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Episode Transcript: SpongeBob’s Last Stand

2015-11-11T19:55:56Z

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Episode Article: [[SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen Plankton the Computer W.I.F.E.|Karen]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]

==Dialogue==

(Clam sprays breath spray at mouth, then coughs. Dawn shifts to morning. Scene pans to SpongeBob and Patrick)

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Just 2 more minutes, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Yup.

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Look, here he comes!

to be continued...

==See Also==
*[[The Adventures of Plankton]]
*[[Tom Hanks presents Island Adventure]]
*[[Mr. Krabs School Days]]

{{Transcripts/Season 7}}
[[Category:Transcript]]
[[Category:Unfinished Transcript]]
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 7]]

Episode Transcript: SpongeBob’s Last Stand

2015-11-11T19:55:20Z

198.20.32.1: /* Dialogue */

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Episode Article: [[SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen Plankton the Computer W.I.F.E.|Karen]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]

==Dialogue==

(Clam sprays breath spray at mouth, then coughs. Dawn shifts to morning. Scene pans to SpongeBob and Patrick)

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Just 2 more minutes, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Yup.

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Look, here he comes!

to be continued...

==See Also==
*[[The Adventures of Plankton]]
*[[Tom Hanks presents Island Adventure]]
*[[Mr. Krabs's School Days]]

{{Transcripts/Season 7}}
[[Category:Transcript]]
[[Category:Unfinished Transcript]]
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 7]]

French Narrator

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The French Narrator is the narrator who "appears" in every season.

== "Voice Actor" ==
*[[Tom Kenny]] - [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] series
*[[Stephen Stanton]] - [[The Adventures of Plankton]] series
*[[Pierce Brosnan]] - [[SpongeBob's Audience with SpongeBob SquarePants]] series
*[[Alec Baldwin]] - [[SpongeBob's Audience with SpongeBob SquarePants]] series

== "Appearances" ==
*[[Help Wanted]]
*[[Ripped Pants]]
*[[Jellyfishing]]
*[[Hall Monitor]]
*[[Jellyfish Jam]]
*[[F.U.N.]]
*[[Scaredy Pants]]
*[[The Smoking Peanut]]
*[[SB-129]]
*[[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]]
*[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]
*[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]
*[[Ugh!]]
*[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
*[[Friend or Foe?]]
*[[Wet Painters]]
*[[Hooky]]
*[[Driven to Tears]]
*[[Squidtastic Voyage]]
*[[The Pink Purloiner]]
*[[Christmas Who?]]
*[[Pranks a Lot]]
*[[Shanghaied]]
*[[SpongeHenge]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]
*[[Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Wormy]]
*[[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]]
*[[Chum Caverns]]
*[[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
*[[No Hat For Pat]]
*[[Toy Store of Doom]]
*[[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]
*[[One Krab's Trash (Episode)|One Krab's Trash]]
*[[No Free Rides]]

==Trivia==
* In the episode [[No Free Rides]], the fourth wall is broken when SpongeBob bashes his boat into the French Narrator. You can then see half of his body on the ground.
*In the episode [[Can You Spare a Dime?]], apparently they had to hire a new narrator.

[[Category:Character]]
[[de:Jacques Cousteau]]
[[es:Narrador Francés]]

French Narrator

2015-11-03T20:10:43Z

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{{cleanup}}
The French Narrator is the narrator who "appears" in every season.

== "Voice Actor" ==
*[[Tom Kenny]] - [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] series
*[[Stephen Stanton]] - [[The Adventures of Plankton]] series
*[[Pierce Brosnan]] - [[SpongeBob's Audience with SpongeBob SquarePants]] series
*[[Alec Baldwin]] - [[SpongeBob's Audience with SpongeBob SquarePants]] serie

== "Appearances" ==
*[[Help Wanted]]
*[[Ripped Pants]]
*[[Jellyfishing]]
*[[Hall Monitor]]
*[[Jellyfish Jam]]
*[[F.U.N.]]
*[[Scaredy Pants]]
*[[The Smoking Peanut]]
*[[SB-129]]
*[[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]]
*[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]
*[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]
*[[Ugh!]]
*[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
*[[Friend or Foe?]]
*[[Wet Painters]]
*[[Hooky]]
*[[Driven to Tears]]
*[[Squidtastic Voyage]]
*[[The Pink Purloiner]]
*[[Christmas Who?]]
*[[Pranks a Lot]]
*[[Shanghaied]]
*[[SpongeHenge]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]
*[[Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Wormy]]
*[[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]]
*[[Chum Caverns]]
*[[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
*[[No Hat For Pat]]
*[[Toy Store of Doom]]
*[[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]
*[[One Krab's Trash (Episode)|One Krab's Trash]]
*[[No Free Rides]]

==Trivia==
* In the episode [[No Free Rides]], the fourth wall is broken when SpongeBob bashes his boat into the French Narrator. You can then see half of his body on the ground.
*In the episode [[Can You Spare a Dime?]], apparently they had to hire a new narrator.

[[Category:Character]]
[[de:Jacques Cousteau]]
[[es:Narrador Francés]]

Episodes/Season 9

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|align="center"|[[Image:Extreme Spots.jpg|155px]]
|[[Extreme Spots (Episode)|Extreme Spots]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Johnny Krill is the leader of the high-octane Drastic Radicals sports team, which SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to join.
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|[[Squirrel Record (Episode)|Squirrel Record]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] is determined to break a record number of world records, in record time, so SpongeBob joins her for an action-packed day of dangerous record breaking!
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Trash monster.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''180'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Patrickman.jpg|155px]]
|[[Patrick-Man (Episode)|Patrick-Man!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Derek Iversen
|Patrick becomes a superhero.
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|[[File:Titlecard_Gary's_New_Toy.jpg|155px]]
|[[Gary's New Toy (Episode)|Gary's New Toy]]
|October 14, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|SpongeBob must take drastic measures when Gary becomes obsessed with his new red ball.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:GNT screenshot.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''181'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Titlecard License to Milkshake.jpg|155px]]
|[[License to Milkshake (Episode)|License to Milkshake]]
|September 7, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob returns to the milk-shake academy after discovering his milk-shake license has expired.
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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squid Baby.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Baby (Episode)|Squid Baby]]
|September 3, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|A head injury has Squidward thinking he's a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him.
|align="center"|[[File:181a SquidBaby.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''182'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Episode 54.png|155px]]
|[[Little Yellow Book (Episode)|Little Yellow Book]]
|March 2, 2013
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary and reads it out loud in front of everyone in the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|[[File:Little yellow book screenshot.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:300px-Bumper to bumper.jpg|155px]]
|[[Bumper to Bumper (Episode)|Bumper to Bumper]]
|November 17, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob once again fails his driving test, forcing Mrs. Puff to think outside the box - and off the road.
|align="center"|[[Image:BtoB.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''183'''</center>
|[[File:Eekanurchin.jpg|155px]]
|[[Eek, an Urchin! (Episode)|Eek, an Urchin!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|The Krusty Krab crew have a problem on their hands when SpongeBob finds an urchin.
|align="center"|[[File:Eek! An Urchin.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Squid Defense.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Defense (Episode)|Squid Defense]]
|January 1, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|After Squidward's groceries are stolen, he learns karate from Sandy and SpongeBob to protect him.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Squid Defense sc.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''184'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Jailbreak!.jpg|155px]]
|[[Jailbreak! (Episode)|Jailbreak!]]
|March 16, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|An imprisoned Plankton teams up with his fellow inmates to break out of jail and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
|align="center"|[[Image:Jailbreak! Screenshot.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard Evil Spatula.jpg|155px]]
|[[Evil Spatula (Episode)|Evil Spatula]]
|March 9, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Andrew Goodman
|SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with one from Plankton, which may or may not have magical powers.
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBobEpisode184b.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''185'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon 2.jpg|155px]]
|[[It Came From Goo Lagoon (Episode)|It Came from Goo Lagoon]]
|February 17, 2014
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Derek Iversen Mr. Lawrence
|Slime bubbles appear over Goo Lagoon, but Plankton wants to use them for his plans.
|align="Center"|<center>[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon Picture 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''186'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SDK Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Safe Deposit Krabs (Episode)|Safe Deposit Krabs]]
|May 25, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|Mr. Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand new bank, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.
|align="center"|[[File:Safe Deposit Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="Center"|[[File:Plankton's Pet.jpg|155px]]
|[[Plankton's Pet (Episode)|Plankton's Pet]]
|January 19, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After failing again to steal the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.
|align="center"|[[File:spongebob-squarepants-186b-clip-large.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''187'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Don't Look Now Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Don’t Look Now (Episode)|Don’t Look Now]]
|October 14, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After watching a horror movie, SpongeBob and Patrick believe they're being pursued by a villain.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Don't Look Now Image 4.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Seance Shmeance Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Séance Shméance (Episode)|Séance Shméance]]
|October 14, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob attempts to contact spirits in order to find the recipe for a long forgotten sandwich.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Spongebob halloween.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''188'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Kennythecat.jpg|155px]]
|[[Kenny The Cat (Episode)|Kenny the Cat]]
|March 29, 2014
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Mr. Lawrence
|Bikini Bottom gets a new superhero: Kenny the Cat!
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Kenny the Cat 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Yeti Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|[[Yeti Krabs (Episode)|Yeti Krabs]]
|March 29, 2015
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|Squidward starts doing zero work at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs tells a scary story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Yeti Krabs Photo.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''189'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired.jpg|155px]]
|[[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]]
|November 11, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|To save money, Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob. When he can't handle unemployment, SpongeBob decides to get back to work - no matter what or where.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired Image 2.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''190'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Lost in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Lost in Bikini Bottom]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|SpongeBob gets lost while trying to take a shortcut to the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom 5.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Tutorsauce.jpg|155px]]
|[[Tutor Sauce (Episode)|Tutor Sauce]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tries to teach SpongeBob how to drive.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Tutor Sauce 3.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''191'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:squidplusone.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Plus One (Episode)|Squid Plus One]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis Kyle McCulloch
|Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening and scrambles to find a friend to take with him.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Squiddy.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:exectreatment.jpg|155px]]
|[[The Executive Treatment (Episode)|The Executive Treatment]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|While trying to order a special sandwich, Patrick gets swept up in the fast-paced world of business.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Exec.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:http://i.imgur.com/nDJGjkk.png|155 px]]</center>
|[[Company Picnic (Episode)| Company Picnic]]
|September 25, 2015
|Kyle McCulloch Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs holds the Krusty Krabs first annual company picnic, until Plankton comes up with his own.
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|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Company Picnic 1.png|155 px]]</center>
|[[Pull Up a Barrel (Episode)|Pull Up a Barrel]]
|September 18, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob tales from his old navy days.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Pull Up a Barrel 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
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Episodes/Season 9

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|- bgcolor="#ffffcc" style="text-align:center" 
| '''#''' || '''Titlecard''' || '''Title''' || '''Airdate''' || width="10%"| '''Written by''' || '''Description''' || '''Screenshot'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''179'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Extreme Spots.jpg|155px]]
|[[Extreme Spots (Episode)|Extreme Spots]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Johnny Krill is the leader of the high-octane Drastic Radicals sports team, which SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to join.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:JohnnyKrill.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squirrel Record.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squirrel Record (Episode)|Squirrel Record]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] is determined to break a record number of world records, in record time, so SpongeBob joins her for an action-packed day of dangerous record breaking!
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Trash monster.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''180'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Patrickman.jpg|155px]]
|[[Patrick-Man (Episode)|Patrick-Man!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Derek Iversen
|Patrick becomes a superhero.
|align="center"|[[File:Patrick-Man.png|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard_Gary's_New_Toy.jpg|155px]]
|[[Gary's New Toy (Episode)|Gary's New Toy]]
|October 14, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|SpongeBob must take drastic measures when Gary becomes obsessed with his new red ball.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:GNT screenshot.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''181'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Titlecard License to Milkshake.jpg|155px]]
|[[License to Milkshake (Episode)|License to Milkshake]]
|September 7, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob returns to the milk-shake academy after discovering his milk-shake license has expired.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Spongebob-181a-frothy-technology-clip.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squid Baby.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Baby (Episode)|Squid Baby]]
|September 3, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|A head injury has Squidward thinking he's a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him.
|align="center"|[[File:181a SquidBaby.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''182'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Episode 54.png|155px]]
|[[Little Yellow Book (Episode)|Little Yellow Book]]
|March 2, 2013
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary and reads it out loud in front of everyone in the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|[[File:Little yellow book screenshot.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:300px-Bumper to bumper.jpg|155px]]
|[[Bumper to Bumper (Episode)|Bumper to Bumper]]
|November 17, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob once again fails his driving test, forcing Mrs. Puff to think outside the box - and off the road.
|align="center"|[[Image:BtoB.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''183'''</center>
|[[File:Eekanurchin.jpg|155px]]
|[[Eek, an Urchin! (Episode)|Eek, an Urchin!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|The Krusty Krab crew have a problem on their hands when SpongeBob finds an urchin.
|align="center"|[[File:Eek! An Urchin.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Squid Defense.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Defense (Episode)|Squid Defense]]
|January 1, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|After Squidward's groceries are stolen, he learns karate from Sandy and SpongeBob to protect him.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Squid Defense sc.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''184'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Jailbreak!.jpg|155px]]
|[[Jailbreak! (Episode)|Jailbreak!]]
|March 16, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|An imprisoned Plankton teams up with his fellow inmates to break out of jail and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
|align="center"|[[Image:Jailbreak! Screenshot.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard Evil Spatula.jpg|155px]]
|[[Evil Spatula (Episode)|Evil Spatula]]
|March 9, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Andrew Goodman
|SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with one from Plankton, which may or may not have magical powers.
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBobEpisode184b.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''185'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon 2.jpg|155px]]
|[[It Came From Goo Lagoon (Episode)|It Came from Goo Lagoon]]
|February 17, 2014
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Derek Iversen Mr. Lawrence
|Slime bubbles appear over Goo Lagoon, but Plankton wants to use them for his plans.
|align="Center"|<center>[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon Picture 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''186'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SDK Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Safe Deposit Krabs (Episode)|Safe Deposit Krabs]]
|May 25, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|Mr. Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand new bank, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.
|align="center"|[[File:Safe Deposit Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="Center"|[[File:Plankton's Pet.jpg|155px]]
|[[Plankton's Pet (Episode)|Plankton's Pet]]
|January 19, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After failing again to steal the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.
|align="center"|[[File:spongebob-squarepants-186b-clip-large.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''187'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Don't Look Now Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Don’t Look Now (Episode)|Don’t Look Now]]
|October 14, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After watching a horror movie, SpongeBob and Patrick believe they're being pursued by a villain.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Don't Look Now Image 4.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Seance Shmeance Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Séance Shméance (Episode)|Séance Shméance]]
|October 14, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob attempts to contact spirits in order to find the recipe for a long forgotten sandwich.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Spongebob halloween.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''188'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Kennythecat.jpg|155px]]
|[[Kenny The Cat (Episode)|Kenny the Cat]]
|March 29, 2014
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Mr. Lawrence
|Bikini Bottom gets a new superhero: Kenny the Cat!
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Kenny the Cat 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Yeti Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|[[Yeti Krabs (Episode)|Yeti Krabs]]
|March 29, 2015
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|Squidward starts doing zero work at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs tells a scary story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Yeti Krabs Photo.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''189'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired.jpg|155px]]
|[[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]]
|November 11, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|To save money, Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob. When he can't handle unemployment, SpongeBob decides to get back to work - no matter what or where.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired Image 2.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''190'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Lost in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Lost in Bikini Bottom]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|SpongeBob gets lost while trying to take a shortcut to the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom 5.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Tutorsauce.jpg|155px]]
|[[Tutor Sauce (Episode)|Tutor Sauce]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tries to teach SpongeBob how to drive.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Tutor Sauce 3.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''191'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:squidplusone.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Plus One (Episode)|Squid Plus One]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis Kyle McCulloch
|Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening and scrambles to find a friend to take with him.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Squiddy.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:exectreatment.jpg|155px]]
|[[The Executive Treatment (Episode)|The Executive Treatment]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|While trying to order a special sandwich, Patrick gets swept up in the fast-paced world of business.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Exec.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:http://i.imgur.com/nDJGjkk.png|155 px]]</center>
|[[Company Picnic (Episode)| Company Picnic]]
|September 25, 2015
|Kyle McCulloch Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs holds the Krusty Krabs first annual company picnic, until Plankton comes up with his own.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Company Picnic Title Card.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Company Picnic 1.png|155 px]]</center>
|[[Pull Up a Barrel (Episode)|Pull Up a Barrel]]
|September 18, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob tales from his old navy days.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Exec.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Pyull Up a Barrel 2.png|155 px]]</center>
|-
|}

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[[de:Episoden/9. Staffel]]
{{Seasons}} 
{{Episode Transcripts/Seasons}}
 
{| style="background:#C0C0C0"
|- bgcolor="#ffffcc" style="text-align:center" 
| '''#''' || '''Titlecard''' || '''Title''' || '''Airdate''' || width="10%"| '''Written by''' || '''Description''' || '''Screenshot'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''179'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Extreme Spots.jpg|155px]]
|[[Extreme Spots (Episode)|Extreme Spots]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Johnny Krill is the leader of the high-octane Drastic Radicals sports team, which SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to join.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:JohnnyKrill.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squirrel Record.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squirrel Record (Episode)|Squirrel Record]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] is determined to break a record number of world records, in record time, so SpongeBob joins her for an action-packed day of dangerous record breaking!
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Trash monster.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''180'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Patrickman.jpg|155px]]
|[[Patrick-Man (Episode)|Patrick-Man!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Derek Iversen
|Patrick becomes a superhero.
|align="center"|[[File:Patrick-Man.png|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard_Gary's_New_Toy.jpg|155px]]
|[[Gary's New Toy (Episode)|Gary's New Toy]]
|October 14, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|SpongeBob must take drastic measures when Gary becomes obsessed with his new red ball.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:GNT screenshot.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''181'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Titlecard License to Milkshake.jpg|155px]]
|[[License to Milkshake (Episode)|License to Milkshake]]
|September 7, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob returns to the milk-shake academy after discovering his milk-shake license has expired.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Spongebob-181a-frothy-technology-clip.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squid Baby.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Baby (Episode)|Squid Baby]]
|September 3, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|A head injury has Squidward thinking he's a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him.
|align="center"|[[File:181a SquidBaby.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''182'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Episode 54.png|155px]]
|[[Little Yellow Book (Episode)|Little Yellow Book]]
|March 2, 2013
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary and reads it out loud in front of everyone in the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|[[File:Little yellow book screenshot.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:300px-Bumper to bumper.jpg|155px]]
|[[Bumper to Bumper (Episode)|Bumper to Bumper]]
|November 17, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob once again fails his driving test, forcing Mrs. Puff to think outside the box - and off the road.
|align="center"|[[Image:BtoB.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''183'''</center>
|[[File:Eekanurchin.jpg|155px]]
|[[Eek, an Urchin! (Episode)|Eek, an Urchin!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|The Krusty Krab crew have a problem on their hands when SpongeBob finds an urchin.
|align="center"|[[File:Eek! An Urchin.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Squid Defense.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Defense (Episode)|Squid Defense]]
|January 1, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|After Squidward's groceries are stolen, he learns karate from Sandy and SpongeBob to protect him.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Squid Defense sc.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''184'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Jailbreak!.jpg|155px]]
|[[Jailbreak! (Episode)|Jailbreak!]]
|March 16, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|An imprisoned Plankton teams up with his fellow inmates to break out of jail and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
|align="center"|[[Image:Jailbreak! Screenshot.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard Evil Spatula.jpg|155px]]
|[[Evil Spatula (Episode)|Evil Spatula]]
|March 9, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Andrew Goodman
|SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with one from Plankton, which may or may not have magical powers.
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBobEpisode184b.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''185'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon 2.jpg|155px]]
|[[It Came From Goo Lagoon (Episode)|It Came from Goo Lagoon]]
|February 17, 2014
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Derek Iversen Mr. Lawrence
|Slime bubbles appear over Goo Lagoon, but Plankton wants to use them for his plans.
|align="Center"|<center>[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon Picture 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''186'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SDK Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Safe Deposit Krabs (Episode)|Safe Deposit Krabs]]
|May 25, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|Mr. Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand new bank, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.
|align="center"|[[File:Safe Deposit Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="Center"|[[File:Plankton's Pet.jpg|155px]]
|[[Plankton's Pet (Episode)|Plankton's Pet]]
|January 19, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After failing again to steal the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.
|align="center"|[[File:spongebob-squarepants-186b-clip-large.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''187'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Don't Look Now Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Don’t Look Now (Episode)|Don’t Look Now]]
|October 14, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After watching a horror movie, SpongeBob and Patrick believe they're being pursued by a villain.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Don't Look Now Image 4.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Seance Shmeance Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Séance Shméance (Episode)|Séance Shméance]]
|October 14, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob attempts to contact spirits in order to find the recipe for a long forgotten sandwich.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Spongebob halloween.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''188'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Kennythecat.jpg|155px]]
|[[Kenny The Cat (Episode)|Kenny the Cat]]
|March 29, 2014
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Mr. Lawrence
|Bikini Bottom gets a new superhero: Kenny the Cat!
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Kenny the Cat 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Yeti Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|[[Yeti Krabs (Episode)|Yeti Krabs]]
|March 29, 2015
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|Squidward starts doing zero work at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs tells a scary story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Yeti Krabs Photo.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''189'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired.jpg|155px]]
|[[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]]
|November 11, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|To save money, Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob. When he can't handle unemployment, SpongeBob decides to get back to work - no matter what or where.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired Image 2.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''190'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Lost in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Lost in Bikini Bottom]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|SpongeBob gets lost while trying to take a shortcut to the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom 5.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Tutorsauce.jpg|155px]]
|[[Tutor Sauce (Episode)|Tutor Sauce]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tries to teach SpongeBob how to drive.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Tutor Sauce 3.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''191'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:squidplusone.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Plus One (Episode)|Squid Plus One]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis Kyle McCulloch
|Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening and scrambles to find a friend to take with him.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Squiddy.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:exectreatment.jpg|155px]]
|[[The Executive Treatment (Episode)|The Executive Treatment]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|While trying to order a special sandwich, Patrick gets swept up in the fast-paced world of business.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Exec.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:http://i.imgur.com/nDJGjkk.png|155 px]]</center>
|[[Company Picnic (Episode)| Company Picnic]]
|September 25, 2015
|Kyle McCulloch Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs holds the Krusty Krabs first annual company picnic, until Plankton comes up with his own.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Company Picnic Title Card.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Company Picnic 1.png|155 px]]</center>
|[[Pull Up a Barrel (Episode)|Pull Up a Barrel]]
|September 18, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob tales from his old navy days.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Exec.jpg|155px]]</center>
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''192'''</center>
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Pyull Up a Barrel 2.png|155 px]]</center>
|-
|}

|}

Episodes/Season 9

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'''[[9]] links to this page.'''

[[es:Episodios/Temporada 9]]
[[de:Episoden/9. Staffel]]
{{Seasons}} 
{{Episode Transcripts/Seasons}}
 
{| style="background:#C0C0C0"
|- bgcolor="#ffffcc" style="text-align:center" 
| '''#''' || '''Titlecard''' || '''Title''' || '''Airdate''' || width="10%"| '''Written by''' || '''Description''' || '''Screenshot'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''179'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Extreme Spots.jpg|155px]]
|[[Extreme Spots (Episode)|Extreme Spots]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Johnny Krill is the leader of the high-octane Drastic Radicals sports team, which SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to join.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:JohnnyKrill.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squirrel Record.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squirrel Record (Episode)|Squirrel Record]]
|July 21, 2012
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] is determined to break a record number of world records, in record time, so SpongeBob joins her for an action-packed day of dangerous record breaking!
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Trash monster.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''180'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Patrickman.jpg|155px]]
|[[Patrick-Man (Episode)|Patrick-Man!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Derek Iversen
|Patrick becomes a superhero.
|align="center"|[[File:Patrick-Man.png|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard_Gary's_New_Toy.jpg|155px]]
|[[Gary's New Toy (Episode)|Gary's New Toy]]
|October 14, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|SpongeBob must take drastic measures when Gary becomes obsessed with his new red ball.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:GNT screenshot.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''181'''</center>
|align="center"|[[Image:Titlecard License to Milkshake.jpg|155px]]
|[[License to Milkshake (Episode)|License to Milkshake]]
|September 7, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob returns to the milk-shake academy after discovering his milk-shake license has expired.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Spongebob-181a-frothy-technology-clip.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[Image:Titlecard Squid Baby.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Baby (Episode)|Squid Baby]]
|September 3, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|A head injury has Squidward thinking he's a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him.
|align="center"|[[File:181a SquidBaby.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''182'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Episode 54.png|155px]]
|[[Little Yellow Book (Episode)|Little Yellow Book]]
|March 2, 2013
|Luke Brookshier Marc Ceccarelli Derek Iversen
|Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary and reads it out loud in front of everyone in the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|[[File:Little yellow book screenshot.JPG|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:300px-Bumper to bumper.jpg|155px]]
|[[Bumper to Bumper (Episode)|Bumper to Bumper]]
|November 17, 2012
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob once again fails his driving test, forcing Mrs. Puff to think outside the box - and off the road.
|align="center"|[[Image:BtoB.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''183'''</center>
|[[File:Eekanurchin.jpg|155px]]
|[[Eek, an Urchin! (Episode)|Eek, an Urchin!]]
|October 27, 2012
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|The Krusty Krab crew have a problem on their hands when SpongeBob finds an urchin.
|align="center"|[[File:Eek! An Urchin.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Squid Defense.jpg|155px]]
|[[Squid Defense (Episode)|Squid Defense]]
|January 1, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|After Squidward's groceries are stolen, he learns karate from Sandy and SpongeBob to protect him.
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Squid Defense sc.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''184'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Titlecard Jailbreak!.jpg|155px]]
|[[Jailbreak! (Episode)|Jailbreak!]]
|March 16, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|An imprisoned Plankton teams up with his fellow inmates to break out of jail and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
|align="center"|[[Image:Jailbreak! Screenshot.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:Titlecard Evil Spatula.jpg|155px]]
|[[Evil Spatula (Episode)|Evil Spatula]]
|March 9, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Andrew Goodman
|SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with one from Plankton, which may or may not have magical powers.
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBobEpisode184b.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''185'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon 2.jpg|155px]]
|[[It Came From Goo Lagoon (Episode)|It Came from Goo Lagoon]]
|February 17, 2014
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Derek Iversen Mr. Lawrence
|Slime bubbles appear over Goo Lagoon, but Plankton wants to use them for his plans.
|align="Center"|<center>[[File:It Came From Goo Lagoon Picture 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''186'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SDK Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Safe Deposit Krabs (Episode)|Safe Deposit Krabs]]
|May 25, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Derek Iversen
|Mr. Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand new bank, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.
|align="center"|[[File:Safe Deposit Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="Center"|[[File:Plankton's Pet.jpg|155px]]
|[[Plankton's Pet (Episode)|Plankton's Pet]]
|January 19, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After failing again to steal the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.
|align="center"|[[File:spongebob-squarepants-186b-clip-large.jpg|155px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''187'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Don't Look Now Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Don’t Look Now (Episode)|Don’t Look Now]]
|October 14, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|After watching a horror movie, SpongeBob and Patrick believe they're being pursued by a villain.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Don't Look Now Image 4.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Seance Shmeance Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Séance Shméance (Episode)|Séance Shméance]]
|October 14, 2013
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|SpongeBob attempts to contact spirits in order to find the recipe for a long forgotten sandwich.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Spongebob halloween.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''188'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Kennythecat.jpg|155px]]
|[[Kenny The Cat (Episode)|Kenny the Cat]]
|March 29, 2014
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Blake Lemons Mr. Lawrence
|Bikini Bottom gets a new superhero: Kenny the Cat!
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Kenny the Cat 2.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Yeti Krabs.jpg|155px]]
|[[Yeti Krabs (Episode)|Yeti Krabs]]
|March 29, 2015
|Casey Alexander Zeus Cervas Mr. Lawrence
|Squidward starts doing zero work at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs tells a scary story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Yeti Krabs Photo.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|<center>'''189'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired.jpg|155px]]
|[[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]]
|November 11, 2013
|Marc Ceccarelli Luke Brookshier Mr. Lawrence
|To save money, Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob. When he can't handle unemployment, SpongeBob decides to get back to work - no matter what or where.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:SpongeBob You're Fired Image 2.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''190'''</center>
|align="center"|[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom Title Card.jpg|155px]]
|[[Lost in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Lost in Bikini Bottom]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|SpongeBob gets lost while trying to take a shortcut to the Krusty Krab.
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Lost in Bikini Bottom 5.jpg|155px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center"|[[File:Tutorsauce.jpg|155px]]
|[[Tutor Sauce (Episode)|Tutor Sauce]]
|July 16, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tries to teach SpongeBob how to drive.
|align="center"|<center>'''[[File:Tutor Sauce 3.jpg|155px]]'''</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''191'''</center>
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|[[Squid Plus One (Episode)|Squid Plus One]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis Kyle McCulloch
|Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening and scrambles to find a friend to take with him.
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|[[The Executive Treatment (Episode)|The Executive Treatment]]
|September 7, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|While trying to order a special sandwich, Patrick gets swept up in the fast-paced world of business.
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|[[Company Picnic (Episode)| Company Picnic]]
|September 25, 2015
|Kyle McCulloch Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs holds the Krusty Krabs first annual company picnic, until Plankton comes up with his own
|[[Pull Up a Barrel (Episode)|Pull Up a Barrel]]
|September 18, 2015
|Jack Pendarvis
|Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob tales from his old navy days.
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Doug Lawrence

2015-10-30T19:06:10Z

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'''Doug Lawrence''' (born January 1 1969 as Douglas Osowski), or simply ''Mr. Lawrence'', is the voice of evil and power hungry [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], [[Larry the Lobster]], Realistic Fish Head (whose name is "[[Johnny]]"), and various other characters from the animated TV comedy SpongeBob SquarePants and the voices of noted tattletale Edward T. Platypus, Nurse Leslie and Dave and Ping-Pong on Camp Lazlo.

Previously, he was voice of Filburt Shellbach in Rocko's Modern Life. He is also a standup comedian, cartoonist, writer-director, animator and producer on the television series Johnny Talk. He also worked on The Ren and Stimpy Show in its second season as a layout assistant. Apart from his voice work he is a writer and story editor on [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He also in [[The Adventures of Plankton]] series on written. And also from [[Tom Hanks presents Series]] guest star.

==Trivia==
*He drew the album cover for the album: Weird Al. Yankovic - The Food Album.
*He voices various background characters throughout the series.
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Episode Transcript: SpongeBob’s Last Stand

2015-10-28T19:10:50Z

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Episode Article: [[SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen Plankton the Computer W.I.F.E.|Karen]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]

==Dialogue==

(Clam sprays breath spray at mouth, then coughs. Dawn shifts to morning. Scene pans to SpongeBob and Patrick)

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Just 2 more minutes, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Yup.

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Look, here he comes!

to be continued...

==See Also==
*[[The Adventures of Plankton]]
*[[Tom Hanks presents Island Adventure]]

{{Transcripts/Season 7}}
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[[Category:Unfinished Transcript]]
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 7]]

Episode Transcript: SpongeBob’s Last Stand

2015-10-28T19:10:28Z

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Episode Article: [[SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen Plankton the Computer W.I.F.E.|Karen]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]

==Dialogue==

(Clam sprays breath spray at mouth, then coughs. Dawn shifts to morning. Scene pans to SpongeBob and Patrick)

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Just 2 more minutes, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Yup.

'''SpongeBob''': (''says excitedly'') Look, here he comes!

to be continued...

==See Also==
*[[The Adventures of Plankton]]
'[[Tom Hanks presents Island Adventure]]

{{Transcripts/Season 7}}
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Frank Welker

2015-10-21T18:59:54Z

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'''Franklin W. Welker''' (born March 12, 1946) is an American voice actor. He is responsible for a broad spectrum of character voices, and other vocal effects such as animals that have appeared over the last 40 years in American television and motion pictures. He voiced numerous characters on ''Transformers G1''. He is the voice of the [[Gorilla]] from the episode: [[I Had an Accident]].

==Episodes that he voiced a character(s) in==

*[[Tea at the Treedome]] - Clam/Bird

*[[The Smoking Peanut]] - [[Clamu]]/Clamu's Baby Oyster

*[[I Had an Accident]] - [[Gorilla]]

*[[My Pretty Seahorse]] - [[Mystery]]

*[[Wormy]]- [[Wormy]]

*[[Fear of a Krabby Patty (Episode)|Fear of a Krabby Patty]] - Krabby Patty

*[[Once Bitten]] - Harold's sneeze

*[[Chimps Ahoy (Episode)|Chimps Ahoy]] - Robot

*[[Squid Wood]] - Mini Squidward

*[[Night Light (Episode)|Night Light]] - Monster Chair

*[[Spy Buddies (Episode)|Spy Buddies]] - Camera

*[[The Inmates of Summer (Episode)|The Inmates of Summer]] - Singing Fishes

*[[Spongicus (Episode)|Spongicus]] - Lion

*[[Pet or Pests (Episode)|Pet or Pests]] - Garbage Man

*[[No Hat for Pat (Episode)|No Hat for Pat]] - Sea Urchins

*[[Stuck in the Wringer (Episode)|Stuck in the Wringer]] - Carnival Worker

*[[Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (Episode)|Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful]] - Gary's sleeping

*[[Enchanted Tiki Dreams (Episode)|Enchanted Tiki Dreams]] - Cup

*[[Frozen Face-Off (Episode)|Frozen Face-Off]] - Guard-Worm

*[[Karen 2.0 (Episode)|Karen 2.0]] - [[Karen 2.0 (Character)|Karen 2.0]]

*[[Demolition Doofus (Episode)|Demolition Doofus]] - Lenny/Blow Torch

*[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]] - Horses

=Movies=
*[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] (2004) - Frog Fish
*[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Sequel|The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge out of Water]] (2015) - Taxi Car's horns

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Frank Welker

2015-10-21T18:59:37Z

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'''Franklin W. Welker''' (born March 12, 1946) is an American voice actor. He is responsible for a broad spectrum of character voices, and other vocal effects such as animals that have appeared over the last 40 years in American television and motion pictures. He voiced numerous characters on ''Transformers G1''. He is the voice of the [[Gorilla]] from the episode: [[I Had an Accident]].

==Episodes that he voiced a character(s) in==

*[[Tea at the Treedome]] - Clam/Bird

*[[The Smoking Peanut]] - [[Clamu]]/Clamu's Baby Oyster

*[[I Had an Accident]] - [[Gorilla]]

*[[My Pretty Seahorse]] - [[Mystery]]

*[[Wormy]]- [[Wormy]]

*[[Fear of a Krabby Patty (Episode)|Fear of a Krabby Patty]] - Krabby Patty

*[[Once Bitten]] - Harold's sneeze

*[[Chimps Ahoy (Episode)|Chimps Ahoy]] - Robot

*[[Squid Wood]] - Mini Squidward

*[[Night Light (Episode)|Night Light]] - Monster Chair

*[[Spy Buddies (Episode)|Spy Buddies]] - Camera

*[[The Inmates of Summer (Episode)|The Inmates of Summer]] - Singing Fishes

*[[Spongicus (Episode)|Spongicus]] - Lion

*[[Pet or Pests (Episode)|Pet or Pests]] - Garbage Man

*[[No Hat for Pat (Episode)|No Hat for Pat]] - Sea Urchins

*[[Stuck in the Wringer (Episode)|Stuck in the Wringer]] - Carnival Worker

*[[Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (Episode)|Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful]] - Gary's sleeping

*[[Enchanted Tiki Dreams (Episode)|Enchanted Tiki Dreams]] - Cup

*[[Frozen Face-Off (Episode)|Frozen Face-Off]] - Guard-Worm

*[[Karen 2.0 (Episode)|Karen 2.0]] - [[Karen 2.0 (Character)|Karen 2.0]]

*[[Demolition Doofus (Episode)|Demolition Doofus]] - Lenny/Blow Torch
*[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]] - Horses
=Movies=
*[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] (2004) - Frog Fish
*[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Sequel|The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge out of Water]] (2015) - Taxi Car's horns

[[Category:Cast and Crew|W]]

Episode Transcript: Shanghaied

2015-06-11T19:05:02Z

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Episode Article: [[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]

==Dialogue==

(pan over live-action houses)

Narrator: And now, it's time for Patchy's Pick. (The name "Patchy's Pick" appears. The exterior of Patchy's house is shown) Hosted by: SpongeBob's number one fan, Patchy the Pirate!

Patchy: Ahoy, fanofanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! I got a little treat for you. We're gonna see me favorite movie Shanghaied! Ta-ta-ta!

Potty: Boring!

Patchy: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people!

Potty: Squawk! I'm being held here against my will! Help!

Patchy: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty?

[Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window]

Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy out and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon!

===The story===

SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Holy Shrimp! (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby! 

Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!

SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it? 

Patrick: How about.... 

Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s
house) Now look what you've done! 

SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands) 

Patrick: Clean.... 

Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing. 

SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope) 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait! 

Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also) 

Narrator: A few inches later... 

SpongeBob: (points up) Ship! 

Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world? 

SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship! 

Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind. 

SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it. 

Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right
place. 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top) 

Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I
wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship) 

SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar? 

Patrick: I don't know. Why? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell) 

Patrick: Yes! 

SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of
the flying Dutchman") 

Flying Dutchman: Rawr!! 

SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!" 

Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman! 

SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron! 

Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair? 

SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward) 

Squidward: I....no, I don't. 

SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? 

Squidward: I never said that. 

Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother. 

SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.

Flying Dutchman: (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward) 

Squidward: Ahh! Ow. 

Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick) You're next! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! 

SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship) 

Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again? 

Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now? 

Patrick: Uhh... 

Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a "Ghost Rule Book") Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited
or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever.
(closes rule book) 

Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-
numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television. 

Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're
crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next
to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me...
(Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying
Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair) 

Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"? 

SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman. 

Patrick: We'll do anything you say! 

Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket) 

SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop! 

Patrick: And I got this hat! 

Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to
look good and scary! 

SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably... 

Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary. 

SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that... 

Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings
and bugs in the sink. 

SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good? 

Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping) 

Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like
a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! 

Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-
eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying
Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! 

Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our
first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight! 

SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to
a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid) 

Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three. 

Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. 

Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea) 

SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those
scratches. 

Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind
a rock)

Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob &
Patrick who just get confused) 

SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again. 

Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a
little trick with his fingers) 

Patrick: How does he do that? 

Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship. 

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery. 

Billy: Those guys are dorks. 

Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure-
skate in purple tights) 

(back on the ship) 

SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room? 

Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward! 

SpongeBob: Like movie passes? 

Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely) 

Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's
not really you so much as it is me. 

SpongeBob: You're setting us free? 

Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob & Patrick scream) 

Patrick: Wait, I have an idea! 

SpongeBob: Really?! What is it? 

Patrick: Let's leave! 

SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of
perfume and customers) 

Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume) 
SpongeBob: I always hate going in there! 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room) 

Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin
showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me
dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever
happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't
eat without it! 

SpongeBob: Never! 

Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me!
SpongeBob: No! 

Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!

Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass. 

Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes. 

Patrick: Make it five. 

Flying Dutchman: Four. 

Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it. 

Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes. 

SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great? 

Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute) 

Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left. 

SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the
Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed) 

Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back! 

SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second
one. 

Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess!

Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue) 

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)

===Patrick's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick) 
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?! 
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder! 
Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it. 
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted. 
Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum? 
Squidward: You wished for gum? 
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out) 
Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.

===Squidward's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Squidward) 
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish! 
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish? 
Patrick: No! 
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life! 
Flying Dutchman: So be it. 
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick. 
Patrick: Hi. 
Squidward: That's not what I meant! 
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly) 
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was? 
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor. 
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)

===SpongeBob's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on SpongeBob) 
Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten? 
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! (Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads) 
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray! 
SpongeBob: We're home! 
Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved! 
Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? (their bodies have been turned into fruits and they gasp as they realize they are in a blender) 
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (whistles(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream in fear and bounce away in the blender) Hey, get back here with that! Ha ha! I'll get ya! (Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast)

===Main ending===
Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! (Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY) Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! (blows horn) 
Kids: (off-screen) Hooray! 
Patchy: Now, blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! Thank you, my precious potty. 
Potty: Brawk, you're not welcome. 
Patchy: Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt! 
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! (Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast) 
Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! (Potty collapses to the floor)
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Episode Transcript: Pest of the West

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Episode Article: [[Pest of the West]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBuck SquarePants]]
*[[Pecos Patrick]]
*[[Squidward's Western Ancestor]]
*[[Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor]]
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff's Western Ancestor]]
*Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch
*Fish 1-6
*Patrick's Great-Great Uncle Patrick Revere
*Sandy's Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
*Funeral Parlor and Ice Cream Parlor Order taker
*Cowbone 1-2
*Randy Cheeks (cameo)

==Dialogue==

(Act 1 starts at the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob''': Backing up! (Walks backward, face to the ground, and imitates a truck backup alarm) Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop...

'''Squidward''': You're better off not knowing.

'''SpongeBob''': ...Boop, Boop, Boop! (Flips over and puts a tray on a customer's table) Your Krabby Patty, sir.

'''Fish 1''': Do you always serve your food this way?

'''SpongeBob''': You mean with a smile? Yes, sir! (Patrick walks in on a pretend horse)

'''Patrick''': Beware! Let it be known to all far and wide, the mollusks are coming! Tally, ho! (Rides around the Krusty Krab) The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! '''''THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING!'''''

'''SpongeBob''': '''''NOT THE MOLLUSKS!'''''

'''Patrick''': '''''Mollusks? What mollusks?'''''

'''SpongeBob''': There aren't any mollusks coming, are there, Patrick?

'''Patrick''': Nope. I was only pretending to be my famous Great-Great Uncle, Patrick Revere! He rode through the streets warning Bikini Bottom of the coming hordes of ravenous, man-eating mollusks! (A flashback begins with Patrick Revere riding through town)

'''Patrick Revere''': The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming!

'''Patrick''': It's too bad nobody listened to him.

'''Fish 2''': What beeth the deal with ye olde nutcase? (Mollusks come in and fishes 2 and 3 scream) (Flashback ends)

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, Patrick. I didn't know you had a famous relative.

'''Patrick''': Well the best part about it is, I don't have to accomplish anything in life, because my Uncle already did it for me. Really takes the old pressure off.

'''Mr. Krabs''': That's nothing! My Great-Great Grandpappy Krabs invented the greatest thing since loose change! The Spendthrift Billfold System! Allow me to demonstrate. (Pulls out what appears to be a dollar bill from his wallet.) Hey SpongeBob, how about a raise?

'''SpongeBob''': Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah-ah-ah! Watch. (Pulls on the dollar and a steel jaw trap grabs Mr. Krabs' finger) See?

'''SpongeBob''': Doesn't that hurt?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Every time!

'''SpongeBob''': Gosh, I don't have anyone famous in my family.

'''Patrick''': Oh, well then it's lucky you have me as a famous friend. Or your life would be a hollow shell. (Bubble-wipe to see SpongeBob standing by a statue that looks like someone riding a seahorse, covered in jellyfish poop)

'''SpongeBob''': I'll bet you're someone's famous poop-covered ancestor. ''Sigh'' I never realized how sad and empty my life was, until my friends pointed it out. (Sandy jumps in making karate-style movements)

'''Sandy''': '''HI-YAH!'''

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy.

'''Sandy''': Something wrong, SpongeBob? You look sadder than a bullfrog full of sody-pop.

'''SpongeBob''': Do you have any famous relatives, Sandy?

'''Sandy''': I sure do! My great Aunt Rosie Cheeks was the first squirrel to discover oil. At Spindletop, Texas. (Flashback begins with a live-action squirrel standing on top of an oil tower)

'''Rosie Cheeks''': '''She's ready to blow!''' (Oil spurts out of the ground and Rosie Cheeks jumps away. Flashback ends to SpongeBob)

'''SpongeBob''': Seems like everybody in town has a famous relative. Everybody except me.

'''Sandy''': Come on, I'll bet y'all got someone famous in your family tree.

'''SpongeBob''': Well, there was my Uncle Sherm. (Pulls out a wallet full of pictures) He could stick an entire watermelon up his nose. (Shows a picture of Uncle Sherm with a watermelon in his nose.)

'''Sandy''': That's not the kind of famous I mean. Come on. Lets do a little digging around your family tree. (Bubble-wipe to Bikini Bottom Library, where Sandy pulls out a book.)

'''Sandy''': "Family Histories of Bikini Bottom". (Reads from the book) Let's see, SquareHead, SquareShirt, SquarePants... Hey, looky here! (Points to a statue of SpongeBuck in a picture)

'''SpongeBob''': '''Gasp!'''

'''Sandy''': It's a statue of SpongeBuck SquarePants!

'''SpongeBob''': I've never even heard of him! He got his own statue?

'''Sandy''': Says here he saved the entire town of Dead Eye Gulch. That's what Bikini Bottom was known as back in the old west days. (A flashback begins with a train coming into scene) It was a town that lived under the tyranny of a nasty crook 'til a mysterious stranger came to town. (Train stops; SpongeBuck gets off.)

'''SpongeBuck SquarePants''': Wow! The big city! Well, time to make my fortune.

'''Sandy''': (narrating) Back in them days, the whole place was run by that no-good galoot, Dead Eye!

'''SpongeBuck''': Shoo-Wee! This place sure is big and fancy-like! Gee, willikers! They got an ice cream parlor! (Sees a building that says "Dead Eye Funeral Parlor". Scroll down to another sign reading Ice Cream Parlor". SpongeBuck walks up to the front) I'll take one scoop of vanilly ice cream, please.

'''Fish 4''': You're new here, aren't you?

'''SpongeBuck''': Yep. I just got off from the train.

'''Fish 4''': You don't say. (Gives SpongeBuck the ice cream. As SpongeBuck licks it, the fish measures SpongeBuck and makes a coffin for him. SpongeBuck exits and notices that some people are looking at him. He looks at them, and the others pull their hats down. SpongeBuck keeps walking and licking until he stops at a place full of music. That music is coming from a place called the Krusty Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' western ancestor''': Business is good today! (SpongeBuck walks in, ringing the bell by the door as he enters. Everyone stops)

'''SpongeBuck''': Howdy do, y'all?

'''Squeeze Tentacles''': Great, another hayseed.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''' (Whispering to Squeeze): Charge him double for his drinks.

'''SpongeBuck''': Howdy partner! (Sits down) Pardon, but is this stool taken?

'''Fish 5''': Yeah. Some fancy dude just sat in it. (SpongeBuck looks at the stool and smiles)

'''Squeeze''': What can I get you, stranger?

'''SpongeBuck''': Give me a shot... ''of milk''.

'''Squeeze''': Milk?

'''SpongeBuck''': Two percent.

'''Squeeze''': Think you can handle it?

'''SpongeBuck''': I drink this stuff every day. Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! Get ready Tapey. (Laughs and drinks the milk, which spills into his stomach, where a worm is living. SpongeBuck yells and falls off the stool) Oh, yeah! Smooth.

'''Squeeze''': Right.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': What brings you to Dead Eye Gulch, stranger?

'''Squeeze''': Strange is right.

'''SpongeBuck''': The name's SpongeBuck. I left home to make my way here in the big city. I'm here for the job. (Holds up a paper that says 'Sheriff Wanted')

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Wonderful! You're hired. (Gives him a badge) Hey everybody! Meet our new sheriff! (Everyone cheers)

'''SpongeBuck''': Sheriff? I'm not here for the sheriff job. I'm here for the fry cook job. (Holds up the same paper but points to a small section that says 'Fry cook wanted Low pay/No Benefits') Back home, I'm known for my rootin'-tootin', never-pootin' chili. The spiciest chili west of the old red barn. (Mr. Krabs' ancestor tries it and spits it out)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No offense, kid. But your chili tastes terrible.

'''SpongeBuck''': In a good way?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No, in a terrible way. Look, we already gave you the badge. And the law of the west says: no take backs!

'''Squeeze''': Since when?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (Shushes Squeeze) Shhhhhh! (Back to SpongeBuck) So that means, you're the new sheriff!

'''SpongeBuck''': What happened to the old sheriff?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Uh, he's at Boot Hill.(Points out the window to a cemetery with a sign saying Boot Hill)

'''SpongeBuck''': ''Gasp!'' And, why is he at Boot Hill?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Because Old Dead Tree Hill was totally full. (Points out another window to a full cemetery with a sign saying Old Dead Tree Hill. Pecos Patrick bursts in)

'''Pecos Patrick''': He's a-comin'! Dead Eye's a-comin'!

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Dead Eye?!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''' and '''Squeeze''': Dead Eye?!

'''SpongeBuck''': Who's Dead Eye?

'''Pecos Patrick''': I'll tell you who Dead Eye is! But I shall do it through song. Maestro, if you please. (Squeeze bows, sits at a player piano and cracks his knuckles. He is about to play, when he deposits a coin into the machine. Music starts playing)

'''Song''': "[[Dead Eye]]"
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purty place
With sweet water and blue sky.
'Til one day a beast come a-riding from the east
By the name of Ol' Dead Eye.
'''Chorus''':
That dirty, no-good Dead Eye!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Oh, he's robbed this town,
He's pulled my pants down!
'''Mrs. Puff's western ancestor''':
He made all the pretty girls cry! (sobs)
'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''':
That no-good goon wants my saloon!
And me I.O.U's due tomorrow noon!
If we don't get some help here real soon,
'''Chorus''':
We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!
We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
And if you think that's funny,
Well, let me tell you, sonny,
You won't be laughing when you SEE... (the patrons gasp)
HIS... (another gasp)
BIG... (gasp)
RED... (gasp)
DEAD EYE!
'''Chorus''':
Dead Eye!

''(On cue, Dead Eye Plankton comes through the door)''

'''Dead Eye''': That's me! Dead Eye Plankton!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Who?

'''Squeeze''': We just sang a whole song about him!

'''Dead Eye''': Well, what are you looking at?! (Everyone hides. Dead Eye knocks a chair with a person down, then pulls off Pecos Patrick's clothes)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Aw, again? (Dead Eye flings checkers pieces in the air and flings them at the milk glasses with his whip. Squeeze and Mr. Krabs' ancestor duck)

'''Dead Eye''': Get up you two! I'm here for my... money, Krabs (dips a coin in milk and bites on it).

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (Laughs nervously) What? How am I supposed to keep the deed to me saloon if you keep taking all me mortgage payments? I'm going broke here! (Dead Eye bends the coin)

'''Dead Eye''': That's the idea! (Laughs) I thought we were all clear on that.

'''Mr. Krabs' Ancestor''': Oh, yeah. (Hands Dead Eye a bag of money)

'''Dead Eye''': I'll be back at high noon tomorrow for the deed!

'''SpongeBuck''': Hey! That's not your money!

'''Dead Eye''': WHO SAID THAT?! (Mr. Krabs' ancestor points at SpongeBuck and everyone runs away) Well, last time I checked, this town was Dead Eye Gulch, not Yokelburg! (Laughs) Yokelburg... (Laughs again) Who are you anyway?

'''SpongeBuck''': I'm SpongeBuck, the new sheriff. Want some chili?

'''Dead Eye''': Sheriff! (Knocks down SpongeBuck's chili) 'Round these parts we call them coffin jockeys!

'''SpongeBuck''': Coffin jockeys!? (Runs over to Mr. Krabs' ancestor) You didn't say anything about that! (exits)

'''Dead Eye''': (Pulls out a pocket watch) That must be a new record for running off a sheriff.

'''SpongeBuck''': (Pretending to ride a coffin as if it were a horse) Hope I haven't missed the first post. Whoa, girl! (Coffin neighs like a horse)

'''Dead Eye''': Where do you get these guys? (Mr. Krabs' ancestor shrugs) All right, kid. I'm going to make it simple for you. I'm a villain, got it?

'''SpongeBuck''': Uh huh.

'''Dead Eye''': And this town ain't big enough for the both of us! Understand?

'''SpongeBuck''': Yep.

'''Dead Eye''': So, vamoose! Or we're going to have to settle this western-style at high noon, savvy?

'''SpongeBuck''': Sounds great!

'''Dead Eye''': You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

'''SpongeBuck''': Nope.

'''Dead Eye''': ''Sigh'' (Cracks whip at SpongeBuck. The coffin runs away, carrying SpongeBuck with it) And stay out! (checks his watch again) Hey, only three seconds off my record! (Everyone is looking at Dead Eye) What are you hayseeds looking at? (cracks whip and everyone screams and runs away) Git! Get out of here!

'''Fish 6''': What's gonna happen to the town now, pa?

'''Fish 7''': I ain't your pa. (Both scream and run away)

'''Dead Eye''': I love this town! (Laughs evilly and cracks his whip at the camera. End of Act 1.)

(Act 2 begins in the desert, and SpongeBuck is still riding the coffin like a horse)

'''SpongeBuck''': Whoa, gal, whoa! Whoa! (Trips on a rock) Looks like the end of the trail. We're out of food... (shows his arm, with no hand) ...water, and lip balm! (Lip balm turns to dust. SpongeBuck's lips crack and break off) I'm sorry old Pine! Guess I'm gonna have to put you out of your misery! (takes out a saw) So long old friend! (Is about to saw coffin in half when...)

'''Cowbone 1''': Hey, buddy, better be careful. Heat does funny things to your head.

'''SpongeBuck''': It does?

'''Cowbone 2''': Oh, don't listen to that guy, kid! He's looney! (Both laugh. SpongeBuck joins in and then sees Pecos Patrick also laughing)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Oh, hey SpongeBuck! Those guys are a barrel of laughs, huh? But lazy! Anyway, you've got to get back and save the town, sheriff!

'''SpongeBuck''': I ain't no sheriff. Or fry cook or even coffin jockey, and I'm no match for Dead Eye Plankton! I'm nothing. (Pecos Patrick slaps him)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Out west, a man gets right back up on his coffin and faces his problems with the help of his idiot sidekick friend! That's me! (Cut to a crudely-drawn picture of Pecos Patrick saying "Duuhh".)

'''SpongeBuck''': I don't know... (Pecos Patrick slaps him again) Okay, okay! I'll do it! Just stop hurting me! Besides, you're right! It's time I looked fate in the eye! So, I'll go back to Dead Eye Gulch, whip Plankton, and save the town at high noon!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Hop on, buddy! (SpongeBuck gets on Pecos Patrick's double-wide coffin)

'''SpongeBuck''': Thanks, idiot friend! But I don't know how we'll ever get back to Dead Eye Gulch by high noon.

'''Pecos Patrick''': Don't worry. I got a short cut. He-ya! (Starts riding coffin, which rides them off a cliff. Both land on a cactus, yell in pain and jump very high in the direction of Dead Eye Gulch. There we see a carriage riding around town, with the ancestors of both Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs, as well as Squeeze, inside)

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Why are we going so fast?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': 'Cause without a sheriff, Dead Eye won't stop until he has the clothes off our backs! (Dead Eye is in the road)

'''Dead Eye''': (Laughs evilly) Great idea! (Whipping is heard. Bubble-wipe. Mr. Krabs' ancestor, Mrs. Puff's ancestor, and Squeeze have been stripped down to their underclothes) Okay, let's see... (checking off a list) Personal possessions, clothes off your backs... That should about do it! Look, I'm just going to drop off all my new stuff at the bank. I'll be back at high noon to rub my victory in your face with a little dance. (Starts dancing) Uh huh, waa-waa! Uh huh, waa-waa!

'''Squeeze''': I gotta admit, he's got skills.

'''Dead Eye''': That's right! And when I take the deed to your saloon, Krabs, I'll own every building in town! And you'll all have to work for me the rest of your miserable lives! (laughs but then coughs) Swallowed a bug! I hate that. It totally ruins an evil laugh. Yee-haw! (Rides off)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': So, that's it.

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': We lost.

'''Squeeze''': I don't know how it could get any worse. (SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick come screaming to the ground)

'''SpongeBuck''': Hi, guys! I'm back in the nick of time!

'''Pecos Patrick''': We're heroes!

'''Squeeze''': You're morons!

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': It's too late. Plankton's taken everything!

'''SpongeBuck''': But it's only 11:55. The final showdown always takes place at high noon.

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Well, I guess the early bird gets the worm.

'''Squeeze''': ''And'' all our stuff.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': And me money! (sniffs sadly) Me beautiful, beautiful money!

'''SpongeBuck''': You can't give up! Before I came here, I would've given up, too. But in the short 20 minutes I've known you, I've come to love Dead Eye Gulch.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Could you get to the point? We're freezing!

'''SpongeBuck''': What I'm a-sayin' is: if we all team up together, we can stand up to Dead Eye Plankton, and run him right out of Dead Eye Gulch for good! So, what do you say?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Well, I think we all know the answer.

'''All''': Forget it, SpongeBuck!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Why are you all standing in your pajamas? No, don't tell me. Oh, I know! You're throwing a slumber party! (Strips to his pajamas and brandishes a pillow) Pillow fight! (Whacks Squeeze with his pillow, laughs, then whacks SpongeBuck)

'''SpongeBuck''': That pillow sure packs a wallop!

'''Pecos Patrick''': It's made out of wood, (Pulls out a wooden log inside the pillow) like all pillows in the old west. Round 2?

'''SpongeBuck''': I do believe I'd sit this one out.

'''Pecos Patrick''': Looks like it's just you and me, kid. (Whacks himself with the log)

'''SpongeBuck''': Come on, guys! We can do this! If we work together!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No offense, kid. But your advice is as terrible as your chili.

'''SpongeBuck''': I don't blame you for losing faith. I lost faith too. But then, I discovered the love of my new idiot friend. And together we've come far. So I'm sure with all of us working together in idiot friendship, we can beat Dead Eye and save the town! So let's huddle up and make a plan, together! (whispering) Bzbzbzbzbzb

'''Pecos Patrick''': Uh huh...

'''SpongeBuck''': Bzbzbzbzbzbzb

'''Pecos Patrick''': Uh huh, uh huh...

'''SpongeBuck''': Bzbzbzbzbzbzbzbzb

'''Squeeze''': Uh, SpongeBuck, why do you keep saying "bzbzbzbzbzbzb"?

'''SpongeBuck''': Umm...

'''Squeeze''': You don't have a plan, do you?

'''SpongeBuck''': No. To be honest, I didn't think I'd get this far. (Everyone groans) But I know we can beat him! If we just work together!

'''Dead Eye''': Oh, I am terrified.

'''All''': Dead Eye Plankton?!

'''Dead Eye''': So, fry cook, you're back! And all alone.

'''SpongeBuck''': You wish, Dead Eye! We are united! Right, g-- Hey! (Sees all of SpongeBuck's friends hiding at the Krusty Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': We're right behind you boy! WAY, ''WAY'' behind you!

'''Dead Eye''': So, it's come to this. Mano y mano.

'''SpongeBuck''': Well, you can hold the mano, because it's come down to you and me!

'''Dead Eye''': Well, well, well, look at the time! High noon! (A clock strikes 12:00. Dead Eye and SpongeBuck walk toward each other until SpongeBuck steps on Dead Eye) Ow! (Everyone who's hiding look at SpongeBuck, then come out and cheer) I hate all of you!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Can I try?

'''Dead Eye''': You can't do this! (Steps on Dead Eye)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Three yee-haws for SpongeBuck!

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Yee-Haw! Yee-Haw! Yee-Haw! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Kantina, where Mr. Krabs' ancestor is holding a line for patrons to step on Dead Eye)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Step right up, folks! Just a dollar to stomp on ol' Dead Eye Plankton! (Several patrons give a dollar each)

'''Dead Eye''': (we see the patrons stepping on him) Ah! Ouch! Ooh!

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Take that, you no-good little varmint!

'''Dead Eye''': I have a lot of money! (Gets stepped on)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Well, sheriff, you beat Dead Eye Plankton and saved the town. (SpongeBuck drinks a glass of milk, but Pecos Patrick spills his. Both say "Ahh" in contentment)

'''SpongeBuck''': You forgot the most important part. I discovered the power of idiot friendship. (A crudely-drawn picture of them both going "Duuh" is displayed)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Come with me, I want to show you something. (Cut to outside the Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Thank you, sheriff SpongeBuck, for saving our town. And for stepping on that little varmint.

'''Dead Eye''': History will vindicate me! (Gets stepped on by Pecos Patrick)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': We melted down Plankton's gold and made a statue in your honor. (Pulls off a sheet revealing a golden statue of SpongeBuck on a coffin)

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Oooh!

'''Squeeze''': I liked my design better. (Shows a piece of paper with his idea on it. The drawing is actually of himself)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Sorry about the whole tricking you into being sheriff thing. And to make it up to you, I've got a new badge for you. If you'll take it. (Puts another badge reading "Fry Cook" on SpongeBuck)

'''SpongeBuck''': Wow! Fry cook! (Everyone starts clapping) Thank you, good people of Bikini Gulch! The statue is truly amazing! Maybe a little too heavy in the hindquarters, but still, if I ever have a Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, I'd want him to look at this and say "Hey! I'm proud of my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!"

'''Citizens of Bikini Gulch''': Aaw!

'''Fish 8''': Say seaweed! (Picture is taken and the flashback ends)

'''SpongeBob''': So my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa SpongeBuck saved the town of Bikini Gulch and everyone in it! I wonder what happened to the statue of my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. (Sandy and SpongeBob walk out of the library) It was much better than that one we have now. (Both walk by the statue SpongeBob saw earlier)

'''Sandy''': Yeah, and it's covered in jellyfish poop.

'''SpongeBob''': Wait a minute! (Goes over and starts to pick at the jellyfish poop)

'''Sandy''': Gross! Don't touch that, SpongeBob! Eeew! What are you doing?! (SpongeBob wipes the poop off the statue to reveal gold) That boy ain't hooked up right.

'''SpongeBob''': Look, Sandy!

'''Sandy''': HUH? (The statue is revealed to be the SpongeBuck statue)

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBuck was here all along! Sorry Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. I didn't recognize you all covered in poop.

'''Sandy''': Wow!

'''SpongeBob''': I've got a lot to live up to. Maybe one day people will know the name SpongeBob SquarePants!

'''Sandy''': Keep dreaming, SpongeBob. Keep dreaming.

(Fade out. Fade in to the Krusty Kantina where SpongeBuck is on stage, riding a coffin)

'''SpongeBuck''': Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight! Featuring my new best pal, this guy! (Pecos Patrick gets on stage, also riding a coffin) He's an idiot! (Everyone cheers)

'''Pecos Patrick''': So, what are we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?

'''SpongeBuck''': We're gonna sing a song about friends!

'''Pecos Patrick''': What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?

'''SpongeBuck''': Well, listen up and I'll tell you!

Song: [[Idiot Friends]]
'''SpongeBuck''':
Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
'''Skull Chorus''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Who picks you up and slaps you all around?
'''Flower Chorus''':
Idiot Friends!
'''SpongeBuck''':
Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Idiot Friends,
Idiot Friends,
'''All''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Duh, duh duh duh du duh duh do
'''All''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Dah de da da da da da do
'''All''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
De da da da-doodle, duh do

'''Pecos Patrick''': You know SpongeBuck, all we've been singing about is what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me? (Dead Eye pulls his pants down and laughs evilly)

'''SpongeBuck''':
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

'''Pecos Patrick''': Thanks, buddy!

'''Dead Eye''': Curses!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Only and idiot friend would do that!

'''SpongeBuck''': Let's bring it home, idiot friend!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Okay.

(The music begins)

'''SpongeBuck''':
Who lets you ride on his coffin,
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Slaps you hard and often?
'''SpongeBuck''':
What do you and me have in common?
'''Both''':
We're idiot friends!

(Everyone Cheers)

'''SpongeBuck''': Thank you, thank you very much. (End of act 2)

(The credits begins with a music begins)

==Live-action (Patchy's house)==

(pan across live-action houses)

Narrator: And so, hosted by: SpongeBob SquarePants fan club-Patchy the Pirate.

Patchy: Hi kids. Today we going see for SpongeBob special: Pest of the West.

Potty: Pest of the West.

Patchy: Yes. (He walk to the living room)

Patchy: Now, the TV. (presses a button; a Mike appears in Monsters, Inc. on TV) Not that. (presses another button; a lion appears on TV) Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white dinosaur movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a baseball game,
then the jungle, then the city; Potty flies over)

Potty: Let me do it!

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Episode Transcript: Pest of the West

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Episode Article: [[Pest of the West]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBuck SquarePants]]
*[[Pecos Patrick]]
*[[Squidward's Western Ancestor]]
*[[Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor]]
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff's Western Ancestor]]
*Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch
*Fish 1-6
*Patrick's Great-Great Uncle Patrick Revere
*Sandy's Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
*Funeral Parlor and Ice Cream Parlor Order taker
*Cowbone 1-2
*Randy Cheeks (cameo)

==Dialogue==

(Act 1 starts at the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob''': Backing up! (Walks backward, face to the ground, and imitates a truck backup alarm) Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop...

'''Squidward''': You're better off not knowing.

'''SpongeBob''': ...Boop, Boop, Boop! (Flips over and puts a tray on a customer's table) Your Krabby Patty, sir.

'''Fish 1''': Do you always serve your food this way?

'''SpongeBob''': You mean with a smile? Yes, sir! (Patrick walks in on a pretend horse)

'''Patrick''': Beware! Let it be known to all far and wide, the mollusks are coming! Tally, ho! (Rides around the Krusty Krab) The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! '''''THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING!'''''

'''SpongeBob''': '''''NOT THE MOLLUSKS!'''''

'''Patrick''': '''''Mollusks? What mollusks?'''''

'''SpongeBob''': There aren't any mollusks coming, are there, Patrick?

'''Patrick''': Nope. I was only pretending to be my famous Great-Great Uncle, Patrick Revere! He rode through the streets warning Bikini Bottom of the coming hordes of ravenous, man-eating mollusks! (A flashback begins with Patrick Revere riding through town)

'''Patrick Revere''': The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming!

'''Patrick''': It's too bad nobody listened to him.

'''Fish 2''': What beeth the deal with ye olde nutcase? (Mollusks come in and fishes 2 and 3 scream) (Flashback ends)

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, Patrick. I didn't know you had a famous relative.

'''Patrick''': Well the best part about it is, I don't have to accomplish anything in life, because my Uncle already did it for me. Really takes the old pressure off.

'''Mr. Krabs''': That's nothing! My Great-Great Grandpappy Krabs invented the greatest thing since loose change! The Spendthrift Billfold System! Allow me to demonstrate. (Pulls out what appears to be a dollar bill from his wallet.) Hey SpongeBob, how about a raise?

'''SpongeBob''': Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah-ah-ah! Watch. (Pulls on the dollar and a steel jaw trap grabs Mr. Krabs' finger) See?

'''SpongeBob''': Doesn't that hurt?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Every time!

'''SpongeBob''': Gosh, I don't have anyone famous in my family.

'''Patrick''': Oh, well then it's lucky you have me as a famous friend. Or your life would be a hollow shell. (Bubble-wipe to see SpongeBob standing by a statue that looks like someone riding a seahorse, covered in jellyfish poop)

'''SpongeBob''': I'll bet you're someone's famous poop-covered ancestor. ''Sigh'' I never realized how sad and empty my life was, until my friends pointed it out. (Sandy jumps in making karate-style movements)

'''Sandy''': '''HI-YAH!'''

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy.

'''Sandy''': Something wrong, SpongeBob? You look sadder than a bullfrog full of sody-pop.

'''SpongeBob''': Do you have any famous relatives, Sandy?

'''Sandy''': I sure do! My great Aunt Rosie Cheeks was the first squirrel to discover oil. At Spindletop, Texas. (Flashback begins with a live-action squirrel standing on top of an oil tower)

'''Rosie Cheeks''': '''She's ready to blow!''' (Oil spurts out of the ground and Rosie Cheeks jumps away. Flashback ends to SpongeBob)

'''SpongeBob''': Seems like everybody in town has a famous relative. Everybody except me.

'''Sandy''': Come on, I'll bet y'all got someone famous in your family tree.

'''SpongeBob''': Well, there was my Uncle Sherm. (Pulls out a wallet full of pictures) He could stick an entire watermelon up his nose. (Shows a picture of Uncle Sherm with a watermelon in his nose.)

'''Sandy''': That's not the kind of famous I mean. Come on. Lets do a little digging around your family tree. (Bubble-wipe to Bikini Bottom Library, where Sandy pulls out a book.)

'''Sandy''': "Family Histories of Bikini Bottom". (Reads from the book) Let's see, SquareHead, SquareShirt, SquarePants... Hey, looky here! (Points to a statue of SpongeBuck in a picture)

'''SpongeBob''': '''Gasp!'''

'''Sandy''': It's a statue of SpongeBuck SquarePants!

'''SpongeBob''': I've never even heard of him! He got his own statue?

'''Sandy''': Says here he saved the entire town of Dead Eye Gulch. That's what Bikini Bottom was known as back in the old west days. (A flashback begins with a train coming into scene) It was a town that lived under the tyranny of a nasty crook 'til a mysterious stranger came to town. (Train stops; SpongeBuck gets off.)

'''SpongeBuck SquarePants''': Wow! The big city! Well, time to make my fortune.

'''Sandy''': (narrating) Back in them days, the whole place was run by that no-good galoot, Dead Eye!

'''SpongeBuck''': Shoo-Wee! This place sure is big and fancy-like! Gee, willikers! They got an ice cream parlor! (Sees a building that says "Dead Eye Funeral Parlor". Scroll down to another sign reading Ice Cream Parlor". SpongeBuck walks up to the front) I'll take one scoop of vanilly ice cream, please.

'''Fish 4''': You're new here, aren't you?

'''SpongeBuck''': Yep. I just got off from the train.

'''Fish 4''': You don't say. (Gives SpongeBuck the ice cream. As SpongeBuck licks it, the fish measures SpongeBuck and makes a coffin for him. SpongeBuck exits and notices that some people are looking at him. He looks at them, and the others pull their hats down. SpongeBuck keeps walking and licking until he stops at a place full of music. That music is coming from a place called the Krusty Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' western ancestor''': Business is good today! (SpongeBuck walks in, ringing the bell by the door as he enters. Everyone stops)

'''SpongeBuck''': Howdy do, y'all?

'''Squeeze Tentacles''': Great, another hayseed.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''' (Whispering to Squeeze): Charge him double for his drinks.

'''SpongeBuck''': Howdy partner! (Sits down) Pardon, but is this stool taken?

'''Fish 5''': Yeah. Some fancy dude just sat in it. (SpongeBuck looks at the stool and smiles)

'''Squeeze''': What can I get you, stranger?

'''SpongeBuck''': Give me a shot... ''of milk''.

'''Squeeze''': Milk?

'''SpongeBuck''': Two percent.

'''Squeeze''': Think you can handle it?

'''SpongeBuck''': I drink this stuff every day. Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! Get ready Tapey. (Laughs and drinks the milk, which spills into his stomach, where a worm is living. SpongeBuck yells and falls off the stool) Oh, yeah! Smooth.

'''Squeeze''': Right.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': What brings you to Dead Eye Gulch, stranger?

'''Squeeze''': Strange is right.

'''SpongeBuck''': The name's SpongeBuck. I left home to make my way here in the big city. I'm here for the job. (Holds up a paper that says 'Sheriff Wanted')

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Wonderful! You're hired. (Gives him a badge) Hey everybody! Meet our new sheriff! (Everyone cheers)

'''SpongeBuck''': Sheriff? I'm not here for the sheriff job. I'm here for the fry cook job. (Holds up the same paper but points to a small section that says 'Fry cook wanted Low pay/No Benefits') Back home, I'm known for my rootin'-tootin', never-pootin' chili. The spiciest chili west of the old red barn. (Mr. Krabs' ancestor tries it and spits it out)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No offense, kid. But your chili tastes terrible.

'''SpongeBuck''': In a good way?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No, in a terrible way. Look, we already gave you the badge. And the law of the west says: no take backs!

'''Squeeze''': Since when?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (Shushes Squeeze) Shhhhhh! (Back to SpongeBuck) So that means, you're the new sheriff!

'''SpongeBuck''': What happened to the old sheriff?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Uh, he's at Boot Hill.(Points out the window to a cemetery with a sign saying Boot Hill)

'''SpongeBuck''': ''Gasp!'' And, why is he at Boot Hill?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Because Old Dead Tree Hill was totally full. (Points out another window to a full cemetery with a sign saying Old Dead Tree Hill. Pecos Patrick bursts in)

'''Pecos Patrick''': He's a-comin'! Dead Eye's a-comin'!

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Dead Eye?!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''' and '''Squeeze''': Dead Eye?!

'''SpongeBuck''': Who's Dead Eye?

'''Pecos Patrick''': I'll tell you who Dead Eye is! But I shall do it through song. Maestro, if you please. (Squeeze bows, sits at a player piano and cracks his knuckles. He is about to play, when he deposits a coin into the machine. Music starts playing)

'''Song''': "[[Dead Eye]]"
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purty place
With sweet water and blue sky.
'Til one day a beast come a-riding from the east
By the name of Ol' Dead Eye.
'''Chorus''':
That dirty, no-good Dead Eye!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Oh, he's robbed this town,
He's pulled my pants down!
'''Mrs. Puff's western ancestor''':
He made all the pretty girls cry! (sobs)
'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''':
That no-good goon wants my saloon!
And me I.O.U's due tomorrow noon!
If we don't get some help here real soon,
'''Chorus''':
We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!
We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
And if you think that's funny,
Well, let me tell you, sonny,
You won't be laughing when you SEE... (the patrons gasp)
HIS... (another gasp)
BIG... (gasp)
RED... (gasp)
DEAD EYE!
'''Chorus''':
Dead Eye!

''(On cue, Dead Eye Plankton comes through the door)''

'''Dead Eye''': That's me! Dead Eye Plankton!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Who?

'''Squeeze''': We just sang a whole song about him!

'''Dead Eye''': Well, what are you looking at?! (Everyone hides. Dead Eye knocks a chair with a person down, then pulls off Pecos Patrick's clothes)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Aw, again? (Dead Eye flings checkers pieces in the air and flings them at the milk glasses with his whip. Squeeze and Mr. Krabs' ancestor duck)

'''Dead Eye''': Get up you two! I'm here for my... money, Krabs (dips a coin in milk and bites on it).

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (Laughs nervously) What? How am I supposed to keep the deed to me saloon if you keep taking all me mortgage payments? I'm going broke here! (Dead Eye bends the coin)

'''Dead Eye''': That's the idea! (Laughs) I thought we were all clear on that.

'''Mr. Krabs' Ancestor''': Oh, yeah. (Hands Dead Eye a bag of money)

'''Dead Eye''': I'll be back at high noon tomorrow for the deed!

'''SpongeBuck''': Hey! That's not your money!

'''Dead Eye''': WHO SAID THAT?! (Mr. Krabs' ancestor points at SpongeBuck and everyone runs away) Well, last time I checked, this town was Dead Eye Gulch, not Yokelburg! (Laughs) Yokelburg... (Laughs again) Who are you anyway?

'''SpongeBuck''': I'm SpongeBuck, the new sheriff. Want some chili?

'''Dead Eye''': Sheriff! (Knocks down SpongeBuck's chili) 'Round these parts we call them coffin jockeys!

'''SpongeBuck''': Coffin jockeys!? (Runs over to Mr. Krabs' ancestor) You didn't say anything about that! (exits)

'''Dead Eye''': (Pulls out a pocket watch) That must be a new record for running off a sheriff.

'''SpongeBuck''': (Pretending to ride a coffin as if it were a horse) Hope I haven't missed the first post. Whoa, girl! (Coffin neighs like a horse)

'''Dead Eye''': Where do you get these guys? (Mr. Krabs' ancestor shrugs) All right, kid. I'm going to make it simple for you. I'm a villain, got it?

'''SpongeBuck''': Uh huh.

'''Dead Eye''': And this town ain't big enough for the both of us! Understand?

'''SpongeBuck''': Yep.

'''Dead Eye''': So, vamoose! Or we're going to have to settle this western-style at high noon, savvy?

'''SpongeBuck''': Sounds great!

'''Dead Eye''': You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

'''SpongeBuck''': Nope.

'''Dead Eye''': ''Sigh'' (Cracks whip at SpongeBuck. The coffin runs away, carrying SpongeBuck with it) And stay out! (checks his watch again) Hey, only three seconds off my record! (Everyone is looking at Dead Eye) What are you hayseeds looking at? (cracks whip and everyone screams and runs away) Git! Get out of here!

'''Fish 6''': What's gonna happen to the town now, pa?

'''Fish 7''': I ain't your pa. (Both scream and run away)

'''Dead Eye''': I love this town! (Laughs evilly and cracks his whip at the camera. End of Act 1.)

(Act 2 begins in the desert, and SpongeBuck is still riding the coffin like a horse)

'''SpongeBuck''': Whoa, gal, whoa! Whoa! (Trips on a rock) Looks like the end of the trail. We're out of food... (shows his arm, with no hand) ...water, and lip balm! (Lip balm turns to dust. SpongeBuck's lips crack and break off) I'm sorry old Pine! Guess I'm gonna have to put you out of your misery! (takes out a saw) So long old friend! (Is about to saw coffin in half when...)

'''Cowbone 1''': Hey, buddy, better be careful. Heat does funny things to your head.

'''SpongeBuck''': It does?

'''Cowbone 2''': Oh, don't listen to that guy, kid! He's looney! (Both laugh. SpongeBuck joins in and then sees Pecos Patrick also laughing)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Oh, hey SpongeBuck! Those guys are a barrel of laughs, huh? But lazy! Anyway, you've got to get back and save the town, sheriff!

'''SpongeBuck''': I ain't no sheriff. Or fry cook or even coffin jockey, and I'm no match for Dead Eye Plankton! I'm nothing. (Pecos Patrick slaps him)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Out west, a man gets right back up on his coffin and faces his problems with the help of his idiot sidekick friend! That's me! (Cut to a crudely-drawn picture of Pecos Patrick saying "Duuhh".)

'''SpongeBuck''': I don't know... (Pecos Patrick slaps him again) Okay, okay! I'll do it! Just stop hurting me! Besides, you're right! It's time I looked fate in the eye! So, I'll go back to Dead Eye Gulch, whip Plankton, and save the town at high noon!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Hop on, buddy! (SpongeBuck gets on Pecos Patrick's double-wide coffin)

'''SpongeBuck''': Thanks, idiot friend! But I don't know how we'll ever get back to Dead Eye Gulch by high noon.

'''Pecos Patrick''': Don't worry. I got a short cut. He-ya! (Starts riding coffin, which rides them off a cliff. Both land on a cactus, yell in pain and jump very high in the direction of Dead Eye Gulch. There we see a carriage riding around town, with the ancestors of both Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs, as well as Squeeze, inside)

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Why are we going so fast?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': 'Cause without a sheriff, Dead Eye won't stop until he has the clothes off our backs! (Dead Eye is in the road)

'''Dead Eye''': (Laughs evilly) Great idea! (Whipping is heard. Bubble-wipe. Mr. Krabs' ancestor, Mrs. Puff's ancestor, and Squeeze have been stripped down to their underclothes) Okay, let's see... (checking off a list) Personal possessions, clothes off your backs... That should about do it! Look, I'm just going to drop off all my new stuff at the bank. I'll be back at high noon to rub my victory in your face with a little dance. (Starts dancing) Uh huh, waa-waa! Uh huh, waa-waa!

'''Squeeze''': I gotta admit, he's got skills.

'''Dead Eye''': That's right! And when I take the deed to your saloon, Krabs, I'll own every building in town! And you'll all have to work for me the rest of your miserable lives! (laughs but then coughs) Swallowed a bug! I hate that. It totally ruins an evil laugh. Yee-haw! (Rides off)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': So, that's it.

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': We lost.

'''Squeeze''': I don't know how it could get any worse. (SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick come screaming to the ground)

'''SpongeBuck''': Hi, guys! I'm back in the nick of time!

'''Pecos Patrick''': We're heroes!

'''Squeeze''': You're morons!

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': It's too late. Plankton's taken everything!

'''SpongeBuck''': But it's only 11:55. The final showdown always takes place at high noon.

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Well, I guess the early bird gets the worm.

'''Squeeze''': ''And'' all our stuff.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': And me money! (sniffs sadly) Me beautiful, beautiful money!

'''SpongeBuck''': You can't give up! Before I came here, I would've given up, too. But in the short 20 minutes I've known you, I've come to love Dead Eye Gulch.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Could you get to the point? We're freezing!

'''SpongeBuck''': What I'm a-sayin' is: if we all team up together, we can stand up to Dead Eye Plankton, and run him right out of Dead Eye Gulch for good! So, what do you say?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Well, I think we all know the answer.

'''All''': Forget it, SpongeBuck!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Why are you all standing in your pajamas? No, don't tell me. Oh, I know! You're throwing a slumber party! (Strips to his pajamas and brandishes a pillow) Pillow fight! (Whacks Squeeze with his pillow, laughs, then whacks SpongeBuck)

'''SpongeBuck''': That pillow sure packs a wallop!

'''Pecos Patrick''': It's made out of wood, (Pulls out a wooden log inside the pillow) like all pillows in the old west. Round 2?

'''SpongeBuck''': I do believe I'd sit this one out.

'''Pecos Patrick''': Looks like it's just you and me, kid. (Whacks himself with the log)

'''SpongeBuck''': Come on, guys! We can do this! If we work together!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No offense, kid. But your advice is as terrible as your chili.

'''SpongeBuck''': I don't blame you for losing faith. I lost faith too. But then, I discovered the love of my new idiot friend. And together we've come far. So I'm sure with all of us working together in idiot friendship, we can beat Dead Eye and save the town! So let's huddle up and make a plan, together! (whispering) Bzbzbzbzbzb

'''Pecos Patrick''': Uh huh...

'''SpongeBuck''': Bzbzbzbzbzbzb

'''Pecos Patrick''': Uh huh, uh huh...

'''SpongeBuck''': Bzbzbzbzbzbzbzbzb

'''Squeeze''': Uh, SpongeBuck, why do you keep saying "bzbzbzbzbzbzb"?

'''SpongeBuck''': Umm...

'''Squeeze''': You don't have a plan, do you?

'''SpongeBuck''': No. To be honest, I didn't think I'd get this far. (Everyone groans) But I know we can beat him! If we just work together!

'''Dead Eye''': Oh, I am terrified.

'''All''': Dead Eye Plankton?!

'''Dead Eye''': So, fry cook, you're back! And all alone.

'''SpongeBuck''': You wish, Dead Eye! We are united! Right, g-- Hey! (Sees all of SpongeBuck's friends hiding at the Krusty Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': We're right behind you boy! WAY, ''WAY'' behind you!

'''Dead Eye''': So, it's come to this. Mano y mano.

'''SpongeBuck''': Well, you can hold the mano, because it's come down to you and me!

'''Dead Eye''': Well, well, well, look at the time! High noon! (A clock strikes 12:00. Dead Eye and SpongeBuck walk toward each other until SpongeBuck steps on Dead Eye) Ow! (Everyone who's hiding look at SpongeBuck, then come out and cheer) I hate all of you!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Can I try?

'''Dead Eye''': You can't do this! (Steps on Dead Eye)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Three yee-haws for SpongeBuck!

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Yee-Haw! Yee-Haw! Yee-Haw! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Kantina, where Mr. Krabs' ancestor is holding a line for patrons to step on Dead Eye)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Step right up, folks! Just a dollar to stomp on ol' Dead Eye Plankton! (Several patrons give a dollar each)

'''Dead Eye''': (we see the patrons stepping on him) Ah! Ouch! Ooh!

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Take that, you no-good little varmint!

'''Dead Eye''': I have a lot of money! (Gets stepped on)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Well, sheriff, you beat Dead Eye Plankton and saved the town. (SpongeBuck drinks a glass of milk, but Pecos Patrick spills his. Both say "Ahh" in contentment)

'''SpongeBuck''': You forgot the most important part. I discovered the power of idiot friendship. (A crudely-drawn picture of them both going "Duuh" is displayed)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Come with me, I want to show you something. (Cut to outside the Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Thank you, sheriff SpongeBuck, for saving our town. And for stepping on that little varmint.

'''Dead Eye''': History will vindicate me! (Gets stepped on by Pecos Patrick)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': We melted down Plankton's gold and made a statue in your honor. (Pulls off a sheet revealing a golden statue of SpongeBuck on a coffin)

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Oooh!

'''Squeeze''': I liked my design better. (Shows a piece of paper with his idea on it. The drawing is actually of himself)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Sorry about the whole tricking you into being sheriff thing. And to make it up to you, I've got a new badge for you. If you'll take it. (Puts another badge reading "Fry Cook" on SpongeBuck)

'''SpongeBuck''': Wow! Fry cook! (Everyone starts clapping) Thank you, good people of Bikini Gulch! The statue is truly amazing! Maybe a little too heavy in the hindquarters, but still, if I ever have a Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, I'd want him to look at this and say "Hey! I'm proud of my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!"

'''Citizens of Bikini Gulch''': Aaw!

'''Fish 8''': Say seaweed! (Picture is taken and the flashback ends)

'''SpongeBob''': So my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa SpongeBuck saved the town of Bikini Gulch and everyone in it! I wonder what happened to the statue of my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. (Sandy and SpongeBob walk out of the library) It was much better than that one we have now. (Both walk by the statue SpongeBob saw earlier)

'''Sandy''': Yeah, and it's covered in jellyfish poop.

'''SpongeBob''': Wait a minute! (Goes over and starts to pick at the jellyfish poop)

'''Sandy''': Gross! Don't touch that, SpongeBob! Eeew! What are you doing?! (SpongeBob wipes the poop off the statue to reveal gold) That boy ain't hooked up right.

'''SpongeBob''': Look, Sandy!

'''Sandy''': HUH? (The statue is revealed to be the SpongeBuck statue)

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBuck was here all along! Sorry Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. I didn't recognize you all covered in poop.

'''Sandy''': Wow!

'''SpongeBob''': I've got a lot to live up to. Maybe one day people will know the name SpongeBob SquarePants!

'''Sandy''': Keep dreaming, SpongeBob. Keep dreaming.

(Fade out. Fade in to the Krusty Kantina where SpongeBuck is on stage, riding a coffin)

'''SpongeBuck''': Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight! Featuring my new best pal, this guy! (Pecos Patrick gets on stage, also riding a coffin) He's an idiot! (Everyone cheers)

'''Pecos Patrick''': So, what are we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?

'''SpongeBuck''': We're gonna sing a song about friends!

'''Pecos Patrick''': What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?

'''SpongeBuck''': Well, listen up and I'll tell you!

Song: [[Idiot Friends]]
'''SpongeBuck''':
Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
'''Skull Chorus''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Who picks you up and slaps you all around?
'''Flower Chorus''':
Idiot Friends!
'''SpongeBuck''':
Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Idiot Friends,
Idiot Friends,
'''All''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Duh, duh duh duh du duh duh do
'''All''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Dah de da da da da da do
'''All''':
Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''':
De da da da-doodle, duh do

'''Pecos Patrick''': You know SpongeBuck, all we've been singing about is what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me? (Dead Eye pulls his pants down and laughs evilly)

'''SpongeBuck''':
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

'''Pecos Patrick''': Thanks, buddy!

'''Dead Eye''': Curses!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Only and idiot friend would do that!

'''SpongeBuck''': Let's bring it home, idiot friend!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Okay.

(The music begins)

'''SpongeBuck''':
Who lets you ride on his coffin,
'''Pecos Patrick''':
Slaps you hard and often?
'''SpongeBuck''':
What do you and me have in common?
'''Both''':
We're idiot friends!

(Everyone Cheers)

'''SpongeBuck''': Thank you, thank you very much. (End of act 2)

(The credits begins with a music begins)

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Episode Article: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]

==Dialogue==

(scene opens up in front of Nickelodeon Studios, where a security guard is standing by the gate) 

'''French Narrator:''' Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. (a large crowd of excited people is shown) Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... (the title appears on screen) the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode! (an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears) Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate! (inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming; Potty flies up) 

'''Potty:''' Patchy! Patchy! The kids are here. (flushes the toilet) 

'''Patchy:''' WAH!!! (opens the curtain in panic) Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time? (looks at the camera) Oh, hello! Dahh! (covers himself with the curtain) What are you all doing here? 

'''Potty:''' They're here to see the lost episode. Brawk! 

'''Patchy:''' But I haven't got the lost episode because I... well, I lost it! (starts to cry) 

'''Children:''' (off-screen) No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please! 

'''Patchy:''' But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old SpongeBob. (shuts the curtain and cries loudly) 

(cuts to a montage of SpongeBob’s greatest moments) 

'''French Narrator:''' Remembering SpongeBob. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab, from "[[As Seen on TV]]"; brings it around town,
from "[[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]]"; puts a ketchup pawprint on a Krabby Patty then puts it down on a bun, from "[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]"; struggles with his long legs, also from "The Chaperone"; separates into two pieces then joins back together, also from "Pizza Delivery"; stands motionless in awe, also from "As Seen on TV"; struggles lifting up a bar with two teddy bears attached, from "[[Help Wanted]]"; skips outside tossing hearts in the air, from "[[Valentine's Day]]"; goes for a blue jellyfish but winds up catching himself in his net, from "[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]"; surfs backwards with his pants ripped then wipes out, from "[[Ripped Pants]]"; dodges a karate chop from Sandy, from "[[Karate Choppers]]"; smokes a bubble pipe, from "[[Grandma's Kisses]]"; sheds a layer of his skin, from "[[F.U.N.]]"; floats around a boat completely inflated, from "[[Pizza Delivery]]"; sends a message in a bubble, from "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]"; a muscular version of him chases a jellyfish, from "[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]"; lies in bed next to Squidward, from "[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]"; scrubs the inside of his head, also from "The Chaperone"; clenches onto Mrs. Puff, from "[[Boating School]]"; rocks out, from "[[Band Geeks]]"; plucks his eyebrows, yet again from "The Chaperone"; sucks on a table, from "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]"; shrinks on the stove, from "[[Nature Pants]]"; does a karate dance, also from "Karate Choppers"; blows the sand of Squidward, from "[[Reef Blower]]"; wiggles around, also from "[[F.U.N.]]"; and lastly, gets shut out by Squidward, from "[[The Paper]]; an audience applauds; cuts back to Patchy, who is sitting on the couch) 

Patchy: I don't believe I lost the Lost Episode. (screws in his peg leg) I never lose anything. 

Potty: What about your leg? 

Patchy: Well, yeah, but... 

Potty: And your eye. 

Patchy: Well, the eye, I... 

Potty: And your hand. 

Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! (shoos Potty away) Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the Lost Episode is. (a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over) 

Potty: What is it? Brawk! 

Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the Lost Episode of SpongeBob I lost! 

Potty: It's a dream come true! 

Patchy: (giggles) We gotta go find it, Potty! (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! (runs down the steps, along with Potty) 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting) Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. (walks past the woman's house) 

Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies? 

Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. (continues walking) 

Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold. 

Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. (looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree) Half a league to the forked tree. (looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it) Oh! (stands somewhere else, looking at the map) Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! (lowers the map and sees a playground full of children) Merciful Neptune. Only for SpongeBob. Only for SpongeBob!!! (runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse) AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! (goes up and down on a see-saw) Whoa!!! Whoa! (slides down a slide with his hands up) YAHHHHH!!! (hits the ground) Ow! (gets spun around on a merry-go-round) AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back) Ahh... Ahh... Ah! (inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him) AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (gets pushed on the swing by a little girl) AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! (the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand) We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this lost episode! (laughs) Dig it, get it? (laughs some more) 

Potty: (covered in sand) You stink! 

Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. (laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something) Hey Potty, I think I hit something. (camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand) Clever... bury your treasure above the surface. 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it) This is it! (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands) I don't know what it means either. (slams the top of the chest on the man) But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. (runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up) Yeah!!! Popcorn. (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) Soda. (puts a cup of soda on the table) Pickled garlic! (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down) Potty, hit the remote! 

Potty: (drops an egg that hits the remote) Brawk! (the VCR turns on) 

Patchy: (grabs the popcorn) This is gonna be great! (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) I can't believe it. More SpongeBob! (starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five) This so exciting! (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends) Here it comes!

Potty: Brawk! Pipe down! 

("Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; SpongeBob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment) 

Patchy: That's it? That's the Lost Episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles! 

Potty: What a rip! 

Patchy: Grrrrr... (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) SpongeBob betrayed us?! (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures; begins tearing them off the wall) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled room and starts throwing things everywhere) I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) All of it! (runs to the door) I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! (runs out the door crying) 

Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead! 

Announcer: (on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "SpongeBob SquarePants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode") And now, the real Lost Episode! 

Potty: Brawk! Patchy, come back! There's more! 

Patchy: (opens the door) Really? (shuts the door, then reenters again, quickly reversing what he did earlier; sits back down) Hooray! Let's watch! 

("The Sponge Who Could Fly" opens up in Jellyfish Fields) 
French Narrator: Here we see the proud jellyfish hunter. (SpongeBob stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net) He stands motionless to lure the jellyfish into a false sense of security. (a jellyfish swims right be him) And when his prey ventures to close, he springs
into action. 

SpongeBob: (puts on his safety glasses; turns into a spring and bounces after the jellyfish; stops in midair and looks down) Huh? (stretches out and starts falling downward, now in normal form) AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (separates into seven smaller SpongeBob’s, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside; wipes the sweat off his forehead) Phew! I salute you, oh majestic jellyfish. (salutes a jellyfish that buzzes over his head) Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. (a jellyfish floats up and down above SpongeBob’s palm; music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him; he clears his throat)

Music: "[[I Wish, I Could Fly]]"

If only I could join you there in the air
Floating free without a care
I wish I could fly
And see things with a different eye

(SpongeBob’s two eyes combine into one big eye; the camera zooms into it and his pupil becomes him flying through the sky)

I would fly so very high and touch the sky

(flies through a crowd)

And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly

(the blue sky backdrop turn back into Jellyfish Fields, and SpongeBob falls to the ground; he gets up) 

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants. (a thought cloud appears above SpongeBob’s head; SpongeBob’s grandfather is inside of it)

Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. (the cloud disappears) 

SpongeBob: (snaps) I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine! (cuts to SpongeBob working on building a plane outside of a barn; Patrick walks up to him) 

Patrick: What's that contraption, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: That, Patrick, is a flying machine. 

Patrick: (laughs) 

SpongeBob: What's so funny? 

Patrick: Well, it's like my grandpa used to say. (a thought cloud appears over his head; Grandpa SquarePants is inside it again)

Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, uh... hey, I'm not your grandfather! (pokes Patrick in the head with his cane; the thought cloud disappears) 

SpongeBob: Well, here I go, Patrick! (runs to the front) I'm off to fly with the jellyfish! Ignition, check! (spins the propeller around) Landing gear... (kicks the tire) check! Complimentary peanuts... (holds up a bag of peanuts) check-a-roo. (hops into the cockpit, now with a hat and glasses on) Ready for takeoff! (pushes a handle forward; the plane starts up, then comes to pieces; the propeller spins through the air and slices through a grain silo next to the farm; sand pours out of it and covers him and Patrick) 

Patrick: You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo! 

SpongeBob: Don't remind me. 

Jenkins: (runs up) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git! (Patrick and SpongeBob run away) 

Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food! (cuts to Patrick standing in front of his rock, looking dumb; SpongeBob runs up with blueprints in his hand) 

SpongeBob: Well, it took me all night, but here they are. The new blueprints! I wasn't even close with that last one. Propellers, rudders... (blows raspberries; cuts to him standing on the top of a cliff in a rubbery bat costume) This one's gonna fly! (stretches out the wings; the camera focuses on SpongeBob’s butt, which is sticking out more than ever) I can feel it. Ready, Patrick? 

Patrick: (at the bottom of the cliff) Ready! 

SpongeBob: (jumps and starts flapping his wings; starts gasping) It's working, Patrick! I'm flying! I'm... (ceases to fly) falling!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (Patrick runs over and sprays him with a fire extinguisher; cuts to SpongeBob, holding a clipboard, and Patrick, walking) 

SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. The physics are all here. This time, I'm gonna fly!, Be hold (walks up to a lawn chair with two balloons attached to it and a brick sitting on it) 

Patrick: Oh boy, a birthday party! 

SpongeBob: (laughs) No, Patrick. This is the SquarePants Flyer Mark Three. (goes over and picks up the brick) All you do is remove the brick, or ballast, and... (turns around and realizes that his invention is no longer there) Huh? (looks up and sees it flying away) Well, back to the drawing board. 

Patrick: Can we have the cake now? (singing) Happy, happy birthday to you! (cuts to SpongeBob, attached to a red kite, which is attached to a bicycle that Patrick is on) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, get ready to say "Eureka!" 

Patrick: Okay! 

SpongeBob: Go!!! (Patrick starts pedaling; SpongeBob lifts up off the bucket he is standing on and flies through the air) It's working! I'm flying! (flies past three fish on the side of the road) 

Cap Fish: Hey! Look at that guy tied to a kite! 

Fred: Why's he doing that? 

Nancy: Oh my goodness... 

Fred: Why's he doing that? 

Cap Fish: He'll fall and break his... 

Nancy: Can you see from up there? 

SpongeBob: Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you. (suddenly, the kite snaps on him and falls out of the sky) Doh! (Patrick keeps pedaling as SpongeBob repeatedly hits the ground behind him) Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! (the three fish crack up; cuts to the Barg'n-Mart; SpongeBob is standing at the cash register in front of Vendor; he puts the shredded kite on the counter) Excuse me, sir, but I would like to return this kite. 

Vendor: Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper! (holds up a newspaper with a picture of SpongeBob on the front page and the headline "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly") 

SpongeBob: "Local nutcase tries to fly"?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too! 

Vendor: No they didn't. 

SpongeBob: (raises his fist) You'll see. (walks outside, and past Monroe and his mother) 

Monroe: Look mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. 

Mother: Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs. 

Monroe: Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly! (makes flapping motions; he and his mother laugh cruelly; SpongeBob walks away, only to encounter many other fish) 

Cap Fish: Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs? 

Nancy: Maybe he's looking for a statue to '''poop''' on. 

Fred: (steps in front of SpongeBob and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of fish around him laughs) 

SpongeBob: Go on and laugh, but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams! (two fish holding babies stand to the side of him) 

Mother #2: You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?

Stubble Fish: I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I didn't have any fingers. (looks at his hands)

Fish: We all had dreams. 

Nancy: What makes you so special? (the crowd of fish turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches) 

Mob: Let's get him! 

SpongeBob: (the mob chases him; he starts panting, then stops) Huh? (camera zooms out to reveal SpongeBob just stepped off the edge of a cliff) AHHHHH!!! 

Fish: Good riddance, dreamer! 

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!! (lands in a Mud Removal truck) Ooh! (the truck makes a sharp turn and SpongeBob falls out, covered in mud; while falling) Well, it can't get any worse. Doh! (lands in a Feather Delivery truck; sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers) I guess I spoke too soon. (the scene freezes)

French Narrator: Will SpongeBob be able to fly? Stay tuned. (fade to black. Cut to SpongeBob, with a towel wrapped around his body and the top of his head, looking out the window at the jellyfish flying by)

SpongeBob: There they go again, Gary. (sighs) I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. (takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away) Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (grabs his pants and puts them on) Back to reality. (walks over to the sink; Gary follows) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: No, Gary, my dreams are silly. (takes the towel off of his head; grabs a comb and blow-dryer and starts brushing and drying his spongy hair; the phone rings; he sticks the blow-dryer partially in his pants and answers the phone) Hello? No, this isn't the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. What? (the blow-dryer starts to inflate his pants) No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Momma? Well, listen up, Joe. (Gary retreats inside his shell) I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible. (floats upward and hits the ceiling) I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Gary! (pulls the blow-dryer out of his pants) I... I think I'm flying! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! (the top half of his pineapple opens up and he flies out of it) 

Monroe: (points) Mom, look! It's the flying guy! 

Mother: Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all. 
(flying over the town)

Music: "[[He's Flying]]"

I'm flying! I'm flying!

(Cap Fish pops up)

He's flying!

(a guy pops out the window)

He's Flying!

(the old woman fish pops up)

He's really, really flying!

(Nancy opens her door; Tom pops out of the sewer, moving his fingers in rhythm)

They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff.

(the Old Woman Fish stands next to a blue fish with balloons; an aqua fish stands next to another older fish; a business fish and Vendor pass by)

But now he's flying.

(SpongeBob passes over them.

He's flying high in the sky.

(Johnson drives by in a boat; another fish drives behind them; a couple other fish enter the scene) 

I'd love to hang around to say I told you so.

(takes off)

But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go! 

(passes by a sign pointing in the direction of the Fields, making it bobble) 

Roads and streets are not for me. 
(passes over an intersection with a stoplight)

Mrs. Puff: Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree. I've had her since I was a little girl.

(takes a deep breath)

But now it looks like the end of her world.

(the tree branch holding the snail snaps off)

NO!!!!!!

(catches the snail)

Gotcha!

(laughs; hands the snail to Mrs. Puff)

SpongeBob: Next time, try the elevator.

(flies off)

Mrs. Puff: Thank you, Bird Man! 

(flies upward in a circle, leaving a swirling rainbow path behind him; flies up to a plane, in which Fred is sitting, among others) 

I have never felt so free!

(Fred looks out the window at SpongeBob in bewilderment)

High in the sky is the place for me.

(flies away; Fred pulls down an oxygen mask and starts breathing heavily)

Helping friends from up above.

(SpongeBob flies onward some more, still leaving a rainbow path behind him; sprinkles drop down over a group of children; Monroe sticks his tongue out and catches one, then makes a face in disgust)

These are the things that I love!

(picks up a dime off the ceiling of a building and drops it in Mr. Krabs's hand)

I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime.

Mr. Krabs; I'm rich!

(Patrick stares in awe at a mime doing his shtick; SpongeBob swoops down and lifts him into the air)

And I'll save Patrick from this mime!

Patrick: Thanks, buddy!

(flies over to a kelp bush)

Even Plankton needs some help,
when he gets tangled in the
ke-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-elllllllp!

(inside the bush, Plankton is struggling to untangle himself from a piece of kelp; SpongeBob lifts him up)

Plankton: Please put me down!

("He's Flying" ends; cuts to the Bikini Bottom News, where A Realistic Fish Head is reporting) 

Fish Head: All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz over the identity of a mysterious flying man who helps people. (cuts to Tom, wearing a bad hairpiece) 

Tom: He found my hair piece! (cuts to a little boy fish) 

Boy: He helps people... and he flies... and he helps people. 

Fish Head: (back at the desk) Who knows what superhero act of courage he'll astound us with next? 
(cuts to a foggy night at Goo Lagoon; the lighthouse is shining its light around, when suddenly, it goes out; Johnson and an old fish run up) 

Johnson: Oh no! The light in the Goo Lagoon lighthouse went out, and Sailor Jenkins is headed for the coastline! 

Jenkins: (drives through the fog in a boat on the lagoon) I'm glad I gave up farming! 

SpongeBob: (flies down) I'm coming! (takes out the old light bulb and reaches behind his back to get a new one; screws it in and flips the switch; it turns on and Sailor Jenkins turns back around; a crowd of people run up, cheering) 

Johnson: Thanks, mysterious flying man! 

Jenkins: (slams into a large rock in the middle of the lagoon; starts to sink) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! 

SpongeBob: (walking away, with his pants deflated, brushing his hands off) That's enough good deeds for one day. I've got a date with a flock of jellyfish. 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up) SpongeBob! Son! I need you and your magical pants! 

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I invented these pants so I could fly with the jellyfish! If I keep doing favors for people I'll never make my dreams a reality. (starts to walk away) 

Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, it's an emergency! 

SpongeBob: (stops; inflates his pants) Let's roll! (flying through the sky with Mr. Krabs in his arms) Where to, Mr. K? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh... my garage. 

SpongeBob: You've got it! (lands next to Mr. Krabs' garage) What's the emergency, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you're up for it, boy? 

SpongeBob: I think my pants can handle it. 

Mr. Krabs: I need you... 

SpongeBob: (anxiously) Yes? 

Mr. Krabs: To clean... 

SpongeBob: Clean up crime? 

Mr. Krabs: My garage. 

SpongeBob: (his pants deflate) That's your emergency? 

Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, everyone knows it's easier to clean a garage when you can fly! 

SpongeBob: (crosses his arms) All right, Mr. Krabs. I'll clean your garage. But after this, no more favors! (inflates his pants again; later, he
flies out of the garage, finished with the job) All done, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: (sunbathing) And the recyclables? 

SpongeBob: Aw, shrimp. (turns around and reenters the garage; even later, he flies away) Finally! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! 

Patrick: (off-screen) SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Patrick's in trouble. 

Patrick: (lying on his back in the street) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (flies down to him) What is it, buddy? 

Patrick: Will you scratch my tummy? (SpongeBob gets annoyed but does it anyway) Ah... 
(a montage begins) 

Larry: Help me pick out a tie? (holds out three different colored ties; SpongeBob picks one) 

Squidward: Clean my bathtub? (SpongeBob unwillingly obeys) 

Mrs. Puff: Balance my checkbook? (SpongeBob scribbles in her checkbook) 

Plankton: Help spread the word of evil? (SpongeBob hands out newspapers with the headline "EVIL" on them) 

Hat Fish: Untangle my phone chords? 

Cap Fish: Do my geometry? 

Nancy: Talk to my plants! 

Gray Fish: Rub my scalp? (SpongeBob rubs the man's scalp) Mmm... oh yeah! 

SpongeBob: (stops and starts flailing his arms) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are. 

Gray Fish: But, we went to elementary school together. 

SpongeBob: Dennis? (starts rubbing his scalp again) 

Dennis: Mmm... oh yeah! 
(cuts to a crowd of fish searching for SpongeBob) 

Cap Fish: SpongeBob! 

Monroe: Hey SpongeBob! 

Fred: SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (hiding behind a rock) If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the jellyfish. (quietly flies away) 

Monroe: Hey! There he is! 

SpongeBob: (flies faster) 

Monroe: He's getting away! 

Light Purple Fish: No! He owes us favors! 

Monroe: Get him!!! (the angry crowd chases after him, into Downtown Bikini Bottom; while SpongeBob flies past the buildings in a straight line,
the crowd runs up and down each building; they stop at a cliff, before Jellyfish Fields; SpongeBob keeps flying) 

SpongeBob: I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! 

Johnson: He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll catch him now! 

Jenkins: (off-screen) I'll take care of this! 

Crowd: It's Cannonball Jenkins!!! 

Jenkins: (inside a lit cannon, wearing a red helmet and suit; launches out of the cannon and toward SpongeBob; he collides with him, and
SpongeBob’s inflatable pants explode; the two hurtle toward the ground; SpongeBob falls even further as Cannonball Jenkins opens up a red parachute) I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! (the crowd watches as SpongeBob crashes to the ground; they walk over) 

Fred: What have we done? (starts to cry) Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order. (picks up the pants) A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime. (the crowd leaves; SpongeBob, now in his underwear, regains consciousness) 
SpongeBob: Well, it was fun while it lasted. (walks up to Jellyfish Fields, then walks away) I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. (sighs; starts to raise up in the air; a group of jellyfish are below him, carrying him up) Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... 
(the jellyfish carry him back to Bikini Bottom; singing)

Music: "[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]"

You don't need a plane to fly,

(Johnson looks out the window at him)

Plastic wings may make you cry,

(a flock of scallops fly by)

Kites are made for windy days,

Lawn chair with balloons... fly away.....

(the crowd of fish bury SpongeBob’s pants as the mourn over them)

Inflatable pants... you may as well skiiiiip......

(arrives at his home; the jellyfish put him back on the ground)

If you want to fly, all you need... is friendship.
Yeah.

(the jellyfish buzz away; waves) 

SpongeBob: Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was. 

Patrick: (walks up) Hey! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice. 

SpongeBob: No more flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish. (opens his door) 

Patrick: Suit yourself. (lifts up his arm and flies away) 

SpongeBob: (turns back around) Did Patrick just...? (laughs) Nah! (enters his house again, but opens the door one last time, just to make sure; cuts back to Patchy's house) 

(The TV off the type. Patchy appears)

Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids? 

Potty: Let's watch it again. 

Patchy: (chuckles) That's a great idea, Potty. (looks on the table) Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the remote? (stands up) Oh,
I lost the remote! They should make those things... (a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head) Eh... (falls to the floor) 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote) My remote! (goes to the window) Thanks, stranger! 

Mrs. Johnson: (outside, in a wheelchair) Don't mention it, Patchy! (flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid
mark behind)

Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? (presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV) No, that's not it. (presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV) Doh! Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over) 

Potty: Brawk! Let me do it! 

Patchy: No, get away! (the lights go out) That's the light switch! (the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch) 

Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button! 

Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!! (continues pressing buttons on the remote) Rewind... darn you! (suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape)
 

Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy! 

Patchy: No! (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling)
Oh no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever! 

Potty: Brawk! Lost forever! 

French Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, SpongeBob will live on in our hearts and in our minds. (a SpongeBob constellation appears over Patchy's house) Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

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Episode Transcript: Shanghaied

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Episode Article: [[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]

==Dialogue==

(pan over live-action houses)

Narrator: And now, it's time for Patchy's Pick. Hosted by: SpongeBob's number one fan, Patchy the Pirate!

Patchy: Ahoy, fanofanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! I got a little treat for you. We're gonna see me favorite movie Shanghaied! Ta-ta-ta!

Potty: Boring!

Patchy: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people!

Potty: Squawk! I'm being held here against my will! Help!

Patchy: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty?

[Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window]

Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy out and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon!

===The story===

SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Holy Shrimp! (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby! 

Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!

SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it? 

Patrick: How about.... 

Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s
house) Now look what you've done! 

SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands) 

Patrick: Clean.... 

Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing. 

SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope) 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait! 

Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also) 

Narrator: A few inches later... 

SpongeBob: (points up) Ship! 

Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world? 

SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship! 

Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind. 

SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it. 

Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right
place. 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top) 

Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I
wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship) 

SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar? 

Patrick: I don't know. Why? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell) 

Patrick: Yes! 

SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of
the flying Dutchman") 

Flying Dutchman: Rawr!! 

SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!" 

Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman! 

SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron! 

Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair? 

SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward) 

Squidward: I....no, I don't. 

SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? 

Squidward: I never said that. 

Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother. 

SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.

Flying Dutchman: (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward) 

Squidward: Ahh! Ow. 

Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick) You're next! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! 

SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship) 

Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again? 

Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now? 

Patrick: Uhh... 

Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a "Ghost Rule Book") Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited
or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever.
(closes rule book) 

Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-
numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television. 

Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're
crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next
to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me...
(Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying
Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair) 

Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"? 

SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman. 

Patrick: We'll do anything you say! 

Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket) 

SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop! 

Patrick: And I got this hat! 

Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to
look good and scary! 

SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably... 

Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary. 

SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that... 

Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings
and bugs in the sink. 

SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good? 

Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping) 

Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like
a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! 

Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-
eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying
Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! 

Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our
first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight! 

SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to
a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid) 

Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three. 

Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. 

Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea) 

SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those
scratches. 

Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind
a rock)

Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob &
Patrick who just get confused) 

SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again. 

Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a
little trick with his fingers) 

Patrick: How does he do that? 

Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship. 

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery. 

Billy: Those guys are dorks. 

Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure-
skate in purple tights) 

(back on the ship) 

SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room? 

Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward! 

SpongeBob: Like movie passes? 

Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely) 

Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's
not really you so much as it is me. 

SpongeBob: You're setting us free? 

Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob & Patrick scream) 

Patrick: Wait, I have an idea! 

SpongeBob: Really?! What is it? 

Patrick: Let's leave! 

SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of
perfume and customers) 

Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume) 
SpongeBob: I always hate going in there! 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room) 

Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin
showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me
dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever
happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't
eat without it! 

SpongeBob: Never! 

Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me!
SpongeBob: No! 

Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!

Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass. 

Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes. 

Patrick: Make it five. 

Flying Dutchman: Four. 

Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it. 

Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes. 

SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great? 

Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute) 

Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left. 

SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the
Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed) 

Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back! 

SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second
one. 

Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess!

Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue) 

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)

===Patrick's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick) 
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?! 
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder! 
Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it. 
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted. 
Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum? 
Squidward: You wished for gum? 
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out) 
Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.

===Squidward's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Squidward) 
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish! 
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish? 
Patrick: No! 
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life! 
Flying Dutchman: So be it. 
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick. 
Patrick: Hi. 
Squidward: That's not what I meant! 
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly) 
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was? 
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor. 
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)

===SpongeBob's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on SpongeBob) 
Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten? 
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! (Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads) 
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray! 
SpongeBob: We're home! 
Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved! 
Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? (their bodies have been turned into fruits and they gasp as they realize they are in a blender) 
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (whistles(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream in fear and bounce away in the blender) Hey, get back here with that! Ha ha! I'll get ya! (Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast)

===Main ending===
(back at Patchy's House) 
Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! (Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY) Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! (blows horn) 
Kids: (off-screen) Hooray! 
Patchy: Now, blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! Thank you, my precious potty. 
Potty: Brawk, you're not welcome. 
Patchy: Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt! 
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! (Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast) 
Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! (Potty collapses to the floor)
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