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The First 100 Episodes

2022-07-01T20:09:21Z

173.81.160.242: /* Disc 12 */

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! colspan="2" | '''The First 100 Episodes'''
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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || All episodes from Seasons 1-5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || September 22, 2009 May 23, 2017 (re-release)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Disc Amount'' || 14
|}
'''The First 100 Episodes''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] DVD released on September 22nd, 2009 that contains the complete seasons 1-5. This results in 2,233 minutes of SpongeBob episodes spread over 13 discs as well as a 14th disc of bonus features. The original release comes with seven slim cases with two discs and one character on the cover each. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is on discs 1 and 2, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] on 3 and 4, [[Gary]] on 5 and 6, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] on 7 and 8, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] on 9 and 10, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] on 11 and 12, and [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] on 13 and 14. The front cover of the original set is lenticular giving it a 3D effect.

==Episodes==

===Disc 1===
*Episode 1: [[Help Wanted]] & [[Reef Blower]] / [[Tea at the Treedome]] (May 1, 1999)
*Episode 2: [[Bubblestand]] / [[Ripped Pants]] (July 17, 1999)
*Episode 3: [[Jellyfishing]] / [[Plankton!]] (July 31, 1999)
*Episode 4: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] / [[Boating School]] (August 7, 1999)
*Episode 5: [[Pizza Delivery]] / [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] (August 14, 1999)
*Episode 6: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]] / [[Pickles]] (August 21, 1999)
*Episode 7: [[Hall Monitor]] / [[Jellyfish Jam]] (August 28, 1999)
*Episode 8: [[Sandy's Rocket]] / [[Squeaky Boots]] (September 4, 1999)

===Disc 2===
*Episode 9: [[Nature Pants]] / [[Opposite Day]] (September 11, 1999)
*Episode 10: [[Culture Shock]] / [[F.U.N.]] (September 18, 1999)
*Episode 11: [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] / [[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]] (September 25, 1999)
*Episode 12: [[The Chaperone]] / [[Employee of the Month]] (October 2, 1999)
*Episode 13: [[Scaredy Pants]] / [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] (October 28, 1999)
*Episode 14: [[SB-129]] / [[Karate Choppers]] (December 31, 1999)
*Episode 15: [[Sleepy Time]] / [[Suds]] (January 17, 2000)
*Episode 16: [[Valentine's Day]] / [[The Paper]] (February 14, 2000)

===Disc 3===
*Episode 17: [[Arrgh!]] / [[Rock Bottom]] (March 15, 2000)
*Episode 18: [[Texas]] / [[Walking Small]] (March 22, 2000)
*Episode 19: [[Fools in April]] / [[Neptune's Spatula]] (April 1, 2000)
*Episode 20: [[Hooky]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]] (April 8, 2000)
*Episode 21: [[Your Shoe's Untied]] / [[Squid's Day Off]] (November 2, 2000)
*Episode 22: [[Something Smells]] / [[Bossy Boots]] (October 26, 2000)
*Episode 23: [[Big Pink Loser]] / [[Bubble Buddy]] (November 16, 2000)
*Episode 24: [[Dying for Pie]] / [[Imitation Krabs]] (December 28, 2000)

===Disc 4===
*Episode 25: [[Wormy]] / [[Patty Hype]] (February 17, 2001)
*Episode 26: [[Grandma's Kisses]] / [[Squidville]] (April 28, 2001)
*Episode 27: [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] / [[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]] (May 5, 2001)
*Episode 28: [[Christmas Who?]] (December 6, 2000)
*Episode 29: [[Survival of the Idiots]] / [[Dumped]] (May 19, 2001)
*Episode 30: [[No Free Rides]] / [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]] (April 14, 2001)
*Episode 31: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] / [[Squirrel Jokes]] (November 27, 2000)
*Episode 32: [[Pressure]] / [[The Smoking Peanut]] (May 12, 2001)

===Disc 5===
*Episode 33: [[Shanghaied]] (March 9, 2001) / [[Gary Takes a Bath]] (July 26, 2003)
*Episode 34: [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] / [[Frankendoodle]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 35: [[The Secret Box]] / [[Band Geeks]] (September 7, 2001)
*Episode 36: [[Graveyard Shift]] / [[Krusty Love]] (September 6, 2002)
*Episode 37: [[Procrastination]] / [[I'm with Stupid]] (November 30, 2001)
*Episode 38: [[Sailor Mouth]] / [[Artist Unknown]] (September 21, 2001)
*Episode 39: [[Jellyfish Hunter]] / [[The Fry Cook Games]] (September 28, 2001)

===Disc 6===
*Episode 40: [[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]] / [[Squid on Strike]] (October 12, 2001)
*Episode 41: [[The Algae's Always Greener]] / [[SpongeGuard on Duty]] (March 22, 2002)
*Episode 42: [[Club SpongeBob]] / [[My Pretty Seahorse]] (July 12, 2002)
*Episode 43: [[The Bully]] / [[Just One Bite]] (October 5, 2001)
*Episode 44: [[Nasty Patty]] / [[Idiot Box]] (March 1, 2002)
*Episode 45: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]] / [[Doing Time]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 46: [[Snowball Effect]] / [[One Krab's Trash]] (February 22, 2002)
*Episode 47: [[As Seen on TV]] / [[Can You Spare a Dime?]] (March 8, 2002)

===Disc 7===
*Episode 48: [[No Weenies Allowed]] / [[Squilliam Returns]] (March 15, 2002)
*Episode 49: [[Krab Borg]] / [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve|Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]] (March 29, 2002)
*Episode 50: [[Wet Painters]] / [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] (May 10, 2002)
*Episode 51: [[Party Pooper Pants]] (May 17, 2002)
*Episode 52: [[Chocolate With Nuts|Chocolate with Nuts]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]] (June 1, 2002)
*Episode 53: [[New Student Starfish]] / [[Clams]] (September 20, 2002)
*Episode 54: [[Ugh]] (March 5, 2004)
*Episode 55: [[The Great Snail Race]] / [[Mid-Life Crustacean]] (January 24, 2003)

===Disc 8===
*Episode 56: [[Born Again Krabs]] / [[I Had an Accident]] (October 4, 2003)
*Episode 57: [[Krabby Land]] / [[The Camping Episode]] (April 3, 2004)
*Episode 58: [[Missing Identity]] / [[Plankton's Army]] (January 19, 2004)
*Episode 59: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] (March 21, 2003)
*Episode 60: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]] / [[Pranks a Lot]] (October 11, 2004)
*Episode 61: [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]] / [[Shell of a Man]] (May 6, 2005)
*Episode 62: [[The Lost Mattress]] / [[Krabs vs. Plankton]] (May 13, 2005)
*Episode 63: [[Have You Seen This Snail?]] (November 11, 2005)

===Disc 9===
*Episode 64: [[Skill Crane]] / [[Good Neighbors]] (May 20, 2005)
*Episode 65: [[Selling Out]] (September 23, 2005) / [[Funny Pants]] (September 30, 2005)
*Episode 66: [[Dunces and Dragons]] (February 20, 2006)
*Episode 67: [[Enemy In-Law]] (October 14, 2005) / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]] (October 7, 2005)
*Episode 68: [[Patrick SmartPants]] (October 21, 2005) / [[SquidBob TentaclePants]] (November 4, 2005)
*Episode 69: [[Krusty Towers]] / [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] (April 1, 2006)
*Episode 70: [[Ghost Host]] / [[Chimps Ahoy]] (May 5, 2006)
*Episode 71: [[Whale of a Birthday]] / [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]] (May 12, 2006)

===Disc 10===
*Episode 72: [[All that Glitters|All That Glittlers]] / [[Wishing You Well]] (June 2, 2006)
*Episode 73: [[New Leaf]] (September 22, 2006) / [[Once Bitten]] (September 29, 2006)
*Episode 74: [[Bummer Vacation]] (October 13, 2006) / [[Wigstruck]] (November 17, 2006)
*Episode 75: [[Squidtastic Voyage]] (October 6, 2006) / [[That's No Lady]] (November 25, 2006)
*Episode 76: [[The Thing]] / [[Hocus Pocus]] (January 15, 2007)
*Episode 77: [[Driven to Tears]] / [[Rule of Dumb]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 78: [[Born To Be Wild|Born to be Wild]] / [[Best Frenemies]] (March 31, 2007)
*Episode 79: [[The Pink Purloiner]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Squid Wood]] (July 24, 2007)

===Disc 11===
*Episode 80: [[Best Day Ever]] (November 10, 2006) / [[The Gift of Gum]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 81: [[Friend or Foe]] (April 13, 2007)
*Episode 82: [[The Original Fry Cook]] / [[Night Light]] (July 30, 2007)
*Episode 83: [[Rise and Shine]] & [[Waiting]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Fungus Among Us]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 84: [[Spy Buddies]] / [[Boat Smarts]] & [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]] (July 23, 2007)
*Episode 85: [[New Digs]] / [[Krabs a la Mode]] (July 25, 2007)
*Episode 86: [[Roller Cowards]] / [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]] (July 27, 2007)
*Episode 87: [[To Love a Patty]] / [[Breath of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] (July 26, 2007)

===Disc 12===
*Episode 88: [[Money Talks]] & [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]] / [[Slimy Dancing]] (July 31, 2007)
*Episode 89: [[The Krusty Sponge]] (July 24, 2007) / [[Sing a Song of Patrick]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 90: [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]] / [[The Donut of Shame]] & [[The Krusty Plate]] (August 1, 2007)
*Episode 91: [[Goo Goo Gas]] (July 19, 2009) / [[Le Big Switch]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 92: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] (November 12, 2007)
*Episode 93: [[Picture Day]] & [[Pat No Pay]] / [[BlackJack]] (August 2, 2007)
*Episode 94: [[Blackened Sponge]] / [[Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]] (August 3, 2007)

===Disc 13===
*Episode 95: [[The Inmates of Summer]] / [[To Save a Squirrel]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 96: [[Pest of the West]] (April 11, 2008)
*Episode 97: [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] / [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 98: [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]] (October 13, 2008)
*Episode 99: [[The Two Faces of Squidward]] / [[SpongeHenge]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 100: [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]] / [[Stanley S. SquarePants]] (November 23, 2007)

==Special Features==
Except for the audio commentaries, which are found throughout discs 11-13 (depending on the episode), all special features are on a separate disc (disc 14).

*Optional audio commentaries for:
**[[Spy Buddies]]
**[[New Digs]]
**[[Roller Cowards]]
**[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
**[[To Love a Patty]]
**[[Money Talks]]
**[[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]
**[[Goo Goo Gas]]
**[[The Inmates of Summer]]
**[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
**[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants]] (uncut & wide screen)
*Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom
*[[Help Wanted]]: 7 Seas Edition
*"Kick-Wham-Pow-Bob" Music Video (featuring music by Pantera)

{{Episode DVDs}}
{{Episode Box Sets}}

[[Category:DVD]]
[[Category:Multiple-disc DVDs]]

The First 100 Episodes

2022-07-01T20:07:42Z

173.81.160.242: /* Disc 12 */

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! colspan="2" | '''The First 100 Episodes'''
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Image:100Episodes.jpg|300px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || All episodes from Seasons 1-5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || September 22, 2009 May 23, 2017 (re-release)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Disc Amount'' || 14
|}
'''The First 100 Episodes''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] DVD released on September 22nd, 2009 that contains the complete seasons 1-5. This results in 2,233 minutes of SpongeBob episodes spread over 13 discs as well as a 14th disc of bonus features. The original release comes with seven slim cases with two discs and one character on the cover each. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is on discs 1 and 2, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] on 3 and 4, [[Gary]] on 5 and 6, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] on 7 and 8, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] on 9 and 10, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] on 11 and 12, and [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] on 13 and 14. The front cover of the original set is lenticular giving it a 3D effect.

==Episodes==

===Disc 1===
*Episode 1: [[Help Wanted]] & [[Reef Blower]] / [[Tea at the Treedome]] (May 1, 1999)
*Episode 2: [[Bubblestand]] / [[Ripped Pants]] (July 17, 1999)
*Episode 3: [[Jellyfishing]] / [[Plankton!]] (July 31, 1999)
*Episode 4: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] / [[Boating School]] (August 7, 1999)
*Episode 5: [[Pizza Delivery]] / [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] (August 14, 1999)
*Episode 6: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]] / [[Pickles]] (August 21, 1999)
*Episode 7: [[Hall Monitor]] / [[Jellyfish Jam]] (August 28, 1999)
*Episode 8: [[Sandy's Rocket]] / [[Squeaky Boots]] (September 4, 1999)

===Disc 2===
*Episode 9: [[Nature Pants]] / [[Opposite Day]] (September 11, 1999)
*Episode 10: [[Culture Shock]] / [[F.U.N.]] (September 18, 1999)
*Episode 11: [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] / [[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]] (September 25, 1999)
*Episode 12: [[The Chaperone]] / [[Employee of the Month]] (October 2, 1999)
*Episode 13: [[Scaredy Pants]] / [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] (October 28, 1999)
*Episode 14: [[SB-129]] / [[Karate Choppers]] (December 31, 1999)
*Episode 15: [[Sleepy Time]] / [[Suds]] (January 17, 2000)
*Episode 16: [[Valentine's Day]] / [[The Paper]] (February 14, 2000)

===Disc 3===
*Episode 17: [[Arrgh!]] / [[Rock Bottom]] (March 15, 2000)
*Episode 18: [[Texas]] / [[Walking Small]] (March 22, 2000)
*Episode 19: [[Fools in April]] / [[Neptune's Spatula]] (April 1, 2000)
*Episode 20: [[Hooky]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]] (April 8, 2000)
*Episode 21: [[Your Shoe's Untied]] / [[Squid's Day Off]] (November 2, 2000)
*Episode 22: [[Something Smells]] / [[Bossy Boots]] (October 26, 2000)
*Episode 23: [[Big Pink Loser]] / [[Bubble Buddy]] (November 16, 2000)
*Episode 24: [[Dying for Pie]] / [[Imitation Krabs]] (December 28, 2000)

===Disc 4===
*Episode 25: [[Wormy]] / [[Patty Hype]] (February 17, 2001)
*Episode 26: [[Grandma's Kisses]] / [[Squidville]] (April 28, 2001)
*Episode 27: [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] / [[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]] (May 5, 2001)
*Episode 28: [[Christmas Who?]] (December 6, 2000)
*Episode 29: [[Survival of the Idiots]] / [[Dumped]] (May 19, 2001)
*Episode 30: [[No Free Rides]] / [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]] (April 14, 2001)
*Episode 31: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] / [[Squirrel Jokes]] (November 27, 2000)
*Episode 32: [[Pressure]] / [[The Smoking Peanut]] (May 12, 2001)

===Disc 5===
*Episode 33: [[Shanghaied]] (March 9, 2001) / [[Gary Takes a Bath]] (July 26, 2003)
*Episode 34: [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] / [[Frankendoodle]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 35: [[The Secret Box]] / [[Band Geeks]] (September 7, 2001)
*Episode 36: [[Graveyard Shift]] / [[Krusty Love]] (September 6, 2002)
*Episode 37: [[Procrastination]] / [[I'm with Stupid]] (November 30, 2001)
*Episode 38: [[Sailor Mouth]] / [[Artist Unknown]] (September 21, 2001)
*Episode 39: [[Jellyfish Hunter]] / [[The Fry Cook Games]] (September 28, 2001)

===Disc 6===
*Episode 40: [[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]] / [[Squid on Strike]] (October 12, 2001)
*Episode 41: [[The Algae's Always Greener]] / [[SpongeGuard on Duty]] (March 22, 2002)
*Episode 42: [[Club SpongeBob]] / [[My Pretty Seahorse]] (July 12, 2002)
*Episode 43: [[The Bully]] / [[Just One Bite]] (October 5, 2001)
*Episode 44: [[Nasty Patty]] / [[Idiot Box]] (March 1, 2002)
*Episode 45: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]] / [[Doing Time]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 46: [[Snowball Effect]] / [[One Krab's Trash]] (February 22, 2002)
*Episode 47: [[As Seen on TV]] / [[Can You Spare a Dime?]] (March 8, 2002)

===Disc 7===
*Episode 48: [[No Weenies Allowed]] / [[Squilliam Returns]] (March 15, 2002)
*Episode 49: [[Krab Borg]] / [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve|Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]] (March 29, 2002)
*Episode 50: [[Wet Painters]] / [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] (May 10, 2002)
*Episode 51: [[Party Pooper Pants]] (May 17, 2002)
*Episode 52: [[Chocolate With Nuts|Chocolate with Nuts]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]] (June 1, 2002)
*Episode 53: [[New Student Starfish]] / [[Clams]] (September 20, 2002)
*Episode 54: [[Ugh]] (March 5, 2004)
*Episode 55: [[The Great Snail Race]] / [[Mid-Life Crustacean]] (January 24, 2003)

===Disc 8===
*Episode 56: [[Born Again Krabs]] / [[I Had an Accident]] (October 4, 2003)
*Episode 57: [[Krabby Land]] / [[The Camping Episode]] (April 3, 2004)
*Episode 58: [[Missing Identity]] / [[Plankton's Army]] (January 19, 2004)
*Episode 59: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] (March 21, 2003)
*Episode 60: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]] / [[Pranks a Lot]] (October 11, 2004)
*Episode 61: [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]] / [[Shell of a Man]] (May 6, 2005)
*Episode 62: [[The Lost Mattress]] / [[Krabs vs. Plankton]] (May 13, 2005)
*Episode 63: [[Have You Seen This Snail?]] (November 11, 2005)

===Disc 9===
*Episode 64: [[Skill Crane]] / [[Good Neighbors]] (May 20, 2005)
*Episode 65: [[Selling Out]] (September 23, 2005) / [[Funny Pants]] (September 30, 2005)
*Episode 66: [[Dunces and Dragons]] (February 20, 2006)
*Episode 67: [[Enemy In-Law]] (October 14, 2005) / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]] (October 7, 2005)
*Episode 68: [[Patrick SmartPants]] (October 21, 2005) / [[SquidBob TentaclePants]] (November 4, 2005)
*Episode 69: [[Krusty Towers]] / [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] (April 1, 2006)
*Episode 70: [[Ghost Host]] / [[Chimps Ahoy]] (May 5, 2006)
*Episode 71: [[Whale of a Birthday]] / [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]] (May 12, 2006)

===Disc 10===
*Episode 72: [[All that Glitters|All That Glittlers]] / [[Wishing You Well]] (June 2, 2006)
*Episode 73: [[New Leaf]] (September 22, 2006) / [[Once Bitten]] (September 29, 2006)
*Episode 74: [[Bummer Vacation]] (October 13, 2006) / [[Wigstruck]] (November 17, 2006)
*Episode 75: [[Squidtastic Voyage]] (October 6, 2006) / [[That's No Lady]] (November 25, 2006)
*Episode 76: [[The Thing]] / [[Hocus Pocus]] (January 15, 2007)
*Episode 77: [[Driven to Tears]] / [[Rule of Dumb]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 78: [[Born To Be Wild|Born to be Wild]] / [[Best Frenemies]] (March 31, 2007)
*Episode 79: [[The Pink Purloiner]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Squid Wood]] (July 24, 2007)

===Disc 11===
*Episode 80: [[Best Day Ever]] (November 10, 2006) / [[The Gift of Gum]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 81: [[Friend or Foe]] (April 13, 2007)
*Episode 82: [[The Original Fry Cook]] / [[Night Light]] (July 30, 2007)
*Episode 83: [[Rise and Shine]] & [[Waiting]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Fungus Among Us]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 84: [[Spy Buddies]] / [[Boat Smarts]] & [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]] (July 23, 2007)
*Episode 85: [[New Digs]] / [[Krabs a la Mode]] (July 25, 2007)
*Episode 86: [[Roller Cowards]] / [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]] (July 27, 2007)
*Episode 87: [[To Love a Patty]] / [[Breath of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] (July 26, 2007)

===Disc 12===
*Episode 88: [[Money Talks]] & [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]] / [[Slimy Dancing]] (July 31, 2007)
*Episode 89: [[The Krusty Sponge]] (July 24, 2007) / [[Sing a Song of Patrick]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 90: [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]] & [[The Donut of Shame]] / [[The Krusty Plate]] (August 1, 2007)
*Episode 91: [[Goo Goo Gas]] (July 19, 2009) / [[Le Big Switch]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 92: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] (November 12, 2007)
*Episode 93: [[Picture Day]] & [[Pat No Pay]] / [[BlackJack]] (August 2, 2007)
*Episode 94: [[Blackened Sponge]] / [[Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]] (August 3, 2007)

===Disc 13===
*Episode 95: [[The Inmates of Summer]] / [[To Save a Squirrel]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 96: [[Pest of the West]] (April 11, 2008)
*Episode 97: [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] / [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 98: [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]] (October 13, 2008)
*Episode 99: [[The Two Faces of Squidward]] / [[SpongeHenge]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 100: [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]] / [[Stanley S. SquarePants]] (November 23, 2007)

==Special Features==
Except for the audio commentaries, which are found throughout discs 11-13 (depending on the episode), all special features are on a separate disc (disc 14).

*Optional audio commentaries for:
**[[Spy Buddies]]
**[[New Digs]]
**[[Roller Cowards]]
**[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
**[[To Love a Patty]]
**[[Money Talks]]
**[[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]
**[[Goo Goo Gas]]
**[[The Inmates of Summer]]
**[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
**[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants]] (uncut & wide screen)
*Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom
*[[Help Wanted]]: 7 Seas Edition
*"Kick-Wham-Pow-Bob" Music Video (featuring music by Pantera)

{{Episode DVDs}}
{{Episode Box Sets}}

[[Category:DVD]]
[[Category:Multiple-disc DVDs]]

The First 100 Episodes

2022-07-01T20:06:08Z

173.81.160.242: /* Disc 11 */

{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" style="margin-left:1em; background:#B50B52;width:300px; float:right;"
! colspan="2" | '''The First 100 Episodes'''
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Image:100Episodes.jpg|300px]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || All episodes from Seasons 1-5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || September 22, 2009 May 23, 2017 (re-release)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Disc Amount'' || 14
|}
'''The First 100 Episodes''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] DVD released on September 22nd, 2009 that contains the complete seasons 1-5. This results in 2,233 minutes of SpongeBob episodes spread over 13 discs as well as a 14th disc of bonus features. The original release comes with seven slim cases with two discs and one character on the cover each. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is on discs 1 and 2, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] on 3 and 4, [[Gary]] on 5 and 6, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] on 7 and 8, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] on 9 and 10, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] on 11 and 12, and [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] on 13 and 14. The front cover of the original set is lenticular giving it a 3D effect.

==Episodes==

===Disc 1===
*Episode 1: [[Help Wanted]] & [[Reef Blower]] / [[Tea at the Treedome]] (May 1, 1999)
*Episode 2: [[Bubblestand]] / [[Ripped Pants]] (July 17, 1999)
*Episode 3: [[Jellyfishing]] / [[Plankton!]] (July 31, 1999)
*Episode 4: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] / [[Boating School]] (August 7, 1999)
*Episode 5: [[Pizza Delivery]] / [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] (August 14, 1999)
*Episode 6: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]] / [[Pickles]] (August 21, 1999)
*Episode 7: [[Hall Monitor]] / [[Jellyfish Jam]] (August 28, 1999)
*Episode 8: [[Sandy's Rocket]] / [[Squeaky Boots]] (September 4, 1999)

===Disc 2===
*Episode 9: [[Nature Pants]] / [[Opposite Day]] (September 11, 1999)
*Episode 10: [[Culture Shock]] / [[F.U.N.]] (September 18, 1999)
*Episode 11: [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] / [[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]] (September 25, 1999)
*Episode 12: [[The Chaperone]] / [[Employee of the Month]] (October 2, 1999)
*Episode 13: [[Scaredy Pants]] / [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] (October 28, 1999)
*Episode 14: [[SB-129]] / [[Karate Choppers]] (December 31, 1999)
*Episode 15: [[Sleepy Time]] / [[Suds]] (January 17, 2000)
*Episode 16: [[Valentine's Day]] / [[The Paper]] (February 14, 2000)

===Disc 3===
*Episode 17: [[Arrgh!]] / [[Rock Bottom]] (March 15, 2000)
*Episode 18: [[Texas]] / [[Walking Small]] (March 22, 2000)
*Episode 19: [[Fools in April]] / [[Neptune's Spatula]] (April 1, 2000)
*Episode 20: [[Hooky]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]] (April 8, 2000)
*Episode 21: [[Your Shoe's Untied]] / [[Squid's Day Off]] (November 2, 2000)
*Episode 22: [[Something Smells]] / [[Bossy Boots]] (October 26, 2000)
*Episode 23: [[Big Pink Loser]] / [[Bubble Buddy]] (November 16, 2000)
*Episode 24: [[Dying for Pie]] / [[Imitation Krabs]] (December 28, 2000)

===Disc 4===
*Episode 25: [[Wormy]] / [[Patty Hype]] (February 17, 2001)
*Episode 26: [[Grandma's Kisses]] / [[Squidville]] (April 28, 2001)
*Episode 27: [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] / [[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]] (May 5, 2001)
*Episode 28: [[Christmas Who?]] (December 6, 2000)
*Episode 29: [[Survival of the Idiots]] / [[Dumped]] (May 19, 2001)
*Episode 30: [[No Free Rides]] / [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]] (April 14, 2001)
*Episode 31: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] / [[Squirrel Jokes]] (November 27, 2000)
*Episode 32: [[Pressure]] / [[The Smoking Peanut]] (May 12, 2001)

===Disc 5===
*Episode 33: [[Shanghaied]] (March 9, 2001) / [[Gary Takes a Bath]] (July 26, 2003)
*Episode 34: [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] / [[Frankendoodle]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 35: [[The Secret Box]] / [[Band Geeks]] (September 7, 2001)
*Episode 36: [[Graveyard Shift]] / [[Krusty Love]] (September 6, 2002)
*Episode 37: [[Procrastination]] / [[I'm with Stupid]] (November 30, 2001)
*Episode 38: [[Sailor Mouth]] / [[Artist Unknown]] (September 21, 2001)
*Episode 39: [[Jellyfish Hunter]] / [[The Fry Cook Games]] (September 28, 2001)

===Disc 6===
*Episode 40: [[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]] / [[Squid on Strike]] (October 12, 2001)
*Episode 41: [[The Algae's Always Greener]] / [[SpongeGuard on Duty]] (March 22, 2002)
*Episode 42: [[Club SpongeBob]] / [[My Pretty Seahorse]] (July 12, 2002)
*Episode 43: [[The Bully]] / [[Just One Bite]] (October 5, 2001)
*Episode 44: [[Nasty Patty]] / [[Idiot Box]] (March 1, 2002)
*Episode 45: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]] / [[Doing Time]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 46: [[Snowball Effect]] / [[One Krab's Trash]] (February 22, 2002)
*Episode 47: [[As Seen on TV]] / [[Can You Spare a Dime?]] (March 8, 2002)

===Disc 7===
*Episode 48: [[No Weenies Allowed]] / [[Squilliam Returns]] (March 15, 2002)
*Episode 49: [[Krab Borg]] / [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve|Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]] (March 29, 2002)
*Episode 50: [[Wet Painters]] / [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] (May 10, 2002)
*Episode 51: [[Party Pooper Pants]] (May 17, 2002)
*Episode 52: [[Chocolate With Nuts|Chocolate with Nuts]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]] (June 1, 2002)
*Episode 53: [[New Student Starfish]] / [[Clams]] (September 20, 2002)
*Episode 54: [[Ugh]] (March 5, 2004)
*Episode 55: [[The Great Snail Race]] / [[Mid-Life Crustacean]] (January 24, 2003)

===Disc 8===
*Episode 56: [[Born Again Krabs]] / [[I Had an Accident]] (October 4, 2003)
*Episode 57: [[Krabby Land]] / [[The Camping Episode]] (April 3, 2004)
*Episode 58: [[Missing Identity]] / [[Plankton's Army]] (January 19, 2004)
*Episode 59: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] (March 21, 2003)
*Episode 60: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]] / [[Pranks a Lot]] (October 11, 2004)
*Episode 61: [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]] / [[Shell of a Man]] (May 6, 2005)
*Episode 62: [[The Lost Mattress]] / [[Krabs vs. Plankton]] (May 13, 2005)
*Episode 63: [[Have You Seen This Snail?]] (November 11, 2005)

===Disc 9===
*Episode 64: [[Skill Crane]] / [[Good Neighbors]] (May 20, 2005)
*Episode 65: [[Selling Out]] (September 23, 2005) / [[Funny Pants]] (September 30, 2005)
*Episode 66: [[Dunces and Dragons]] (February 20, 2006)
*Episode 67: [[Enemy In-Law]] (October 14, 2005) / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]] (October 7, 2005)
*Episode 68: [[Patrick SmartPants]] (October 21, 2005) / [[SquidBob TentaclePants]] (November 4, 2005)
*Episode 69: [[Krusty Towers]] / [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] (April 1, 2006)
*Episode 70: [[Ghost Host]] / [[Chimps Ahoy]] (May 5, 2006)
*Episode 71: [[Whale of a Birthday]] / [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]] (May 12, 2006)

===Disc 10===
*Episode 72: [[All that Glitters|All That Glittlers]] / [[Wishing You Well]] (June 2, 2006)
*Episode 73: [[New Leaf]] (September 22, 2006) / [[Once Bitten]] (September 29, 2006)
*Episode 74: [[Bummer Vacation]] (October 13, 2006) / [[Wigstruck]] (November 17, 2006)
*Episode 75: [[Squidtastic Voyage]] (October 6, 2006) / [[That's No Lady]] (November 25, 2006)
*Episode 76: [[The Thing]] / [[Hocus Pocus]] (January 15, 2007)
*Episode 77: [[Driven to Tears]] / [[Rule of Dumb]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 78: [[Born To Be Wild|Born to be Wild]] / [[Best Frenemies]] (March 31, 2007)
*Episode 79: [[The Pink Purloiner]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Squid Wood]] (July 24, 2007)

===Disc 11===
*Episode 80: [[Best Day Ever]] (November 10, 2006) / [[The Gift of Gum]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 81: [[Friend or Foe]] (April 13, 2007)
*Episode 82: [[The Original Fry Cook]] / [[Night Light]] (July 30, 2007)
*Episode 83: [[Rise and Shine]] & [[Waiting]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Fungus Among Us]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 84: [[Spy Buddies]] / [[Boat Smarts]] & [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]] (July 23, 2007)
*Episode 85: [[New Digs]] / [[Krabs a la Mode]] (July 25, 2007)
*Episode 86: [[Roller Cowards]] / [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]] (July 27, 2007)
*Episode 87: [[To Love a Patty]] / [[Breath of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] (July 26, 2007)

===Disc 12===
*Episode 88: [[Money Talks]] / [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]] / [[Slimy Dancing]] (July 31, 2007)
*Episode 89: [[The Krusty Sponge]] (July 24, 2007) / [[Sing a Song of Patrick]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 90: [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]] / [[The Donut of Shame]] / [[The Krusty Plate]] (August 1, 2007)
*Episode 91: [[Goo Goo Gas]] (July 19, 2009) / [[Le Big Switch]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 92: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] (November 12, 2007)
*Episode 93: [[Picture Day]] / [[Pat No Pay]] / [[BlackJack]] (August 2, 2007)
*Episode 94: [[Blackened Sponge]] / [[Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]] (August 3, 2007)

===Disc 13===
*Episode 95: [[The Inmates of Summer]] / [[To Save a Squirrel]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 96: [[Pest of the West]] (April 11, 2008)
*Episode 97: [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] / [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 98: [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]] (October 13, 2008)
*Episode 99: [[The Two Faces of Squidward]] / [[SpongeHenge]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 100: [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]] / [[Stanley S. SquarePants]] (November 23, 2007)

==Special Features==
Except for the audio commentaries, which are found throughout discs 11-13 (depending on the episode), all special features are on a separate disc (disc 14).

*Optional audio commentaries for:
**[[Spy Buddies]]
**[[New Digs]]
**[[Roller Cowards]]
**[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
**[[To Love a Patty]]
**[[Money Talks]]
**[[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]
**[[Goo Goo Gas]]
**[[The Inmates of Summer]]
**[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
**[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants]] (uncut & wide screen)
*Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom
*[[Help Wanted]]: 7 Seas Edition
*"Kick-Wham-Pow-Bob" Music Video (featuring music by Pantera)

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The First 100 Episodes

2022-07-01T20:05:07Z

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| '''Content:''' || All episodes from Seasons 1-5
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| '''Language:''' || English
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| '''Rating:''' || General
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| ''Release Date:'' || September 22, 2009 May 23, 2017 (re-release)
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| ''Disc Amount'' || 14
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'''The First 100 Episodes''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] DVD released on September 22nd, 2009 that contains the complete seasons 1-5. This results in 2,233 minutes of SpongeBob episodes spread over 13 discs as well as a 14th disc of bonus features. The original release comes with seven slim cases with two discs and one character on the cover each. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is on discs 1 and 2, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] on 3 and 4, [[Gary]] on 5 and 6, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] on 7 and 8, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] on 9 and 10, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] on 11 and 12, and [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] on 13 and 14. The front cover of the original set is lenticular giving it a 3D effect.

==Episodes==

===Disc 1===
*Episode 1: [[Help Wanted]] & [[Reef Blower]] / [[Tea at the Treedome]] (May 1, 1999)
*Episode 2: [[Bubblestand]] / [[Ripped Pants]] (July 17, 1999)
*Episode 3: [[Jellyfishing]] / [[Plankton!]] (July 31, 1999)
*Episode 4: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] / [[Boating School]] (August 7, 1999)
*Episode 5: [[Pizza Delivery]] / [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] (August 14, 1999)
*Episode 6: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]] / [[Pickles]] (August 21, 1999)
*Episode 7: [[Hall Monitor]] / [[Jellyfish Jam]] (August 28, 1999)
*Episode 8: [[Sandy's Rocket]] / [[Squeaky Boots]] (September 4, 1999)

===Disc 2===
*Episode 9: [[Nature Pants]] / [[Opposite Day]] (September 11, 1999)
*Episode 10: [[Culture Shock]] / [[F.U.N.]] (September 18, 1999)
*Episode 11: [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] / [[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]] (September 25, 1999)
*Episode 12: [[The Chaperone]] / [[Employee of the Month]] (October 2, 1999)
*Episode 13: [[Scaredy Pants]] / [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] (October 28, 1999)
*Episode 14: [[SB-129]] / [[Karate Choppers]] (December 31, 1999)
*Episode 15: [[Sleepy Time]] / [[Suds]] (January 17, 2000)
*Episode 16: [[Valentine's Day]] / [[The Paper]] (February 14, 2000)

===Disc 3===
*Episode 17: [[Arrgh!]] / [[Rock Bottom]] (March 15, 2000)
*Episode 18: [[Texas]] / [[Walking Small]] (March 22, 2000)
*Episode 19: [[Fools in April]] / [[Neptune's Spatula]] (April 1, 2000)
*Episode 20: [[Hooky]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]] (April 8, 2000)
*Episode 21: [[Your Shoe's Untied]] / [[Squid's Day Off]] (November 2, 2000)
*Episode 22: [[Something Smells]] / [[Bossy Boots]] (October 26, 2000)
*Episode 23: [[Big Pink Loser]] / [[Bubble Buddy]] (November 16, 2000)
*Episode 24: [[Dying for Pie]] / [[Imitation Krabs]] (December 28, 2000)

===Disc 4===
*Episode 25: [[Wormy]] / [[Patty Hype]] (February 17, 2001)
*Episode 26: [[Grandma's Kisses]] / [[Squidville]] (April 28, 2001)
*Episode 27: [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] / [[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]] (May 5, 2001)
*Episode 28: [[Christmas Who?]] (December 6, 2000)
*Episode 29: [[Survival of the Idiots]] / [[Dumped]] (May 19, 2001)
*Episode 30: [[No Free Rides]] / [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]] (April 14, 2001)
*Episode 31: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] / [[Squirrel Jokes]] (November 27, 2000)
*Episode 32: [[Pressure]] / [[The Smoking Peanut]] (May 12, 2001)

===Disc 5===
*Episode 33: [[Shanghaied]] (March 9, 2001) / [[Gary Takes a Bath]] (July 26, 2003)
*Episode 34: [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] / [[Frankendoodle]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 35: [[The Secret Box]] / [[Band Geeks]] (September 7, 2001)
*Episode 36: [[Graveyard Shift]] / [[Krusty Love]] (September 6, 2002)
*Episode 37: [[Procrastination]] / [[I'm with Stupid]] (November 30, 2001)
*Episode 38: [[Sailor Mouth]] / [[Artist Unknown]] (September 21, 2001)
*Episode 39: [[Jellyfish Hunter]] / [[The Fry Cook Games]] (September 28, 2001)

===Disc 6===
*Episode 40: [[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]] / [[Squid on Strike]] (October 12, 2001)
*Episode 41: [[The Algae's Always Greener]] / [[SpongeGuard on Duty]] (March 22, 2002)
*Episode 42: [[Club SpongeBob]] / [[My Pretty Seahorse]] (July 12, 2002)
*Episode 43: [[The Bully]] / [[Just One Bite]] (October 5, 2001)
*Episode 44: [[Nasty Patty]] / [[Idiot Box]] (March 1, 2002)
*Episode 45: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]] / [[Doing Time]] (January 21, 2002)
*Episode 46: [[Snowball Effect]] / [[One Krab's Trash]] (February 22, 2002)
*Episode 47: [[As Seen on TV]] / [[Can You Spare a Dime?]] (March 8, 2002)

===Disc 7===
*Episode 48: [[No Weenies Allowed]] / [[Squilliam Returns]] (March 15, 2002)
*Episode 49: [[Krab Borg]] / [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve|Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]] (March 29, 2002)
*Episode 50: [[Wet Painters]] / [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] (May 10, 2002)
*Episode 51: [[Party Pooper Pants]] (May 17, 2002)
*Episode 52: [[Chocolate With Nuts|Chocolate with Nuts]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]] (June 1, 2002)
*Episode 53: [[New Student Starfish]] / [[Clams]] (September 20, 2002)
*Episode 54: [[Ugh]] (March 5, 2004)
*Episode 55: [[The Great Snail Race]] / [[Mid-Life Crustacean]] (January 24, 2003)

===Disc 8===
*Episode 56: [[Born Again Krabs]] / [[I Had an Accident]] (October 4, 2003)
*Episode 57: [[Krabby Land]] / [[The Camping Episode]] (April 3, 2004)
*Episode 58: [[Missing Identity]] / [[Plankton's Army]] (January 19, 2004)
*Episode 59: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] (March 21, 2003)
*Episode 60: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]] / [[Pranks a Lot]] (October 11, 2004)
*Episode 61: [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]] / [[Shell of a Man]] (May 6, 2005)
*Episode 62: [[The Lost Mattress]] / [[Krabs vs. Plankton]] (May 13, 2005)
*Episode 63: [[Have You Seen This Snail?]] (November 11, 2005)

===Disc 9===
*Episode 64: [[Skill Crane]] / [[Good Neighbors]] (May 20, 2005)
*Episode 65: [[Selling Out]] (September 23, 2005) / [[Funny Pants]] (September 30, 2005)
*Episode 66: [[Dunces and Dragons]] (February 20, 2006)
*Episode 67: [[Enemy In-Law]] (October 14, 2005) / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]] (October 7, 2005)
*Episode 68: [[Patrick SmartPants]] (October 21, 2005) / [[SquidBob TentaclePants]] (November 4, 2005)
*Episode 69: [[Krusty Towers]] / [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] (April 1, 2006)
*Episode 70: [[Ghost Host]] / [[Chimps Ahoy]] (May 5, 2006)
*Episode 71: [[Whale of a Birthday]] / [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]] (May 12, 2006)

===Disc 10===
*Episode 72: [[All that Glitters|All That Glittlers]] / [[Wishing You Well]] (June 2, 2006)
*Episode 73: [[New Leaf]] (September 22, 2006) / [[Once Bitten]] (September 29, 2006)
*Episode 74: [[Bummer Vacation]] (October 13, 2006) / [[Wigstruck]] (November 17, 2006)
*Episode 75: [[Squidtastic Voyage]] (October 6, 2006) / [[That's No Lady]] (November 25, 2006)
*Episode 76: [[The Thing]] / [[Hocus Pocus]] (January 15, 2007)
*Episode 77: [[Driven to Tears]] / [[Rule of Dumb]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 78: [[Born To Be Wild|Born to be Wild]] / [[Best Frenemies]] (March 31, 2007)
*Episode 79: [[The Pink Purloiner]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Squid Wood]] (July 24, 2007)

===Disc 11===
*Episode 80: [[Best Day Ever]] (November 10, 2006) / [[The Gift of Gum]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 81: [[Friend or Foe]] (April 13, 2007)
*Episode 82: [[The Original Fry Cook]] / [[Night Light]] (July 30, 2007)
*Episode 83: [[Rise and Shine]] / [[Waiting]] (February 19, 2007) / [[Fungus Among Us]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 84: [[Spy Buddies]] / [[Boat Smarts]] / [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]] (July 23, 2007)
*Episode 85: [[New Digs]] / [[Krabs a la Mode]] (July 25, 2007)
*Episode 86: [[Roller Cowards]] / [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]] (July 27, 2007)
*Episode 87: [[To Love a Patty]] / [[Breath of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] (July 26, 2007)

===Disc 12===
*Episode 88: [[Money Talks]] / [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]] / [[Slimy Dancing]] (July 31, 2007)
*Episode 89: [[The Krusty Sponge]] (July 24, 2007) / [[Sing a Song of Patrick]] (February 19, 2007)
*Episode 90: [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]] / [[The Donut of Shame]] / [[The Krusty Plate]] (August 1, 2007)
*Episode 91: [[Goo Goo Gas]] (July 19, 2009) / [[Le Big Switch]] (September 29, 2007)
*Episode 92: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] (November 12, 2007)
*Episode 93: [[Picture Day]] / [[Pat No Pay]] / [[BlackJack]] (August 2, 2007)
*Episode 94: [[Blackened Sponge]] / [[Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]] (August 3, 2007)

===Disc 13===
*Episode 95: [[The Inmates of Summer]] / [[To Save a Squirrel]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 96: [[Pest of the West]] (April 11, 2008)
*Episode 97: [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] / [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 98: [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]] (October 13, 2008)
*Episode 99: [[The Two Faces of Squidward]] / [[SpongeHenge]] (November 23, 2007)
*Episode 100: [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]] / [[Stanley S. SquarePants]] (November 23, 2007)

==Special Features==
Except for the audio commentaries, which are found throughout discs 11-13 (depending on the episode), all special features are on a separate disc (disc 14).

*Optional audio commentaries for:
**[[Spy Buddies]]
**[[New Digs]]
**[[Roller Cowards]]
**[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
**[[To Love a Patty]]
**[[Money Talks]]
**[[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]
**[[Goo Goo Gas]]
**[[The Inmates of Summer]]
**[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
**[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants]] (uncut & wide screen)
*Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom
*[[Help Wanted]]: 7 Seas Edition
*"Kick-Wham-Pow-Bob" Music Video (featuring music by Pantera)

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Episode Transcript: Good Ol' Whatshisname

2022-06-28T08:05:45Z

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Episode Article: [[Good Ol' Whatshisname (Episode)|Good Ol' Whathisname]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[What Zit Tooya]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Officer]] Johnson
*[[Nancy|Susie Fish]]
*[[Gus]]
*[[The Pink Fish|Chirstina]]
*[[Thaddeus]]
*Lenny

==Dialogue==

(Mr. Krabs is laughing in his office as he is reading a book. SpongeBob and Squidward enter) 

'''SpongeBob''': Exciting reading Mr Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, you bet you SpongeBob. Listen to this. Individual waste of the enus will substantially broaden the probability of multiple substantial visits, generating an inverse negative revenue margin of three quarters and one half of one percent: meaning if you call the customers by their names, they keep coming to spend more of their green back! So I want you two to learn the names of every customer. 

'''Squidward''': I have an important life to live, and it doesn't include chattering with you two ninnies. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you might say that, so I decided to turn this into a contest. The employee who learns more names wins this. (Squidward takes a brochure and gasps) 

'''Squidward''': A tropical getaway? On the triple decker Con-Huge-Go cruise liner? Sunbathing.... Parcheesi... ballroom dancing! This is gonna be so easy. SpongeBob doesn't realize that I'm the face of the Krusty Krab. While he's isolated in the kitchen all day, I'll be out here, building a rapport with the customers. (walks up to a female) Hello. May I get you anything else, Miss... 

'''Christina''': Since when do you give two shrimps about customer service, Mr. Grouchy Squid guy? 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi Sally! Hi, Sadie! Hi, Shubie! 

'''Squidward''': How does SpongeBob know all these names? 

'''SpongeBob''': Right back at you, Lenny! 

'''Squidward''': Hey, SpongeBob, could you take a look in the cash register? I think it's broken. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, sure, Squidward. 

'''Squidward''': I think you might need a closer look. Let me give you a hand. (shoves SpongeBob into the cash register) 

'''SpongeBob''': I can't see anything in here, Squidward. 

'''Squidward''': Keep looking, SpongeBob, keep on looking. (walks up to another fish) So, what's your name? (SpongeBob squeezes out of a mustard bottle) 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Thaddeus! 

'''Squidward''': Good-bye, SpongeBob. (takes the mustard bottle from the customer and puts it on the ground outside. Stomps on it and sends SpongeBob soaring into the background. Then he walks back into the Krusty Krab) That should buy me enough time to win that cruise. (another fish walks in) 

'''Gus''': Good day, young sir! My name is... (SpongeBob pops up from under his hat) 

'''SpongeBob''': Gus! 

'''Gus''': He's right! This guy's so good, you should give him a prize. 

'''Squidward''': (grabs SpongeBob) How in Neptune's creation do you know all of these names, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, I simply compile the name of every customer in this book. (holds up a book named "The Customers of the Krusty Krab and Why I Love Them. By SBSP") 

'''Squidward''': (grabs the book) Thanks, SpongeBob! (jumps from table to table saying all the fishes names)

'''Squidward''': Let's see. Halbert, Norma, Isabel, Gus, Chas, Pelar, Gus, Jess, Cara, Ivy, Harv, Mable, Mavis... (crawls over to a female fish who is eating her food) And your name is... Susie Fish, correct? 

'''Susie''': Yes, and you'd also be correct in saying you ruined my food with your sweat, you nitwit! (walks out) 

'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs! That's the last customer. Do I win? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh, well, actually, I wasn't keeping score. But I'll just say that you and SpongeBob are neck and neck. That mystery guy over there will be the tie breaker. 

'''Squidward''': Uh, that's, that's... 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, that's... that's... I know him. It's...something. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He's the ticket to your prize. 

'''Squidward''': (shoves SpongeBob) Out of the way, loser. (runs over to the customer)

'''Squidward''' Um, hello. My name is Squidward. (customer looks at him with an annoyed face) Uh, so, what's your name? 

'''What Zit Tooya''': What Zit Tooya. 

'''Squidward''': Uh, it's just that I was going to...enter your name in our sweepstakes! (takes out paper and pen) So, what should I put down? 

'''What Zit Tooya''': (gulps) First and last name? 

'''Squidward''': Sure. 

'''What Zit Tooya''': Yeah, why don't you write this on your form. What Zit... (inhales deeply) ...Tooya! Now leave me alone! (eats his food and SpongeBob walks over) 

'''Squidward''': I see he wants to play hard to get. So be it! I have ways of making the likes of him talk. (runs up to him with a cup of soda) Uh, sir, you forgot your soda. 

'''What Zit Tooya''': I didn't order any soda. 

'''Squidward''': It's on the house. (throws the soda in the customer's face) 

'''What Zit Tooya''': What the barnacles are you doing?! 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I'm sorry, I slipped. Here, let me take that off of you. (takes the customer's jacket off) Okay, there must be a nametag or some form of I.D. in here. 

'''What Zit Tooya''': I don't need your help. I'm outta here! (Squidward follows him) 

'''Squidward''': Hey, look up in the sky! A giant meteor is hurtling towards earth. 

'''What Zit Tooya''': Where? (Squidward reaches inside Mr. What Zit Tooya's jacket and takes out his wallet) 

'''Squidward''': Oh, you'll see it. Just keep looking. 

'''What Zit Tooya''': But I can't see it. 

'''Squidward''': Well, that's too bad, 'cause I already found what I was looking for. (runs off with the wallet) 

'''What Zit Tooya''': Hey! Come back here! Give me my wallet! (Light turns to "stop" and Squidward runs past a policeman eating a donut) 

'''Officer Johnson''': Holy sea cow! That hooligan ran a stop sign. (chases after Squidward) 

'''What Zit Tooya''': Stop, thief! 

'''Officer Johnson''': Do you know that guy? 

'''What Zit Tooya''': (worried) A little bit when I was eating lunch and he stole my wallet. 

'''Officer Johnson''': What? Well, that makes him a dual offender. Let's get him! (Squidward runs up a ladder to the top of a building. Officer and fish follow him) 

'''Squidward''': (laughs) Finally, the moment of truth! Say good-bye to anonymity, Mr... 

'''Officer Johnson''': Freeze, thief! 

'''Squidward''': No, no, no, no, no, you don't understand! I only want the wallet for... 

'''What Zit Tooya''': We know exactly why you want it, wallet snatcher. (tries not letting go of the wallet) 

'''Squidward''': (grunting) This ain't as it seems. 

'''Officer Johnson''': That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk. (the wallet rips and money falls out. Squidward grabs his license) 

'''Squidward''': His driver's license! (laughs) At last! At last! And your name is, wait a minute, Mr. What Zit Tooya? What kind of ridiculous name is that? 

'''What Zit Tooya''': It's my ridiculous name! What Zit Tooya! 

'''Officer Johnson''': (hits Squidward on the head with his nightstick and Squidward falls down) That's enough of that, ballyhoo. (handcuffs Squidward) 

'''Squidward''': But, but, but, I-I-I didn't intentionally do anything wrong. 

'''Officer Johnson''': Tell it to the judge, lawbreaker. (siren blaring as the police car takes off. Cut to the Bikini Bottom Jail) 

'''Squidward''': (crosses out a day on his calendar) Only 364 more days and 9 years left until I exchange this concrete tomb for a multi-story ocean liner cruise. (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walk up to Squidward's cell) 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Squidward. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': The boy and I just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend. 

'''Squidward''': Call me what you may, fact of the matter is I found out the mystery customer's name first. So I win. HA! HA! I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Enjoy your prize. (hands Squidward the brochure) 

'''Squidward''': Woo-hoo-hoo! (dances) Tropical vacation, here I come! (laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation? 

'''Squidward''': What? In the brochure, it specifically mentions an ocean liner vacation. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, you mean that brochure. Well, that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers, you know. It's your prize. 

'''Squidward''': You mean, no vacation? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, just the brochure. Well, gotta get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize, Squidward. 

'''SpongeBob''': See you on the outside in ten years, buddy! (walks off) 

'''Squidward''': (laughs maniacally while tearing up the brochure) Oh well, at least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years. 

'''Patrick''': (sitting in the same cell) Hey, Squidward. Parcheesi? (Squidward falls apart)

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2021-06-29T03:10:04Z

173.81.160.242: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown!

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?!

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you... Twenty years in the dungeon it is!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me!

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire! clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist! Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown, but instead the cushion it was on.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (Spongebob starts bawling) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What, that's insane!

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him and it hits him in the face) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going to head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see ya.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8:00 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' SILENCE, MINDY! I know what I'm doing. (He runs into the pole outside the Krusty Krab) Oh! Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs"! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Ahhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Whaaaaaaa! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone! They'll vouch for me!

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''SpongeBob:''' Huh?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Mr. Krabs is on fire) Ooh, me pants are on fire! (He loses his clothes) Me underwear's on fire! (He loses his underwear) I'm on fire!!! (He jumps into a bath) Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown and now it's in Shell City, that's why he must die!

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority! And between you and me, my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh... king Neptune, sir? would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You? Go to Shell City?! (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid, I can do it!

'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you!

'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well then... I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH!

'''Mindy:''' DADDY, STOP IT! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Nay!

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob)

'''King Neptune:''' In the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter... I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH!

'''King Neptune:''' And as for you! Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six! Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve?!

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush!

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands. (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! (Squidward runs up to him with a worried look) Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen you guys, the road to Shell City is ''really'' dangerous.

'''Mindy:''' There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. (SpongeBob shivers) Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:''' Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune's voice:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune's voice:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I got to go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind) Er, uh, Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, (he opens the hood) a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: ''' You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2021-05-28T22:45:23Z

173.81.160.242: /* Chapter 48:Back At The Theater */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr. Puff, The Spanish band, the seahorses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. It lifts back to reveal a smudged, green blob, very similar to Plankton earlier when he got stepped on by SpongeBob. From it, Dennis reforms, his sunglasses smashed through, his teeth sharp and his clothes ripped. Then, he peels himself off and lands on Hasselhoff's foot.) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' (smiles in an evil manner) Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won’t have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared. He takes off his smashed through shades and throws them in the sea.)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries run from Dennis, but he's coming closer and closer.)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (throws the dollars away and grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes which causes them to swell up and go red.)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (a catamaran sailboat honks right in front of them) Huh? (A blonde woman in a boat steers over Hasselhoff's body as he ducked his head down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat. Unknown if he falls into the ocean or grasped the boat with a woman on board'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? I have had enough of this nonsense!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!!

'''Mindy:''' But Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now!!! (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Wormy:''' (Quietly) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...6, 5...''

'''Neptune:''' ....For you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Wormy:''' (Normally) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...3, 2...''

'''Neptune:''' ....To fry.

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Wormy:''' (close up) YES!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... 1.'' (Explosion SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 44:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ha! Ha! Oh, I he ya! Yippee! Ho! Ho! We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the light blue Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy. Oh No?

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...I'M!...I'M!

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop!?

'''SpongeBob:''' (song blast) Goofy Goober Rock

I'm a goofy goober!

(Rock)

You're a goofy goober!

(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers!

(Rock)

Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober!

(Rock)

Put your toys away

Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play

I say, no way

(No way)

No, no, no, no way

I'm a kid, you say

When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again

And then I say thanks

(Thanks)

Thank you very much

So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me

Go ahead and try

The kid inside will set you free

I'm a goofy goober!

(Rock)

You're a goofy goober!

(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers!

(Rock)

Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah!

'''Plankton:''' (recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (People begin walking towards SpongeBob, when suddenly SpongeBob explodes into a wizard outfit, using his guitar to blast the control buckets off of the controlled people)

'''Fish:''' I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? No! (Helmets continue to be blasted off as the fish erupt in cheer) My precious helmets!

(The main cast of characters all get their helmets blown off before SpongeBob shoots a laser into the ceiling, destroying all helmets in Bikini Bottom)

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of Rock and Roll! Karen, do something!

'''Karen:''' (Crowd surfing) Wheeeeeee! Ahahaaa!!

'''Plankton:''' Argh! Alright, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to- (Plankton gets cut off as a laser destroys Neptune's helmet)

'''Mindy:''' (Holding the crown) Here you go, daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here.

(Plankton runs for the door, when he is suddenly blocked by a mass of fish)

'''Random fish:''' Look! It's the wizard who saved us!

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools! (The people trample over Plankton, storming the Krusty Krab as he cries out in pain)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? Wha--? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is pink instead of red)

'''Mr. Krabs (pink):''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right. Mr. Krabs turns red) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What?! Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

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173.81.160.242: /* Chapter 48:Back At The Theater */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr. Puff, The Spanish band, the seahorses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. It lifts back to reveal a smudged, green blob, very similar to Plankton earlier when he got stepped on by SpongeBob. From it, Dennis reforms, his sunglasses smashed through, his teeth sharp and his clothes ripped. Then, he peels himself off and lands on Hasselhoff's foot.) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' (smiles in an evil manner) Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won’t have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared. He takes off his smashed through shades and throws them in the sea.)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries run from Dennis, but he's coming closer and closer.)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (throws the dollars away and grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes which causes them to swell up and go red.)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (a catamaran sailboat honks right in front of them) Huh? (A blonde woman in a boat steers over Hasselhoff's body as he ducked his head down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat. Unknown if he falls into the ocean or grasped the boat with a woman on board'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? I have had enough of this nonsense!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!!

'''Mindy:''' But Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now!!! (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Wormy:''' (Quietly) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...6, 5...''

'''Neptune:''' ....For you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Wormy:''' (Normally) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...3, 2...''

'''Neptune:''' ....To fry.

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Wormy:''' (close up) YES!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... 1.'' (Explosion SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 44:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ha! Ha! Oh, I he ya! Yippee! Ho! Ho! We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the light blue Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy. Oh No?

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...I'M!...I'M!

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop!?

'''SpongeBob:''' (song blast) Goofy Goober Rock

I'm a goofy goober!

(Rock)

You're a goofy goober!

(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers!

(Rock)

Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober!

(Rock)

Put your toys away

Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play

I say, no way

(No way)

No, no, no, no way

I'm a kid, you say

When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again

And then I say thanks

(Thanks)

Thank you very much

So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me

Go ahead and try

The kid inside will set you free

I'm a goofy goober!

(Rock)

You're a goofy goober!

(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers!

(Rock)

Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah!

'''Plankton:''' (recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (People begin walking towards SpongeBob, when suddenly SpongeBob explodes into a wizard outfit, using his guitar to blast the control buckets off of the controlled people)

'''Fish:''' I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? No! (Helmets continue to be blasted off as the fish erupt in cheer) My precious helmets!

(The main cast of characters all get their helmets blown off before SpongeBob shoots a laser into the ceiling, destroying all helmets in Bikini Bottom)

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of Rock and Roll! Karen, do something!

'''Karen:''' (Crowd surfing) Wheeeeeee! Ahahaaa!!

'''Plankton:''' Argh! Alright, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to- (Plankton gets cut off as a laser destroys Neptune's helmet)

'''Mindy:''' (Holding the crown) Here you go, daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here.

(Plankton runs for the door, when he is suddenly blocked by a mass of fish)

'''Random fish:''' Look! It's the wizard who saved us!

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools! (The people trample over Plankton, storming the Krusty Krab as he cries out in pain)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? Wha--? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is pink instead of red)

'''Mr. Krabs (pink):''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right. Mr. Krabs turns red) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What! (Points his sword at her) Say that again, if you dare.

'''Parrot:''' Squawk!!

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)