: That’s it, I’m finished! We’ve been here for three days and haven’t gotten a nibble. This is hopeless! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, and I’ve got to get home to feed Gary. (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home) 

Squidward: We’re gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. (takes a dollar out of his wallet)
Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh? 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I get ya. (jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area)

SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar)
Look what we’ve got! 

Mr. Krabs: (jumps down and gasps) Could it be? (takes the dollar) Me millionth dollar? (starts cheering again as well as
SpongeBob and Squidward) Whoo-hoo! (stops dancing) Wait a minute... (rubs the dollar back and forth) This isn't me
millionth dollar. (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn
slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. (shows dollar bill just like described) 

'''SpongeBob''': (Holding a blue make-up kit) Actually, it's Coral Blue number t...(Squidward hits him with the fishing pole) 

Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can’t believe me own crew would betray me like this. (cries)

Squidward: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.

Mr. Krabs: I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward. 

Squidward: You’re kidding? 

'''SpongeBob''': Woo! Is it another fishing trip? 

Mr. Krabs: No, it’s this sandwich. (nails the sandwich to a pole) 

Squidward: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich? 

Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. (throws the other sandwiches into the water) The sandwich. 

Squidward: Whatever. We’ve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat. 

Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back. 

Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?! 

'''SpongeBob''': What do you mean? 

Squidward: Just look at him. (pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the
words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it)

'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, he’s lost something near and dear to him. Haven’t you... 

Squidward: Look again. (Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling) 

'''SpongeBob''': You’re right. How do we get out of here? 

Squidward: If we’re real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat. 

'''SpongeBob''': Ok. (both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up) 

Mr. Krabs: So, you thought you’d skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you’re
thinking. "It’s just a dump old dollar. Let’s just leave the old man. He won’t notice." (sobs) Well, it’s not going down
like that. There’s only one use for a backstabbing crew like you. (scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat.
SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait. 

Squidward: You’re crazy. If that clam didn’t come before, what makes you think he’ll come now? 

Mr. Krabs: (dressed up as a conductor) Oh, he’ll come. (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous
music) 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I’m talking about when I say...you are
completely out of your mind! (Mr. Krabs giggles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line)
Get us out of here! 

Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! (SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant
clam) Keep thrashing! He likes it! (both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast) Come on, boy! Closer.
Closer. Almost there. (giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue) That’s it! (closes the doors to cause the music to stop.
The giant clam stops in mid-air of eating SpongeBob and Squidward and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar) Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I
finally got it! (rubs his dollar on himself) I finally got me millionth dollar! (cabin doors open to play the ominous
music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the
conductor takes a bow) 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. Why couldn’t it have been me?! 

Squidward: Yes, why couldn’t it have been you? (both cry) 

'''SpongeBob''': Why did he have to go like this, why? 

Squidward: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot? (both cry loudly) 

Mr. Krabs: Hello, boys! 

SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs' head is above the water) 

Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... (holds his millionth dollar up) ...me millionth dollar? (chuckles) 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, how did you get it back? 

Mr. Krabs: It wasn’t easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade. 

'''SpongeBob''': What did you give him? (Mr. Krabs jumps up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm) 

Mr. Krabs: Nothing important. (laughs)

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2013-10-15T19:41:07Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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2013-10-15T19:39:59Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 14:Accused */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)

'''Narator:''' Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:'''Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Not ''in'' something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' Yes.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' He's right.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) That's me.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

Paramount Pictures logo and Nickelodeon Movies logo.

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Oww! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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2013-10-15T19:34:03Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. (Eyes turn to dollar signs) He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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2013-10-15T19:32:48Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 9: Theft of the crown */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah, Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. (Eyes turn to dollar signs) He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Episode Transcript: Bumper to Bumper

2013-10-15T19:30:13Z

216.125.163.46:

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{{L|Frankie Billy|Once around the roundabout. ''[clears the roundabout]'' Left at the wall. ''[clears the brick wall]'' Over the Bump of Truth. ''[clears the bump]'' And finally, the flaming hoop! ''[clears the hoop, then crosses the finish line]'' Thank you, Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producting member of society. ''[exaggeratingly cheers]'' WOO-HOO! YEAH!!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[proudly]'' Oh, nothing brings me more joy than teaching. I can't wait to pass my next student.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters car excitingly]'' Hello, Mrs. Puff. I'm all set for my driving test. ''[Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor]'' Mrs. Puff, you OK?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Just start driving. ''[SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse]'' Turn this boat around immediately!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Right away, ma-am. ''[SpongeBob turns the wheel but goes around in circles knocking out all the traffic cones]'' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I have this under control... [pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp and the flaming hoop]''}}
{{L|''[setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]''}}
*'''Announcer:''' Next up, ''Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D''''.''
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{{L|Teenage Fish #1|''[to Teenage Fish #2]'' Hey, dude, pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be, like, in 3D. }}
*'''Teenage Fish #2:''' Oh, yeah, right! ''[gets the two 3-D g''''lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]'''''
*'''Drunk Driver: '''Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! ''[laughs''''. ''''SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]''
*'''Teenage Fish #1 and #2: '''Wow!
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|I think it's safe to say you have once again, failed your driving test!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[teenage fish laugh] ''Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I...
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''No buts, SpongeBob! You failed this test over and over. I'm beginning to believe your simply ''unteachable.'' ''[teenage fish laugh again] ''Now, get out of my sight.
*{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' Aah...Eee...III...I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff!}}
*''[SpongeBob runs off crying. Mrs. Puff is growling]''
*'''Teenage Fish #1: '''Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! ''[Mrs. Puff enlargens. She accidentally falls over on the teenage fish]''
*{{L|''[Mrs. Puff' house]''}}
*{{L|Mrs. Puff|If only SpongeBob could pass his boating test, he'd be out of my life once and for all. Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded of the consequences if I get too angry with the little nuisance. [there is a handcuff locked on her leg and it is beeping with a red light flashing on it] I can't even leave town without violating my parole. [groans] Ohh! If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. [eyes widen] Fear. That's the answer. SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course! So it would stand to reason that if he took the driving test somewhere else besides the driving course, he would pass! [goes outside and sees two cars drive by her house] Of course! The answer's been in front of me all along! I'll test SpongeBob on a real road and then he'll be out of my life forever! [laughs] Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?}}
*''[Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans.'' ''Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... ''[door knocks] ''Come back later-- I'm wallowing. [door knocks five times] Ehhh... ''[opens door. His eyes widen] ''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Good morning, SpongeBob!
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[gasps and runs] ''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''SpongeBob? SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob coughs. He is in the screen of the TV]'' SpongeBob!
*'''SpongeBob: '''I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight.
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.
*'''SpongeBob: '''Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm an... ''[Mrs. Puff turns the TV on "Mute"]''
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us!
*''[Bubble transition over to the desert. Mrs. Puff is driving. SpongeBob sees two clams cawing] ''
*'''SpongeBob: '''Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''To overcome your fears, silly!
*''[They pass a skeleton pointing left and it falls apart]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''It's not working!
*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Here we are!
*'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, where are we?
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' This old abandoded road is the perfect venue for your driving test.
*'''SpongeBob:''' DR-IVING TEST?!
*'''Mrs. Puff:''' That's right! You're free from all the distracting obsiticles on the boating course. ''[she stops the boat]''
Out here, there's nothing but the road. [gets out of the boat] Now, scooch over. [SpongeBob doesn't] Come on. Scooch over. [lifts up the seat and wiggles it until SpongeBob is behind the wheel]
■SpongeBob: [buckling his seatbelt] But Mrs. Puff, what about the fact that I'm unteachable?
■Mrs. Puff: Forget all about that. Out here, you can teach a hermet crab to boat.
■SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I'm still intimidated!
■Mrs. Puff: Listen. If you're nervous about boating, simply repeat the words: "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road." Got it?
■SpongeBob: O-o-okay. [takes the wheel] Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [gulp] Uh, focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [presses gas pedal, covers eyes] Focus on the road. [uncovers eyes] There is nothing but the road. Hey, look at me. I'm not crashing and stuff.
■Mrs. Puff: Wonderful! Keep that up and I'll have no choice but to pass you! Just repeat your mantra.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, the open intimidating road.
■[as he says this, they ride on a curved road]
■Mrs. Puff: Boating within the lines. [checks said rule off her list] Well done.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road. [activates turn signal, boat turns left] There is nothing but the road.
■Mrs. Puff: Finally using your turn signal, woohoo! [checks off "uses turn signals] Check.
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road. [drives the boat on a circular road] There is nothing but the road.
■Mrs. Puff: Roundabout navigation, check!
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road! [presses gas pedal slightly harder, speeding the boat up]
■Mrs. Puff: Safe and steady acceleration, check! [checks off said rule]
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road... [drives the boat up a mountain] There is nothing but the road. [drives the boat through snow on top of the mountain and drives down it back to the road]
■[Mrs. Puff checks off "Vertical driving". SpongeBob continues repeating the mantra several times. He drives the boat over loopy roads and even under the road as well. He also makes the boat jump a gap, and even ducks under a garbage truck. A psychedelic moment of his driving begins: First, he drives on what looks like a mobius strip. Then he drives over a road with another SpongeBob under it. Then, he drives up a curvy road with a SpongeBob like face, which swallows the boat. The camera pans upward to a Saturn-like planet, and SpongeBob jumps out of the planet and drives along its ringlike road. The rings break and SpongeBob flies into the screen, acting like he's in a trance. The same goes with the boat driving into the screen, SpongeBob's head is at the bow. The boat drives around the inside of another SpongeBob, while at a real-life road. Finally, a skull rises, SpongeBob's mouth is in its eye sockets. Its road-tongue rolls out, and SpongeBob skates out, wearing boats as rollerskates. He jumps off, spins, and falls. Cut back to Mrs. Puff in reality]

■Mrs. Puff: Check...check...and...check! [pants] What is this?! [pants]
■[camera zooms to the only rule not checked off on Mrs. Puff's list: "Safely dock vessel]
■Mrs. Puff: Only one more test, and it's the easiest one yet. SpongeBob, all you have to do is safely dock this vessel.
■[camera widens to show SpongeBob, still repeating the mantra. He is sweating and drooling, and his eyes are hypno-like]
■SpongeBob: Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road. [crashes through a "road closed" sign] Focus... [snaps out] on the...road? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROAD?!?
■Mrs. Puff: Calm down, SpongeBob. Listen: all you have to do is safely stop this vessel!
■SpongeBob: Uh...focus on the road, there is nothing but the road!
■Mrs. Puff: Just stop the boat!
■SpongeBob: Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasp] THE ROAD!
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, wait!
■[SpongeBob sends the boat airborne; the boat lands on a plain of rocks]
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBoooob!
■[the boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road]
■SpongeBob: That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. [a truck honks 2 times] It's a 10-lane Intertidal Seaway!! [the truck honks again for 2 seconds]
■SpongeBob: Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!
■Mrs. Puff: Stay calm, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob splats to the floor] SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB?! SPONGEBOB!!! Remember your mantra?
■SpongeBob: Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" [SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again] I can't even see the road! [SpongeBob shivers].
■Mrs. Puff: SPONGEBOB!!! Give me the wheel SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up. [Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him] Fiddlesticks!
■[the truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]
■Police Officer: Reckless drivers. I load reckless drivers. [the policer puts his helmet on and drives his motorcycle]
■Police Officer: Pull over you menace? [SpongeBob screams, Mrs. Puff is still driving with SpongeBob's arms]
■SpongeBob: Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?
■Police Officer: I said, stop your vessel.
■SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes. [SpongeBob drives away]
■Police Officer: Uh, we got us a runner.
■Mrs. Puff: Pull over SpongeBob. And make it quick. LOOK! [SpongeBob screams] NO!!
■[Mrs. Puff screams in the tunnel]
■Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob. Hit the brakes.
■SpongeBob: Huh? Oh. Okay.
■Mrs. Puff: Goodness gracious. There isn't a scratch on this vessel. SpongeBob? The test is history! You, you passed!! Here's your license! [SpongeBob smiles and sheds a tear] And I'm free!! Ha ha!

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2013-10-01T19:38:33Z

216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful!

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Oww! Where am I, in Crazytown?! I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown lifted off and are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' '''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His care is towed away on a small police car as the citizens of Bikini Bottom and King Neptune glare at Plankton one last time before walking off into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!''' (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

Paramount Pictures logo and Nickelodeon Movies logo.

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==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens)

'''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.

'''Fish #2:''' What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:'''Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion.

(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)

(Setting:Bathroom)

'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

(Squidward interrupts him, and covers himself)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===

'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Breaking City/Game Show Host/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.
(Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
'''Men #1:''' The city is began to thire around the world.
'''Men #3:''' And the city is an town of criminal crime.
'''Men #4:''' And the little time will begin countdown.
'''Men #2:''' And the time will begin in 5 hours.
'''Male voice:''' Welcome to the city game. The city game is open a day. Here's your host, Johnny Deny.
'''Johnny Deny:''' Welcome to the city game. (cheers) Let's meet the contestans right now. (all laughing)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' A to Y?

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' What about Z.

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' Oh, boy.

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it! At the End it said ''Plankton! You'll Get Neptune's Crown.'') It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Not ''in'' something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' Yes.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' He's right.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob( Thinking) :''' That's me.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a complete fool of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers "It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen") The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers " It's getting worse because you're repeating everything I say into the microphone") And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh! For crying out loud! SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Lenny:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Steve:''' Wing nut.

'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK! That's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

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'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah, Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' Waaaaaaaaaiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

(All three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 11:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime?! (Eyes turn to dollar signs) HE'S GOT MONEY'!!*

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 12:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) fi--ve.
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful!

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown?! I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown lifted off and are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' '''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid! Heh heh heh! A ''stupid'' kid! (Plankton, his slaves and Neptune laughed)

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune---

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: a kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode D. Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball and a wing nut and a Knucklehead McSpartzon...!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' ...But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' ...I'm...I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) NOOOOOOOO!!! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Hah!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow!

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll!
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to---!(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His care is towed away on a small police car as the citizens of Bikini Bottom and King Neptune glare at Plankton one last time before walking off into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!'''

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful!

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown?! I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown lifted off and are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' '''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid! Heh heh heh! A ''stupid'' kid! (Plankton, his slaves and Neptune laughed)

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune---

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: a kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode D. Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball and a wing nut and a Knucklehead McSpartzon...!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' ...But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' ...I'm...I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) NOOOOOOOO!!! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Hah!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow!

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll!
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to---!(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His care is towed away on a small police car as the citizens of Bikini Bottom and King Neptune glare at Plankton one last time before walking off into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!'''

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

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216.125.163.46: /* Dialogue */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah, Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' Waaaaaaaaaiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

(All three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 11:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime?! (Eyes turn to dollar signs) HE'S GOT MONEY'!!*

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 12:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) fi--ve.
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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216.125.163.46: /* Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful!

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown?! I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Commander Bristle:''' So, it is time to do...

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Well, what happened?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' I didn't know.

'''Announcer:''' ...seven...

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Peep:''' Oh, no!

'''Max:''' That's it!

'''Announcer:''' ...four...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!

'''Peep:''' Stop!

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' Let's do it!

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Right on!

'''Commander Bristle:''' All right, men. Hold it. 'Cause we've gotta stick together.

'''Max:''' Noooooooooo! Stop it!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown lifted off and are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' '''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid! Heh heh heh! A ''stupid'' kid! (Plankton, his slaves and Neptune laughed)

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune---

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: a kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode D. Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball and a wing nut and a Knucklehead McSpartzon...!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' ...But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' ...I'm...I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) NOOOOOOOO!!!
(Then SpongeBob turns right and zap all the helmets off)

'''Fish:''' Yay!

'''Both:''' Ah!

(SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off)(Then cheers for everybody, and crowds for everybody)

'''Plankton:''' My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Hah!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow!

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll!
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to---!(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His care is towed away on a small police car as the citizens of Bikini Bottom and King Neptune glare at Plankton one last time before walking off into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!'''

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

Paramount Pictures logo and Nickelodeon Movies logo.

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216.125.163.46: /* Dialogue */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah, Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' Waaaaaaaaaiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

(All three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 11:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime?! (Eyes turn to dollar signs) HE'S GOT MONEY'!!*

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 12:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) fi--ve.
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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216.125.163.46: /* Dialogue */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah, Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' Waaaaaaaaaiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

(All three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 11:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime?! (Eyes turn to dollar signs) HE'S GOT MONEY'!!*

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 12:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' My pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) fi--ve.
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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==Dialogue==
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
'''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)

===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
'''French Narrator:''' Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...

(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)

'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens)

'''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.

'''Fish #2:''' What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')

'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!)

===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
(Continues from dream)
'''SpongeBob:'''Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
'''Gary:''' Meow.
'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!

===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

(Setting:Bathroom)
'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,

'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...

(Squidward interrupts him, and covers himself)
'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)

'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.

'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)

===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.
(Krabs has a big grin on his face)
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)

'''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' A to Y?

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' What about Z.

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' Oh, boy.

'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it! At the End it said ''Plankton! You'll Get Neptune's Crown.'') It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''Eww, I think I stepped in something.

(Tries to scrape Plankton off)

'''Plankton:''' Not ''in'' something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===

(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' Yes.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' He's right.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
'''SpongeBob( Thinking) :''' That's me.
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a complete fool of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers "It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen") The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers " It's getting worse because you're repeating everything I say into the microphone") And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Fish:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Fish:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Fish:''' Wing nut.

'''Old Fish:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

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