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Heroes of Bikini Bottom (DVD)

2011-05-29T23:00:11Z

Anonymous: Heroes of Bikini Bottom (DVD)

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'''Heroes of Bikini Bottom''' is a SpongeBob SquarePants DVD that will be released in June 2011.

==Episodes==
It will contain 10 episodes.
*[[Back to the Past (Episode)|Back to the Past]]
*[[The Bad Guy Club for Villains (Episode)|Bad Guy Club for Villains]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (Episode)|Mermaid Mann and Barnacle Boy III]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]
*[[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaidman vs SpongeBob]]
*[[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]]

==Trivia==
*Animated Shorts.
*Bonus episode of T.U.F.F. Puppy, The Penguins of Madagascar, The Fairly OddParents, CatDog, and The Mighty B!.

 
{{Episode DVDs}}
[[Category:DVD]]

Heroes of Bikini Bottom (DVD)

2011-05-29T22:59:17Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia */

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! colspan="2" | '''Heroes of Bikini Bottom'''
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| '''Content:''' || 8 Season 7 episodes
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || June 14, 2011
|}

'''Heroes of Bikini Bottom''' is a SpongeBob SquarePants DVD that will be released in June 2011.

==Episodes==
It will contain 10 episodes.
*[[Back to the Past (Episode)|Back to the Past]]
*[[The Bad Guy Club for Villains (Episode)|Bad Guy Club for Villains]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (Episode)|Mermaid Mann and Barnacle Boy III]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]
*[[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaidman vs SpongeBob]]
*[[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]]

==Trivia==
*Animated Shorts.
*Bonus episode of T.U.F.F. Puppy, The Penguins of Madagascar, The Fairly OddParents, CatDog, and The Mighty B!.

 
{{Episode DVDs}}
[[Category:DVD]]

Heroes of Bikini Bottom (DVD)

2011-05-29T22:56:25Z

Anonymous: Heroes of Bikini Bottom (DVD) (section)

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! colspan="2" | '''Heroes of Bikini Bottom'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Content:''' || 8 Season 7 episodes
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Language:''' || English
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Rating:''' || General
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| ''Release Date:'' || June 14, 2011
|}

'''Heroes of Bikini Bottom''' is a SpongeBob SquarePants DVD that will be released in June 2011.

==Episodes==
It will contain 10 episodes.
*[[Back to the Past (Episode)|Back to the Past]]
*[[The Bad Guy Club for Villains (Episode)|Bad Guy Club for Villains]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (Episode)|Mermaid Mann and Barnacle Boy III]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]
*[[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaidman vs SpongeBob]]
*[[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]]

==Trivia==
*It is a total of 88 minutes.
*Animated Shorts.
*Bonus episode of T.U.F.F. Puppy.

 
{{Episode DVDs}}
[[Category:DVD]]

Episode Transcript: Bubble Buddy

2011-01-17T19:31:15Z

TheSpongyHero: /* Dialogue */

[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Bernhard Blase]]

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Episode Article: [[Bubble Buddy]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[The Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Grubby Grouper]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (jumps out of bed) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! (pretends his bed is a boat and
rows out of his pineapple over to Patrick's rock) Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! (knocks on Patrick's rock. It
opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it) There’s a note. 

'''Patrick (as note):''' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yerger-Hinger-Dinger. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww... so much for that. (throws his costume away) Maybe Sandy will play with me. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Sandy's treedome. Notices a note on the door) Another note. 

'''Sandy (as note):''' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t get it. The water’s fine. (scene shows the treedome is snowing inside). (Scene cuts to SpongeBob going
up to Squidward front door) Hey Squidward! Want to play? (notices a note taped to the door) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure? (rips off the note to find another note) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' Yes. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! (scene cuts to SpongeBob holding a stick) Stick buddy! (lets go of the stick which falls to the ground) Nah... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy! Nope... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost... (scene cuts to SpongeBob again) I’ve got it! (dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble) Bubble buddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat) This...is...great! (scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble) I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door) Don’t be shy, come on! (SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors) 

'''Squidward:''' Please come again. (customer walks off) When I’m not working. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! (Squidward's looks at it and sees his reflection) 

'''Squidward:''' This bubble is your friend? (giggles) Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. (laughs then takes out a notepad) What’ll it be? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I’m not hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' Well, thanks for stopping by. (starts to walk off) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet! 

'''Squidward:''' Why would I do that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! (Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. (scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform
attached to a ball & chain) At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds. 

'''Squidward:''' I’m not taking an order for a bubble. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. (goes back into the cash register then peeks his head
out again) Even if you quit. (goes back into the cash register) 

'''Squidward:''' May I take your order? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby
Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good!
He’ll just take one of everything. (Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' One of everything?! Whoopee! (applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through
it) I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. (points his eyes to a table in the opposite
direction) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s thirsty. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a glass of our finest shampoo? (laughs) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sounds great! (Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it)

'''Squidward:''' Here’s your hair care product, sir. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. (Squidward bends the straw) Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it
tastes funny. What do you think? 

'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to showing Mr. Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their
plate) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Think of the customer. (Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo) 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. (Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties) Here we go,
one of everything for Bubble Buddy. (puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. SpongeBob gasps) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties! 

'''Squidward:''' And? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do? 

'''Squidward:''' We? How about you take these patties and sho... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward! (walks off with the cart) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. (Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a
new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate) 

'''Squidward:''' What, is he allergic to bread, too? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually he doesn’t like the crust. (scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts) And Squidward, the
ketchup should be under the patty. (scene cuts to Squidward squirting ketchup on the patties) And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And
Squidward... (Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble
Buddy) 

'''Squidward:''' Here it is, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-
dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! (sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table) And if there’s anything
else I can do, please hesitate to ask. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob:''' That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs waves) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right.
Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. (hands Mr.
Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s this? 

'''Squidward:''' Bubble money. ($100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change) At least he left a tip! (all
the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. (Scooter runs up to SpongeBob) 

'''Scooter:''' Dudes, bury me! laughs 

'''SpongeBob:''' See what I mean? (scene cuts to SpongeBob burying Scooter in sand All done.) 

'''Scooter:''' All right! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. (walks off as the tide gets closer around
Scooter) 

'''Scooter:''' Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. (laughs) Dude? (scene cuts to SpongeBob putting Bubble Buddy
in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up)

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend’s in there. 

'''Fish:''' Congratulations. (scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music.SpongeBob walks up and starts dancing) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! (everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts
then walk off mumbling. (Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind SpongeBob checks his watch. Scene cuts
to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him) 

'''Pearl:''' It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper! 

'''Grubby Grouper:''' Later, groupies! (shakes Pearl’s hand) Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!(drives off) 

'''Pearl:''' (looks at her fin which is dirty now) Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. SpongeBob walks up with Bubble
Buddy 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! (Bubble Buddy shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries.)
Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own. 

'''Fish:''' Once again, congratulations. (later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45
minutes from this point') Two hours is long enough! That’s it! (opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! (takes Bubble Buddy away) 

'''Fish:''' He kept up waiting for a bubble? 

'''Larry:''' That’s nothing! (Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He called us fat! group eats celery
sticks) 

'''Pearl:''' (crying as she shows her clean flipper) He washed my flipper! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He owes me money! 

'''Squidward:''' He made me provide excellent service! 

'''Scooter''': (appears with a halo and angel clothing on) Dudes! He made me experience high tide! (floats up towards the
surface) 

'''Tom:''' He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses! 

'''Protesters:''' He did? 

'''Tom:''' No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I say we tip something over! (everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over) 

'''Protester:''' Now what? 

'''Protesters:''' Get the lifeguard! (Squidward stops them) 

'''Squidward:''' Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all
the problems! (takes out a push pin) Who’s with me! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! (everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy
relaxing on the beach) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy? 

'''Protesters:''' Yes... (show their sewing pins) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? 

'''Protesters:''' No... (group steps in closer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable. 

'''Larry:''' SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern. 

'''Pearl:''' No. “Go” as in… (she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. SpongeBob screams and grabs the bubble)

'''SpongeBob:''' Why? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won’t let you! (blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air) Here we go! You’ll
never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them (both again)
Never... 

'''Squidward:''' Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! (hugs Bubble Buddy)
Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? (tears up. Mr. Krabs takes out a nickle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh,Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you!(cries) Show me your collection day! 

'''Fish #2:''' Funny Muffler... 

'''Larry:''' Jerky Pal... 

'''Fish #3:''' Boo-boo Keys... 

'''Fish #4:''' Snake Eyes... (together with Fish #3) We love you! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So, what do you say? (Everyone pauses for a while...and...) 

'''Protesters:''' (chanting) Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! (they pick up SpongeBob and throw him away from
the group) 

'''Squidward:''' Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (slow-motion) Noo... (in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while SpongeBob is
still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm) 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Whoa! (all gasp) Hey, don’t I get a say in this? (walks up to SpongeBob) I’ll see you later, SpongeBob.
Things are getting a little weird around here. (puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just
then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So long. 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' (Laughs) Happy Leif Ericcson Day! 

'''Squidward:''' He’s alive 

'''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! (spongebob laughs as everyone talks and walks off back to the beach) Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. (sniffles) They blow up so fast. (cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by
Squidward except for one) 

'''Squidward:''' Uh...hello bubby?

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Episode Transcript: Bubble Buddy

2011-01-09T00:11:28Z

173.28.254.75: /* Dialogue */

[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Bernhard Blase]]

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Episode Article: [[Bubble Buddy]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[The Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Grubby Grouper]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (jumps out of bed) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! (pretends his bed is a boat and
rows out of his pineapple over to Patrick's rock) Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! (knocks on Patrick's rock. It
opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it) There’s a note. 

'''Patrick (as note):''' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yerger-Hinger-Dinger. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww... so much for that. (throws his costume away) Maybe Sandy will play with me. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Sandy's treedome. Notices a note on the door) Another note. 

'''Sandy (as note):''' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t get it. The water’s fine. (scene shows the treedome is snowing inside). (Scene cuts to SpongeBob going
up to Squidward front door) Hey Squidward! Want to play? (notices a note taped to the door) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure? (rips off the note to find another note) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' Yes. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! (scene cuts to SpongeBob holding a stick) Stick buddy! (lets go of the stick which falls to the ground) Nah... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy! Nope... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost... (scene cuts to SpongeBob again) I’ve got it! (dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble) Bubble buddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat) This...is...great! (scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble) I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door) Don’t be shy, come on! (SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors) 

'''Squidward:''' Please come again. (customer walks off) When I’m not working. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! (Squidward's looks at it and sees his reflection) 

'''Squidward:''' This bubble is your friend? (giggles) Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. (laughs then takes out a notepad) What’ll it be? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I’m not hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' Well, thanks for stopping by. (starts to walk off) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet! 

'''Squidward:''' Why would I do that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! (Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. (scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform
attached to a ball & chain) At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds. 

'''Squidward:''' I’m not taking an order for a bubble. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. (goes back into the cash register then peeks his head
out again) Even if you quit. (goes back into the cash register) 

'''Squidward:''' May I take your order? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby
Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good!
He’ll just take one of everything. (Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' One of everything?! Whoopee! (applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through
it) I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. (points his eyes to a table in the opposite
direction) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s thirsty. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a glass of our finest shampoo? (laughs) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sounds great! (Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it)

'''Squidward:''' Here’s your hair care product, sir. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. (Squidward bends the straw) Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it
tastes funny. What do you think? 

'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to showing Mr. Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their
plate) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Think of the customer. (Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo) 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. (Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties) Here we go,
one of everything for Bubble Buddy. (puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. SpongeBob gasps) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties! 

'''Squidward:''' And? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do? 

'''Squidward:''' We? How about you take these patties and sho... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward! (walks off with the cart) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. (Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a
new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate) 

'''Squidward:''' What, is he allergic to bread, too? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually he doesn’t like the crust. (scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts) And Squidward, the
ketchup should be under the patty. (scene cuts to Squidward squirting ketchup on the patties) And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And
Squidward... (Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble
Buddy) 

'''Squidward:''' Here it is, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-
dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! (sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table) And if there’s anything
else I can do, please hesitate to ask. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob:''' That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs waves) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right.
Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. (hands Mr.
Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s this? 

'''Squidward:''' Bubble money. ($100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change) At least he left a tip! (all
the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. (Scooter runs up to SpongeBob) 

'''Scooter:''' Dudes, bury me! laughs 

'''SpongeBob:''' See what I mean? (scene cuts to SpongeBob burying Scooter in sand All done.) 

'''Scooter:''' All right! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. (walks off as the tide gets closer around
Scooter) 

'''Scooter:''' Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. (laughs) Dude? (scene cuts to SpongeBob putting Bubble Buddy
in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up)

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend’s in there. 

'''Fish:''' Congratulations. (scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music.SpongeBob walks up and starts dancing) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! (everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts
then walk off mumbling. (Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind SpongeBob checks his watch. Scene cuts
to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him) 

'''Pearl:''' It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper! 

'''Grubby Grouper:''' Later, groupies! (shakes Pearl’s hand) Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!(drives off) 

'''Pearl:''' (looks at her fin which is dirty now) Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. SpongeBob walks up with Bubble
Buddy 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! (Bubble Buddy shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries.)
Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own. 

'''Fish:''' Once again, congratulations. (later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45
minutes from this point') Two hours is long enough! That’s it! (opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! (takes Bubble Buddy away) 

'''Fish:''' He kept up waiting for a bubble? 

'''Larry:''' That’s nothing! (Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He called us fat! group eats celery
sticks) 

'''Pearl:''' (crying as she shows her clean flipper) He washed my flipper! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He owes me money! 

'''Squidward:''' He made me provide excellent service! 

'''Scooter''': (appears with a halo and angel clothing on) Dudes! He made me experience high tide! (floats up towards the
surface) 

'''Tom:''' He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses! 

'''Protesters:''' He did? 

'''Tom:''' No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I say we tip something over! (everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over) 

'''Protester:''' Now what? 

'''Protesters:''' Get the lifeguard! (Squidward stops them) 

'''Squidward:''' Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all
the problems! (takes out a push pin) Who’s with me! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! (everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy
relaxing on the beach) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy? 

'''Protesters:''' Yes... (show their sewing pins) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? 

'''Protesters:''' No... (group steps in closer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable. 

'''Larry:''' SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern. 

'''Pearl:''' No. “Go” as in… (she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. SpongeBob screams and grabs the bubble)

'''SpongeBob:''' Why? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won’t let you! (blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air) Here we go! You’ll
never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them (both again)
Never... 

'''Squidward:''' Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! (hugs Bubble Buddy)
Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? (tears up. Mr. Krabs takes out a nickle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh,Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you! 

'''Fish #2:''' Funny Muffler... 

'''Larry:''' Jerky Pal... 

'''Fish #3:''' Boo-boo Keys... 

'''Fish #4:''' Snake Eyes... (together with Fish #3) We love you! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So, what do you say? (Everyone pauses for a while...and...) 

'''Protesters:''' (chanting) Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! (they pick up SpongeBob and throw him away from
the group) 

'''Squidward:''' Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (slow-motion) Noo... (in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while SpongeBob is
still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm) 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Whoa! (all gasp) Hey, don’t I get a say in this? (walks up to SpongeBob) I’ll see you later, SpongeBob.
Things are getting a little weird around here. (puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just
then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So long. 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' (Laughs) Happy Leif Ericcson Day! 

'''Squidward:''' He’s alive 

'''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! (spongebob laughs as everyone talks and walks off back to the beach) Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. (sniffles) They blow up so fast. (cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by
Squidward except for one) 

'''Squidward:''' Uh...hello bubby?

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Episode Transcript: Bubble Buddy

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Episode Article: [[Bubble Buddy]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[The Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Grubby Grouper]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (jumps out of bed) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! (pretends his bed is a boat and
rows out of his pineapple over to Patrick's rock) Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! (knocks on Patrick's rock. It
opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it) There’s a note. 

'''Patrick (as note):''' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yerger-Hinger-Dinger. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww... so much for that. (throws his costume away) Maybe Sandy will play with me. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Sandy's treedome. Notices a note on the door) Another note. 

'''Sandy (as note):''' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t get it. The water’s fine. (scene shows the treedome is snowing inside). (Scene cuts to SpongeBob going
up to Squidward front door) Hey Squidward! Want to play? (notices a note taped to the door) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure? (rips off the note to find another note) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' Yes. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! (scene cuts to SpongeBob holding a stick) Stick buddy! (lets go of the stick which falls to the ground) Nah... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy! Nope... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost... (scene cuts to SpongeBob again) I’ve got it! (dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble) Bubble buddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat) This...is...great! (scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble) I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door) Don’t be shy, come on! (SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors) 

'''Squidward:''' Please come again. (customer walks off) When I’m not working. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! (Squidward's looks at it and sees his reflection) 

'''Squidward:''' This bubble is your friend? (giggles) Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. (laughs then takes out a notepad) What’ll it be? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I’m not hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' Well, thanks for stopping by. (starts to walk off) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet! 

'''Squidward:''' Why would I do that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! (Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. (scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform
attached to a ball & chain) At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds. 

'''Squidward:''' I’m not taking an order for a bubble. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. (goes back into the cash register then peeks his head
out again) Even if you quit. (goes back into the cash register) 

'''Squidward:''' May I take your order? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby
Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good!
He’ll just take one of everything. (Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' One of everything?! Whoopee! (applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through
it) I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. (points his eyes to a table in the opposite
direction) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s thirsty. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a glass of our finest shampoo? (laughs) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sounds great! (Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it)

'''Squidward:''' Here’s your hair care product, sir. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. (Squidward bends the straw) Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it
tastes funny. What do you think? 

'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to showing Mr. Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their
plate) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Think of the customer. (Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo) 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. (Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties) Here we go,
one of everything for Bubble Buddy. (puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. SpongeBob gasps) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties! 

'''Squidward:''' And? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do? 

'''Squidward:''' We? How about you take these patties and sho... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward! (walks off with the cart) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. (Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a
new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate) 

'''Squidward:''' What, is he allergic to bread, too? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually he doesn’t like the crust. (scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts) And Squidward, the
ketchup should be under the patty. (scene cuts to Squidward squirting ketchup on the patties) And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And
Squidward... (Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble
Buddy) 

'''Squidward:''' Here it is, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-
dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! (sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table) And if there’s anything
else I can do, please hesitate to ask. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob:''' That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs waves) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right.
Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. (hands Mr.
Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s this? 

'''Squidward:''' Bubble money. ($100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change) At least he left a tip! (all
the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. (Scooter runs up to SpongeBob) 

'''Scooter:''' Dudes, bury me! laughs 

'''SpongeBob:''' See what I mean? (scene cuts to SpongeBob burying Scooter in sand All done.) 

'''Scooter:''' All right! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. (walks off as the tide gets closer around
Scooter) 

'''Scooter:''' Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. (laughs) Dude? (scene cuts to SpongeBob putting Bubble Buddy
in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up)

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend’s in there. 

'''Fish:''' Congratulations. (scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music.SpongeBob walks up and starts dancing) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! (everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts
then walk off mumbling. (Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind SpongeBob checks his watch. Scene cuts
to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him) 

'''Pearl:''' It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper! 

'''Grubby Grouper:''' Later, groupies! (shakes Pearl’s hand) Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!(drives off) 

'''Pearl:''' (looks at her fin which is dirty now) Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. SpongeBob walks up with Bubble
Buddy 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! (Bubble Buddy shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries.)
Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own. 

'''Fish:''' Once again, congratulations. (later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45
minutes from this point') Two hours is long enough! That’s it! (opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! (takes Bubble Buddy away) 

'''Fish:''' He kept up waiting for a bubble? 

'''Larry:''' That’s nothing! (Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He called us fat! group eats celery
sticks) 

'''Pearl:''' (crying as she shows her clean flipper) He washed my flipper! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He owes me money! 

'''Squidward:''' He made me provide excellent service! 

'''Scooter''': (appears with a halo and angel clothing on) Dudes! He made me experience high tide! (floats up towards the
surface) 

'''Tom:''' He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses! 

'''Protesters:''' He did? 

'''Tom:''' No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I say we tip something over! (everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over) 

'''Protester:''' Now what? 

'''Protesters:''' Get the lifeguard! (Squidward stops them) 

'''Squidward:''' Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all
the problems! (takes out a push pin) Who’s with me! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! (everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy
relaxing on the beach) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy? 

'''Protesters:''' Yes... (show their sewing pins) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? 

'''Protesters:''' No... (group steps in closer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable. 

'''Larry:''' SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern. 

'''Pearl:''' No. “Go” as in… (she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. SpongeBob screams and grabs the bubble)

'''SpongeBob:''' Why? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won’t let you! (blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air) Here we go! You’ll
never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them (both again)
Never... 

'''Squidward:''' Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! (hugs Bubble Buddy)
Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? (tears up. Mr. Krabs takes out a nickle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh,Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you! 

'''Fish #2:''' Funny Muffler... 

'''Larry:''' Jerky Pal... 

'''Fish #3:''' Boo-boo Keys... 

'''Fish #4:''' Snake Eyes... (together with Fish #3) We love you! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So, what do you say? (Everyone pauses for a while...and...) 

'''Protesters:''' (chanting) Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! (they pick up SpongeBob and throw him away from
the group) 

'''Squidward:''' Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (slow-motion) Noo... (in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while SpongeBob is
still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm) 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Whoa! (all gasp) Hey, don’t I get a say in this? (walks up to SpongeBob) I’ll see you later, SpongeBob.
Things are getting a little weird around here. (puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just
then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So long. 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Happy Leif Ericcson Day! 

'''Squidward:''' He’s... alive 

'''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! (spongebob laughs as everyone talks and walks off back to the beach) Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. (sniffles) They blow up so fast. (cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by
Squidward except for one) 

'''Squidward:''' Uh...hello bubby?

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Episode Transcript: The Smoking Peanut

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Episode Article: [[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Joe]]
*[[Clamu]]

==Dialogue==

(The episode starts at the Bikini Bottom Zoo.) 

Narrator: Ah... Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual free day. Free balloons... 

(Mr. Krabs, disguised in a mustache, steals a whole bunch of balloons from Jimmy.) 

Narrator: Free drinks... 

(Mr. Krabs comes by and fills up a huge barrel.) 

Narrator: Free... light bulbs? 

(Mr. Krabs unscrews a light bulb from a lamp post and puts it into his pants just as the police arrive.) 

Mr. Krabs: Aha! Top of the mornin’, boys! (Laughs nervously) Next stop: gift shop. 

(As he runs into the gift shop, SpongeBob and Patrick walk by a lionfish exhibit and tiger shark exhibit while wearing zoo hats.) 

SpongeBob: There it is... Oyster Stadium. Not only do they have the largest oyster held in captivity, it also does tricks!

(Like an announcer) 

SpongeBob: He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball! 

(SpongeBob crumples up his hat and spits it into the air and into a little fish's ice cream.) 

Patrick: What are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let’s get over there! 

(The two run into the stadium.) 

Both: This is the greatest day of our lives! 

(Snoring and gurgling...) 

Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives? Boring! 

SpongeBob: You’re right, Patrick. We came to see (Announcer voice) pearls 100 feet in the air, (normal voice) Right? I’ll try
my oyster call. 

(SpongeBob makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up.) 

Patrick: Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin’, SpongeBob.

(Patrick walks away.) 

SpongeBob: Come on, come on, wake up already! (He pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He checks to see if there's anyone around and then throws
one at the oyster. The oyster stirs.) I think it’s working! 

(Clamu moaning anxiously...) 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, it’s waking up! 

Patrick: Oh boy, did I miss it? 

SpongeBob: No, the show’s about to begin! 

(Clamu Wailing) 

Zoo Worker #1: What’s wrong with Clamu? 

Joe: Easy girl, it’s me, Joe! Remember? 

(Oyster growling) 

Patrick: Now this is a show! 

(Outside...) 

P. A. System: Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. (captions version Man: (on P. A.) Attention zoo patrons, Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run in circles. (all scream) Thanks for coming.)
Thanks for coming. 

(rampaging angrily) 

Zoo Worker #1: You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There’s nothing more dangerous than an emotionally disturbed oyster! 

(The worker points menacingly at SpongeBob.) 

Zoo Worker #1: You didn’t do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you? 

SpongeBob: Uh… 

Patrick: No way! Only a jerk would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob hides the peanut bag.) 

SpongeBob: Right. 

(Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob leaving the zoo.) 

Patrick: Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I’ve got a few choice words for him, like “you”… and “are”… and… “a jerk!” 

(SpongeBob and Patrick have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are.) 

Patrick: Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious? 

SpongeBob: I already said I didn’t, Patrick! Sheesh! 

(Walks up his cobblestone path into his pineapple.) 

Patrick: Hey, let’s investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who’s responsible! 

SpongeBob: Give it a rest, Patrick! There’s no crime to investigate! Now go home! (Inside the pineapple.) Stupid Patrick, I
didn’t do anything wrong. Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I’m sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a
funny memory! 

(He chuckles and turns on the TV.) 

Johnny: Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this
lone peanut! And as you can hear, the oyster continues to omit its horrible cry. A cry too much powerful, it can be heard around the world! (We see live action footage of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again.) A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens! 

(We then see guilty SpongeBob onlooking in horror.) 

Johnny: What kind of cruel, careless, evil person would deliberately upset one of Neptune’s most gentle
creatures? 

(Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head’s face. The TV turns off.) 

Gary: Meow? 

SpongeBob: AHHH!!! No Gary, how would I know anything about the oyster? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Defensive? I’m not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (He peers out the window
at Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu’s burps.) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t
mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone’s going to hate me! I, I need
some advice! Now let’s see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (Cut to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door.)
Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward! 

Squidward: SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly? 

SpongeBob: Sorry, neighbor. 

Squidward: Oh… that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can’t even take my afternoon beauty nap! 

SpongeBob: Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I… uh… was kind of wondering, um… Let’s say I know this
guy who may have something to do with the oyster. 

Squidward: You know the guy who did it!?! 

SpongeBob: Gulp! 

Squidward: Oh this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I’ll get so much sleep, I’ll be gorgeous! 

SpongeBob: Um, actually, I-I’m just talking hypothetically. 

Squidward: You mean you don’t know who did it? 

SpongeBob: Well, um... I... uh... no. 

(Squidwars slams his door) 

SpongeBob: Squidward? 

(On his way home, he encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit.) 

Patrick: Gotcha! 

(SpongeBob screams and jumps out of his pants.) 

Patrick: Where were you on the day of today? Don’t play games with me, mister! 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what are you doing? 

Patrick: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I’m just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper! 

SpongeBob: Um, have you found out anything? 

Patrick: Yes! No wait, uh… no. (Holds up sand.) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And
I’ve got a few questions for this little piece of grass! Don’t worry, SpongeBob! Patrick’s on the case! The truth will be
revealed! 

(SpongeBob runs away.) 

SpongeBob: I better go see Sandy! She’ll know what to do! 

(We see Sandy and SpongeBob in the treedome, and we can hear Clamu burping.) 

Sandy: Oh, I can’t stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle
creature? 

SpongeBob: Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk about, Sandy. 

Sandy: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! 

(Holds up the Bikini Bottom Phone Book and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob.) 

Sandy: Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot.) 

Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that? 

SpongeBob: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, um… um… go get my hair cut! 
(He runs home.) 

Sandy: Spongebob doesn’t have hair… or does he? 

(SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk.) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! 

(SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places.) 

Patrick: This is it! All the clues are coming together. I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right
where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it. (Zoom
in on Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head, which he licks. Well, he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream pop that has
ridges and green spots.) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot! 

SpongeBob: OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I’ll see you later! 

(He shuts the door, and inside...) 

Fish: Open up! This is the police! 

(SpongeBob’s eyes pop out of his head.) 

SpongeBob: Uh, I- just a second! 

Policefish #1: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: Y-y-yes. 

Policefish #1: Put those eyeballs back in your head, son! We’ve got a few seconds for you. 

Policefish #2: Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident? 

SpongeBob: Y-yes! 

(Hides in his pants.) 

Policefish #2: Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment? 

SpongeBob: Yes… 

(He sinks even lower into his pants) 

Policefish #2: And are you familiar with this peanut? 

(Holds up a zip-locked peanut with "Exhibit A" written on it.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! 

(His eyes peer out over the top of his pants. The bottom of his pants rip, and his body falls through.) 

Policefish #2: Just one more question… Is it true that you at the oyster’s lair with a Mr. Patrick Star? 

(SpongeBob begins to cry.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! It’s true! It’s all true! The merriment, the peanut, the Patrick! 

Policefish #2: That’s all we need to know, son. Let’s book him! 

(We see stubby, pink hands being handcuffed.) 

Patrick: Wow, you guys are good. I’m the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It’s the
perfect crime! 

Policefish #2: Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! 

SpongeBob: Oh no! Patrick’s too sensitive for the big house! 

(SpongeBob follows the police boat to the zoo.) 

SpongeBob: Wait! Stop! I’m the one you want! I am the criminal! 

(crowd booing and yelling...) 

Sandals: Hey everybody, let’s throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it! 

(crowd yelling) 

Patrick: I get what I deserve! (yelling continues) Ouch. 

SpongeBob: Wait! Hold your peanuts! Patrick Star is innocent! I have come here to reveal the truth! They say that truth and
honesty will be rewarded with trust and forgiveness… 

Patrick: Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum... 

SpongeBob: I’m here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the
unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I… 

Sandals: Ay! Just get on with it! 

SpongeBob: I was the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong. So I say, I am sorry, giant
performing oyster. I am sorry, Patrick. I am sorry, citizens of Bikini Bottom. 

Sandals: Hey! Let’s throw peanuts at both of them! 

(crowd yelling) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait! Here’s the real criminal! 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, top of the mornin’!...? (Fake mustache falls off) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Zoo Worker #1: Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster. Behold! 

(He rips off Krabs' clothes, to the crowd's disgust.) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait a minute... 
 

Zoo Worker #1: Behold! The oyster’s pearl! Here you go girl. 

Baby Oyster: Mama! Mama! 

SpongeBob: Mother of pearl! That oyster’s a mother! And that pearl’s no pearl, it’s an egg! 

(Baby Oyster jumps on top of Clamu and they happily grunt. A tiny heart appears.) 

All: Awww… 

(Mad Crowd Looks Mr. Krabs.) 

Mr. Krabs: But it’s Peanut day! 

(crowd throwing peanuts to mr. krabs and they yelling)

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Episode Transcript: The Smoking Peanut

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Episode Article: [[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Joe]]
*[[Clamu]]

==Dialogue==

(The episode starts at the Bikini Bottom Zoo.) 

Narrator: Ah... Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual free day. Free balloons... 

(Mr. Krabs, disguised in a mustache, steals a whole bunch of balloons from Jimmy.) 

Narrator: Free drinks... 

(Mr. Krabs comes by and fills up a huge barrel.) 

Narrator: Free... light bulbs? 

(Mr. Krabs unscrews a light bulb from a lamp post and puts it into his pants just as the police arrive.) 

Mr. Krabs: Aha! Top of the mornin’, boys! (Laughs nervously) Next stop: gift shop. 

(As he runs into the gift shop, SpongeBob and Patrick walk by a lionfish exhibit and tiger shark exhibit while wearing zoo hats.) 

SpongeBob: There it is... Oyster Stadium. Not only do they have the largest oyster held in captivity, it also does tricks!

(Like an announcer) 

SpongeBob: He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball! 

(SpongeBob crumples up his hat and spits it into the air and into a little fish's ice cream.) 

Patrick: What are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let’s get over there! 

(The two run into the stadium.) 

Both: This is the greatest day of our lives! 

(Snoring and gurgling...) 

Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives? Boring! 

SpongeBob: You’re right, Patrick. We came to see (Announcer voice) pearls 100 feet in the air, (normal voice) Right? I’ll try
my oyster call. 

(SpongeBob makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up.) 

Patrick: Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin’, SpongeBob.

(Patrick walks away.) 

SpongeBob: Come on, come on, wake up already! (He pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He checks to see if there's anyone around and then throws
one at the oyster. The oyster stirs.) I think it’s working! 

(Clamu moaning anxiously...) 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, it’s waking up! 

Patrick: Oh boy, did I miss it? 

SpongeBob: No, the show’s about to begin! 

(Clamu Wailing) 

Zoo Worker #1: What’s wrong with Clamu? 

Joe: Easy girl, it’s me, Joe! Remember? 

(Oyster growling) 

Patrick: Now this is a show! 

(Outside...) 

P. A. System: Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. (captions version Man: (on P. A.) Attention zoo patrons, Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run in circles. (all scream) Thanks for coming.)
Thanks for coming. 

(rampaging angrily) 

Zoo Worker #1: You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There’s nothing more dangerous than an emotionally disturbed oyster! 

(The worker points menacingly at SpongeBob.) 

Zoo Worker #1: You didn’t do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you? 

SpongeBob: Uh… 

Patrick: No way! Only a jerk would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob hides the peanut bag.) 

SpongeBob: Right. 

(Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob leaving the zoo.) 

Patrick: Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I’ve got a few choice words for him, like “you”… and “are”… and… “a jerk!” 

(SpongeBob and Patrick have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are.) 

Patrick: Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious? 

SpongeBob: I already said I didn’t, Patrick! Sheesh! 

(Walks up his cobblestone path into his pineapple.) 

Patrick: Hey, let’s investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who’s responsible! 

SpongeBob: Give it a rest, Patrick! There’s no crime to investigate! Now go home! (Inside the pineapple.) Stupid Patrick, I
didn’t do anything wrong. Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I’m sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a
funny memory! 

(He chuckles and turns on the TV.) 

Johnny: Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this
lone peanut! And as you can hear, the oyster continues to omit its horrible cry. A cry too much powerful, it can be heard around the world! (We see live action footage of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again.) A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens! 

(We then see guilty SpongeBob onlooking in horror.) 

Johnny: What kind of cruel, careless, evil person would deliberately upset one of Neptune’s most gentle
creatures? 

(Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head’s face. The TV turns off.) 

Gary: Meow? 

SpongeBob: AHHH!!! No Gary, how would I know anything about the oyster? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Defensive? I’m not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (He peers out the window
at Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu’s burps.) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t
mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone’s going to hate me! I, I need
some advice! Now let’s see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (Cut to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door.)
Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward! 

Squidward: SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly? 

SpongeBob: Sorry, neighbor. 

Squidward: Oh… that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can’t even take my afternoon beauty nap! 

SpongeBob: Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I… uh… was kind of wondering, um… Let’s say I know this
guy who may have something to do with the oyster. 

Squidward: You know the guy who did it!?! 

SpongeBob: Gulp! 

Squidward: Oh this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I’ll get so much sleep, I’ll be gorgeous! 

SpongeBob: Um, actually, I-I’m just talking hypothetically. 

Squidward: You mean you don’t know who did it? 

SpongeBob: Well, um... I... uh... no. 

(Squidwars slams his door) 

SpongeBob: Squidward? 

(On his way home, he encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit.) 

Patrick: Gotcha! 

(SpongeBob screams and jumps out of his pants.) 

Patrick: Where were you on the day of today? Don’t play games with me, mister! 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what are you doing? 

Patrick: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I’m just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper! 

SpongeBob: Um, have you found out anything? 

Patrick: Yes! No wait, uh… no. (Holds up sand.) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And
I’ve got a few questions for this little piece of grass! Don’t worry, SpongeBob! Patrick’s on the case! The truth will be
revealed! 

(SpongeBob runs away.) 

SpongeBob: I better go see Sandy! She’ll know what to do! 

(We see Sandy and SpongeBob in the treedome, and we can hear Clamu burping.) 

Sandy: Oh, I can’t stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle
creature? 

SpongeBob: Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk about, Sandy. 

Sandy: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! 

(Holds up the Bikini Bottom Phone Book and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob.) 

Sandy: Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot.) 

Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that? 

SpongeBob: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, um… um… go get my hair cut! 
(He runs home.) 

Sandy: Spongebob doesn’t have hair… or does he? 

(SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk.) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! 

(SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places.) 

Patrick: This is it! All the clues are coming together. I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right
where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it. (Zoom
in on Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head, which he licks. Well, he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream pop that has
ridges and green spots.) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot! 

SpongeBob: OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I’ll see you later! 

(He shuts the door, and inside...) 

Fish: Open up! This is the police! 

(SpongeBob’s eyes pop out of his head.) 

SpongeBob: Uh, I- just a second! 

Policefish #1: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: Y-y-yes. 

Policefish #1: Put those eyeballs back in your head, son! We’ve got a few seconds for you. 

Policefish #2: Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident? 

SpongeBob: Y-yes! 

(Hides in his pants.) 

Policefish #2: Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment? 

SpongeBob: Yes… 

(He sinks even lower into his pants) 

Policefish #2: And are you familiar with this peanut? 

(Holds up a zip-locked peanut with "Exhibit A" written on it.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! 

(His eyes peer out over the top of his pants. The bottom of his pants rip, and his body falls through.) 

Policefish #2: Just one more question… Is it true that you at the oyster’s lair with a Mr. Patrick Star? 

(SpongeBob begins to cry.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! It’s true! It’s all true! The merriment, the peanut, the Patrick! 

Policefish #2: That’s all we need to know, son. Let’s book him! 

(We see stubby, pink hands being handcuffed.) 

Patrick: Wow, you guys are good. I’m the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It’s the
perfect crime! 

Policefish #2: Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! 

SpongeBob: Oh no! Patrick’s too sensitive for the big house! 

(SpongeBob follows the police boat to the zoo.) 

SpongeBob: Wait! Stop! I’m the one you want! I am the criminal! 

(crowd booing and yelling...) 

Sandals: Hey everybody, let’s throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it! 

(crowd yelling) 

Patrick: I get what I deserve! (yelling continues) Ouch. 

SpongeBob: Wait! Hold your peanuts! Patrick Star is innocent! I have come here to reveal the truth! They say that truth and
honesty will be rewarded with trust and forgiveness… 

Patrick: Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum... 

SpongeBob: I’m here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the
unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I… 

Sandals: Ay! Just get on with it! 

SpongeBob: I was the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong. So I say, I am sorry, giant
performing oyster. I am sorry, Patrick. I am sorry, citizens of Bikini Bottom. 

Sandals: Hey! Let’s throw peanuts at both of them! 

(crowd yelling) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait! Here’s the real criminal! 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, top of the mornin’!...? (Fake mustache falls off) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Zoo Worker #1: Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster. Behold! 

(He rips off Krabs' clothes, to the crowd's disgust.) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait a minute... 
 

Zoo Worker #1: Behold! The oyster’s pearl! Here you go girl. 

Baby Oyster: Mama! Mama! 

SpongeBob: Mother of pearl! That oyster’s a mother! And that pearl’s no pearl, it’s an egg! 

(Baby Oyster jumps on top of Clamu and they happily grunt. A tiny heart appears.) 

All: Awww… 

Mr. Krabs: But it’s free day! 

(crowd yelling

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Episode Transcript: Bubble Buddy

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Episode Article: [[Bubble Buddy]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[The Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Grubby Grouper]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (jumps out of bed) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! (pretends his bed is a boat and
rows out of his pineapple over to Patrick's rock) Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! (knocks on Patrick's rock. It
opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it) There’s a note. 

'''Patrick (as note):''' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yerger-Hinger-Dinger. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww... so much for that. (throws his costume away) Maybe Sandy will play with me. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Sandy's treedome. Notices a note on the door) Another note. 

'''Sandy (as note):''' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t get it. The water’s fine. (scene shows the treedome is snowing inside). (Scene cuts to SpongeBob going
up to Squidward front door) Hey Squidward! Want to play? (notices a note taped to the door) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure? (rips off the note to find another note) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' Yes. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! (scene cuts to SpongeBob holding a stick) Stick buddy! (lets go of the stick which falls to the ground) Nah... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy! Nope... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost... (scene cuts to SpongeBob again) I’ve got it! (dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble) Bubble buddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat) This...is...great! (scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble) I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door) Don’t be shy, come on! (SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors) 

'''Squidward:''' Please come again. (customer walks off) When I’m not working. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! (Squidward's looks at it and sees his reflection) 

'''Squidward:''' This bubble is your friend? (giggles) Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. (laughs then takes out a notepad) What’ll it be? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I’m not hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' Well, thanks for stopping by. (starts to walk off) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet! 

'''Squidward:''' Why would I do that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! (Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. (scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform
attached to a ball & chain) At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds. 

'''Squidward:''' I’m not taking an order for a bubble. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. (goes back into the cash register then peeks his head
out again) Even if you quit. (goes back into the cash register) 

'''Squidward:''' May I take your order? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby
Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good!
He’ll just take one of everything. (Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' One of everything?! Whoopee! (applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through
it) I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. (points his eyes to a table in the opposite
direction) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s thirsty. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a glass of our finest shampoo? (laughs) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sounds great! (Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it)

'''Squidward:''' Here’s your hair care product, sir. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. (Squidward bends the straw) Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it
tastes funny. What do you think? 

'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to showing Mr. Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their
plate) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Think of the customer. (Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo) 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. (Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties) Here we go,
one of everything for Bubble Buddy. (puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. SpongeBob gasps) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties! 

'''Squidward:''' And? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do? 

'''Squidward:''' We? How about you take these patties and sho... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward! (walks off with the cart) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. (Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a
new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate) 

'''Squidward:''' What, is he allergic to bread, too? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually he doesn’t like the crust. (scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts) And Squidward, the
ketchup should be under the patty. (scene cuts to Squidward squirting ketchup on the patties) And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And
Squidward... (Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble
Buddy) 

'''Squidward:''' Here it is, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-
dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! (sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table) And if there’s anything
else I can do, please hesitate to ask. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob:''' That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs waves) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right.
Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. (hands Mr.
Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s this? 

'''Squidward:''' Bubble money. ($100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change) At least he left a tip! (all
the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. (Scooter runs up to SpongeBob) 

'''Scooter:''' Dudes, bury me! laughs 

'''SpongeBob:''' See what I mean? (scene cuts to SpongeBob burying Scooter in sand All done.) 

'''Scooter:''' All right! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. (walks off as the tide gets closer around
Scooter) 

'''Scooter:''' Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. (laughs) Dude? (scene cuts to SpongeBob putting Bubble Buddy
in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up)

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend’s in there. 

'''Fish:''' Congratulations. (scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music.SpongeBob walks up and starts dancing) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! (everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts
then walk off mumbling. (Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind SpongeBob checks his watch. Scene cuts
to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him) 

'''Pearl:''' It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper! 

'''Grubby Grouper:''' Later, groupies! (shakes Pearl’s hand) Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!(drives off) 

'''Pearl:''' (looks at her fin which is dirty now) Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. SpongeBob walks up with Bubble
Buddy 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! (Bubble Buddy shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries.)
Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own. 

'''Fish:''' Once again, congratulations. (later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45
minutes from this point') Two hours is long enough! That’s it! (opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! (takes Bubble Buddy away) 

'''Fish:''' He kept up waiting for a bubble? 

'''Larry:''' That’s nothing! (Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He called us fat! group eats celery
sticks) 

'''Pearl:''' (crying as she shows her clean flipper) He washed my flipper! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He owes me money! 

'''Squidward:''' He made me provide excellent service! 

'''Scooter''': (appears with a halo and angel clothing on) Dudes! He made me experience high tide! (floats up towards the
surface) 

'''Tom:''' He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses! 

'''Protesters:''' He did? 

'''Tom:''' No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I say we tip something over! (everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over) 

'''Protester:''' Now what? 

'''Protesters:''' Get the lifeguard! (Squidward stops them) 

'''Squidward:''' Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all
the problems! (takes out a push pin) Who’s with me! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! (everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy
relaxing on the beach) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy? 

'''Protesters:''' Yes... (show their sewing pins) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? 

'''Protesters:''' No... (group steps in closer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable. 

'''Larry:''' SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern. 

'''Pearl:''' No. “Go” as in… (she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. SpongeBob screams and grabs the bubble)

'''SpongeBob:''' Why? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won’t let you! (blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air) Here we go! You’ll
never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them (both again)
Never... 

'''Squidward:''' Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! (hugs Bubble Buddy)
Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? (tears up. Mr. Krabs takes out a nickle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh,Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you! 

'''Fish #2:''' Funny Muffler... 

'''Larry:''' Jerky Pal... 

'''Fish #3:''' Boo-boo Keys... 

'''Fish #4:''' Snake Eyes... (together with Fish #3) We love you! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So, what do you say? (Everyone pauses for a while...and...) 

'''Protesters:''' (chanting) Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! (they pick up SpongeBob and throw him away from
the group) 

'''Squidward:''' Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (slow-motion) Noo... (in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while SpongeBob is
still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm) 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Whoa! (all gasp) Hey, don’t I get a say in this? (walks up to SpongeBob) I’ll see you later, SpongeBob.
Things are getting a little weird around here. (puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just
then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So long. 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Happy Leif Ericcson Day! 

'''Squidward:''' He’s... alive? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! (laughs as everyone walks off muttering) Seems like
only this morning that I held his bottle. (sniffles) They blow up so fast. (cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by
Squidward except for one) 

'''Squidward:''' Uh...hello bubby?

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Episode Transcript: Bubble Buddy

2010-12-28T21:49:40Z

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Episode Article: [[Bubble Buddy]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[The Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Grubby Grouper]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (jumps out of bed) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! (pretends his bed is a boat and
rows out of his pineapple over to Patrick's rock) Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! (knocks on Patrick's rock. It
opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it) There’s a note. 

'''Patrick (as note):''' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yerger-Hinger-Dinger. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww... so much for that. (throws his costume away) Maybe Sandy will play with me. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Sandy's treedome. Notices a note on the door) Another note. 

'''Sandy (as note):''' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t get it. The water’s fine. (scene shows the treedome is snowing inside). (Scene cuts to SpongeBob going
up to Squidward front door) Hey Squidward! Want to play? (notices a note taped to the door) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure? (rips off the note to find another note) 

'''Squidward (as note):''' Yes. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! (scene cuts to SpongeBob holding a stick) Stick buddy! (lets go of the stick which falls to the ground) Nah... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy! Nope... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost... (scene cuts to SpongeBob again) I’ve got it! (dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble) Bubble buddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat) This...is...great! (scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble) I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door) Don’t be shy, come on! (SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors) 

'''Squidward:''' Please come again. (customer walks off) When I’m not working. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! (Squidward's looks at it and sees his reflection) 

'''Squidward:''' This bubble is your friend? (giggles) Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. (laughs then takes out a notepad) What’ll it be? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I’m not hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' Well, thanks for stopping by. (starts to walk off) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet! 

'''Squidward:''' Why would I do that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s hungry. 

'''Squidward:''' He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! (Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. (scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform
attached to a ball & chain) At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds. 

'''Squidward:''' I’m not taking an order for a bubble. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. (goes back into the cash register then peeks his head
out again) Even if you quit. (goes back into the cash register) 

'''Squidward:''' May I take your order? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby
Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good!
He’ll just take one of everything. (Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' One of everything?! Whoopee! (applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through
it) I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. (points his eyes to a table in the opposite
direction) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s thirsty. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a glass of our finest shampoo? (laughs) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sounds great! (Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it)

'''Squidward:''' Here’s your hair care product, sir. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. (Squidward bends the straw) Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it
tastes funny. What do you think? 

'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to showing Mr. Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their
plate) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Think of the customer. (Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo) 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. (Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties) Here we go,
one of everything for Bubble Buddy. (puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. SpongeBob gasps) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties! 

'''Squidward:''' And? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do? 

'''Squidward:''' We? How about you take these patties and sho... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward! (walks off with the cart) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. (Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a
new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate) 

'''Squidward:''' What, is he allergic to bread, too? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually he doesn’t like the crust. (scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts) And Squidward, the
ketchup should be under the patty. (scene cuts to Squidward squirting ketchup on the patties) And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And
Squidward... (Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble
Buddy) 

'''Squidward:''' Here it is, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-
dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! (sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table) And if there’s anything
else I can do, please hesitate to ask. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob:''' That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs waves) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right.
Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. (hands Mr.
Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s this? 

'''Squidward:''' Bubble money. ($100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change) At least he left a tip! (all
the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. (Scooter runs up to SpongeBob) 

'''Scooter:''' Dudes, bury me! laughs 

'''SpongeBob:''' See what I mean? (scene cuts to SpongeBob burying Scooter in sand All done.) 

'''Scooter:''' All right! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. (walks off as the tide gets closer around
Scooter) 

'''Scooter:''' Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. (laughs) Dude? (scene cuts to SpongeBob putting Bubble Buddy
in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up)

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend’s in there. 

'''Fish:''' Congratulations. (scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music.SpongeBob walks up and starts dancing) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! (everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts
then walk off mumbling. (Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind SpongeBob checks his watch. Scene cuts
to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him) 

'''Pearl:''' It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper! 

'''Grubby Grouper:''' Later, groupies! (shakes Pearl’s hand) Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!(drives off) 

'''Pearl:''' (looks at her fin which is dirty now) Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. SpongeBob walks up with Bubble
Buddy 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! (Bubble Buddy shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries.)
Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own. 

'''Fish:''' Once again, congratulations. (later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45
minutes from this point') Two hours is long enough! That’s it! (opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! (takes Bubble Buddy away) 

'''Fish:''' He kept up waiting for a bubble? 

'''Larry:''' That’s nothing! (Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He called us fat! group eats celery
sticks) 

'''Pearl:''' (crying as she shows her clean flipper) He washed my flipper! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He owes me money! 

'''Squidward:''' He made me provide excellent service! 

'''Scooter''': (appears with a halo and angel clothing on) Dudes! He made me experience high tide! (floats up towards the
surface) 

'''Tom:''' He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses! 

'''Protesters:''' He did? 

'''Tom:''' No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I say we tip something over! (everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over) 

'''Protester:''' Now what? 

'''Protesters:''' Get the lifeguard! (Squidward stops them) 

'''Squidward:''' Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all
the problems! (takes out a push pin) Who’s with me! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! (everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy
relaxing on the beach) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy? 

'''Protesters:''' Yes... (show their sewing pins) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? 

'''Protesters:''' No... (group steps in closer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable. 

'''Larry:''' SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern. 

'''Pearl:''' No. “Go” as in… (she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. SpongeBob screams and grabs the bubble)

'''SpongeBob:''' Why? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won’t let you! (blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air) Here we go! You’ll
never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them (both again)
Never... 

'''Squidward:''' Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble! 

'''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! (hugs Bubble Buddy)
Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? (tears up. Mr. Krabs takes out a nickle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh,Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you! 

'''Fish #2:''' Funny Muffler... 

'''Larry:''' Jerky Pal... 

'''Fish #3:''' Boo-boo Keys... 

'''Fish #4:''' Snake Eyes... (together with Fish #3) We love you! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So, what do you say? (Everyone pauses for a while...and...) 

'''Protesters:''' (chanting) Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! (they pick up SpongeBob and throw him away from
the group) 

'''Squidward:''' Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (slow-motion) Noo... (in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while SpongeBob is
still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm) 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Whoa! (all gasp) Hey, don’t I get a say in this? (walks up to SpongeBob) I’ll see you later, SpongeBob.
Things are getting a little weird around here. (puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just
then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky) 

'''SpongeBob:''' So long. 

'''Bubble Buddy:''' Happy Leif Ericcson Day! 

'''Squidward:''' He’s... alive? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! (laughs as everyone walks off muttering) Seems like
only this morning that I held his bottle. (sniffles) They blow up so fast. (cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by
Squidward except for one) 

'''Squidward:''' Uh...hello bubby?

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The Wreck of the Mauna Loa (Episode)

2010-12-12T03:34:04Z

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{{EpInfo|The Wreck of the Mauna Loa|Titlecard-The Wreck of the Mauna Loa.jpg|150b|7|9 October 2010|Krusty Dogs||TBA||
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'''The Wreck of the Mauna Loa''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Tyler]]
*Thaddeus
*[[Gus]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Evelyn]] (Hard to see)

==Places==
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Mauna Loa Amusement Park Ride]]
*[[The Real Mauna Loa]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick find a lost ship. Mr. Krabs finds out about it (because Patrick kept yelling, "SECRET HIDEOUT!") and tries to find the ship's treasure. However, it turns out to be just a ride. Mr. Krabs has people pay to ride it. The ride goes haywire and breaks, so the police take Krabs to jail. Finally, SpongeBob and Patrick find the real Mauna Loa and the episode ends.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When SpongeBob and Patrick find the tokens, it doesn't show what it really says.
*Watch the full episode:[http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/play/the-wreck-of-the-mauna-loa-full-episode]
*The Title Card Music is the Same as [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
*Second time Mr. Krabs mocks SpongeBob. First was in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Wreck of the Mauna Loa|Transcript for The Wreck of the Mauna Loa]]

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The Wreck of the Mauna Loa (Episode)

2010-12-09T02:38:32Z

173.28.254.75: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|The Wreck of the Mauna Loa|Titlecard-The Wreck of the Mauna Loa.jpg|150b|7|9 October 2010|Krusty Dogs||TBA||
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|}

'''The Wreck of the Mauna Loa''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Tyler]]
*Thaddeus
*[[Gus]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Evelyn]] (Hard to see)

==Places==
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Mauna Loa Amusement Park Ride]]
*[[The Real Mauna Loa]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick find a lost ship. Mr. Krabs finds out about it (because Patrick kept yelling, "SECRET HIDEOUT!") and tries to find the ship's treasure. However, it turns out to be just a ride. Mr. Krabs has people pay to ride it. The ride goes haywire and breaks, so the police take Krabs to jail. Finally, SpongeBob and Patrick find the real Mauna Loa and the episode ends.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When SpongeBob and Patrick find the tokens, it doesn't show what it really says.
*The Title Card Music is the Same as [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
*Second time Mr. Krabs mocks SpongeBob. First was in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Wreck of the Mauna Loa|Transcript for The Wreck of the Mauna Loa]]

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Episode Transcript: Rock-A-Bye Bivalve

2010-11-21T02:40:12Z

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Episode Article: [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Junior]]

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: (runs outside to retrieve the newspaper) Gary, the paper's here! (Gary comes out on a skateboard. SpongeBob gives him the paper) You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! (humming while he stretches the rubber band around him) I am a happy sponge! (runs around, laughing, while Gary is reading the paper)

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob runs into Patrick, who has a rubber band stretched around him)

Patrick: I see you got the paper. (rubber band snaps)

SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Patrick. (rubber band snaps. Patrick clears his throat) Well, I'd better get going!

Patrick: Yep, see you later. (both walk off, but then hear a chirping noise. They both run back)

SpongeBob and Patrick: What did you say?

Patrick: Well, I didn't say anything.

SpongeBob: I didn't say anything, either.

SpongeBob and Patrick: See you later, then. (both walk off again, and the chirping noise is heard again. They both run back again)

SpongeBob: Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something.

Patrick: Ah, but it is you that is messing with me. (both look down to see the chirping noise is coming from a branch) That's what's messing with us! (Patrick points down to a baby scallop)

SpongeBob: It's a baby scallop.

Patrick: I'll take care of it! (lifts up his foot)

SpongeBob: No, Patrick! It's totally helpless. (takes the baby scallop in his hands) It looks like he can't even fly yet.

Patrick: Well, what's the matter? Is it stupid?

SpongeBob: No, Patrick, he's just a baby. He's all alone with no one to take care of him.

Patrick: Well, we can't just leave him out here.

SpongeBob: You're right. Come on, let's take him into the pineapple. (both run in and set Junior on the ground) Hmmm, let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in. (SpongeBob removes his pants and sets it in front of Junior) There you go. It's the best seat in the house. (scene cuts to Gary, who does a rimshot)

Patrick: Let me see! (Patrick sticks his whole head inside SpongeBob's pants) Hey, he's kinda cute. Uh-oh! (takes his head out, which is now eaten on the side) I think somebody's hungry!

SpongeBob: (takes out Junior and speaks like a baby to it) Is it true? Are you hungry?

Junior: Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.

SpongeBob: I've got just the thing. (puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Krabby Patty) How would you like a Krabby Patty? (Junior yelps)

Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy? That's not the right food for a little fella like him!

SpongeBob: Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty.

Junior: (sniffs the patty) Blech!

SpongeBob: Huh? No one's ever turned down one of these before. (gobbles it and gulps it down)

Patrick: (holds up a donut) Let's try a donut. (Junior hisses)

SpongeBob: French fries? (Junior shakes his head)

Patrick: A donut? (Junior sticks out his tongue)

SpongeBob: (holds up an apple) All we have left is this apple! (a worm pokes its head out of the apple)

Worm: Hello sea creatures! I bring you greetings from Apple World! (Junior jumps in the air in excitement)

SpongeBob: Of course! Scallops love worms! (picks up the worm)

Worm: Huh, wait! We will bury you! (drops it in Junior's mouth)

SpongeBob: Well, you should be good for the rest of the... (Junior cries)

Patrick: What now?

SpongeBob: I don't know. Aww, don't cry.

Patrick: Do something, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face! (SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face!

Patrick: Wait! I think I might know the problem. (picks up Junior and looks at him) Yep, that's it alright. (hides Junior behind his back) Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new. (Junior has a diaper on)

SpongeBob: How did you know?

Patrick: How do you think? (drops his pants showing that he is wearing a diaper) And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year.

SpongeBob: Wow, I'm sure glad you’re here.

Patrick: I know. Good thing there's two of us.

SpongeBob: You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves.

Patrick: Yeah! At least until it's old enough to be on its own! Oh, I wanna be the mom!

SpongeBob: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.

Patrick: You're right. If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. (scene zooms out to show Patrick fat and hairy) Just call me daddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob, in a red, polka-dotted dress, and Patrick, wearing a bow tie, leaving the pineapple with Junior in a stroller. They walk by a couple, who stop and think how they could make a baby scallop between SpongeBob and Patrick. Scene cuts to them running with Junior, then sliding down a slide with him, and playing in a birdbath. Scene cuts to them getting ice cream. The Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents, then scoops up ice cream, with worms in it, for Junior. Scene cuts to them riding a bicycle, but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after it, with Junior on the seat. Scene cuts to nighttime at SpongeBob's house) It sure is cute when it's asleep.

SpongeBob: (from house) Yeah. (SpongeBob and Patrick watch Junior sleeping) Shh! (both tiptoe out of the room)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?

Patrick: I never thought being a parent could be this much fun.

SpongeBob: Me neither. (Patrick is sleeping on the bottom mattress and SpongeBob is sleeping on the top)

Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. (SpongeBob's mattress slams shut on top of Patrick. Scene cuts to morning) Patrick, breakfast is ready! (SpongeBob is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food that is on the table)

Patrick: Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. (lifts the table up as all the food slides down into mouth. He burps, then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? (smells an odor from Junior) Spongebob?

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?

Patrick: Kid's got a stinky.

SpongeBob: (doing many chores at the same time) Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full. (Patrick guzzles down the coffee as Junior begins to cry)

Patrick: Wish I could, but I gotta get going.

SpongeBob: Going? Where are you going?

Patrick: (puts on a suit and takes his briefcase) Going to work. I'm the dad, remember?

SpongeBob: You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?

Patrick: I'll give you a break tonight when I get home. Don't you two stop being adorable. (chuckles as he closes the door)

SpongeBob: Ohh. (chuckles weakly. Day turns into night. Patrick walks in and takes his jacket and hat off)

Patrick: Phew, what a day.

SpongeBob: Oh great, you're home! Now you can help me with the baby.

Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work.

SpongeBob: Huh? (Patrick sits down and watches TV)

Patrick: (laughs) That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

SpongeBob: (walks in still doing the chores) Patrick, what about my break?

Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.

SpongeBob: Uhh, okay, tomorrow.

Narrator: Tomorrow. (scene cuts to Patrick walking in at night and taking his stuff off)

Patrick: Phew, another tough day! (walks by SpongeBob, who is still doing the same chores from yesterday)

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're home after working all day. I can't wait for my break!

Patrick: Work was a killer! I need my chair. (sits down and watches TV again)

SpongeBob: (walks in still doing chores) But Patrick, I really need my...

Patrick: Tomorrow for sure.

Narrator: Tomorrow for sure... (scene cuts to SpongeBob doing the same chores as Patrick walks by)

SpongeBob: Patrick?

Patrick: I'll get to it eventually...

Narrator: Eventually... (scene cuts to SpongeBob still doing the chores, but even more tired)

SpongeBob: Uhhh?

Patrick: Uhhh.

Narrator: Uhhh... (scene cuts to Patrick watching TV as SpongeBob walks in and turns on the lights)

SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk.

Patrick: Uh, just one more minute, I gotta...

SpongeBob: Don't 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man! (turns off the TV)

Patrick: Hey, I'm missing the coconut!

SpongeBob: You haven't been helping at all with Junior! We made a commitment and you're not doing your share! You never do anything.

Patrick: I changed his diaper!

SpongeBob: Yeah, once.

Patrick: He's only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use?

SpongeBob: (opens up a garbage can full of diapers) Hmmm?

Patrick: Oh, that's not so much.

SpongeBob: (points over to the corner of the room, where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers) Hmmm?

Patrick: So?

SpongeBob: (opens up the refrigerator, full of diapers) Hmmm? (pulls the cover off the coach, revealing it to be diapers) Hmmm? (tears the wallpaper off the wall, revealing a bunch of diapers behind it) Hmmm?! (points outside to a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers into the dumpster. Patrick quivers at the sight of it)

Patrick: I had no idea! What kind of a father am I? I'll make it up to you, buddy. I promise! (scene cuts to the next day)

SpongeBob: So, what's the plan for the day?

Patrick: No more fooling around. From now on, I'm Super Dad. I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal!

SpongeBob: (gives Patrick his briefcase) Great, so I'll see you at six o'clock.

Patrick: Six o'clock.

SpongeBob: (waving) Six o'clock.

Patrick: Six o'clock.

SpongeBob: Six o'clock.

Patrick: Six o'clock.

SpongeBob: Six o'clock.

Patrick: Six o'clock.

Narrator: 12:00 midnight. (Patrick walks in with a lamp on his head, giggling and turns on the light)

Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! (SpongeBob is standing there, tapping his foot) Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior. What? What?

SpongeBob: Oh, nothing.

Patrick: Oh, what a relief. (takes the lamp off his head and puts it on SpongeBob) For a second, I thought you were mad at me.

SpongeBob: (takes the lamp off his head) Do you remember what you said to me this morning?

Patrick: Something about drinking root beer, right?

SpongeBob: No.

Patrick: Oh wait, wait, let me guess. (pause) I give up.

SpongeBob: Does (imitates Patrick) "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?

Patrick: (raspberry) I don't need this. (walks off)

SpongeBob: What?! Where do you think you're going?

Patrick: (opens his rock) I'm going back to work! (gets in and closes his rock)

SpongeBob: Work?! (rips off his mother-like clothing and opens Patrick’s rock. Patrick is watching TV)

Patrick: (laughing) He got hit in the head with two coconuts!

SpongeBob: So, THIS is work?

Patrick: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.

SpongeBob: Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! (opens up the briefcase over Patrick's head. Ice cream and donuts fall out)

Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime.

SpongeBob: (yells with a monster robot face) Overtime?! (both start arguing. Junior is heard chirping)

Patrick: There's that stupid noise again!

SpongeBob: Oh, that's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of that two story window.

Patrick: Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge)

SpongeBob and Patrick: JUNIOR!! (Junior jumps from the window. SpongeBob and Patrick try to save him, but they miss)

SpongeBob: Did you catch him?

Patrick: No.

SpongeBob and Patrick: We're bad parents! (Junior is chirping and flying above them)

SpongeBob: Junior? Hey, he's flying!

Patrick: I guess he's all grown up! (Junior kisses SpongeBob, then flies off) Hey, what about Daddy? (Junior drops a coconut on Patrick's head, then kisses him) That's my boy.

SpongeBob: Goodbye.

Patrick: Goodbye, Junior.

SpongeBob: Well Patrick, he doesn't need us anymore.

Patrick: This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume.

SpongeBob: Despite all we've been through, it was worth it.

Patrick: Yeah. Let's have another! (moves his arms. SpongeBob has a surprised look on his face)

SpongeBob: Do You Mean another one?

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Episode Transcript: Kracked Krabs

2010-10-28T21:42:32Z

173.28.254.75: /* Dialogue */

*Characters:
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Penny Pinchers

== Dialogue ==

(First scene at Krusty Krab)

Squidward: SpongeBob, one extra large order of sea fries.

SpongeBob: Aaaaaaannnndddd...

Squidward: Please.

SpongeBob: Well, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Squidward: Yes. Yes it was.

SpongeBob: (Snaps finger) One large sea fries coming up! (Walks to pick up a bag full of sea taters. Pours them into his holes then walks back. Strains himself and the fries comes out of him and into the frier. A bonk in the head gets one more out) (frier goes DING!) Eeeeeee! (Picks up fries and places them on the container. Gives them to Squidward)

Squidward: One large sea fries. Extra weird.

Mr. Krabs: (A mega phone appears) SPOOOOONGEBOOOOOOB!!! (SpongeBob's facial parts fall out) Report to me office.

(Cut to Mr. Krabs's office)

Mr. Krabs: Now listen up, son. I called ye here on the official Krusty Krab business. Every year, me fellow cheapskate krabs meet and discuss new ways of being stinky in the workplace. But more than that, they bestow the award for Cheapest Krab. And this year, (holds up paper) I've been nominated!

SpongeBob: (Reads paper) (gibberish)...Krabs...(gibberish)...nominated...(gibberish)...award...award?

Mr. Krabs: So I'll be outta town for the awards ceremony. And yer coming with me.

SpongeBob: Rooooooaaaaaddddd... trip!

(They exit the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Now, this trip... I'm gonna teach ye all the cheapskate knowledge like you were the son I've never wanted!

SpongeBob: Ooh! Can I call you Daddy?

Mr. Krabs: No.

SpongeBob: Pa?

Mr. Krabs: No.

SpongeBob: Pops?

Mr. Krabs: No.

SpongeBob: Papa?

Mr. Krabs: No.

SpongeBob: My own man?

Mr. Krabs: No.

SpongeBob: Daddy-kins?

Mr. Krabs: Maybe.

SpongeBob: Krabby Joe?

Mr. Krabs: (Slaps his head) Ooh! No! Now, this'll be a great learning experience for you, so keep yer brain peeled!

SpongeBob: (peels his head off, revealing his brain) Can do, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: And in the tradition of the event, we are required to travel cheaply, and I'm gonna teach ya the cheapest way to do it!

(Cut to a hotel where all the cheapskates are meeting. A mailman drops a heavy envelope on the front desk. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob come out)

Mr. Krabs: Attention cheapskate attendees! I, Eugene Krabs, have only spent on me travel, the price of a one-cent stamp! (The krabs start cheering) Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to see someone top that! (Suddenly, another krab comes out of a suitcase)

Mr. Krabs: (Gasp) Fancy McGee?!!?

Fancy McGee: Thanks for letting me hitch your ride, Mr. Krabs! I didn't have to spend a penny on travel!

The krabs: Oooh! (One of them says, "Snap!" and snaps his finger)

Fancy McGee: (To SpongeBob) Better wish him luck, kid. He'll need it. (Leaves)

SpongeBob: Good luck, Mr. Krabs- (Mr. Krabs grabs his mouth)

Mr. Krabs: Come on. (Leaves)

(Cut to hotel room door. An employee carries their bags to their hotel room)

Employee: Your room, sir. (Holds out hand)

Mr. Krabs: You see that, laddie? That outstretched hand is one of the biggest dangers to becoming a true cheapskate: (whispers) He wants a tip.

SpongeBob: (Whispers) What's a tip?

Mr. Krabs: It means he wants money for nothing. (pulls out a quarter with a string attached to it) So watch closely. (Drops it on employee's hand) There ye are, lad.

Employee: Wow. A quarter. You sir are a real cheapskate.

Mr. Krabs: Why, thank you! (Employee walks away) Now watch closely, boy! You give it a little lean, and then... snatch it back! (pulls on string. The quarter flies away from the employee's hand)

Employee: Oh. Like I haven't seen that gag ten times today. (quarter flies back to Mr. Krabs's hand, who laughs)

Mr. Krabs: Go ahead! Give it a try!

SpongeBob: Aye aye, sir! (pulls out another quarter) Here you are, sonny! A nice, shiny- (turns to see another employee, who is very big and ugly) quarter.(SpongeBob gives it to him, who grapples tightly onto the quarter, then leaves)

Mr. Krabs: Go on boy! The quarter's getting away!

(SpongeBob pulls the string, but lures the big employee back to him, and squashes him The big employee gets up, and he is stuck to his butt)

Mr. Krabs: Quit foolin' around! I got an award to win! (He pulls SpongeBob out and leaves)

SpongeBob: My quarter! (the big employee leaves with the quarter stuck to his butt)

(They walk into a room full of cheapskate krabs who are chatting)

Mr. Krabs: Hi, fellers! (He laughs, the crowd laughs, and SpongeBob attempts to laugh like them)

One of the krabs: Ye still know the cheapskate handshake?

Mr. Krabs: Of course. (They start the handshake)

Both: Penny pinchin', penny pinchin'. (They pinch each others' butts, then act like chickens) Cheep cheep cheep! (They peck the ground, then sighed)

Mr. Krabs: I'd like to introduce me fellow fry cook, SpongeBob. I've been giving some pointers.

Krab: Ah! Training in the cheapskate arts, eh? Yer learning from the master, kiddo!

SpongeBob: I cook Krabby Patties.

Krab: Yes. Sure you do. Later, Krocs!

Mr. Krabs: Lad, you're surrounded by stingy wisdom, so try to pick up some pointers. But whatever you do, don't lend anyone money. (He sees SpongeBob lending money to a krab)

SpongeBob: Twenty five, twenty six- (They both see Mr. Krabs. The krab then walks away with the cash)

Mr. Krabs: Let's mangle.

Judge: Attention penny pinchers! (pinches his claw)

Krabs: (confused, then pinches their claws. Laughter)

Judge: It's time to award the trophy (pulls out trophy) for this year's Cheapest Krab! (The golden trophy shows a claw pinching a penny)

(Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sit down to watch a video)

Judge: And the nominees are: Eugene Krabs! In: "Sign of the Times!"

(The video shows Mr. Krabs putting out a "Free Krabby Patties" sign. Audience gasps. customers comes to Krusty Krab. Another sign is put out)

Crowd: "Huh?" "A dollar per footstep?" "I can't afford that!" (they're confused)

Harold: How do I get out of here? (He, along with others, struggle not to walk too much. Mr. Krabs laughs. Applause)

Mr. Krabs: Thank you, thank you!

Judge: Next up is Huford BargainBottom in: "Convinience Store Caper!"

(Video shows a customer walking to Huford, the cashier, with a bag of chips. Huford scans it three times)

Customer: Uh, you charged me three times.

Huford: Yeah. Three times the flavor, three times the price! (Applause)

Judge: Endwight Keywad in: "Tying Up New Stems!"

(Video shows Endwight tying used toilet paper to a roll of new toilet paper. Applause)

Mr. Krabs: Uh, geez. I didn't think the competition would be so stiff this year! (To SpongeBob) I'm gonna need your help on this one! (Runs to whisper something to the judge)

Judge: Well, that's highly unconventional, but okay. We will now hear a testimony from a Krusty Krab employee! (Mr. Krabs gets SpongeBob)

Mr. Krabs: I need ya to testify about how cheap I am! So if you need to do a little exaggeratin'... (his eyelids move twice. SpongeBob winks. Mr. Krabs winks four times. wink. two eyelids and a wink. wink) Ye not getting it, are ye? (SpongeBob nods "no") Exaggeratin' is like tellin' the truth, only with little lies sprinkled in to make it, uh... true...er.

SpongeBob: (Gasp) You're teaching me to lie!??! Lying is wrong, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: No, no, no, no ,no, no, exaggerating's completely different from lyin'. You're taking the truth, and just seasoning it with little lies. I mean, just because you put salt on a Krabby Patty... it doesn't make it a salty patty. Does it?

SpongeBob: No. (he is pushed onto the stage)

Mr. Krabs: Well, good enough. Just make sure you exaggerate enough fer me to win! (Throws SpongeBob to the mic)

SpongeBob: (speaks through mic) Um, uh, ugh, uh... Mr. Krabs has always been very, uh... very...very grad.

Mr. Krabs: (Slap) Exaggerate!

SpongeBob: Blue!

Mr. Krabs: No! About me being cheap!

SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. Krabs is... a very generous pointer. (The audience gasps, inlcuding Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: No, no, no, no, exaggerate the other way!

SpongeBob: Um, he's not doing it for the money. He is doing it for his loyal employees. (The krabs talk to each other about this) Vacation time, regular raises, profit sharing. To Mr. Krabs, he's such a little gift that he's to glad to give us, so that he can see the looks on our faces when he hands us our paychecks. (Mr. Krabs faints)

Judge: We've heard enough. (pushes SpongeBob away, points to Mr. Krabs on the floor) Disqualified!

(Cut to hotel room. Mr. Krabs is packing up, but also sobbing into his suitcase)

SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. Krabs, you left some bitter tears on the night vent.

Mr. Krabs: (Sniff) Thanks. (Puts tears in suitcase)

SpongeBob: Cheer up, Mr. Krabs. You may have not won the award, but you taught this sponge a lot about stinginess. Ooh! I almost forgot to pack these hotel toiletries! (Puts them away) And let's not forget these hotel towels! (Puts them away)

Mr. Krabs: But...but isn't that stealing?

SpongeBob: Stealing? Phhhht! We're exaggerating!

Mr. Krabs: Heh heh. Well, could we "exaggerate" this pillow, too?

SpongeBob: Well, only if you help me "exaggerate" this air conditioner!

Mr. Krabs: Sure, boy! But why not "exaggerate" the whole wall? (They laugh, then start taking the room and its walls apart. They exit with their huge suitcases full of parts of the room) Well, I didn't win the award, but it's been nice exaggeratin' with you, boy. (They laugh again)

(Cut to lobby)

Employee: Do you have any hotel property in this bag?

Judge: Preposterious! This is all mine! (Pats his suitcase, which opens and reveals hotel property. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob pull their bags in)

Mr. Krabs: Heh heh heh. Looks like he bit off more than he could chew. (The bags explode, revealing the hotel room like it was)

Judge: (Gasp) You took the entire hotel room?

SpongeBob: Duh! (Wags finger) Exaggerated! (The krabs give an applause)

Judge: That is the stingiest display I've ever seen. I declare you the new winner! (gives trophy to Mr. Krabs, who laughs) See ye next year! (exits, then pulls on a string. The trophy flies back to him, then he leaves)

Mr. Krabs: (doesn't care) (To SpongeBob) Thanks for ruinin' everything so I could win! Put er there, SpongeBob me boy!

SpongeBob: Sure (holds out hand. SpongeBob holds out his hand, but chopped Spongebob's hand off.)

SpongeBob: Oops (They laugh)

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