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Where’s Gary? (DVD)

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| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4 and Season 3
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| '''Language:''' || English
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| ''Release Date:'' || 1.05.2007
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'''Where's Gary''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 5 episodes from Season 3 and Season 4.

==Episode List==
===Season 3===
*[[The Great Snail Race]]
===Season 4===
*[[Have You Seen This Snail?(remixed song of gary come home)]]
*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*[[Skill Crane(party mix)]]
*[[Good Neighbors(karaoke version with lyrics ]]

*bonus features
*the original song of gary come home

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Episode Transcript: Krab Borg

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Episode Article: [[Krab Borg]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of "Night of the Robot." (TV shows a guy running from a bot. SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn) 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on. 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. (scene cuts to SpongeBob
lying in his bed, whimpering and shivering) What if Mom is a robot? What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? What if Gary is a
robot? Gary? (Gary is sleeping) Psst, Gary? Gere-Bear? (pokes Gary's eye, causing him to wake up) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. (goes to sleep. Dreams about running
from the robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob in the kitchen,
panting) Robot! Oh my gosh! (robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket) Huh? (chuckles
nervously) 

Mr. Krabs: How about a little music to count me money to? (turns on the radio that is next to him) 

Radio DJ: And now for the #1 song in Bikini Bottom: "Electric Zoo." (tehcno beat is heard) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's
music. (scene cuts to kitchen. A buzzer goes off) I surrender! Oh. 

Squidward: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob screams. His hat flies onto Squidward's nose) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? 

Squidward: (takes off the hat and puts it back on SpongeBob’s head) I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, I'm waiting for #17's order! 

SpongeBob: #17 -- (holds up a tray with food) Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Gary if he was a robot! Pretty
funny, huh? 

Squidward: (sarcastically) Hilarious. Just deliver the food. 

SpongeBob: (delivers the food to the customer) There you go! Enjoy your...say, you're not a robot, are you? 

Customer: No, I'm not. 

SpongeBob: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere. Back to work! (walks by Mr. Krabs' office) 

Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged! 

SpongeBob: That sounds like Mr. Krabs. (peeks in the window) 

Mr. Krabs: Come on, little buddy, play it again. (shakes his radio) Please? One more time, for me. 

SpongeBob: That was strange. Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged". (laughs) If I didn't
know better, I'd say he was... (scene zooms in on SpongeBob) ...a robot. Nah. 

Mr. Krabs: (calls the radio station) Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. 

Radio DJ: Hmmm...which one, man? 

Mr. Krabs: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."

Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop." 

Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo, boo-boo-bop? Bee-boo-boo-bop? Boo-boo-bee-bop? Not "bee-boo-boo-beep"? Bop? Beep?! Boo-boo-bop!
(SpongeBob screams) 

SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... (scene zooms in on
him) ...a robot? Nah. (peeks into the window again and sees Mr. Krabs dancing on his desk. He jumps onto Squidward's arms)
Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! Mr. Krabs...talking to radio...beeping sounds...strange dancing... robot! 

Squidward: (picks up SpongeBob off his arms) That's great, SpongeBob. Why don't you work on this problem back in the
kitchen? (throws him in the kitchen but SpongeBob reappears beside him. Squidward is confused and looks around for how he
did it) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward! Mr. Krabs is a robot. And I can prove it, too. 

Squidward: How did you...? 

SpongeBob: Let's see, in the movie the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy? 

SpongeBob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. 

Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious? 

Squidward: Umm...yeah, sure. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad. 

SpongeBob: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Squidward? 

Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the
pirate movie? 

Mr. Krabs: Why? 

Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" (laughs but no one else is) Arr! Because it's...about...pirates. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Not even a chuckle. See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (scene
zooms in on him) ...a robot. 

Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason
you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you... 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy?

SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries) 

Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work. 

SpongeBob: Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! 

SpongeBob: That's the final test, Squidward -- the love test. Robots can't love. 

Squidward: No, wait, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What is it, SpongeBob?! 

SpongeBob: I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you! 

Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. 
SpongeBob: (gulps) Squidward? (Mr. Krabs is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working) 

Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! (takes out the batteries) Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know!
I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. (puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings sending Mr. Krabs to a pot of
boiling water) Me hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up a pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Papa. (takes the
gg out of the water with his tongs) Gotcha! And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? (sprinkles a little
salt on it) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (breaks the eggs and spills salt in his eyes. He screams) Oh, my eyes! 

SpongeBob: Mr... (Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob’s mouth) 

Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? 

SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. 

Squidward: Ok, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? (Mr. Krabs opens the office door, screaming in pain from
his red eyes, where the salt spilled. SpongeBob & Squidward scream as Mr. Krabs runs into the bathroom, still screaming)
I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy. 

SpongeBob: (runs over to the phone) Hello, Operator? Get me the navy! 

Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! 

Squidward: Not the Navy! (over loudspeaker) Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
(everyone is silent) Our world! (all the customers run out screaming) What do we do now? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Hey, a nickel! 

Squidward: SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Sorry. 

Mr. Krabs: (walks out of the bathroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-
boo-bop.

Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how? 

SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the person order our patties on the robot. 

Squidward: That person order our patties on the robot? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight person order our patties, ask questions, get information. 

Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that person order our patties (grabs the book 'How To Torture' and reads
it with SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs some rope while Squidward grabs a hammer and saw. SpongeBob grabs some old comedy
records. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob & Squidward enter) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hello boys. What can I do for you? (SpongeBob & Squidward lock the door) Heh, why did you lock the door?
Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and
everyone screaming can be heard) SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this? Untie me this instant! 
Squidward: Shut up! (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: Sweet [[Davy Jones]], what the heck is going on? 

Squidward: I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again) 

SpongeBob: I can't take it! (runs off, crying) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, are you okay? 

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch! 

Squidward: No, that's not Mr. Krabs. That's Robot Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair) 

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. 

Squidward: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know. 

SpongeBob: Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first. 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)

Squidward: SpongeBob, let me handle this. (turns a light on Mr. Krabs) Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs. (Squid slaps him again) 

Squidward: We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! 

SpongeBob: This is one stubborn robot. 

Mr. Krabs: (yells) What?! (his yelling knocks over the light) You think I'm a robot?! 

Squidward: We don't think; we know. 

Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs! 

Squidward: (walks over to SpongeBob) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way. 

SpongeBob: I got an idea. (pokes Squidward's nose) Keep an eye on him, Squidward. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks.
(runs out and returns later) If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, maybe one of his little robot friends will.
(holds up a blender) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, that's a blender. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. He called it his "little buddy." 

Squidward: Oh really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob. 

Mr. Krabs: You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy. 

Squidward: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. (SpongeBob sets the blender on Mr. Krabs' desk. Squidward
holds up a bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No, wait! What are you gonna do to me blender? That cost me money. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? (shot of the blender) Not talking, eh? (breaks the blender with the bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No! That cost me $24.95! 

SpongeBob: I guess it didn't know anything. 

Squidward: Go get the toaster. (SpongeBob gets the toaster then puts it on Mr. Krabs' desk) 

Mr. Krabs: No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50! (Squidward breaks the toaster. Then SpongeBob sets another blender on
the desk) $62.67! (Squidward breaks it with the bat smashes it. SpongeBob picks up a coffee maker) Fort...well, actually,
that one was a gift. (Squidward breaks it) No! (SpongeBob puts the cash register on the desk) 

SpongeBob: This is the last robot, Squidward. 

Mr. Krabs: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. (cries) No! 

Squidward: I thought you said robots can't cry. 
SpongeBob: I also said they couldn't love. 

Mr. Krabs: I loved it like it was me own. 

SpongeBob: Uh, at least he's not laughing. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, how did that movie of yours end? 

SpongeBob: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just
their...imagination. (chuckles nervously then checks his watch) Hey, it's time to feed Gary. (runs out while Squidward
smiles at Mr. Krabs and sweeps) 

Mr. Krabs: (growls) Squidward!

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Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress

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Episode Article: [[The Lost Mattress]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward's watch strikes 9 o'clock) 

Squidward: Wow, this tim e I'm really late again. Maybe he'll finally fire me. (laughs as he walks into the closed front doors of the
Krusty Krab) Locked? 

SpongeBob: This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 

Squidward: SpongeBob is that you? 

SpongeBob: The horror, it's unspeakable. Don't you see, Squidward? It is closed! The Krusty Krab is closed! 
Squidward: You mean I got out of bed for nothing? 

SpongeBob: The doors are locked. The doors are locked and we are on the outside. Outsiders. What are we going to do,
Squidward? There are krabby patties inside all alone. 

Mr. Krabs: Just stand aside, lad, and let me unlock the door but my back is killing like pain. 

SpongeBob: (faces comes out his backside) Mr. Krabs, you're here! (jumping around) Gosh, Mr. Krabs, we were worried something
might have happened to you. That the world would've never been deprived of the greatest food known to man. 

Mr. Krabs: (drops his keys) Oh, you made me drop me keys. Give me some space, lad. Can't a crab get a little space now? 

SpongeBob: (cries) I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Harsh. (laughs) 
Mr. Krabs: (breaks his back) Arrgh, me back! 

SpongeBob: Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: No, I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze. 

SpongeBob: Oh good, I thought you were hurt. 

Mr. Krabs: I am hurt, ya idiot! (SpongeBob cries) I'm sorry I snapped at ya, laddie. It's just me back is killing me. It's me
old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken coral. I'm going out of me mind. (back breaks again) Oh, me back.

SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs. What are we going to do, Squidward?
Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more. (laughs) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward. 

Squidward: So am I. 
SpongeBob: We should get Mr Krabs a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then we'll never have to be late to
work again. 

Squidward: What? You want me to spend my hard earned money on my own now you exuse me will you lease i am saying to mr krabs to me that i am 'richer than me' skin Flynn boss? No, thank you. (enters

Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: That's ok, Squidward, you'll warm up to the idea. (later) Thanks for coming with me, Patrick. 
Patrick: No problem, buddy. I always wanted to go to a mattress store. (both enter store and gasp) 

SpongeBob: I've never seen so many mattress. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: How many do you think there are? 

Patrick: (looks around and thinks) 10. 

SpongeBob: Cool. 

Employee: There's plenty more than that. Try them out. Find one you like. (SpongeBob jumps on a mattress but Patrick shakes his head. Patrick lays down on a mattress but sinks into it as SpongeBob shakes his head. SpongeBob falls on his back on a rock-hard mattress. Patrick sits in a racecar bed then a crashing sound is heard. SpongeBob sits on a bunch of needles and the employee holds up a first-aid kit. Finally, Patrick sits on a mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. Now back at the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing) 

Squidward: What are you morons doing in the restaurant ? 

SpongeBob: Making a card for Mr. Krabs. To go with his new mattress. 

Squidward: Oh, I see. You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. Well, I won't stand for it. Gimme that card.
(signs card) Trying to outsmart me, will ya? (licks envelope) There, I signed it for all of us. 

Patrick: Hey did you say squidward ,oh you didn't even help pay. 

SpongeBob: Oh, that's ok, as long as Mr. Krabs is happy with his new mattress . (later at Mr. Krabs house) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, me back. Well, here goes another useless attempt to sleep on me mount less, lumpy mattress. (lays on his
mattress) Huh, that's queer. Me mattress seems strangely cozy and butter. Like... (falls asleep) 

SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidward: Surprise! 
patick: happy birthday MR KRABS! 

Mr. Krabs: What? Oh it's my birthday oh i almost forgot, you? What in the blue eye scallop are you doing in me bedroom? 

SpongeBob: We noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress. 

Squidward: So I suggested we get you a new one which is perfect for your bedroom and you never ever be late again. 

Patrick: (talking to SpongeBob) I thought it was your idea. 

Mr. Krabs: So, where's me old mattress then? 

Squidward: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump. 

Mr. Krabs: (jumps on Squidward) All my money was in that mattress. 

Squidward: What? Haven't you ever heard of a bank? 

Mr. Krabs: No! 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: No! (faints) 

Patrick: And we got you a card. 

Mr. Krabs: Is there money in it? 

Patrick: Nope. (Mr. Krabs faints again. Later, at the hospital) 

SpongeBob: Is it serious, doctor? Will Mr. Krabs be alright? 

Doctor: Mr. Krabs is in cash-coma. Only the return of his money can save his life. 

Squidward: It was SpongeBob’s fault. Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea. 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Police Officer: Not so fast Boys!. (holds up get well card) This card says 'This was all my idea. Love, Squid-ward,spongebob and patrick'. If Mr. Krabs
doesn't pull through, boys you're going to jail. 

Squidward: Ooh...you did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs mattress back, I'm going to murd... (officer clears
throat) ....help you do it myself without help. 

Patrick: Wow, he really do es care. 

(later at the dump) 

Patrick: What a dump. 

SpongeBob: We gotta get in there, Squidward. Mr. Krabs is counting on us. 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, isn't that the mattress over there? 

SpongeBob: Terrific, Patrick, you found it! 

Squidward: What? Where? Lemme see. Where? 

SpongeBob: There it is Squidward, underneath that really big guard worm. 

Squidward: Oh, that figures. 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor: Oh no, this is terrible this can't be right. 

Nurse: What is it, doctor? 

Doctor: This man has no insurance. 

Nurse: He'll never be able to afford this room! 

Doctor: You're right, nurse. Extract the patient to the hallway. Stat! (Mr. Krabs is pushed into a snack machine) 

SpongeBob: Well, that's Mr. Krabs mattress, alright. Let's go get it. 

Squidward: Ok, here's the plan: you two quietly go in there, remove the mattress out from the guard worm without waking the
worm. 

Patrick: Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because that would be rude, Patrick. 

Squidward: And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm. He'll eat you alive! 

Patrick: Hey, wait a minute, what are you gonna do? 

Squidward: Oh, I've got the most important job. I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe. 

Patrick: Gee, thanks buddy. 

Squidward: My pleasure. 

SpongeBob: (Patrick climbs the fence) Ah, isn't it beautiful, Patrick? You can see everything from up here. 

Patrick: Wow. (both sigh) 

Squidward: What are you doing in your sparetime? 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here.

Patrick: Where? I can't see them. (fence flips around to where Squidward is inside and SpongeBob & Patrick are outside) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow. (both laugh) 

Squidward: What did you idiots do? 

Patrick: Squidward, what are you going in there? You were suppose to keep watch. 

SpongeBob: Yeah and you woke up the guard worm, too. 

Squidward: I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...the...worm. 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor #2: Doctor? 

Doctor #1: Yes, doctor? 

Doctor #2: Regarding your patient, doctor. I have come to this conclusion and can you explain to me Now!. 

Doctor #1: Yes, go on. 

Doctor #2: We have to surgically remove him out from in front of the candy machine so we can get to the nutty nut bar . 

Doctor #1: Of course. Nurse? 

Nurse: I'm on it. (wheels Mr Krabs outside the hospital)

(later at the dump) 

SpongeBob: (climbing down a rope with Patrick to get inside the gate) Worm bait to the retriever. Worm bait to the
retriever. We're in. Out. 

Squidward: Retriever to worm bait, stay in. Don't go out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: No. In. Out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: Oh, look, you're at the far side of the dump, right? 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. 

Squidward: Good. Then make lots of noise to draw the guard worm away from the mattress so I can retrieve it. 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. Out. Oh, that's why he calls himself the retriever. 

Patrick: Why are we called worm bait? 

SpongeBob: I dunno. (ululating with Patrick. Then both uses pots and pans to make loud noises that draws the guard worm
away) 

Squidward: And my perfect plan falls into place. (laughs) 

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick? 

Patrick: I think I know why our code name is worm bait. (guard worm rushes up and growls at them both until it notices the
wooden spoon in SpongeBob’s hand) 

SpongeBob: Nice worm. Good, kind, gentle worm. (worms eyes turn into an image of the wooden spoon) 

Patrick: Ohh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon. 

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob raises the spoon then lowers the spoon as the worms eyes follow where the spoon is) Wow, I think
you're right, Patrick. 

Patrick: See if he plays catch. 

SpongeBob: Ok, see the stick boy? (throws spoon) Go get it, boy! (worm chases after spoon) 

Squidward: Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius. (wooden spoon hits Squidward in the head) Ouch. What the...? Hey, I
needed a wooden spoon. I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket. (places spoon in back pocket) And now for the
mattress. (worm bites Squidward in the butt) I should've guessed. (worm attacks Squidward) 

(back at the hospital) 

Administrator Flotsam: Excuse me, doctor. 

Doctor: Administrator Flotsam, what can I do for you? 

Administrator Flotsam: It has come to my attention that your patient, Mr. Krabs, is out on the front sidewalk outside. 

Doctor: Yes, yes he is. 

Administrator Flotsam: What were you thinking, man? We're trying to run a business. We can't leave patients on the
sidewalk. 

Doctor: Not to worry. Nurse! 

Nurse: I'm on it. (pushes Mr. Krabs away from the hospital)

(back at the dump) 

Squidward: Alright, you two, what's the holdup? 

SpongeBob: We feel silly. 

Squidward: Come on, do it for old man Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Ok. (SpongeBob & Patrick jump out of the portable potty in steak costumes) Can you explain the plan again,
Squidward? 

Squidward: Sure, but first, put on this cologne. 

SpongeBob: (reads label) Steak sauce? (shrugs shoulders and puts the sauces on his body) 

Squidward: Ok, so you are dressed as choice cuts. You go in there and yell 'Trick or Treat!'. The worm will realize he
forgot to stock up on Halloween candy, he'll leave to buy some then we take the mattress. 

Patrick: Give me that cologne. 

Squidward: Now get in there! 

SpongeBob: Happy Halloween, Squidward! 

Squidward: I am not going to get hurt this time. (hears some rattling in the distance. Its Mr. Krabs on his hospital bed rolling down the street into the dump) Isn't that Mr. Krabs in the bed? (screams as Mr. Krabs runs over Squidward, crashes through the gate, runs into a rock causing the bed to flip him over in front of his mattress. Guard worm growls) 
Patrick: That guard worm doesn't look very happy. 
SpongeBob: Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma! 

Mr. Krabs: (sniffs around) It's...me money! (guard worm snarls as Mr. Krabs sends the worm into the air and off the mattress)
Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs jumps on his mattress and barks) No, Mr. Krabs, it's us! 

Patrick: Trick or treat. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hey SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you. Say, why are you two dressed like meat? 

SpongeBob: Not just meat, we're choice cuts. Right, Squidward? 

Squidward: Oh, I give up. (guard worm lands in Squidward’s arm snarling at him. Squidward runs off as the worm chases him) 

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Episode Transcript: Night Light

2008-09-26T12:27:31Z

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Episode Article: [[Night Light]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]

==Dialogue==

(The episode launches with SpongeBob reading at night in his pineapple home.) 

SpongeBob: (Reading) "And slowly... Ever so slowly... The ancient crypt door creeps open... And from the festering brine of the darkest darkness, crawled forth monsters of such vile nature, whose appearance was so hideous and threatening, that the author died trying to recount them in this novel!" (Closes the book and shudders.) That story is so scary! But it's only a story, right, Gary? (Gary is literally stiff with fear. He quakes and falls on his side. SpongeBob picks him up and puts him into bed next to him.) Why don't you sleep up here tonight, Gary? (Silence.) Well, I guess I should turn off the light now. (He does so.) Sure is dark. (He then sees a green monster with its brain protruding from his head in the dark. He gasps, screams and turns the light back on to reveal his inflatable raft chair.) Oh, it's just a chair! I guess I'm imagining things in the dark. (He turns off the light and hears a knocking on his window. He turns to it and sees that there's a shriveled green claw knocking.) Woah! Another monster! (He turns on his light to reveal it's a green coral branch floating in the current.) Oh, it's just a coral branch. Nothing to be scared of! (He hears a creaking sound as if his door had opened.) What was that?(Turns the light on and off multiple times, seeing monsters over and over. The next day, at the Krusty Krab...) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, good morning Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob?(At that moment, a very drowsy and tired SpongeBob walks in. We see a close-up of his 5 O' clock shadow, bloodshot eyes, and droopy nose.) 

Mr. Krabs: Whoa. You don't look so good, laddie. 

SpongeBob: Oh, it's nothing, Mr. Krabs. I just had a rough night. But it's nice and bright morning!(He walks into the kitchen and we hear a big clatter from outside. Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door.) 

Mr. Krabs: Meandering mermaids! What's all this racket, boy?(We see SpongeBob running around in circles with a pot on his head.) 

SpongeBob: Aaahhh!!! The dark! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!(Mr. Krabs pulls it off his head.) 

Mr. Krabs: Get a hold of yourself, boy.(SpongeBob is silent, but then blinks and screams.) 

SpongeBob: Ahhh!!! (Blinks) Ahhh!!!(Blinks) Ahhh!!! Blinks) Ahhh!!!(Blinks) 

Mr. Krabs: What is it now, boy? 

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob blinks)Ahhh!!!(Blinks)Ahhh!!! Whenever I blink, I see nothing but the darkness! 

Mr. Krabs: Then don't blink. 

SpongeBob: Great idea, Mr. Krabs.(Puts two french fries between his eyelids to prop them open.) 

SpongeBob: Yes, it's working... (His eyes are unable to function properly, and shut. The french fries snap and go flying.)Ahhhh!!! 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, that's enough! We've got 15 orders to fill! Now go in the cooler and get some fresh patties. 

SpongeBob: You want me to go in there?(He points to the freezer seen in "[[SB-129]]", "[[Nasty Patty]]" & "[[The Original Fry Cook]]". It is dark, and frost drifts out. We pan in on the darkness, and Tom Kenny's head appears, holding a flashlight up to itself and laughing while making an irritated expression. It seems to swirl around the doorframe. SpongeBob screams and clings to the kitchen ceiling. Mr. Krabs prys him off and pulls him down.) 

Mr. Krabs: Now, look here. Your work is starting to effect me profits. You need to get some shut-eye. Why don't you get yourself a night light? 

SpongeBob: Night light? 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, boy! It'll keep your room lit, so you won't be scared stiff! 

SpongeBob: Great idea, Mr. Krabs. (That night, SpongeBob browses Barg 'N' Mart wearing his green pajamas and nightcap.)Night light, night light.... Oh! (Sees a whole wall of them in different shapes and colors at the end of an aisle. He sees one that he likes in particular.) Oh, it's beautiful! (He walks up to the cashier, who is a purple, female fish with blonde hair and her employee vest over her pajamas.) Excuse me! Are these night lights guaranteed to keep the creepy creatures of the dark away? 

Cashier: If I answer "Yes", will you leave the store sooner?(Cut back to SpongeBob's pineapple the same night. He plugs the night light into the outlet, and it illuminates the room
slightly with a blue color.) 

SpongeBob: Now that I can see... (Jumps up and floats into bed.) Woo-hoo! I can sleep! (He yawns and pulls over the covers. But suddenly, he screams again.) I wonder what's in my dark, scary-looking bathroom! (Screams again and returns to Barg 'N' Mart.) Ahh!!! Night light! Night light! (We see a shot of the cashier, sipping coffee, as SpongeBob panics and
darts to the back of the store. Then, he approaches the camera, night light in hand. He leaves a dollar on the counter.) Oh, thank you, thank you! (At home, he plugs it in and sighs with relief. Then, he screams, seeing that his closet is dark. He runs back to Barg'N Mart and we see the same shot as earlier. He runs home and puts a night light in his closet, but notices that his hallway is dark. He runs to and from and to and from Barg'N Mart. Then, back at home, we see him plugging in the rest of the night lights.) There, there, there, and there. (Plugs one into an outlet in his medicine cabinet, under his fridge, in his toilet, and the back of Gary's shell.) I've been needing to change your tail light anyways, Gary. (He giggles. We see his whole living room is covered with a wall of millions of night lights.) Now there's not one square inch of dark! 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: What was that, Gary? 

Gary: Meow.(SpongeBob gasps and rolls his eyes in, like he did in Plankton, to see his brain in the back of his head.) 

SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! I've got darkness inside of me!(He turns on two flashlights and sticks them in his eye sockets. Outside his pineapple, the whole thing seems to be glowing orange from all the lights. It wakes Patrick up, and he walks outside.) 

Patrick: SpongeBob's having a party without me? (Walks over to SpongeBob's pineapple and knocks on the door.) Hmph! Throw a party without your best friend? Oh, we'll just see about that.(SpongeBob opens the door and yanks Patrick inside.) 

SpongeBob: That was close, Patrick! You're safe under these night lights. But you can't go out in the dark, buddy! You don't know what kind of creepy critter could be lurking in those shadows! 

Patrick: Oh!(Patrick starts shuddering, and runs out. SpongeBob follows, but gets bounced back be the door, into his chair beside Gary.) 

SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick! (He hear a thundering sound and the ground shakes.) What is that, Gary? (We see Patrick's rock smash through the wall and he slides it into SpongeBob's pineapple. Gary climbs on the armrest of SpongeBob's inflatable chair that he's in as it's pushed into the other wall, where it pops. SpongeBob runs over to Patrick, who is panting and
out of breath.) Patrick, what are you doing!?! 

Patrick: Oh! I had to move my rock out of the dark and into the light. 

SpongeBob: You know what that means? (He somersaults into the air and dies a flip. He lands on a neon light that says "Sleepover". Confetti sprinkles from the roof, and SpongeBob's tongue rolls out like a noisemaker.) Sleepover! (He jumps down, two sleeping bags in hand. He bows and presents one to Patrick.) Your sleeping bag, sir. 

Patrick: Thank you, my good man.(Both unroll theirs in a regal manner, hop inside each of theirs, and dance to a sea shanty. When they're done, they laugh.) 

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick! I'm so glad you made that gaping hole in the wall, letting in all t-t-t-t-t-t... 

Both: THE DARK!!!(They both scream and jump out of their sleeping bags. They stand on the other side of Patrick's rock, away from the hole, and under the lights. Meanwhile, at Squidward's house, the light reflects off of his picture frame, to his vanity-dresser mirror, to his hand-held mirror, and to his sky roof window, where it shines down on his eyes, covered by a sleeping mask. The light laser burns his eyes to a crisp.) 

Squidward: Aaahhhhh!!! BURNING my eyes with the light!!!(He cools his eyes with his glass of water on his nightstand. Through his singed, blackened, and charred eyes, he looks out the window to see that it's another one of SpongeBob and Patrick's escapades. Back at the pineapple, SpongeBob and Patrick cling to each other, quivering and shivering.) 

SpongeBob: The darkness, Patrick. I can feel it. Like it's creeping up on us...(Squidward darts in front of them.) 

Squidward: What are you doing two wimpering about?(Both scream, and Patrick jumps into SpongeBob's mouth for protection.) 

Squidward: hello do you know that is for some reason in your hose full of lights it's burning my eyes and It's me, Squidward, you idiots!(Patrick pops out of SpongeBob's mouth.) 

Patrick: Hi, Squidward! have a nice sleep 

Squidward: Listen now i want to talk about something that's not in your room you guys. I don't care or want to know what you do out and about in your space in your spare time. But could you turn off all these lights? 

SpongeBob: But, Squidward! Without our night lights, the creepy creatures of the dar- 

Squidward: Oh, SpongeBob,i think there are no creepy creatures of the dark. now thats It's you two it's all in your imagination.(Squidward starts nearing the exit, when Patrick drags behing him, tugging on the back of his nightgown.) 

Patrick: No, Squidward! Don't go out in the dark! (The back of Squidward's nightgown tears off.) Oh, why won't he listen?(Patrick cries over SpongeBob's shoulder, and SpongeBob consoles him by giving him a pat on the back.) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, what if Squidward's right? What if all this is all in our imagination? 

Patrick: Well, in that case, we'll need even more lights! 

SpongeBob: You said it, Pat!(They run outside and return with a huge neon sign.) 

Patrick: Quick! Turn it on, SpongeBob! (He does so. The light says "Pinky's Dance Studio" and has mechanical swaying legs with fishnet tights on.) More lights! (They run out and return with a spotlight. Patrick shines it on his face, which causes it to become all nasty and crusty.) Now, SpongeBob! More lights!(They run to a lighthouse and Patrick tips it over onto SpongeBob. Then, they carry it into SpongeBob's house through the hole Patrick made, and slide it onto Patrick's rock. The whole house is elevated because of this, until it snaps in half and the bottom half lands like normal. We see the top helf is lifted by the lighthouse. The light from it shines on the cracks from the brozen house and into the sky, causing it to look like an "M". Cut to [[Shady Shoals]] Rest Home, where superheroes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sit on a couch watching TV. Barnacle Boy has dozed off.) 

Fish #1: (On TV) The battery-operated spoon has saved me so much time. 

Mermaid Man: (Sighs) This is what passes for info-tainment these days? (Sees the "M" light in the air and mistakes it for the "MermaSignal". ) Sweet mother of Neptune's mother! Look, Barnacle Boy! A call to action! To the Invisible Boat Mobile!(Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple home.) 

Patrick: More lights, SpongeBob! More lights!(They crash into Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.) 

SpongeBob: Mermaid Man!?! 

Patrick: Barnacle Boy!?! 

SpongeBob: Aww... Are you here to protect us from the darkness that surrounds us? 

Mermaid Man: We don't have time for your childish games! We're responding to the distress signal that you sent! 

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mermaid Man. There appears to be a misunderstanding. Patrick and I put up those lights to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark! We weren't trying to summon you. 

Mermaid Man: Oh, fiddlesticks, SpongeBob. Do you know how hard it is in our... advanced age... to move? Don't shine a giant light in the sky unless there's a real emergency. (Cut to a super villain dressed like a white moth. He cackles, and flutters towards SpongeBob's house.) And another thing: What the-!?! (He sees the moth villain.) Dear Neptune! It's the most dangerous and foreboding of all our arch nemesises-- My mortal enemy whom I have searched 57 years for! Come get some, fiend! (The Moth kicks Mermaid Man in the nose, and it throbs and swells.) Come back here, rival!(He becomes weary and heroically naps on Patrick's rock.) 

SpongeBob: Oh my gosh! Mermaid Man needs assistance! There is no need to fear, AbsorboPants is here!(The Moth flies towards the lighthouse, and SpongeBob runs up it, too. The Moth cackles.) 

The Moth: Savory light, come to me! 

SpongeBob: Say, let me help you! (He grabs the Moth and locks him inside of the lighthouse window with the light beacon. The Moth flutters around frantically and screams.) Is that enough light for you? (SpongeBob laughs, then jumps down to the heroes and Patrick.) Well, he's all taken care of. 

Mermaid Man: Who? 

SpongeBob: The Moth, silly! You'll be happy to know he won't be going anywhere anytime soon!(At that moment, the Moth pushes up on the lighthouse and flies away, taking SpongeBob's house with him.) 

The Moth: See you in another 57 years!(He laughs wickedly as he flutters away.) 

Mermaid Man: No!!! 

Barnacle Boy: I think it's time to go home, Mermaid Man. 

Mermaid Man: Why are we here again? 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy! 

Mermaid Man: Who are those to hideous creatures of the dark? 

Barnacle Boy: (Yawning) I'll tell you about it in the morning. Now, drive! 

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy zoom off in the [[Invisible Boat Mobile]].) 

SpongeBob: We're all alone, Patrick. No lights. No shelter. 

(The two cry and hug each other. Then, it is dawn and the sun rises.) 

Patrick: Huh? SpongeBob, there's a really big light! I'll go get it, buddy! 

(He runs up a beam of light to the sun.) 

SpongeBob: Patrick!!! I...(He yawns and falls asleep on Patrick's rock. Then, Patrick comes down from the sun, his tail end flaming.) 

Patrick: Ahh!!! Too much light! Too much light! Ahhh!!!

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Gary come Home! (Song)

2008-09-20T03:29:45Z

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Gary Come home(remixed song) is a song that was written and performed by Stew in the episode:[[Have You Seen This Snail?]].

[[Gary]], now I know I was wrong,
I messed up, and now you're gone.
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you,
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me,
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me,
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary.

(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
spongebob:gary come home now
patrick: come on and we will find gary anywhere and please find him and will give him an award.

Gary, can't you see I was blind,
I'll do anything to change your mind.
spongebob:gary! come home

More than a pet, you're my best friend,
Too cool to forget, come back,
'Cause we are family,
And forgive me for making you wanna roam,
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome.

Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem:
Gary come home

(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Ahh...
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?

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A Poem

2008-09-20T03:07:02Z

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'''A Poem''' is the poem that [[Patrick]] flashbacks to reading in school. It is read during the episode [[Sing a Song of Patrick]].

A Poem
by [[Patrick Star]]
Roses are Blue.
Violets are Red.
the time is gone
I have to go to the bathroom
(swallows paper.)
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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

2008-08-30T12:21:12Z

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Episode Article: [[Good Neighbors (the movie)]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==
narrator: It was a Saturday like no other. In Bikini Bottom, the events that had occurred in the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Good Neighbors" had forced Squidward Tentacles to do community service alongside Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star, his neighbors, who had stuck to him like duct tape for countless years. The week before this story begin, Squidward had successfully pleaded for the town to let him do his community service on Saturdays instead of Sundays after learning that Mr. Eugene Krabs - the CEO of the Krusty Krab - had decided to close the Krusty Krab on Saturdays, due to a lack of customers on Saturdays.
squid ward:well this is my lucky day on a sunday when it is without the good neighbors in the house.

narrator: Squid-ward had thought that he had managed to get away from Spongebob and Patrick, who had irritated him Sunday after Sunday with what he considered unintelligible babbling that they would not explain to him, since they thought he already knew, despite his lack of interest. However, the next day, Spongebob and Patrick had learned about Squidward's day shift, and pleaded to have their community service changed to Saturdays so they could be with Squidward. When Squidward learned about this, he was infuriated... at least until he found out that their pleas had been rejected.
spongebob:well this is a beautiful spring cleaning day with patrick
patrick:well i knew this could be one of them! right spongebob!
spongebob:yeah your'e right

squidward:well this is 8.00 at night and i want to go to bed for tomorrow. good night to squidward!

spongebob:hi squidwrad

patrick:can i help you!

squidward: no!i am fine and please go to sleep i am busy

Spongebob:but you thought go to sleep but the best part is Good neighbours

squid-ward: good neighbors that would be great i love to stay home with you guys that's excellent i will do it

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 
it was all started with a great morning in bikini bottom

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday! 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sundays papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good
neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick)
Oh, pardon me. 

Patrick: Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Wah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! I'm not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (hums) My
Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see…pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot
elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) Ah, and the final
touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, pedicure and foot massage house call, that is
correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is going to be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box)
Bon-bons. Hello there, heavensville wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the
couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing?! 

Patrick: Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

Patrick: Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make
the neighborhood look nicer? (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That oughta keep
them busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity? 

Squidward: Polka dots! Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow! Polka dots! 

Patrick: Our new president is a genius! 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward! (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your
ready, Patrick. 

Patrick: (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside
SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick
screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

Patrick: Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: OKAY! I'm ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out
SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town
polka dot! 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no! It's already noon! I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore of my valuable Sunday! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we! La-la-la-la-la-la! 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward! Almost done painting the- (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint
shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man! 

Lady: You must be very sick! Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, I…no, uhh… (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: See ya later, neighbor! 

Patrick: It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to
order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK…Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward?
Squidward, you home? 

Patrick: Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

Patrick: Or maybe he's on a secret mission! 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger! 

Patrick: Danger? 

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Other star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s
house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok! 
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with the foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Sorry. Your hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUT!''''' And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls
around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include… 

Squidward: '''''YES, IT DOES!''''' (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) '''Yes I was!! You call yourself good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors, ever! You don't deserve to wear those fuzzes!!!''' (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

Patrick: Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: '''No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors!''' (deep breath) '''And stop calling me president!''' 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then
growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right! (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free
Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: That ought to do it! Let's see those imbeciles get in here now! 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: (screams) What the…?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the…? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?! 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) No, you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from! 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the
air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Cored red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs
Squidward’s from inside) what are you doing? (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an
hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've
been waiting for. (laughs hysterically) I'm going to relax if it kills me. (meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the
tank and squishes it) 

Patrick: Wow! Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood! 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off! (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

Patrick: (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

Patrick: (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes
button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from
beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if
you'll be so kind to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President S…but we just wanted to… 

Squidward: '''''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''''' 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes, yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our
town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward!

Murder: He would have to kill Patrick. His original thought was to kill Spongebob, but it wouldn't be possible - he would make more foes than by killing the stupid one, Patrick. He also needed to plan the murder so it wouldn't interfere with his schedule. Then again, if he was caught, he wouldn't have to deal with Spongebob ever again, dead or alive.

murder 2: "Yes," he said in his bed that Sunday night, his last day of relaxation. "I'll kill Patrick, then turn myself in. That way, both of those nuisances will be out of my way forever."

The next day, his alarm clock woke him up, as usual. Something seemed odd, though, about the clock. As if it had started to run out of power.

spongebob: "That doesn't make sense. "I replaced the batteries yesterday."( Spongebob popped out of his dresser-drawer) "Hi there, Squidward!"
Squid-ward,(shocked) and said "Oh, that was me.
spongebob: i thought your clock could use a battery replacement, so I replaced the batteries while you weren't looking yesterday."

Squidward( slapped himself in the head with his right tentacle, then pointed it at Spongebob, shouting out )"You IDIOT!! I changed the batteries before I went to bed!! If you wanted to help, you should stay away from me as much as possible! I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!"

Spongebob: (hung his head in shame. )"B-b-but... Squidward--"

Squidward: (interrupted Spongebob with a sharp) "OUT!!",( grabbed him, and tossed him out of his house through the window he had left open last night. He then grumbled to himself,) wondering about what would happen over this next week. He had no idea how he would kill Patrick, but it would come to him soon enough. He also put on his Krusty Krab uniform, now grumbling about what the workday would bring this time.

squidward:( Once he stepped into his living room, he noticed that his waterbike was gone. He stopped himself from shouting out) "SPONGEBOB!!" by carefully considering why a good neighbor would resort to stealing from him, and coming up with a blank.( The next thing he knew, he had stepped out of his house and to his shock, he noticed that his waterbike had been parked right in front of the house.) This wasn't where he had it parked - last night, it had been in his living room. This time, there was nothing to keep him from shouting out "SPONGEBOB!!"

squidward:He grumbled to himself during his ride to the Krusty Krab, perfectly aware of the fact that for the next eight hours, he wouldn't be able to rant at Spongebob, lest he be fired for harassment. Then again, it didn't matter - by next Monday, he thought, he would land himself in jail for murder... to get himself away from "that yellow annoyance".

mr krabs:( When he reached the Krusty Krab, he saw Mr. Krabs and Spongebob at the front door had been unlocking the store when Squidward had arrived.) Then came the new annoncement that the changes scheduled for Sunday would instead would start today.

Squidward:( couldn't take it anymore. He shouted out) "OH MY GOD!! My life is just getting worse and worse!! First, my plan to get away from Spongebob and Squidward on Saturdays and Sundays is negated by them moving to Saturday, then you add Sundays to the work schedule, and now instead of eight hours of Spongebob's racket, I have to deal with nine hours a day, six days a week, A WEEK EARLY?! WHO IS BEHIND THIS MADNESS?!"

Spongebob: couldn't help but ask why Squidward had wanted to get away from me and patrick.
squidward:( Asking this question gave Squidward more of a reason to vent his frustration, as he shouted) "I'LL YELL YOU WHY, YOU MISERABLE YELLOW BRAT!! You and Patrick are so annoying that I'm ready to resort to murder to get away from you and your equally annoying friend Patrick!!"( He cut off his rant when he realized that he had just spoiled the fact that he was ready to kill one of the two).It was too late. Spongebob

spongebob:( jumped back in fear.) "KILL ME?!", (he shouted out.) "But... why would you have to kill me?"

Squidward: (decided to play on Spongebob's fear, to hide his plan to instead kill Patrick.) "I have to deal with you more than your stupid pink friend", (he said in a manner that looked like he had already calmed down).

Mr. Krabs:( dropped his key, having already unlocked the door during Squidward's explanation,) and with a dropped jaw, (he turned towards Squidward). "Spongebob is so annoying ye would kill him?"

Squidward : Mr. Krabs a haven't-you-figured-it-out-yet look and said "You should know by now that I've been complaining about Spongebob almost every workday since you hired him, because every time, you laugh at me and say there's nothing wrong about him just because he's a fry cook and I'm not." (He pointed at Spongebob.) "If you would at least listen to me for once, you would know by now that for countless years, he has been RUINING MY LIFE!!"

Mr. Krabs( slowly repeated himself, with fear). Squidward fell down anime style. After he got up, he pointed not at Spongebob, but at Mr. Krabs, saying "You can't save him. You could've if you had listened, even if it were only last Friday! But no... all you care about is money. You would kill yourself if you had to pay for a defense attorney to defend me after I commit the murder.

squidward: Either that, or..."( Squidward lowered his hand.) "...you would let me go to jail for the rest of my life. Either way, Spongebob will be dead. I will not have to deal with him anymore. So what are you going to try to do about it?"

mr krabs:( Now it was his turn to fall down anime style). After he got up, he gave Squidward a stony glare and said "Dis is what ye would do to rid yerself of someone. Why don't ye just quit yer job instead?"

Squidward countered with his own stony glare and said "I would still be aggravated Saturday after Saturday... by PATRICK!!"

Spongebob: i had no idea that he was right next to a window of the Krusty Krab, so when( he jumped backwards, he slammed himself into a window with a sharp edge) "OOF!!" and fell to the floor. (He picked himself halfway up, lifted a hand towards Squidward), and said "B-b-but Squidward! You can't do this! What would I do without you?!"

Squidward: (knocked Spongebob's hand away, saying that he had never cared for Spongebob before, and wasn't about to turn over a new leaf.) "If anything," he added, pointing a tentacle at Spongebob, "you should be the one turning over a new leaf!"

Spongebob:( started to cry.) "Now look what you've done!!" said Mr. Krabs, pointing a claw at Spongebob, and breaking his stony glare on Squidward.

mr krabs: "Ye've made the young lad cry! Now how is he supposed to concentrate on making me a wheelbarrow of money?" Squidward slapped himself in the head.

squidward:You always were greedy, you still are greedy, and if things will continue to go this way, there will be no end to your greed", "How much lower will you go before I kill Spongebob?"

Mr. Krabs: (c ontinued his stony glare at Squidward). "I am how I want to be", he said, "and that is to be of no concern to ye. Understand?"

Spongebob: or where Squidward was before walking into the restaurant and starting up the grill. Mr. Krabs could tell the grill was on because he was smelling Krabby Patties.( Apparently, Spongebob had decided that Squidward isn't the kind of person to kill someone, that he was joking, and that he should just ignore the whole situation and get to work. Mr. Krabs gave a deep sigh.)

mr krabs:"Things are sure going to be different without the two of ye," he said glumly to Squidward without turning around. "Ye two have been so loyal to me, and ye're planning on taking it all away from me. Who's going to work for me restaurant once ye two are gone?"

Squidward:( boldly stated) "It is up to you to decide who the new Krusty Krew would be".

Mr. Krabs:( hung his head low, in shame.) "I guess there's no avoiding me restaurant's fate...(" he said, after a pause. ")...but maybe I can save the two of ye before the murder has to happen at all--"

Squidward:( interrupted Mr. Krabs, shouting out) "Did I say he still had a chance?
mr krabs: No. You can't save him! You could've if you had listened, even if it were only last Friday!!"

Mr. Krabs gave Squidward another stony glare.
mr krabs: "If ye think I'm going to stand idle and let me workers kill each other over dis situation, ye're wrong. I'll do whatever it takes to make sure me main lad is still alive at the end of the week."

Squidward:"Fair enough," ( simply.) "You won't win, though. I'm more clever than you think I am."

Mr. Krabs: (squinted at Squidward,) keeping his glare. "We'll see about that," he said.

Squidward made no attempt at Spongebob's or Patrick's lives during this last week. Then, he boldly announced on Friday that the murder would occur on Saturday, after the community service.

On said Saturday, Mr. Krabs called the Bikini Bottom mayor, warning him to keep an eye on Squidward, since he had announced that at night, Squidward would make an attempt at Spongebob's life. The immediate reaction was a call by hand-held radio to Squidward's squadron, which obviously consisted of Spongebob, Patrick, and him, warning him that the cops would have Spongebob's house guarded to avoid the planned murder. Perfect, Squidward thought. Every piece is coming together. Spongebob was already safe, but to keep them out of my way when I kill Patrick... yes. That was the first phase of my brilliant plan. Now Patrick's totally unguarded. Killing him will be a piece of cake.

All of a sudden, Patrick pointed out that Squidward, in his chain of thought, had almost fallen off a cliff in the canyon they were supposed to clean up.
spongebob: "It would've been really tragic to lose you squidward," he said.

squidward"Oh, um, uh... Th-th-thanks," Spongebob (stuttered when he realized he was one step away from death).

spongebob: Then it hit him. Why kill Patrick when he could jump off the cliff and die? .
mr krabs: because he would end up in Davy Jones' Locker, that's why. The suicide plan was scrapped in record time.
squidward: (he walked away from the cliff and went back to picking up the trash in the canyon.)
spongebob:( Surprisingly,)though, Spongebob started to walk up to the cliff, asking himself whether it would be better to jump to his death or let Squidward risk his life for him).
Squidward:( asked Patrick to talk him out of it.) He did, and Spongebob stepped away.

Finally, at the end of the "workday", Squidward expected to be released to his house to get ready for work tomorrow. Instead, however, they told him to continue his service as the other two could leave. Squidward objected, stating that conspiracy wasn't a crime; the action itself was. The mayor bluntly said "And if we can prevent said action, we will," giving Squidward the choice between supervised community service, and being sent to jail immediately.

Squidward instead decided to test the Mayor's patience. "And what if I'm bluffing about the whole thing, which I could be doing so, since only a fool would announce when he would commit the murder?"

The Mayor stood there, puzzled. "A bluff, you say?", he asked. His expression changed almost immediately. "The problem with your reasoning, though, is that it's only a chance, not a guarantee. What if you really are going to try to kill your neighbor?"

Mr. Krabs suddenly showed up, saying that neither of the Mayor's choices would be necessary. It turned out that he had grown nervous and never hung up after warning the Mayor, so he heard the call to the cops.

The Mayor started to question the situation. "You're right," he finally said. "I already have the cops there. I shouldn't have to also jail you, or have you supervised. Alright, Squidward... you're free to go. I'm warning you, though... it would be very unwise to attempt your murder. You might find yourself dead."

Thank you, Mr. Krabs, Squidward thought as he walked to his house. Now there's absolutely nothing to get in my way when I go to kill Patrick.

When the clock read 11:11 PM, Squidward decided it was time to act. Yes, he thought, now is the time to remove Patrick from this pitiful world.

Squidward figured the cops would be around his door, so he took a look outside of a window, and saw the cops were still guarding Spongebob's house. At Patrick's rock, there was nobody in sight. The bluff had worked. Nobody would stop Squidward from murdering Patrick.

Squidward had earlier decided that he would hide a pocketknife in his mouth. He then revised his plan, hiding it in a Krabby Patty that he bought directly from Spongebob to "give to Patrick, since he looked like he was a bit hungry." Yes, Squidward thought when he had stuffed the pocketknife in the Krabby Patty, it was a perfect fit, and a good mask for my plan.

He walked out of his house, and towards Patrick's rock, ready to explain that "Patrick always had a Krabby Patty at 11:15 PM, like a poorly-timed midnight snack, but forgot to get a spare yesterday". His alibi was unnecessary, since he met nobody on his way to the rock. He then proceeded to open a trapdoor into Patrick's underground home, careful enough to not let anybody in on his plan... except Spongebob.

Spongebob had developed a case of insomnia, expecting Squidward to somehow bypass the cops and go straight for him. He decided to look out his window, and was shocked to notice that Squidward wasn't in his house. The only question was... "If he's not going for my house, where is he going?"

Then it struck him. No, it was not Squidward's pocketknife. It was the sudden thought that Squidward had been bluffing. Spongebob was not meant to be the victim. "But then... who would he kill... ?"

Finally, he realized the cold truth. "Patrick," he said. "He's going after Patrick... not me. I've gotta let them know." He ran to his door, only to discover that the cops had bolted it shut to keep Squidward out. He then tried to open his window, but that was bolted shut too. "How am I supposed to let them know?!"

He wasn't. Squidward had already entered Patrick's underground home, through the cleverly hidden trapdoor. At the moment Squidward pulled the Krabby Patty out of his shirt pocket, Patrick woke up.

"What in the... Who's there... AAH! Someone's trying to steal my Krabby Patty!!", Patrick shouted out, after noticing Squidward with the Krabby Patty.

Squidward was shocked. He expected Patrick to not recognize him. "How could I be stealing it if you never bought it in the first place?!" he asked the enraged Patrick.

It worked. He calmed down immediately. "Oh. I forgot," he said. "Barnacles! I always forget on Saturdays!"

"The Krusty Krab isn't open on Saturdays," Squidward said, with a frown.

"Oh," said Patrick. "So you decided you'd give me one? Gee, thanks!"

Patrick reached out for the Krabby Patty with both hands. Squidward stepped back, his angry look rapidly turning into a shocked look. "Hang on a second," he said. "I need to get something out of here. I forgot that Spongebob had been a bit clumsy and dropped a pocketknife in here."

"Why would Spongebob need a pocketknife?" asked Patrick.

"To cut open the boxes that store whatever he might use to make a Krabby Patty," said Squidward, certain that his reaction time was perfect, as to mask the fact that it was his pocketknife, and the weapon with which to kill Patrick.

Squidward pulled off the top bun on the burger, revealing the pocketknife. He pulled it out, then gave the burger to Patrick.

"Gee, thanks!" said Patrick, as he gobbled up the Krabby Patty.

"Sure, no problem," said Squidward. "Now would you like to do me a favor?"

"Not a problem," said Patrick. "What is it?"

Now was the time. The perfect moment to stab Patrick. Simultaneously, he locked the knife into place, and shouted out "DIE!!".

The next moment, Patrick screamed as he was stabbed in the heart, and fell to the floor, short of breath, and tired from having interrupted his sleep to grab his mistimed midnight snack. He was dead within seconds.

"That was smooth," said Squidward to himself, as he pulled the pocketknife out of Patrick's body, then thought about why a murderer would keep the weapon after the job was done, and stuck it to the bottom of Patrick's bed. He then got out of Patrick's house, deciding he'd let the cops find out for themselves what he had done. Once inside his own house, he got in his own bed, and fell into a peaceful slumber.

When he awoke, he was still in his bed. It was Monday, and his alarm clock had gone off, thanks to the battery replacement that Squidward had made the previous day. He got out of his bed, walked up to his window, and took a look at Spongebob's pineapple house. It was still there, and so was Spongebob. He was still alive.

Squidward rode off to the Krusty Krab alone. A minute later, the police escorted Spongebob to the Krusty Krab.

When Squidward and Spongebob got to the Krusty Krab at exactly the same moment, Mr. Krabs was standing at the door with a victorious grin. He eyed Squidward, then asked what had caused him to not go after Spongebob last night.

"I told you I was more clever than you thought," said Squidward, with an equally victorious grin, and a victory pose. "Spongebob was the one who came to the conclusion that he was my target. What a fool."

Mr. Krabs's victorious grin was broken up by a look of shock. "What?!" he asked.

"You really thought I was going to kill Spongebob? ...nope. I figured I would make more enemies if I were to kill him... then if I were to instead introduce Patrick to his maker."

"I KNEW IT!!" shouted out Spongebob. "After I saw that you were outside of your house, but nowhere near mine, I knew you had lied to us, that you were after Patrick. The only problem was that the cops had gone a little too far when protecting me. If they hadn't bolted my door shut, I could've warned them before you pulled off the murder."

"Face it," said Squidward to Mr. Krabs. "You lose. I win. You may have Spongebob, but you lost the battle and the war in one fell swoop!!"

Mr. Krabs's feet gave way, and he fell to the floor, back-first. "I thought I could save Spongebob, yet he was already safe... ye really thought this one out well... but ye didn't win the war. I'm going to have ye arrested fer killin' Spongebob's best friend, Patrick Star!"

"It's only too bad I intended to go to prison for the murder," said Squidward, boldly. "You see, Spongebob was more annoying, yet I knew you'd take these measures to stop me from killing him. So I figured I'd use it as a cover-up. I knew that to go after Spongebob would be to risk my life, and risk bring sent to Davy Jones' Locker... even if I hadn't announced the murder. I didn't want that. I'd rather have had life in prison."

A cop tackled Squidward and handcuffed him. "We'll take that as a confession," he said, before tossing him into a police truck.

Once Squidward was thrown in jail, he had no way to find out what time it was... at least until Spongebob showed up one day, as a visitor. "Mr. Krabs said I should check up on you," he said. "Even though we feel bad about what you did. I mean, you were right about Mr. Krabs misunderstanding you all these years. We can see it now. I'll find a way to make it up to you... I'll be here every day, during my lunch break."

Squidward's voice rang out through the whole prison...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

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Episode Article: [[Good Neighbors (the movie)]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==
narrator: It was a Saturday like no other. In Bikini Bottom, the events that had occurred in the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Good Neighbors" had forced Squidward Tentacles to do community service alongside Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star, his neighbors, who had stuck to him like duct tape for countless years. The week before this story begin, Squidward had successfully pleaded for the town to let him do his community service on Saturdays instead of Sundays after learning that Mr. Eugene Krabs - the CEO of the Krusty Krab - had decided to close the Krusty Krab on Saturdays, due to a lack of customers on Saturdays.
squid ward:well this is my lucky day on a sunday when it is without the good neighbors in the house.

narrator: Squid-ward had thought that he had managed to get away from Spongebob and Patrick, who had irritated him Sunday after Sunday with what he considered unintelligible babbling that they would not explain to him, since they thought he already knew, despite his lack of interest. However, the next day, Spongebob and Patrick had learned about Squidward's day shift, and pleaded to have their community service changed to Saturdays so they could be with Squidward. When Squidward learned about this, he was infuriated... at least until he found out that their pleas had been rejected.
spongebob:well this is a beautiful spring cleaning day with patrick
patrick:well i knew this could be one of them! right spongebob!
spongebob:yeah your'e right
The moment he found out that the request had been denied, he wiped the sweat from his forehead, said "Whew..." under his breath, and continued his work. After all, it was a Saturday, and he had always wanted to be away from the two. His previous attempt to move away before he had installed the security system that would land him in a lifetime of Saturday community service was only a temporary success; then it collapsed as if someone had suddenly point-blanked his dreams with a sniper rifle, and he was forced to move back to the town that would soon hate him for his actions.

The next thing he knew, it was 8 PM, his time for the day had been completed, and he could go back to his house to relax. He knew that he would have to do more community service next week, at the same time, and that he would have to go back to work on Monday, so he started to plan his Sunday for a Spongebob- and Patrick-free day. What he didn't know was that tomorrow, things would take a horrible turn for the worse.

squidward:well this is 8.00 at night and i want to go to bed for tomorrow. good night to squidward!
spongebob:hi squidwrad
patrick:can i help you!
squidward: no!i am fine and please go to sleep i am busy
Spongebob:but you thought go to sleep but the best part is Good neighbours
squid-ward: good neighbors that would be great i love to stay home with you guys that's excellent i will do it

First, Spongebob and Patrick had been assigned to clean up the neighborhood containing Squidward's house. This meant the racket would be heard by Squidward's ears, spoiling his plans of being away from the two. Second, the two had appealed again to change their community service day to Saturday because they had missed Squidward; this time, they succeeded. This meant that Squidward would have to deal with the two for an additional day than necessary. Third, Mr. Krabs noticed that there was an opportunity to score thousands of dollars on Sundays, so he extended the workweek to include Sundays, eliminating Squidward's chances of having his Sunday break, and forcing him to deal with eight more hours of Spongebob. Finally, Mr. Krabs had also noticed the new trend of delaying dinner an additional hour, and extended the workday by an hour; this meant six more hours of Spongebob's irritating babble. The changes would take effect, starting on the next Saturday/Sunday, meaning that Squidward had one week to change his plans.

He needed not to get used to Spongebob and Patrick bugging him over longer time periods, he thought to himself. He needed to get away from them, or to get rid of one - or both, if absolutely necessary - of them. The question was, how would he manage it? The answer - right or wrong, he wasn't sure - came to him like a trash bag.

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday! 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sundays papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good
neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick)
Oh, pardon me. 

Patrick: Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Wah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! I'm not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (hums) My
Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see…pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot
elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) Ah, and the final
touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, pedicure and foot massage house call, that is
correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is going to be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box)
Bon-bons. Hello there, heavensville wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the
couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing?! 

Patrick: Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

Patrick: Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make
the neighborhood look nicer? (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That oughta keep
them busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity? 

Squidward: Polka dots! Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow! Polka dots! 

Patrick: Our new president is a genius! 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward! (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your
ready, Patrick. 

Patrick: (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside
SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick
screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

Patrick: Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: OKAY! I'm ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out
SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town
polka dot! 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no! It's already noon! I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore of my valuable Sunday! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we! La-la-la-la-la-la! 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward! Almost done painting the- (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint
shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man! 

Lady: You must be very sick! Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, I…no, uhh… (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: See ya later, neighbor! 

Patrick: It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to
order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK…Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward?
Squidward, you home? 

Patrick: Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

Patrick: Or maybe he's on a secret mission! 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger! 

Patrick: Danger? 

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Other star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s
house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok! 
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with the foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Sorry. Your hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUT!''''' And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls
around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include… 

Squidward: '''''YES, IT DOES!''''' (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) '''Yes I was!! You call yourself good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors, ever! You don't deserve to wear those fuzzes!!!''' (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

Patrick: Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: '''No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors!''' (deep breath) '''And stop calling me president!''' 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then
growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right! (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free
Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: That ought to do it! Let's see those imbeciles get in here now! 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: (screams) What the…?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the…? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?! 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) No, you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from! 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the
air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Cored red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs
Squidward’s from inside) what are you doing? (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an
hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've
been waiting for. (laughs hysterically) I'm going to relax if it kills me. (meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the
tank and squishes it) 

Patrick: Wow! Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood! 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off! (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

Patrick: (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

Patrick: (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes
button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from
beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if
you'll be so kind to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President S…but we just wanted to… 

Squidward: '''''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''''' 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes, yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our
town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward!

Murder: He would have to kill Patrick. His original thought was to kill Spongebob, but it wouldn't be possible - he would make more foes than by killing the stupid one, Patrick. He also needed to plan the murder so it wouldn't interfere with his schedule. Then again, if he was caught, he wouldn't have to deal with Spongebob ever again, dead or alive.

murder 2: "Yes," he said in his bed that Sunday night, his last day of relaxation. "I'll kill Patrick, then turn myself in. That way, both of those nuisances will be out of my way forever."

The next day, his alarm clock woke him up, as usual. Something seemed odd, though, about the clock. As if it had started to run out of power.

spongebob: "That doesn't make sense. "I replaced the batteries yesterday."( Spongebob popped out of his dresser-drawer) "Hi there, Squidward!"
Squid-ward,(shocked) and said "Oh, that was me.
spongebob: i thought your clock could use a battery replacement, so I replaced the batteries while you weren't looking yesterday."

Squidward( slapped himself in the head with his right tentacle, then pointed it at Spongebob, shouting out )"You IDIOT!! I changed the batteries before I went to bed!! If you wanted to help, you should stay away from me as much as possible! I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!"

Spongebob: (hung his head in shame. )"B-b-but... Squidward--"

Squidward: (interrupted Spongebob with a sharp) "OUT!!",( grabbed him, and tossed him out of his house through the window he had left open last night. He then grumbled to himself,) wondering about what would happen over this next week. He had no idea how he would kill Patrick, but it would come to him soon enough. He also put on his Krusty Krab uniform, now grumbling about what the workday would bring this time.

squidward:( Once he stepped into his living room, he noticed that his waterbike was gone. He stopped himself from shouting out) "SPONGEBOB!!" by carefully considering why a good neighbor would resort to stealing from him, and coming up with a blank.( The next thing he knew, he had stepped out of his house and to his shock, he noticed that his waterbike had been parked right in front of the house.) This wasn't where he had it parked - last night, it had been in his living room. This time, there was nothing to keep him from shouting out "SPONGEBOB!!"

squidward:He grumbled to himself during his ride to the Krusty Krab, perfectly aware of the fact that for the next eight hours, he wouldn't be able to rant at Spongebob, lest he be fired for harassment. Then again, it didn't matter - by next Monday, he thought, he would land himself in jail for murder... to get himself away from "that yellow annoyance".

mr krabs:( When he reached the Krusty Krab, he saw Mr. Krabs and Spongebob at the front door had been unlocking the store when Squidward had arrived.) Then came the new annoncement that the changes scheduled for Sunday would instead would start today.

Squidward:( couldn't take it anymore. He shouted out) "OH MY GOD!! My life is just getting worse and worse!! First, my plan to get away from Spongebob and Squidward on Saturdays and Sundays is negated by them moving to Saturday, then you add Sundays to the work schedule, and now instead of eight hours of Spongebob's racket, I have to deal with nine hours a day, six days a week, A WEEK EARLY?! WHO IS BEHIND THIS MADNESS?!"

Spongebob: couldn't help but ask why Squidward had wanted to get away from me and patrick.
squidward:( Asking this question gave Squidward more of a reason to vent his frustration, as he shouted) "I'LL YELL YOU WHY, YOU MISERABLE YELLOW BRAT!! You and Patrick are so annoying that I'm ready to resort to murder to get away from you and your equally annoying friend Patrick!!"( He cut off his rant when he realized that he had just spoiled the fact that he was ready to kill one of the two).It was too late. Spongebob

spongebob:( jumped back in fear.) "KILL ME?!", (he shouted out.) "But... why would you have to kill me?"

Squidward: (decided to play on Spongebob's fear, to hide his plan to instead kill Patrick.) "I have to deal with you more than your stupid pink friend", (he said in a manner that looked like he had already calmed down).

Mr. Krabs:( dropped his key, having already unlocked the door during Squidward's explanation,) and with a dropped jaw, (he turned towards Squidward). "Spongebob is so annoying ye would kill him?"

Squidward : Mr. Krabs a haven't-you-figured-it-out-yet look and said "You should know by now that I've been complaining about Spongebob almost every workday since you hired him, because every time, you laugh at me and say there's nothing wrong about him just because he's a fry cook and I'm not." (He pointed at Spongebob.) "If you would at least listen to me for once, you would know by now that for countless years, he has been RUINING MY LIFE!!"

Mr. Krabs( slowly repeated himself, with fear). Squidward fell down anime style. After he got up, he pointed not at Spongebob, but at Mr. Krabs, saying "You can't save him. You could've if you had listened, even if it were only last Friday! But no... all you care about is money. You would kill yourself if you had to pay for a defense attorney to defend me after I commit the murder.

squidward: Either that, or..."( Squidward lowered his hand.) "...you would let me go to jail for the rest of my life. Either way, Spongebob will be dead. I will not have to deal with him anymore. So what are you going to try to do about it?"

mr krabs:( Now it was his turn to fall down anime style). After he got up, he gave Squidward a stony glare and said "Dis is what ye would do to rid yerself of someone. Why don't ye just quit yer job instead?"

Squidward countered with his own stony glare and said "I would still be aggravated Saturday after Saturday... by PATRICK!!"

Spongebob: i had no idea that he was right next to a window of the Krusty Krab, so when( he jumped backwards, he slammed himself into a window with a sharp edge) "OOF!!" and fell to the floor. (He picked himself halfway up, lifted a hand towards Squidward), and said "B-b-but Squidward! You can't do this! What would I do without you?!"

Squidward: (knocked Spongebob's hand away, saying that he had never cared for Spongebob before, and wasn't about to turn over a new leaf.) "If anything," he added, pointing a tentacle at Spongebob, "you should be the one turning over a new leaf!"

Spongebob:( started to cry.) "Now look what you've done!!" said Mr. Krabs, pointing a claw at Spongebob, and breaking his stony glare on Squidward.

mr krabs: "Ye've made the young lad cry! Now how is he supposed to concentrate on making me a wheelbarrow of money?" Squidward slapped himself in the head.

squidward:You always were greedy, you still are greedy, and if things will continue to go this way, there will be no end to your greed", "How much lower will you go before I kill Spongebob?"

Mr. Krabs: (c ontinued his stony glare at Squidward). "I am how I want to be", he said, "and that is to be of no concern to ye. Understand?"

Spongebob: or where Squidward was before walking into the restaurant and starting up the grill. Mr. Krabs could tell the grill was on because he was smelling Krabby Patties.( Apparently, Spongebob had decided that Squidward isn't the kind of person to kill someone, that he was joking, and that he should just ignore the whole situation and get to work. Mr. Krabs gave a deep sigh.)

mr krabs:"Things are sure going to be different without the two of ye," he said glumly to Squidward without turning around. "Ye two have been so loyal to me, and ye're planning on taking it all away from me. Who's going to work for me restaurant once ye two are gone?"

Squidward:( boldly stated) "It is up to you to decide who the new Krusty Krew would be".

Mr. Krabs:( hung his head low, in shame.) "I guess there's no avoiding me restaurant's fate...(" he said, after a pause. ")...but maybe I can save the two of ye before the murder has to happen at all--"

Squidward:( interrupted Mr. Krabs, shouting out) "Did I say he still had a chance?
mr krabs: No. You can't save him! You could've if you had listened, even if it were only last Friday!!"

Mr. Krabs gave Squidward another stony glare.
mr krabs: "If ye think I'm going to stand idle and let me workers kill each other over dis situation, ye're wrong. I'll do whatever it takes to make sure me main lad is still alive at the end of the week."

Squidward:"Fair enough," ( simply.) "You won't win, though. I'm more clever than you think I am."

Mr. Krabs: (squinted at Squidward,) keeping his glare. "We'll see about that," he said.

Squidward made no attempt at Spongebob's or Patrick's lives during this last week. Then, he boldly announced on Friday that the murder would occur on Saturday, after the community service.

On said Saturday, Mr. Krabs called the Bikini Bottom mayor, warning him to keep an eye on Squidward, since he had announced that at night, Squidward would make an attempt at Spongebob's life. The immediate reaction was a call by hand-held radio to Squidward's squadron, which obviously consisted of Spongebob, Patrick, and him, warning him that the cops would have Spongebob's house guarded to avoid the planned murder. Perfect, Squidward thought. Every piece is coming together. Spongebob was already safe, but to keep them out of my way when I kill Patrick... yes. That was the first phase of my brilliant plan. Now Patrick's totally unguarded. Killing him will be a piece of cake.

All of a sudden, Patrick pointed out that Squidward, in his chain of thought, had almost fallen off a cliff in the canyon they were supposed to clean up.
spongebob: "It would've been really tragic to lose you squidward," he said.

squidward"Oh, um, uh... Th-th-thanks," Spongebob (stuttered when he realized he was one step away from death).

spongebob: Then it hit him. Why kill Patrick when he could jump off the cliff and die? .
mr krabs: because he would end up in Davy Jones' Locker, that's why. The suicide plan was scrapped in record time.
squidward: (he walked away from the cliff and went back to picking up the trash in the canyon.)
spongebob:( Surprisingly,)though, Spongebob started to walk up to the cliff, asking himself whether it would be better to jump to his death or let Squidward risk his life for him).
Squidward:( asked Patrick to talk him out of it.) He did, and Spongebob stepped away.

Finally, at the end of the "workday", Squidward expected to be released to his house to get ready for work tomorrow. Instead, however, they told him to continue his service as the other two could leave. Squidward objected, stating that conspiracy wasn't a crime; the action itself was. The mayor bluntly said "And if we can prevent said action, we will," giving Squidward the choice between supervised community service, and being sent to jail immediately.

Squidward instead decided to test the Mayor's patience. "And what if I'm bluffing about the whole thing, which I could be doing so, since only a fool would announce when he would commit the murder?"

The Mayor stood there, puzzled. "A bluff, you say?", he asked. His expression changed almost immediately. "The problem with your reasoning, though, is that it's only a chance, not a guarantee. What if you really are going to try to kill your neighbor?"

Mr. Krabs suddenly showed up, saying that neither of the Mayor's choices would be necessary. It turned out that he had grown nervous and never hung up after warning the Mayor, so he heard the call to the cops.

The Mayor started to question the situation. "You're right," he finally said. "I already have the cops there. I shouldn't have to also jail you, or have you supervised. Alright, Squidward... you're free to go. I'm warning you, though... it would be very unwise to attempt your murder. You might find yourself dead."

Thank you, Mr. Krabs, Squidward thought as he walked to his house. Now there's absolutely nothing to get in my way when I go to kill Patrick.

When the clock read 11:11 PM, Squidward decided it was time to act. Yes, he thought, now is the time to remove Patrick from this pitiful world.

Squidward figured the cops would be around his door, so he took a look outside of a window, and saw the cops were still guarding Spongebob's house. At Patrick's rock, there was nobody in sight. The bluff had worked. Nobody would stop Squidward from murdering Patrick.

Squidward had earlier decided that he would hide a pocketknife in his mouth. He then revised his plan, hiding it in a Krabby Patty that he bought directly from Spongebob to "give to Patrick, since he looked like he was a bit hungry." Yes, Squidward thought when he had stuffed the pocketknife in the Krabby Patty, it was a perfect fit, and a good mask for my plan.

He walked out of his house, and towards Patrick's rock, ready to explain that "Patrick always had a Krabby Patty at 11:15 PM, like a poorly-timed midnight snack, but forgot to get a spare yesterday". His alibi was unnecessary, since he met nobody on his way to the rock. He then proceeded to open a trapdoor into Patrick's underground home, careful enough to not let anybody in on his plan... except Spongebob.

Spongebob had developed a case of insomnia, expecting Squidward to somehow bypass the cops and go straight for him. He decided to look out his window, and was shocked to notice that Squidward wasn't in his house. The only question was... "If he's not going for my house, where is he going?"

Then it struck him. No, it was not Squidward's pocketknife. It was the sudden thought that Squidward had been bluffing. Spongebob was not meant to be the victim. "But then... who would he kill... ?"

Finally, he realized the cold truth. "Patrick," he said. "He's going after Patrick... not me. I've gotta let them know." He ran to his door, only to discover that the cops had bolted it shut to keep Squidward out. He then tried to open his window, but that was bolted shut too. "How am I supposed to let them know?!"

He wasn't. Squidward had already entered Patrick's underground home, through the cleverly hidden trapdoor. At the moment Squidward pulled the Krabby Patty out of his shirt pocket, Patrick woke up.

"What in the... Who's there... AAH! Someone's trying to steal my Krabby Patty!!", Patrick shouted out, after noticing Squidward with the Krabby Patty.

Squidward was shocked. He expected Patrick to not recognize him. "How could I be stealing it if you never bought it in the first place?!" he asked the enraged Patrick.

It worked. He calmed down immediately. "Oh. I forgot," he said. "Barnacles! I always forget on Saturdays!"

"The Krusty Krab isn't open on Saturdays," Squidward said, with a frown.

"Oh," said Patrick. "So you decided you'd give me one? Gee, thanks!"

Patrick reached out for the Krabby Patty with both hands. Squidward stepped back, his angry look rapidly turning into a shocked look. "Hang on a second," he said. "I need to get something out of here. I forgot that Spongebob had been a bit clumsy and dropped a pocketknife in here."

"Why would Spongebob need a pocketknife?" asked Patrick.

"To cut open the boxes that store whatever he might use to make a Krabby Patty," said Squidward, certain that his reaction time was perfect, as to mask the fact that it was his pocketknife, and the weapon with which to kill Patrick.

Squidward pulled off the top bun on the burger, revealing the pocketknife. He pulled it out, then gave the burger to Patrick.

"Gee, thanks!" said Patrick, as he gobbled up the Krabby Patty.

"Sure, no problem," said Squidward. "Now would you like to do me a favor?"

"Not a problem," said Patrick. "What is it?"

Now was the time. The perfect moment to stab Patrick. Simultaneously, he locked the knife into place, and shouted out "DIE!!".

The next moment, Patrick screamed as he was stabbed in the heart, and fell to the floor, short of breath, and tired from having interrupted his sleep to grab his mistimed midnight snack. He was dead within seconds.

"That was smooth," said Squidward to himself, as he pulled the pocketknife out of Patrick's body, then thought about why a murderer would keep the weapon after the job was done, and stuck it to the bottom of Patrick's bed. He then got out of Patrick's house, deciding he'd let the cops find out for themselves what he had done. Once inside his own house, he got in his own bed, and fell into a peaceful slumber.

When he awoke, he was still in his bed. It was Monday, and his alarm clock had gone off, thanks to the battery replacement that Squidward had made the previous day. He got out of his bed, walked up to his window, and took a look at Spongebob's pineapple house. It was still there, and so was Spongebob. He was still alive.

Squidward rode off to the Krusty Krab alone. A minute later, the police escorted Spongebob to the Krusty Krab.

When Squidward and Spongebob got to the Krusty Krab at exactly the same moment, Mr. Krabs was standing at the door with a victorious grin. He eyed Squidward, then asked what had caused him to not go after Spongebob last night.

"I told you I was more clever than you thought," said Squidward, with an equally victorious grin, and a victory pose. "Spongebob was the one who came to the conclusion that he was my target. What a fool."

Mr. Krabs's victorious grin was broken up by a look of shock. "What?!" he asked.

"You really thought I was going to kill Spongebob? ...nope. I figured I would make more enemies if I were to kill him... then if I were to instead introduce Patrick to his maker."

"I KNEW IT!!" shouted out Spongebob. "After I saw that you were outside of your house, but nowhere near mine, I knew you had lied to us, that you were after Patrick. The only problem was that the cops had gone a little too far when protecting me. If they hadn't bolted my door shut, I could've warned them before you pulled off the murder."

"Face it," said Squidward to Mr. Krabs. "You lose. I win. You may have Spongebob, but you lost the battle and the war in one fell swoop!!"

Mr. Krabs's feet gave way, and he fell to the floor, back-first. "I thought I could save Spongebob, yet he was already safe... ye really thought this one out well... but ye didn't win the war. I'm going to have ye arrested fer killin' Spongebob's best friend, Patrick Star!"

"It's only too bad I intended to go to prison for the murder," said Squidward, boldly. "You see, Spongebob was more annoying, yet I knew you'd take these measures to stop me from killing him. So I figured I'd use it as a cover-up. I knew that to go after Spongebob would be to risk my life, and risk bring sent to Davy Jones' Locker... even if I hadn't announced the murder. I didn't want that. I'd rather have had life in prison."

A cop tackled Squidward and handcuffed him. "We'll take that as a confession," he said, before tossing him into a police truck.

Once Squidward was thrown in jail, he had no way to find out what time it was... at least until Spongebob showed up one day, as a visitor. "Mr. Krabs said I should check up on you," he said. "Even though we feel bad about what you did. I mean, you were right about Mr. Krabs misunderstanding you all these years. We can see it now. I'll find a way to make it up to you... I'll be here every day, during my lunch break."

Squidward's voice rang out through the whole prison...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

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Episode Transcript: Fear of a Krabby Patty

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Krabby Patty|Giant Krabby Patty]]

==Dialogue==

(Open on the Krusty Krab. Fish are eating food, Mr. Krabs is painting a picture and Squidward is manning the cash register.)
Mr. Krabs: it's Finished! At last i can see what i done from my 24hr shift. (Shows the picture to Squidward and SpongeBob, who is now at the chef's window.) What do you boys think of my masterpiece?

SpongeBob: (reading the sign) New business hours: 6.00. to 11.00.

Squidward: (yelling) What? That is totally unfair!

SpongeBob: Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6.30.? Like 5:30,5:00 or 4:00 in the morning .? Or 8.00?
(Squidward zips up the chef's window)

Squidward: Zip it!
(Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street)

Mr. Krabs: oh no not the chumbucket?
(The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 24 hours")

Mr. Krabs: ...The Chum Bucket open 24 hours? So that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he?
(A customer walks up to him, tray in hand.)

Fish: Sure. I don't know. Why not?

Mr. Krabs: Well, he's wrong!

Fish: Oh, o.k. Sure.

Mr. Krabs: As of now, the [[Krusty Krab]] is open everyday.
(SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be.)

SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Squidward? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home. I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming.
(SpongeBob exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again.)

SpongeBob: Well, I'm not dreaming.
(Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!)

Plankton: (behind the scope) Open everyday , eh? I knew he couldn't resist staying open later than me. (He starts walking into the Chum Bucket) My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula. (Laughs evilly. He notices after a while that his computer wife, Karen is not laughing with him.) Why aren't you laughing?

Karen: I've heard this joke before. now can we get into stuff NOW?
(Scene switches to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is standing near the cash register with a bell and beater in hand.)

Mr. Krabs: All right, everybody. The Krusty Krab is entering day three of non-stop everyday service! Let's give it up for day three! (The camera shows the customers of the Krusty Krab eating their food and not being swayed by Mr. Krab's excitement.) Yee haw, day three three three!

SpongeBob: (inside the kitchen, holding a Krabby patty.) Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete.
(Bubbles fill the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to the inside, where Mr. Krabs still is holding a bell)

Mr. Krabs: Day ten of non-stop everyday service!

Squidward: (exhausted) Mr. Krabs, can I go home now i need to go to sleep?

Mr. Krabs: No one goes home!

Squidward: (points to the bags under his eyes) Look at these bags under my eyes; even my bags have bags!
(The camera shows a closely detailed picture of Squidward's drowsy eyes)

Mr. Krabs: Quit your bellyaching, Squidward; you don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you?

SpongeBob: (grilling hamburgers in the kitchen) K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I.

Mr. Krabs: You could learn a few things from that boy.

Squidward: (through his teeth) Mr. Krabs, he is not normal
. (SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty.)

Mr. Krabs: All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work.
(Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob.)

Plankton: Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the Sponge will crack like an egg (clenches fist), and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. (Slurps and then does an evil laugh.)
(Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect.)

Mr. Krabs: Eww! A spider bug that is gone to the krusty krab.
(Scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs picks up on the other line.)

Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab! The restaurant that never closes everyday on non stop service. Would you like to place an order? (We hear a muffled sound from Mr. Krab's phone.) 10,000 Krabby Patties! We'll start your order right away, Mr....uh, uh...What was that name again? (Muffles coming from the phone. Mr. Krabs writes his information on a piece of paper) Uh huh...Peter Lankton. Wait a minute; this isn't some kind of prank, is it?

Plankton: Eh...no.

Mr. Krabs: Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton.
(Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob.)

Mr. Krabs: Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! (Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space) I'm counting on you, boy. I need you to raise that spatular. (SpongeBob does so, enthusiastically) Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Krusty Krab!"
SpongeBob: Team Krusty Krab!

Mr. Krabs: That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away) And no breaks!
SpongeBob: (Ecstatic) Did you hear that spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! (Pinches self) Wow!
(Cut to a view of the ocean with a small island with some palm trees in the background. Mr. Krabs floats by as he hits his bell)

Mr. Krabs: Day 15! Give it up for day 15 on everyday non stop service!
(SpongeBob floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime)

SpongeBob: K-R-A-B-B-Y...(drones off)
(Plankton floats by as the setting transforms into the daytime. Plankton laughs menacingly. SpongeBob floats by a lot faster.)

SpongeBob: 1,322...
(Mr. Krabs floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa)

Mr. Krabs: Day 23! Give it up for day 23 on everyday non stop service!

SpongeBob: 6,654...

Mr. Krabs: Day 30 on everyday non stop service!

SpongeBob: 7,121...
(Plankton floats by now. He laughs menacingly. Burger items float by. SpongeBob floats by)

SpongeBob: 8,659
(Old Man Jenkins floats by, confused)

Old Man Jenkins: Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!
(The scene switches back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs appears extremely tired)

Mr. Krabs: Day...[record scratch] anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.

Squidward: (Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties.) Forty-three (Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks.)
(SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot.)

Mr. Krabs: What the flimflam? (Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck.) What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. (SpongeBob does not answer him) Boy?
(SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head.)

SpongeBob: (Drowsily) Oh, hey Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?

Mr. Krabs: Boy, I'm worried that...(Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty.) Got it?

SpongeBob: (wiping his eyes) I'm sorry Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?

Mr. Krabs: Sure, I said I'm worried that...(He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking.)

SpongeBob: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: (he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs) Stay back! I'm warning you!

Mr. Krabs: (Starts walking towards SpongeBob) All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to...(Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again)

SpongeBob: No, don't eat me; I'm too chewy. (Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties) Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! and now i cannot sleep for long! what have i done with the krabby patty that's falling on my nightmare (Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling.)

[[Krabby Patty]]: (looking at him) What?

SpongeBob: (Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at a normal looking fish wearing a light purple shirt)

Female Companion: I told you that shirt was hideous.
(SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor.)

SpongeBob: No, no! I want to live! (He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open) I want to live (He's dragged back inside.)
(The camera shows Squidward, exhausted.)

SpongeBob: (inside the kitchen) Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.

Mr. Krabs: (patting SpongeBob's head) There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your

[[Spat]]ular. (Hands SpongeBob his spatula)

SpongeBob: (repeating) Spatular.

Mr. Krabs: (showing SpongeBob his grill) and here's the grill.

SpongeBob: (repeating) Grill.

Mr. Krabs: (Showing SpongeBob some patties in his hands) and here are some fresh Krabby...
(SpongeBob starts screaming again. When Mr. Krabs pulls the patties away, SpongeBob's scream lessens. He pulls the patties out in front of him and continues pushing and pulling them forward.)

Mr. Krabs: Hmm, there may be a problem after all.

SpongeBob: What does this mean?

Mr Krabs: It means there's something wrong with your head. Look, I think maybe you should see a professional.

SpongeBob: Wrestler?

Mr. Krabs: No, a psychiatrist.

SpongeBob: Oh, but where am I going to find a psychiatrist? (A paper airplane hits him in the head) Ow! (Plankton is heading at the chef's window and then drops down. SpongeBob starts reading the paper) Hey, look at this! "Dr. Peter Lankton: Psychiatrist. Specializing in Krabby Patty phobias". Gosh, I don't know about this, Krabs; wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see...(Mr. Krabs holds up a patty in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob points and screams at it, then runs off.)
(The scene switches to SpongeBob, paper in hand, finding out where the psychiatric center is.)
SpongeBob: (looking up) Well, this looks like the place. (It is the Chum Bucket with the sign "Dr. P. Lankton Psychiatrist" on it. SpongeBob enters, looking for the psychiatrist) Hello? Doctor?

Plankton: Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. (SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard.) Now...(chuckles) Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.

SpongeBob: You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink (laughs). Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?

Plankton: Hope, hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you. (Laughs, but then clears his throat) Yeah, I mean: you'll be cured in no time.

SpongeBob: Oh, good.

Plankton: Let's start with a simple exercise.

SpongeBob: Jumping jacks?

Plankton: I want you to close your eyes. (SpongeBob lightly closes his eyes) Tighter (he closes his eyes tighter) Tighter (Tightens them even more, until the rip off.) Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?

SpongeBob: I see giant Krabby Patties.

Plankton: Good, and what are they made of? (He starts recording on a voice recorder)

SpongeBob: Hatred!

Plankton: No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?

SpongeBob: They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! (Grabs a piano and holds it threateningly in the air)

Plankton: Wait, where'd you get that piano? (SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology.) We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?

SpongeBob: I'm ready!

Plankton: Work.

SpongeBob: Work.

Plankton: Spatula.

SpongeBob: Spatula.

Plankton: Bun.

SpongeBob: Bun.

Plankton: See, the key is to say something different than what I say.

SpongeBob: Oh, o.k. I've got it.

Plankton: Potato

SpongeBob: Poh-tah-to

Plankton: Tomato

SpongeBob: Toh-mah-to
(Scene switches to SpongeBob kneeling on the floor looking at various cards.)

Plankton: I've laid out some words on cards here. These words are common kitchen ingredients. I want you to arrange them in any order you choose. It could be a poem or a secret formula. I don't know…oh yes! A secret formula. Good, let's do that.

SpongeBob: Um, you're making me nervous.

Plankton: Oh, o.k. (Walks to and sits on his chair) I'll be over here, then.

SpongeBob: I'm finished! (Plankton gets up and walks to SpongeBob.) I've arranged them into a piano. (The piano falls on Plankton.)

Plankton: Since your mind has been resistant to every mental technique so far, I'm forced to resort to my most powerful method of curing you.

SpongeBob: Fiber?

Plankton: No, hypnosis.

SpongeBob: Hypnosis?!

Plankton: (holds a ticking watch in front of him) Now, keep your eyes on this watch. When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep. One...uh, two...uh, three. (SpongeBob falls asleep) I can't believe it worked. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will awake and tell me the formula. (Snaps fingers, but he does not wake up. He snaps a couple more times.) Hey, wake up! (He clashes cymbals, blows a trumpet and beats on drums.) Hmm, what else is loud and obnoxious? (He holds a ringing cell phone up to his ear, but that does not work) Why won't you wake up?! (We peer into SpongeBob's dream. In it he is chasing jellyfish, but then gets caught in a fishnet by a huge Krabby Patty, who then eats him. Inside the Krabby Patty, SpongeBob looks around in the dark.)

SpongeBob: Where am I?
(Lights turn on and he is lying in his bed in his home. The door to his room opens and a huge Krabby Patty walks in.)
Krabby Patty: Hey, SpongeBob. I heard your brain was sick, so I brought you this cookie pizza. (Hands SpongeBob a cookie pizza)

SpongeBob: Gee, thanks!

Krabby Patty: And here's some chocolate milk. (Hands SpongeBob a glass of chocolate milk)

SpongeBob: The king of flavored dairy drinks! (He drinks it) Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.

Krabby Patty: Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you right here (points to a part of SpongeBob's stomach).

SpongeBob: In my heart?

Krabby Patty: Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.

Plankton: (In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker) Wake up!

SpongeBob: (wakes up, yawning) It worked! I'm cured!

Plankton: But what about the formula.

SpongeBob: Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! (SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab) Thanks for everything, doc!

Plankton: (yelling) No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work. You're still sick! Very, very sick!
(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is flipping burgers normally)

Mr. Krabs: Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.

SpongeBob: Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.

Mr. Krabs: Well, I can safely say, "No more shifts", because twenty-three hours will be plenty (Laughs. SpongeBob then starts laughing). No, seriously. Get back to work!

{{Transcripts/Season 4}}

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The Lost Mattress (Episode)

2008-08-24T03:58:03Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:62a.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | The Lost Mattress(radio edit)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 62a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 13.5.2005
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Shell of a Man]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|-

|}

'''The Lost Mattress''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:Matratze1.jpg|thumb|right|The Mattress Store]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Retail Seller ([[Tom]])
*[[Guard-Worm]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom Dump]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*The Mattress Store
*The Hospital

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs needs a new mattress after his old one threw out his back. Squidward refuses to buy the mattress for his "cheapskate" boss so SpongeBob and Patrick buy him one it is a comfortable one, then throw out his old one in Bikini Bottom Dump, and make a card which Squidward signs, only to discover that the old mattress had his money in it. Krabs then goes into a "Cash Coma", and ends up in the hospital, where he is ill-treated. Meanwhile Squidward is worried about his signature since the cop said if Krabs dies, Squidward would be behind bars. Then Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick go find the mattress, only to find that there is a guard worm, which they do not know about. Then they make all these plans failing. Meanwhile the doctor tells the Nurse to put Mr. Krabs somewhere else. Then Squidward develops a plan called "Worm Bait" where SpongeBob and Patrick put on steak costumes to distract the guard worm only to find out Squidward tricked them. Meanwhile the doctor tells the nurse to put his body somewhere else (outside). Then Mr. Krabs' body is on the operating table rolling down the hill while Squidward surrenders. Mr. Krabs smells the mattress, jumps to it, wakes up, and gets his old mattress back.
[[Image:Matratze2.jpg|thumb|right|Live Bait!]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When the administrator is named Administrator Flotsam, the caption did not show the name Flotsam.
*There is soap opera-sequin music when the scene is at the hospital.
*The song where SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to get the mattresses could also be heard in the episodes [[Funny Pants]], [[Whale of a Birthday]], [[Hocus Pocus]] and [[Fungus Among Us]].
*The worm will return in [[Best Frenemies]].
*In this episode, [[Mr. Krabs]] has a bed. But in all of the episodes before and after this, he only has a hammock for a bed.
*Running Gags: Mr. Krabs gets pushed to different places, including the sidewalk!, Squidward gets attacked by the guardworm instead of SpongeBob and Patrick.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-4-episode-2-the-lost-mattress/ The Lost Mattress Video]

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{{Season4}}

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The Inmates of Summer (Episode)

2008-08-24T03:56:04Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:InmatesofSummer.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | The Inmates of Summer(radio edit)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 96a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 23.11.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[To Save a Squirrel]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"The Inmates of Summer"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]] [[Image:Sun-N-Fun.jpg|thumb|right|Sun N Fun]]
*Prisoners
**[[Dennis]]
*Guards
*[[Sun N Fun]] Camp Leader
*Campers:
**Mattie Mollusk
**Billy Belenny
**Percy Perch
**Tom Tarpon
**Lois Flatfish

===Places===
*[[Inferno Island]]
*[[Sun N Fun|Sun Fun Island]]

===Songs===
*[[Together]]
*[[Sun Fun Island Theme Song]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob is about leave on a camp ship but, keeps on crying with Patrick. Then the ship leaves. A prisoner ship comes, the SpongeBob says to Patrick to come with him. So they aboard the ship. Everyone is miserable except Patrick and SpongeBob. So SpongeBob writes a play. The leader (warden) is furious and says if it is not entertaining SpongeBob will be kicked out of the island. Patrick helps build the setting which is a ship. The other prisoners want to escape away in the boat so they help SpongeBob with the play. The prisoners and SpongeBob and Patrick sing a song Together. The warden loves it and does encore. But, the other prisoners already have left with the ship except SpongeBob and Patrick.

Then the ship sinks and they come back. The warden is furious. While he thinks of a punishment, the leader for the regular camp (mentioned earlier) comes. He then says that he is missing a student SpongeBob SquarePants. Everyone says they are SpongeBob. The warden says to Pipe down. He then asks what they do at his camp. He said they had lots of fun. The warden thought it was torture so he sends all the prisoners to the other camp. At the end all the prisoners are more miserable. The SpongeBob says to Patrick he misses the old camp, and they both cry.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[R. Lee Ermey]] guest voices.
*The island that the prison is at is similar to Alcatraz.
*While they were singing the song [[Together]] at the end you can see at least two [[Dennis]].
*This is the third time SpongeBob went to prison.
*This is the fourth time Patrick went to prison.
*There are absolutely no female characters seen in this episode.
*At first, there was a skeleton in the prison cell, but in the next moment it was gone.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Inmates of Summer]]

==Video==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ80YkTEh2U The Inmates of Summer Video]

{{Season5}}

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[[Category:Episode]]
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The Inmates of Summer (Episode)

2008-08-24T03:54:21Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:InmatesofSummer.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | The Inmates of Summer(radio edit)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 96a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 23.11.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[To Save a Squirrel]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"The Inmates of Summer"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]] [[Image:Sun-N-Fun.jpg|thumb|right|Sun N Fun]]
*Prisoners
**[[Dennis]]
*Guards
*[[Sun N Fun]] Camp Leader
*Campers:
**Mattie Mollusk
**Billy Belenny
**Percy Perch
**Tom Tarpon
**Lois Flatfish

===Places===
*[[Inferno Island]]
*[[Sun N Fun|Sun Fun Island]]

===Songs===
*[[Together(remixed song)]]
*[[Sun Fun Island Theme Song]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob is about leave on a camp ship but, keeps on crying with Patrick. Then the ship leaves. A prisoner ship comes, the SpongeBob says to Patrick to come with him. So they aboard the ship. Everyone is miserable except Patrick and SpongeBob. So SpongeBob writes a play. The leader (warden) is furious and says if it is not entertaining SpongeBob will be kicked out of the island. Patrick helps build the setting which is a ship. The other prisoners want to escape away in the boat so they help SpongeBob with the play. The prisoners and SpongeBob and Patrick sing a song Together. The warden loves it and does encore. But, the other prisoners already have left with the ship except SpongeBob and Patrick.

Then the ship sinks and they come back. The warden is furious. While he thinks of a punishment, the leader for the regular camp (mentioned earlier) comes. He then says that he is missing a student SpongeBob SquarePants. Everyone says they are SpongeBob. The warden says to Pipe down. He then asks what they do at his camp. He said they had lots of fun. The warden thought it was torture so he sends all the prisoners to the other camp. At the end all the prisoners are more miserable. The SpongeBob says to Patrick he misses the old camp, and they both cry.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[R. Lee Ermey]] guest voices.
*The island that the prison is at is similar to Alcatraz.
*While they were singing the song [[Together]] at the end you can see at least two [[Dennis]].
*This is the third time SpongeBob went to prison.
*This is the fourth time Patrick went to prison.
*There are absolutely no female characters seen in this episode.
*At first, there was a skeleton in the prison cell, but in the next moment it was gone.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Inmates of Summer]]

==Video==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ80YkTEh2U The Inmates of Summer Video]

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[[Category:Episode]]
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Season 4, Volume 1

2008-08-23T12:54:25Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#000000;width:347px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:Dvdseason 4-1.jpg|260px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Volume 1
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Half the episodes from Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 12.09.2006
|}

'''SpongeBob SquarePants Season 4: Volume 1''' has half the episodes from Season 4. 
There are two '''Double Length''' Episodes.

==Episodes==
===Disc 1===
*[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]
*[[Shell of a Man]]

*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]

*[[Have You Seen This Snail?( the remix song of gary come home) ]] Double Length

*[[Skill Crane(party mix)]]
*[[Good Neighbors(karoke with lyrics)]]

*[[Selling Out(radio Mix)]]
*[[Funny Pants(clean version)]]

===Disc 2===
*[[Dunces and Dragons]] Double Length

*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture(muti-mixed version)]]
*[[Enemy In-Law(party mix)]]

*[[Patrick SmartPants(radio edit)]]
*[[SquidBob TentaclePants(radio mix)]]

*[[Krusty Towers]]
*[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired(hired version)]]

*[[Ghost Host]]
*[[Wishing You Well(the remix song of Down the Well and wishing is still missing)]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Season 4, Volume 1

2008-08-23T12:51:41Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#000000;width:347px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:Dvdseason 4-1.jpg|260px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Volume 1
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Half the episodes from Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 12.09.2006
|}

'''SpongeBob SquarePants Season 4: Volume 1''' has half the episodes from Season 4. 
There are two '''Double Length''' Episodes.

==Episodes==
===Disc 1===
*[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]
*[[Shell of a Man]]

*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]

*[[Have You Seen This Snail?( the remix song of gary come home) ]] Double Length

*[[Skill Crane(party mix)]]
*[[Good Neighbors(karoke with lyrics)]]

*[[Selling Out(radio Mix)]]
*[[Funny Pants(clean version)]]

===Disc 2===
*[[Dunces and Dragons]] Double Length

*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture(muti-mixed version)]]
*[[Enemy In-Law(party mix)]]

*[[Patrick SmartPants(radio edit)]]
*[[SquidBob TentaclePants(radio mix)]]

*[[Krusty Towers]]
*[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired(hired version)]]

*[[Ghost Host]]
*[[Wishing You Well(the remix song of dreams down the well)]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Season 5, Volume 1

2008-08-23T12:45:29Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#000000;width:347px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:Dvdseason 5-1.jpg]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Volume 1
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Half the episodes from Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 09.04.2007
|}

'''SpongeBob SquarePants Season 5: Volume 1''' has half the episodes from Season 5.

There is one '''Double Length''' Episode.

=Episodes=
==Disc 1==
*[[Friend or Foe?]] Double Length

*[[The Original Fry Cook]]
*[[Night Light(radio edit)]]

*[[Rise and Shine]]
*[[Waiting(radio mix)]]
*[[Fungus Among Us]]

*[[Spy Buddies]]
*[[Boat Smarts]]
*[[Good Ol' Whatshisname (radio edit)]]

*[[New Digs]]
*[[Krabs a la Mode(karoke version with lyrics)]]

==Disc 2==
*[[Roller Cowards(party mix)]]
*[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]

*[[To Love a Patty(clean version)]]
*[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]

*[[Money Talks(chamelon Mix)]]
*[[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]
*[[Slimy Dancing]]

*[[The Krusty Sponge (muti-mix episode)]]
*[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Season 4, Volume 2

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! colspan="2" | Volume 2
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Half the episodes from Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 12.09.2006
|}

SpongeBob SquarePants Season 4 Volume 2 has half the episodes from Season 4. 

==Episode List==
===Disc 1===
*[[Chimps Ahoy]]

*[[Whale of a Birthday(radio edit)]]
*[[Karate Island]]

*[[All that Glitters(karoke version with lyrics)]]

*[[New Leaf]]
*[[Once Bitten(radio Mix)]]

*[[Bummer Vacation (party mix)]]
*[[Wigstruck]]

*[[Squidtastic Voyage(chamleon remix)]]
*[[That's No Lady]]

===Disc 2===
*[[The Thing]]
*[[Hocus Pocus]]

*[[Driven to Tears(radio Mix)]]
*[[Rule of Dumb(karoke version with lyrics]]

*[[Best Frenemies(clean version)]]
*[[Born To Be Wild(party mix)]]

*[[Squid Wood(episdoe vesion)]]
*[[The Pink Purloiner(main movie)]]

*[[Best Day Ever(karoke version with lyrics)]]
*[[The Gift of Gum]]

==Special Features==
*Best Day Ever Shorts (Random Acts of SpongeBob)
*Best Day Ever Karaoke Music Video
*Behind the Scenes with Pick Boy, and SpongeBob

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Where’s Gary? (DVD)

2008-08-23T12:29:16Z

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4 and Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 1.05.2007
|}

'''Where's Gary''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 5 episodes from Season 3 and Season 4. and bonus spongebob karaoke episode good neighbors

==Episode List==
===Season 3===
*[[The Great Snail Race]]
===Season 4===
*[[Have You Seen This Snail?(remixed song of gary come home song)]]
*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*[[Skill Crane(muti-mix version)]]
*[[Good Neighbors(karaoke version with lyrics) ]]

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[[Category:DVD]]

WhoBob WhatPants? (DVD)

2008-08-23T11:52:09Z

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| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5 and a TV movie
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 14.10.2008
|}

'''Who Bob What Pants?''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob]] DVD that contains Episodes from Season 5 including a TV Movie called [[Who Bob What Pants?]] from Season 6.

==Episode list==
===Season 5===
*[[Goo Goo Gas]]
*[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
*[[SpongeHenge]]
*[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]
*[[the inmates of summer]]
'''TV movie:'''
*[[Who Bob What Pants?]]

[[Category:DVD]]

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Episode Transcript: Money Talks

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Episode Article: [[Money Talks]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]

==Dialogue==

(at the Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: May I help you, sir? 

Customer: I'd like that table over by the window. (points to the table behind him where an elderly couple is sitting) 

SpongeBob: As soon as the present customers are done with it. They like to chew their food thoroughly. 

Lady: 97... 98... 99... 

Man: Don't rush me, woman! 

Customer: Perhaps this will speed up the process. (shows him some money) 

SpongeBob: How will that help them chew faster? 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the problem? 

SpongeBob: No problem, I was just telling this customer he needed to wait for his favorite table. 

Customer: Five bucks if I get the table now. (Mr. Krabs kicks out the elderly couple) 

Lady: Ow, my hip. 

Mr. Krabs: (ties a bib around the customer's neck) Enjoy your meal. Let me know if you need anything else. 

SpongeBob: Why did you give him the table? 

Mr. Krabs: You know what they say: "money talks". (kisses the money) 

SpongeBob: I didn't know money could talk. Did it tell you to kick those old people out? (talking to money) What do you
have against old people? 

Mr. Krabs: Don't go goofy on me, boy. Money can't really talk. Only fish can talk. 

SpongeBob: Wouldn't it be neat if money could talk? 

Mr. Krabs: (chuckles) Yeah. Wait a minute... 

Squidward: What's that music? 

SpongeBob: I think Mr. Krabs is gonna sing. 

Squidward: Oh, great.

'''Music:''' "[[If I Could Talk To Money]]"

If I could talk to money
How great my life would be
We'd tell each other secrets
All their friends would visit me

I'd bathe in filthy riches
Which is clean enough for me
Oh, if you could tell me what you want
How happy we would be

We'd surely be the best of friends
We'd never disagree
There wouldn't be a downside
Not one that I could see

If I could talk to money
Come along, sing with me

Squidward: No,Thanks
SpongeBob’s have to go for lunch

If I could talk to money
And it could talk to me
We'd always be the best of friends
For all eternity

Mr. Krabs:ek-ek-ek-ek-ek-ek-ek

Patrick: (comes out of the bathroom) What did I miss? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh... (starts to sing but customers walk away. Cut to later that night at Mr. Krabs' house) Parlez vous Francais? Hable Español? Oo-yay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay? (uses stethoscope on money) Mm-hmm. (turns on a light over the money) Maybe
this will make you talk. Talk! You're being too hard on the little guy. You can talk to me. I'm your friend. (cries) I
would give anything to talk to money. Anything! (Flying Dutchman appears) 

Flying Dutchman: Anything? 

Mr. Krabs: You? 

Flying Dutchman: That's right. 'Tis I, the ominous Flying Dutchman. I'll grant your wish but it'll cost you. (contract
appears in front of Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, my immortal soul. I've heard that speech before. (signs contract) 

Flying Dutchman: Wha...? Well, uh, great. But be warned! 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, skip the lecture. I want what's coming to me.

Flying Dutchman: Humph, you're no fun at all, you know that? (gets out some magic dust from his pouch) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, is that pixie dust? (Flying Dutchman throws the dust in his eyes, causing him to scream. Mr Krabs wakes up)
Whew, that was a strange dream. 

Money: You think that was a strange dream? I dreamt I was trapped in a prison made of peanut butter. 

Mr. Krabs: Who said that? 

Money: Down here. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, it's a nickel. What were you doing in my belly button, little fella? 

Nickel: I got stuck in there during your last coin shower. (shudders) I don't want to talk about it. 

Mr. Krabs: (takes his wallet and takes out a five-dollar bill) Do you have anything to say to me? 

Dollar Bill: Yeah, when was the last time you brushed your teeth? 

Mr. Krabs: It worked! I can talk to money. Oh... 

Nickel: Please, don't start singing again. (cut to Krusty Krab, the next day) 

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, darlings. Soon you'll be rejoined with all your friends. (kisses his money) 

Old Lady: Oh, my, why don't you kiss me like that? 

Old Man: Don't start. 

Squidward: That'll be five dollars. (puts money in register)

Five-Dollar Bill: Hey, dudes. 

Money: Run, jump! Jump out! Jump out! (Mr Krabs closes the register and chuckles) 

Mr. Krabs: (opens up his safe) Good morning, my darlings. 

Money: Good morning, Mr Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: You're coming home with me. 

Money: Yay! 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I did it. I can talk to money. (shows him a bag of money) Go ahead, say hello. 

SpongeBob: Hello... money. 

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh, aren't they a riot? (walks out the Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: I'm starting to worry about Mr Krabs. 

Squidward: I'm worried he just left with my paycheck. (cut to Mr Krabs' house where he's on the floor with his money) 

Mr. Krabs: Now that we're alone, let's tell each other secrets. 

One-Dollar: What kind of secrets are you talking about? 

Dime: Yeah, we live in a safe. 

Money: yeah!

Mr. Krabs: You have any friends you can invite over?

One-Dollar: Aren't we enough for you? 

Dime: Yeah, what's wrong with us? 

Money: Yeah! 

Mr. Krabs: Nothing, nothing. You guys are great. I thought you guy might want some company, you know, to make you happy. 

Money: Why don't you ask what would make us happy. 

Mr. Krabs: Ok, so how can I make you happy? 

Money: Spend us! 

Mr. Krabs: What? 

Dime: We're money. It's in our nature. 

One-Dollar: I've been trapped in that safe for eight years. I always wanted to be spent on a fairy princess outfit. 

Mr. Krabs: What? No way. 

Ten-Dollar: I want to be spent on corn dogs. 

Five-Dollar: I want to be spent on diapers. 

Money: Yeah, yeah, me too. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, wait a minute. I am not spending you on corn dogs, diapers, or fairy princess outfits. (cut to the mall) 

Clerk: Did you find everything ok? 

Mr. Krabs: (dressed up in the outfits that the money were talking about) Unfortunately. 

Money: All right! (Mr. Krabs cries) 

SpongeBob: (dressed in same outfit as Mr. Krabs but it's blue) Mr. Krabs, lookin' good. (Mr. Krabs gasps and runs away) 

Patrick: (dressed in same outfit but it's green) What's wrong with Mr. Krabs? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. He's acting kind of weird. (cut back to Mr. Krabs' house) 

Money: (moaning) Spend us. Spend us. 

Mr. Krabs: I can't spend all of you. And none of you want to be spent on stuff I want. 

Money: Spend us. 

Mr. Krabs: Ah, you're all shallow and self-absorbed. What did I ever see in you? 

Money: Spend us. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not listening... 

Money: Spend us. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not... (knock on door) SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs. I just came by to make sure you weren't, you know, totally insane. 

Mr. Krabs: (chuckles) Take this bag as far away as possible and bury it. (closes door then nervously chuckles) What have I done? (opens door) Give me that back. (takes the bag of money and closes door again) 

SpongeBob: Ok Mr. Krabs, glad you're not insane. (cut to later) 

Mr. Krabs: Dutchman, you cheated me. Take this horrible curse away! I want a refund. 

Flying Dutchman: All sales are final from the Flying Dutchman, especially for a selfish shellfish like yourself. Try saying that three times fast. Your soul's going into me fanny pack of despair. (squeals) Now pay up. Huh? An I.O.U.(I Owe You)? 

Mr. Krabs: Hehe, yeah, well, I sort of sold my soul already.

Flying Dutchman: What? To who? 

Mr. Krabs: To those guys. (points to some monsters beside him) 

Monster: We were here first, pops. 

Monster #2: We've all god a claim on Krabs’ soul. 

Monster: Get to the back of the line. 

Mr. Krabs: Now, now, I'm sure we can sort this out. (Flying Dutchman moves to the back of the line behind SpongeBob) 

Flying Dutchman: You, too, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: He was short five dollars on payday. (Flying Dutchman sighs)

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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 5]]
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WhoBob WhatPants? (DVD)

2008-08-18T12:42:11Z

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| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5 and a TV movie
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || Parental guidence
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 14.10.2008
|}

'''Who Bob What Pants?''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob]] DVD that contains Episodes from Season 5 including a TV Movie called [[Who Bob What Pants?]] from Season 6.Plus a bonus karoke episode of spongebob squarepants spongehenge from season five

==Episode list==
===Season 5===
*[[Goo Goo Gas(radio edit)]]
*[[The Two Faces of Squidward(party mix)]]
*[[SpongeHenge(karoke with lyrics)]]
*[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]

'''TV movie:'''
*[[Who Bob What Pants?]]

[[Category:DVD]]

{{Slogan}}

WhoBob WhatPants? (DVD)

2008-08-18T12:39:32Z

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5 and a TV movie
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || Parental guidence
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 14.10.2008
|}

'''Who Bob What Pants?''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob]] DVD that contains Episodes from Season 5 including a TV Movie called [[Who Bob What Pants?]] from Season 6.Plus a bonus karoke episode of spongebob squarepants the two faces of sqiudward

==Episode list==
===Season 5===
*[[Goo Goo Gas(radio edit)]]
*[[The Two Faces of Squidward(party mix)]]
*[[SpongeHenge(karoke with lyrics)]]
*[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]

'''TV movie:'''
*[[Who Bob What Pants?]]

[[Category:DVD]]

{{Slogan}}

WhoBob WhatPants? (DVD)

2008-08-18T12:39:05Z

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5 and a TV movie
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 14.10.2008
|}

'''Who Bob What Pants?''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob]] DVD that contains Episodes from Season 5 including a TV Movie called [[Who Bob What Pants?]] from Season 6.Plus a bonus karoke episode of spongebob squarepants the two faces of sqiudward

==Episode list==
===Season 5===
*[[Goo Goo Gas(radio edit)]]
*[[The Two Faces of Squidward(party mix)]]
*[[SpongeHenge(karoke with lyrics)]]
*[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]

'''TV movie:'''
*[[Who Bob What Pants?]]

[[Category:DVD]]

{{Slogan}}

Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress

2008-08-17T11:48:23Z

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Episode Article: [[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward's watch strikes 9 o'clock) 

Squidward: Wow, this tim e I'm really late again. Maybe he'll finally fire me. (laughs as he walks into the closed front doors of the
Krusty Krab) Locked? 

SpongeBob: This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 

Squidward: SpongeBob is that you? 

SpongeBob: The horror, it's unspeakable. Don't you see, Squidward? It is closed! The Krusty Krab is closed! 
Squidward: You mean I got out of bed for nothing? 

SpongeBob: The doors are locked. The doors are locked and we are on the outside. Outsiders. What are we going to do,
Squidward? There are krabby patties inside all alone. 

Mr. Krabs: Just stand aside, lad, and let me unlock the door but my back is killing like pain. 

SpongeBob: (faces comes out his backside) Mr. Krabs, you're here! (jumping around) Gosh, Mr. Krabs, we were worried something
might have happened to you. That the world would've never been deprived of the greatest food known to man. 

Mr. Krabs: (drops his keys) Oh, you made me drop me keys. Give me some space, lad. Can't a crab get a little space now? 

SpongeBob: (cries) I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Harsh. (laughs) 
Mr. Krabs: (breaks his back) Arrgh, me back! 

SpongeBob: Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: No, I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze. 

SpongeBob: Oh good, I thought you were hurt. 

Mr. Krabs: I am hurt, ya idiot! (SpongeBob cries) I'm sorry I snapped at ya, laddie. It's just me back is killing me. It's me
old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken coral. I'm going out of me mind. (back breaks again) Oh, me back.

SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs. What are we going to do, Squidward?
Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more. (laughs) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward. 

Squidward: So am I. 
SpongeBob: We should get Mr Krabs a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then we'll never have to be late to
work again. 

Squidward: What? You want me to spend my hard earned money on my own now you exuse me will you lease i am saying to mr krabs to me that i am 'richer than me' skin Flynn boss? No, thank you. (enters

Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: That's ok, Squidward, you'll warm up to the idea. (later) Thanks for coming with me, Patrick. 
Patrick: No problem, buddy. I always wanted to go to a mattress store. (both enter store and gasp) 

SpongeBob: I've never seen so many mattress. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: How many do you think there are? 

Patrick: (looks around and thinks) 10. 

SpongeBob: Cool. 

Employee: There's plenty more than that. Try them out. Find one you like. (SpongeBob jumps on a mattress but Patrick shakes his head. Patrick lays down on a mattress but sinks into it as SpongeBob shakes his head. SpongeBob falls on his back on a rock-hard mattress. Patrick sits in a racecar bed then a crashing sound is heard. SpongeBob sits on a bunch of needles and the employee holds up a first-aid kit. Finally, Patrick sits on a mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. Now back at the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing) 

Squidward: What are you morons doing in the restaurant ? 

SpongeBob: Making a card for Mr. Krabs. To go with his new mattress. 

Squidward: Oh, I see. You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. Well, I won't stand for it. Gimme that card.
(signs card) Trying to outsmart me, will ya? (licks envelope) There, I signed it for all of us. 

Patrick: Hey did you say squidward ,oh you didn't even help pay. 

SpongeBob: Oh, that's ok, as long as Mr. Krabs is happy with his new mattress . (later at Mr. Krabs house) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, me back. Well, here goes another useless attempt to sleep on me mount less, lumpy mattress. (lays on his
mattress) Huh, that's queer. Me mattress seems strangely cozy and butter. Like... (falls asleep) 

SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidward: Surprise! 

Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, you? What in the blue eye scallop are you doing in me bedroom? 

SpongeBob: We noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress. 

Squidward: So I suggested we get you a new one which is perfect for your bedroom and you never ever be late again. 

Patrick: (talking to SpongeBob) I thought it was your idea. 

Mr. Krabs: So, where's me old mattress then? 

Squidward: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump. 

Mr. Krabs: (jumps on Squidward) All my money was in that mattress. 

Squidward: What? Haven't you ever heard of a bank? 

Mr. Krabs: No! 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: No! (faints) 

Patrick: And we got you a card. 

Mr. Krabs: Is there money in it? 

Patrick: Nope. (Mr. Krabs faints again. Later, at the hospital) 

SpongeBob: Is it serious, doctor? Will Mr. Krabs be alright? 

Doctor: Mr. Krabs is in cash-coma. Only the return of his money can save his life. 

Squidward: It was SpongeBob’s fault. Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea. 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Police Officer: Not so fast Boys!. (holds up get well card) This card says 'This was all my idea. Love, Squid-ward,spongebob and patrick'. If Mr. Krabs
doesn't pull through, boys you're going to jail. 

Squidward: Ooh...you did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs mattress back, I'm going to murd... (officer clears
throat) ....help you do it myself without help. 

Patrick: Wow, he really do es care. 

(later at the dump) 

Patrick: What a dump. 

SpongeBob: We gotta get in there, Squidward. Mr. Krabs is counting on us. 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, isn't that the mattress over there? 

SpongeBob: Terrific, Patrick, you found it! 

Squidward: What? Where? Lemme see. Where? 

SpongeBob: There it is Squidward, underneath that really big guard worm. 

Squidward: Oh, that figures. 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor: Oh no, this is terrible this can't be right. 

Nurse: What is it, doctor? 

Doctor: This man has no insurance. 

Nurse: He'll never be able to afford this room! 

Doctor: You're right, nurse. Extract the patient to the hallway. Stat! (Mr. Krabs is pushed into a snack machine) 

SpongeBob: Well, that's Mr. Krabs mattress, alright. Let's go get it. 

Squidward: Ok, here's the plan: you two quietly go in there, remove the mattress out from the guard worm without waking the
worm. 

Patrick: Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because that would be rude, Patrick. 

Squidward: And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm. He'll eat you alive! 

Patrick: Hey, wait a minute, what are you gonna do? 

Squidward: Oh, I've got the most important job. I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe. 

Patrick: Gee, thanks buddy. 

Squidward: My pleasure. 

SpongeBob: (Patrick climbs the fence) Ah, isn't it beautiful, Patrick? You can see everything from up here. 

Patrick: Wow. (both sigh) 

Squidward: What are you doing in your sparetime? 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here.

Patrick: Where? I can't see them. (fence flips around to where Squidward is inside and SpongeBob & Patrick are outside) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow. (both laugh) 

Squidward: What did you idiots do? 

Patrick: Squidward, what are you going in there? You were suppose to keep watch. 

SpongeBob: Yeah and you woke up the guard worm, too. 

Squidward: I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...the...worm. 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor #2: Doctor? 

Doctor #1: Yes, doctor? 

Doctor #2: Regarding your patient, doctor. I have come to this conclusion and can you explain to me Now!. 

Doctor #1: Yes, go on. 

Doctor #2: We have to surgically remove him out from in front of the candy machine so we can get to the nutty nut bar . 

Doctor #1: Of course. Nurse? 

Nurse: I'm on it. (wheels Mr Krabs outside the hospital)

(later at the dump) 

SpongeBob: (climbing down a rope with Patrick to get inside the gate) Worm bait to the retriever. Worm bait to the
retriever. We're in. Out. 

Squidward: Retriever to worm bait, stay in. Don't go out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: No. In. Out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: Oh, look, you're at the far side of the dump, right? 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. 

Squidward: Good. Then make lots of noise to draw the guard worm away from the mattress so I can retrieve it. 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. Out. Oh, that's why he calls himself the retriever. 

Patrick: Why are we called worm bait? 

SpongeBob: I dunno. (ululating with Patrick. Then both uses pots and pans to make loud noises that draws the guard worm
away) 

Squidward: And my perfect plan falls into place. (laughs) 

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick? 

Patrick: I think I know why our code name is worm bait. (guard worm rushes up and growls at them both until it notices the
wooden spoon in SpongeBob’s hand) 

SpongeBob: Nice worm. Good, kind, gentle worm. (worms eyes turn into an image of the wooden spoon) 

Patrick: Ohh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon. 

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob raises the spoon then lowers the spoon as the worms eyes follow where the spoon is) Wow, I think
you're right, Patrick. 

Patrick: See if he plays catch. 

SpongeBob: Ok, see the stick boy? (throws spoon) Go get it, boy! (worm chases after spoon) 

Squidward: Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius. (wooden spoon hits Squidward in the head) Ouch. What the...? Hey, I
needed a wooden spoon. I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket. (places spoon in back pocket) And now for the
mattress. (worm bites Squidward in the butt) I should've guessed. (worm attacks Squidward) 

(back at the hospital) 

Administrator Flotsam: Excuse me, doctor. 

Doctor: Administrator Flotsam, what can I do for you? 

Administrator Flotsam: It has come to my attention that your patient, Mr. Krabs, is out on the front sidewalk outside. 

Doctor: Yes, yes he is. 

Administrator Flotsam: What were you thinking, man? We're trying to run a business. We can't leave patients on the
sidewalk. 

Doctor: Not to worry. Nurse! 

Nurse: I'm on it. (pushes Mr. Krabs away from the hospital)

(back at the dump) 

Squidward: Alright, you two, what's the holdup? 

SpongeBob: We feel silly. 

Squidward: Come on, do it for old man Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Ok. (SpongeBob & Patrick jump out of the portable potty in steak costumes) Can you explain the plan again,
Squidward? 

Squidward: Sure, but first, put on this cologne. 

SpongeBob: (reads label) Steak sauce? (shrugs shoulders and puts the sauces on his body) 

Squidward: Ok, so you are dressed as choice cuts. You go in there and yell 'Trick or Treat!'. The worm will realize he
forgot to stock up on Halloween candy, he'll leave to buy some then we take the mattress. 

Patrick: Give me that cologne. 

Squidward: Now get in there! 

SpongeBob: Happy Halloween, Squidward! 

Squidward: I am not going to get hurt this time. (hears some rattling in the distance. Its Mr. Krabs on his hospital bed rolling down the street into the dump) Isn't that Mr. Krabs in the bed? (screams as Mr. Krabs runs over Squidward, crashes through the gate, runs into a rock causing the bed to flip him over in front of his mattress. Guard worm growls) 
Patrick: That guard worm doesn't look very happy. 
SpongeBob: Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma! 

Mr. Krabs: (sniffs around) It's...me money! (guard worm snarls as Mr. Krabs sends the worm into the air and off the mattress)
Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs jumps on his mattress and barks) No, Mr. Krabs, it's us! 

Patrick: Trick or treat. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hey SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you. Say, why are you two dressed like meat? 

SpongeBob: Not just meat, we're choice cuts. Right, Squidward? 

Squidward: Oh, I give up. (guard worm lands in Squidward’s arm snarling at him. Squidward runs off as the worm chases him) 

{{Transcripts/Season 4}}

[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]
[[Category:Transcript]]

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Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress

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Episode Article: [[The Lost Mattress]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward's watch strikes 9 o'clock) 

Squidward: Wow, this tim e I'm really late again. Maybe he'll finally fire me. (laughs as he walks into the closed front doors of the
Krusty Krab) Locked? 

SpongeBob: This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 

Squidward: SpongeBob is that you? 

SpongeBob: The horror, it's unspeakable. Don't you see, Squidward? It is closed! The Krusty Krab is closed! 
Squidward: You mean I got out of bed for nothing? 

SpongeBob: The doors are locked. The doors are locked and we are on the outside. Outsiders. What are we going to do,
Squidward? There are krabby patties inside all alone. 

Mr. Krabs: Just stand aside, lad, and let me unlock the door but my back is killing like pain. 

SpongeBob: (faces comes out his backside) Mr. Krabs, you're here! (jumping around) Gosh, Mr. Krabs, we were worried something
might have happened to you. That the world would've never been deprived of the greatest food known to man. 

Mr. Krabs: (drops his keys) Oh, you made me drop me keys. Give me some space, lad. Can't a crab get a little space now? 

SpongeBob: (cries) I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Harsh. (laughs) 
Mr. Krabs: (breaks his back) Arrgh, me back! 

SpongeBob: Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: No, I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze. 

SpongeBob: Oh good, I thought you were hurt. 

Mr. Krabs: I am hurt, ya idiot! (SpongeBob cries) I'm sorry I snapped at ya, laddie. It's just me back is killing me. It's me
old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken coral. I'm going out of me mind. (back breaks again) Oh, me back.

SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs. What are we going to do, Squidward?
Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more. (laughs) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward. 

Squidward: So am I. 
SpongeBob: We should get Mr Krabs a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then we'll never have to be late to
work again. 

Squidward: What? You want me to spend my hard earned money on my own now you exuse me will you lease i am saying to mr krabs to me that i am 'richer than me' skin Flynn boss? No, thank you. (enters

Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: That's ok, Squidward, you'll warm up to the idea. (later) Thanks for coming with me, Patrick. 
Patrick: No problem, buddy. I always wanted to go to a mattress store. (both enter store and gasp) 

SpongeBob: I've never seen so many mattress. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: How many do you think there are? 

Patrick: (looks around and thinks) 10. 

SpongeBob: Cool. 

Employee: There's plenty more than that. Try them out. Find one you like. (SpongeBob jumps on a mattress but Patrick shakes his head. Patrick lays down on a mattress but sinks into it as SpongeBob shakes his head. SpongeBob falls on his back on a rock-hard mattress. Patrick sits in a racecar bed then a crashing sound is heard. SpongeBob sits on a bunch of needles and the employee holds up a first-aid kit. Finally, Patrick sits on a mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. Now back at the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing) 

Squidward: What are you morons doing in the restaurant ? 

SpongeBob: Making a card for Mr. Krabs. To go with his new mattress. 

Squidward: Oh, I see. You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. Well, I won't stand for it. Gimme that card.
(signs card) Trying to outsmart me, will ya? (licks envelope) There, I signed it for all of us. 

Patrick: Hey did you say squidward ,oh you didn't even help pay. 

SpongeBob: Oh, that's ok, as long as Mr. Krabs is happy with his new mattress . (later at Mr. Krabs house) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, me back. Well, here goes another useless attempt to sleep on me mount less, lumpy mattress. (lays on his
mattress) Huh, that's queer. Me mattress seems strangely cozy and butter. Like... (falls asleep) 

SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidward: Surprise! 

Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, you? What in the blue eye scallop are you doing in me bedroom? 

SpongeBob: We noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress. 

Squidward: So I suggested we get you a new one which is perfect for your bedroom and you never ever be late again. 

Patrick: (talking to SpongeBob) I thought it was your idea. 

Mr. Krabs: So, where's me old mattress then? 

Squidward: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump. 

Mr. Krabs: (jumps on Squidward) All my money was in that mattress. 

Squidward: What? Haven't you ever heard of a bank? 

Mr. Krabs: No! 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: No! (faints) 

Patrick: And we got you a card. 

Mr. Krabs: Is there money in it? 

Patrick: Nope. (Mr. Krabs faints again. Later, at the hospital) 

SpongeBob: Is it serious, doctor? Will Mr. Krabs be alright? 

Doctor: Mr. Krabs is in cash-coma. Only the return of his money can save his life. 

Squidward: It was SpongeBob’s fault. Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea. 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Police Officer: Not so fast Boys!. (holds up get well card) This card says 'This was all my idea. Love, Squid-ward,spongebob and patrick'. If Mr. Krabs
doesn't pull through, boys you're going to jail. 

Squidward: Ooh...you did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs mattress back, I'm going to murd... (officer clears
throat) ....help you do it myself without help. 

Patrick: Wow, he really do es care. 

(later at the dump) 

Patrick: What a dump. 

SpongeBob: We gotta get in there, Squidward. Mr. Krabs is counting on us. 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, isn't that the mattress over there? 

SpongeBob: Terrific, Patrick, you found it! 

Squidward: What? Where? Lemme see. Where? 

SpongeBob: There it is Squidward, underneath that really big guard worm. 

Squidward: Oh, that figures. 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor: Oh no, this is terrible this can't be right. 

Nurse: What is it, doctor? 

Doctor: This man has no insurance. 

Nurse: He'll never be able to afford this room! 

Doctor: You're right, nurse. Extract the patient to the hallway. Stat! (Mr. Krabs is pushed into a snack machine) 

SpongeBob: Well, that's Mr. Krabs mattress, alright. Let's go get it. 

Squidward: Ok, here's the plan: you two quietly go in there, remove the mattress out from the guard worm without waking the
worm. 

Patrick: Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because that would be rude, Patrick. 

Squidward: And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm. He'll eat you alive! 

Patrick: Hey, wait a minute, what are you gonna do? 

Squidward: Oh, I've got the most important job. I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe. 

Patrick: Gee, thanks buddy. 

Squidward: My pleasure. 

SpongeBob: (Patrick climbs the fence) Ah, isn't it beautiful, Patrick? You can see everything from up here. 

Patrick: Wow. (both sigh) 

Squidward: What are you doing in your sparetime? 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here.

Patrick: Where? I can't see them. (fence flips around to where Squidward is inside and SpongeBob & Patrick are outside) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow. (both laugh) 

Squidward: What did you idiots do? 

Patrick: Squidward, what are you going in there? You were suppose to keep watch. 

SpongeBob: Yeah and you woke up the guard worm, too. 

Squidward: I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...the...worm. 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor #2: Doctor? 

Doctor #1: Yes, doctor? 

Doctor #2: Regarding your patient, doctor. I have come to this conclusion and can you explain to me Now!. 

Doctor #1: Yes, go on. 

Doctor #2: We have to surgically remove him out from in front of the candy machine so we can get to the nutty nut bar . 

Doctor #1: Of course. Nurse? 

Nurse: I'm on it. (wheels Mr Krabs outside the hospital)

(later at the dump) 

SpongeBob: (climbing down a rope with Patrick to get inside the gate) Worm bait to the retriever. Worm bait to the
retriever. We're in. Out. 

Squidward: Retriever to worm bait, stay in. Don't go out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: No. In. Out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: Oh, look, you're at the far side of the dump, right? 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. 

Squidward: Good. Then make lots of noise to draw the guard worm away from the mattress so I can retrieve it. 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. Out. Oh, that's why he calls himself the retriever. 

Patrick: Why are we called worm bait? 

SpongeBob: I dunno. (ululating with Patrick. Then both uses pots and pans to make loud noises that draws the guard worm
away) 

Squidward: And my perfect plan falls into place. (laughs) 

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick? 

Patrick: I think I know why our code name is worm bait. (guard worm rushes up and growls at them both until it notices the
wooden spoon in SpongeBob’s hand) 

SpongeBob: Nice worm. Good, kind, gentle worm. (worms eyes turn into an image of the wooden spoon) 

Patrick: Ohh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon. 

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob raises the spoon then lowers the spoon as the worms eyes follow where the spoon is) Wow, I think
you're right, Patrick. 

Patrick: See if he plays catch. 

SpongeBob: Ok, see the stick boy? (throws spoon) Go get it, boy! (worm chases after spoon) 

Squidward: Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius. (wooden spoon hits Squidward in the head) Ouch. What the...? Hey, I
needed a wooden spoon. I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket. (places spoon in back pocket) And now for the
mattress. (worm bites Squidward in the butt) I should've guessed. (worm attacks Squidward) 

(back at the hospital) 

Administrator Flotsam: Excuse me, doctor. 

Doctor: Administrator Flotsam, what can I do for you? 

Administrator Flotsam: It has come to my attention that your patient, Mr. Krabs, is out on the front sidewalk outside. 

Doctor: Yes, yes he is. 

Administrator Flotsam: What were you thinking, man? We're trying to run a business. We can't leave patients on the
sidewalk. 

Doctor: Not to worry. Nurse! 

Nurse: I'm on it. (pushes Mr. Krabs away from the hospital)

(back at the dump) 

Squidward: Alright, you two, what's the holdup? 

SpongeBob: We feel silly. 

Squidward: Come on, do it for old man Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Ok. (SpongeBob & Patrick jump out of the portable potty in steak costumes) Can you explain the plan again,
Squidward? 

Squidward: Sure, but first, put on this cologne. 

SpongeBob: (reads label) Steak sauce? (shrugs shoulders and puts the sauces on his body) 

Squidward: Ok, so you are dressed as choice cuts. You go in there and yell 'Trick or Treat!'. The worm will realize he
forgot to stock up on Halloween candy, he'll leave to buy some then we take the mattress. 

Patrick: Give me that cologne. 

Squidward: Now get in there! 

SpongeBob: Happy Halloween, Squidward! 

Squidward: I am not going to get hurt this time. (hears some rattling in the distance. Its Mr. Krabs on his hospital bed rolling down the street into the dump) Isn't that Mr. Krabs in the bed? (screams as Mr. Krabs runs over Squidward, crashes through the gate, runs into a rock causing the bed to flip him over in front of his mattress. Guard worm growls) 
Patrick: That guard worm doesn't look very happy. 
SpongeBob: Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma! 

Mr. Krabs: (sniffs around) It's...me money! (guard worm snarls as Mr. Krabs sends the worm into the air and off the mattress)
Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs jumps on his mattress and barks) No, Mr. Krabs, it's us! 

Patrick: Trick or treat. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hey SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you. Say, why are you two dressed like meat? 

SpongeBob: Not just meat, we're choice cuts. Right, Squidward? 

Squidward: Oh, I give up. (guard worm lands in Squidward’s arm snarling at him. Squidward runs off as the worm chases him) 

{{Transcripts/Season 4}}

[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]
[[Category:Transcript]]

{{Slogan}}

Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || parental gudience
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.06.2007
|}

'''Bikini Bottom Adventures''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 Episodes from Season 5. plus a bounus karaoke version of krabs a la mode spongebob squarepants

==Episode List==
===Season 5===
*[[Boat Smarts]]
*[[Good Ol' Whatshisname(radio edit)]]
*[[New Digs(party mix)]]
*[[Krabs a la Mode(karaoke version with lyrics)]]
*[[Roller Cowards]]
*[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
*[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]

==Special Features==
*"Getting to know the Bikini Bottomites" - DVD Game
*Original Uncut Anamatic for "[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]"

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.06.2007
|}

'''Bikini Bottom Adventures''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 Episodes from Season 5.

==Episode List==
===Season 5===
*[[Boat Smarts]]
*[[Good Ol' Whatshisname(radio edit)]]
*[[New Digs(party mix)]]
*[[Krabs a la Mode(karaoke version with lyrics)]]
*[[Roller Cowards]]
*[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
*[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]

==Special Features==
*"Getting to know the Bikini Bottomites" - DVD Game
*Original Uncut Anamatic for "[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]"

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)

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|-
! colspan="2" | '''Bikini Bottom Adventures'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.06.2007
|}

'''Bikini Bottom Adventures''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 Episodes from Season 5. Plus a bonus karoke version of spongebob squarepants krabs a la mode

==Episode List==
===Season 5===
*[[Boat Smarts]]
*[[Good Ol' Whatshisname(radio edit)]]
*[[New Digs(party mix)]]
*[[Krabs a la Mode(karaoke version with lyrics)]]
*[[Roller Cowards]]
*[[Bucket Sweet Bucket(multi mix episode)]]
*[[Breath Of Fresh Squid-ward]]

==Special Features==
*"Getting to know the Bikini Bottomites" - DVD Game
*Original Uncut Anamatic for "[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]"

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Where’s Gary? (DVD)

2008-08-10T02:10:04Z

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4 and Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 1.05.2007
|}

'''Where's Gary''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 5 episodes from Season 3 and Season 4. PLUS a bonus karaoke version of spongebob squarepants good neighbors

==Episode List==
===Season 3===
*[[The Great Snail Race]]
===Season 4===
*[[Have You Seen This Snail?(the remix song of gary come home)]]
*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*[[Skill Crane(party mix)]]
*[[Good Neighbors(karaoke version with lyrics)]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Where’s Gary? (DVD)

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4 and Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 1.05.2007
|}

'''Where's Gary''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 5 episodes from Season 3 and Season 4. plus a bonus karaoke version of good neighbors by spongebob squarepants

==Episode List==
===Season 3===
*[[The Great Snail Race]]
===Season 4===
*[[Have You Seen This Snail? (the remixed song of gary come home)]]
*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*[[Skill Crane(party mix)]]
*[[Good Neighbors(karoke version with lyrics)]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Whale of a Birthday (DVD)

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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 31.10.2006
|}

'''Whale of a Birthday''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 episodes from Season 4.

==Episode List==
===Season 4===
*[[All that Glitters]]
*[[Whale of a Birthday (radio edit)]]
*[[Once Bitten]]
*[[Chimps Ahoy]]
*[[Bummer Vacation (party mix)]]
*[[Wigstruck]]
*[[That's No Lady (karoke version with lyrics) ]]

==Bonus Features==
*Nick Extra: "Your Brain on SpongeBob"
*Nick Arcade Game Trial (DVD-ROM)

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Whale of a Birthday (DVD)

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|-
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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 31.10.2006
|}

'''Whale of a Birthday''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 episodes from Season 4.

==Episode List==
===Season 4===
*[[All that Glitters]]
*[[Whale of a Birthday(radio edit)]]
*[[Once Bitten ]]
*[[Chimps Ahoy]]
*[[Bummer Vacation(party mix)]]
*[[Wigstruck]]
*[[That's No Lady]]

==Bonus Features==
*Nick Extra: "Your Brain on SpongeBob"
*Nick Arcade Game Trial (DVD-ROM)

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Whale of a Birthday (DVD)

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|-
! colspan="2" | '''Whale of a Birthday'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 31.10.2006
|}

'''Whale of a Birthday''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 episodes from Season 4.

==Episode List==
===Season 4===
*[[All that Glitters]]
*[[Whale of a Birthday(radio edit)]]
*[[Once Bitten ( karaoke with lyrics) ]]
*[[Chimps Ahoy]]
*[[Bummer Vacation(party mix)]]
*[[Wigstruck]]
*[[That's No Lady]]

==Bonus Features==
*Nick Extra: "Your Brain on SpongeBob"
*Nick Arcade Game Trial (DVD-ROM)

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)

2008-08-03T05:58:33Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | '''Bikini Bottom Adventures'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.06.2007
|}

'''Bikini Bottom Adventures''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 7 Episodes from Season 5.

==Episode List==
===Season 5===
*[[Boat Smarts]]
*[[Good Ol' Whatshisname]]
*[[New Digs(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs a la Mode(karaoke with lyrics) ]]
*[[Roller Cowards(party mix)]]
*[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
*[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]

==Special Features==
*"Getting to know the Bikini Bottomites" - DVD Game
*Original Uncut Anamatic for "[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]"

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Where’s Gary? (DVD)

2008-08-03T05:47:49Z

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|-
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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4 and Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 1.05.2007
|}

'''Where's Gary''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 5 episodes from Season 3 and Season 4.

==Episode List==
===Season 3===
*[[The Great Snail Race]]
===Season 4===
*[[Have You Seen This Snail? (the Remixed song of Gary come home)]]
*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*[[Skill Crane(party mix)]]
*[[Good Neighbors (with karaoke lyrics)]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]

Where’s Gary? (DVD)

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| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 4 and Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || 1.05.2007
|}

'''Where's Gary''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD that contains 5 episodes from Season 3 and Season 4.

==Episode List==
===Season 3===
*[[The Great Snail Race]]
===Season 4===
*[[Have You Seen This Snail? (the Remixed song of Gary come home)]]
*[[The Lost Mattress(radio edit)]]
*[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*[[Skill Crane(party mix]]
*[[Good Neighbors (with karaoke lyrics]]

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:DVD]]