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Episode Transcript: Squidtastic Voyage

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Episode Article: [[Squidtastic Voyage]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator''': Ah today we study the gentle rhythm of the sea. (music blasting from SpongeBob’s house, so the narrator gets angry) Gentle rhythm! (in his normal voice) Oh, never mind. 

'''Gary''': Meow. (hides in shell) 

'''SpongeBob''': (moon walking) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! (makes armpit noises with Patrick) Ocean wave. (wiggles arms) Tropical breeze.
(wiggles more) 

'''Patrick''': Whirlpool. (spins around on his behind) 

'''SpongeBob''': Reverse whirlpool. (does a reverse spin. Him and Patrick spin into each other causing them to bounce all over
the house. The vibrations are so great that one of Squidward's pictures falls onto the ground) 

'''Squidward''': Huh? (turns around) Grr! SpongeBob! Turn that noise off! This will get his attention. (plays his clarinet. SpongeBob comes out of the top of his pineapple, spinning his legs, and flies into Squidward causing the clarinet to get stuck in his throat) 

'''Squidward''': Sponge... (note plays. Chokes) 

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Oh, Squidward, you swallowed your clarinet again! I’ll get it. 

'''Squidward''': (tries to get away from SpongeBob) No! No! Don't... (note plays) touch... (note plays) me! (note plays) 

'''SpongeBob''': (grabs Squidward's mouth and opens it) I'll get a better look. Hmm... It’s too dark! This calls for extreme measures. (tries to put Squidward's mouth over his body but he's too big. Outside, a mother and child are walking by as they hear strange noises. The mother puts her hands over her kid's ears and walks away with an angry look on her face, pulls out the clarinet) Got it! Hey, the pointy thing on the end is missing! 

'''Squidward''': It’s called a reed...eee! 

'''SpongeBob''': What’s a reed...eee? 

'''Squidward''': Great! (high note) My reed... (note) is still... (note) stuck in my... (note) throat! (note) And it’s all your fault! (notes) 

'''SpongeBob''': There’s only one thing to do. We gotta see Sandy. (scene cuts to an x-ray of Squidward's throat) 

'''Sandy''': Hmm. Just as I thought. You’ve got that pointy bit from the end of your clarinet stuck in your throat. ''That'' was clumsy of you. 

'''Squidward''': I didn’t. It was SpongeBob that... (note) 

'''Sandy''': Well, there’s nothing to do for it but surgery. (runs off with Squidward) 

'''SpongeBob''': Ooh... (follows them to a submarine-like machine) 

'''Sandy''': Now’s my chance to try out my new invention -- the solution to your problem. 

'''Squidward''': A submarine? (note) 

'''Sandy''': That’s right, Squidward. Let me show you. (walks into a lab where Squidward's body is on screen) This whole lab is called the Chamber of Shrinkage. I’ll shrink the sub and myself down to microscopic size... (simulation does so) ...then navigate through your brain, down into your throat and extract the reed from inside. Simple! 

'''Squidward''': Why don’t you just shrink the reed? 

'''Sandy''': (laughs) Oh, Squidward, always wanting to do it the hard way! (bubble-wipe to Squidward sitting in a chair with a white gown on) We’re all set, Squidward! Are you ready for the sedative? 

'''Squidward''': Are you sure this is safe? 

'''Sandy''': Completely! As long as someone competent is behind the wheel. Hey, what’s that? (Squidward looks then Sandy knocks him out with a karate chop) Sweet dreams, partner! Oops! I forgot to pack food for the trip. I've got to get some supplies from my treedome, and I need you to guard the submarine while I’m gone. (SpongeBob smiles) Do you think you can handle it, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Can do, Sandy! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking back and forth, guarding the submarine) Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut! Hut-hut-hut, huppity-hup-hut! 

'''Patrick''': (walks up to SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': (instead of saying "Hi, Patrick"} Hello, citizen. 

'''Patrick''': What are you doing? 

'''SpongeBob''': Guarding Sandy’s submarine. 

'''Patrick''': Wow! I’ve never been in a submarine. Let’s look inside. 

'''SpongeBob''': Can’t. I’m guarding it. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, man! Can't you guard it from the inside? 

'''SpongeBob''': (stops) You’re right! (bows to Patrick) Patrick, you’re a genius! (presses the 'OPEN' button to open the submarine) 

'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Ooh! (both salute) 

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for guard duty. (both he and Patrick laugh and go inside. They push buttons and pretend to actually be using the submarine) 

'''Patrick''': Hmmm..."Shrink". I do have a lot of issues. (presses button and an alarm blares. SpongeBob and Patrick look at the flashing light) 

'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Pretty. (submarine shrinks a little) 

'''Sandy''': I'm back, SpongeBob. (drops box of nuts) Uh-oh. (SpongeBob shrinks) 

'''Patrick''': (laughs) You’re so tiny. (shrinks) Aah, a giant SpongeBob! (submarine shrinks completely. A robot hand grabs the submarine) 

'''Sandy''': Patrick! SpongeBob! 

'''Patrick''': Ahh, Sandy’s grown to gigantic size! 

'''SpongeBob''': I don’t think Sandy grew, Patrick! I think we shrunk. 

'''Patrick''': Pfft, that’s silly! Don't you think it's more likely that the entire world grew? (robot hand takes the submarine and sticks it in Squidward's nose) 

'''Sandy''': Hi, Squidward. Well, the submarine is safely inside you. 

'''Squidward''': Wonderful! Wait! If you're out here, then who's in ''here''? (holds head) 

'''Sandy''': Well, why don’t you take a look for yourself? (pulls down a monitor showing SpongeBob and Patrick in the submarine inside of Squidward) 

'''Squidward''': (screams) SpongeBob and Patrick are piloting a miniature submarine inside my head. SpongeBob and Patrick... SpongeBob and... (chuckles nervously then screams) 

'''Sandy''': You better calm down, Squidward. With them little critters inside you, I wouldn’t be moving around too much. You could knock them into something important. (cut to inside Squidward’s nose) 

'''SpongeBob''': Where are we, Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': I don’t know. But it’s a real dump. 

'''Sandy''': (over speaker) SpongeBob, Patrick, can you hear me? 

'''SpongeBob''': It's Sandy. 

'''Patrick''': She’s in ''there''? (pulls out an axe) I’ll save you, Sandy! (chops away at the control panel) 

'''Sandy''': Stop it, you itty-bitty idiot! (engine sputters and dies) 

'''SpongeBob''': Sandy, where ''are'' you? Where are ''we''? 

'''Sandy''': You’re trespassing, SpongeBob -- in my lab, in my submarine -- and you’re trespassing inside of Squidward! 

'''Patrick''': I ''thought'' this place was in bad shape. 

'''Squidward''': (over speaker) I heard that! 

'''Sandy''': Let’s get you ''out'' of there, SpongeBob. All you need to do is locate the auto-pilot. It’ll safely take you through your mission, and then out the extraction point. (points to Squidward’s rear-end on the computer screen. The submarine controls explode)

'''SpongeBob''': Um...we ''broke'' it! (Patrick chops at it again with the axe) 

'''Sandy''': Stop it! What are you trying to do?! Kill him?!

'''Squidward''': (starts sweating nervously)

'''Sandy''': This is approximately 17 times harder to drive than a boat mobile, which you’re never successfully done. (laughs nervously) So, just take it nice and easy.

'''SpongeBob''': No problemo. Nice and...EASY!!! (pushes the gas pedal to the floor making the submarine go as fast as it can. Both Patrick and SpongeBob are screaming at the top their lungs as they head towards the brain) 

'''Squidward''': So, how’s it going? (tires screech, metal crashes, and Squidward makes a hissing sound as SpongeBob and Patrick drive into the brain. They get unstuck but crash a lot into the brain making Squidward go insane) I can’t control my eyeballs! 

'''Sandy''': Don’t worry, it’s temporary. Now, just sign this! (holds out a waiver) 

'''Squidward''': (signs) OK, now what is ''this''? 

'''Sandy''': Oh, just your autograph, uh, for when you’re, uhh, famous. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, of course. I’ve got head shots, you know. (shows pictures of himself then drops them and hits himself) What the...? 

'''Sandy''': Squidward! (Squidward chokes himself then punches Sandy) 

'''Squidward''': What’s happening?! (SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting over the controls which causes them to keep crashing into Squidward's nervous system) 

'''SpongeBob & Patrick''': {talking among themselves) Give me that! Give it back! No! Give it! Give it back! 

'''Sandy''': They’re hitting your central nervous system! 

'''Squidward''': (punches self) Oh, no sh*t Sherlock. 

'''Sandy''': You’re not in control of your actions! (Squidward kicks Sandy in the rear) Hey... 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I’m sorry. I’m not in control of my actions.

'''Sandy''': (gets mad because she knew it was on purpose)

'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': (bounce off Squidward’s nervous system) 

'''Sandy''': They’ve gone off course! (Squidward is spinning in his chair then is tossed into the back where he is doing more crazy twitches) 

'''Sandy''': Oh my gosh! They're out of control! (SpongeBob and Patrick land in some green goo) 

'''SpongeBob''': Ew! Where the hell are we? (Squidward’s stomach rumbles. The submarine is getting dissolved in the green acid) 

'''SpongeBob''': Mayday! Mayday! We’re sinking! And Patrick won’t stop screaming! 

'''Sandy''': Those stomach acid levels are way too high! 

'''SpongeBob''': The reserve tanks are almost empty. (Patrick grunts) Patrick! (Patrick is using the axe to chop at the tanks) 

'''Patrick''': Finished. 

'''Sandy''': SpongeBob, you gotta get out of there! It’s a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus where the reed is! (note plays) You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. Like natural gas. 

'''SpongeBob''': Natural gas? 

'''Patrick''': Like this! (drinks a soda and burps loudly) 

'''Squidward''': Stop burping inside me! That’s f*cking disgusting! 

'''Sandy''': ''Wait'' a minute, Squidward. They might be on to something. 

'''Squidward''': What? 

'''Sandy''': If you can make a big enough burp... 

'''Patrick''': We can filter the CO2 through our ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride the shockwave out of here. 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow. 

'''Sandy''': He’s right. 

'''Squidward''': What? 

'''Sandy''': We’re going through with your plan, Patrick! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yay! 

'''Patrick''': What plan? (Squidward drinks a bunch of soda) 

'''Sandy''': Now ''burp'', Squidward! Lives are on the line! (Squidward tries to burp) 

'''SpongeBob''': I never thought it would end this way. (Squidward burps loudly sending the submarine up and out of the stomach)
It's working! (natural gas readings are full) 

'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Whee! 

'''Sandy''': They’re heading for the esophagus. (smells Squidward’s burp) Phew, what have you been ''eating''? 

'''Squidward''': Morons. (the submarine crashes into Squidward's throat where the reed is at) 

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob to Sandy. We've reached the foreign obstruction. (swims out with a bathing suit on) 

'''Sandy''': OK, you're going to have to go out and dislodge it somehow. 

'''SpongeBob''': I’m already on it. (takes out a hammer and hits the reed with it) 

'''Narrator''': Two hours later... 

'''SpongeBob''': This stupid d*mn hammer won’t break anything. (throws it at the reed. The hammer bounces back and cuts SpongeBob’s water arm floatation, making him bounce everywhere) 

'''Patrick''': (peers out of the sub) SpongeBob, do what you were born to do! Dance! 

'''SpongeBob''': You’re right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin! (cuts the reed in half with the spin causing Squidward to spit it out) 

'''Sandy''': Good work, guys! Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is... 

'''Squidward''': (pushes Sandy out of the way) Get the f*ck out of my body! GO! 

'''Patrick''': Grow? (presses the 'GROW' button which sounds an alarm)

'''SpongeBob, Squidward and Sandy''': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cut to the Krusty Krab) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Almost ready to open. (cleans his 'NO REFUNDS' sign) There. 

'''Squidward''': (walks in) Good morning, Mr. Krabs. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hello, Squidward. Neptune's trousers! What’s gotten into you? (zoom out to show Squidward with a submarine-shaped body) 

'''SpongeBob''': (inside Squidward) Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs. (toilet flushes) 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, the toilet's backed up again. (Squidward growls in anger)

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Squidtastic Voyage (Episode)

2019-10-04T06:38:12Z

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{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''"Squidtastic Voyage"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Plot==
At [[SpongeBob's House]], Patrick and SpongeBob are dancing to music. The music is shaking Squidward's house and Squidward tells them to lower the volume and accidentally swallows his Clarinet. SpongeBob comes over to Squidward's house and tries to get the clarinet out. He gets some of it out, but not all of it. The clarinet reed is still in Squidward's throat, causing Squidward to make clarinet sounds. Squidward is taken to Sandy's [[Treedome]] where Sandy tells SpongeBob about her new invention which includes the submarine that she is going to shrink, so she can remove the reed from Squidward's throat. She entrusts SpongeBob with the responsibility of guarding the submarine and SpongeBob does so by walking around, looking out for any trouble. Patrick walks by and encourages SpongeBob to guard the submarine inside the submarine.

They go in there and guard it when Patrick presses the shrink button, shrinking the submarine. Sandy comes back and notices them. She guides them to Squidward's brain. There, SpongeBob and Patrick start to hit parts of the brain, causing Squidward to lose self-control. For a moment, SpongeBob and Patrick actually fight each other for control of the vehicle and land in Squidward's stomach, where the gastric acid starts to eat the submarine away. Patrick thinks of an idea: If Squidward can drink soda, then bubbles would surround them and it would refuel the submarine. Squidward drinks soda and the plan suddenly starts to work. They travel through the throat where SpongeBob removes the clarinet reed by doing what he was born to do: dance. He returns to the submarine. Now that the job is done Squidward wants them out of his body and tells them to get out of it : Patrick mishears this and presses a grow button. Sandy, SpongeBob and Squidward say, "No!" at the same time and then we see Squidward come to work at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is startled when he sees the giant submarine in his stomach. At the end, in the submarine, Patrick complains about the submarine's toilet being clogged and Squidward gets frustrated.

==Cultural References==
*This episode's title and plot spoofed the 1966 Sci-Fi film: Fantastic Voyage
*Reverse whirlpool is a reference to Xiaolin Showdown
*It also is similar to an attack move from Ginga Naraboshi Gen
*At the beginning, SpongeBob does a moonwalk.
*This is the 4th popular cartoon series (not about popularity) produced by Nickelodeon Inc to parody the film Fantastic Voyage, the first was Vantastic Voyage, an episode of The Angry Beavers, second was Tiny Timmy, an episode of The Fairly OddParents and the third was Journey to the Center of Carl, an episode of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[All that Glitters]] re-aired with this episode.
*Music from ''[[Rock Bottom]]'' and ''[[Ugh!]]'' is heard.
*The beginning of the episode is similar to [[Jellyfish Jam]]
*In the UK this episode was aired along with [[That's No Lady]]
*The German title, in English, means "The Squid Voyage"
*Squidward cannot stop making clarinet noises in the beginning because he swallows the whole clarinet at first, yet he can speak just fine in Sandy's submarine lab.
*This also aired with [[Chimps Ahoy]].
*This episode is similar to "[[Sandy's Rocket]]", by the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick stumble into one of Sandy's complicated machines.
*This is the second time SpongeBob makes Squidward swallow his clarinet. The first time was in [[SB-129]].
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs said "Neptune's Trousers". The first time was in [[Whale of a Birthday]]
*Closed-captioning error: when SpongeBob and Patrick are dancing at the beginning, SpongeBob says, "Tropical breeze!" However, the captions said "Tropical waves" instead.
*This is probably the episode where Patrick is most stupid for many reasons: 1. Shrinking the sub after SpongeBob says he had to guard it. 2. Destroying the air tanks/controls. 3. Pressing the GROW button when Squidward said Go. And 4. telling Squidward about the submarine's toilet being back up
*This marks the first time that Squidward is in Sandy's treedome.
*When SpongeBob and Squidward are in Sandy's treedome, the bowls on their heads have the opening oriented up, like in [[Tea at the Treedome]] and [[Chimps Ahoy]].
*The title card BG is like the part when SpongeBob and Patrick enter Squidward's brain except without the sub.
*A game based on the episode can be played at [[Squidward.com]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Clarinet]]
*Kid with his mom

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Squidtastic Voyage|Transcript for Squidtastic Voyage]]

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Episode Transcript: Cephalopod Lodge

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Episode Article: [[Cephalopod Lodge]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
* Chief of the society
* Roger
* Little Sock
* Giant Sock

==Dialogue==
'''SpongeBob''': (singing) Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Doo... (stops when he sees Squidward smiling and staring into the distance) Squidward? Squidward? (snaps fingers four times) Squidward, are you okay?

'''Squidward''': Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs! (He runs to Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs is stacking his money into a sculpture of himself in his office when suddenly SpongeBob crashes into him destroying it) It happened again, Mr. Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs''': What are you talking about?

'''SpongeBob''': It's Squidward! (Squidward continues to smile and stare into the distance) What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?

'''Mysterious man''': Psst. Squidward?

'''Squidward''': Roger! Is that you?

'''Mysterious man''': Tonight's the big night.

'''Squidward''': (Gasp!)

(A few hours pass. It is night now.)

'''SpongeBob''': These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': (giggling)

(Squidward walks out of his house. SpongeBob and Patrick dive into kelp. When Squidward walks away, they follow him to a bus stop. A bus arrives, and Squidward gets in. SpongeBob and Patrick follow and hide under Squidward's bus seat. The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus.)

'''Squidward''': Hello, Brother Roger. (He and Brother Roger do secret hand-shake)

'''Brother Roger''': Come right in, Brother Squidward.

'''Squidward''': Thank you.

'''Lodge members''': (talking)

'''Squidward''': (putting on red robes like the other lodge members) Ah. This almost makes the other 353 days worth living for.

(A gong chimes. Everyone including Squidward gathers around lodge leader)

'''Lodge leader''': For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. Let ye among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!

'''Lodge members''': (Gasp!)

'''Cantankerous Moray Eelius''': Huh?

(A new lodge member shivers while walking up to the moray eel's cage)

'''Squidward''': I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.

'''New lodge member''': (shivering)

(Cantankerous Moray Eeleus stings new lodge member)

'''Lodge members''': (cheering)

(Brother Roger puts lodge hat on new lodge member)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': (clapping)

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! Way to go!

'''Patrick''': Way to go!

'''Lodge members''': (Gasp!)

'''Lodge leader''': (Gasp!)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': (clapping)

'''Squidward''': (Gasp!) SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here? (SpongeBob shakes his head but Patrick nods)

'''Lodge leader''': Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have deliberately desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!

'''Snooty male judge''': Kick him out!

'''Squidward''': But...but, I...I...I...I...

(Squidward and SpongeBob get kicked out of the cephalopod lodge. Squidward lands with his head stuck in the ground. He flails about wildly and we hear muffled shouting coming from him. SpongeBob pulls him out of the dirt)

'''Squidward''': I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge.

'''SpongeBob''': Do we get to join the lodge? (Squidward makes a face and SpongeBob smiles)

'''Squidward''': Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?

'''SpongeBob''': Huh? How did you know?

'''Squidward''': Psychic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?

'''SpongeBob''': Maybe he got to join the lodge! (Patrick falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward) Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?

'''Patrick''': Nah. I found the institution had nothing left to offer me. I was stagnating.

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, where's Squidward at?

'''Patrick''': Hold on. (shakes his right leg. Nothing happens, so he shakes his left leg. Squidward's head pops out of Patrick's shorts) I found Squidward. (pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head.)

'''Squidward''': The last thing in my life I really enjoyed, and SpongeBob ruined it, too.

'''Patrick''': Well, at least you still have the hat.

'''Squidward''': Yeah. I do, don't I?

'''Brother Roger''': Ahem. (takes Squidward's hat)

'''SpongeBob''': You still have your robes. (Brother Roger strips Squidward's robes off)

'''Patrick''': You still have your underwear. (Brother Roger strips off Squidward's underwear, leaving him [off-camera] naked)

'''Squidward''': No! (SpongeBob covers his own eyes and Patrick's. Squidward pulls on his regular shirt) You can look now.

'''SpongeBob''': Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.

(knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door)

'''Brother Roger''': What is it? Oh, it’s you two.

'''SpongeBob''': We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.

'''Patrick''': Yeah. Not his fault.

'''Brother Roger''': Well, then, whose fault was it?

'''Patrick''': Was it my fault?

'''SpongeBob''': No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.

'''Brother Roger''': Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, then whose fault was it?

'''Patrick''': Uh...maybe it's your fault.

'''Brother Roger''': Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again! (slams door)

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!

'''SpongeBob''': No. You can't set foot in the lodge.

'''Patrick''': Ever!

'''Squidward''': Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life...I think I'll go home and slam my head in the door...repeatedly.

'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

'''Squidward''': No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?

'''SpongeBob''': That's it! (jumps on Squidward) Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Want to join our club, Patrick?

'''Patrick''': Dog-pile on Squidward!

'''Squidward''': Aaahhhh! (The three walk back home)

'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?

'''Squidward''': Say good-bye. (enters his house)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Good-bye!

'''Squidward''': Morons.

'''SpongeBob''': (climbs in through Squidward's window) So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.

'''Patrick''': (falls through Squidward's window) Hey.

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick and I have come up with a secret hand-shake.

'''Patrick''': Secret!

(SpongeBob claps his hands over his head)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Patty cake, patty cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast...

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob! That's not a secret hand-shake! Everyone knows Patty cake!

'''SpongeBob''': Not the way we do it.

'''Patrick''': We don't use our pinkies.

'''Squidward''': (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house, and screams) '''''GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!'''''

'''Patrick''': I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. (knocks on Squidward's door)

'''Squidward''': Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.

'''SpongeBob''': (traps Squidward in a light brown bag) Let's move. (SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away. A while later, they arrive at Jellyfish Fields.)

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, we can let him out now.

'''Squidward''': Are you insane? You kidnapped me?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...

'''Patrick''': Initiation.

'''Squidward''': What? What kind of initiation?

'''SpongeBob''': A very ''special'' initiation. (pulls a jellyfish out of his net)

'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. Look at the time! Gotta run. (He is stopped by Patrick, who smashes Squidward to the ground)

'''SpongeBob''': Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?

'''Patrick''': After you, Brother SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': (flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue) Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ooo! (muffled) Brother Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Brother SpongeBob. (slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue) Aaahhhh! (muffled) Brother Squidward. (pulls on Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it)

'''Squidward''': (jumps into the air, screaming) Eee-aaahhhhhhh!

(The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home. An unknown person knocks on Squidward's door, leaving a package behind)

'''Squidward''': What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! (He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit) Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!

(SpongeBob and Patrick giggle. They are in chicken suits, too.)

'''SpongeBob''': They sure aren't. They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of the Feather Friends.

'''Squidward''': Feather Friends?

'''SpongeBob''': Somebody already had Feather Buddies.

'''Patrick''': Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.

'''Squidward''': (growls and rips his chicken suit in half) I DON'T WANT TO BE FEATHER BUDDY!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob''': Do you still want to be a Feather Friend?

'''Squidward''': Grrr...no.

'''SpongeBob''': Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. (takes off his chicken suit) Everything we need is in this drawer. (pulls one of Squidward's socks out of the drawer)

'''Squidward''': A sock?

'''SpongeBob''': Not just a sock...a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward. They'll have to let you back in the lodge!

'''Patrick''': Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.

'''Squidward''': One flaw?

'''Patrick''': That sock is way too small.

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. (grabs a photo-realistic giant sock)

'''Patrick''': That's what I'm talking about!

(It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge, where another meeting is beginning. SpongeBob and Patrick, both inside the photo-realistic giant sock, and Squidward look on)

'''Albino eel (SpongeBob)''': Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff.

(SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the lodge still inside the sock)

'''Squidward''': Huh?

'''Narrator''': 5 minutes later.

'''Squidward''': (walks to the lodge) This is ridiculous. No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel?!

(The lodge members are seen screaming and running away from the "albino eel")

'''Albino eel (Patrick)''': Roooo!

'''Albino eel (SpongeBob)''': ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!

(More screaming and running away from the Cephalopod Lodge)

'''Albino eel (Patrick)''': Roo!

'''Albino eel (SpongeBob)''': ROOOOOAAAARRRRR!

'''Squidward''': Unbelievable.

'''Lodge member''': Squidward!

'''Brother Roger''': Look out!

'''Lodge member''': There's a giant albino eel on the loose!

'''Squidward''': (clears throat) Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. (punches the sock twice)

'''Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick)''': Oh! Oh, ow! Arrgh! Oof! (sock flattens and collapses)

'''Lodge members''': (cheering) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!

(Squidward laughs as Brother Roger puts the robe and hat back on him, implying that he has been reinstated into the Cephalopod Lodge. Suddenly, however, the emotional ceremony is interrupted by the incessant cheering of SpongeBob and Patrick)

'''SpongeBob''': Way to go, Squidward.

'''Patrick''': It works!

(the lodge members glare angrily at Squidward and pick him up)

'''Announcer''': Will somebody kick them out?

'''Squidward''': Whoa!

(SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are thrown out of the lodge again)

'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.

'''Patrick''': But you'll have to pass the initiation again. (Turns on the stinging jellyfish)

'''Squidward''': Aah! No! (Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue. Blackout and a sting is heard) '''AAAAAAAGH!!!!'''

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