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20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Episode)

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| Episode No.: || 96a
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| Airdate: || 23.11.2007
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| Season: || Season 5
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'''"20,000 Patties Under the Sea"''' is an episode from Season 5

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Sea Monster]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]]

===Places===
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*SpongeBob's neighborhood
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*Around [[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[The Abyss]]

==Plot==
[[Image:Seemonster.jpg|thumb|right|The Sea Monster]]
SpongeBob and Patrick find a super submarine and Mr. Krabs gives them the opportunity to turn the submarine into a mobile Krusty Krab and bring it to the customers. Soon, Plankton is jealous and he starts his own mobile restaurant submarine too using the bucket-holding hand part of the Chum Bucket. The three fall into a valley where a sea monster that slept for 79 years has been. Soon, the sea monster gets hungry and SpongeBob decides to feed him. The sea monster buys 640 [[Krabby Patties]], but when they run out soon, Plankton dumps the patties with dirty laundry. The sea monster then likes the dirty laundry patties better and eats now 1,800 Krabby Patties. After his dinner, the sea monster complains that he wants dessert.

Soon, Plankton yells and lies to the monster that SpongeBob stole his restaurant idea. Plankton then keeps jumping on a dirty mud ground and rolls over a cliff covered with dirty mud. The sea monster thinks that Plankton is a chocolate éclair now and Plankton tries to run away from him. Soon, SpongeBob and Patrick return to the Krusty Krab. However, when Mr. Krabs asks for the money, it is revealed that SpongeBob turned the money bills into gasoline but returned pretty colorful rocks.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Gene Simmons]], lead singer of the rock band Kiss, guest voices as the Sea Monster.
*The episode's title is a parody of Jules Vernes' book, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
*While SpongeBob and Patrick were [[Jellyfishing]] they were talking through walkie talkies. Through that walkie talkie, Patrick mentioned names that begins with the letter R (Robert, Ronald, Ryan) and he also mentioned Ringo, he may be referring to Richard Starkey (a.k.a Ringo Starr) of the Beatles.
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]] can be seen in this episode as one of the customers.
*The Sea Monster said he had been asleep for 79 years and his last meal was 79 years ago. But he also mention about him eating a sewer spill back in '76, which is only 32 years ago. So his last meal cannot be 79 years ago, unless he was referring to a different '76 (a.k.a. 1876, 1776, 1676, ect.) or in this case, the episode does not take place in 2008.
*The submarine should not have fallen into the valley as it floats and could have flown over it.
*Why did the sea monster could not see that the chocolate eclare was plankton by seeing the eye ball?

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]

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Sea Monster

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[[Image:Seemonster.jpg|thumb|right|The Sea Monster]]
'''The Sea Monster''' is a character that first appared in the episode: [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] when [[SpongeBob]], and [[Patrick]] fall into the abyss. The Sea Monster has been asleep for 79 years. He ordered 20,000 [[Krabby Patties]] because his last meal was 79 years ago. The Sea monster is voiced by lead singer of hard rock band Kiss, [[Gene Simmons]].

===Personality===
The Sea Monster is a very tough male. He ate [[Plankton]] because he thought he was a chocolate eclair.

===Things He Ate===
*20,000 [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]
*1,000 [[Chumwitches]]
*[[Plankton]] (The Sea Monster thought he was a chocolate eclair)

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Monster Krabby Patty

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A '''Monster Krabby Patty''' is a huge version of the [[Krabby Patty]] that is only seen in the episode: [[All that Glitters]]. [[Squidward]] says that no one has ordered a monster patty in ages. When [[SpongeBob]] tries to flip the patty, [[Spat]] breaks, and is taken to the hospital. When Spat is cured, another fish ordered a monster patty but spat did not break..SpongeBob's arm broke off!

===Looks===
It looks like a [[Krabby Patty]], or any other burger, but it is huge. It is extremely unlikely that you could fit it in your own mouth.

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I Wish I Was Grinding Up Krabby Patties (Song)

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'''I Wish I Was Griding Up Patties''' is a song written and sung by [[SpongeBob]], and heard in episode [[Krabby Road]].

Oh I wish I was grinding up some [[Krabby Patties]].
That's what I really love to do.
Take a couple Boo-Ooh-Ooh!
And a pinch of Awoogah!
A teaspoon of raspberry.

Gerblish

Then I mix some of this and put it over there,
As I write this song.
Mix in some...
Nyah-Nyah-Nyah!
Add a splash of wee...
(takes out giant knife)
And when I'm done, I chop up some.
Oh. Oh-oh, Oh-oh...

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Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward

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Episode Article: [[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]

==Dialogue==

Music: [[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]

[[Squidward]] had a [[Krabby Patty]],
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's face was white as snow.

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's face was white as snow.

Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the ordinary clock ticks backwards.

(Music continues)

Squdward: Hold on a second.

Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, you might want to try it sometime! 

SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes) 

Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant! 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay! 

Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop bringing neighbors to work! 

Patrick: We're not just neighbors. 

SpongeBob: You can say that again! 

Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes) 

Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty! 

Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face) 

SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes! 

Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom, you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this! 

(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door) 

SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son... 

SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it...(SpongeBob is crying) 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We Should know... 

SpongeBob: No, please, please don't... 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves) 

SpongeBob: Two weeks, I'll never make it. (SpongeBob fell down) 

Nurse: Morining SpongeBob, you're early today. 

SpongeBob: Good mornin' nurse Pregid. Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here, I;m going to remove his bandages and he made me sware to keep you far away from him. 

SpongeBob: It had been two weeks already! (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Ok as long as you stay at the other side (sighs) right (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face) 

SpongeBob: Don't rush it!, Sorry go ahead. Wait! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: What is it? (angrily) 

SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera? 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please just let me work. 

SpongeBob: Very well doctor, carry on. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I? 

SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must pospone the operation. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyement and it's not yet been plugged in the wall! 

SpongeBob: You're right doctor proceed with tever. Hold it! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?! 

(On the television)

Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this, surely we can use a less dangerous procedure after all we have to start thinking about the welfero... (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV) 

SpongeBob: Wait! 

Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time? 

SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interupting you before. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: I...I...I can't belive it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam collapses) 

Squidward: SpongeBob 

SpongeBob: Yeah? 

Squidward: How does it look? 

SpongeBob: Great Neptune... 

Squidward: Come on spit it out, I can take it. 

Nurse: Time for your medicine Mister...Mister...Mmmm...Handsome... (The nurse melted) 

Squidward: What did she call me? 

SpongeBob: Handsome, but she spelled it wrong. 

Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the? Wait a second that nurse is right. I am handsome. 

SpongeBob: Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk! 

(People then started to notice Squidward)

Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints) 

Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faints) 

Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello Handsome. 

SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, people seemed to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before. 

Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome! 

SpongeBob: If that's even possible. 

Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk. 

Blind Man: I could see! 

Fat Student Fish: I could fly! uhh, ohh (starts to fly) my shoe's untied (his shoe falls). 

Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer. 

SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine?! (shocked then the crowd cheers). 

Squidward: Well SpongeBob, earlier today my spine was hurting, now I'm resting on fine leather upholstery (Limo stops at Squidward's house while the crowd cheers for them). 

SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna clip my toenails Squidward, don't forget to enjoy being handsome. 

Squidward: Oh, don't worry. 

Crowd: (cheers) Handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome...(night time and crowd still keeps on cheering for Squidward until dawn). 

Squidward: Huh? Well better go greet the commoners. 

Crowd: Handsome, handsome, handsome... 

Squidward: Good morning my people! Sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I (laughs) stranger to seen, need my beauty sleep. 

Male Fish #3: I want his shirt! 

Male Fish #4: I want his eyelids! (crowd rips his shirt) 

Squidward: I guessed I kept them waiting a little too long. I know, a little music should soothe their hunger (plays the clarinet). 

Male Fish #5: Hey what is that sound? 

Male Fish #6: Wait that's him the handsome man (crowd cheers). 

Squidward: Beautiful and talented, what more do they want? Don't worry folks, there's more where that came from...Hey! (a guy stole his clarinet)

Male Fish: #?: I got the clarinet (crowd rips the shirt of the fish who got Squidward's clarinet and broke his clarinet). 

Squidward: (smells the liquid soap) There's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can't cure. Hey my grandmother gave me that soap! Well no one ever said it'll be easy being so handsome Squiddy. You'll just start getting used to be..ahh! (a big female fish with 4 eyes pop out of his bath tub) 

Big Female Fish: Hi Handsome... 

Male Fish #7: Handsome! 

Female Fish #8: Handsome! 

Female Fish #9: Handsome! Lets Get him! 

Squidward: Ahh!!! (jumps out of the window). SpongeBob! You gotta help me. They stole my bubble bath. It ain't all is cramp up to be. I want my own life back. 

SpongeBob: Hmmm...I know just what to do. (crowed chases Squidward and SpongeBob) 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What've you done? You know the Krusty Krab means to me don't ya?, you took it upon yourself to bring all these, these customers, to me. Hey, don't worry folks, There's plenty of Squidward to go around. So everybody just line up and get your pocket bucks out, first will be $14.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward. 

Squidward: We don't have much time, take the door and change me back. 

Mr. Krabs: And I even throw in a soft drink for an extra $3. 

Squidward: Come on SpongeBob take the door and smash my face back! 

SpongeBob: I can't! One thing is doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose. 

Squidward: You better hurt me or I really gonna hurt you! 

SpongeBob: Well ok... 

Squidward: Don't hold back SpongeBob, just really let me have it. 

SpongeBob: Just remember Squidward, this is going to hurt me more that it going to hurt you. 

Squidward: Uhh...Ok, just let me just memo...(SpongeBob slams the door on Squidward's face) Duowhh!!! Hey I wasn't ready. (slam!) Would you mind waiting till I... (slam!) 

SpongeBob: Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again (slam). Nope, still too handsome (slam!). Still not working, maybe I'm not doing it hard enough (slam!). 

Squidward: Spohh... hang up a sec (slams the door over and over again)...le me...uhuhhh... (Squidward becomes even more handsome). 

SpongeBob: Yeeks!!! Squidward your even more handsome now! The crowd is in a frenzy. 

Squidward: Well SpongeBob it was you who got me into this mess, now have to get me out again! 

SpongeBob: I know Squidward! I'll think of something! huh!!! I just need, I just need...(a shoe from outside will be hitting Squidward and SpongeBob springs into action) 

Squidward: (In slow motion) Get me to... 

SpongeBob: Squidward! look out for that falling shoe! 

Squidward: Huh? (SpongeBob pushes Squidward and hits the pole) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! 

SpongeBob: Squidward... 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: You're back! Oh Squidward...I love you no matter how many times we've smash your face. 

Squidward: Almost wished that meant something (crowd leaves after seeing Squidward not handsome anymore). 

Mr. Krabs: Hey Where you going? Don't leave me. Please I'm beggin' ya. Look I can make him handsome again. Watch! (slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly) See, his getting handsome. It just takes a little effort, just a little elbow grease. Please! Come back....!!! 

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Monster Krabby Patty

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A '''Monster Krabby Patty''' is a huge [[Krabby Patty]] that is only seen in [[All thar Glitters]]. [[Squidward]] says that NO ONE has ordered a monster patty in ages. When [[SpongeBob]] tries to flip the patty, [[Spat]] breaks, and is taken to the hospital. When Spat is cured, another fish ordered a monster patty.

===Looks===
It looks like a [[Krabby Patty]], or any other burger, but it is huge. You can't fit that thing in your mouth.

===Appearences===
The patty is only seen [[All that Glitters]].

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Monster Krabby Patty

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A '''Monster Krabby Patty''' is a huge [[Krabby Patty]] that is only seen in [[All Thar Glitters]]. [[Squidward]] says that NO ONE has ordered a monster patty in ages. When [[SpongeBob]] tries to flip the patty, [[Spat]] breaks, and is taken to the hospital. When Spat is cured, another fish ordered a monster patty.

===Looks===
It looks like a [[Krabby Patty]], or any other burger, but it is huge. You can't fit that thing in your mouth.

===Appearences===
The patty is only seen [[All That Glitters]].

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All that Glitters (Episode)

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'''All that Glitters''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Spat]] [[Image:Lepfannenwender.jpg|thumb|right|[[Le Spatula]]]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Customers
*Doctor
*Fat Guy
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Le Spatula]]

===Places===
*The Hospital
*Places in Downtown [[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab at fat guy goes up to Squidward and orders a [[Monster Krabby Patty]]. This shocks SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and the customers. So the hands drop the Big patty on the grill and SpongeBob tries to flip it, but his spatula breaks. SpongeBob starts screaming madly everywhere. But SpongeBob cannot work without Spat. So the Spatula goes to hospital and SpongeBob follows him. He sees him in the bed and SpongeBob goes through a flashback of what they have done together. Then the doctor tells SpongeBob that he should get a replacement spatula and SpongeBob is sad.

So he leaves the hospital and says that nothing else could replace Spat until he sees a high tech device called: ''LE SPATULA''. SpongeBob gives into temptation and buys it with everything he has... except his pants!

Once he bought it he goes back into the Krusty Krab and attempts to flip patties after Mr. Krabs sees ''LE SPATULA''. Le Spatula runs away because it does not like filth and SpongeBob himself! Everyone was upset and then SpongeBob goes back to the hospital. He then sees the Spatula die but he finds out that that's not his spatula; his spatula was well patched up at the Infirmary. The doctor had told SpongeBob that he did not get the acting role...

SpongeBob is delighted that Spat is back but Spat does not forgive SpongeBob. SpongeBob hiccups and hiccups until he gets back to the kitchen of the Krusty Krab. He sees Spat cooking Krabby Patties! And they are reunited! Then Spat and SpongeBob have to flip another Monster Patty but SpongeBob's arms come off and he ends up laughing.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Tom Kenny]] voiced Le Spatula.
*This episode was originally called "Obsession", but it was later changed to All That Glitters
*When SpongeBob breaks the fourth wall, it is a parody of Shakespeare's play of the same name.
*The fish who was selling Le Spatula only wanted SpongeBob’s pants but SpongeBob also gave his shoes, socks and his underwear.
*The episode's title is a reference to the line ``All that glitters is not gold''.

==Video==
[http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=all+that+glitters+spongebob&n=21&ei=utf-8&js=1&fr=yfp-t-501&tnr=20&vid=1111421618 All That Glitters Full]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: All That Glitters]]

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Episode Transcript: Whale of a Birthday

2008-06-05T17:42:39Z

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Episode Article: [[Whale of a Birthday (Episode)|Whale of a Birthday]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl]]
*Billy Fishkins
*[[Boys Who Cry]]

==Dialogue==

(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up) 
Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: 'It's All About You'.

'''''Song:''''' Boys Who Cry "[[It's all about you]]"

It's all about you, girl
On your 16th birthday
Pay attention to you, girl
Everyone has to do just what you say
You get your very own spotlight tonight
'Cause it's all about you
Yeah it's all about [[Pearl]]
You're the birthday girl

Pearl

Yeah! It's all about me
On my 16th birthday
I want music, clothes, and shiny things
So give it up right away
Everybody in the whole wide world
They have to pay attention to me
It's all about me, me...and guess who? Me!

Mr. Krabs: (Pearl crashes through the ceiling and into the kitchen on the ground floor) Neptune's treasures! 

Pearl: Morning, daddy! 

Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room on the ground floor? 

Pearl: Oh, daddy. I'm just excited because tomorrow's a very special day. 

Mr. Krabs: (gulps) It is? (Pearl stares at him) Oh, I meant it is! Very special. Very very special, indeed. 

Pearl: You have no idea what day tomorrow is, do you?

Mr. Krabs: None at all. 

Pearl: It's my 16th birthday! 

Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that? What are you gonna be, 12? 

Pearl: I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome
party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out, I won't go off to college, I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life. 

Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen. 

Pearl: Then promise me you'll give me a real party this year. And don't be cheap! (nods) 

(later at the high school) 

Pearl: Hi, girls. 

Friend #1: Hi, Pearl. 

Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow? 

Friend #1: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as totally coral as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as
party favors? (3 girls laugh) 

Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please. 

Friend #2: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail) 

Friend #1: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school sobbing. Shes heads
towards the Krusty Krab) 

Pearl: Daddy! 

Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact! 

Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party. 

Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set. Why, I've already got the party favors--bubble wrap!
(pops the bubble wrap) This year's gonna be a blast. 

Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties. But you better not ruin this one. Now promise me you won't be cheap. 

Mr. Krabs: (gulps) I promise. 

Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr Krabs rolls it up) Now I want
everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?! 

SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: While I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's present. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy. 

SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: It's me credit card. You use it instead of money. 

SpongeBob: I can buy stuff with just this piece of plastic? I don't need money? 

Mr. Krabs: Exactly. 

SpongeBob: Wow. 

Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. I wanted to give her nothing, but she's too good for that.
Now follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work. 

SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover. 

(later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]]) 

Pearl: So, that's when Marcy told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad. 

Friend #1: Oh. 

SpongeBob: (peeking through a plant as he writes something down on a notepad) Angela likes Brad. 

Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world. 

SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles) 

Cashier: (looking at the credit card) Mr Krabs, huh? Quick--how do you spell "Krabs"? 

SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it. 

Cashier: Close enough. (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid. 

SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance. 

Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss! 

SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present. 

Judy: Pearl, you have got to see this. 

Pearl: Coming, Judy. 

Elderly Fish: Oh...hmmm... (mirror flips around revealing SpongeBob. He takes the glitter gloss away from the elderly fish
and the mirror flips back around) 

SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever. 

Pearl: (squeals) This is the greatest thing in the whole world! (SpongeBob sighs) 

(back at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is nailing down a banner) 

Squidward: The banner's up, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: I've had that since the day she was born. I got it on sale. 

Squidward: I'm sure she'll love it, Mr. Krabs. 

(back at the mall) 

Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its
back) Whee! (pony shakes its head) 

Judy: Pearl, come here. This is so coral. (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony) 

Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Billy Fishkin. 

All: Hi, Billy! 

Billy: Meep. (all sighing. SpongeBob, dressed up as a girl, sighs after they do) 

SpongeBob: (girly voice) Isn't he dreamy? (SpongeBob takes Billy and hands him to the cashier) Price check on four. 

Billy: Meep. 

(back at the Krusty Krab) 

Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals a meat sculpture of Pearl) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey...maybe I should have hired that ice sculptor. 

Squidward: Ice sculptor? Any fool can sculpt in ice. It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of raw krabby patties
into a work of such majesty. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, we've got the decor covered. Now how about entertainment? Pearl wants some boy band called 'Boys Who
Cry'. 

Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're my favorite band. They charge just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sync, it'll run
into real money. 

Mr. Krabs: you're a real fan, huh? 

Squidward: Oh yeah, I know all their songs. 

Mr. Krabs: All their songs? 

(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress,
sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts) 

Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?

Friend #1: It sure would be. If he was cool, which he's not. (laughs) 

Pearl: Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples.

(back at the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: It's almost time for the party to start! 

SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where's Pearl's present? 

SpongeBob: the delivery truck will be here momentarily. 

Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter)

All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A <del>BOY</del> GIRL') 

Judy: "It's a boy"?! (3 friends laugh) 

Pearl: Daddy! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and try a bite. All gag & cough up the popcorn) 

Friend #1: Stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and take a sip) It tastes like dishwater. 

Squidward: It is dishwater. (friends cough out the punch) 

Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (head falls off) It's made out of krabby patties! Gross. 

Mr. Krabs: Who wants cake? 

Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all take a bite but spit it right back out) It's made out of cardboard. 

Mr. Krabs: And frosting. 

Friend #1: Well, Pearl, 16 lame parties in a row. Must be a new record. Let's get out of here. 

Pearl: Wait, don't leave. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right? 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, even better sweetie. Hit it. (curtain unfolds as R & B Music beings to play with Squidward standing on the
stage) 

Squidward: Hello, ladies.

'''''Music:''''' "[[4-Ply]]"
When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need four-ply, four-ply, four-ply
When I cry, huh!

Friend #2: Hey, that's not Boys Who Cry. 

Judy: Yeah! 

Friend #2: Boo! 

Friend #1: What a rip-off. 

Judy: This stinks! 

Pearl: Daddy, how could you? I gave you a list. (runs out sobbing) 

Mr. Krabs: Pearl, come back. (crowd throws Pearls meat head at Squidward) 

Pearl: You ruined everything! You couldn't stop being cheap, even for me. (cries) 

Mr. Krabs: I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl. 

SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all) 

Pearl: You bought me a boat? 

Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did? 

Friends: Wow. 

Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this. 

SpongeBob: Just watch. (signals on his walkie-talkie) Hit it boys! (big present at the top opens up)

'''''Endsong:''''' Boys Who Cry "It's All About You"
It's all about you, girl
On your 16th birthday
Pay attention to you, girl
Everyone has to do just what you say
You get your very own spotlight tonight
'Cause it's all about you
Yeah it's all about P[[earl]
You're the birthday girl

Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this costing me? 

SpongeBob: Here's the receipt. 

Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) I ought to... 

Pearl: Oh, daddy, you got me everything I wanted. (kisses her dad) 

Mr. Krabs: Ah, nothing's too good for me daughter. Heh. 

SpongeBob: You're a good dad, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't push your luck, boy.

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Brush Brush Brush My Teeth (Song)

2008-06-05T17:40:57Z

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'''Brush Brush Brush My Teeth''' is a song written and sung by [[SpongeBob]], and heard in episode [[Krabby Road]].

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth,
Gently keep them clean.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The tone of the song is the same as "Row Row Row Your Boat"
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Squilliam Fancyson

2008-06-05T17:39:04Z

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[[Image:Reicher Mann.jpg|thumb|right|Squilliam]]

'''Squilliam Fancyson''' is a very rich squid who was [[Squidward]]'s rival in high school and claimed he "sucked eggs." He appeared in [[Band Geeks]] and [[Squilliam Returns]]. He is very stuck up and mean to Squidward and seems to have a large group of followers. He says he has a balloon slash casino, a private yacht, island and more. We see a small glimpse of his mansion in [[Band Geeks]] when Squilliam calls Squidward and seems that a lot of the mansion is made out of marble. He has not been seen since he walked out of the destroyed [[Krusty Krab]] in [[Squilliam Returns]]. Squilliam reappears in the Season 6 episode: [[House Fancy (Episode)|House Fancy]]. He calls Squidward "Squiddy".

===Looks===
Squilliam has a unibrow and he wears very nice clothes, he is blue, he is not fat, but very appealing to the ladies.

===Trivia/Goofs===
*He was voiced by [[Dee Bradley Baker]].
*He is Squidward's rival from band class.
*He has done everything Squidward wished he could do (money, fame and success).

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Krabs vs. Plankton (Episode)

2008-06-05T17:37:22Z

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| Episode No.: || 62b
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| Airdate: || 13.5.2005
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'''"Krabs vs. Plankton"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Richard A. Bottomfeeder]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image:Krabsgegen2.jpg|thumb|right|Plankton Guilty]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Krusty Krab]] Customers
*[[Karen]]
*[[Judge StickleBack]]
*Jury Members (some of them are Phil, [[Tom]] and [[Annette]])

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Courthouse]]

===Songs===
The People's Court Theme
==Plot==
When Plankton is stopped by Mr. Krabs from stealing the [[Krabby Patty]]'s secret formula, Plankton pretends to be hurt after slipping on a wet floor. He threatens to sue unless Mr. Krabs gives him the formula, but Mr. Krabs obviously refuses. The case creates a large disturbance in [[Bikini Bottom]].

Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, Richard A. Bottomfeeder, to help him out. Later, in Mr. Krabs' office, SpongeBob wants to read his speech to Mr. Krabs. However, Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob a liability. As they prepare to leave for the court hearing, Bottomfeeder slips and falls, breaking his back. He gives SpongeBob his briefcase, saying, "The one thing you need to win this case is inside that case except for a suit." SpongeBob takes Bottomfeeder's suit and arrives late to the hearing, then dubs himself "SpongeBob LawyerPants."
When the first witness takes the stand, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs realize that Bottomfeeder did not give him the lock combination for the suitcase. The case goes horribly wrong for Mr. Krabs, who is also trying to open the case along with SpongeBob. When Krabs says he is going to give up, SpongeBob gives a short sermon about going on. When he finishes, he hits the case lightly and it opens. They peer inside, only to find a Krabby Patty. Knowing how they can win the lawsuit, SpongeBob calls Plankton to the stand and subdues him with the Krabby Patty, eventually getting him to confess. Plankton then tries to steal the Krabby Patty, but quickly stopped. Even so, the jury goes into deliberation and finds Mr. Krabs "Not guilty (but still very cheap)." SpongeBob then gives Mr. Krabs a homemade "wet-floor" sign, riddled with nails and shoddy paint. Mr. Krabs accepts the gift, because it is free.
[[Image:Krabsgegen1.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Krabs pleading with Plankton not to sue]]

==Cultural References==
*When Plankton and Mr. Krabs enter the courtroom, The People’s Court theme can be heard.

== Trivia ==
*In this episode, Squidward claims he has not had a day off in 3 years. This contradicts other episodes which shows the [[Krusty Krab]]. According to SpongeBob, the Krusty Krabs is closed on Sunday.
*This episode is a spoof of the show "Law and Order".
*When the title screen shown the music that starts to play is the theme song from the TV show Perry Mason.
*SpongeBob was usually the one that hurt Plankton, not Mr. Krabs.
*When SpongeBob asks Plankton in court what he was doing in the Krusty Krab, Plankton responds with, "To, you know, say hello to my once good friend Mr. Krabs. Why?" This may well be a reference to the future episode Friend or Foe. It may be that no one reacted to this because he or she thought he was lying.
*This episode's second title is Krabs vs. Patty, which means Mr. Krabs must win the battle against [[Krabby Patty]], not Plankton.

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Can You Spare a Dime? (Episode)

2008-06-05T16:24:56Z

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| Episode No.: || 47b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 8.3.2003
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[As Seen on TV]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[No Weenies Allowed]]
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'''"Can You Spare a Dime"''' is an episode from Season 3

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==Info==
===Time Cards Shown===
*3 Weeks Later
*Many Months Later
*So Much Later That The Old Narraitor Got Tired Of Wating, and They Had To Hire a New One.

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:Tbettel.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward's future (not Good)]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Lady selling Cookies
*[[Gary]]
*Box Owner

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

== Plot ==
When Mr. Krabs accused Squidward for stealing Mr. Krabs' first dime, he quits his job. SpongeBob confronts him to tell him about the dangers of the outside world, and insists that if Squidward ever needs anything, he can seek help from him. Squidward assures SpongeBob that he will be better off not working at the Krusty Krab. A day passes and SpongeBob encounters Squidward once more, this time very scruffy-looking in a small cardboard box in an alley. SpongeBob takes Squidward into his own home, and Squidward becomes so dependent on SpongeBob that SpongeBob soon finds himself a full-time servant of Squidward. SpongeBob makes several obvious hints to Squidward so he will get a job but Squidward remains oblivious until SpongeBob explodes and runs to the Krusty Krab (along with Squidward, who is still in bed). SpongeBob begs Squidward to come back to work. Although at first Mr. Krabs forbids it, the missing dime later falls out of his back pocket and he allows Squidward to return. When Squidward arrives, Mr. Krabs accuses him of putting the dime in his pocket. They argue once more, and SpongeBob braces himself to become Squidward's servant once again.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The Magazine [[Dance Quarterly]] is heard first in this episode.
*The title "Can You Spare a Dime?" was going to be "Down & Out in Bikini Bottom" before it was changed.
*This is the first time SpongeBob got mad at Squidward.
* When SpongeBob gave Mr. Krabs a dime so Squidward could come back to work, Mr. Krabs used device to know that that was really his first dime. Why would Mr. Krabs use that device if his dime is a hundred times bigger?
*While SpongeBob is doing the Puppet Show, there was a colored paper behind the puppets. However, when they showed SpongeBob with the puppets, there was no paper.
*The hat on Mr. Krabs's desk had 2 stripes on the anchor instead of 1.
*The episode's title is a reference and parody to the 1900s Great Depression phrase, ''Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?''.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Can You Spare a Dime?]]

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I Wish I Was Grinding Up Krabby Patties (Song)

2008-06-05T16:18:24Z

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'''I Wish I Was Griding Up Patties''' is a song written and sung by [[SpongeBob]], and heard in episode [[Krabby Road]].

Oh I wish I was grinding up the [[Krabby Patties]].
That's what I really love to do.
Take a couple Boo-Ooh-Ooh!
And a pinch of Awoogah!
A teaspoon of raspberry.

Gerblish

Then I mix some of this and put it over there,
As I write this song.
Mix in some...
Nyah-Nyah-Nyah!
Add a splash of wee...
(takes out giant knife)
And when I'm done, I chop up some.
Oh. Oh-oh, Oh-oh...

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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

2008-06-03T21:00:15Z

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'''''The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie''''' is a feature film based on [[Nickelodeon]]'s hit TV show ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. The film was released in the United States on November 19, 2004. It was distributed in Switzerland, Spain and Netherlands by Universal Studios. The Movie was supposed to be released in November 4, 2004.

==Plot==
The film begins with a live action credit sequence, in which a group of pirates retrieve tickets to ''The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie''. The film then cuts to [[Bikini Bottom]], where amidst chaos, Mr. Krabs, the boss of popular fast food restaurant the [[Krusty Krab]], has a problem: a customer who ordered a [[Krabby Patty]] got it without cheese. Suddenly, [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], the manager, comes to the rescue. With his briefcase full of James Bond-like gear, he takes out a piece of cheese, slowly puts the cheese in the Krabby Patty and then SpongeBob saved the day. The whole scene reveals itself to be SpongeBob's dream.
Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs is preparing the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2, which is an exact replica of the original. Hoping to become the new manager is SpongeBob, the Krusty Krab's head cook.

Plankton, arch-nemesis and business rival of Mr. Krabs, who constantly wants to steal Mr. Krabs' formula to the Krabby Patty, is planning his ultimate final plot, the dreaded Plan Z. At the opening of the Krusty Krab 2, SpongeBob's lazy coworker, [[Squidward]], is given the manager title instead; as Mr. Krabs tells a heartbroken SpongeBob that he is too immature and childlike to handle the task.
Meanwhile, Plankton arrives at the castle of King Neptune, who is prevented from declaring a ridiculous prison sentence by his intelligent teenage daughter Mindy. Neptune is then horrified to discover that his crown is missing, having been stolen by Plankton.

SpongeBob arrives at Goofy Goober's, a popular children's restaurant, to brood over his loss. His best friend Patrick arrives and joins him in a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise (ice-cream) eating spree and SpongeBob experiences hangover-like symptoms the morning afterwards. Meanwhile, Neptune arrives at the Krusty Krab after receiving false evidence of Mr. Krabs stealing his crown. SpongeBob arrives and insults Mr. Krabs out of spite, but then decides to try to save him from being executed. He and Patrick agree to travel to the dreaded Shell City, where Mr. Krabs has allegedly sold the crown, and return with it. Before departing, Mr. Krabs is frozen solid and Mindy, who Patrick develops a crush on, gives the duo a magical bag of winds to return home with. This is a reference to the Odyssey.

With six days to retrieve the crown, SpongeBob and Patrick's hamburger-like vehicle, the [[Patty Wagon]], is stolen by a gangster. Later, they find it parked at the Thug Tug, a bar for tough, muscular fish. Unable to obtain the car's key, they begin to blow bubbles, which is a sign of weakness by the rules of the gang. A fistfight as to who blew the bubbles results, allowing them to steal the key amidst the confusion and depart. The following day, Plankton begins controlling the minds of the townspeople through electronic bucket-shaped hats, disguised as free souvenir hats, ultimately taking over Bikini Bottom and re-naming it "Planktopolis." He also sends Dennis, a motorcycle-riding hitman, to eliminate SpongeBob and Patrick.

SpongeBob and Patrick are then chased by a large sea monster, ultimately ending in the death of the monster and the loss of their car. Unable to pass through a monster-filled trench, SpongeBob gives up and accepts the fact that he and Patrick are just children. However, Mindy arrives and gives them fake mustaches in the form of seaweed, convincing them that they are now men. They pass through the trench without fear, but are greeted on the other side by Dennis. He reveals that they are not really men before being stepped on by a human scuba diver, who takes SpongeBob and Patrick to the surface.

He takes them to Shell City, which is revealed to be a gift shop that sells novelties made out of dried sea creatures. SpongeBob and Patrick discover the fish within the shop, but are completely dried up by being placed under a heat lamp to dry. However, their tears electrocute a wire and cause the sprinkler system to activate, reviving them and all the other sea creatures, who lead an assault against the diver. The duos take the crown and flee, but Patrick ends up using the bag of winds the wrong way, losing it. However, David Hasselhoff arrives and takes them across the ocean at a jet's speed.

Dennis arrives, however, and attempts to crush SpongeBob and Patrick with his boot, but is hit by an oncoming boat. As the duo arrive over Bikini Bottom, King Neptune is about to execute Mr. Krabs, but is stalled by Mindy. Hasselhoff opens his pectoral muscles and shoots the duo into Bikini Bottom, where Krabs is saved and Hasselhoff is burned by Neptune's trident. However, Plankton's hypnotized minions attack the heroes, and SpongeBob makes a speech about maturity before breaking out into a bizarre rock song out of the mussel inlads (parodying Twisted Sister's song "I Wanna Rock"); using his guitar's powers, SpongeBob destroys the mind-control Bucket heads and frees the citizens from Plankton's rule, who is then sent to jail.

In the aftermath, Neptune reaches an understanding not only with Mr. Krabs but also with his daughter, and then thanks SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, Squidward gives SpongeBob the title of manager, much to his delight.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]: A happy yellow sponge who fry cooks at the Krusty Krab and goes to get King Neptune's crown (Main Protagonist).
*[[Patrick]]: A happy pink starfish who loves to be friends with SpongeBob (Second main protagonist).
*[[Squidward]]: A lazy, grumpy, ugly octopus who orders the food at the Krusty Krab. He has a minor role.
*[[Mr. Krabs]]: A greedy but understandable and kind crab who owns the Krusty Krab. He was frozen by King Neptune.
*[[Sandy]]: A land squirrel who's friends with SpongeBob. Sandy has a extremely very minor role and her home is not seen.
*[[Mrs. Puff]]: A pufferfish who's always losing her temper on SpongeBob. Mrs. Puff has a very minor role.
*[[Gary]]: SpongeBob's pet snail. He was controlled by Plankton to rebuild Planktopolis from Bikini Bottom. Gary has a very minor role in this movie.
*[[Plankton]]: SpongeBob's arch nemesis. He takes over Bikini Bottom and is the main antagonist and villain of the film.
*[[Dennis (eliminator)]]: A hitman determined to murder everybody in the sea (The minor antagonist_.
*[[King Neptune]] and [[Mindy]]: The rulers of the sea. Mindy is kind and not yet the ruler, Neptune is a furious mermaid.

All other characters have been controlled under Plankton's Evil Plan Z and the Buckets Head Control. Pearl Krabs, the huge whale, daughter of Mr. Krabs, has also been controlled by Plankton because she does not appear anymore after she says the word '''A Goofball?''' and then the movie will never connect to her again. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy do not appear in the movie, although there is a
poster of them in the beginning of SpongeBob's house.

==Cast==
* [[Tom Kenny]] - [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], [[Gary the Snail]], Clay, Tough Fish #2, Twin #2, Houston Voice (voice)
* [[Bill Fagerbakke]] - [[Patrick Star]], Fish #2, Chum Customer, Local Fish (voice)
* [[Dee Bradley Baker]] - Man Cop, Phil, [[Perch Perkins]], Waiter, Attendant #1, Thug #1, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Frog Fish Monster, Freed Fish, Sandals (voice)
* [[Clancy Brown]] - [[Eugene H. Krabs]] (voice)
* [[Rodger Bumpass]] - [[Squidward Tentacles]], Fish #4 (voice)
* [[Carolyn Lawrence]] - [[Sandy Cheeks]] (voice)
* [[Lori Alan]] - [[Pearl Krabs]] (voice)
* [[Mary Jo Catlett]] - [[Mrs. Puff]] (voice)
* [[Doug Lawrence|Mr. Lawrence]] - [[Sheldon J. Plankton]], Fish #7, Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice)
* [[Jill Talley]] - Karen the Computer Wife, Old Lady (voice)
* [[Scarlett Johansson]] - [[Mindy]] (voice)
* Carlos Alazraqui - Squire, Goofy Gooby Announcer, Thief (voice)
* [[Sirena Irwin]] - Reporter, Driver, Ice Cream Lady (voice)
* Joshua Seth - Prisoner (voice)
* Tim Blaney - Singing Goofy Goober (voice)
* Jim Wise - Goofy Gooby Rock Singer (voice)
* Neil Ross - Cyclops Diver (voice)
* Jeffrey Tambor - [[King Neptune]] (voice)
* Alec Baldwin - Dennis the Hitman (voice)
* Thomas F. Wilson - Fish #3, Tough Fish, Victor (voice)
* [[David Hasselhoff]] - Himself
* [[Stephen Hillenburg]] - Parrot (voice)
* Peter DeYoung - Leatherbeard the Pirate
* Maxie J. Santillan Junior - Gummy the Pirate
* Aaron Hendry - Tangles the Pirate, Cyclops Diver
* Gerard Griesbaum - Fingers the Pirate
* Michael Bell - Fisherman
* Paul Zies - Upper Deck the Pirate
* Randolph Jones - Tiny the Pirate
* Todd Duffey - Concession Guy
* Jose Zelaya - Dooby the Pirate
* Mageina Tovah - Usher
* Chris Cummins - Concession Guy
* Alex Baker - Martin the Pirate
* Robin Russell - Sniffy the Pirate
* Tommy Schooler - Salty the Pirate
* Ben Wilson - Stovepipe the Pirate
* Henry Kingi - Inky the Pirate
* Bart McCarthy - Captain Bart the Pirate
* David Stifel - Cookie the Pirate
* Dylan Haggerty - Stitches the Pirate
* [[Aaron Springer]] - Laughing Bubble
* [[Derek Drymon]] - The Screamer, Fisherman
* Cole S. McKay - Scruffy the Pirate
* D.P. FitzGerald - Bonesy the Pirate
* Kristopher Logan - Squinty the Pirate
* Gino Montesinos - Tango the Pirate
* John Siciliano - Pokey the Pirate

== Box Office ==
The movie was a box-office success. It earned U.S. dollars $85,417,988 in the United States and $140,161,792 worldwide as of June 18, 2006. It has, as of June 17, 2007, a 70% Critics Tomatometer rating and a 77% Cream of the Crop rating on rottentomatoes.com. It's also the most Highest-Grossing Nickelodeon Movie based on a TV series and beat the record of the
Rugrats Movie. It is one of the only successful films produced by Nickelodeon Movie Productions and Paramount Pictures.

==Soundtrack==
{| class="wikitable"
|- style="background:EFEFEF
! #
! '''Song Title'''
! '''Performer'''
|-
|1
|"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song"
|Avril Lavigne
|-
|2
|"SpongeBob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy"
|The Flaming Lips
|-
|3
|"Just A Kid"
|Wilco
|-
|4
|"[[The Goofy Goober Song]]"
|Mike Simpson, featuring [[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] & The [[Goofy Goober]]
|-
|5
|"Prince Paul's Bubble Party"
|The Waikikis, Prince Paul & Wordsworth
|-
|6
|"Bikini Bottom"
|Electrocute
|-
|7
|"[[The Best Day Ever]]"
|[[SpongeBob]] and the Hi-Seas
|-
|8
|"They'll Soon Discover"
|The Shins
|-
|9
|"Ocean Man"
|Ween
|-
|10
|"[[Under My Rock]]"
|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
|-
|11
|"[[Now That We're Men]]"
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] & The Monsters
|-
|12
|"[[Goofy Goober Rock]]"
|Tom Rothrock featuring Jim Wise
|-
|13
|"You Better Swim"
|Motörhead
|-
|14
|"The Jellyfish Song"
|The Jellyfish Band, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box Featuring [[SpongeBob]]
|
|15
|"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (Movie Version)"
|The Pirates
|}

==Trivia==
* "Goofy Goober Rock" is a re-work of "I Wanna Rock" by rock band Twisted Sister.
* The film takes place after the series, even though it was created before Season Four, Season Five, Season Six, and the future Season Seven.
* The song sung by SpongeBob in "Best Day Ever" was sung in the last song of the end credits, by SpongeBob. It is also sung, again by SpongeBob, in the episode titled Best Day Ever at the beginning and towards the end of the episode
* When SpongeBob and Patrick are at [[Shell City]] and the sprinklers go off, there is a puffer fish. It could possibly be [[Mr. Puff]], Mrs. Puff's husband.
* In the bar scene at Goofy Goober's, a cartoon of Ignatz beaning Krazy Kat in the head with a brick can be seen hanging on a wall in the background.
* The band Motörhead contributed the song "You Better Swim" to the soundtrack, which is "You Better Run" with 'sponged-up' lyrics.
* The tune to "Now That We're Men" can be heard throughout the episode "The Great Snail Race".
* This film was rated PG by the MPAA for some mild crude humor, for the fact that Patrick's bare butt is seen (with a flag in it) using his pants as a parachute, and Patrick is seen without pants on, and Mr. Krabs is audible in whispering "jackass" to SpongeBob.
* At the end, SpongeBob says Squidward's fly is down. Squidward does not wear pants.
* This film was originally planned to serve as the series finale of ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', but in 2005, an unannounced Season 4 was produced due to the film.
* Most of SpongeBob's friends do not have a large role. Gary, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, and Sandy the Squirrel were brainwashed for a majority of the film and had one line each. Mr. Krabs was frozen for most of the movie, and Squidward had few lines and was much less pessimistic than he was in the series, seemingly taking on a new personality for the film. Also, in an interview, the film mentioned to have Sandy, but she only made two appearances and only one line. Originally, there was a scene that involved Sandy (as a real squirrel) meeting SpongeBob and Patrick on land, but it was scrapped from the film. It can be seen (storyboard-animated) on the DVD of the film as a deleted scene.
*The Replica HMS Bounty was used in the opening sequence in which the pirates were singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
* [[The Best Day Ever]] marathon was parodied by an Ed, Edd n' Eddy marathon called The Best Day Edder.
* 364 Employee of the Month awards from 1999 is 2030, which means that this movie takes place in March 2030.
*The distance between the two Krusty Krab restaurants keeps changing throughout the movie.
*In the Goofy Goober Nut Bar, the pictures hanging on the wall behind SpongeBob change in every shot.
*SpongeBob puts his shirt and shorts clothing on after his dream, and he is wearing underwear. Then, in front of the mirror, when the back of the shorts falls down, it shows his rear end with no underwear.
*The "Galley Grub" sign in Krusty Krab 2 moves from above the door with a porthole in it, to next to the door with the anchor painted on it, and then totally disappears later.
*After SpongeBob and Patrick receive their "seaweed mustaches" they jump off the edge of the trench. When they figure out that they just jumped off the edge they look down, and directly below, the trench wall is visible with nothing on it. Yet, when they are about to hit the ground there is a branch.
*When SpongeBob wakes up the morning after his ice cream antics at Goofy Goober, there is a table and two chairs by the stage which disappear.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick go to the bar on the way to Shell City, there is a hole in one of the wooden saloon doors which switches to being in the other saloon door when they sneak out.
*Patrick changed his underwear without going to his home.
*Since the movie takes place in 2030, SpongeBob and Patrick are 44 years old, Mr. Krabs is 88 years old, Squidward is 55 years old, and Pearl is 38 years old.

==Continuity Errors==
*The film begins shortly before SpongeBob wakes up. Seemingly only a few minutes later SpongeBob talks to Patrick, before exclaiming it was 8 o'clock, and quickly made his way towards the second Krusty Krab's opening ceremony. Strangely, when SpongeBob finds out that he is not the manager of the new restaurant, he walks off towards the sunset. Unless the ceremony was much later than 8 o'clock (which would be odd, since SpongeBob claimed he was late for work), the day passed by ''very'' quickly. A similar error occurs the next day, when SpongeBob says, again, that it is 8 o'clock, and then, at about the same time, Mr. Krabs claims that it is lunch time.
*In the film, [[King Neptune]] looks utterly different than he used to be in [[Neptune's Spatula]]. (The character is also played by a different actor - John O'Hurley played Neptune on the TV series in his one and only appearance.) The reason why was revealed in [[Krusty Towers]]. The Neptune Family Heirs, so this is probably the son of Neptune in Neptune's Spatula or rather that Neptune was portrayed and drawn in a different light, even retconned into a king.
*It is possible that the film storyline takes place after all of the episodes. At the end, SpongeBob becomes the manager of the Krusty Krab 2, but, even in the new episodes, the Krusty Krab 2 does not exist and SpongeBob is still a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Also, in the new episodes, Plankton is still trying to steal the formula, but in the film, he is putting his final plan into play. It has been confirmed by [[Stephen Hillenburg]] this was actually the series finale, despite the fact it was released before seasons 4-6. This is likely due to the fact that the show's future was unclear at the time (the movie airing just before the two year hiatus) and so it seemed likely the show was cancelled.

== Worldwide release dates ==
*'''United States''': November 19, 2004
*'''Canada''': November 19, 2004
*'''Mexico''': December 3, 2004
*'''Chile''': December 16, 2004
*'''Germany''': December 23, 2004
*'''Austria''': December 23, 2004
*'''Switzerland''': December 23, 2004
*'''Brazil''': December 17, 2004
*'''Venezuela''': December 25, 2004
*'''Colombia''': January 1, 2005
*'''Australia''': January 6, 2005
*'''New Zealand''': January 6, 2005
*'''Argentina''': January 6, 2005
*'''Central America''': January 7, 2005
*'''Peru''': January 13, 2005
*'''Spain''': January 28, 2005
*'''Belgium''': February 2, 2005
*'''Netherlands''': February 3, 2005
*'''France''': February 9, 2005
*'''United Kingdom''': February 11 2005
*'''Ireland''': February 11, 2005
*'''United States''': March 1, 2005 (DVD release)
*'''Austria''': March 11, 2005
*'''Turkey''': March 13, 2005
*'''Russia''': March 17, 2005
*'''Singapore''': March 17, 2005
*'''Czech Republic''': March 17, 2005
*'''Philippines''': April 6, 2005
*'''South Africa''': April 8, 2005
*'''Indonesia''': April 16, 2005
*'''Denmark''': June 10, 2005
*'''Norway''': June 17, 2005
*'''Sweden''': June 26, 2005
*'''Greece''': September 16, 2005
*'''Italy''': September 23, 2005
*'''Japan''': April 22, 2006
*'''United States''': November 10, 2006 ([[Nickelodeon]] Premiere)
*'''Canada''': May 21, 2007 (YTV premiere)
*'''United States''': June 15, 2007 ([[Nickelodeon]] Movie Summer Premiere)
*'''Germany''': December 23, 2007 (Pro7 Premiere)
*'''New Mexico''': May 10, 2008
*'''Canada''': May 23, 2008 (Teletoon premiere)

==External links==
*[http://www.nick.com/all_nick/movies/SpongeBob Official film website]
*[http://nick.co.uk/nicktoons/shows/SpongeBob/movie/index.html Official film website] (UK version)

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A Stove is a Stove (Song)

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[[de:Ein Grill ist ein Grill]]
A Stove is a Stove is a song that was sung by a mixture of [[SpongeBob]] and [[Mr. Krabs]] in the episode: [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]].

A stove is a stove,
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.

A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries.
Either way.

But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away,
If you'd come back to stay.

This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a grill, it's true
(Its just a greasy spoon.....) without you. (SpongeBob crys)

[[Category:song text]]

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Episode Transcript: Once Bitten

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Episode Article: [[Once Bitten]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(scene opens to clams flying by as Squidward opens his door with his bathing suit on) 

Squidward: What a sun-tastic day! (slips into some water) Snail trail. <(notices Gary crawling into SpongeBob’s house) That
SpongeBob needs to keep his pet out of my yard. (Gary looks through one of the windows at Squidward, whop mops up Gary's
trail) I am sick of cleaning up after him. 

Gary: Meow. (crawls off some rocks with eyes) 

Squidward: Not my pet rock collection. (stammers) That's it! (talking to Gary) This isn't the first time you've soiled my
yard with your revolting excretions. But mark this down in your little notebook: it will be the last time! (scene cuts to
Squidward putting sharp, giant sticks into the ground around his house. He gets a splinter) This cheap, splintering wood
will keep even Gary out. (scene cuts to Squidward surrounded by barbed-wire and the giant wood) Now, I feel safe. (Gary's
trail drops on Squidward's head as we see Gary climb up on a giant stick of wood jumping to another giant stick of wood)
SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. 

Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob. Keep your shell vermin off of my property. The next time, my annoyingly yellow neighbor, your
wet pet oozes on my lawn, you leave me no choice but to call Snail Control. That little monster... (Gary bites Squidward's
bottom) He bit me. 

SpongeBob: Gary! (picks up Gary) No, dirty boy. This isn't like you. 

Squidward: Oh, but it's just like you, SpongeBob, to raise such a misbehaved mutt. 

SpongeBob: (sets Gary on the ground) Gary's not misbehaved. (growls and foams at the mouth) But there does appear to be
something wrong with him. 

Squidward: I'll say. I hope he had his shots. 

SpongeBob: Oh, of course. 

Squidward: All of his shots? 

SpongeBob: Affirmatory. 

Squidward: For rabies? 

SpongeBob: Yup. 

Squidward: Snail pox and soft shell dance? 

SpongeBob: Yupie. 

Squidward: Bagitis, lumpy-bump trump, teen angst? 

SpongeBob: Yup, yup, yup. 

Patrick: Well, let's not forget the worst of them all: [[Mad Snail Disease]]. 

SpongeBob: Uhh... 

Patrick: You mean your pet hasn't been vaccinated for mad snail disease? (to Squidward) Looks like the rash has already
started. 

Squidward: Rash? 

Patrick: Tell me, do you have any soreness of throat? 

Squidward: (gulp) Well, now that you mention it, my throat is a little dry. 

Patrick: This disease will ravage your body with bloodshot eyes, loss of balance, messy pants, ticklish rib cage, severely
untrimmed toenails, and finally, the bite from that infected snail will turn you into...a zombie. (Squidward screams) You
need to get that snail of yours to a doctor before he bites someone important. (both notice Gary is gone and gasp) There's a mad snail on the loose! (runs away screaming) 

SpongeBob: Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?! Patrick: (runs up to a couple) That mad snail is coming! If he bites you, you'll
turn into a zombie. 

Fish: Jeepers, what's with all the lunatics? (Gary crawls up) 

Fish's Wife: Oh look, honey, isn't he the cutest? (Gary is panting) 

Fish: Come here, little buddy. (pet's Gary) He's just adorable.(Gary bites the fish) Mad snail disease is real! I'm a
zombie. I've been bitten by a mad snail. I've got mad snail disease! 

Fish #2: Then I've got it! A snail just bit me, too! (both scream. Fish #1 runs by a group of fish. The group of fish look
at their hands and scream) 

A. Realistic Fish: We interrupt this program to bring you a news blast. Terror in a shell. This just in...fear and disease
is spreading like wildfire as a killer snail has been biting the denizens of Bikini Bottom infecting them with...mad snail disease. Ask any old fish on the street and they'll tell you that germs enter through the bite radius, traveling upstream until the entire host body is full of...mad snail disease. We now take you to Action News Reporter Perch Perkins live on the scene. 

Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with the first victim of this epidemic. (to Squidward) Tell me Mr Tentacles, when did you
first begin to suspect that you were a zombie? 

Squidward: Well, after I was bitten by a mad snail, I began to get a rash; followed by loss of balance, ticklish rib cage,
and a few other symptoms. 

Fish #3: Hey, I was bitten by a snail. I kinda feel off balance. (falls over) Whoa. 

Perch Perkins: Hey, I have ticklish rib cage, too. And I haven't even been bitten. 

Fish #3: Oh no, it's spreading through the air! (all scream) 

Perch Perkins: Well, you heard it here first. We're all doomed to a horrible demise. Thanks to a diseased snail. (screams.
Scene zooms out to show SpongeBob and group of fish watching a tv then screaming) 

SpongeBob: (after watching a tv in a store, everyone is running around) Gary? (traffic jam sends a bunch of fish out of
their boats and running on foot) I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail would cause all this destruction. 

Squidward: (moaning) I'm a zombie, here to dine on your squishy yellow flesh. (many fish are moaning and walking like
zombies. SpongeBob screams and gets into a bus. The bus drives around then stops and lets him out on the opposite side he
was on. He screams more and runs to the Krusty Krab) It's locked! (zombies are coming closer) Somebody let me in. (bangs on
the doors) 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, come in, boy. And bring your friends in, too. They look hungry. (puts key into lock) 

Fish #3: Stop! You can't let anyone in! 

Mr. Krabs: But they just want to dine on some krabby patties. 

Fish #3: They're zombies. They only want to dine on our flesh. 

Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, alright, but it's coming out of your paycheck. 

Fish #3: I don't work here. 

SpongeBob: But Mr Krabs, it's me, SpongeBob. 

Mr. Krabs: But how do we know you haven't become one of those voracious flesh-eaters? 

SpongeBob: Could a voracious flesh-eater do this? (slips through the crack of the door) 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, it's you. 

SpongeBob: That's right. So let me in before I'm eaten. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, that's SpongeBob all right. 

Patrick: Or is it? 

SpongeBob: Huh? 

Patrick: I don't believe that's the real SpongeBob. He looks pretty zombie-fied. Just look at how yellow he is. 

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, would a zombie have a picture of his best buddy in his wallet? (shows picture) 

Patrick: Perhaps not but I have my eye on you. 

Elderly Fish: If you could pull out your eye and put it on him, wouldn't that make you a zombie, too? 

Patrick: You're right. (alarmed) I'm a zombie! 

Elderly Fish: Who's to say we're not all zombies? (all run around screaming) 

Gary: Meow. (slithers out of the kitchen) 

All: The snail! 

SpongeBob: Gary! Are you ok, buddy? Come here, boy. 

Fish #4: No, don't get near it. Oh, the pity of it all. 

Lady Fish: I can't watch. 

SpongeBob: All those people think you're a monster. But I know you're just a snail. (rubs his shell. Gary bites SpongeBob)
Gary... (sniffling) how could you? 

Fish #4: SpongeBob’s been infected by his own pet snail. Oh, the irony! Quick, we must quarantine that infected snail
before he bites every last Bikini Bottom ite. Let's get the snail! 

All: (angry shouting. Citizens grab their torches and nets) Yeah!

SpongeBob: No, don't hurt him. 

Fish #4: Hand over the snail. 

Mr. Krabs: It's for his own good, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: No, I won't let you touch Gary. 

Fish #4: (grabs SpongeBob) Stop the madness, man. The Mad Snail Disease ends now. Seize the snail! 

Doctor: Halt! Did someone say 'Mad Snail Disease'? Is that what all this is about? 

Patrick: Yeah. What do you know about it? 

Doctor: Funny you should ask. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Doctor Gill Gilliam. S.D.E. and S.E. 

SpongeBob: S.D.E. and S.E.? 

Doctor: Snail disease expert and snail expert. I'm sorry to break this to you all, but that 'mad snail disease' you're
talking about, it doesn't exist. 

All: Huh? 

Doctor: That's right. No such thing. It's an old urban legend. A myth. 

Patrick: Well, does that mean we're not zombies? 

Doctor: Of course not. No one is. It's just mass hysteria. 

Blue Fish: But what about my severely untrimmed... 

Doctor: Those are only moderately untrimmed. All the supposed symptoms are just common ailments. 

SpongeBob: (holding Gary back) Easy boy. But what about Gary then? If he doesn't have a disease, why'd he bite all those
people, including me? 

Doctor: (examines Gary) Hmmm...mm-hmm. The problem's right here. (a splinter is stuck in Gary) He's got a little splinter
in his foot. (removes the splinter. Gary is relieved. Zoom back to show the splinter is a giant stick) I'm sure this was
the cause of his distemper making for serious grouchy snailitis. 

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, I knew you weren't disease-ridden. You still love me? 

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob laughs) 

SpongeBob: Good ol' Gary's back. (Squidward enters Krusty Krab as a zombie) Say, Squidward? You're not zombie, remember? 

Squidward: Oh, yes I am. (customer walks up to order) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Can I take your order? 

Mr. Krabs: All's well that ends well. (Gary bites Mr. Krabs)

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SpongeHenge (Episode)

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'''"SpongeHenge"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Moon
*Weather Man
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Patrick]]
*The Three Aliens
*[[SpongeBob Stones]]
===Places===
*[[Jellyfish Fields]] (Present and Future)
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Time Cards Shown===
*3,000 Years Later
*Later

==Plot==
[[Image:Steinbob.jpg|thumb|right|The [[SpongeBob Stones]] attract the [[jellyfish]].]]

SpongeBob becomes musical when the wind produces music through the holes in his body, causing jellyfish to become attracted to him. He hides in a cave and builds stone-replicas of himself to attract the jellyfish. Many weeks later come out of hiding to find that the Krusty Krab has closed down possibly because the huge wind buried it in the sand, or SpongeBob was not there to make [[Krabby Patties]]. 3,000 years later, three aliens discover the circle of [[SpongeBob Stones]] that attract the [[jellyfish]].

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The title is a spoof of the monument Stonehenge.
*The time card says later, then [[SpongeBob]] is seen with a beard, hair and shredded clothes. How could he be seen as if he's been there for years if it was only later in the day?
*The scene where SpongeBob is in a cave hiding from the jellyfish and making a stone buddy is a reference to the movie Castaway.
*It's likely that the winds hitting [[Bikini Bottom]] were hurricane force winds as they were knocking buildings down, like the [[Krusty Krab]].
*The cave that SpongeBob hides in is the same cave seen in [[Nature Pants]].
*When SpongeBob is trying to get to work, he says that he has never been tardy before and would not start today. SpongeBob has been tardy multiple times, including in the episode [[New Digs]].
*The Krusty Krab being in sand is a reference to the movie The Day After Tomorrow, where the DVD front cover shows the Statue of Liberty in the same state as the Krusty Krab, but is buried in snow and not sand.
*The plot to this episode is somewhat similar to the episode "[[Jellyfish Jam]]".
*When the 3,000 Years later time card is shown, it's one thousand years later than "[[SB-129]]" which was 2,000 years later.
*This is the first time a weatherman appears in the series.
*As for who was right in the Neptune/Poseidon debate seen in the very beginning, they were both right. The Romans called him Neptune and the Greeks called him Poseidon.
*In SB-129, the future has everything colored chrome, but in this episode, 3,000 years later, the future is looking just like
contemporary, and now nothing is chrome. Perhaps, in the 1,000 years, the future changed its mind and decided to have anything
to be liberty of colors.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge]]

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Boat Smarts (Episode)

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'''"Boat Smarts"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Cards Shown===
*Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff [[Image:PDVD 000.b.jpg|thumb|right|All ready Squidward!]]
*Tire pressure
*Buckling Up
*Adjusting Mirrors

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Other drivers

===Places===
*[[Boating School]]
*Downtown [[Bikini Bottom]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with a card displaying: Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff, then the narrator displays another card saying: [[C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T. R.A.O.O.A.B.A.T]] (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road and out Of Boats All Together) Then the tape goes to Mrs. Puff who is sitting on her desk introducing herself to the video. She discusses the good and bad drivers. Squidward is the one with Boat Smarts, but SpongeBob is the one without it.

'''''Tire pressure:''''' 
Mrs., Puff then shows the examples starting with a card displaying: Tire Pressure. It shows Squidward carefully pumping his tire slowly and making sure it gets to a perfect size. SpongeBob though mercilessly and it overloads and blows up and hits Squidward.

'''''Buckling Up:''''' 
After that, it shows another card saying: Buckling Up. This shows Squidward in a boat mobile holding the wheel. The camera zooms in closer and it shows Squidward with his seatbelt in the proper manner. He then starts driving until he sees a [[Bikini Bottom Traffic lights]] and he stops. Once Squidward stops, we see SpongeBob crazily speeding around a corner with no regard for safety and possibly with no seatbelt on. he hits Squidward who goes flying into a dangerous truck. He gets severely hurt.

'''''Adjusting Mirrors:''''' 
The next card displays: Adjusting Mirrors. it shows Squidward adjusting his mirrors before he begins to start the boat mobile. Squidward starts the boat and begins to drive. SpongeBob though he adjusts his mirror dangerously while driving with one leg. He hits many fish, although he does not know because he is focusing on the mirror. He then swerves in front of Squidward and Squidward yells at SpongeBob. SpongeBob adjusts the other mirror and hits Squidward with a beam of light and he is blinded until he puts on sunglasses. But Squidward sees a wall and crashes. It shows a crash dummy although instead of the head it shows Squidward's!

'''''Final:''''' 
Then you see Mrs. Puff in Squidward's boat mobile talking about paying attention to the surroundings. Squidward drives well. She explains how Squidward's eyes are locked on the road. Then SpongeBob swerving while eating a [[Krabby Patty]] and reading. He also shaves and is blinded by the white froth, thus making people crash. When some fish crashes SpongeBob says: "Hi there!" and turns around making even more people crash. Eventually there is a huge stockpile of cars and the owners are very angry. SpongeBob still speeds past, runs over a puddle and slides around saying: "Weeeeeee". SpongeBob then says hi to Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob's boat mobile slips on a mini pebble, strangely making his boat mobile act as a ramp in which Squidward's boat mobile travel over. They fly into the big stockpile of all the cars (The fish run away) and it makes a huge crash. Mrs. Puff blows up very fat and SpongeBob drives past saying: "Looks like you guys forgot your Boat Smarts!, he smiles and drives off, making dust and the low quality recorder stops with Mrs. Puff saying: "Never-mind".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second instructional video in the series. The first was [[Krusty Krab Training Video]].
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob shaving in a car.
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob eating a [[Krabby Patty]] while he is driving.
*This video shows, when you have boat smarts (Squidward) you will most likely to have bad luck, when you do not have boat smarts (SpongeBob) nothing bad happens to him.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts]]

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Boat Smarts (Episode)

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'''"Boat Smarts"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Cards Shown===
*Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff [[Image:PDVD 000.b.jpg|thumb|right|All ready Squidward!]]
*Tire pressure
*Buckling Up
*Adjusting Mirrors

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Other drivers

===Places===
*[[Boating School]]
*Downtown [[Bikini Bottom]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with a card displaying: Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff, then the narrator displays another card saying: [[C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.A.B.A.T]] (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road and out Of Boats All Together) Then the tape goes to Mrs. Puff who is sitting on her desk introducing herself to the video. She discusses the good and bad drivers. Squidward is the one with Boat Smarts, but SpongeBob is the one without it.

'''''Tire pressure:''''' 
Mrs., Puff then shows the examples starting with a card displaying: Tire Pressure. It shows Squidward carefully pumping his tire slowly and making sure it gets to a perfect size. SpongeBob though mercilessly and it overloads and blows up and hits Squidward.

'''''Buckling Up:''''' 
After that, it shows another card saying: Buckling Up. This shows Squidward in a boat mobile holding the wheel. The camera zooms in closer and it shows Squidward with his seatbelt in the proper manner. He then starts driving until he sees a [[Bikini Bottom Traffic lights]] and he stops. Once Squidward stops, we see SpongeBob crazily speeding around a corner with no regard for safety and possibly with no seatbelt on. he hits Squidward who goes flying into a dangerous truck. He gets severely hurt.

'''''Adjusting Mirrors:''''' 
The next card displays: Adjusting Mirrors. it shows Squidward adjusting his mirrors before he begins to start the boat mobile. Squidward starts the boat and begins to drive. SpongeBob though he adjusts his mirror dangerously while driving with one leg. He hits many fish, although he does not know because he is focusing on the mirror. He then swerves in front of Squidward and Squidward yells at SpongeBob. SpongeBob adjusts the other mirror and hits Squidward with a beam of light and he is blinded until he puts on sunglasses. But Squidward sees a wall and crashes. It shows a crash dummy although instead of the head it shows Squidward's!

'''''Final:''''' 
Then you see Mrs. Puff in Squidward's boat mobile talking about paying attention to the surroundings. Squidward drives well. She explains how Squidward's eyes are locked on the road. Then SpongeBob swerving while eating a [[Krabby Patty]] and reading. He also shaves and is blinded by the white froth, thus making people crash. When some fish crashes SpongeBob says: "Hi there!" and turns around making even more people crash. Eventually there is a huge stockpile of cars and the owners are very angry. SpongeBob still speeds past, runs over a puddle and slides around saying: "Weeeeeee". SpongeBob then says hi to Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob's boat mobile slips on a mini pebble, strangely making his boat mobile act as a ramp in which Squidward's boat mobile travel over. They fly into the big stockpile of all the cars (The fish run away) and it makes a huge crash. Mrs. Puff blows up very fat and SpongeBob drives past saying: "Looks like you guys forgot your Boat Smarts!, he smiles and drives off, making dust and the low quality recorder stops with Mrs. Puff saying: "Never-mind".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second instructional video in the series. The first was [[Krusty Krab Training Video]].
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob shaving in a car.
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob eating a [[Krabby Patty]] while he is driving.
*This video shows, when you have boat smarts (Squidward) you will most likely to have bad luck, when you do not have boat smarts (SpongeBob) nothing bad happens to him.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts]]

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Krabs vs. Plankton (Episode)

2008-06-03T18:51:33Z

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! colspan="2" | Krabs vs. Plankton
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 62b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 13.5.2005
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[The Lost Mattress]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|-

|}

'''"Krabs vs. Plankton"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Richard A. Bottomfeeder]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image:Krabsgegen2.jpg|thumb|right|Plankton Guilty]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Krusty Krab]] Customers
*[[Karen]]
*[[Judge StickleBack]]
*Jury Members (some of them are Phil, [[Tom]] and [[Annette]])

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Court

===Songs===
The People's Court Theme
==Plot==
When Plankton is stopped by Mr. Krabs from stealing the [[Krabby Patty]]'s secret formula, Plankton pretends to be hurt after slipping on a wet floor. He threatens to sue unless Mr. Krabs gives him the formula, but Mr. Krabs obviously refuses. The case creates a large disturbance in [[Bikini Bottom]].

Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, Richard A. Bottomfeeder, to help him out. Later, in Mr. Krabs' office, SpongeBob wants to read his speech to Mr. Krabs. However, Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob a liability. As they prepare to leave for the court hearing, Bottomfeeder slips and falls, breaking his back. He gives SpongeBob his briefcase, saying, "The one thing you need to win this case is inside that case except for a suit." SpongeBob takes Bottomfeeder's suit and arrives late to the hearing, then dubs himself "SpongeBob LawyerPants."
When the first witness takes the stand, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs realize that Bottomfeeder did not give him the lock combination for the suitcase. The case goes horribly wrong for Mr. Krabs, who is also trying to open the case along with SpongeBob. When Krabs says he is going to give up, SpongeBob gives a short sermon about going on. When he finishes, he hits the case lightly and it opens. They peer inside, only to find a Krabby Patty. Knowing how they can win the lawsuit, SpongeBob calls Plankton to the stand and subdues him with the Krabby Patty, eventually getting him to confess. Plankton then tries to steal the Krabby Patty, but quickly stopped. Even so, the jury goes into deliberation and finds Mr. Krabs "Not guilty (but still very cheap)." SpongeBob then gives Mr. Krabs a homemade "wet-floor" sign, riddled with nails and shoddy paint. Mr. Krabs accepts the gift, because it is free.
[[Image:Krabsgegen1.jpg|thumb|right|Mr. Krabs pleading with Plankton not to sue]]

==Cultural References==
*When Plankton and Mr. Krabs enter the courtroom, The People’s Court theme can be heard.

== Trivia ==
*In this episode, Squidward claims he has not had a day off in 3 years. This contradicts other episodes which shows the [[Krusty Krab]]. According to SpongeBob, the Krusty Krabs is closed on Sunday.
*This episode is a spoof of the show "Law and Order".
*When the title screen shown the music that starts to play is the theme song from the TV show Perry Mason.
*SpongeBob was usually the one that hurt Plankton, not Mr. Krabs.
*When SpongeBob asks Plankton in court what he was doing in the Krusty Krab, Plankton responds with, "To, you know, say hello to my once good friend Mr. Krabs. Why?" This may well be a reference to the future episode Friend or Foe. It may be that no one reacted to this because he or she thought he was lying.
*This episode's second title is Krabs vs. Patty, which means Mr. Krabs must win the battle against [[Krabby Patty]], not Plankton.

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Songs

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This is a list of songs featured in the series.

=== List of all Songs ===

{| border="1"
|- bgcolor="#AADEAD"
!Song
!Interpret(es)
!Episode
|-
|[[4-Ply]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Whale of a Birthday]]
|-
|[[A Friend is a Friend]]
|Unknown artist
|[[Wormy]]
|-
|[[A Poem]]
|[[Patrick Star]]
|[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]
|-
|[[A Stove is a Stove]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]
|-
|[[All This Money]]
|[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Back in Encino]]
|[[Patchy the Pirate]] and unknown singer
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Bikini Bottom National Anthem]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Plankton]]
|[[Imitation Krabs]]
|-
|[[Birthday Song for Squidward]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Opposite Day]]
|-
|[[ChaChing]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Selling Out]]
|-
|[[Dead Eye]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]] Ancestors in [[Dead Eye Gulch]]
|[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]
|-
|[[Doing the Sponge]]
|Unknown Interpert
|[[The Chaperone]]
|-
|[[Down The Well]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Wishing You Well]]
|-
|[[Employee of The Month]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|Bonus Track From the Movie Soundtrack The Best Day Ever Album
|-
|[[F.U.N. (Song)|F.U.N.]] [[For he's a Jolly Good Rookie]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Plankton]] [[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[F.U.N.]]
|-
|[[Fancy Livin']]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Chocolate With Nuts]]
|-
|[[Gary come Home!]]
|Unknown Interpret (Schallplatte)
|[[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
|-
|[[Goodbye Atlantis]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and Friends
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Goofy Goober Rock]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[He's Flying]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman]]
|Unknown singer
|[[Squid on Strike]]
|-
|[[Hey All You People]]
|[[Fred]]
|[[Jellyfish Hunter]]
|-
|[[Idiot Friends]]
|[[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]]
|[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]
|-
|[[I Love Krabby Patties]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Miss Priss]]
|[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
|-
|[[I Will Try]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[I wish, I Could Fly]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[I Wrote This]]
|[[Ned and the Needlefish|Band from Bigshot Records]]
|[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]
|-
|[[If I Could Talk To Money]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Money Talks]]
|-
|[[Indoors]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[I Had an Accident|I Had An Accident]]
|-
|[[It's all about you|It's All About You]]
|[[Boys Who Cry]]
|[[Whale of a Birthday]]
|-
|[[Laundry Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[New Digs]]
|-
|[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight]]
|[[Tiny Tim]]
|[[Help Wanted]]
|-
|[[Loop dee Loop!]]
|[[Ween]]
|[[Your Shoe's Untied]]
|-
|[[Magic Is Missing]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Wishing You Well]]
|-
|[[Now That We're Men]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] and the Monsters
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Oh Baby]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[To Love a Patty]]
|-
|[[Our Favorite Things]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Mr. Krabs]], [[Squidward]], [[Sandy]], and [[Patrick]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Patrick's ABC Song]]
|[[Patrick]]
|[[I'm with Stupid]]
|-
|[[Pearl’s my Daughter]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Squeaky Boots]]
|-
|[[Pick up a Pencil]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Ripped Pants]]
|[[Beach Band]]
|[[Ripped Pants]]
|-
|[[Santa's Coming Tonight]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[So Long Bikini Bottom]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Chimps Ahoy]]
|-
|[[So Many Weapons]]
|[[Plankton]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[SpongeBob is Leaving!]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]
|-
|[[SpongeBob ScaredyPants]]
|The Ghastly Ones
|[[Scaredy Pants]]
|-
|[[Striped Sweater]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[As Seen on TV]]
|-
|[[Squidly's Songs]]
|[[Squidly]]
|[[Dunces and Dragons]]
|-
|[[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
|-
|[[Sweet Victory]]
|[[Bikini Bottom Super Band]] bzw. [[David Glen Eisley]]
|[[Band Geeks]]
|-
|[[Texas (Song)|Texas]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Texas]]
|-
|[[The Best Day Ever]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and [[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]
|-
|[[The Campfire Song Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]]
|[[The Camping Episode (Episode)|The Camping Episode]]
|-
|[[The Germ Warrior]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[The Goofy Goober Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] and [[Goofy Goober]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[The Krusty Krab Pizza!]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Squidward]]
|[[Pizza Delivery]]
|-
|[[The Spaghetti Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Plankton]]
|[[Imitation Krabs]]
|-
|[[The Very First Christmas to Me]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
|[[Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[Together]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and Convicts
|[[The Inmates of Summer]]
|-
|[[Theme Song]]
|[[Painty]] and Children
|[[Episodes|(All Episodes]]
|-
|[[Christmas Theme Song]]
|[[Painty]] and Choir
|[[Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[Under My Rock]]
|[[Patrick]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Underwater Sun]]
|[[The Birdbrains]]
|[[Party Pooper Pants]]
|-
|[[Welcome to our Club!]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Club SpongeBob]]
|-
|[[When Worlds Collide]]
|Caveman and Potty's Robot
|[[Ugh!|SpongeBob B.C.]]
|-
|[[Where's Gary]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Gary]]
|Can be heard at the end of episode [[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
|-
|[[Yo Ho]]
|[[Patchy the Pirate]]
|[[Party Pooper Pants]]
|-
|[[You're Old]]
|Unknown Singer
|[[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
|-
|}

== Instrumental==

* Ending Melody

* [[Squidward]]' Big-Ben-Watch ([[The Lost Mattress]])

* Electric Zoo (Bibububa) ([[Krab Borg]])

* Christmas Ending Melody (We wish your a Merry Christmas) ([[Christmas Who?]])

* Prehistory Ending Melody

* Halloween Ending Melody ([[SpongeBob ScaredyPants]])

* Poop Ending Melody

* Wildwest Ending Melody

* Remembering Spongebob

* Jellyfish Jam

* Music in "[[Jellyfish Jam]]"

* Scratchin'-Music in "[[New Leaf]]"

* [[Mr. Krabs]]' Rap in "Nickelodeon Holiday Party"

* music parade in [[Something Smells]]

* Circus Music in [[Bubblestand]]

* [[SpongeBob]]'s whistling pores in [[SpongeHenge]]

==External links==
'''Download-Songs/Instrumental'''
*[http://bikinibottom.de/page/?p=downloadsandaction=show_musicandmode= BikiniBottom]
*[http://www.krossekrabbe.com Krosse-Krabbe-Page]
*[http://sponge-info.de/episoden.php?view=m Spongebob Schwammkopf Infopoint]

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Clams (Episode)

2008-06-03T18:43:47Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;"
!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Clams!.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | Clams
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 53b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 20.9.2002
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[New Student Starfish]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Ugh!]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Clams"''' is an episode from Season 3

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]] [[Image:On The S.S Cheapscape.JPG|thumb|right|Clam, taking the [[Mr. Krabs' 1 millionth dollar|dollar]]!]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Clamu]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*The Lagoon (Not [[Goo Lagoon]])
*[[S.S Cheapskate]]
===Songs===
The Jaws theme

==Plot==
Scooter visits the Krusty Krab and is curious of what he will be able to eat there. Squidward tells him that he hates everything on the menu. SpongeBob encourages him to try [[Coral Bits]], and Scooter decides to choose it. He pulls out a dollar, and then Mr. Krabs goes really crazy and throws balloons and party-like behavior at the Krusty Krab. Soon, Mr. Krabs kicks everyone and Scooter out of the Krusty Krab. Then, he tells SpongeBob and Squidward that he will take them on a trip.

Squidward believes it is Bikini Bottom Folk Village, Fancy Springs, and Pamper Island. Soon, they realize they are going [[Clam Fishing]]. Squidward just wants to read his magazine. SpongeBob, however, is happily absent-mindedly grabbing things with his fishing hook to go Clam Fishing. First, it is Squidward's chair and magazine. Then he pulls the flag, Rescue Boat Inner Tube, and finally [[Mr. Krabs' 1 millionth dollar]]. Mr. Krabs begs SpongeBob to real the dollar back before the Clam comes.

The Giant Clam comes by and swallows Mr. Krabs' dollar. Mr. Krabs is now extremely sad, and cries like a baby. He sucks his tears, blubbers, and his eyes are faucets, until Squidward and SpongeBob decide to help Mr. Krabs get his dollar back. Mr. Krabs then says: "This is where Clam Fishing gets serious!" and they look out for three whole days without anything to eat. SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs grow beards, get sunburned, have darker color, get old faster, and Gary eats the sofa because he hasn't eaten anything in 3 days.

Soon, Squidward decides to give Mr. Krabs a dollar, and soon the three are happy again, until Mr. Krabs now realizes that the dollar is covered with a Coral Blue #3 Semi-Color Lipstick. Mr. Krabs continues crying, and uses SpongeBob and Squidward as bait using a ''Jaws'' like music. The Giant Clam appears, and then Mr. Krabs closes the music, and jumps onto the mouth of the Giant Clam. The Music Orchestra doors reopen again, entrapping Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob and Squidward cry because SpongeBob wishes he was taken, and Squidward cries because he is tied to SpongeBob and wishes it was SpongeBob who was taken away. Then Mr. Krabs shows up and tells them he made a deal by selling parts of his body to get the dollar back.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*At the very beginning of this episode the anchor on Squidward's hat is red. But later on it is dark blue.
*After SpongeBob hooks Squidward’s nose and casts it off, a couple scenes later it is back.
*When Mr. Krabs lands next to Squidward after the alarm goes off, you hear him laughing but his mouth is not moving.
*The title is a reference to Jaws.
*This episode has a parody in the 1993 Japanese film Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2.
*This is the first episode in which Mr. Krabs is revealed to enjoy Clam Fishing.
*Mr. Krabs was so cheap the ship they were riding on was S.S. Cheapstake.
*When Mr. Krabs nailed the last sandwich to the mast it is a reference to when Captain Ahab nailed a Spanish gold coin to the mast in the famous book "Moby Dick".

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Clams]]

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Squilliam Returns (Episode)

2008-06-03T18:42:27Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:PDVD 83343.jpg|299px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | Squilliam Returns
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 48b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 15.3.2002
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[No Weenies Allowed]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Krab Borg]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Squilliam Returns"''' is an episode from Season 3

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image: Schnöselkrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|The 'NEW' [[Krusty Krab]]]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*Squilliams friends
*[[Patrick]]
*The Appetizer

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Outside the Krusty Krab
*[[The 'NEW' Krusty Krab]]
==Plot==
The episode stats out with [[Squidward]] counting the seconds to get to his lunch break. The time is up and he tells [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[SpongeBob]] that there will be a day when he will make something with life but it is followed up by Mr. Krabs telling him that it is only a break.

When Squidward is outside, he sees [[Squilliam Fancyson]] (also seen in [[Band Geeks]]) walking to the [[Krusty Krab]], bragging about what he has. Squilliam sees Squidward and they talk Squilliam mocks Squidward like saying that he has done everything that Squidward has wanted to do... Eventually Squidward gets angry and says he is in the Food Service and owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam decides to come to the restaurant and Squidward is extremely worried.

Back inside Mr. Krabs office in the Krusty Krab, Squidward is pleading to own the Krusty Krab for one night because he is worried. Mr. Krabs plays on [[The World's Smallest Violin]] because he is pretending to actually care. But Squidward tells him that Squilliam is coming tonight. Mr. Krabs happily accepts. Outside Mr. Krabs office, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are lined up and Squidward is telling them what to do until [[Patrick]] comes in the line. So Patrick ends up taking hats in a 'Weenie Manor'. So far So Good until he goes and sees Patrick trying to get hats from a hanger and big green explosion coming from the kitchen. It was Mr. Krabs poorly prepared food. There was peas with the lid on and a completely warped and mashed up piece of food with 'Fly Wings'.

Back outside the Kitchen, Squidward walks to SpongeBob and asks him for help but SpongeBob cannot remember any more things or his brain will burst. So Squidward tries to help him by making him relax and then 'empty his mind'. They show things inside SpongeBob's brain where the mini people are throwing things out. SpongeBob is senseless and does not move. Squidward follows up by approaching the outside by Squilliam and his mates are here. Squilliam was going to say that it was bad but the restaurant had completely changed into a five star restaurant and it was amazing. Squidward and Squilliam were shocked at it and SpongeBob was doing an excellent job. He got everyone into their seats, gave Squilliam massages, tips, food and lectures about it, king like seats and more. Squidward was amazed and he asked how he did it. He relied and said that all he knows was fine dining and breathing. Squidward went to rub it in and Squilliam admitted to Squidward that he was impressed but he was amazed by SpongeBob's waiter talent. Squilliam asked for his name but SpongeBob could not remember and everything turned into a disaster and the restaurant was destroyed...

Squidward then admitted that it was not his restaurant and Squilliam confessed that he was a cashier too, He was lying and then he left, followed by SpongeBob saying that he had a headache...Mr. Krabs played a song on [[The World's Smallest Violin]].''

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Mr. Krabs was a former head chef on the SS. Diarrhea and scrubbed he used the bathrooms of the SS. Gourmet.
*This is [[Squilliam Fancyson]]'s second appearance in the series.
*When Mr. Krabs plays the violin after Squilliam lies to Squidward that he is a cashier, Mr. Krabs' eyes are white instead of light yellow.
*You can guess why Squidward told SpongeBob to not empty his mind about breathing.
*When Squidward a conversation with SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, then later Patrick. He was talking to the three of them and they were side by side. Later, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are side by side and farther from Patrick.
*The violin grew through-out the whole episode.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Squilliam Returns]]

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Squilliam Returns (Episode)

2008-06-03T18:42:01Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | Squilliam Returns
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 48b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 15.3.2002
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[No Weenies Allowed]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Krab Borg]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Squilliam Returns"''' is an episode from Season 3

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image: Schnöselkrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|The 'NEW' [[Krusty Krab]]]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*Squilliams friends
*[[Patrick]]
*The Appetizer

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Outside the Krusty Krab
*[[The 'NEW' Krusty Krab]]
==Plot==
The episode stats out with [[Squidward]] counting the seconds to get to his lunch break. The time is up and he tells [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[SpongeBob]] that there will be a day when he will make something with life but it is followed up by Mr. Krabs telling him that it is only a break.

When Squidward is outside, he sees [[Squilliam Fancyson]] (also seen in [[Band Geeks]]) walking to the [[Krusty Krab]], bragging about what he has. Squilliam sees Squidward and they talk Squilliam mocks Squidward like saying that he has done everything that Squidward has wanted to do... Eventually Squidward gets angry and says he is in the Food Service and owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam decides to come to the restaurant and Squidward is extremely worried.

Back inside Mr. Krabs office in the Krusty Krab, Squidward is pleading to own the Krusty Krab for one night because he is worried. Mr. Krabs plays on [[The World's Smallest Violin]] because he is pretending to actually care. But Squidward tells him that Squilliam is coming tonight. Mr. Krabs happily accepts. Outside Mr. Krabs office, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are lined up and Squidward is telling them what to do until [[Patrick]] comes in the line. So Patrick ends up taking hats in a 'Weenie Manor'. So far So Good until he goes and sees Patrick trying to get hats from a hanger and big green explosion coming from the kitchen. It was Mr. Krabs poorly prepared food. There was peas with the lid on and a completely warped and mashed up piece of food with 'Fly Wings'.

Back outside the Kitchen, Squidward walks to SpongeBob and asks him for help but SpongeBob cannot remember any more things or his brain will burst. So Squidward tries to help him by making him relax and then 'empty his mind'. They show things inside SpongeBob's brain where the mini people are throwing things out. SpongeBob is senseless and does not move. Squidward follows up by approaching the outside by Squilliam and his mates are here. Squilliam was going to say that it was bad but the restaurant had completely changed into a five star restaurant and it was amazing. Squidward and Squilliam were shocked at it and SpongeBob was doing an excellent job. He got everyone into their seats, gave Squilliam massages, tips, food and lectures about it, king like seats and more. Squidward was amazed and he asked how he did it. He relied and said that all he knows was fine dining and breathing. Squidward went to rub it in and Squilliam admitted to Squidward that he was impressed but he was amazed by SpongeBob's waiter talent. Squilliam asked for his name but SpongeBob could not remember and everything turned into a disaster and the restaurant was destroyed...

Squidward then admitted that it was not his restaurant and Squilliam confessed that he was a cashier too, He was lying and then he left, followed by SpongeBob saying that he had a headache...Mr. Krabs played a song on [[The Worlds Smallest Violin]].''

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Mr. Krabs was a former head chef on the SS. Diarrhea and scrubbed he used the bathrooms of the SS. Gourmet.
*This is [[Squilliam Fancyson]]'s second appearance in the series.
*When Mr. Krabs plays the violin after Squilliam lies to Squidward that he is a cashier, Mr. Krabs' eyes are white instead of light yellow.
*You can guess why Squidward told SpongeBob to not empty his mind about breathing.
*When Squidward a conversation with SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, then later Patrick. He was talking to the three of them and they were side by side. Later, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are side by side and farther from Patrick.
*The violin grew through-out the whole episode.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Squilliam Returns]]

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Squilliam Returns (Episode)

2008-06-03T18:35:35Z

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! colspan="2" | Squilliam Returns
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 48b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 15.3.2002
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[No Weenies Allowed]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Krab Borg]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Squilliam Returns"''' is an episode from Season 3

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image: Schnöselkrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|The 'NEW' [[Krusty Krab]]]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*Squilliams friends
*[[Patrick]]
*The Appetizer

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Outside the Krusty Krab

==Plot==
The episode stats out with [[Squidward]] counting the seconds to get to his lunch break. The time is up and he tells [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[SpongeBob]] that there will be a day when he will make something with life but it is followed up by Mr. Krabs telling him that it is only a break.

When Squidward is outside, he sees [[Squilliam Fancyson]] (also seen in [[Band Geeks]]) walking to the [[Krusty Krab]], bragging about what he has. Squilliam sees Squidward and they talk Squilliam mocks Squidward like saying that he has done everything that Squidward has wanted to do... Eventually Squidward gets angry and says he is in the Food Service and owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam decides to come to the restaurant and Squidward is extremely worried.

Back inside Mr. Krabs office in the Krusty Krab, Squidward is pleading to own the Krusty Krab for one night because he is worried. Mr. Krabs plays on [[The World's Smallest Violin]] because he is pretending to actually care. But Squidward tells him that Squilliam is coming tonight. Mr. Krabs happily accepts. Outside Mr. Krabs office, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are lined up and Squidward is telling them what to do until [[Patrick]] comes in the line. So Patrick ends up taking hats in a 'Weenie Manor'. So far So Good until he goes and sees Patrick trying to get hats from a hanger and big green explosion coming from the kitchen. It was Mr. Krabs poorly prepared food. There was peas with the lid on and a completely warped and mashed up piece of food with 'Fly Wings'.

Back outside the Kitchen, Squidward walks to SpongeBob and asks him for help but SpongeBob cannot remember any more things or his brain will burst. So Squidward tries to help him by making him relax and then 'empty his mind'. They show things inside SpongeBob's brain where the mini people are throwing things out. SpongeBob is senseless and does not move. Squidward follows up by approaching the outside by Squilliam and his mates are here. Squilliam was going to say that it was bad but the restaurant had completely changed into a five star restaurant and it was amazing. Squidward and Squilliam were shocked at it and SpongeBob was doing an excellent job. He got everyone into their seats, gave Squilliam massages, tips, food and lectures about it, king like seats and more. Squidward was amazed and he asked how he did it. He relied and said that all he knows was fine dining and breathing. Squidward went to rub it in and Squilliam admitted to Squidward that he was impressed but he was amazed by SpongeBob's waiter talent. Squilliam asked for his name but SpongeBob could not remember and everything turned into a disaster and the restaurant was destroyed...

Squidward then admitted that it was not his restaurant and Squilliam confessed that he was a cashier too, He was lying and then he left, followed by SpongeBob saying that he had a headache...Mr. Krabs played a song on the ''Worlds smallest Violin.''

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Mr. Krabs was a former head chef on the SS. Diarrhea and scrubbed he used the bathrooms of the SS. Gourmet.
*This is [[Squilliam Fancyson]]'s second appearance in the series.
*When Mr. Krabs plays the violin after Squilliam lies to Squidward that he is a cashier, Mr. Krabs' eyes are white instead of light yellow.
*You can guess why Squidward told SpongeBob to not empty his mind about breathing.
*When Squidward a conversation with SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, then later Patrick. He was talking to the three of them and they were side by side. Later, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are side by side and farther from Patrick.
*The violin grew through-out the whole episode.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Squilliam Returns]]

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SpongeBuck SquarePants

2008-06-03T18:08:26Z

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[[Image:WestBob.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBuck]]

'''SpongeBuck''' is an old Western hero that lived in Dead Eye Gulch. He is Spongebobs great great great great great grandfather. He sometimes hangs out at the Krusty Kantina. He rescued Dead Eye Gulch from being taken over by [[Dead Eye Plankton]]. He is best friends with [[Pecos Patrick]]. Both ancestors seem to have the characteristics of the present SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBuck only appears in the episode [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]].

===Looks/Interests===
SpongeBuck is a Sponge, and looks very similar to SpongeBob. The only major differences are that SpongeBuck has a bow-tie, a black top hat, and some other little knick knacks on his Square-Pants. SpongeBuck was fairly easy to please, and he loved to [[Spurskate]].

==Trivia/Goofs==
*His favorite foods are chili, ice cream, and 2% milk.

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SpongeBuck SquarePants

2008-06-03T18:07:53Z

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[[Image:WestBob.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBuck]]

'''SpongeBuck''' is an old Western hero that lived in Dead Eye Gulch. He is Spongebobs great great great great great grandfather. He sometimes hangs out at the Krusty Kantina. He rescued Dead Eye Gulch from being taken over by [[Dead Eye Plankton]]. He is best friends with [[Pecos Patrick]]. Both ancestors seem to have the characteristics of the present SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBuck only appears in the episode [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]].

===Looks/Interests===
SpongeBuck is a Sponge, and looks very similar to SpongeBob. The only major differences are that SpongeBuck has a bow-tie, a black top hat, and some other little knick knacks on his Square-Pants. SpongeBuck was fairly easy to please, and he loved to [[Spurskate]].

==Trivia/Goofs==
*His favorite foods are chili, ice cream, and 2% milk.

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{{PestWest}}
{{Sponges}}

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SpongeTron

2008-06-03T18:06:22Z

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[[Image:Spongetron.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeTron..]]
'''SpongeTron''' is the futuristic SpongeBob from the year 4017. His overall appearance is like [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He was seen in the episode: [[SB-129]]. When [[Squidward]] arrived in the future, he shortly met SpongeTron and [[Patron]] in the kitchen area of the [[Krusty Krab]]. SpongeTron was cloned 486 times and all of them is a different letter of the alphabet. In the year 4000, there is 486 different letters.

His best friend is [[Patron]] and they both love [[Jellyfish]]ing. SpongeTron has really 489 because you can see SpongeTron X, SpongeTron Y, and SpongeTron Z in SB-129 although one of the SpongeTron's disappeared and marked a cartoon goof. His first words after seeing [[Squidward]] were ''Holy Krabby Patties!'', probably meaning that Krabby Patties are still in the future but may look chrome. He makes a computer click sound to turn robotic. SpongeBob has 490 descendants!!!

===Looks===
SpongeTron is a robot that is related to [[SpongeBob]]. He has all of his holes, he is yellow, wears his Krusty Krab employee hat and wears his Square-Pants and ties and dresses. SpongeTron has all of the looks of SpongeBob but he does not walk. Instead his legs are jets that run on fire most of the time. However, SpongeBob walked to Squidward in SB-129 once.

===Quotes===
*''"I AM SPONGETRON! Welcome to the future!"'' 
*''"Oh yeah, that was the can opener."'' 
*''"Holy Krabby Patties!"'' 

==Trivia==
*SpongeTron is one of the only good-side and good system-like computer-like robots in the SpongeBob TV series.
*SpongeTron is most likely a cyborg. Because of his Spongy talk, he is also part Sponge.
*The quote "I AM SPONGETRON" is also a lyric in [[When Worlds Collide]]
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Wishing Well

2008-06-03T18:01:57Z

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[[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|The Wishing Well]]
The '''Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well''' was set up behind the [[Krusty Krab]]. Of course, this was only a scam by [[Mr. Krabs]] to get more money. [[SpongeBob]] was put into the well to collect the money. Later, SpongeBob and Patrick dug deeper to find the magic of the well. This granted wishes to [[Sandy]], [[Mrs. Puff]] and even [[Plankton]]. It was only seen in the episode: [[Wishing You Well]].

===Looks===
The well looks very similar to regular water well. It is made with stones all the way to the bottom of the well. It has a small roof made of hay and a rope that lets a wooden bucket down. Other than the stones, other bits are made of wood.

===List of Wishes===

'''Sandy:''' Sandy wished for a huge telescope, one that can see underwater! She got her wish the next day and said that there is a full moon tonight! 
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Mrs. Puff wished for a nice car, she wanted to be a hot rod mama! She also got her wish and drove past SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. 
'''Plankton:''' Plankton wished to be bigger, at least to bigger than his enemies to squash them for the vermin they are. His wish came true and he was massive the next day. 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wished he were a boiled baked crab with butter-smoothed skin. He almost got eaten! 
'''Patrick:''' Wished SpongeBob were here to see this! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Wished Squidward were with them together with Patrick. 
'''Squidward:''' Wished to be really far away. A bus going far away hits him. 

===When [[Patrick]] Falls in===
[[Patrick]] falls into the well, and digs for magic, and sings [[Magic Is Missing]] with [[SpongeBob]].
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Boat Smarts (Episode)

2008-06-03T17:53:20Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | Boat Smarts
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 84b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 23.07.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Spy Buddies]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Boat Smarts"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Cards Shown===
*Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff [[Image:PDVD 000.b.jpg|thumb|right|All ready Squidward!]]
*Tire pressure
*Buckling Up
*Adjusting Mirrors

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Other drivers

===Places===
*[[Boating School]]
*Downtown [[Bikini Bottom]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with a card displaying: Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff, then the narrator displays another card saying: [[C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O. T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T]] (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road and out Of Boats All Together) Then the tape goes to Mrs. Puff who is sitting on her desk introducing herself to the video. She discusses the good and bad drivers. Squidward is the one with Boat Smarts, but SpongeBob is the one without it.

'''''Tire pressure:''''' 
Mrs., Puff then shows the examples starting with a card displaying: Tire Pressure. It shows Squidward carefully pumping his tire slowly and making sure it gets to a perfect size. SpongeBob though mercilessly and it overloads and blows up and hits Squidward.

'''''Buckling Up:''''' 
After that, it shows another card saying: Buckling Up. This shows Squidward in a boat mobile holding the wheel. The camera zooms in closer and it shows Squidward with his seatbelt in the proper manner. He then starts driving until he sees a [[Bikini Bottom Traffic lights]] and he stops. Once Squidward stops, we see SpongeBob crazily speeding around a corner with no regard for safety and possibly with no seatbelt on. he hits Squidward who goes flying into a dangerous truck. He gets severely hurt.

'''''Adjusting Mirrors:''''' 
The next card displays: Adjusting Mirrors. it shows Squidward adjusting his mirrors before he begins to start the boat mobile. Squidward starts the boat and begins to drive. SpongeBob though he adjusts his mirror dangerously while driving with one leg. He hits many fish, although he does not know because he is focusing on the mirror. He then swerves in front of Squidward and Squidward yells at SpongeBob. SpongeBob adjusts the other mirror and hits Squidward with a beam of light and he is blinded until he puts on sunglasses. But Squidward sees a wall and crashes. It shows a crash dummy although instead of the head it shows Squidward's!

'''''Final:''''' 
Then you see Mrs. Puff in Squidward's boat mobile talking about paying attention to the surroundings. Squidward drives well. She explains how Squidward's eyes are locked on the road. Then SpongeBob swerving while eating a [[Krabby Patty]] and reading. He also shaves and is blinded by the white froth, thus making people crash. When some fish crashes SpongeBob says: "Hi there!" and turns around making even more people crash. Eventually there is a huge stockpile of cars and the owners are very angry. SpongeBob still speeds past, runs over a puddle and slides around saying: "Weeeeeee". SpongeBob then says hi to Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob's boat mobile slips on a mini pebble, strangely making his boat mobile act as a ramp in which Squidward's boat mobile travel over. They fly into the big stockpile of all the cars (The fish run away) and it makes a huge crash. Mrs. Puff blows up very fat and SpongeBob drives past saying: "Looks like you guys forgot your Boat Smarts!, he smiles and drives off, making dust and the low quality recorder stops with Mrs. Puff saying: "Never-mind".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second instructional video in the series. The first was [[Krusty Krab Training Video]].
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob shaving in a car.
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob eating a [[Krabby Patty]] while he is driving.
*This video shows, when you have boat smarts (Squidward) you will most likely to have bad luck, when you do not have boat smarts (SpongeBob) nothing bad happens to him.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts]]

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Boat Smarts (Episode)

2008-06-03T17:52:29Z

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! colspan="2" | Boat Smarts
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 84b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 23.07.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Spy Buddies]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Boat Smarts"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Cards Shown===
*Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff [[Image:PDVD 000.b.jpg|thumb|right|All ready Squidward!]]
*Tire pressure
*Buckling Up
*Adjusting Mirrors

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Other drivers

===Places===
*[[Boating School]]
*Downtown [[Bikini Bottom]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with a card displaying: Boat Smarts With Mrs. Puff, then the narrator displays another card saying: [[C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T]] (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road and out Of Boats All Together) Then the tape goes to Mrs. Puff who is sitting on her desk introducing herself to the video. She discusses the good and bad drivers. Squidward is the one with Boat Smarts, but SpongeBob is the one without it.

'''''Tire pressure:''''' 
Mrs., Puff then shows the examples starting with a card displaying: Tire Pressure. It shows Squidward carefully pumping his tire slowly and making sure it gets to a perfect size. SpongeBob though mercilessly and it overloads and blows up and hits Squidward.

'''''Buckling Up:''''' 
After that, it shows another card saying: Buckling Up. This shows Squidward in a boat mobile holding the wheel. The camera zooms in closer and it shows Squidward with his seatbelt in the proper manner. He then starts driving until he sees a [[Bikini Bottom Traffic lights]] and he stops. Once Squidward stops, we see SpongeBob crazily speeding around a corner with no regard for safety and possibly with no seatbelt on. he hits Squidward who goes flying into a dangerous truck. He gets severely hurt.

'''''Adjusting Mirrors:''''' 
The next card displays: Adjusting Mirrors. it shows Squidward adjusting his mirrors before he begins to start the boat mobile. Squidward starts the boat and begins to drive. SpongeBob though he adjusts his mirror dangerously while driving with one leg. He hits many fish, although he does not know because he is focusing on the mirror. He then swerves in front of Squidward and Squidward yells at SpongeBob. SpongeBob adjusts the other mirror and hits Squidward with a beam of light and he is blinded until he puts on sunglasses. But Squidward sees a wall and crashes. It shows a crash dummy although instead of the head it shows Squidward's!

'''''Final:''''' 
Then you see Mrs. Puff in Squidward's boat mobile talking about paying attention to the surroundings. Squidward drives well. She explains how Squidward's eyes are locked on the road. Then SpongeBob swerving while eating a [[Krabby Patty]] and reading. He also shaves and is blinded by the white froth, thus making people crash. When some fish crashes SpongeBob says: "Hi there!" and turns around making even more people crash. Eventually there is a huge stockpile of cars and the owners are very angry. SpongeBob still speeds past, runs over a puddle and slides around saying: "Weeeeeee". SpongeBob then says hi to Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob's boat mobile slips on a mini pebble, strangely making his boat mobile act as a ramp in which Squidward's boat mobile travel over. They fly into the big stockpile of all the cars (The fish run away) and it makes a huge crash. Mrs. Puff blows up very fat and SpongeBob drives past saying: "Looks like you guys forgot your Boat Smarts!, he smiles and drives off, making dust and the low quality recorder stops with Mrs. Puff saying: "Never-mind".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second instructional video in the series. The first was [[Krusty Krab Training Video]].
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob shaving in a car.
*This is the first time we see SpongeBob eating a [[Krabby Patty]] while he is driving.
*This video shows, when you have boat smarts (Squidward) you will most likely to have bad luck, when you do not have boat smarts (SpongeBob) nothing bad happens to him.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts]]

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Bikini Bottom Police Force

2008-06-03T17:44:55Z

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[[Image:Police Officers.JPG|thumb|right|Bikini Bottom Police Officers]]
[[Image:SWAT Helicopter.JPG|thumb|right|A S.W.A.T. helicopter deploying some soldiers]]
[[Image:SWAT.jpg|thumb|right|The Bikini Bottom S.W.A.T. Team]]
[[Image:SWAT Logo.JPG|thumb|right|S.W.A.T. Team logo.]]
'''The Bikini Bottom Police''' are well organzied and has Police cars, trucks and planes to use. They have many officers and bases. There is no cars parked here and the only person there is un-uniformed [[Anchovy]] officer. Although a door behind him is locked and the sound of phones and 911 emergencies can be inside. Their first appearance is in [[Hall Monitor]], and didn't appear again until the episode: [[F.U.N.]]. They are seen in many, many other episodes.

===Enemies===
The Police have many enemies who threaten to put their menace into Bikini Bottom's innocence:

*'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' It's all Mrs. Puff's fault on boating exams! Also, they created the company [[C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O. T.R.A.O.O.A.B.A.T]]: Citizens of Bikini Bottom United to Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out of All Boats All Together

*'''Sheldon J. Plankton:''' Tries to steal the Krabby Patty formula to take over the entire world.Also BB's most hated creature.

*'''Patrick Star:''' Patrick was also the [[TattleTale Strangler]] #2, the first was the original.

*'''The TattleTale Strangler:''' The most vicious Tattletale Strangler who would mangle anyone. Got arrested because of his fear of SpongeBob.

*'''Mrs.Puff:''' Making Spongebob destroy the city occasionally several times.

*'''Mr.Krabs:''' An often frequent robber of Bikini Bottom. Also robbed the Oyster Zoo and the pearl.

*'''Squidward Tentacles:''' One of the most harshest and most hated creatures in Bikini Bottom.

===Other Departments===
'''S.W.A.T. Team:''' While the ordinary police department can't handle serious emergency situations, the S.W.A.T. team is available for such emergencies. The S.W.A.T. team is seen assisting Animal Control and Hazardous Materials teams. S.W.A.T. team is equipped with soldiers armed with harpoons, other soldiers are armed with batons and riot shields. The vehicles used by S.W.A.T. team are military helicopters armed with a small metal battering ram and military buses for transport dozens of soldiers. They're also experimenting about [[The Ick]]. They also appeared in the episode: [[The Thing]] after the Animal Control went through a frenzy of catching [[Smelly]] the thing.

'''Squidville:''' Not much is know about Squidvilles Police Department besides showing two guards at the front gate who were knocked out by fried oyster skins. But a other officer was sent out to stop the crazed Squidward in the episode Squidville.

==Trivia==
*They're not bodyguards.
*They enjoy making fun of [[Patrick]]
*Their only weakness to be sure is fried oyster skins.

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Wishing You Well (Episode)

2008-06-02T21:39:35Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:Wishing You Well.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Wishing You Well
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 72b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 2.6.2006
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|Previous Episode: || [[All that Glitters]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[New Leaf]]

|}

'''"Wishing You Well"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]] [[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick and The Wishing Well]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Plankton]]
*The person who eats Mr. Krabs
*Other Bikini Bottomites

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
*[[Down The Well]]
*[[Magic Is Missing]]

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs saw people throwing precious money away. Mr. Krabs ask them about it. Mr. Krabs then decided to make his own well which is “[[The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well]]" and start to earn money with it. Mr. Krabs asked SpongeBob and Squidward to dig a whole and make a well. After they made the well, SpongeBob obtains a promotion in which he has to stay in the bottom of the well all day and night to collect coins that may fall into the well. Several people had made a wish. When Patrick comes to the well, SpongeBob hears him and tries to call him. This makes Patrick think the well is a magic, talking trash can, and says his wish is for SpongeBob to be here to see the magic trash can with him. When Patrick tries to throw his coin into the well he falls inside and sees SpongeBob was already there and he keeps the coin. After a few hours Mr. Krabs came along and ask SpongeBob how much he got that day. SpongeBob then asked Mr. Krabs if their wishes had come true yet. Mr. Krabs said if they dug deep enough all their wishes will come true. The two then attempt to find magic, thinking SpongeBob did not dig far enough before. When SpongeBob digs deeper, he finds a glowing crack on the ground and claims he found the magic. Squidward later comes to the well to tell them how good it feels that they are not able to annoy him. He ends up falling into the well because SpongeBob wished he could see the magic. Inside the well Squidward and Patrick started to fight and were revealed that Squidward was claustrophobic. Squidward was stuck with them all night long. The very next day when they are all out of the well, Squidward wished that he was very far away from there and he got hit by a bus and has gone off very far away. All of Bikini Bottom's wishes seemed to have come true. Mr. Krabs still does not believe in magic so he tries to prove it to SpongeBob that magic does not exist. He then wished up a risky wish, but then finds himself in big trouble. His wish was to be ''steamed and served with a side of melted butter''. The wish had come true, and Mr. Krabs then now believes in magic.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Squidward is claustrophobic. However, he had no difficulty staying inside a box in episode [[Idiot Box]]
* The wishing well was just built, but there are moss already growing in it.
* When Squidward looks down the well while SpongeBob and Patrick are there, his sleeves are missing.
* This episode made the 2nd Hot Spot on the Best Day Ever Marathon.
* Mr. Krabs and Patrick have never heard of a wishing well.
* Patrick thinks that ''claustrophobia'' is the fear of Santa Claus.
*The song Magic is Missing, SpongeBob and Patrick tried to dig deeper down the well and it looks bigger but at the end of the song it looks smaller.

==Transcript==
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[[Image:Krosse Krabbe.JPG|thumb|left|The Krusty Krab]]
The '''Krusty Krab''' is a restaurant in the city of [[Bikini Bottom]] in the animated television series ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. It is owned by [[Eugene H. Krabs]]. The restaurant's name is a parody of the fictional restaurant called the
Krusty Burger(owned by Krusty the Clown) from the animated 1989 TV Series The Simpsons.

The Krusty Krab usually has two employees: [[SpongeBob]], the restaurant's fry cook, and [[Squidward]], the restaurant's cashier. Both employees have difficulties with working together: Squidward hates SpongeBob, and SpongeBob in turn exacerbates the situation by remaining completely naive toward Squidward's spiteful attitude. The restaurant's menu consists of the usual fast-food products, with its specialty being Krabby Patties, similar to hamburgers in appearance. Plankton, the owner of the Krusty Krab's rival restaurant, The [[Chum Bucket]] is always trying to find out the mystery ingredients of the Krabby Patty.

== Company History ==
The Krusty Krab is known for being established to sell the [[Krabby Patty]] burger. The Krabby Patty was invented by King Krabs, an ancestor of restaurant-founder Eugene H. Krabs as mentioned in the episode, "[[Dunces and Dragons]]". The recipe was kept secret for over 800 years.

After the war, Eugene H. Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. He inherited his family's secret recipe for the Krabby Patty. Krabs was also a financial wizard, which made his business successful. The building is known to have been converted from a retirement home known as the "Rusty Krab." Krabs merely painted a "K" in front of the word "Rusty," thus leading to the name "Krusty Krab". As mentioned in the episode, "[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]" In 1959, the Chum Famine occurred, which caused Krabs to give breaks to his employees as mentioned in the episode, "[[Hooky]]".

The Krusty Krab was almost run out of business from a minor competitor known as the Shell Shack, and once from SpongeBob's short-lived Pretty Patties stand. It also faces continual problems from its main competitor, the [[Chum Bucket]] and its owner, [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]].

[[Stephen Hillenburg]]'s original name for the Krusty Krab was the "Crusty Crab," but he thought the K's were funnier.
[[Image:Salad Bar.JPG|thumb|right|The ''Free'' Salad Bar]]
Today, the Krusty Krab uses the latest achievements in fast food technology. Modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab. As mentioned in the episode, "[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]" Some examples of this technology are as follows:

* Spatula: An advanced patty-control mechanism.
* Cash register: An automated money-handling system
* Ice Cubes: Imported high quality temperature devices.
* Straws: Prototype liquid transfer machines.
* Ketchup packets: State of the art condiment dispersal units.
== Changes ==
In the episode "[[Bossy Boots]]," Mr. Krabs hires Pearl to help the Krusty Krab while she is on summer break. With the help of SpongeBob, she changed the Krusty Krab into [[The Kuddly Krab]]. It is a Teen Hangout restaurant, which sold only tea and salad. The floor was made of carpet, and there were stuffed animals and other kuddly knickknacks as decorations. The business failed because Pearl wanted to be fired, as she felt that it cut too much into her social life. SpongeBob took all the decorations home for one year's salary and the Krusty Krab went back to normal.

In the episode "[[Squilliam Returns]]," Mr. Krabs lets Squidward temporarily transform the Krusty Krab into a fancy 5-Star restaurant. It was created so that Squidward could impress his highly successful unibrowed rival, Squilliam Fancyson. This plan failed due to SpongeBob's loss of memory and subsequent temporary insanity, which caused him to tear up the restaurant.

In the episode "[[Selling Out]]," Mr. Krabs was offered a large sum of money to sell the Krusty Krab. He accepted the deal and retired. The new management, the Blandy Franchising Company transformed the Krusty Krab into the [[Krabby O Mondays]]. It was a diner that generated Krabby Patties by machine. However, the secret ingredient was grey sludge. When Mr. Krabs took a job here as a result of retirement-boredom, he found this secret and eventually the diner was destroyed. Then Blandy sold it back to Mr. Krabs for full price.

In the episode "[[Krusty Towers]]," Mr. Krabs transformed the restaurant into a hotel in order to gain more profits. He created the Krusty Towers, which was a 17-story hotel that included an outdoor swimming pool, an indoor swimming pool, a lobby, guest elevator, and an employee elevator (actually a staircase.) The Hotel was later destroyed when [[Patrick Star]] dived into a swimming pool (it was actually an oversized bathtub) and the swimming pool cracked and got destroyed, and the entire tower got destroyed, with the exception of the top floor (the actual Krusty Krab)

In the episode "[[Driven to Tears]]," Mr. Krabs added a drive thru to the restaurant because there were a lot of people "on the go" those days. However, the drive thru is not seen in later episodes.

In the episode "[[Krabs a la Mode]]", the restaurant is converted into an indoor ice rink, and later a swimming pool, all the while keeping its restaurant status. Plankton turned the thermostat down to bug Mr. Krabs, but success came soon after when the people went skating on frozen patties.

In the episode "Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob", Mr. Krabs makes the Krusty Krab Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy themed. The restaurant then included a ball pit and had krabby kids meals with a Mermaid Man figure and a Barnacle Boy eraser. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy also visited, but Plankton made Mermaid Man say he preferred the Chum Bucket over the Krusty Krab in front of the whole restaurant.

In the episode, "[[The Krusty Sponge]]," Mr. Krabs, after receiving a review via the television from [[Gene Scallop]], added more sponginess to the Krusty Krab and renamed it the [[Krusty Sponge]]. He added a train around it. However, the soiled yellow "Spongy Patties" caused Mr. Krabs to be arrested. However, he made a deal with [[Judge Horace A. Whopper]], which was to have Squidward give him train rides on the train.

== Features ==
Like the other buildings in [[Bikini Bottom]], the Krusty Krab does not have a constant floor plan. In most episodes, the Krusty Krab's floor plan consists of the main eating area (front part of building), Mr. Krabs' office (back left of building), bathrooms (back right of building) and the kitchen (back center of building). The kitchen features a back door which leads to the dumpster, a walk-in freezer, and a door leading to Mr. Krabs' office. Next to the restroom there is a storage closet, as seen in [[Imitation Krabs]]. In addition, the Krusty Krab has a two-story ceiling. The kitchen, restrooms, and Mr. Krabs' office are all one-story. On top of these three rooms is a storage area, as seen in most episodes. Also, in one episode it was shown that there is a Patty Vault and a Krabby Patty burning furnace in the kitchen which contains a supply of pre-made Krabby Patties. There is also a vat full of tartar sauce in the kitchen in "[[Imitation Krabs]]."

In [[SB-129]], the future Krusty Krab has a similar, yet somewhat different layout. The walk-in freezer is still the same, but there is a door to the right of it, which could be the back door. There is a hallway with a can-opener and a time machine, which is behind the far right door. Another door leads to the main eatery area, although it was never shown.

The building's design is based on a New England lobster trap. There is a [[LEGO SpongeBob SquarePants]] set based on the Krusty Krab.

In the front, the Krusty Krab has a parking area, even though cars are usually not seen in it, as well as 5 flags on the roof of the Krusty Krab. These flags spell out R, I, (non-existent flag), U, K. In the back of the Krusty Krab, a dumpster is seen in most episodes. (One episode featured the dumpster across the street.)
== Business hours ==
The Krusty Krab is usually open from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on Monday through Saturday, excepting Tuesdays, on which it stays open until 8:00 p.m. On Sundays, the Krusty Krab is usually closed, although in "[[Squid's Day Off]]" it was open on Sunday, but SpongeBob and Squidward forgot to change the "CLOSED" sign to "OPEN". The restaurant was once open for 24 hours a day for at least 43 days, as a result of [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton's]] plan to keep the [[Chum Bucket]] open 23 hours a day. It is uncertain how long the streak lasted after the 43 days because Mr. Krabs was too tired to remember. After SpongeBob had a mental breakdown due to exhaustion, and Plankton's plan was thwarted, the Krusty Krab was open for 23 hours a day. It's assumed that the Krusty Krab returned to its usual hours, since later episodes show the employees closing at 6:00 p.m.

In "[[New Digs]]", a rule is shown that all employees must arrive on the premises and be punched in by 9:00 a.m.

As shown in the episode "[[Graveyard Shift]]," the Krusty Krab was opened for night shifts for at least one night, because of a comment from a customer to Mr. Krabs saying that he would pay money for a Krabby Patty at night.

In [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]], SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward were open for 43 days straight as a plan to scare SpongeBob.
== Advertising and marketing ==
There are various ways Mr. Krabs uses to advertise the Krusty Krab. The Company's slogan is ''"Come spend your money here."''

Besides having a large sign nearby the building to advertise to road travelers, the Krusty Krab is featured on billboards throughout Sand Mountain.

Mr. Krabs once filmed a television commercial in order to gain customers. [[Squidward]] was the director at first, but then Mr. Krabs directed it to save money since Squidward was too expensive. Mr. Krabs got a primetime special to run the 90-second commercial, at 3:28 AM. The commercial featured Pearl (playing Amy) and Squidward (in a wig, playing Jennifer) as teenagers getting their first [[Krabby Patty]] served by [[Mr. Krabs]]. It only showed SpongeBob's pants by the grill and forehead inside the kitchen window. Even from this, he was excited to be in the commercial. ''See episode: "[[As Seen on TV]]".''

Mr. Krabs always tries to find ways to get more customers, by trying to have an addition to the Krusty Krab. His additions are usually cheap and junky. One example is [[Krabby Land Park]], where kids can have fun. It had a slide (which broke down), hose land (hoses over a stick), and other junky playground equipment. He built it so that kids would come and buy Krabby Patties since they were hanging out at the new playground instead. Another occasion is when he built a [[Wishing Well, in order for customers to just "give up their money for a wish." But SpongeBob and Patrick "found the magic" and everyone's wishes came true. In the episode short "The Endless Summer," Mr. Krabs attempts to pollute the environment in order for the temperature to rise, thereby having an endless summer. He did this so he could charge people to use the "Krusty Pool." In the episode "[[Driven to Tears]]," Mr. Krabs transforms the Krusty Krab into a drive-through since Patrick had a new boat mobile (similar to a car.)

Another way Mr. Krabs tries to attract customers is to hold social events in the Krusty Krab. In "[[Culture Shock]]," Mr. Krabs held "The [[Squidward Tentacles]] Talent Show" and in [[Squirrel Jokes]], Mr. Krabs held a comedy show called [[The Comedy Krab]].

== Product ==
[[Image:Kptty.jpg|thumb|left|The Krabby Patty]]The food served at the Krusty Krab consists of its specialty, the world-famous [[Krabby Patty]] burgers, as well as a host of other meals off the Galley Grub, with food ranging from Kelp Fries to Coral Bits to Dr. Kelp (derived from the Dr Pepper soft drink) and more, including Silly Meals. This is enough evidence that the menu is similar to that of Checkers Drive-In, McDonald's or Burger King/Hungry Jack's. They have also sold pizzas ("Pizza Delivery") and a once-free salad bar (now $1) at times. The Krusty Krab menu is always featured differently in different episodes.
=== Galley Grub ===
[[Image:KKTrainingVideoMenu2.JPG|thumb|left|The Galley Grub in [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] and Pickles]][[Image:KKMenuMMABBV.JPG|thumb|left|The Galley Grub in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]][[Image:BBMenu.jpg|thumb|left|The Galley Grub in Bubble Buddy]]The Galley Grub is the menu of the Krusty Krab. The menu is shown differently at times. The menus contain meals, sides, and beverages. The [[Krabby Patty]] is present on every menu ever shown.

== Owner ==
The owner of the Krusty Krab has always been [[Eugene H. Krabs]]. However, ownership changed in "[[Patty Hype]]" when Mr. Krabs gave SpongeBob the restaurant temporarily. In "[[The Algae's Always Greener]]," although this was an act of changing time, if Plankton were successful, he would be owner of the Krusty Krab. Howard Blandy bought the Krusty Krab in "[[Selling Out]]" but he sold it back to Krabs at the end of the episode.
=== Full-time ===
There are two full time employees, [[SpongeBob]], who are mainly the fry cook, and [[Squidward Tentacles]] who is mainly the cashier.

Squidward Tentacles is the oldest known employee. He works full-time as the head cashier in most episodes. Squidward was the fry cook in "[[Bubble Buddy]]" during SpongeBob's day off, and in "[[Pickles]]" when SpongeBob lost his confidence. His on time percentage is twelve percent.

SpongeBob SquarePants is the third oldest known employee. He works full-time as the fry cook of the restaurant. SpongeBob has janitorial duties as well. SpongeBob was a temporary cashier when Squidward was put in charge of the Krusty Krab in "[[Squid's Day Off]]". He was hired by Squidward as a waiter in "[[Squilliam Returns]]". SpongeBob was the ''Parking Lot Litter Patrol'' in "[[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]]." He was also the bellhop of the Krusty Towers in "[[Krusty Towers]]". He was also the well money-retriever in "[[Wishing You Well]]". In addition, he was hired as manager of the Krusty Krab 2 in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]." His on time percentage is one hundred percent. He is Vice Assistant General Manager, in charge of certain things is revealed in "Stanley S. SquarePants."

=== Temporary ===
There are eleven temporary employees and one whose employment status is unknown. These jobs were available due to increase sales, a change in the actual type of business, and a strike.

* '''[[Patrick Star]]''' joined the "Krusty Krew" as a waiter in the episode "[[Big Pink Loser]]," quitting after the episode. He was hired at the Krusty Krab in the episode "[[Arrgh!]]," only to be immediately fired. In addition, he was hired by Squidward as a hat-taker in "[[Squilliam Returns]]" when Squidward took over the restaurant to impress Squilliam. In "[[Bummer Vacation]]," he took over for SpongeBob as fry cook, while he was on vacation. Also In [[That's No Lady]], while disguised as Patricia, Patrick was the waiter/waitress of the Krusty Krab. In "Banned in Bikini Bottom," Patrick worked as the bouncer to the secret Krusty Krab.
* '''[[Sandy Cheeks]]''' was recruited by Mr. Krabs as a Krabby Patty chopper for a brief period of time as seen in "[[Karate Choppers]]"
* '''[[Pearl Krabs]]''' was the idealist for the Krusty Krab in "[[Bossy Boots]]".
* '''[[Eugene H. Krabs]]''' was hired by Squidward as head cook in "[[Squilliam Returns]]," but was found to be a horrible chef, creating a monster appetizer that destroyed the Krusty Krab.
* '''[[King Neptune]]''' - After SpongeBob wins the Krabby Patty tournament in "[[Neptune's Spatula]]," King Neptune becomes SpongeBob's trainee.
* '''Three teenagers''' were given jobs after [[SpongeBob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] went on strike, leaving both their positions available.
* A '''teenaged fish''' asked for a job application in "[[Graveyard Shift]]".
* '''[[Jim]]''', also known as the Original Fry Cook In the episode "[[The Original Fry Cook]]" and probably retired in between the 1970s - 1990s.
* '''Clown''' worked with the Krusty crew during the filming of the commercial to relieve stress.
* '''Karen the Computer''' once worked at the Krusty Krab in a SpongeBob comic, because Plankton was treating her unfairly.
*'''Mr. Le Schnook''' came to the Krusty Krab during the exchange program in "Le Big Switch" and puts the Krusty Krab in bankruptcy, due to his demands for expensive fancy stuff.
*'''Stanley S. SquarePants''' - SpongeBob's cousin who took over for Squidward temporarily in "Stanley S. SquarePants."
*'''[[Gary]] the Snail''' - served as a waiter for the secret Krusty Krab in "Banned in Bikini Bottom."

== Employee Information ==

=== Payment ===
Throughout the entire series, the amount Mr. Krabs pays his employees varies. According to SpongeBob in [[Big Pink Loser]], when he started working Mr. Krabs charged him $100 an hour, but when Patrick began working he charged him $50 an hour. It is unclear whether SpongeBob and Squidward get different pay, but in many episodes it is almost clear how much they get paid. In "[[Squeaky Boots]]," SpongeBob's paycheck consists of an envelope of money. In "[[Dying for Pie]]," Squidward mentions that he gets paid at minimum wage. In "[[Bossy Boots]]," when Mr. Krabs attempts to get rid of all the stuff he bought for the Kuddly Krab, he sells them to SpongeBob for one years salary. This includes music, carpet, furniture, and stuffed animals. In "[[Skill Crane]]," Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob and Squidward their paychecks, which consists of an envelope of money for SpongeBob and a bag of quarters for Squidward. In "[[Bummer Vacation]]", Mr. Krabs holds up a quarter and SpongeBob says that is more than what he makes in a year. It is confirmed that payday is not on Monday. In Squid on Strike, SpongeBob's salary was to pay Mr. Krabs. At the end of [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]], SpongeBob said he worked all day for free. The amount that Mr. Krabs pays his employees seemingly decreases throughout the series. This could be a possible money value change in Bikini Bottom or Mr. Krabs becoming more cheap.

It is important to note that SpongeBob's claims in "[[Bummer Vacation]]" that he earns less than a quarter every year have been contradicted at least twice throughout the series. For example, in the episode "[[One Krab's Trash]]," SpongeBob is able to produce $5.68 in order to buy a soda drinking hat. Also, in "[[Skill Crane]]," on payday, Mr. Krabs produces a large bag of quarters for [[Squidward]], rather than just the one.

=== Inspection ===
Krusty Krab employees have surprise uniform inspections at any given time. The requirements to pass include: Must have nametag on, must be clean, and must be shaven. If an employee does not pass inspection, they have to wear a very stinky boot throughout the entire day.

=== Training ===
Employees follow a carefully organized code, which is known as "POOP:" '''P'''eople '''O'''rder '''O'''ur '''P'''atties. Employees are required to maintain personal hygiene. They must scrub their hands thoroughly. Get under their fingernails, scrub the knuckles, and have squeaky clean palms. In addition, shoes must be polished, face must be clear of any blemishes or boils, and hair must be neat and tidy. The work station of the employee must be tidy and free of droppings. They need to keep supplies clean and organized. Employees must be aware of an emergency situation. They must watch out for [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]. In the episode [[Krusty Krab Training Video]], SpongeBob runs around destroying everything in a panic while Plankton is about to get away.

== Customers ==
The Krusty Krab is the most successful restaurant in [[Bikini Bottom]]. It usually attracts customers (referred to as "Krustomers") from Bikini Bottom because it's cheap, has the good food, and Mr. Krabs is less cruel than his rival counterpart [[Sheldon J. Plankton]]. It is here where the customer always comes first and it is the customers who keep the restaurant afloat. In fact, there's even a POOP (People Order Our Patties) policy. When [[King Neptune]] accused and froze [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], the customers abandoned the restaurant and were lured into the Chum Bucket and then into evil, under the hands of [[Sheldon J. Plankton]]. There have also been times when the customers have abandoned the restaurant due to minor incidents. Regulars here include [[Patrick Star]], [[Sandy Cheeks]], [[Larry the Lobster]], [[Mrs. Puff]], Scooter the surfer, [[Fred]], [[Tom]], [[Mermaid Man]], [[Barnacle Boy]], and others.

== Additional Locations ==
The Krusty Krab had only one location until Mr. Krabs opened a second restaurant, the Krusty Krab 2, located next to the original. Mr. Krabs was inspired by money, as he has said in an interview with [[Perch Perkins]] of the [[Bikini Bottom News]]. Mr. Krabs held a grand opening ceremony regarding the opening of this new location. Episodes shown after the movie was released show [[The Krusty Krab 2]] is not there, since the movie takes place after the entire series.

== Competition ==
The [[Chum Bucket]], owned by [[Sheldon J. Plankton]], a competitor, is across the street. The Krusty Krab is far more successful than the Chum Bucket due primarily to the good food of the Krusty Krab, but also to the cruelty of [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] to other residents of [[Bikini Bottom]]. [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] has consistently tried to steal the "secret recipe" for the [[Krabby Patty]] so as to duplicate it and gain more customers, but he was always unsuccessful, until he gained control of the [[Krabby Patty]] secret formula (and the minds of Bikini Bottom's citizens) with his "Plan Z" in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''. The Shell Shack is mentioned by Tom and Fred in one episode, "[[Patty Hype]]," because it has atmosphere and a talking/singing dog. The Shell Shack is likely the Krusty Krab's main competition. also, the [[Pretty Patties]] store was quite popular and could be said as 'Short time Competition. A fancy restaurant called: [[Fancy!]] is featured in a few episodes, yet probably is not to much of a competition to the Krusty Krab because only rich people can afford to eat there, with prices ranging from $100 to $100,000. [[Howard Blandy]] Franchising probably have some restaurants throughout [[Bikini Bottom]]. In the episode [[Best Frenemies]], another restaurant competed with The Krusty Krab called ''[[KelpShake]]''. The KelpShake restaurants expanded all across Bikini Bottom but were promptly shut down when their KelpShake products turned out to be toxic.

== Destruction and abuse ==
The Krusty Krab has been destroyed extremely many times. Most times are Artificial Intelligence.

* '''[[Employee of the Month]]:''' SpongeBob and Squidward's excessively competitive battle for Employee of the Month leads to them making thousands of Krabby Patties, causing the Krusty Krab to become pressurized, like an aero plane cabin. Eventually, a massive decompression causes the restaurant to explode.
* '''[[Suds]]:''' SpongeBob's case of the suds leads to one massive sneeze near the Krusty Krab, which leaves the restaurant in pieces.
* '''[[Squid on Strike]]:''' SpongeBob takes Squidward's advice regarding trade union action too seriously, and "dismantles the establishment."
* '''[[Skill Crane]]:''' Squidward was not as skilled with a real crane as he expected.
* '''[[Selling Out]]:''' The computer screen that clogged the processed Krabby Patty machine made the restaurant explode.
* '''[[Krusty Towers]]:''' Patrick does a cannonball in the pool inside Squidward's hotel room and the Krusty Towers implodes pancake-style, leaving only the original Krusty Krab standing.
* '''[[Texas]]:''' When Sandy is pulling SpongeBob (and SpongeBob is trying to open the door to the Krusty Krab) the whole front of the Krusty Krab eventually gets pulled off.
*'''[[The Krusty Plate]]:''' SpongeBob puts forth immense effort to clean a smudge off of a dish, eventually resorting to a high-powered cleaning device that, at maximum power, explodes with the force of a hydrogen bomb, leaving the Krusty Krab in ruins. The dish was clean, but Mr. Krabs, who had come to the scene when he noticed what, was going on, angrily chases SpongeBob around what used to be the Krusty Krab.
*'''[[Spy Buddies]]:''' When Patrick is shot from the cannon in an attempt by Mr. Krabs to destroy Plankton's blimp (with SpongeBob still on it), which succeeds, the blimp catches on fire and crashes into the Krusty Krab, destroying it.
*'''[[Pat No Pay]]:''' Patrick destroys the Krusty Krab by jamming the Trash Compactor with Mr.Krabs' money bag.
*'''[[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick destroy the Krusty Krab while they fight against filth and clean.
* '''[[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]:''' An Alaskan bull worm crushes the entire town.
* '''[[Dying for Pie]]:''' SpongeBob trips on a rock and throws a pie (which is really a flavored bomb) at Squidward's face. The bomb is about as strong as an atomic bomb, and the entire town is destroyed.
* '''[[Wormy]]:''' As Bikini Bottom residents try to escape the "monster," the whole town is mistakenly destroyed by citizens that are attempting to escape Wormy.
* '''[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]:''' SpongeBob destroys the entire town with his crazy driving during his boating test.
* '''[[SpongeHenge]]:''' The wind blows the Krusty Krab down to the ground, and into the sand. Scene then cuts to 3,000 years later when the aliens discover the SpongeBob stones
=== Other Abuse ===
Along with getting destroyed, the Krusty Krab also takes a good amount of abuse in episodes.

* '''[[Help Wanted]]:''' The anchovies run rampant in the Krusty Krab and tear down the beams that support the edifice.
* '''[[Your Shoe's Untied]]:''' SpongeBob punches both his feet through the floorboards and drags them to the kitchen in order to avoid Patrick seeing him with his shoes untied.
* '''[[Dying for Pie]]:''' Mr. Krabs takes a piece of the aforementioned bomb pie (see above) and trips while on his way to get a glass of milk. The tiny piece destroys a wall in Mr. Krabs' office, injuring himself along with Squidward.
* '''[[Just One Bite]]:''' Squidward sneaks into the Krusty Krab late at night to eat Krabby Patties in the Patty Vault. On doing so, he sets off the restaurant's security system (which is a bucket of "water" dropping to the floor). Squidward scoffs at this until he realizes that the liquid is not water, but gasoline. Just then, a robotic hand holding a lit match comes out and drops the match, igniting Squidward and a section of the Krusty Krab. This immediately happens again when Squidward enters the kitchen. This scene was cut out from the episode for [[Just One Bite#Scene Removal|reasons unknown]]. Squidward also explodes inside the Patty Vault as a result of eating hundreds of Krabby Patties.
* '''[[Squilliam Returns]]:''' When SpongeBob cannot remember his name, his brain has fine dining overload and he goes crazy, tearing down the decorations in Squidward's "5-star restaurant" and leaving the Krusty Krab a mess.
* '''[[Culture Shock]]:''' When Pearl is doing her cheerleading routine, she jumps up and down, causing the Krusty Krab tables to go flying in the air.
* '''[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]:''' Plankton enters the Krusty Krab to steal the secret formula. SpongeBob reacts by running around, screaming, and knocking down every table.
* '''[[Krab Borg]]:''' The customers, in fear of the world being taken over by robots, run through the windows of the Krusty Krab, breaking them.
* '''[[Big Pink Loser]]:''' When Patrick celebrates his accomplishment of removing the lid from a jar, he spikes the jar into the kitchen floor (similar to the way a football player does following a touchdown), making a hole in the floorboards. Later, SpongeBob breaks several dishes when he slips on the wet floor. Since Patrick is copying SpongeBob in the episode, he also drops dishes.
* '''[[Squeaky Boots]]:''' Mr. Krabs goes to retrieve the boots from under the floorboard. In doing so, he violently lifts the entire Krusty Krab restaurant, finds the boots, and then lets the restaurant slam to the ground.
* '''[[SB-129]]:''' When Squidward wants to travel back in time, he uses the future Krusty Krab's time machine. When the time machine departs, a whole chunk of the Krusty Krab is used as the machine.
* '''[[Best Day Ever]]:''' The Krusty Krab is condemned due to a nematode infestation.
* '''[[Once Bitten]]:''' Everyone takes the tables and uses them as a barricade in order to shield themselves from the "zombies".
* '''[[Pranks a Lot]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick try to prank Mr. Krabs, messing up the table alignments, gluing the doors shut, replacing the windows with rubber and clogging the toilet in the process.

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[[Category:Place]]

Squidward Had a Krabby Patty (Song)

2008-06-02T21:07:00Z

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Squidward had a Krabby Patty is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] in the episode [[The Two Faces of Squidward]]. A rework of "Mary Had A Little Lamb".

[[Squidward]] had a [[Krabby Patty]],
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
who's buns was white as snow.

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
who's buns was white as snow.

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[[Category:Song text]]

Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward

2008-06-02T21:05:59Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]

==Dialogue==

Music: [[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]

Squidward had a [[Krabby Patty]],
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's face was white as snow.

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's face was white as snow.

Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the ordanairy clock ticks backwards.

(Music continues)

Squdward: Hold on a second

Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime? 

SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes) 

Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant! 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay! 

Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop brining neighbors to work! 

Patrick: We're not just neighbors. 

SpongeBob: You can say that again! 

Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes) 

Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty! 

Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face) 

SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes! 

Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this! 

(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door) 

SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son... 

SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it...(SpongeBob is crying) 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We Should know... 

SpongeBob: No, please, please don't... 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves) 

SpongeBob: Two weeks, I'll never make it. (SpongeBob fell down) 

Nurse: Morining SpongeBob, you're early today. 

SpongeBob: Good mornin' nurse Pregid. Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here, I;m going to remove his bandages and he made me sware to keep you far away from him. 

SpongeBob: It had been two weeks already! (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Ok as long as you stay at the other side (sighs) right (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face) 

SpongeBob: Don't rush it!, Sorry go ahead. Wait! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: What is it? (angrily) 

SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera? 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please just let me work. 

SpongeBob: Very well doctor, carry on. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I? 

SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must pospone the operation. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyement and it's not yet been plugged in the wall! 

SpongeBob: You're right doctor proceed with tever. Hold it! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?! 

(On the television)

Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this, surely we can use a less dangerous procedure after all we have to start thinking about the welfero... (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV) 

SpongeBob: Wait! 

Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time? 

SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interupting you before. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: I...I...I can't belive it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam collapses) 

Squidward: SpongeBob 

SpongeBob: Yeah? 

Squidward: How does it look? 

SpongeBob: Great Neptune... 

Squidward: Come on spit it out, I can take it. 

Nurse: Time for your medicine Mister...Mister...Mmmm...Handsome... (The nurse melted) 

Squidward: What did she call me? 

SpongeBob: Handsome, but she spelled it wrong. 

Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the? Wait a second that nurse is right. I am handsome. 

SpongeBob: Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk! 

(People then started to notice Squidward)

Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints) 

Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faints) 

Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello Handsome. 

SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, people seemed to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before. 

Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome! 

SpongeBob: If that's even possible. 

Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk. 

Blind Man: I could see! 

Fat Student Fish: I could fly! uhh, ohh (starts to fly) my shoe's untied (his shoe falls). 

Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer. 

SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine?! (shocked then the crowd cheers). 

Squidward: Well SpongeBob, earlier today my spine was hurting, now I'm resting on fine leather upholstery (Limo stops at Squidward's house while the crowd cheers for them). 

SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna clip my toenails Squidward, don't forget to enjoy being handsome. 

Squidward: Oh, don't worry. 

Crowd: (cheers) Handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome...(night time and crowd still keeps on cheering for Squidward until dawn). 

Squidward: Huh? Well better go greet the commoners. 

Crowd: Handsome, handsome, handsome... 

Squidward: Good morning my people! Sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I (laughs) stranger to seen, need my beauty sleep. 

Male Fish #3: I want his shirt! 

Male Fish #4: I want his eyelids! (crowd rips his shirt) 

Squidward: I guessed I kept them waiting a little too long. I know, a little music should soothe their hunger (plays the clarinet). 

Male Fish #5: Hey what is that sound? 

Male Fish #6: Wait that's him the handsome man (crowd cheers). 

Squidward: Beautiful and talented, what more do they want? Don't worry folks, there's more where that came from...Hey! (a guy stole his clarinet)

Male Fish: #?: I got the clarinet (crowd rips the shirt of the fish who got Squidward's clarinet and broke his clarinet). 

Squidward: (smells the liquid soap) There's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can't cure. Hey my grandmother gave me that soap! Well no one ever said it'll be easy being so handsome Squiddy. You'll just start getting used to be..ahh! (a big female fish with 4 eyes pop out of his bath tub) 

Big Female Fish: Hi Handsome... 

Male Fish #7: Handsome! 

Female Fish #8: Handsome! 

Female Fish #9: Handsome! Lets Get him! 

Squidward: Ahh!!! (jumps out of the window). SpongeBob! You gotta help me. They stole my bubble bath. It ain't all is cramp up to be. I want my own life back. 

SpongeBob: Hmmm...I know just what to do. (crowed chases Squidward and SpongeBob) 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What've you done? You know the Krusty Krab means to me don't ya?, you took it upon yourself to bring all these, these customers, to me. Hey, don't worry folks, There's plenty of Squidward to go around. So everybody just line up and get your pocket bucks out, first will be $14.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward. 

Squidward: We don't have much time, take the door and change me back. 

Mr. Krabs: And I even throw in a soft drink for an extra $3. 

Squidward: Come on SpongeBob take the door and smash my face back! 

SpongeBob: I can't! One thing is doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose. 

Squidward: You better hurt me or I really gonna hurt you! 

SpongeBob: Well ok... 

Squidward: Don't hold back SpongeBob, just really let me have it. 

SpongeBob: Just remember Squidward, this is going to hurt me more that it going to hurt you. 

Squidward: Uhh...Ok, just let me just memo...(SpongeBob slams the door on Squidward's face) Duowhh!!! Hey I wasn't ready. (slam!) Would you mind waiting till I... (slam!) 

SpongeBob: Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again (slam). Nope, still too handsome (slam!). Still not working, maybe I'm not doing it hard enough (slam!). 

Squidward: Spohh... hang up a sec (slams the door over and over again)...le me...uhuhhh... (Squidward becomes even more handsome). 

SpongeBob: Yeeks!!! Squidward your even more handsome now! The crowd is in a frenzy. 

Squidward: Well SpongeBob it was you who got me into this mess, now have to get me out again! 

SpongeBob: I know Squidward! I'll think of something! huh!!! I just need, I just need...(a shoe from outside will be hitting Squidward and SpongeBob springs into action) 

Squidward: (In slow motion) Get me to... 

SpongeBob: Squidward! look out for that falling shoe! 

Squidward: Huh? (SpongeBob pushes Squidward and hits the pole) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! 

SpongeBob: Squidward... 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: You're back! Oh Squidward...I love you no matter how many times we've smash your face. 

Squidward: Almost wished that meant something (crowd leaves after seeing Squidward not handsome anymore). 

Mr. Krabs: Hey Where you going? Don't leave me. Please I'm beggin' ya. Look I can make him handsome again. Watch! (slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly) See, his getting handsome. It just takes a little effort, just a little elbow grease. Please! Come back....!!! 

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Ugh (Episode)

2008-06-02T19:26:37Z

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'''"Ugh!"''' is an episode from Season 3

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
'''''With Patchy''''' 
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Robot X29488]] [[Image:SpongeGar with Stick.JPG|thumb|right|SpongeGar]]
*Caveman

'''''SpongeBob Episode''''' 
*[[SpongeGar]]
*[[Patar]]
*[[Squog]]
*[[Prehistoric Gary]]

===Places===
*SpongeGar's House
*Patar's House
*Squog's House

===Songs===
[[When Worlds Collide]]

==Plot==
The episode begins with SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog. Lousy loud whales make supersonic ocean waves of sound, making a giant rock on a panel drop of SpongeGar. SpongeGar then acts crazy, but then laughs to find out he got hit by the rock. He puts it back on the panel and puts on his Prehistoric clothes. Then, he wakes up and decides to take Big Gary on a jog. He tells Gary "Tabongaa Gary", but Gary refuses, and SpongeGar yells Gary! Ta-Bong-Ga! and takes the giant Gary out of the pineapple house. Squog then is angry for finding snail trail slime on his yawn.

Squog then plans to complain and yell at Gary but worries that Gary will smash him and flatten him with his strong big eyes.
So Squog decides to take a wooden stick with him and chose between two sticks. After he chose one the other stick cried. Squog tells SpongeGar about Gary's Pooga, and SpongeGar tries to learn what Pooga or Snail Trail Slime is. Squog slips on the slime trail and slams into Patar's house. Patar tastes Squog's body covered with Snail Slime, and first acts immature. Then, he adds salt on it and he enjoys tasting the squid-covered snail slime, making Squog angry.

Squog decides to go inside, while SpongeGar and Patar play with each other. Soon, SpongeGar finds a wooden log and uses it to blow bubbles. Soon, they clap hands, and then it starts raining on and off as they keep clapping. Soon, they keep clapping until giant thunderbolts hit them, making fire on the log. Squog comes out of his house, and puts his tentacle in it, burning him so he licked his tentacle. SpongeGar and Patar put their hands into the fire log and they are having a good time on the heat and curiosity as their neurons and common senses do not wake for a long time. Then, SpongeGar and Patar got burned as well.

Soon, Patar tastes his burned hand and it tastes good. SpongeGar and Squog would want to taste it too, although they forget they have their own hands. SpongeGar decides to eat some breakfast. He gets some flowers, and decides to share with Squog. But he accidentally throws the flowers into the fire, and he suddenly has a very strange motion. He has many scene-facing confusion with deep opera singing of his face, the flowers in the fire, and Squog's stick in his hand. After a really long scene of the very hard thinking, he suddenly gets an idea to have a barbecue breakfast using sticks to put food in the fire. SpongeGar and Squog fall in love with the barbecued food in the fire, and Squog thinks it's really genius food, thinking [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein|Albert Einstein]].

Soon, Patar, SpongeGar, and Squog go on a really big lunch. They go on lots and lots of eating. SpongeGar eats a sandy Krabby Patty, Squog puts pebbles and corn on a pan into the fire, making popcorn, and Patrick eats inedible food. Next, they keep using other foods from the forest. Some of them include Kelp Grass, sticks, Patrick's clothes, napkin, tree-branch noodles (similar to Japanese food Sukiaki), Mr. Krabs' small ancestors who keep saying MONEY!, made Patar killed and eat it.

Everyone is with fat stomachs and have grown overweight. They have enjoyed a very delicious breakfast, lunch and dinner and are about to go home and sleep until they forget the log fire. Squog gets it first, but SpongeGar is angry, and they hit each other with sticks without motion moving shots of them hitting each other, and Patar grabs the log fire while they fight. Soon, Patar throws the log fire over his head. Squog uses his tentacles, swiping, a Monster photo, chasing, SpongeGar uses more bait and swiping, and Patar uses swipe, steal, and foot-catching bait. Soon, the log fire lands and stops. They all fight over the log fire for who eats it first.

Soon, rain comes again, and puts out the fire, making SpongeGar and Patar cry together. Soon, Squog is hit by lightning and SpongeGar and Patar roast sausages on the smoke around Squog for one more dinner.

==Plot/Patchy the Pirate==
Patchy invites us and tells about Prehistory is really fun. Potty however is in Cyborg future robot form and they fight over
SpongeBob of whose form of time his is the favorite:
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's going on there? 
SpongeBob: I think that a pirate and a parrot are arguing about me! And the parrot is winning! 

Soon, Patchy decides to show us a real live caveman that he has found from a block of ice. He freed the caveman from the block of ice by using his mom's hair dryer. Soon, Potty shows us a really futuristic and extremely over-contemporary robot who fights with the caveman. Before the intermission, Patchy gets hit by the rock thrown by the Caveman.

Then, Patchy comes back, and is still having some difficulties with the enemies. Soon, after the episode, Potty gives Patchy a reward, having the robot and caveman sing [[When Worlds Collide]]. Then, Potty gives him a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Patchy then is caught in teeth by the T-Rex and tells us, ``Well, Thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C.'' and then is attacked by the T-Rex. Poor ol' Patchy.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode takes place before the TV series in the accurate timeline.
*SpongeGar is a portameanu of SpongeBob and Gary.
*Patar has a similar beard of Homer Simpson.
*Squog's house is in monkey shape.
*there is a fire and it rains under the ocean.
*Fires do not last long in the ocean, raindrops do not touch the sand ground.
*SpongeGar and Patar seem to be more overweight than SpongeBob and Patrick. But Patrick is overweight too.
* In the Scene when they are cooking food Patar rips off his clothes and cooks them and eats them however when patar is seen again he has his clothes on despite the fact that he just ate them.
*Patchy's leg is missing in [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Can Fly]], a possible reason that the Tyrannosaurus Rex attacked Patchy.
*This is the first episode of Patchy the Pirate not in Encino, California.
*SpongeTron, Primitive SpongeBob, and Primitive Patrick appear in this episode during the song.
*The viewer is given the hint that humans and dinosours lived together. Humans did not appear until much, much later.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Ugh!]]

{{Season3}}

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[[Category:Season 3]]

Patty

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[[Image:Burginaderburger.jpg|thumb|170px|right|The Good Looking Patty]]
'''Patty''' was a Krabby Patty that was made by [[SpongeBob]]. It is a female that SpongeBob fell in love with. SpongeBob never wants to eat her because he loves her. She is only and ever will be seen in the episode: [[To Love a Patty]]. SpongeBob and Patty did lots of things together like dancing. [[SpongeBob]] also sang [[Oh Baby]] to her.

===Looks===
Patty is a meat patty with tomato eyes, lettuce hair, cheese clothes and ears and tomato sauce cheeks. Her nose is made of a pickle and her smile is probably a squirt of mustard or mayo. As the episode goes on, Patty becomes rotten and looks extremely smelly and ugly. Green stench comes out of it and Patty is looked to be squashed and off color. when SpongeBob was singing to her, she fell in the water, which made her fall apart and start to smell.

===Personality===
Patty would originally be a tough fish's lunch, but SpongeBob doesn't want her to get eaten. SpongeBob gives him a Grilled Shoe Burger, and takes Patty home. Patty then has a makeover and hair-cleaning. Sandy doesn't like Patty, because she wants to be SpongeBob's best friend. Patty is on an adventure with SpongeBob. SpongeBob sings the ''Oh Baby'' song to her as they get attacked by hungry scallops and fall into the end of the waterfall. Patty soon becomes disgusting, smelly, rotten, and is so terrible-looking that people ran away from her. Then, SpongeBob realizes that he must eat Patty, and he does, but then he will throw up. Patty finally became so disgusting, SpongeBob was forced to eat her

==Trivia==
*Patty is seen on the DVD Cover of [[To Love a Patty (DVD)]] dancing with SpongeBob.

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[[Category:Item or Object]]

[[de:Burgina (Burger)]]

Sea Monster

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The Sea Monster first appeared in [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] when [[SpongeBob]], and [[Patrick]] fell into the abyss. The sea monster is voiced by lead singer of hard rock band Kiss, [[Gene Simmons]]. The sea monster has been asleep for 79 years. He ordered 20,000 [[Krabby Patties]] bwcause his last meal was 79 years ago.

===Life===

The life of the sea monster is only seen in [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] so far in the serries.

===Personallity===
The Sea Monster is a very tough male. He ate [[Plankton]] because he thought he was a chocolate eclar

===Things He Ate===
*20,000 Krabby Patties
*1,000 Chumwitches
*1 Chocolate eclar (who was [[Plankton

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Sea Monster

2008-06-02T19:20:18Z

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The Sea Monster first appeared in [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] when [[SpongeBob]], and [[Patrick]] fell into the abyss. The sea monster is voiced by lead singer of hard rock band Kiss, [[Gene Simmons]]. The sea monster has been asleep for 79 years. He ordered 20,000 [Krabby Patties]] bwcause his last meal was 79 years ago.

===Life===

The life of the sea monster is only seen in [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] so far in the serries.

===Personallity===
The Sea Monster is a very tough male. He ate [[Plankton]] because he thought he was a chocolate eclar

===Things He Ate===
*20,000 Krabby Patties
*1,000 Chumwitches
*1 Chocolate eclar (who was [[Plankton

[[Category:Character]]

Sea Monster

2008-06-02T19:19:46Z

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The Sea Monster first appeared in [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] when [[SpongeBob]], and [[Patrick]] fell into the abyss. The sea monster is voiced by lead singer of hard rock band Kiss, [[Gene Simmions]]. The sea monster has been asleep for 79 years. He ordered 20,000 [Krabby Patties]] bwcause his last meal was 79 years ago.

===Life===

The life of the sea monster is only seen in [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] so far in the serries.

===Personallity===
The Sea Monster is a very tough male. He ate [[Plankton]] because he thought he was a chocolate eclar

===Things He Ate===
*20,000 Krabby Patties
*1,000 Chumwitches
*1 Chocolate eclar (who was [[Plankton

[[Category:Character]]

Squilliam Returns (Episode)

2008-06-02T18:17:01Z

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! colspan="2" | Squilliam Returns
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| Episode No.: || 48b
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| Airdate: || 15.3.2002
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| Season: || Season 3
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| Previous Episode: || [[No Weenies Allowed]]
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| Next Episode: || [[Krab Borg]]
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'''"Squilliam Returns"''' is an episode from Season 3

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image: Schnöselkrabbe.jpg|thumb|right|The 'NEW' [[Krusty Krab]]]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*Squilliams friends
*[[Patrick]]
*The Appetizer

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Outside the Krusty Krab
*[[The 5 Star Krusty Krab]]
==Plot==
The episode stats out with [[Squidward]] counting the seconds to get to his lunch break. The time is up and he tells [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[SpongeBob]] that there will be a day when he will make something with life but it is followed up by Mr. Krabs telling him that it is only a break.

When Squidward is outside, he sees [[Squilliam Fancyson]] (also seen in [[Band Geeks]]) walking to the [[Krusty Krab]], bragging about what he has. Squilliam sees Squidward and they talk Squilliam mocks Squidward like saying that he has done everything that Squidward has wanted to do... Eventually Squidward gets angry and says he is in the Food Service and owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam decides to come to the restaurant and Squidward is extremely worried.

Back inside Mr. Krabs office in the Krusty Krab, Squidward is pleading to own the Krusty Krab for one night because he is worried. Mr. Krabs plays on the world's smallest violin because he is pretending to actually care. But Squidward tells him that Squilliam is coming tonight. Mr. Krabs happily accepts. Outside Mr. Krabs office, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are lined up and Squidward is telling them what to do until [[Patrick]] comes in the line. So Patrick ends up taking hats in a 'Weenie Manor'. So far So Good until he goes and sees Patrick trying to get hats from a hanger and big green explosion coming from the kitchen. It was Mr. Krabs poorly prepared food. There was peas with the lid on and a completely warped and mashed up piece of food with 'Fly Wings'.

Back outside the Kitchen, Squidward walks to SpongeBob and asks him for help but SpongeBob cannot remember any more things or his brain will burst. So Squidward tries to help him by making him relax and then 'empty his mind'. They show things inside SpongeBob's brain where the mini people are throwing things out. SpongeBob is senseless and does not move. Squidward follows up by approaching the outside by Squilliam and his mates are here. Squilliam was going to say that it was bad but the restaurant had completely changed into a five star restaurant and it was amazing. Squidward and Squilliam were shocked at it and SpongeBob was doing an excellent job. He got everyone into their seats, gave Squilliam massages, tips, food and lectures about it, king like seats and more. Squidward was amazed and he asked how he did it. He relied and said that all he knows was fine dining and breathing. Squidward went to rub it in and Squilliam admitted to Squidward that he was impressed but he was amazed by SpongeBob's waiter talent. Squilliam asked for his name but SpongeBob could not remember and everything turned into a disaster and the restaurant was destroyed...

Squidward then admitted that it was not his restaurant and Squilliam confessed that he was a cashier too, He was lying and then he left, followed by SpongeBob saying that he had a headache...Mr. Krabs played a song on the ''Worlds smallest Violin.''

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Mr. Krabs was a former head chef on the SS. Diarrhea and scrubbed he used the bathrooms of the SS. Gourmet.
*This is [[Squilliam Fancyson]]'s second appearance in the series.
*When Mr. Krabs plays the violin after Squilliam lies to Squidward that he is a cashier, Mr. Krabs' eyes are white instead of light yellow.
*You can guess why Squidward told SpongeBob to not empty his mind about breathing.
*When Squidward a conversation with SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, then later Patrick. He was talking to the three of them and they were side by side. Later, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are side by side and farther from Patrick.
*The violin grew through-out the whole episode.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Squilliam Returns]]

{{Season3}}

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[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 3]]

[[de:Der stinkreiche Schnösel (Episode]]

Sea Monster

2008-06-02T18:13:10Z

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The Sea Monster first appeared in [[20,000 Patties Under The Sea]] when [[SpongeBob]], and [[Patrick]] fell into the abyss. The sea monster is voiced by lead singer of hard rock band Kiss, [[Geen Simmions]]. The sea monster has been asleep for 79 years. He ordered 20,000 [Krabby Patties]] bwcause his last meal was 79 years ago.

===Life===

The life of the sea monster is only seen in [[20,000 Patties Under The Sea]] so far in the serries.

===Personallity===
The Sea Monster is a very tough male. He ate [[Plankton]] because he thought he was a chocolate eclar

===Things He Ate===
*20,000 Krabby Patties
*1,000 Chumwitches
*1 Chocolate eclar (who was [[Plankton

[[Category:Character]]

20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Episode)

2008-06-02T18:01:07Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:20 000 Patties Under The Sea.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 96a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 23.11.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[To Save a Squirrel]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"20,000 Patties Under the Sea"''' is an episode from Season 5

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Sea Monster]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]]

===Places===
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*SpongeBob's neighborhood
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*Around [[Bikini Bottom]]
*Down the Abyss

==Plot==
[[Image:Seemonster.jpg|thumb|right|The Sea Monster]]
SpongeBob and Patrick find a super submarine and Mr. Krabs gives them the opportunity to turn the submarine into a mobile Krusty Krab and bring it to the customers. Soon, Plankton is jealous and he starts his own mobile restaurant submarine too using the bucket-holding hand part of the Chum Bucket. The three fall into a valley where a sea monster that slept for 79 years has been. Soon, the sea monster gets hungry and SpongeBob decides to feed him. The sea monster buys 640 [[Krabby Patties]], but when they run out soon, Plankton dumps the patties with dirty laundry. The sea monster then likes the dirty laundry patties better and eats now 1,800 Krabby Patties. After his dinner, the sea monster complains that he wants dessert.

Soon, Plankton yells and lies to the monster that SpongeBob stole his restaurant idea. Plankton then keeps jumping on a dirty mud ground and rolls over a cliff covered with dirty mud. The sea monster thinks that Plankton is a chocolate éclair now and Plankton tries to run away from him. Soon, SpongeBob and Patrick return to the Krusty Krab. However, when Mr. Krabs asks for the money, it is revealed that SpongeBob turned the money bills into gasoline but returned pretty colorful rocks.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Gene Simmons]], lead singer of the rock band Kiss, guest voices as the Sea Monster.
*The episode's title is a parody of Jules Vernes' book, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
*While SpongeBob and Patrick were [[Jellyfishing]] they were talking through walkie talkies. Through that walkie talkie, Patrick mentioned names that begins with the letter R (Robert, Ronald, Ryan) and he also mentioned Ringo, he may be referring to Richard Starkey (a.k.a Ringo Starr) of the Beatles.
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]] can be seen in this episode as one of the customers.
*The Sea Monster said he had been asleep for 79 years and his last meal was 79 years ago. But he also mention about him eating a sewer spill back in '76, which is only 32 years ago. So his last meal cannot be 79 years ago, unless he was referring to a different '76 (a.k.a. 1876, 1776, 1676, ect.) or in this case, the episode does not take place in 2008.
*The submarine should not have fallen into the valley as it floats and could have flown over it.
*Why did the sea monster could not see that the chocolate eclare was plankton by seeing the eye ball?

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]

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[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]

Transcript: Fiery Fist O' Pain Commercial

2008-05-30T21:27:28Z

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[[de: Die Flammende Faust des Schmerzes-Werbespot]]
This is the ad about the [[Fiery Fist O Pain]] ride that will be opening up at [[Glove World]].

'''TV Announcer:''' The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. Glove World has a new ride. It's big... (roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it) 

'''TV Announcer:''' It's fast... (two fish are riding a roller coaster so fast, the man flies off of it) 

'''Lady Fish:''' Harold, no! 

'''TV Announcer:''' It's painful... (roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion) 

'''TV Announcer:''' It's the "[[Fiery Fist O Pain]]". Opening tomorrow only at Glove World. 

[[Category:Transcript]]

{{Slogan}}

SB-129 (Episode)

2008-05-30T21:20:04Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | SB-129
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 14a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 31.12.1999
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 1
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[I Was a Teenage Gary]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Karate Choppers]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"SB-129"''' is an episode from Season 1

{{spoiler}}

==Info==
===Time cards shown===
*2000 years later

===Characters===
*[[Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Prähistorisch.jpg|thumb|right|PrimateSponge and Prehistoric Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeTron]]
*SpongeTron X
*SpongeTron Y
*SpongeTron Z
*[[Patron]]
*[[Primate Sponge]]
*[[Prehistoric Patrick]]

====Characters Mentioned====
*The other 483 [[SpongeTron]]s

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] (Past, Present and Future)

==Plot==
The day starts off quite well for Squidward. He is about to practice his [[Clarinet]] when SpongeBob's alarm clock (facing out the window) knocks the clarinet inside Squidward's mouth, and SpongeBob asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Squidward tries to reply, but because his clarinet is in his mouth, anything he says is incomprehensible, and SpongeBob thinks he said "yes". After Squidward takes his clarinet out of his mouth, Squidward is constantly bothered in his house by SpongeBob and Patrick who want to go jellyfishing with him. Squidward, in an attempt to stop SpongeBob and Patrick bothering him, tells SpongeBob that he should be at work, but SpongeBob tells him that it is a Sunday, and the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays.

Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to stay where they are, and goes out the back door of his house and goes into the Krusty Krab. He sees SpongeBob and Patrick looking for him, and goes into the kitchen. SpongeBob and Patrick are still looking for him, so he goes into the freezer. After SpongeBob and Patrick go away, Squidward is frightened to find that the handle is jammed, and that he is stuck inside the freezer. He assures himself that someone will find him.

Unfortunately, this isn't true and 2000 years later, the door falls down and a frozen Squidward is defrosted by 'SpongeTron', a descendant of SpongeBob. Squidward finds out that everything in the future (except for people) is made entirely of chrome, and all organic life forms that aren't people (such as seaweed or kelp) are simply spray-painted chrome. SpongeTron introduces Squidward to his clones; X, Y, and Z. SpongeTron informs Squidward that there are ''486'' SpongeTrons in response to the the question asked by Squidward "Are the other letters of the alphabet involved, here?", meaning that the English alphabet has been expanded, merged with another character set, or (most likely) it was hyperbole by the animators to make the future more complex. Squidward decides that he hates the future, so SpongeTron directs him to a time machine, which is actually a small room with a control panel. Squidward uses the time machine (shortly after meeting Patron, a two-headed descendant of Patrick) to travel to the prehistoric past, ripping the entire room out of the building in the process.

He meets Primitive SpongeBob and Primitive Patrick, whom are the ancestors of SpongeBob and Patrick. Squidward tells them about jellyfishing because they keep on torturing themselves with jellyfish. They seem to be interested, but are driven crazy by Squidward's clarinet, and chase after him. He goes into the time machine, but it malfunctions, and he goes to a very strange place with abstract shapes and no characters or setting (it is possibly an alternate universe, another dimension, or a time warp, but Squidward calls it 'nowhere'). After he finds the time machine, he begs it to return to the present, which it does, but Squidward finds out that in his travels, he invented jellyfishing. The episode ends when Squidward says "I'm going back."

== Trivia/Goofs ==
*This is the first episode in Season 1 for Squidward to be a main character.
*The episode, which arises from Squidward time traveling and inventing the game of jellyfishing while seeking to avoid SpongeBob and Patrick as they want him to jellyfish with them, is an example of a time paradox known as a causal loop. Thus, a person is inspired or driven by an event to time travel and, whether or not intentionally, causes the event which will facilitate their initial time traveling trip.
*This is the first (and only) episode in which the title was spoken when the title card was shown. This is also one of the nine episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane]], [[Karate Island]],[[All that Glitters]], and [[The Donut of Shame]].
*The words "past" and "future" switch places from when Squidward first enters the time machine and when he goes in from the past. Additionally, nothing is written on the lever when Squidward "falls" into the time machine towards the end.
*When Squidward first arrives in the "Nowhere" zone, he has his clarinet. But when he begins running frantically, the clarinet disappears. When he falls through the roof of the time machine, the clarinet is back in his hand.
* When Squidward said "Alone" other voices came. These voices were voiced by the entire crew of the show.
*"SB-129" was originally going to be called "SpongeBob 3000".
*In "[[SpongeHenge]]", the time card is shown 1,000 years later than this episode.
*The episode aired in 1999, and involved traveling to the future. This could be a note on the upcoming millenium and new century.
*When [[Sqidward]] says "Future!", that fraze is also a lyric in [[When Worlds Collide]] along with, "I AM SPONGTRON!"
==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: SB-129]]

{{Season1}}

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 1]]

SB-129 (Episode)

2008-05-30T21:02:02Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | SB-129
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 14a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 31.12.1999
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 1
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[I Was a Teenage Gary]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Karate Choppers]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"SB-129"''' is an episode from Season 1

{{spoiler}}

==Info==
===Time cards shown===
*2000 years later

===Characters===
*[[Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Prähistorisch.jpg|thumb|right|PrimateSponge and Prehistoric Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeTron]]
*SpongeTron X
*SpongeTron Y
*SpongeTron Z
*[[Patron]]
*[[Primate Sponge]]
*[[Prehistoric Patrick]]

====Characters Mentioned====
*The other 483 [[SpongeTron]]s

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] (Past, Present and Future)

==Plot==
The day starts off quite well for Squidward. He is about to practice his [[Clarinet]] when SpongeBob's alarm clock (facing out the window) knocks the clarinet inside Squidward's mouth, and SpongeBob asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Squidward tries to reply, but because his clarinet is in his mouth, anything he says is incomprehensible, and SpongeBob thinks he said "yes". After Squidward takes his clarinet out of his mouth, Squidward is constantly bothered in his house by SpongeBob and Patrick who want to go jellyfishing with him. Squidward, in an attempt to stop SpongeBob and Patrick bothering him, tells SpongeBob that he should be at work, but SpongeBob tells him that it is a Sunday, and the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays.

Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to stay where they are, and goes out the back door of his house and goes into the Krusty Krab. He sees SpongeBob and Patrick looking for him, and goes into the kitchen. SpongeBob and Patrick are still looking for him, so he goes into the freezer. After SpongeBob and Patrick go away, Squidward is frightened to find that the handle is jammed, and that he is stuck inside the freezer. He assures himself that someone will find him.

Unfortunately, this isn't true and 2000 years later, the door falls down and a frozen Squidward is defrosted by 'SpongeTron', a descendant of SpongeBob. Squidward finds out that everything in the future (except for people) is made entirely of chrome, and all organic life forms that aren't people (such as seaweed or kelp) are simply spray-painted chrome. SpongeTron introduces Squidward to his clones; X, Y, and Z. SpongeTron informs Squidward that there are ''486'' SpongeTrons in response to the the question asked by Squidward "Are the other letters of the alphabet involved, here?", meaning that the English alphabet has been expanded, merged with another character set, or (most likely) it was hyperbole by the animators to make the future more complex. Squidward decides that he hates the future, so SpongeTron directs him to a time machine, which is actually a small room with a control panel. Squidward uses the time machine (shortly after meeting Patron, a two-headed descendant of Patrick) to travel to the prehistoric past, ripping the entire room out of the building in the process.

He meets Primitive SpongeBob and Primitive Patrick, whom are the ancestors of SpongeBob and Patrick. Squidward tells them about jellyfishing because they keep on torturing themselves with jellyfish. They seem to be interested, but are driven crazy by Squidward's clarinet, and chase after him. He goes into the time machine, but it malfunctions, and he goes to a very strange place with abstract shapes and no characters or setting (it is possibly an alternate universe, another dimension, or a time warp, but Squidward calls it 'nowhere'). After he finds the time machine, he begs it to return to the present, which it does, but Squidward finds out that in his travels, he invented jellyfishing. The episode ends when Squidward says "I'm going back."

== Trivia/Goofs ==
*This is the first episode in Season 1 for Squidward to be a main character.
*The episode, which arises from Squidward time traveling and inventing the game of jellyfishing while seeking to avoid SpongeBob and Patrick as they want him to jellyfish with them, is an example of a time paradox known as a causal loop. Thus, a person is inspired or driven by an event to time travel and, whether or not intentionally, causes the event which will facilitate their initial time traveling trip.
*This is the first (and only) episode in which the title was spoken when the title card was shown. This is also one of the nine episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane]], [[Karate Island]],[[All that Glitters]], and [[The Donut of Shame]].
*The words "past" and "future" switch places from when Squidward first enters the time machine and when he goes in from the past. Additionally, nothing is written on the lever when Squidward "falls" into the time machine towards the end.
*When Squidward first arrives in the "Nowhere" zone, he has his clarinet. But when he begins running frantically, the clarinet disappears. When he falls through the roof of the time machine, the clarinet is back in his hand.
* When Squidward said "Alone" other voices came. These voices were voiced by the entire crew of the show.
*"SB-129" was originally going to be called "SpongeBob 3000".
*In "[[SpongeHenge]]", the time card is shown 1,000 years later than this episode.
*The episode aired in 1999, and involved traveling to the future. This could be a note on the upcoming millenium and new century.
*When [[Sqidward says "Future!", that fraze is also a lyric in [[When Worlds Colide]] along with, "I AM SPONGTRON!"
==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: SB-129]]

{{Season1}}

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 1]]

When Worlds Collide (Song)

2008-05-30T20:58:54Z

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When Worlds collide is a hip-hop/rap song that Pottyh's Robot and Patchy's caveman sing in the episode: [[Ugh!]].

When worlds collide...

Pretty sweet, eh? Brawk!

You can run...
But you can't hide!

When worlds collide,
You'll laugh so hard
You'll swear you've died.
When worlds collide...

Hold my hand,
I'll be your guide
When worlds collide...
Buckle... buckle...
Buckle up for the sweetest ride,
And prepare to have your mind blown wide
When worlds collide...

Yo, check it out.

When worlds collide, it's a curious thing.
Bet you never heard a robot and a caveman sing.
In his metal chest are some working parts.
How is that different from my beating heart?

I'm from the future, and I'm from the past.
But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last.
He was made in a lab, and I was born in a cave,
So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!

Future!

Word.

I am [[SpongeTron]].

You, you, you, you can run...
But you can't hide!

When worlds collide.

[[Category:Song text]]

{{slogan}}

Ugh (Episode)

2008-05-30T18:31:12Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Ugh.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | Ugh!
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 54
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 5.3.2004
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Clams]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[The Great Snail Race]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Ugh!"''' is an episode from Season 3

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
'''''With Patchy''''' 
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Robot]] [[Image:SpongeGar with Stick.JPG|thumb|right|SpongeGar]]
*[[Caveman]]

'''''SpongeBob Episode''''' 
*[[SpongeGar]]
*[[Patar]]
*[[Squog]]
*[[Prehistoric Gary]]

===Places===
*SpongeGar's House
*Patar's House
*Squog's House

===Songs===
[[When Worlds Collide]]

==Plot==
The episode begins with SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog. Lousy loud whales make supersonic ocean waves of sound, making a giant rock on a panel drop of SpongeGar. SpongeGar then acts crazy, but then laughs to find out he got hit by the rock. He puts it back on the panel and puts on his Prehistoric clothes. Then, he wakes up and decides to take Big Gary on a jog. He tells Gary "Tabongaa Gary", but Gary refuses, and SpongeGar yells Gary! Ta-Bong-Ga! and takes the giant Gary out of the pineapple house. Squog then is angry for finding snail trail slime on his yawn.

Squog then plans to complain and yell at Gary but worries that Gary will smash him and flatten him with his strong big eyes.
So Squog decides to take a wooden stick with him and chose between two sticks. After he chose one the other stick cried. Squog tells SpongeGar about Gary's Pooga, and SpongeGar tries to learn what Pooga or Snail Trail Slime is. Squog slips on the slime trail and slams into Patar's house. Patar tastes Squog's body covered with Snail Slime, and first acts immature. Then, he adds salt on it and he enjoys tasting the squid-covered snail slime, making Squog angry.

Squog decides to go inside, while SpongeGar and Patar play with each other. Soon, SpongeGar finds a wooden log and uses it to blow bubbles. Soon, they clap hands, and then it starts raining on and off as they keep clapping. Soon, they keep clapping until giant thunderbolts hit them, making fire on the log. Squog comes out of his house, and puts his tentacle in it, burning him so he licked his tentacle. SpongeGar and Patar put their hands into the fire log and they are having a good time on the heat and curiosity as their neurons and common senses do not wake for a long time. Then, SpongeGar and Patar got burned as well.

Soon, Patar tastes his burned hand and it tastes good. SpongeGar and Squog would want to taste it too, although they forget they have their own hands. SpongeGar decides to eat some breakfast. He gets some flowers, and decides to share with Squog. But he accidentally throws the flowers into the fire, and he suddenly has a very strange motion. He has many scene-facing confusion with deep opera singing of his face, the flowers in the fire, and Squog's stick in his hand. After a really long scene of the very hard thinking, he suddenly gets an idea to have a barbecue breakfast using sticks to put food in the fire. SpongeGar and Squog fall in love with the barbecued food in the fire, and Squog thinks it's really genius food, thinking [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein|Albert Einstein]].

Soon, Patar, SpongeGar, and Squog go on a really big lunch. They go on lots and lots of eating. SpongeGar eats a sandy Krabby Patty, Squog puts pebbles and corn on a pan into the fire, making popcorn, and Patrick eats inedible food. Next, they keep using other foods from the forest. Some of them include Kelp Grass, sticks, Patrick's clothes, napkin, tree-branch noodles (similar to Japanese food Sukiaki), Mr. Krabs' small ancestors who keep saying MONEY!, made Patar killed and eat it.

Everyone is with fat stomachs and have grown overweight. They have enjoyed a very delicious breakfast, lunch and dinner and are about to go home and sleep until they forget the log fire. Squog gets it first, but SpongeGar is angry, and they hit each other with sticks without motion moving shots of them hitting each other, and Patar grabs the log fire while they fight. Soon, Patar throws the log fire over his head. Squog uses his tentacles, swiping, a Monster photo, chasing, SpongeGar uses more bait and swiping, and Patar uses swipe, steal, and foot-catching bait. Soon, the log fire lands and stops. They all fight over the log fire for who eats it first.

Soon, rain comes again, and puts out the fire, making SpongeGar and Patar cry together. Soon, Squog is hit by lightning and SpongeGar and Patar roast sausages on the smoke around Squog for one more dinner.

==Plot/Patchy the Pirate==
Patchy invites us and tells about Prehistory is really fun. Potty however is in Cyborg future robot form and they fight over
SpongeBob of whose form of time his is the favorite:
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's going on there? 
SpongeBob: I think that a pirate and a parrot are arguing about me! And the parrot is winning! 

Soon, Patchy decides to show us a real live caveman that he has found from a block of ice. He freed the caveman from the block of ice by using his mom's hair dryer. Soon, Potty shows us a really futuristic and extremely over-contemporary robot who fights with the caveman. Before the intermission, Patchy gets hit by the rock thrown by the Caveman.

Then, Patchy comes back, and is still having some difficulties with the enemies. Soon, after the episode, Potty gives Patchy a reward, having the robot and caveman sing [[When Worlds Collide]]. Then, Potty gives him a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Patchy then is caught in teeth by the T-Rex and tells us, ``Well, Thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C.'' and then is attacked by the T-Rex. Poor ol' Patchy.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode takes place before the TV series in the accurate timeline.
*SpongeGar is a portameanu of SpongeBob and Gary.
*Patar has a similar beard of Homer Simpson.
*Squog's house is in monkey shape.
*there is a fire and it rains under the ocean.
*Fires do not last long in the ocean, raindrops do not touch the sand ground.
*SpongeGar and Patar seem to be more overweight than SpongeBob and Patrick. But Patrick is overweight too.
* In the Scene when they are cooking food Patar rips off his clothes and cooks them and eats them however when patar is seen again he has his clothes on despite the fact that he just ate them.
*Patchy's leg is missing in [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Can Fly]], a possible reason that the Tyrannosaurus Rex attacked Patchy.
*This is the first episode of Patchy the Pirate not in Encino, California.
*SpongeTron, Primitive SpongeBob, and Primitive Patrick appear in this episode during the song.
*The viewer is given the hint that humans and dinosours lived together. Humans did not appear until much, much later.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Ugh!]]

{{Season3}}

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 3]]

Ugh (Episode)

2008-05-30T18:30:38Z

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Ugh.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | Ugh!
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 54
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 5.3.2004
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 3
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Clams]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[The Great Snail Race]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Ugh!"''' is an episode from Season 3

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
'''''With Patchy''''' 
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Robot]] [[Image:SpongeGar with Stick.JPG|thumb|right|SpongeGar]]
*[[Caveman]]

'''''SpongeBob Episode''''' 
*[[SpongeGar]]
*[[Patar]]
*[[Squog]]
*[[Prehistoric Gary]]

===Places===
*SpongeGar's House
*Patar's House
*Squog's House

==Songs==
[[When Worlds Collide]]

==Plot==
The episode begins with SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog. Lousy loud whales make supersonic ocean waves of sound, making a giant rock on a panel drop of SpongeGar. SpongeGar then acts crazy, but then laughs to find out he got hit by the rock. He puts it back on the panel and puts on his Prehistoric clothes. Then, he wakes up and decides to take Big Gary on a jog. He tells Gary "Tabongaa Gary", but Gary refuses, and SpongeGar yells Gary! Ta-Bong-Ga! and takes the giant Gary out of the pineapple house. Squog then is angry for finding snail trail slime on his yawn.

Squog then plans to complain and yell at Gary but worries that Gary will smash him and flatten him with his strong big eyes.
So Squog decides to take a wooden stick with him and chose between two sticks. After he chose one the other stick cried. Squog tells SpongeGar about Gary's Pooga, and SpongeGar tries to learn what Pooga or Snail Trail Slime is. Squog slips on the slime trail and slams into Patar's house. Patar tastes Squog's body covered with Snail Slime, and first acts immature. Then, he adds salt on it and he enjoys tasting the squid-covered snail slime, making Squog angry.

Squog decides to go inside, while SpongeGar and Patar play with each other. Soon, SpongeGar finds a wooden log and uses it to blow bubbles. Soon, they clap hands, and then it starts raining on and off as they keep clapping. Soon, they keep clapping until giant thunderbolts hit them, making fire on the log. Squog comes out of his house, and puts his tentacle in it, burning him so he licked his tentacle. SpongeGar and Patar put their hands into the fire log and they are having a good time on the heat and curiosity as their neurons and common senses do not wake for a long time. Then, SpongeGar and Patar got burned as well.

Soon, Patar tastes his burned hand and it tastes good. SpongeGar and Squog would want to taste it too, although they forget they have their own hands. SpongeGar decides to eat some breakfast. He gets some flowers, and decides to share with Squog. But he accidentally throws the flowers into the fire, and he suddenly has a very strange motion. He has many scene-facing confusion with deep opera singing of his face, the flowers in the fire, and Squog's stick in his hand. After a really long scene of the very hard thinking, he suddenly gets an idea to have a barbecue breakfast using sticks to put food in the fire. SpongeGar and Squog fall in love with the barbecued food in the fire, and Squog thinks it's really genius food, thinking [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein|Albert Einstein]].

Soon, Patar, SpongeGar, and Squog go on a really big lunch. They go on lots and lots of eating. SpongeGar eats a sandy Krabby Patty, Squog puts pebbles and corn on a pan into the fire, making popcorn, and Patrick eats inedible food. Next, they keep using other foods from the forest. Some of them include Kelp Grass, sticks, Patrick's clothes, napkin, tree-branch noodles (similar to Japanese food Sukiaki), Mr. Krabs' small ancestors who keep saying MONEY!, made Patar killed and eat it.

Everyone is with fat stomachs and have grown overweight. They have enjoyed a very delicious breakfast, lunch and dinner and are about to go home and sleep until they forget the log fire. Squog gets it first, but SpongeGar is angry, and they hit each other with sticks without motion moving shots of them hitting each other, and Patar grabs the log fire while they fight. Soon, Patar throws the log fire over his head. Squog uses his tentacles, swiping, a Monster photo, chasing, SpongeGar uses more bait and swiping, and Patar uses swipe, steal, and foot-catching bait. Soon, the log fire lands and stops. They all fight over the log fire for who eats it first.

Soon, rain comes again, and puts out the fire, making SpongeGar and Patar cry together. Soon, Squog is hit by lightning and SpongeGar and Patar roast sausages on the smoke around Squog for one more dinner.

==Plot/Patchy the Pirate==
Patchy invites us and tells about Prehistory is really fun. Potty however is in Cyborg future robot form and they fight over
SpongeBob of whose form of time his is the favorite:
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's going on there? 
SpongeBob: I think that a pirate and a parrot are arguing about me! And the parrot is winning! 

Soon, Patchy decides to show us a real live caveman that he has found from a block of ice. He freed the caveman from the block of ice by using his mom's hair dryer. Soon, Potty shows us a really futuristic and extremely over-contemporary robot who fights with the caveman. Before the intermission, Patchy gets hit by the rock thrown by the Caveman.

Then, Patchy comes back, and is still having some difficulties with the enemies. Soon, after the episode, Potty gives Patchy a reward, having the robot and caveman sing [[When Worlds Collide]]. Then, Potty gives him a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Patchy then is caught in teeth by the T-Rex and tells us, ``Well, Thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C.'' and then is attacked by the T-Rex. Poor ol' Patchy.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode takes place before the TV series in the accurate timeline.
*SpongeGar is a portameanu of SpongeBob and Gary.
*Patar has a similar beard of Homer Simpson.
*Squog's house is in monkey shape.
*there is a fire and it rains under the ocean.
*Fires do not last long in the ocean, raindrops do not touch the sand ground.
*SpongeGar and Patar seem to be more overweight than SpongeBob and Patrick. But Patrick is overweight too.
* In the Scene when they are cooking food Patar rips off his clothes and cooks them and eats them however when patar is seen again he has his clothes on despite the fact that he just ate them.
*Patchy's leg is missing in [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Can Fly]], a possible reason that the Tyrannosaurus Rex attacked Patchy.
*This is the first episode of Patchy the Pirate not in Encino, California.
*SpongeTron, Primitive SpongeBob, and Primitive Patrick appear in this episode during the song.
*The viewer is given the hint that humans and dinosours lived together. Humans did not appear until much, much later.

==Transcript==
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