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Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)

2013-09-11T23:17:52Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Atlantis SquarePantis|Atlantis SquarePantis.jpg|114|6|November 28,2008|SpongeTron|Picture Day}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Bubble.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob and Patrick with the first bubble ever © Viacom
|-
|}

'''Atlantis SquarePantis''' is a TV movie from [[Episodes/Season 6|Season 6]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[The Oldest Living Bubble|The World's Oldest Living Bubble]]
*[[Lord Royal Highness]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Eugene]]
*[[Gary]]'s Snail Friends
*[[SpongeGar]] (cameo)
*[[Patar]] (cameo)
*[[Squog]] (cameo)
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[The Three Aliens]] (debut)
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[Jellyfish Cave|Cave]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Museum
*[[Atlantis]]

===Songs===
*[[I Will Try (Song)|I Will Try]]
*[[Our Favorite Things (Song)|Our Favorite Things]]
*I'm Patrick
*[[All This Money (Song)|All This Money]]
*[[The Germ Warrior (Song)|The Germ Warrior]]
*[[So Many Weapons (Song)|So Many Weapons]]
*[[Pick up a Pencil (Song)|Pick up a Pencil]]
*[[Back in Encino (Song)|Back in Encino]]
*[[Goodbye Atlantis (Song)|Goodbye Atlantis]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields blowing bubbles. Patrick tries to take pictures of the bubbles, but cannot as the camera is too slow. Patrick blames the camera and stomps on it, but SpongeBob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows a bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. SpongeBob and Patrick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave, miles from Bikini Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half of the Atlantean Amulet. SpongeBob notices the letters "ANTIS" on the side. Patrick concludes that the amulet probably belonged to SpongeBob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SquarePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is.

Later, Squidward, who had been visiting the museum at the time, accuses SpongeBob and Patrick of stealing the Atlantian Amulet as he saw the half SpongeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the amulet is still on its platform, that SpongeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for eons. Sandy, who was at the museum as well, says that when the two pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses that history of Atlantis, Mr. Krabs joins them, after performing an unsuccessful scam earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the two halves, as they are all very eager to see Atlantis.

A van then falls from the sky, which is the key to Atlantis. However, the automated computer aboard says that "song fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone sings to make the bus move, with SpongeBob singing about the World's oldest living bubble in Atlantis, Mr. Krabs about money, Sandy about science, and Squidward about Art, they unfortunately do not realize Plankton is on the bus, intending to use Atlantis's superior weapons, on them, and the Atlanteans to become king of the city. Everybody sings about what they want to see in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patrick, when he interrupts Squidward's musical number. They crash land in Atlantis on a topiary garden, and the king, Lord Royal Highness, gives them a tour of the Atlantean Empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons. As they travel into the treasure, science, and art rooms, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward respectively decide they want to stay in Atlantis as one room had more than anything they could ever get in Bikini Bottom.
[[Image:Atlantis.jpg|thumb|Atlantis © Viacom]] SpongeBob and Patrick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. Lord Royal Highness leaves them alone in the room so that he could prepare dinner for them. However, disaster strikes when Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and it pops. At dinner, SpongeBob and Patrick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal Highness finds out, admit they popped the bubble, ready to receive their punishment.

Lord Royal Highness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble they popped was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal, and Patrick takes a picture, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a tank he found, which really only fires ice cream. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking speck" would make a much better replacement for the bubble.As soon the group left, The LRH told one of the guard's to get rid of the coin so, they can never come back. Then he said. "I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier." The group then goes back home and everyone except SpongeBob crys because they wanted to stay in Atlantis.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Why did [[Lord Royal Highness]] threw the [[Atlantean Amulet]] in the dumpster?
*Last appearance for [[Atlantis]]!
*The title card music is the main title from Lawrence of Arabia, composed and performed by Maurice Jarre.
*[[Guest Stars|David Bowie]] guest voices as Lord Royal Highness.
*When Squidward is singing his song, you see [[SpongeGar]], [[Patar]], and [[Squog]] for a short time.
*The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including:
**Dance Dance Revolution series
**Super Mario Bros. (warp pipe)
**Dr. Mario
**Bubble Bobble
**Street Fighter (logo)
**This marks the first appearance of The Three Aliens.
*Squidward saying Atlantis’s streets are made of gold and the lamps are made of diamonds is a reference to the afterlife in Heaven where the Bible says that Heaven’s streets are made of Gold, and the Gates are made of Pearls.
*The drawing of the people from Atlantis is very similar to the drawings on The Beatles' movie Yellow Submarine.
*This is the first 60 minute episode/TV movie.
*SpongeBob dropped his bubble-blowing wand when he discovered that he and Patrick were inside the bubble, floating away. In the next shot, however, it is gone.
*The word „Atlantis“ engraved into the amulet is first seen at the top of the amulet, but all shots shot after the amulet is joined together show the writing on the bottom left side of the amulet.
*This episode has the most songs total with 8 songs.
*There are no female Atlanteans. Atlanteans may have no gender.
*Squidward was in many famous artworks:
**American Gothic
**The Persistence of Memory
**The Eiffel Tower
**The Creation of Adam
**Duchamp's urinal
**Nighthawks
**Cubist work
**Surrealist work
**Van Gogh's Starry Night
**Venice Italy
*Atlanteans are probably aliens. L.R.H. mentions a mother planet in the scene with destroying of the bubble.
*The premiere of this episode drew 8 million views. The highest amount of views in there 15 year history.
*The German Title means „SpongeBob's Atlantic Adventure“.
*Notice that L.R.H. called Sandy „Sandra“ when they are in the dining room.
*Sandy has used Squidward as a gun, Patrick as a Boomerang, SpongeBob as a shield and Mr. Krabs a grass cutter, which inspired the many combat moves in the Atlantis Squarepantis Game for the Nintendo DS.
*The plot of 5 sea creatures going into a Paradise is a reference on „Charlie and the Chocolate Factory“.
*Notice in the beginning of the germ-fighting scene, the words, NICKELODEON 1991 are seen at the bottom.
*This is the only episode/TV movie where Atlantis is futuristic. In other episodes, it looks like Mount Olympus in Greece.
*[[Patchy]] misses Encino a lot in this episode.
*Patchy's dial tone is the end of the SpongeBob Theme.
*Patchy starts the episode stuck in traffic. But when he think's he's home at last, [[Encino]] is Gone!
*When Squidward jumped in the paintings it's similar to 1996 Nintendo 64 game Super Mario 64 and its DS sequel, Super Mario 64 DS.
*When Patchy said "Uh oh, here come the hallucinations," how did he not know that Encino was still gone?
*This is the 1st time Patchy meets SpongeBob. The 2nd time was [[Truth or Square?]]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Transcript for Atlantis SquarePantis]]

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:SpongeBobs atlantisches Abenteuer (Episode)]]

==See Also==
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (DVD)]]
*[[Atlantis]]
*[[Atlantean Amulet]]

{{Movies}}
{{Season5}}
[[de:SpongeBobs atlantisches Abenteuer (Episode)]]

Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)

2013-09-11T23:16:19Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Atlantis SquarePantis|Atlantis SquarePantis.jpg|114|6|November 28,2008|BlackJack|Picture Day}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Bubble.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob and Patrick with the first bubble ever © Viacom
|-
|}

'''Atlantis SquarePantis''' is a TV movie from [[Episodes/Season 6|Season 6]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[The Oldest Living Bubble|The World's Oldest Living Bubble]]
*[[Lord Royal Highness]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Eugene]]
*[[Gary]]'s Snail Friends
*[[SpongeGar]] (cameo)
*[[Patar]] (cameo)
*[[Squog]] (cameo)
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[The Three Aliens]] (debut)
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[Jellyfish Cave|Cave]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Museum
*[[Atlantis]]

===Songs===
*[[I Will Try (Song)|I Will Try]]
*[[Our Favorite Things (Song)|Our Favorite Things]]
*I'm Patrick
*[[All This Money (Song)|All This Money]]
*[[The Germ Warrior (Song)|The Germ Warrior]]
*[[So Many Weapons (Song)|So Many Weapons]]
*[[Pick up a Pencil (Song)|Pick up a Pencil]]
*[[Back in Encino (Song)|Back in Encino]]
*[[Goodbye Atlantis (Song)|Goodbye Atlantis]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields blowing bubbles. Patrick tries to take pictures of the bubbles, but cannot as the camera is too slow. Patrick blames the camera and stomps on it, but SpongeBob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows a bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. SpongeBob and Patrick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave, miles from Bikini Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half of the Atlantean Amulet. SpongeBob notices the letters "ANTIS" on the side. Patrick concludes that the amulet probably belonged to SpongeBob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SquarePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is.

Later, Squidward, who had been visiting the museum at the time, accuses SpongeBob and Patrick of stealing the Atlantian Amulet as he saw the half SpongeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the amulet is still on its platform, that SpongeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for eons. Sandy, who was at the museum as well, says that when the two pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses that history of Atlantis, Mr. Krabs joins them, after performing an unsuccessful scam earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the two halves, as they are all very eager to see Atlantis.

A van then falls from the sky, which is the key to Atlantis. However, the automated computer aboard says that "song fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone sings to make the bus move, with SpongeBob singing about the World's oldest living bubble in Atlantis, Mr. Krabs about money, Sandy about science, and Squidward about Art, they unfortunately do not realize Plankton is on the bus, intending to use Atlantis's superior weapons, on them, and the Atlanteans to become king of the city. Everybody sings about what they want to see in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patrick, when he interrupts Squidward's musical number. They crash land in Atlantis on a topiary garden, and the king, Lord Royal Highness, gives them a tour of the Atlantean Empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons. As they travel into the treasure, science, and art rooms, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward respectively decide they want to stay in Atlantis as one room had more than anything they could ever get in Bikini Bottom.
[[Image:Atlantis.jpg|thumb|Atlantis © Viacom]] SpongeBob and Patrick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. Lord Royal Highness leaves them alone in the room so that he could prepare dinner for them. However, disaster strikes when Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and it pops. At dinner, SpongeBob and Patrick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal Highness finds out, admit they popped the bubble, ready to receive their punishment.

Lord Royal Highness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble they popped was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal, and Patrick takes a picture, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a tank he found, which really only fires ice cream. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking speck" would make a much better replacement for the bubble.As soon the group left, The LRH told one of the guard's to get rid of the coin so, they can never come back. Then he said. "I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier." The group then goes back home and everyone except SpongeBob crys because they wanted to stay in Atlantis.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Why did [[Lord Royal Highness]] threw the [[Atlantean Amulet]] in the dumpster?
*Last appearance for [[Atlantis]]!
*The title card music is the main title from Lawrence of Arabia, composed and performed by Maurice Jarre.
*[[Guest Stars|David Bowie]] guest voices as Lord Royal Highness.
*When Squidward is singing his song, you see [[SpongeGar]], [[Patar]], and [[Squog]] for a short time.
*The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including:
**Dance Dance Revolution series
**Super Mario Bros. (warp pipe)
**Dr. Mario
**Bubble Bobble
**Street Fighter (logo)
**This marks the first appearance of The Three Aliens.
*Squidward saying Atlantis’s streets are made of gold and the lamps are made of diamonds is a reference to the afterlife in Heaven where the Bible says that Heaven’s streets are made of Gold, and the Gates are made of Pearls.
*The drawing of the people from Atlantis is very similar to the drawings on The Beatles' movie Yellow Submarine.
*This is the first 60 minute episode/TV movie.
*SpongeBob dropped his bubble-blowing wand when he discovered that he and Patrick were inside the bubble, floating away. In the next shot, however, it is gone.
*The word „Atlantis“ engraved into the amulet is first seen at the top of the amulet, but all shots shot after the amulet is joined together show the writing on the bottom left side of the amulet.
*This episode has the most songs total with 8 songs.
*There are no female Atlanteans. Atlanteans may have no gender.
*Squidward was in many famous artworks:
**American Gothic
**The Persistence of Memory
**The Eiffel Tower
**The Creation of Adam
**Duchamp's urinal
**Nighthawks
**Cubist work
**Surrealist work
**Van Gogh's Starry Night
**Venice Italy
*Atlanteans are probably aliens. L.R.H. mentions a mother planet in the scene with destroying of the bubble.
*The premiere of this episode drew 8 million views. The highest amount of views in there 15 year history.
*The German Title means „SpongeBob's Atlantic Adventure“.
*Notice that L.R.H. called Sandy „Sandra“ when they are in the dining room.
*Sandy has used Squidward as a gun, Patrick as a Boomerang, SpongeBob as a shield and Mr. Krabs a grass cutter, which inspired the many combat moves in the Atlantis Squarepantis Game for the Nintendo DS.
*The plot of 5 sea creatures going into a Paradise is a reference on „Charlie and the Chocolate Factory“.
*Notice in the beginning of the germ-fighting scene, the words, NICKELODEON 1991 are seen at the bottom.
*This is the only episode/TV movie where Atlantis is futuristic. In other episodes, it looks like Mount Olympus in Greece.
*[[Patchy]] misses Encino a lot in this episode.
*Patchy's dial tone is the end of the SpongeBob Theme.
*Patchy starts the episode stuck in traffic. But when he think's he's home at last, [[Encino]] is Gone!
*When Squidward jumped in the paintings it's similar to 1996 Nintendo 64 game Super Mario 64 and its DS sequel, Super Mario 64 DS.
*When Patchy said "Uh oh, here come the hallucinations," how did he not know that Encino was still gone?
*This is the 1st time Patchy meets SpongeBob. The 2nd time was [[Truth or Square?]]

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Transcript for Atlantis SquarePantis]]

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:SpongeBobs atlantisches Abenteuer (Episode)]]

==See Also==
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (DVD)]]
*[[Atlantis]]
*[[Atlantean Amulet]]

{{Movies}}
{{Season5}}
[[de:SpongeBobs atlantisches Abenteuer (Episode)]]

The Kuddly Krab

2013-09-11T21:53:16Z

156.34.152.68:

[[Image:Pearl Kuddly Krab.JPG|thumb|right|Pearl Krabs When 10 and SpongeBob When 18 inside the Kuddly Krab for 2005.]]

'''The Kuddly Krab''' was a version of the Krusty Krab modified by [[Pearl Krabs]]. It was a teen-oriented restaurant. Their employees wore pink uniforms with flowers.The Kuddly Krab had 1 floor. The Kuddly Krab's kitchen was the same, although it was teen like. The sign was much more teenage oriented. Its only employees were SpongeBob and Squidward.
===Popularity===
The Kuddly Krab had many customers of a young age and could have been considered as 'Popular' although many of the adults who came there would be disappointed about the Kuddly Krab because it was a hip teen restaurant.

===Menu===
*Salads

The only beverage served was tea.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II (Episode)

2013-09-11T21:49:59Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV|Titlecard Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV.jpg|42b|3/2001|July 12, 2002|Hooky|Hounty}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|}
'''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 3|Season 3]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Dirty Bubble]]
*[[Johnny]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Atomic Flounder]]
*[[Jumbo Shrimp|Dreaded Jumbo Shrimp]]
*Competition results announcer
*People at Shady Shoals rest home
*Mailfish

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Shady Shoals]]
*[[Diner]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob is watching his favorite show, ''The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy''. He has entered a competition, and is listening eagerly to see if he's won the mystery prize. The announcer declares the winner as "SpringBoob SquirePin". However, it is actually SpongeBob SquarePants, as the announcer did not "pronounce it correctly".

SpongeBob has won the "conch signal", a conch whose noise is a signal which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy respond to. However, SpongeBob constantly sounds it in order to get them to do favors.

Annoyed, Barnacle Boy shouts at SpongeBob, who says that he just wants to spend time with them. They spend time together, with SpongeBob dressed as a superhero. In the street, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy see an old man, who was once ''[[Atomic Flounder|The Atomic Flounder]]''. SpongeBob attacks the old man but is stopped.

At a restaurant, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy ask SpongeBob to find their theme song on a jukebox. They run outside and hope to escape from SpongeBob, but get trapped by ''The Dirty Bubble''. SpongeBob pops the [[Dirty Bubble]] with a pencil tip, saving the day. Then SpongeBob, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sing in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's [[Invisible Boat Mobile]].

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The song that was sung is a parody of a song about Batman and Robin, of which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are parodies of.
*This is the first ''"[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]"'' episode in which SpongeBob appears without [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]. The second is [[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaidman vs SpongeBob]].
*This was the last episode to use traditional cel animation. All episodes from [[Your Shoe's Untied]] to [[Pranks A Lot]] use digital ink and paint.
*This is the first appearance of the [[Mermalair]].
*When Mermaid Man said "'''Activate''' torpedo mode!", regular closed captioning said "Torpedo mode!"
*The Mermalair is a parody of Batman's Batcave.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II|Transcript for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]

{{MM&BB}}
{{Season1}}
[[de:Rückkehr der Superhelden (Episode)]]

SB-129 (Episode)

2013-09-11T21:48:33Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|SB-129|Titlecard-SB-129.jpg|41a|3/2001|January 31, 2002|Neptune's Spatula|Karate Choppers}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[Image:Primitive SpongeBob.JPG|300px]]</center>[[Primate Sponge]] © Viacom
|-
|}

'''SB-129''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 3|Season 3]].

===Characters===
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[SpongeTron]]
*SpongeTron X
*SpongeTron Y
*SpongeTron Z
*[[Patron]]
*[[Primate Sponge]]
*[[Prehistoric Starfish]]

==Plot==
The day (March 6, 2017) starts off quite well for Squidward. He is about to practice his [[Clarinet]] when SpongeBob's alarm clock (facing out the window) knocks the clarinet inside Squidward's mouth, and SpongeBob asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Squidward tries to reply, but because his clarinet is in his mouth, anything he says is incomprehensible, and SpongeBob thinks he said "yes". After Squidward takes his clarinet out of his mouth, Squidward is constantly bothered in his house by SpongeBob and Patrick who want to go jellyfishing with him. Squidward, in an attempt to stop SpongeBob and Patrick bothering him, tells SpongeBob that he should be at work, but SpongeBob tells him that it is a Sunday, and the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays.

Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to stay where they are, and goes out the back door of his house and goes into the Krusty Krab. He sees SpongeBob and Patrick looking for him, and goes into the kitchen. SpongeBob and Patrick are still looking for him, so he goes into the freezer. After SpongeBob and Patrick go away, Squidward is frightened to find that the handle is jammed, and that he is stuck inside the freezer. He assures himself that someone will find him.

Unfortunately, this is not true and 2000 years later (on March 6, 4017) , the door falls down and a frozen Squidward is defrosted by 'SpongeTron', a descendant of SpongeBob. Squidward finds out that everything in the future (except for people) is made entirely of chrome, and all organic life forms that aren't people (such as seaweed or kelp) are simply spray-painted chrome. SpongeTron introduces Squidward to his clones; X, Y, and Z. SpongeTron informs Squidward that there are ''486'' SpongeTrons in response to the the question asked by Squidward "Are the other letters of the alphabet involved, here?", meaning that the English alphabet has been expanded, merged with another character set, or (most likely) it was hyperbole by the animators to make the future more complex. Squidward decides that he hates the future, so SpongeTron directs him to a time machine, which is actually a small room with a control panel. Squidward uses the time machine (shortly after meeting Patron, a two-headed descendant of Patrick) to travel to the prehistoric past, ripping the entire room out of the building in the process.

He meets Primitive Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish, whom are the ancestors of SpongeBob and Patrick. Squidward tells them about jellyfishing because they keep on torturing themselves with jellyfish. They seem to be interested, but are driven crazy by Squidward's clarinet, and chase after him. He goes into the time machine, but it malfunctions, and he goes to a very strange place with abstract shapes and no characters or setting (it is possibly an alternate universe, another dimension, or a time warp, but Squidward calls it 'nowhere'). After he finds the time machine, he begs it to return to the present, which it does, but Squidward finds out that in his travels, he invented jellyfishing. The episode ends when Squidward says "I'm going back."
== Trivia/Goofs ==
*This is the other episode in Season 1 in which Squidward is the main character.
*The episode, which arises from Squidward time traveling and inventing the game of jellyfishing while seeking to avoid SpongeBob and Patrick as they want him to jellyfish with them, is an example of a time paradox known as a casual loop, in which a person is inspired or driven by an event to time travel and, whether or not intentionally, causes the event which will facilitate their initial time traveling trip.
*This is the first (and only) episode in which the title was spoken when the title card was shown. This is also one of the ten episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash (Episode)|One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box (Episode)|Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler (Episode)|SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]], [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]], [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]], [[The Donut of Shame (Episode)|The Donut of Shame]], and [[The Krabby Kronicle (Episode)|The Krabby Kronicle]].
*The episode parodies the black comedy '''Futurama''', where the main character Fry was frozen in 1999 and was released in the future. The same thing happens to Squidward.
*The calendar in the future says that the date is March 6, 4017 AD.
*The words "past" and "future" switch places from when Squidward first enters the time machine and when he goes in from the past. Additionally, nothing is written on the lever when Squidward "falls" into the time machine towards the end.
*When Squidward first arrives in the "Nowhere" zone, he has his clarinet. But when he begins running frantically, the clarinet disappears. When he falls through the roof of the time machine, the clarinet is back in his hand.
* When Squidward said "Alone", other voices came. These voices were voiced by the entire crew of the show.
*"SB-129" was originally going to be called "SpongeBob 3000".
*The episode aired on December 31, 1999 and involved traveling to the future. This could be a note on the upcoming millenium and new century.
*SB-129 was this episode's production code.
*In SpongeBob SquarePants: SuperSponge, Chapter 3 takes place in the prehistoric Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob also uses a similar time machine to get there.
*When Squidward goes into the can opener room, he is shown looking like a spring. When he goes into the time machine, he is normal.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: SB-129]]

{{Season1}}

[[de:Die Zeitmaschine (Episode)|Die Zeitmaschine]]

Neptune’s Spatula (Episode)

2013-09-11T21:48:04Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Neptune's Spatula|Titlecard Neptune's Spatula.jpg|40b|2/2001|4 October 2001|Fools in April|SB-129}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|}
'''Neptune's Spatula''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 2|Season 2]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[King Neptune]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*Ice-cream vendor ([[Lou]])
*Everyone else at Fry Cook museum
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Audience at Poseidome
*[[Tom Kenny]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Nancy]]
*Old Lady
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

===Places===
*[[Fry Cook Museum]]
*[[Atlantis]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
At the fry cook museum, SpongeBob and Patrick are amazed by everything. They see a greasy griddle with a golden spatula embedded in the grease. On it is a plaque, which says "Many have tried to pull this spatula out of this ancient grease, but all have failed. Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield the [[Golden Spatula]]". While SpongeBob is posing for a picture with the spatula, an old lady asks him "Do you know where the menu section is?" SpongeBob replied "It's over that way." But when he was pointing to where the menu section was, he unexpectedly pulled the spatula out. Shortly afterwards, King Neptune appeared from a cloud of smoke. He asks who pulled out the spatula, and SpongeBob takes credit. [[Image:Atlantis Palace.JPG|thumb|right|Neptune's Palace in Atlantis]] King Neptune however sees SpongeBob as "unsignificant" and does not want to believe SB is his fry cook. Neptune asks people such as Patrick, a hot dog seller, Larry the Lobster etcetera if they pulled the spatula but they tell the fact that SpongeBob did it.

Neptune laughs all these witnesses off but eventually gets impatient and tries to make up several fake excuses on why SpongeBob should not be a royal fry cook. Eventually when Patrick gets into the argument between SpongeBob and Neptune, the king loses his temper and blasts Patrick with his magic. Neptune finally realizes that SpongeBob is not kidding on pulling the spatula and asks SpongeBob if he wants to take a burger-making competition to prove he is worthy. Patrick however foolishly argues with the king about how great SpongeBob is and in return Neptune repeatedly blasts Patrick until he is a smear of ash and smoke. SpongeBob agrees to the challenge under the condition that Neptune repairs Patrick (Neptune agrees but his magic ends up putting Patrick's face on Patrick's rear side). Neptune then tells Patrick and SpongeBob that if SpongeBob wins he goes to live with Neptune in his faraway kingdom; Atlantis as a royal fry cook and if he loses SpongeBob must resign his career as a fry cook permanently and unconditionally.

At the Atlantis stadium the Poseidome, [[Mr. Krabs]] is hired as the director/announcer of the competition and makes Neptune and SB agree that the winner must make 1000 patties before the other. Neptune uses his magic to make burger fixings, his cooking supplies etcetera while SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty at a normal pace. Eventually Neptune makes 1000 patties by the time SB makes his first one causing Neptune to win. Neptune however is disqualified because when giving the audience his burgers they chew them and instantly find them disgusting; Neptune did not show love onto the patties before giving them which makes them taste awful. Neptune finally accepts his loss and decides to try SpongeBob's patty which is proven delicious. King Neptune hires SpongeBob as his fry cook, apologizes for his disbelief but tells SpongeBob that the only cost for living in Atlantis as a god is that he must leave his friends, possessions and home behind him as he lives in comfort at the palace. SpongeBob however later decides that he does not want to leave and when Neptune's attempts to make SpongeBob into a god like him, fail, SpongeBob offers Neptune a compromise where SpongeBob will teach Neptune how to make his own good Krabby Patties to be his own fry cook but under the condition that SpongeBob will be allowed to remain in Bikini Bottom and only visit Atlantis on occasion.

==Cultural References==
*The Poseidome is taken from Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. Neptune is the Roman god of the sea.
*The whole spatula in the "ancient grease" is a reference to the Arthurian legend of Excalibur, or the sword in the stone in which whoever pulls the sword from the stone would become the King of England. Also, the fact that it's called "ancient grease" can be seen as a play on Ancient Greece (The Ancient Roman god Neptune and his Greek counterpart, Poseidon, do not seem to be distinguished in this episode.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[Image:Gottburger3.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and the Spatula]]
*The man taking a shower is actually [[Tom Kenny]] (SpongeBob's voice actor and additional voices (e.g., French Narrator, Patchy the Pirate, Gary)). This scene is also seen in the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]].
*This is Neptune's first appearance. His second was in the episode [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]] in the Patchy segments as a real life person. His third appearance was in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, his fourth was in [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]], when he was mentioned very briefly. He also appeared in the video game ''Battle For Bikini Bottom'' along with the Poseidome. His next appearance was [[The Clash of Triton]].
*When Patrick takes the picture of SpongeBob just before Neptune appeared, SpongeBob is standing casually. However when Patrick shows the picture to Neptune, SpongeBob is seen as he was when he pulled the spatula out of the grease.
*Patrick wore the same outfit in the SpongeBob game [[Employee of the Month (Game)|Employee of the Month]].
*In this episode, the Krusty Krab kitchen's walls are blue, but when SpongeBob said, "What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?" the walls are green, a normal color.
*This episode is an obvious reference to the "Sword and the Stone" from "The Legend of Camelot."
*The likely explanation of why King Neptune's patties were awful may be because he didn't wash his hands recently or that magic does not taste good since the supplies were made of magic not real supplies.
*The way Neptune loses the challenge by the fact that he did not perform perfect may be a reference to how in 1989 in the NASCAR Cup series, Rusty Wallace won the Sprint All-Star Race with the prize of $200,000 (A million dollars in today's money) but his win was unpopular when the racing fans and officials discovered that he won by wrecking rival driver Darrell Waltrip on the final lap. Although Wallace kept the victory, as a result Wallace lost nearly all his popularity.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Neptune's Spatula]]

{{Season1}}
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Neptune’s Spatula (Episode)

2013-09-11T21:47:08Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Neptune's Spatula|Titlecard Neptune's Spatula.jpg|40b|2|4 October 2001|Fools in April|SB-129}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|}
'''Neptune's Spatula''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 2|Season 2]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[King Neptune]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*Ice-cream vendor ([[Lou]])
*Everyone else at Fry Cook museum
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Audience at Poseidome
*[[Tom Kenny]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Nancy]]
*Old Lady
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

===Places===
*[[Fry Cook Museum]]
*[[Atlantis]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
At the fry cook museum, SpongeBob and Patrick are amazed by everything. They see a greasy griddle with a golden spatula embedded in the grease. On it is a plaque, which says "Many have tried to pull this spatula out of this ancient grease, but all have failed. Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield the [[Golden Spatula]]". While SpongeBob is posing for a picture with the spatula, an old lady asks him "Do you know where the menu section is?" SpongeBob replied "It's over that way." But when he was pointing to where the menu section was, he unexpectedly pulled the spatula out. Shortly afterwards, King Neptune appeared from a cloud of smoke. He asks who pulled out the spatula, and SpongeBob takes credit. [[Image:Atlantis Palace.JPG|thumb|right|Neptune's Palace in Atlantis]] King Neptune however sees SpongeBob as "unsignificant" and does not want to believe SB is his fry cook. Neptune asks people such as Patrick, a hot dog seller, Larry the Lobster etcetera if they pulled the spatula but they tell the fact that SpongeBob did it.

Neptune laughs all these witnesses off but eventually gets impatient and tries to make up several fake excuses on why SpongeBob should not be a royal fry cook. Eventually when Patrick gets into the argument between SpongeBob and Neptune, the king loses his temper and blasts Patrick with his magic. Neptune finally realizes that SpongeBob is not kidding on pulling the spatula and asks SpongeBob if he wants to take a burger-making competition to prove he is worthy. Patrick however foolishly argues with the king about how great SpongeBob is and in return Neptune repeatedly blasts Patrick until he is a smear of ash and smoke. SpongeBob agrees to the challenge under the condition that Neptune repairs Patrick (Neptune agrees but his magic ends up putting Patrick's face on Patrick's rear side). Neptune then tells Patrick and SpongeBob that if SpongeBob wins he goes to live with Neptune in his faraway kingdom; Atlantis as a royal fry cook and if he loses SpongeBob must resign his career as a fry cook permanently and unconditionally.

At the Atlantis stadium the Poseidome, [[Mr. Krabs]] is hired as the director/announcer of the competition and makes Neptune and SB agree that the winner must make 1000 patties before the other. Neptune uses his magic to make burger fixings, his cooking supplies etcetera while SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty at a normal pace. Eventually Neptune makes 1000 patties by the time SB makes his first one causing Neptune to win. Neptune however is disqualified because when giving the audience his burgers they chew them and instantly find them disgusting; Neptune did not show love onto the patties before giving them which makes them taste awful. Neptune finally accepts his loss and decides to try SpongeBob's patty which is proven delicious. King Neptune hires SpongeBob as his fry cook, apologizes for his disbelief but tells SpongeBob that the only cost for living in Atlantis as a god is that he must leave his friends, possessions and home behind him as he lives in comfort at the palace. SpongeBob however later decides that he does not want to leave and when Neptune's attempts to make SpongeBob into a god like him, fail, SpongeBob offers Neptune a compromise where SpongeBob will teach Neptune how to make his own good Krabby Patties to be his own fry cook but under the condition that SpongeBob will be allowed to remain in Bikini Bottom and only visit Atlantis on occasion.

==Cultural References==
*The Poseidome is taken from Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. Neptune is the Roman god of the sea.
*The whole spatula in the "ancient grease" is a reference to the Arthurian legend of Excalibur, or the sword in the stone in which whoever pulls the sword from the stone would become the King of England. Also, the fact that it's called "ancient grease" can be seen as a play on Ancient Greece (The Ancient Roman god Neptune and his Greek counterpart, Poseidon, do not seem to be distinguished in this episode.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[Image:Gottburger3.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and the Spatula]]
*The man taking a shower is actually [[Tom Kenny]] (SpongeBob's voice actor and additional voices (e.g., French Narrator, Patchy the Pirate, Gary)). This scene is also seen in the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]].
*This is Neptune's first appearance. His second was in the episode [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]] in the Patchy segments as a real life person. His third appearance was in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, his fourth was in [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]], when he was mentioned very briefly. He also appeared in the video game ''Battle For Bikini Bottom'' along with the Poseidome. His next appearance was [[The Clash of Triton]].
*When Patrick takes the picture of SpongeBob just before Neptune appeared, SpongeBob is standing casually. However when Patrick shows the picture to Neptune, SpongeBob is seen as he was when he pulled the spatula out of the grease.
*Patrick wore the same outfit in the SpongeBob game [[Employee of the Month (Game)|Employee of the Month]].
*In this episode, the Krusty Krab kitchen's walls are blue, but when SpongeBob said, "What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?" the walls are green, a normal color.
*This episode is an obvious reference to the "Sword and the Stone" from "The Legend of Camelot."
*The likely explanation of why King Neptune's patties were awful may be because he didn't wash his hands recently or that magic does not taste good since the supplies were made of magic not real supplies.
*The way Neptune loses the challenge by the fact that he did not perform perfect may be a reference to how in 1989 in the NASCAR Cup series, Rusty Wallace won the Sprint All-Star Race with the prize of $200,000 (A million dollars in today's money) but his win was unpopular when the racing fans and officials discovered that he won by wrecking rival driver Darrell Waltrip on the final lap. Although Wallace kept the victory, as a result Wallace lost nearly all his popularity.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Neptune's Spatula]]

{{Season1}}
[[de:Ein göttlicher Burger (Episode)]]

Neptune’s Spatula (Episode)

2013-09-11T21:46:34Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Neptune's Spatula|Titlecard Neptune's Spatula.jpg|40b|2|4 October 2001|Fools in April|S.B-129}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|}
'''Neptune's Spatula''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 2|Season 2]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[King Neptune]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*Ice-cream vendor ([[Lou]])
*Everyone else at Fry Cook museum
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Audience at Poseidome
*[[Tom Kenny]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Nancy]]
*Old Lady
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

===Places===
*[[Fry Cook Museum]]
*[[Atlantis]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
At the fry cook museum, SpongeBob and Patrick are amazed by everything. They see a greasy griddle with a golden spatula embedded in the grease. On it is a plaque, which says "Many have tried to pull this spatula out of this ancient grease, but all have failed. Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield the [[Golden Spatula]]". While SpongeBob is posing for a picture with the spatula, an old lady asks him "Do you know where the menu section is?" SpongeBob replied "It's over that way." But when he was pointing to where the menu section was, he unexpectedly pulled the spatula out. Shortly afterwards, King Neptune appeared from a cloud of smoke. He asks who pulled out the spatula, and SpongeBob takes credit. [[Image:Atlantis Palace.JPG|thumb|right|Neptune's Palace in Atlantis]] King Neptune however sees SpongeBob as "unsignificant" and does not want to believe SB is his fry cook. Neptune asks people such as Patrick, a hot dog seller, Larry the Lobster etcetera if they pulled the spatula but they tell the fact that SpongeBob did it.

Neptune laughs all these witnesses off but eventually gets impatient and tries to make up several fake excuses on why SpongeBob should not be a royal fry cook. Eventually when Patrick gets into the argument between SpongeBob and Neptune, the king loses his temper and blasts Patrick with his magic. Neptune finally realizes that SpongeBob is not kidding on pulling the spatula and asks SpongeBob if he wants to take a burger-making competition to prove he is worthy. Patrick however foolishly argues with the king about how great SpongeBob is and in return Neptune repeatedly blasts Patrick until he is a smear of ash and smoke. SpongeBob agrees to the challenge under the condition that Neptune repairs Patrick (Neptune agrees but his magic ends up putting Patrick's face on Patrick's rear side). Neptune then tells Patrick and SpongeBob that if SpongeBob wins he goes to live with Neptune in his faraway kingdom; Atlantis as a royal fry cook and if he loses SpongeBob must resign his career as a fry cook permanently and unconditionally.

At the Atlantis stadium the Poseidome, [[Mr. Krabs]] is hired as the director/announcer of the competition and makes Neptune and SB agree that the winner must make 1000 patties before the other. Neptune uses his magic to make burger fixings, his cooking supplies etcetera while SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty at a normal pace. Eventually Neptune makes 1000 patties by the time SB makes his first one causing Neptune to win. Neptune however is disqualified because when giving the audience his burgers they chew them and instantly find them disgusting; Neptune did not show love onto the patties before giving them which makes them taste awful. Neptune finally accepts his loss and decides to try SpongeBob's patty which is proven delicious. King Neptune hires SpongeBob as his fry cook, apologizes for his disbelief but tells SpongeBob that the only cost for living in Atlantis as a god is that he must leave his friends, possessions and home behind him as he lives in comfort at the palace. SpongeBob however later decides that he does not want to leave and when Neptune's attempts to make SpongeBob into a god like him, fail, SpongeBob offers Neptune a compromise where SpongeBob will teach Neptune how to make his own good Krabby Patties to be his own fry cook but under the condition that SpongeBob will be allowed to remain in Bikini Bottom and only visit Atlantis on occasion.

==Cultural References==
*The Poseidome is taken from Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. Neptune is the Roman god of the sea.
*The whole spatula in the "ancient grease" is a reference to the Arthurian legend of Excalibur, or the sword in the stone in which whoever pulls the sword from the stone would become the King of England. Also, the fact that it's called "ancient grease" can be seen as a play on Ancient Greece (The Ancient Roman god Neptune and his Greek counterpart, Poseidon, do not seem to be distinguished in this episode.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[Image:Gottburger3.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and the Spatula]]
*The man taking a shower is actually [[Tom Kenny]] (SpongeBob's voice actor and additional voices (e.g., French Narrator, Patchy the Pirate, Gary)). This scene is also seen in the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]].
*This is Neptune's first appearance. His second was in the episode [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]] in the Patchy segments as a real life person. His third appearance was in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, his fourth was in [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]], when he was mentioned very briefly. He also appeared in the video game ''Battle For Bikini Bottom'' along with the Poseidome. His next appearance was [[The Clash of Triton]].
*When Patrick takes the picture of SpongeBob just before Neptune appeared, SpongeBob is standing casually. However when Patrick shows the picture to Neptune, SpongeBob is seen as he was when he pulled the spatula out of the grease.
*Patrick wore the same outfit in the SpongeBob game [[Employee of the Month (Game)|Employee of the Month]].
*In this episode, the Krusty Krab kitchen's walls are blue, but when SpongeBob said, "What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?" the walls are green, a normal color.
*This episode is an obvious reference to the "Sword and the Stone" from "The Legend of Camelot."
*The likely explanation of why King Neptune's patties were awful may be because he didn't wash his hands recently or that magic does not taste good since the supplies were made of magic not real supplies.
*The way Neptune loses the challenge by the fact that he did not perform perfect may be a reference to how in 1989 in the NASCAR Cup series, Rusty Wallace won the Sprint All-Star Race with the prize of $200,000 (A million dollars in today's money) but his win was unpopular when the racing fans and officials discovered that he won by wrecking rival driver Darrell Waltrip on the final lap. Although Wallace kept the victory, as a result Wallace lost nearly all his popularity.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Neptune's Spatula]]

{{Season1}}
[[de:Ein göttlicher Burger (Episode)]]

SB-129 (Episode)

2013-09-11T21:44:59Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|SB-129|Titlecard-SB-129.jpg|41a|3|January 31, 2002|Neptune's Spatula|Karate Choppers}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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'''SB-129''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 3|Season 3]].

===Characters===
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[SpongeTron]]
*SpongeTron X
*SpongeTron Y
*SpongeTron Z
*[[Patron]]
*[[Primate Sponge]]
*[[Prehistoric Starfish]]

==Plot==
The day (March 6, 2017) starts off quite well for Squidward. He is about to practice his [[Clarinet]] when SpongeBob's alarm clock (facing out the window) knocks the clarinet inside Squidward's mouth, and SpongeBob asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Squidward tries to reply, but because his clarinet is in his mouth, anything he says is incomprehensible, and SpongeBob thinks he said "yes". After Squidward takes his clarinet out of his mouth, Squidward is constantly bothered in his house by SpongeBob and Patrick who want to go jellyfishing with him. Squidward, in an attempt to stop SpongeBob and Patrick bothering him, tells SpongeBob that he should be at work, but SpongeBob tells him that it is a Sunday, and the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays.

Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to stay where they are, and goes out the back door of his house and goes into the Krusty Krab. He sees SpongeBob and Patrick looking for him, and goes into the kitchen. SpongeBob and Patrick are still looking for him, so he goes into the freezer. After SpongeBob and Patrick go away, Squidward is frightened to find that the handle is jammed, and that he is stuck inside the freezer. He assures himself that someone will find him.

Unfortunately, this is not true and 2000 years later (on March 6, 4017) , the door falls down and a frozen Squidward is defrosted by 'SpongeTron', a descendant of SpongeBob. Squidward finds out that everything in the future (except for people) is made entirely of chrome, and all organic life forms that aren't people (such as seaweed or kelp) are simply spray-painted chrome. SpongeTron introduces Squidward to his clones; X, Y, and Z. SpongeTron informs Squidward that there are ''486'' SpongeTrons in response to the the question asked by Squidward "Are the other letters of the alphabet involved, here?", meaning that the English alphabet has been expanded, merged with another character set, or (most likely) it was hyperbole by the animators to make the future more complex. Squidward decides that he hates the future, so SpongeTron directs him to a time machine, which is actually a small room with a control panel. Squidward uses the time machine (shortly after meeting Patron, a two-headed descendant of Patrick) to travel to the prehistoric past, ripping the entire room out of the building in the process.

He meets Primitive Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish, whom are the ancestors of SpongeBob and Patrick. Squidward tells them about jellyfishing because they keep on torturing themselves with jellyfish. They seem to be interested, but are driven crazy by Squidward's clarinet, and chase after him. He goes into the time machine, but it malfunctions, and he goes to a very strange place with abstract shapes and no characters or setting (it is possibly an alternate universe, another dimension, or a time warp, but Squidward calls it 'nowhere'). After he finds the time machine, he begs it to return to the present, which it does, but Squidward finds out that in his travels, he invented jellyfishing. The episode ends when Squidward says "I'm going back."
== Trivia/Goofs ==
*This is the other episode in Season 1 in which Squidward is the main character.
*The episode, which arises from Squidward time traveling and inventing the game of jellyfishing while seeking to avoid SpongeBob and Patrick as they want him to jellyfish with them, is an example of a time paradox known as a casual loop, in which a person is inspired or driven by an event to time travel and, whether or not intentionally, causes the event which will facilitate their initial time traveling trip.
*This is the first (and only) episode in which the title was spoken when the title card was shown. This is also one of the ten episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash (Episode)|One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box (Episode)|Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler (Episode)|SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]], [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]], [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]], [[The Donut of Shame (Episode)|The Donut of Shame]], and [[The Krabby Kronicle (Episode)|The Krabby Kronicle]].
*The episode parodies the black comedy '''Futurama''', where the main character Fry was frozen in 1999 and was released in the future. The same thing happens to Squidward.
*The calendar in the future says that the date is March 6, 4017 AD.
*The words "past" and "future" switch places from when Squidward first enters the time machine and when he goes in from the past. Additionally, nothing is written on the lever when Squidward "falls" into the time machine towards the end.
*When Squidward first arrives in the "Nowhere" zone, he has his clarinet. But when he begins running frantically, the clarinet disappears. When he falls through the roof of the time machine, the clarinet is back in his hand.
* When Squidward said "Alone", other voices came. These voices were voiced by the entire crew of the show.
*"SB-129" was originally going to be called "SpongeBob 3000".
*The episode aired on December 31, 1999 and involved traveling to the future. This could be a note on the upcoming millenium and new century.
*SB-129 was this episode's production code.
*In SpongeBob SquarePants: SuperSponge, Chapter 3 takes place in the prehistoric Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob also uses a similar time machine to get there.
*When Squidward goes into the can opener room, he is shown looking like a spring. When he goes into the time machine, he is normal.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: SB-129]]

{{Season1}}

[[de:Die Zeitmaschine (Episode)|Die Zeitmaschine]]

Episode Transcript: Krab Borg

2013-09-10T23:16:40Z

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Episode Article: [[Krab Borg]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sherm SquarePants]] (first metioned)

==Dialogue==

TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of "Night of the Robot." (TV shows a guy running from a bot)

Man: AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH, AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn) 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on. 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. (scene cuts to SpongeBob lying in his bed, whimpering and shivering) What if Mom is a robot? What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? What if Gary is a robot? Gary? (Gary is sleeping) Psst, Gary? Gere-Bear? (pokes Gary's eye, causing him to wake up) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. (goes to sleep. Dreams about running from the robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob in the kitchen, panting) Robot! Oh my gosh! (robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket) Huh? (chuckles nervously) 

Mr. Krabs: How about a little music to count me money to? (turns on the radio that is next to him) 

Radio DJ: And now for the #1 song in Bikini Bottom: "Electric Zoo." (techno beat is heard) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's music. (scene cuts to kitchen. A buzzer goes off) I surrender! Oh. 

Squidward: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob screams. His hat flies onto Squidward's nose) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? 

Squidward: (takes off the hat and puts it back on SpongeBob’s head) I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, I'm waiting for #17's order! 

SpongeBob: #17 -- (holds up a tray with food) Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry, Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Gary if he was a robot! Pretty funny, huh? 

Squidward: (sarcastically) Hilarious. Just deliver the food. 

SpongeBob: (delivers the food to the customer) There you go! Enjoy your... Say, you're not a robot, are you? 

Customer: No, I'm not. 

SpongeBob: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere. Back to work! (walks by Mr. Krabs' office) 

Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged! 

SpongeBob: That sounds like Mr. Krabs. (peeks in the window) 

Mr. Krabs: Come on, little buddy, play it again. (shakes his radio) Please? One more time, for me. 

SpongeBob: That was strange. Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged". (laughs) If I didn't know better, I'd say he was... (scene zooms in on SpongeBob) ...a robot. Nah. 

Mr. Krabs: (calls the radio station) Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. 

Radio DJ: Hmmm, which one, man? 

Mr. Krabs: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."

Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop." 

Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo, boo-boo-bop? Bee-boo-boo-bop? Boo-boo-bee-bop? Not "bee-boo-boo-beep"? Bop-beep-boo-boo-bop?(SpongeBob screams) 

SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... (scene zooms in on him) ...a robot? Nah. (peeks into the window again and sees Mr. Krabs dancing on his desk. He jumps onto Squidward's arms) Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! Mr. Krabs...talking to radio...beeping sounds...strange dancing... robot! 

Squidward: (picks up SpongeBob off his arms) That's great, SpongeBob. Why don't you work on this problem back in the kitchen? (throws him in the kitchen but SpongeBob reappears beside him. Squidward is confused and looks around for how he did it) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward! Mr. Krabs is a robot. And I can prove it, too. 

Squidward: How did you...? 

SpongeBob: Let's see, in the movie the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy? 

SpongeBob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. 

Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious? 

Squidward: Umm...yeah, sure. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad. 

SpongeBob: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Squidward? 

Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie? 

Mr. Krabs: Why? 

Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Arr! Because it's...about...pirates. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Not even a chuckle. See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (scene zooms in on him) ...a robot. 

Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you... 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy?

SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries) 

Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work! 

SpongeBob: Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! 

SpongeBob: That's the final test, Squidward -- the love test. Robots can't love. 

Squidward: No, wait, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What is it, SpongeBob?! 

SpongeBob: I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you! 

Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. 

SpongeBob: (gulps) Squidward? (Mr. Krabs is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working) 

Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! (takes out the batteries and looks at them) Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know! I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. (puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings sending Mr. Krabs to a pot of boiling water) Me hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up a pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Papa. (takes the egg out of the water with his tongs) Gotcha! And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? (sprinkles a little salt on it) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (breaks the eggs and spills salt in his eyes) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AH, MY EYES!!!! AHHH!!!!! 

SpongeBob: Mr... (Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob’s mouth) 

Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? 

SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. 

Squidward: Ok, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? (Mr. Krabs opens the office door)

Mr. Krabs: AHH!!, AHH!!!, AHH!!!!, [his eyes are piercing red, his pair of the tongs snip, then it shows the batteries in his pocket] AHH!!!!!, LAH, LAH, LAH, LAH!!!!!!!!

SB & S: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Squidward: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the navy! 

SpongeBob: (runs over to the phone) Hello, Operator? Get me the navy! 

Operator: Hello, you've reached the navy's automated phone service. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the navy! 

Squidward: Not the navy! (over loudspeaker) Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
(everyone is silent) Our world! (all the customers run out screaming) What do we do now? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Hey, a nickel! 

Squidward: SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Sorry. 

Mr. Krabs: (walks out of the bathroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-
boo-bop.

Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs, but how? 

SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. 

Squidward: They poop on the robot? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information. 

Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop! (grabs the book 'How To Torture' and reads
it with SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs some rope while Squidward grabs a hammer and saw. SpongeBob grabs some old comedy
records. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob & Squidward enter) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hello boys. What can I do for you? (SpongeBob & Squidward lock the door) Heh, why did you lock the door?
Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and
everyone screaming can be heard) SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this?! Untie me this instant! 

Squidward: Shut up! (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: Sweet [[Davy Jones]]! What the heck is going on?! 

Squidward: I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again) 

SpongeBob: I can't take it! (runs off, crying) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, are you okay? 

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch! 

Squidward: No, that's not Mr. Krabs. That's Robot Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair) 

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. 

Squidward: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know. 

SpongeBob: Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first. 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)

Squidward: SpongeBob, let me handle this. (turns a light on Mr. Krabs) Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs. (Squid slaps him again) 

Squidward: We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! 

SpongeBob: This is one stubborn robot. 

Mr. Krabs: (yells) '''''WHAT?!?!''''' (his yelling knocks over the light) '''''YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!?!?!''''' 

Squidward: We don't think; we know. 

Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs! 

Squidward: (walks over to SpongeBob) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way. 

SpongeBob: I got an idea. (pokes Squidward's nose) Keep an eye on him, Squidward. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks.
(runs out and returns later) If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, maybe one of his little robot friends will.
(holds up a blender) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, that's a blender. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. He called it his "little buddy." 

Squidward: Oh, really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob. 

Mr. Krabs: You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy. 

Squidward: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. (SpongeBob sets the blender on Mr. Krabs' desk. Squidward
holds up a bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No, wait! What are you gonna do to me blender?! That cost me money. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? (shot of the blender) Not talking, eh? (breaks the blender with the bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No! That cost me $24.95! 

SpongeBob: I guess it didn't know anything. 

Squidward: Go get the toaster. (SpongeBob gets the toaster then puts it on Mr. Krabs' desk) 

Mr. Krabs: No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50! (Squidward breaks the toaster. Then SpongeBob sets another blender on
the desk) $62.67! (Squidward breaks it with the bat smashes it. SpongeBob picks up a coffee maker) Four...well, actually,
that one was a gift. (Squidward breaks it) NOOOO!!!! (SpongeBob puts the cash register on the desk) 

SpongeBob: This is the last robot, Squidward. 

Mr. Krabs: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. (cries) No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo!!! 

Squidward: I thought you said robots can't cry. 

SpongeBob: I also said they couldn't love. 

Mr. Krabs: I loved it like it was me own. 

SpongeBob: Uh, at least he's not laughing. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share! 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, how did that movie of yours end? 

SpongeBob: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just
their...imagination. (chuckles nervously then checks his watch) Hey, it's time to feed Gary. (runs out while Squidward
smiles at Mr. Krabs and sweeps) 

Mr. Krabs: '''''GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!'''''

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Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly

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Episode Article: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]

==Dialogue==

(scene opens up in front of Nickelodeon Studios, where a security guard is standing by the gate) 

'''French Narrator:''' Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. (a large crowd of excited people is shown) Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... (the title appears on screen) the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode! (an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears) Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate! (inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming; Potty flies up) 

'''Potty:''' Patchy! Patchy! The kids are here. (flushes the toilet) 

'''Patchy:''' WAH!!! (opens the curtain in panic) Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time? (looks at the camera) Oh, hello! Dahh! (covers himself with the curtain) What are you all doing here? 

'''Potty:''' They're here to see the lost episode. Brawk! 

'''Patchy:''' But I haven't got the lost episode because I... well, I lost it! (starts to cry) 

'''Children:''' (off-screen) No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please! 

'''Patchy:''' But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old SpongeBob. (shuts the curtain and cries loudly) 

(cuts to a montage of SpongeBob’s greatest moments) 

'''French Narrator:''' Remembering SpongeBob. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab, from "[[As Seen on TV]]"; brings it around town,
from "[[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]]"; puts a ketchup pawprint on a Krabby Patty then puts it down on a bun, from "[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]"; struggles with his long legs, also from "The Chaperone"; separates into two pieces then joins back together, also from "Pizza Delivery"; stands motionless in awe, also from "As Seen on TV"; struggles lifting up a bar with two teddy bears attached, from "[[Help Wanted]]"; skips outside tossing hearts in the air, from "[[Valentine's Day]]"; goes for a blue jellyfish but winds up catching himself in his net, from "[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]"; surfs backwards with his pants ripped then wipes out, from "[[Ripped Pants]]"; dodges a karate chop from Sandy, from "[[Karate Choppers]]"; smokes a bubble pipe, from "[[Grandma's Kisses]]"; sheds a layer of his skin, from "[[F.U.N.]]"; floats around a boat completely inflated, from "[[Pizza Delivery]]"; sends a message in a bubble, from "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]"; a muscular version of him chases a jellyfish, from "[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]"; lies in bed next to Squidward, from "[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]"; scrubs the inside of his head, also from "The Chaperone"; clenches onto Mrs. Puff, from "[[Boating School]]"; rocks out, from "[[Band Geeks]]"; plucks his eyebrows, yet again from "The Chaperone"; sucks on a table, from "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]"; shrinks on the stove, from "[[Nature Pants]]"; does a karate dance, also from "Karate Choppers"; blows the sand of Squidward, from "[[Reef Blower]]"; wiggles around, also from "[[F.U.N.]]"; and lastly, gets shut out by Squidward, from "[[The Paper]]; an audience applauds; cuts back to Patchy, who is sitting on the couch) 

Patchy: I don't believe I lost the Lost Episode. (screws in his peg leg) I never lose anything. 

Potty: What about your leg? 

Patchy: Well, yeah, but... 

Potty: And your eye. 

Patchy: Well, the eye, I... 

Potty: And your hand. 

Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! (shoos Potty away) Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the Lost Episode is. (a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over) 

Potty: What is it? Brawk! 

Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the Lost Episode of SpongeBob I lost! 

Potty: It's a dream come true! 

Patchy: (giggles) We gotta go find it, Potty! (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! (runs down the steps, along with Potty) 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting) Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. (walks past the woman's house) 

Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies? 

Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. (continues walking) 

Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold. 

Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. (looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree) Half a league to the forked tree. (looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it) Oh! (stands somewhere else, looking at the map) Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! (lowers the map and sees a playground full of children) Merciful Neptune. Only for SpongeBob. Only for SpongeBob!!! (runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse) AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! (goes up and down on a see-saw) Whoa!!! Whoa! (slides down a slide with his hands up) YAHHHHH!!! (hits the ground) Ow! (gets spun around on a merry-go-round) AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back) Ahh... Ahh... Ah! (inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him) AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (gets pushed on the swing by a little girl) AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! (the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand) We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this lost episode! (laughs) Dig it, get it? (laughs some more) 

Potty: (covered in sand) You stink! 

Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. (laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something) Hey Potty, I think I hit something. (camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand) Clever... bury your treasure above the surface. 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it) This is it! (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands) I don't know what it means either. (slams the top of the chest on the man) But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. (runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up) Yeah!!! Popcorn. (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) Soda. (puts a cup of soda on the table) Pickled garlic! (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down) Potty, hit the remote! 

Potty: (drops an egg that hits the remote) Brawk! (the VCR turns on) 

Patchy: (grabs the popcorn) This is gonna be great! (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) I can't believe it. More SpongeBob! (starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five) This so exciting! (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends) Here it comes!

Potty: Brawk! Pipe down! 

("Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; SpongeBob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment) 

Patchy: That's it? That's the Lost Episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles! 

Potty: What a rip! 

Patchy: Grrrrr... (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) SpongeBob betrayed us?! (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures; begins tearing them off the wall) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled room and starts throwing things everywhere) I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) All of it! (runs to the door) I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! (runs out the door crying) 

Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead! 

Announcer: (on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "SpongeBob SquarePants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode") And now, the real Lost Episode! 

Potty: Brawk! Patchy, come back! There's more! 

Patchy: (opens the door) Really? (shuts the door, then reenters again, quickly reversing what he did earlier; sits back down) Hooray! Let's watch! 

("The Sponge Who Could Fly" opens up in Jellyfish Fields) 
French Narrator: Here we see the proud jellyfish hunter. (SpongeBob stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net) He stands motionless to lure the jellyfish into a false sense of security. (a jellyfish swims right be him) And when his prey ventures to close, he springs
into action. 

SpongeBob: (puts on his safety glasses; turns into a spring and bounces after the jellyfish; stops in midair and looks down) Huh? (stretches out and starts falling downward, now in normal form) AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (separates into seven smaller SpongeBob’s, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside; wipes the sweat off his forehead) Phew! I salute you, oh majestic jellyfish. (salutes a jellyfish that buzzes over his head) Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. (a jellyfish floats up and down above SpongeBob’s palm; music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him; he clears his throat)

Music: "[[I Wish, I Could Fly]]"

If only I could join you there in the air
Floating free without a care
I wish I could fly
And see things with a different eye

(SpongeBob’s two eyes combine into one big eye; the camera zooms into it and his pupil becomes him flying through the sky)

I would fly so very high and touch the sky

(flies through a crowd)

And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly

(the blue sky backdrop turn back into Jellyfish Fields, and SpongeBob falls to the ground; he gets up) 

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants. (a thought cloud appears above SpongeBob’s head; SpongeBob’s grandfather is inside of it)

Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. (the cloud disappears) 

SpongeBob: (snaps) I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine! (cuts to SpongeBob working on building a plane outside of a barn; Patrick walks up to him) 

Patrick: What's that contraption, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: That, Patrick, is a flying machine. 

Patrick: (laughs) 

SpongeBob: What's so funny? 

Patrick: Well, it's like my grandpa used to say. (a thought cloud appears over his head; Grandpa SquarePants is inside it again)

Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, uh... hey, I'm not your grandfather! (pokes Patrick in the head with his cane; the thought cloud disappears) 

SpongeBob: Well, here I go, Patrick! (runs to the front) I'm off to fly with the jellyfish! Ignition, check! (spins the propeller around) Landing gear... (kicks the tire) check! Complimentary peanuts... (holds up a bag of peanuts) check-a-roo. (hops into the cockpit, now with a hat and glasses on) Ready for takeoff! (pushes a handle forward; the plane starts up, then comes to pieces; the propeller spins through the air and slices through a grain silo next to the farm; sand pours out of it and covers him and Patrick) 

Patrick: You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo! 

SpongeBob: Don't remind me. 

Jenkins: (runs up) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git! (Patrick and SpongeBob run away) 

Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food! (cuts to Patrick standing in front of his rock, looking dumb; SpongeBob runs up with blueprints in his hand) 

SpongeBob: Well, it took me all night, but here they are. The new blueprints! I wasn't even close with that last one. Propellers, rudders... (blows raspberries; cuts to him standing on the top of a cliff in a rubbery bat costume) This one's gonna fly! (stretches out the wings; the camera focuses on SpongeBob’s butt, which is sticking out more than ever) I can feel it. Ready, Patrick? 

Patrick: (at the bottom of the cliff) Ready! 

SpongeBob: (jumps and starts flapping his wings; starts gasping) It's working, Patrick! I'm flying! I'm... (ceases to fly) falling!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (Patrick runs over and sprays him with a fire extinguisher; cuts to SpongeBob, holding a clipboard, and Patrick, walking) 

SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. The physics are all here. This time, I'm gonna fly!, Be hold (walks up to a lawn chair with two balloons attached to it and a brick sitting on it) 

Patrick: Oh boy, a birthday party! 

SpongeBob: (laughs) No, Patrick. This is the SquarePants Flyer Mark Three. (goes over and picks up the brick) All you do is remove the brick, or ballast, and... (turns around and realizes that his invention is no longer there) Huh? (looks up and sees it flying away) Well, back to the drawing board. 

Patrick: Can we have the cake now? (singing) Happy, happy birthday to you! (cuts to SpongeBob, attached to a red kite, which is attached to a bicycle that Patrick is on) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, get ready to say "Eureka!" 

Patrick: Okay! 

SpongeBob: Go!!! (Patrick starts pedaling; SpongeBob lifts up off the bucket he is standing on and flies through the air) It's working! I'm flying! (flies past three fish on the side of the road) 

Cap Fish: Hey! Look at that guy tied to a kite! 

Fred: Why's he doing that? 

Nancy: Oh my goodness... 

Fred: Why's he doing that? 

Cap Fish: He'll fall and break his... 

Nancy: Can you see from up there? 

SpongeBob: Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you. (suddenly, the kite snaps on him and falls out of the sky) Doh! (Patrick keeps pedaling as SpongeBob repeatedly hits the ground behind him) Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! (the three fish crack up; cuts to the Barg'n-Mart; SpongeBob is standing at the cash register in front of Vendor; he puts the shredded kite on the counter) Excuse me, sir, but I would like to return this kite. 

Vendor: Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper! (holds up a newspaper with a picture of SpongeBob on the front page and the headline "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly") 

SpongeBob: "Local nutcase tries to fly"?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too! 

Vendor: No they didn't. 

SpongeBob: (raises his fist) You'll see. (walks outside, and past Monroe and his mother) 

Monroe: Look mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. 

Mother: Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs. 

Monroe: Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly! (makes flapping motions; he and his mother laugh cruelly; SpongeBob walks away, only to encounter many other fish) 

Cap Fish: Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs? 

Nancy: Maybe he's looking for a statue to poop on. 

Fred: (steps in front of SpongeBob and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of fish around him laughs) 

SpongeBob: Go on and laugh, but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams! (two fish holding babies stand to the side of him) 

Mother #2: You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?

Stubble Fish: I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I didn't have any fingers. (looks at his hands)

Fish: We all had dreams. 

Nancy: What makes you so special? (the crowd of fish turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches) (the subtitles uses crowd instead.)

Mob: Let's get him! 

SpongeBob: (the mob chases him; he starts panting, then stops) Huh? (camera zooms out to reveal SpongeBob just stepped off the edge of a cliff) AHHHHH!!! 

Fish: Good riddance, dreamer! (it uses Man instead.)

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!! (lands in a Mud Removal truck) Ooh! (the truck makes a sharp turn and SpongeBob falls out, covered in mud; while falling) Well, it can't get any worse. Doh! (lands in a Feather Delivery truck; sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers) I guess I spoke too soon. (the scene freezes)

SpongeBob: There they go again, Gary. (sighs) I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. (takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away) Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (grabs his pants and puts them on) Back to reality. (walks over to the sink; Gary follows) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: No, Gary, my dreams are silly. (takes the towel off of his head; grabs a comb and blow-dryer and starts brushing and drying his spongy hair; the phone rings; he sticks the blow-dryer partially in his pants and answers the phone) Hello? No, this isn't the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. What? (the blow-dryer starts to inflate his pants) No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Momma? Well, listen up, Joe. (Gary retreats inside his shell) I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible. (floats upward and hits the ceiling) I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Gary! (pulls the blow-dryer out of his pants) I... I think I'm flying! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! (the top half of his pineapple opens up and he flies out of it) 

Monroe: (points) Mom, look! It's the flying guy! 

Mother: Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all. 
(flying over the town)

Music: "[[He's Flying]]"

I'm flying! I'm flying!

(Cap Fish pops up)

He's flying!

(a guy pops out the window)

He's Flying!

(the old woman fish pops up)

He's really, really flying!

(Nancy opens her door; Tom pops out of the sewer, moving his fingers in rhythm)

They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff.

(the Old Woman Fish stands next to a blue fish with balloons; an aqua fish stands next to another older fish; a business fish and Vendor pass by)

But now he's flying.

(SpongeBob passes over them.

He's flying high in the sky.

(Johnson drives by in a boat; another fish drives behind them; a couple other fish enter the scene) 

I'd love to hang around to say I told you so.

(takes off)

But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go! 

(passes by a sign pointing in the direction of the Fields, making it bobble) 

Roads and streets are not for me. 
(passes over an intersection with a stoplight)

Mrs. Puff: Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree. I've had her since I was a little girl.

(takes a deep breath)

But now it looks like the end of her world.

(the tree branch holding the snail snaps off)

NO!!!!!!

(catches the snail)

Gotcha!

(laughs; hands the snail to Mrs. Puff)

SpongeBob: Next time, try the elevator.

(flies off)

Mrs. Puff: Thank you, Bird Man! 

(flies upward in a circle, leaving a swirling rainbow path behind him; flies up to a plane, in which Fred is sitting, among others) 

I have never felt so free!

(Fred looks out the window at SpongeBob in bewilderment)

High in the sky is the place for me.

(flies away; Fred pulls down an oxygen mask and starts breathing heavily)

Helping friends from up above.

(SpongeBob flies onward some more, still leaving a rainbow path behind him; sprinkles drop down over a group of children; Monroe sticks his tongue out and catches one, then makes a face in disgust)

These are the things that I love!

(picks up a dime off the ceiling of a building and drops it in Mr. Krabs's hand)

I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime.

Mr. Krabs; I'm rich!

(Patrick stares in awe at a mime doing his shtick; SpongeBob swoops down and lifts him into the air)

And I'll save Patrick from this mime!

Patrick: Thanks, buddy!

(flies over to a kelp bush)

Even Plankton needs some help,
when he gets tangled in the
ke-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-elllllllp!

(inside the bush, Plankton is struggling to untangle himself from a piece of kelp; SpongeBob lifts him up)

Plankton: Please put me down!

("He's Flying" ends; cuts to the Bikini Bottom News, where A Realistic Fish Head is reporting) 

Fish Head: All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz over the identity of a mysterious flying man who helps people. (cuts to Tom, wearing a bad hairpiece) 

Tom: He found my hair piece! (cuts to a little boy fish) 

Boy: He helps people... and he flies... and he helps people. 

Fish Head: (back at the desk) Who knows what superhero act of courage he'll astound us with next? 
(cuts to a foggy night at Goo Lagoon; the lighthouse is shining its light around, when suddenly, it goes out; Johnson and an old fish run up) 

Johnson: Oh no! The light in the Goo Lagoon lighthouse went out, and Sailor Jenkins is headed for the coastline! 

Jenkins: (drives through the fog in a boat on the lagoon) I'm glad I gave up farming! 

SpongeBob: (flies down) I'm coming! (takes out the old light bulb and reaches behind his back to get a new one; screws it in and flips the switch; it turns on and Sailor Jenkins turns back around; a crowd of people run up, cheering) 

Johnson: Thanks, mysterious flying man! 

Jenkins: (slams into a large rock in the middle of the lagoon; starts to sink) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! 

SpongeBob: (walking away, with his pants deflated, brushing his hands off) That's enough good deeds for one day. I've got a date with a flock of jellyfish. 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up) SpongeBob! Son! I need you and your magical pants! 

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I invented these pants so I could fly with the jellyfish! If I keep doing favors for people I'll never make my dreams a reality. (starts to walk away) 

Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, it's an emergency! 

SpongeBob: (stops; inflates his pants) Let's roll! (flying through the sky with Mr. Krabs in his arms) Where to, Mr. K? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh... my garage. 

SpongeBob: You've got it! (lands next to Mr. Krabs' garage) What's the emergency, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you're up for it, boy? 

SpongeBob: I think my pants can handle it. 

Mr. Krabs: I need you... 

SpongeBob: (anxiously) Yes? 

Mr. Krabs: To clean... 

SpongeBob: Clean up crime? 

Mr. Krabs: My garage. 

SpongeBob: (his pants deflate) That's your emergency? 

Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, everyone knows it's easier to clean a garage when you can fly! 

SpongeBob: (crosses his arms) All right, Mr. Krabs. I'll clean your garage. But after this, no more favors! (inflates his pants again; later, he
flies out of the garage, finished with the job) All done, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: (sunbathing) And the recyclables? 

SpongeBob: Aw, shrimp. (turns around and reenters the garage; even later, he flies away) Finally! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! 

Patrick: (off-screen) SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Patrick's in trouble. 

Patrick: (lying on his back in the street) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (flies down to him) What is it, buddy? 

Patrick: Will you scratch my tummy? (SpongeBob gets annoyed but does it anyway) Ah... 
(a montage begins) 

Larry: Help me pick out a tie? (holds out three different colored ties; SpongeBob picks one) 

Squidward: Clean my bathtub? (SpongeBob unwillingly obeys) 

Mrs. Puff: Balance my checkbook? (SpongeBob scribbles in her checkbook) 

Plankton: Help spread the word of evil? (SpongeBob hands out newspapers with the headline "EVIL" on them) 

Hat Fish: Untangle my phone chords? 

Cap Fish: Do my geometry? 

Nancy: Talk to my plants! 

Gray Fish: Rub my scalp? (SpongeBob rubs the man's scalp) Mmm... oh yeah! 

SpongeBob: (stops and starts flailing his arms) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are. 

Gray Fish: But, we went to elementary school together. 

SpongeBob: Dennis? (starts rubbing his scalp again) 

Dennis: Mmm... oh yeah! 
(cuts to a crowd of fish searching for SpongeBob) 

Cap Fish: SpongeBob! 

Monroe: Hey SpongeBob! 

Fred: SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (hiding behind a rock) If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the jellyfish. (quietly flies away) 

Monroe: Hey! There he is! 

SpongeBob: (flies faster) 

Monroe: He's getting away! 

Light Purple Fish: No! He owes us favors! 

Monroe: Get him!!! (the angry crowd chases after him, into Downtown Bikini Bottom; while SpongeBob flies past the buildings in a straight line,
the crowd runs up and down each building; they stop at a cliff, before Jellyfish Fields; SpongeBob keeps flying) 

SpongeBob: I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! 

Johnson: He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll catch him now! 

Jenkins: (off-screen) I'll take care of this! 

Crowd: It's Cannonball Jenkins!!! 

Jenkins: (inside a lit cannon, wearing a red helmet and suit; launches out of the cannon and toward SpongeBob; he collides with him, and
SpongeBob’s inflatable pants explode; the two hurtle toward the ground; SpongeBob falls even further as Cannonball Jenkins opens up a red parachute) I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! (the crowd watches as SpongeBob crashes to the ground; they walk over) 

Fred: What have we done? (starts to cry) Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order. (picks up the pants) A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime. (the crowd leaves; SpongeBob, now in his underwear, regains consciousness) 
SpongeBob: Well, it was fun while it lasted. (walks up to Jellyfish Fields, then walks away) I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. (sighs; starts to raise up in the air; a group of jellyfish are below him, carrying him up) Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... 
(the jellyfish carry him back to Bikini Bottom; singing)

Music: "[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]"

You don't need a plane to fly,

(Johnson looks out the window at him)

Plastic wings may make you cry,

(a flock of scallops fly by)

Kites are made for windy days,

Lawn chair with balloons... fly away.....

(the crowd of fish bury SpongeBob’s pants as the mourn over them)

Inflatable pants... you may as well skiiiiip......

(arrives at his home; the jellyfish put him back on the ground)

If you want to fly, all you need... is friendship.
Yeah.

(the jellyfish buzz away; waves) 

SpongeBob: Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was. 

Patrick: (walks up) Hey! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice. 

SpongeBob: No more flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish. (opens his door) 

Patrick: Suit yourself. (lifts up his arm and flies away) 

SpongeBob: (turns back around) Did Patrick just...? (laughs) Nah! (enters his house again, but opens the door one last time, just to make sure; cuts back to Patchy's house) 

Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids? 

Potty: Let's watch it again. 

Patchy: (chuckles) That's a great idea, Potty. (looks on the table) Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the remote? (stands up) Oh,
I lost the remote! They should make those things... (a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head) Eh... (falls to the floor) 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote) My remote! (goes to the window) Thanks, stranger! 

Mrs. Johnson: (outside, in a wheelchair) Don't mention it, Patchy! (flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid
mark behind)

Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? (presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV) No, that's not it. (presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV) Doh! Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over) 

Potty: Brawk! Let me do it! 

Patchy: No, get away! (the lights go out) That's the light switch! (the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch) 

Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button! 

Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!! (continues pressing buttons on the remote) Rewind... darn you! (suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape)
 

Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy! 

Patchy: No! (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling)
Oh no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever! 

Potty: Brawk! Lost forever! 

French Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, SpongeBob will live on in our hearts and in our minds. (a SpongeBob constellation appears over Patchy's house) Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

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Episode Article: [[Good Neighbors]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday! 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick) Oh, pardon me. 

'''Patrick''': Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, a newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Aah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! I am not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (hums) My Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see…pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) And the final touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call, that is correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is gonna be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box) Bon-bons. Hello there, heaven's little wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & '''Patrick''': By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing?! 

'''Patrick''': Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

'''Patrick''': No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

'''Patrick''': Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, uhh, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer? (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That'll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays.(when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity? 

Squidward: Aah, polka dots! Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & '''Patrick''': Wow! Polka dots! 

'''Patrick''': Our new president is a genius! 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward! (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your ready, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

'''Patrick''': Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: OKAY! I'm ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town polka dot! 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no! It's already noon! I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore of my valuable Sunday! 

SpongeBob & '''Patrick''': (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we! La-la-la-la-la-la! 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward! Almost done painting- (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man! 

Lady: You must be very sick! Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, no, I'm fine… (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & '''Patrick''': See ya later, neighbor! 

'''Patrick''': It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK…Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward? Squidward, you home? 

'''Patrick''': Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

'''Patrick''': Or maybe he's on a secret mission! 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger!

'''Patrick''': Danger?!

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Brother star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

'''Patrick''': Well, I say he checks out a-ok! 

SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with a relaxing foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Uh, sorry. Your hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUT!''''' And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include… 

Squidward: '''''YES, IT DOES!''''' (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) '''''YES I WAS!!! YOU CALL YOURSELVES GOOD NEIGHBORS?! YOU'RE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE FEZZES!''''' (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: '''''NO YOU AREN'T!!!! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS!''''' (deep breath) '''''AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!''''' 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right! (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: Well, that ought to do it! Let's see those imbeciles get in here now! 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: (screams) What the…?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the…? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?! 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) Oh, you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from! 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Code red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs Squidward from inside) What the...? What are you doing?! (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've been waiting for. (laughs hysterically, kicks legs happily and flails hands frantically. He then pushes a rock near the landmark of his house.) I'm going to relax, if it kills me.(Lays his back on the rock and sighs. Meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the tank,squishes it, and throws it) 

'''Patrick''': Whoa! Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood! 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off! (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

'''Patrick''': (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

'''Patrick''': (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward. Squidward is surprised.) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President…

Squidward: Sorry.

SpongeBob: But we just wanted to… 

Squidward: '''''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!''''' 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes. Yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our town. You'll be doing community service everyday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next day, president Squidward!

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Plankton’s Grandma

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[[Image:Gramma's Secret Recipe.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Plankton's Grandma]]
'''Plankton's Grandma''' just appears in the episode: [[Gramma's Secret Recipe (Episode)|Gramma's Secret Recipe]]. Like the name already says, she is the Grandma of [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]. It is unknown what her real name is. She lived at [[Shady Shoals]](1934-1955), The same place where [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] live. She also seems to not tolerate Planktons evil plans.Unknown Plankton (1871-1955)

==Looks==
Plankton's Grandma was all green like Plankton. She has white hair and glasses. Also had a orange dress with yellow polka-dots on it.

==Trivia==
* She told Plankton that he's always been her favorite grandaughter, which seemed incorrect probably due to her bad memory.
* Her room was smaller than the others, shown when the nurse stuck her head through the whole door in 1954 from cancer.
* It is shown that her favorite snack was chocolate pudding.
* She was born on September 17,1871 and died on May 4,1955.
 
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==Birthday==
*Born on September,17,1871
*Death on May 4,1955

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Earworm (Episode)

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'''Earworm''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Earworm (Character)|Earworm]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]

===Songs===
*[[Musical Doodle]]
*Life on the Prairie (Sandy's song)
*Sea Chant (Krabs's song)
*Squidward's Successful [[Clarinet]] Song

==Plot==
SpongeBob is shown at the Krusty Krab during closing time (about 6:00: pm to 6:50 pm with Mr. Krabs and Squidward. He is in the kitchen and starts singing a song (later identified as "Musical Doodle"). Squidward gets annoyed because SpongeBob is singing that song. Mr. Krabs comes and says to mop the floor. Squidward tells SpongeBob again to stop singing that song. Squidward then puts on the radio, but is playing "Musical Doodle" - SpongeBob picks up the radio and starts dancing and singing to it. After it ends,SpongeBob sighs happily and says"Musical Doodle." Next, Mr. Krabs says it's closing time again and Squidward runs out saying "Freedom!". SpongeBob is sitting down on a table singing to the song. Mr Krabs yells "SPONGEBOB!" SpongeBob floats out of the Krusty Krab and lands outside a record shop. He hears "Musical Doodle" playing. He then buys the record and goes home, opens up Gary's shell (revealing a record player), and plays the song until bed-time (Gary is asleep by then). SpongeBob says "Come to bed when you feel like it". He goes to sleep but then starts whistling the song. He goes back downstairs to listen to the song again.

He is then shown at the Krusty Krab the next day, looking very tired. Mr. Krabs warns him to get to work. Mr Krabs hears SpongeBob singing the "Musical Doodle". He is warned to stop singing that song again, but finds it very hard to not sing the song. He hands out Krabby Patties while singing the song, annoying the customers. Mr. Krabs comes out of his office to see what's wrong. All the customers blame SpongeBob for annoying them. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob once again to stop singing that song, or he will send him home. In the kitchen, his eye sockets form into mouths and start singing the song - the same thing happens with his back. In the next scene, the kitchen is shown absolutely wrecked, with "doodle" written on the walls and everything else is wrecked as well. Also, there is condiments and patty batter all over the wall. SpongeBob seems that he has gone crazy. He goes home while singing the song - Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Squidward follow him and tie him to a chair. Sandy explains that he has an "Earworm" - An infection in which the person is stuck on a catchy song and is unable to stop singing, the more the person sings the song, the more infected and stronger the infection gets. Mr Krabs wanted to just pull the earworm out but Sandy says that they can't do that or else it will damage his brain and it can only be cured if another song gets stuck in their head. Mr. Krabs sings a sea-shanty and Sandy sings a Western song, but none succeed. Sandy says "someone with musical talent" can cure him (is this case, Squidward). Squidward starts playing his clarinet. The earworm gets annoyed and leaves. Squidward is then shown in bed, praising himself. The earworm comes and goes into Squidward, and now Squidward has the earworm (with his song, not SpongeBob's.) [[Image:sponge-bob-ear-worm-clip-1.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and his radio]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode aired in the UK on November 17, 2010.
*This episode and "The Abrasive Side" both end with a character screaming.
*This is the second appearance of Gary's record player. The first was in [[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]].
*For some reason, in Bikini Bottom, they still sell and make records.
*The title card background from [[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]] is reused.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Earworm|Transcript for Earworm]]

{{Season7}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

Randy Cheeks

2013-09-10T19:12:12Z

156.34.152.68:

'''Randy Cheeks''' is [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]'s brother, who is mentioned in the episode [[Rodeo Daze (Episode)|Rodeo Daze]]and[[Frog Glaze(Episode)Dog Glaze]]. Very little is known about him. He invites Sandy to the rodeo in [[Texas (Place)|Texas]] in that episode.

{{Stub}}
{{Mammals}}
[[Category:Character]]

My Pretty Seahorse (Episode)

2013-09-10T19:09:50Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|My Pretty Seahorse|Titlecard My Pretty Seahorse.jpg|27b|2|May 5, 2001|Club SpongeBob|Just One Bite}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Mystery.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob and [[Mystery]]in 2001
|-
|}

==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Mystery]](debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*Customers
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Scooter]]

== Plot ==
It is now Springtime in [[Bikini Bottom]], Patrick emerges under his rock wearing a purple sweater...Patrick strips the sweater and buries it under the sand like a dog would.
SpongeBob comes out of his house and begins to greet the flowers after stating that he has Spring Fever. Squidward emerges from his home as well, and after some convincing from SpongeBob, he too says hello to the flowers. The flowers react like an aggravated cat, hissing at Squidward, causing him to run into his house screaming. SpongeBob says he shall do him a kindness and plant him some hypo-allergenic flowers.

Cue SpongeBob wearing a gardening outfit, including a sun hat, overalls, and clogs. He first plants a coral flower, and turns to grab the watering can to water said flower only to turn back around and find the flower bitten in half. He continues this routine of planting flowers and turning his back until he states, ''"I'm not taking my eyes off you."'' Three days later, he still has not moved his eyes, and in fact has to water them because they have dried out. Patrick walks by and draws SpongeBob’s attention – SpongeBob turns back, and the flower is gone again. SpongeBob finally sees the seahorse, which has been eating the flowers, which then runs away and starts neighing on top of a rock.

He decides to tame her and writes a scientific journal of sorts about her mysterious qualities, and hence names her Mystery. The seahorse spots SpongeBob’s floral bookmark and approaches him. Apparently eating the book mark was enough to tame the seahorse, as the show switches to a montage with 60's psychedelic backgrounds of the two of them frolicking together, enjoying piggy back rides, painting, blowing bubbles, and even going to the hat store...

At the end of the day, SpongeBob lets the horse sleep in his bed and promises that they will be friends forever. The next day, he rides past Squidward on his bike - which hits a rock sending Squidward off a cliff and into a massive explosion. Once arriving at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob ties up Mystery outside like in old western movies. Then, Scooter arrives with his friend, mistaking Mystery for a kiddie ride. As he finds a quarter, he tries to look for it, saying, ''"I can't find the coin slot. Here it is!"'', and Mystery kicks Scooter and into a massive explosion. ''"YAAHH! Help! Kiddie ride on the loose!",'' screams Scooter's friend. Mr. Krabs runs to the scene and is shocked. ''"A monster! Scaring away me customers."'' He demands that the horse be gotten rid of because he is scaring off the customers stating, ''"It’s either you or Mystery."''

SpongeBob has Mystery shoved in a cupboard, and tells her that she only needs to stay there until Patrick finishes the stable he asked him to build – Cue a shot of Patrick with a board nailed to his forehead sitting with a blank look on his face. SpongeBob starts to go back to his job, with only eight more hours in his job left. ''"Only eight more hours,"'' says SpongeBob.

Twelve seconds later, Mystery peers out of the cupboard, and SpongeBob tells her, ''"No, Mystery, you can’t come out yet. If old man Krabs sees you, I’ll lose my job."'', and knows that he's hungry. ''"How about some lunch?"'', says SpongeBob and Mystery eats a Krabby Patty, but then he neighs, and then SpongeBob warns him, because Krabs has heard it, and asks, ''"Is that horse here?"'', and SpongeBob says, ''"No, Mr. Krabs. I was just doing my imitation of Mystery"'', and he does a fake, pathetic neigh. ''"Well, keep working on it. That was terrible!"'', said Mr. Krabs, and he walks out, and SpongeBob is relieved and he says, ''"That was close. And from now on, no more hijinks."''

''"Order up!"'' Squidward comes to the window, but Mystery eats the order before Squidward gets there. SpongeBob thinks that the Krusty Krab is haunted, and before SpongeBob can leave, Squidward says, ''"SpongeBob, there's no ghosts!"'' ''"Oh"'', says SpongeBob. Squidward starts lecturing SpongeBob; meanwhile Mystery is stealing customers’ orders from their tables.

Here's his lecture as it follows:

''"In case you’ve forgotten, here’s how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"''

Squidward then sees Mystery as SpongeBob puts Mystery back in the cupboard yelling, ''"Don’t tell Mr. Krabs! I got it all under control! Now then, you were saying"'', and Squidward says, ''"Just get my order!"'' and he walks out. And SpongeBob laughs and says, ''"Ghosts."''
Mystery eats SpongeBob’s hat, [[spatula]], all of the [[Krabby Patties]], the stove, and old man Jenkins. And from Mystery's stomach, we hear ''"I don’t want to be a burden."''

The customers get aggravated and start to revolt. Then Squidward says, ''"Folks, we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen"'', and a man asks him, ''"Where’s our food?"'' Another man yells, ''"I’m so hungry!"'', a woman says, ''"This is my only lunch hour!"'' and Tom asks ''"Where’s Old Man Jenkins?"'' Then, Squidward says, ''"Take it easy, the food’s no good here anyway."''

This causes Mr. Krabs to come out and ask Squidward ''"Squidward, what is going on here!"'', to which he replies, ''"Why don’t you go ask Cowbob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats a Lot?"''

Mystery belches up old man Jenkins, apparently after getting a bellyache because of eating all the Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs walks in, and thinks he is seeing things, but he isn't and demands that the horse be gotten rid of, and SpongeBob pleads with him not to be gotten rid of. ''"No, Mr. Krabs! Don’t make me give up Mystery! I know you think she’s just a horse, but she’s more than that, I tell you. She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She’s my best friend!"'' Mr. Krabs is touched by the story and continues on to tell SpongeBob about the story of his best friend, Krabs says ''"I was five years old and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar, loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together."'' Then SpongeBob asks, ''"What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?"'' Then Krabs answers, ''"And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I spent it on a soda. My best friend!"'' and starts to weep. After regaining his composure he states that ''"The kitchen is no place for a life horse!"'', which causes the customers spit out their food. Before, during and after this scene, we can see Squidward, and later a customer weeping until a bowl of onions is seen beside them.

SpongeBob takes Mystery outside and tells her, ''"You belong in the wild."'' He turns his back on her and the horse walks away and he says, ''"Well, what're you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore?"'', and when Patrick walks up, still with the board on his head from earlier, he says, ''"Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!",'' and he walks away, and he says, ''"Well, she's gone, and I'll never see her again."'' And then, Mr. Krabs comes up and says that he did the proper thing. ''"She’s free now. And we have no right to separate that wild animal from its natural habitat."'' Squidward interrupts the conversation to let Mr. Krabs know that the safe is empty, because Mystery had an after dinner salad: all the money in the safe. '''''"GET THAT HORSE!!!"''''' screams Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go running after Mystery into the horizon.

The episode ends with Patrick trying to get into the hat store to buy a hat, but can't because the board on his head from earlier is too wide to fit through the door.

==Trivia==
*The title is a pleased reference to the popular toy line, My Little Pony.
*Squidward calls Mystery Sir Eats A Lot, a parody of ''Sir Lancelot'', a famous character from King Arthur's tales.
*Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]].
*When SpongeBob says "You ate Old Man Jenkins!" the closed captions read "You have eaten Old Man Jenkins".
*Only appearance of SpongeBob to have a seahorse.
*Mystery suffers from bulimia nervosa, the condition of overeating until becoming ill, and pica, the condition of eating things that aren't food.
*Scooter appears in this episode
*This is the third time Squidward suffers an explosion. The first was in Jellyfishing and the second was Dying for Pie.
*There is a running gag in this episode. A bowl of onions is seen where Squidward and the customer (to whom the former is given to) were apparently "sobbing" over the dramatic scenes of Spongebob and Mr. Krabs

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: My Pretty Seahorse|Transcript for My Pretty Seahorse]]

{{Season3}}

Club SpongeBob (Episode)

2013-09-10T19:09:10Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Club SpongeBob|Titlecard Club SpongeBob.jpg|27a|2/2000|May 5, 2001|SpongeGuard on Duty|My Pretty Seahorse}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:Magmuschel.jpg]]</center>2001 Bikini Bottom Telephone
|-
|}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Magic Conch Shell]]
*[[Explorer]]
*[[Purple Pilot]]
*[[Green Pilot]]

==Plot==
Squidward appears from his house to take a ride on his bike to work. SpongeBob and Patrick are in a beanstalk tree house speaking in code about Squidward going to work and can be heard giggling. Squidward rides over to them, and begins to mock their secret language, but SpongeBob says that they cannot tell him about the secret language because he is not a member of the club. Squidward asks, What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? SpongeBob tells Squidward that he could not even get into the club if he tried. Squidward says that he happens to be a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom. Patrick says that Squidward will definitely not fit in. Squidward says that they should be begging him to join the club and as such begins to climb the beanstalk. He gets inside the club only to find that the room is very small, and that is the type of fitting in SpongeBob and Patrick was referring to. He is then told that they have been stuck in the club for three days. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to initiate Squidward anyhow, and sing him the welcome song.

Squidward gets annoyed and tries to get out of the club by pulling on a beanstalk branch, causing the whole tree house to go flying into the air, landing in a kelp forest, presumably in the middle of nowhere. As it is flying through the air, a couple has seen the club house, the male fish says to the female ''make a wish honey'' as the tree house flies overhead.

The boys emerge from the tree house. Patrick and SpongeBob are excited because of the ride, but Squidward is frantically pacing and screaming about the fact that he is lost with SpongeBob and Patrick. He states "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?"

Squidward says that this is the end, but SpongeBob tries to reassure him by saying that they will be fine if they stick together and that they are fine because they have the magic conch shell. Patrick tells SpongeBob to ask it something, so he pulls the cord on the shell while asking if he will ever get married, to which the conch replies maybe someday.

Squidward thinks the idea is absurd, and that it is just a stupid toy. The boys are angered by Squidward’s comment, and SpongeBob asks the shell what they must do to be rescued. The response: Nothing. Due to this, Patrick and SpongeBob proceed to sit down with blank looks on their faces, literally doing nothing. Squidward abandons them after mocking them again…He finds himself lost in the forest, until he sees a light at the end of the kelp tunnel. After running towards it, he ends up right where he began, which means that if he had been running in a straight line as was alluded to, that he would have had to run all the way around the world.

This leads to Squidward setting up a semi-camp, starting a fire and trying to grill a bug on a frying pan. Where he got the pan is not specified. He continues to mock the two of them for listening to the conch, saying "As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky!" At the same time, a Picnic Supply Inc. plane falling out of the sky that must drop the load; a pre-assembled picnic table and umbrella, tent, and a very large supply of various foods. SpongeBob and Patrick immediately begin to dig into all the food. Just so he can have food Squidward apologizes for his selfishness but SpongeBob says that he should ask the Magic Conch what he should eat. The conch is apparently mad at Squidward for his prior remarks and tells him he cannot have anything to eat. After many tries, his head starts to morph, and grow red in anger.

Suddenly, a park ranger appears. He sees the boys’ conch and lets everyone know he is a club member. He asks the conch what they should do now, to which the reply is..... "Nothing." The three of them flop down into the blank look once again; Squidward weakly joins them and, closing the episode, says "All hail the magic conch!"

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When Squidward is asking the conch shell if he can eat anything and in the last shot, when the conch shell says no, the conch shell is being held by SpongeBob's yellow hand, instead of Squidward's hand, but in the next shot, Squidward's holding the conch shell again.
*When Squidward said "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery." This is a reference to approximately how long an average episode is. Squidward did the same thing in the episode [[Nature Pants (Episode)|Nature Pants]]: "I give him 11 minutes." Also, though not by Squidward, this reference also appears at the end of the later episode Missing Identity ("Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes.").
*The Magic Conch is a reference to the ''Magic 8 Ball''
*In [[The First 100 SpongeBob Episodes (DVD)]] on one disc before you watch an episode the quote in this episode said Why must every 11 minutes of my like be filled with misery is changed to a higher voice for unknown reasons.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Club SpongeBob|Transcript for Club SpongeBob]]

{{Season3}}
[[es:Club SpongeBob (Episodio)]]
[[de:Club SpongeBob (Episode)]]

Club SpongeBob (Episode)

2013-09-10T19:08:23Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Club SpongeBob|Titlecard Club SpongeBob.jpg|27a|2/2000|May 5, 2001|SpongeGuard on Duty|My Pretty Seahorse}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:Magmuschel.jpg]]</center>The Magic Conch Shell
|-
|}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Magic Conch Shell]]
*[[Explorer]]
*[[Purple Pilot]]
*[[Green Pilot]]

==Plot==
Squidward appears from his house to take a ride on his bike to work. SpongeBob and Patrick are in a beanstalk tree house speaking in code about Squidward going to work and can be heard giggling. Squidward rides over to them, and begins to mock their secret language, but SpongeBob says that they cannot tell him about the secret language because he is not a member of the club. Squidward asks, What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? SpongeBob tells Squidward that he could not even get into the club if he tried. Squidward says that he happens to be a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom. Patrick says that Squidward will definitely not fit in. Squidward says that they should be begging him to join the club and as such begins to climb the beanstalk. He gets inside the club only to find that the room is very small, and that is the type of fitting in SpongeBob and Patrick was referring to. He is then told that they have been stuck in the club for three days. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to initiate Squidward anyhow, and sing him the welcome song.

Squidward gets annoyed and tries to get out of the club by pulling on a beanstalk branch, causing the whole tree house to go flying into the air, landing in a kelp forest, presumably in the middle of nowhere. As it is flying through the air, a couple has seen the club house, the male fish says to the female ''make a wish honey'' as the tree house flies overhead.

The boys emerge from the tree house. Patrick and SpongeBob are excited because of the ride, but Squidward is frantically pacing and screaming about the fact that he is lost with SpongeBob and Patrick. He states "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?"

Squidward says that this is the end, but SpongeBob tries to reassure him by saying that they will be fine if they stick together and that they are fine because they have the magic conch shell. Patrick tells SpongeBob to ask it something, so he pulls the cord on the shell while asking if he will ever get married, to which the conch replies maybe someday.

Squidward thinks the idea is absurd, and that it is just a stupid toy. The boys are angered by Squidward’s comment, and SpongeBob asks the shell what they must do to be rescued. The response: Nothing. Due to this, Patrick and SpongeBob proceed to sit down with blank looks on their faces, literally doing nothing. Squidward abandons them after mocking them again…He finds himself lost in the forest, until he sees a light at the end of the kelp tunnel. After running towards it, he ends up right where he began, which means that if he had been running in a straight line as was alluded to, that he would have had to run all the way around the world.

This leads to Squidward setting up a semi-camp, starting a fire and trying to grill a bug on a frying pan. Where he got the pan is not specified. He continues to mock the two of them for listening to the conch, saying "As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky!" At the same time, a Picnic Supply Inc. plane falling out of the sky that must drop the load; a pre-assembled picnic table and umbrella, tent, and a very large supply of various foods. SpongeBob and Patrick immediately begin to dig into all the food. Just so he can have food Squidward apologizes for his selfishness but SpongeBob says that he should ask the Magic Conch what he should eat. The conch is apparently mad at Squidward for his prior remarks and tells him he cannot have anything to eat. After many tries, his head starts to morph, and grow red in anger.

Suddenly, a park ranger appears. He sees the boys’ conch and lets everyone know he is a club member. He asks the conch what they should do now, to which the reply is..... "Nothing." The three of them flop down into the blank look once again; Squidward weakly joins them and, closing the episode, says "All hail the magic conch!"

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When Squidward is asking the conch shell if he can eat anything and in the last shot, when the conch shell says no, the conch shell is being held by SpongeBob's yellow hand, instead of Squidward's hand, but in the next shot, Squidward's holding the conch shell again.
*When Squidward said "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery." This is a reference to approximately how long an average episode is. Squidward did the same thing in the episode [[Nature Pants (Episode)|Nature Pants]]: "I give him 11 minutes." Also, though not by Squidward, this reference also appears at the end of the later episode Missing Identity ("Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes.").
*The Magic Conch is a reference to the ''Magic 8 Ball''
*In [[The First 100 SpongeBob Episodes (DVD)]] on one disc before you watch an episode the quote in this episode said Why must every 11 minutes of my like be filled with misery is changed to a higher voice for unknown reasons.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Club SpongeBob|Transcript for Club SpongeBob]]

{{Season3}}
[[es:Club SpongeBob (Episodio)]]
[[de:Club SpongeBob (Episode)]]

Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants

2013-09-10T18:38:11Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" style="margin-left:1em; background:#FF9946;width:300px; float:right;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:UncleCapt'nBlueSquarePants.face.JPG|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | '''Uncle Cap’n Blue SquarePants'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Gender:''' || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Born:''' || {{|January 13,1950
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' || Sea Sponge
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''First Appearance:''' || [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Color:''' || Light Orange
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Weight:''' || Average
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Family:''' ||
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]
*[[Todd SquarePants]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Interests:''' ||
*Drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]]
*Listening to classic music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Occupations''' ||
*Retired police captain for the B.B.P.D. (Bikini Bottom Police Department)
|}

'''Blue Squarepants''' is SpongeBob and Blackjack's uncle seen in the episode BlackJack. In the episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] said he needs some help from a crime fighter like Blue to save his parents from Blackjack. Unfortunately, Blue told his nephew, SpongeBob that those days are over as Blue was retired from being a police captain.

===Personalities===
Uncle Blue is very lazy, but it's probably because he's retired. He enjoys drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]], and listening to classic music with his record player.

===Looks===
Uncle Blue is SpongeBob's uncle yet he is shaped like a sea sponge (SpongeBob is shaped like a kitchen Sponge). Uncle Blue has holes all over his body just like the rest of the Squarepants family. He is light orange in color. Uncle Blue and SpongeBob's teeth look the same. He wears a blue cap and has a grey beard. His name comes from his blue cap that he wears all the time.

==Trivia==
*His only appearance was in the episode [[BlackJack]] so far.
*Blue is SpongeBob's uncle, and he used to be a captain for the Bikini Bottom Police Department.
*Blue is not deaf, but in the episode Blackjack, SpongeBob is trying to say he needs some help but Blue hears SpongeBob wants to help him as he was doing something noisy, like using a blender.
*Uncle Blue can drive a boat mobile and in this episode he owns a boat and gave SpongeBob a 5-second ride in his boat to Blackjack's house.
*Blue lives in a garage mainly, and his house is right next door to Blackjack's house.
*Sometimes he calls SpongeBob "Little Bobby," but mostly call hims "Bobby."
*His name often sounds like the full "Uncle CAPTAIN Blue", a possible reference to Gerry Anderson's series "Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons".

{{Sponges}}

[[Category:Character]]

Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants

2013-09-10T18:37:56Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" style="margin-left:1em; background:#FF9946;width:300px; float:right;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:UncleCapt'nBlueSquarePants.face.JPG|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | '''Uncle Cap’n Blue SquarePants'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Gender:''' || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Born:''' || {{|January 13,1950}}
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' || Sea Sponge
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''First Appearance:''' || [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Color:''' || Light Orange
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Weight:''' || Average
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Family:''' ||
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]
*[[Todd SquarePants]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Interests:''' ||
*Drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]]
*Listening to classic music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Occupations''' ||
*Retired police captain for the B.B.P.D. (Bikini Bottom Police Department)
|}

'''Blue Squarepants''' is SpongeBob and Blackjack's uncle seen in the episode BlackJack. In the episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] said he needs some help from a crime fighter like Blue to save his parents from Blackjack. Unfortunately, Blue told his nephew, SpongeBob that those days are over as Blue was retired from being a police captain.

===Personalities===
Uncle Blue is very lazy, but it's probably because he's retired. He enjoys drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]], and listening to classic music with his record player.

===Looks===
Uncle Blue is SpongeBob's uncle yet he is shaped like a sea sponge (SpongeBob is shaped like a kitchen Sponge). Uncle Blue has holes all over his body just like the rest of the Squarepants family. He is light orange in color. Uncle Blue and SpongeBob's teeth look the same. He wears a blue cap and has a grey beard. His name comes from his blue cap that he wears all the time.

==Trivia==
*His only appearance was in the episode [[BlackJack]] so far.
*Blue is SpongeBob's uncle, and he used to be a captain for the Bikini Bottom Police Department.
*Blue is not deaf, but in the episode Blackjack, SpongeBob is trying to say he needs some help but Blue hears SpongeBob wants to help him as he was doing something noisy, like using a blender.
*Uncle Blue can drive a boat mobile and in this episode he owns a boat and gave SpongeBob a 5-second ride in his boat to Blackjack's house.
*Blue lives in a garage mainly, and his house is right next door to Blackjack's house.
*Sometimes he calls SpongeBob "Little Bobby," but mostly call hims "Bobby."
*His name often sounds like the full "Uncle CAPTAIN Blue", a possible reference to Gerry Anderson's series "Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons".

{{Sponges}}

[[Category:Character]]

Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants

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! colspan="2" | '''Uncle Cap’n Blue SquarePants'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Gender:''' || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Birth:''' || {{|1950|01|13}}
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' || Sea Sponge
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''First Appearance:''' || [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Color:''' || Light Orange
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Weight:''' || Average
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Family:''' ||
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]
*[[Todd SquarePants]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Interests:''' ||
*Drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]]
*Listening to classic music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Occupations''' ||
*Retired police captain for the B.B.P.D. (Bikini Bottom Police Department)
|}

'''Blue Squarepants''' is SpongeBob and Blackjack's uncle seen in the episode BlackJack. In the episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] said he needs some help from a crime fighter like Blue to save his parents from Blackjack. Unfortunately, Blue told his nephew, SpongeBob that those days are over as Blue was retired from being a police captain.

===Personalities===
Uncle Blue is very lazy, but it's probably because he's retired. He enjoys drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]], and listening to classic music with his record player.

===Looks===
Uncle Blue is SpongeBob's uncle yet he is shaped like a sea sponge (SpongeBob is shaped like a kitchen Sponge). Uncle Blue has holes all over his body just like the rest of the Squarepants family. He is light orange in color. Uncle Blue and SpongeBob's teeth look the same. He wears a blue cap and has a grey beard. His name comes from his blue cap that he wears all the time.

==Trivia==
*His only appearance was in the episode [[BlackJack]] so far.
*Blue is SpongeBob's uncle, and he used to be a captain for the Bikini Bottom Police Department.
*Blue is not deaf, but in the episode Blackjack, SpongeBob is trying to say he needs some help but Blue hears SpongeBob wants to help him as he was doing something noisy, like using a blender.
*Uncle Blue can drive a boat mobile and in this episode he owns a boat and gave SpongeBob a 5-second ride in his boat to Blackjack's house.
*Blue lives in a garage mainly, and his house is right next door to Blackjack's house.
*Sometimes he calls SpongeBob "Little Bobby," but mostly call hims "Bobby."
*His name often sounds like the full "Uncle CAPTAIN Blue", a possible reference to Gerry Anderson's series "Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons".

{{Sponges}}

[[Category:Character]]

Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants

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! colspan="2" | '''Uncle Cap’n Blue SquarePants'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Gender:''' || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Birth:''' || {{birth date and age|1950|01|13}}
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' || Sea Sponge
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''First Appearance:''' || [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Color:''' || Light Orange
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Weight:''' || Average
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Family:''' ||
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
*[[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants]]
*[[Todd SquarePants]]
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| '''Interests:''' ||
*Drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]]
*Listening to classic music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Occupations''' ||
*Retired police captain for the B.B.P.D. (Bikini Bottom Police Department)
|}

'''Blue Squarepants''' is SpongeBob and Blackjack's uncle seen in the episode BlackJack. In the episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] said he needs some help from a crime fighter like Blue to save his parents from Blackjack. Unfortunately, Blue told his nephew, SpongeBob that those days are over as Blue was retired from being a police captain.

===Personalities===
Uncle Blue is very lazy, but it's probably because he's retired. He enjoys drinking [[Clam Chowder|Clam Tomato Chowder Juice]], and listening to classic music with his record player.

===Looks===
Uncle Blue is SpongeBob's uncle yet he is shaped like a sea sponge (SpongeBob is shaped like a kitchen Sponge). Uncle Blue has holes all over his body just like the rest of the Squarepants family. He is light orange in color. Uncle Blue and SpongeBob's teeth look the same. He wears a blue cap and has a grey beard. His name comes from his blue cap that he wears all the time.

==Trivia==
*His only appearance was in the episode [[BlackJack]] so far.
*Blue is SpongeBob's uncle, and he used to be a captain for the Bikini Bottom Police Department.
*Blue is not deaf, but in the episode Blackjack, SpongeBob is trying to say he needs some help but Blue hears SpongeBob wants to help him as he was doing something noisy, like using a blender.
*Uncle Blue can drive a boat mobile and in this episode he owns a boat and gave SpongeBob a 5-second ride in his boat to Blackjack's house.
*Blue lives in a garage mainly, and his house is right next door to Blackjack's house.
*Sometimes he calls SpongeBob "Little Bobby," but mostly call hims "Bobby."
*His name often sounds like the full "Uncle CAPTAIN Blue", a possible reference to Gerry Anderson's series "Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons".

{{Sponges}}

[[Category:Character]]

Episode Transcript: Squid’s Day Off

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{{tra|Squid's Day Off}}
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Episode Article: [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]]

== Characters ==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Ah, beautiful springtime. A time for fun and frolic for most, but not for this poor slob.

'''Squidward:''' Ohh... what a beautiful day. And here I am, trapped in a prison of high cholesterol. (bell rings) No one ever comes in on Sunday. (bell rings again) Why can't Mr. Krabs just let us go home? (bell rings again. Squidward gets angry. Scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing a bell set on the order window. Squidward runs up to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell!

'''SpongeBob:''' I was just testing it.

'''Squidward:''' (leans through the order window, getting in SpongeBob's face) I will ring the bell when there is an order. But... (scene cuts to show restaurant empty) ...there's no customers!! There hasn't been one all day, and there isn't gonna be any! (picks up the cash register and slams it down, making a bell noise)

'''SpongeBob:''' One Krabby Patty coming up!

'''Squidward:''' No! (register drawer shoots open, knocking Squidward out of the way. A bunch of coins fall onto the floor. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where Mr. Krabs hears the money dropping)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' That sounds like me money dropping. (he opens his office door to find Squidward picking up the coins) What's going on out here? My babies! (runs up to Squidward and shoves him away) Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice, clean money...soiled! (scoops up the coins in his hands) I'll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! (he runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink) No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.

'''SpongeBob:''' What’s wrong, Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs gets scared and throws the dimes in the air)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me dime! (a dime rolls into the sink, but does not go down the drain. Mr. Krabs gives a sigh of relief. Then the dime comes alive and goes down the drain with a wink) Noo! (grabs the dime in the drain) I got it, boy! (tries to take his hand out, but it's stuck in the drain) What the? It's stuck! You gotta help me, SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' You gotta let go of the dime.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. There’s got to be another way! Grab me captain's quarters, and heave! (SpongeBob pulls on Mr. Krabs from behind a couple times until Mr. Krabs gets thrown back without his arms) Me arms!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, not again. (Mr. Krabs hits the wall, which makes the shelf slant and drop a pan, a glass, another pan, a mug, a chest, an anchor, a buoy, a turtle, and a scuba suit on Mr. Krabs' head. A giant bump rises up on Mr. Krabs head, and then a dime falls on it, causing Mr. Krabs to blacken out. Scene cuts to an ambulance outside the Krusty Krab. Two paramedics are carrying out Mr. Krabs on a stretcher)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I'm putting you in charge of thing around here while I'm gone.

'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You're in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let's get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob's pupils form into stars)

'''SpongeBob:''' (screams) Ahh, really?

'''Squidward:''' You get to run the cash register.

'''SpongeBob:''' The cash register...wow! Squidward, who's gonna work the grill?

'''Squidward:''' You are! It's part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You'll be wearing two hats now. You're gonna take the orders, then you're gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob's hat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh... This is the best day of my life!

'''Squidward:''' Me too.

'''SpongeBob:''' But wait, if I'm running the register and the grill, what are you gonna do?

'''Squidward:''' I’ve got some very important boss-like errands to run. See ya later. (he runs off)

'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward!

'''Squidward:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.

'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re on your own. (walks off)

'''SpongeBob:''' (hugging the cash register) I can't believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)

'''Squidward:''' Well, Squidward, you've really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering, with pay. Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little SpongeBob, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it'll pass. He's probably just standing at the register with that stupid grin on his face. (scene cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab with dopey looks on their faces)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Patrick!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, could you give me change for a quarter?

'''SpongeBob:''' No problem! (bangs on the register and gives Patrick a lot of dollars) Here ya go!

'''Patrick:''' Thanks.

'''Squidward:''' (gasps) I forgot to tell him how to make change! (he runs back to the restaurant, banging the doors open) Sponge... (sees only SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab) ... Bob. (checks the cash register to see if everything is still there. Gives a sigh of relief)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands?

'''Squidward:''' No, I am not. I just remembered... I needed change for this dollar.

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you want four quarters? (holds up four quarters) Or ten dimes? (shows ten dimes on his hand) Or twenty nickels? (shows ten nickels on each arm) Or one hundred pennies? (shows one hundred pennies on his back) Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels, and ten pennies? (shows the quarter on his nose, three dimes on his fingers, seven nickels on his thumb, and ten pennies, in the shape of the cent symbol, on his foot) Or, if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...

'''Squidward:''' Alright! Goodbye. (walks off. Scene cuts to Squidward's house, where he comes out wearing sunglasses and has sunscreen on, carrying a lawn chair) This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation. (sets his lawn chair down and puts sunscreen on himself) I'm the boss. I deserve this. Ah... (thinking) Everything will be fine. There won't be any customers today anyway. He’ll probably just stand there, bored. (chuckles as he imagines SpongeBob behind the counter just standing there) SpongeBob, bored. (chuckles)

'''SpongeBob:''' Ehh, gettin' kind of bored. (yawns and falls asleep. Krusty Krab catches on fire and Squidward tries to blow it out, but it's a thought bubble. Begins to run to the Krusty Krab, but stops)

'''Squidward:''' Oh, what am I doing? (he pulls out a watch) I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that's what I'm doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire? (he walks back down the road, laughing. Then a fire engine whizzes by. Squidward is startled and runs to the restaurant with a fire extinguisher. He sprays the galley with foam. As the foam subsides, Squidward, now with a foam beard, walks over to SpongeBob, who has a foam mustache)

'''SpongeBob:''' May I help you, sir?

'''Squidward:''' (wipes off his foamy beard) It’s me, you dunce!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hi, Squidward! (mustache falls off) How are those errands going?

'''Squidward:''' What's that supposed to mean? I'm very busy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sure you are.

'''Squidward:''' I don't like your tone.

'''SpongeBob:''' (high-pitched voice) I'm sure you are. (normal voice again) How's that?

'''Squidward:''' Just do your jobs. (walks off)

'''SpongeBob:''' Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward's house)

'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You're losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)

'''SpongeBob:''' I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall. Runs to the Krusty Krab)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob!!

'''SpongeBob:''' Have you finished...

'''Squidward:''' No! (walks out) That's it. That's it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that restaurant! (walks into his house, then runs out towards the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house, then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?

'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you're up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!

'''SpongeBob:''' But I haven't...

'''Squidward:''' Okay, maybe you haven't messed up yet, but you will. You WILL. (walks backwards) And when you do, I'll be there! I'll be there! (laughs)

'''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward's house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can't get out)

'''Squidward:''' There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I'm not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don't care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid's day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob's laughing is heard again) It's SpongeBob! He's spying on me, to see if I'm really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it's only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here's that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what's behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait'll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin' it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)

'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you're in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He's heading back to the Krusty Krab! I'll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!

'''Citizen:''' (puts her hand over her son's eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!

'''Squidward:''' (runs past Patrick's rock) The truth will be revealed!

'''Patrick:''' (stands up) Whoo-hoo! Right on, Squidward! (scene cuts to the hospital, where the doctor and Mr. Krabs are walking out of it)

'''Dr. Gill Gilliam:''' Okay, Mr. Krabs, get plenty of rest, and if things don't seem right, come back. (walks inside)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Thanks, doc. (Squidward runs past him)

'''Squidward:''' You can't beat me! Ha! (Mr. Krabs' arms fall off, and he walks back into the hospital. Scene cuts to Squidward running into the Krusty Krab) A-ha! I caught you now. You didn't think I knew you were a stick outside my window. Ha! Or the toilet in my bathroom. And then, you were in my bathtub! And I... And-and you... And I... And you... swam down the drain and... beat me... to the Krusty Krab.

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, does that mean that you...?

'''Squidward:''' Yes, SpongeBob, I am finished with those errands. (hugs the register) I guess I want to take my place back at the cash register. I really do.

'''SpongeBob:''' (takes off his pants and hands them to Squidward) Then you might wanna put these on. (Squidward looks down and notices a bunch of bubbles. They all pop, so he puts SpongeBob's pants on) Hey, Squidward, you know what? Look! (walks back with a sign) We forgot to switch the 'Closed' sign to 'Open'. It's almost like we could've taken the whole day off! (He laughs. Squidward's nose falls off and he deflates)

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Episode Transcript: Your Shoe’s Untied

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{{tra|Your Shoe's Untied}}
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Episode Article: [[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Painty]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]

==Dialogue==
(SpongeBob is happily watching sea-creatures on TV in his armchair in his pineapple) 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in! (Gets up to meet Patrick at the door) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet. 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our
captain's quarters, too! 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me? 

'''Patrick:''' Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow? 

'''Patrick:''' Gosh, probably not. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down on the couch and SpongeBob sets his foot on the couch arm) Pay close attention, Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...ubhh, you gotta...loop the...tuhh... 

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure you know how to do it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I? 

'''Patrick:''' Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the couch) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it. 

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the couch arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right? 

'''Patrick:''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots) 

'''Patrick:''' What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, aren't you late for something? 

'''Patrick:''' Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob! (Hurridly runs out the door) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy! (continues until Spongebob arrives at the Krusty Krab)

(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick:''' Well hiya, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet)
Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here. 

'''Squidward:''' (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to
the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! A perfect patty. 

'''Squidward:''' Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it? 

'''Squidward:''' Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! 

'''Squidward:''' Then bring that patty here now! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his feet across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved) 

'''Squidward:''' Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh! 

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Squidward! 

Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward) 

'''Squidward:''' Sponge... (patty enters his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes
another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him) 

'''Customer:''' What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly) 

'''Squidward''': I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) 
Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone) 

'''Customer:''' Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward? 

'''Squidward:''' It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBob peeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? Yes? Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Out with it, boy! What is it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I forgot how to tie my shoes. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) That's all? 

'''SpongeBob:''' So you'll show me how? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to [[Tom]]) 

SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Tom:''' Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Eel:''' Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Painty:''' Arr, I be just a painting of a head. 

'''SpongeBob:''' '''DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!!''' (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Did somebody say knot? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (eyes grow large) I did. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy
knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh... 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey) 

'''Monkey:''' Ohh, ohh! 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope) 

'''Rope:''' Pooooooop! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two
blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple) 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not now, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not in the mood, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone, Gary. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the
floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How
did you learn to do that? 

'''Song:''' "[[Loop dee Loop!]]"
Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool!

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Episode Transcript: No Free Rides

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Episode Article: [[No Free Rides (Episode)|No Free Rides]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Johnny]]
*[[Boaty]]

==Dialogue==

(It's another day at Mrs. Puff's Boating School as SpongeBob skids along his way to failing his driving test again)

'''Narrator:''' Here we are again at the Bikini Bottom Boating School. Today is once again the day of SpongeBob's boating school exam. But more importantly, this is the last test for the year, (cut to a shot of SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff's car coming straight to the camera) and if SpongeBob does not pass this one, it means another whole year of boating school! (we see a static scene as SpongeBob crashes into the camera and glass breaks. Back on regular view, we see the cameraman has fell over and is groaning)

'''SpongeBob:''' What happened?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, nothing SpongeBob, you just struck [[Fred|another pedestrian]]. (writes on clipboard) Minus 20 more points…

'''SpongeBob:''' How many does that leave me with?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Negative 224.

'''SpongeBob:''' How many more minutes left in the test?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' The test is over.

'''SpongeBob:''' That’s enough time, I can make up those points! (Sponge is about to pull into reverse)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' No, SpongeBob, you didn't hear me! (the boat rams into reverse and Mrs. Puff screams. Mrs. Puff pleads Sponge to stop as Sponge knocks over a whole row of cones, knocks through a brick wall and crashes in front of the school's main building. The dust clears)

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' 6.

'''SpongeBob:''' Whoo! And how many do I need to pass?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' 6...

'''SpongeBob:''' (raising arms slowly) Oooooooooooo…

'''Mrs. Puff:''' ...hundred. (SpongeBob stops)

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Six hundred. You need six hundred to pass. You got six.

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, I'll be all right Mrs. Puff. Besides, this means that I get to be in your class for a whole 'nother year! (he slams his fist down, which causes a piece of the motor to fly upward) Well, see you next Tuesday! (Sponge walks off and the piece crashes on Mrs. Puff. She inflates like she always does when Sponge crashes. Sponge runs out to his unicycle-like bike) Yeah! (singing) I'm gonna get my driver's license and it's only gonna take one more year, one more year, one more superduper year... (goes around in circles on his bike) One more super-spectacular, extra-magical, extra-fantastical year! (Mrs. Puff looks on, still inflated)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' (thinking) Oh, Neptune. Another year with him! Barnacles! Dirty barnacles! I've got to do something to save myself. Oh, there's only one way out: a teacher's ace in the hole! (starts to talk, when she does, she deflates to her normal size) Extra crediiiiit!

'''SpongeBob:''' What was that, SpongeBob? (Mrs. Puff runs over and shakes him in joy)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Extra credit, SpongeBob! The extra credit! (laughing wildly) I still have a chance! I mean, you still have a chance.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's extra credit?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' It's when you get credit for the things you weren't able to do before.

'''SpongeBob:''' (singing) Oh. (cut to SpongeBob at his desk)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Now, are we ready for that extra credit?

'''SpongeBob:''' Extra credit!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' That's the spirit! So all you have to do to earn your extra credit and pass my class and never have to go anywhere near this school again, is to write a 10-word sentence on what you've learned in boating school.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I've learned so many things.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Just pick one, I don't care which. Here, I'll help you get started. (SpongeBob writes what she says) "What I learned in boating school is..." There! That's already seven words! Only three more!

'''SpongeBob:''' (writing) L… e… a… r… (pencil snaps) Aw, barnacles.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' What's wrong?

'''SpongeBob:''' Got to sharpen my pencil. (SpongeBob whistles as he walks to the sharpener. He then sharpens it multiple times to get just the right sharpness. Mrs. Puff begins to sweat.
SpongeBob is finally satisfied and walks back to his desk) N... e... (pencil breaks again, he walks to the sharpener again, Mrs. Puff stops him, grabs the pencil and holds out a pen)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Give me that! Here's a pen.

'''SpongeBob:''' A pen! One of the most permanent of all writing utensils. (walks back to desk singing) Gonna write an essay, that's what I say. (SpongeBob finishes) There.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Fantastic, let me see it.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, wait! I changed my mind! (scribbles some stuff out)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' I'm sure whatever you've written is fine, just let me see. (SpongeBob jumps on top of his paper)

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't look! It's not ready.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' It's so simple, only 10 words! "What I learned in boating school is blankity, blankity, (her eyes grow bulging veins) BLANK!"

'''SpongeBob:''' I can do this! I can do this!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' "What I learned in boating school is...!" "What I learned in boating school is...!"

'''SpongeBob:''' I can do this! I can do this! (starts to pant) Is it hot in here, Mrs. Puff? Why is it so hot in here? Aah! My hand is cramping, Mrs. Puff! Make it stop! (Mrs. Puff jumps on SpongeBob and forces the pen to push on the paper)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' You only need three... more... words! (the desk finally collapses and breaks. Mrs. Puff reaches for the essay) Okay, let me see what you’ve written. (SpongeBob grabs on)

'''SpongeBob:''' It's not ready yet.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' It's okay, SpongeBob. Show the teacher what you've written.

'''SpongeBob:''' No!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Give it to me! (the two pull on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' No!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Let me see it! (the page rips in half. Mrs. Puff grabs SpongeBob’s piece and attempts to read it) "What I learned in boating school is..." Uh... (on the page, it says 'What I learned in boating school is how to drive.' 'School,' 'how' and 'drive are crossed out and below are pictures of a boat, Sponge and a jellyfish) Well, the rest doesn't matter! (throws the two pieces on the floor) You pass! (laughs) You pass!

'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Puff, I don't feel like I really did anything.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' That's how extra credit is supposed to feel.

'''SpongeBob:''' Really?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Besides, here's your license. (gives it to SpongeBob)

'''SpongeBob:''' My license! (licks it) It tastes just like I dreamed it would. Mrs. Puff, I-

'''Mrs. Puff:'''(dragging him out the door) Thank you, SpongeBob. Congratulations, and have a nice life!

'''SpongeBob:''' Look out Bikini Bottom! There's a new driver in town and his name is....SpongeBob SquarePants. (echoes) SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. (fades to a vision of Mrs. Puff's fears) La La La La! (he hits many pedestrians) La La La La!

(A small birthday party is going on)

'''Partygoers:''' It's Your Birthday! Happy Birthday!

'''Realistic Fish Head:''' So much destruction...this reporter asks, "Why?" Local consensus places the blame on this negligent, selfish driving instructor who – (SpongeBob runs him over) OOF!

'''SpongeBob:''' La la la la!

'''Realisitic Fish Head:''' Let's – not – use that take.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' That's preposterous. He did the extra credit. There's no need to worry. He doesn't even have a boat to drive. (Later that night while walking home) Now to go home and have the rest of that pasta.

(she opens the door and turns on the light to see the SquarePants Family standing in the center of her living room with a huge round cake in the middle saying, "Thank You, Mrs. Puff! ")

'''The SquarePants:''' Surprise!!

'''SpongeBob:''' To the greatest teacher ever!

'''Mr. SquarePants:''' Thank you, Mrs Puff. I know I speak for everyone when I say that we consider you a member of the SquarePants family. (kisses her hand for a long while)

'''Mrs. SquarePants:''' I think you made your point, Dear.

'''Mr. SquarePants:''' Ahem. (blushes, and walks back to the family) Mrs. Puff, we were starting to think SpongeBob was never going to get his licence. But you never gave up on him, you never quit, you never took the easy way out!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Well, I...Okay.

'''Mr. SquarePants:''' We wanted to make sure Mrs. Puff, the greatest driving teacher in the world, was here to see this...

'''Mrs. Puff:''' See what?

'''Mr. SquarePants:''' (takes the cover off) Ta-Daa!! (reading back licence plate) "IM-RDY"

'''Mrs. Puff and SpkngeBob:''' A BRAND NEW BOATMOBILE!!!

'''SpongeBob''': For me...? (faints and hits the cake, cutting out a perfect square)

(The family is in the car ready to drive away with SpongeBob still passed out in the backseat)

'''Mrs. SquarePants:''' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff...He'll be driving by tomorrow! Toodle-Loo!!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' What have I done?! Everyone will know I let him slide through school! I'll have to move to new city, start a new boating school with a new name! No. not again! I've got to end this before it begins.

(In SpongeBob's bedroom, he's laying in bed with his parents overlooking him.)

'''Mr. SquarePants:''' You took quite a buster there, Son.

'''SpongeBob:''' What I learned in Boating School today is!!!

'''Mr. SquarePants:''' We're gonna hafta hold off on the driving there for a while, son.

'''Mrs. SquarePants:''' That's right Honey. Now, just stay in bed, and no going near the boat! (turns off the lights and leaves the bedroom and the door closes)

(SpongeBob peeks out to see if it's all clear, then slides through the window and floats to his new boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Boaty. (he runs his hand on the side of the boat and gasps) Boaty, you're cold! (he stands up and lays his socks on the side of the door) Take my socks. (he jumps on the side and hugs it) Oh Boaty, I'm always going to take care of you. You're the best boat in the deep blue sea! (he kisses the throttle lever, sighs, then falls asleep. On the horizon, a shifty dark figure runs by. It is Mrs. Puff, wearing a black ski mask. She peeks over and jumps into the boat, checking to see if the coast is clear)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' I hope I still remember how to do this. (she takes out a purple balloon and blows it up. She then forms it into a balloon animal and snickers to herself) Yeah...(she starts the boat and drives off. What she doesn't know is that she's sitting on an asleep SpongeBob).

'''SpongeBob:''' (wakes up and sees the sky moving) Hey, I'm driving! (the two notice each other and scream. Mrs. Puff skids off the road for a bit, then returns to normal. Sponge jumps up) Who are you and what are you doing with my boat? And why are you wearing that ski mask, because you're not skiing! (gasps) Oh my gosh, I know who you are!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' (nervous) No you don't! You don't know who [[Mrs. Puff|I]] am!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes I do! I know that you're a boat-jacker! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray. (takes it out. He sprays, but it's pointed the wrong way and it gets in his eyes and he screams) Somebody help me! Somebody help me! (Mrs. Puff kicks Sponge out of the boat)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, but it was for your own good.

(SpongeBob supposedly running next to the boat, but he's actually riding his bike. Mrs. Puff speeds up faster and loses him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Give me back my boat! (Sponge finally catches up to Mrs. Puff and slaps his hand on the windshield. He grabs with both hands and jumps up. Mrs. Puff skids and swerves to get him off but he's not budging) You'd better stop this boat! (Mrs. Puff slams the brake and Sponge falls to the ground. He's still hanging on and running) I'm… not… letting… go! Nothing will stop me! Not even… (gasps. He sees a sign reading…) Giant clams?! (so, Sponge is dragged through a field of giant clams. He comes out with a bunch of pieces missing from him) I'm… not… letting… go… not even for… (gasps, when he sees another sign for…) Cheese graters?! (so he skids through the cheese graters. Now he's just three yellow sponge strands with arms) If you think I'll let go just for a little… (he then approaches the most dreaded sign of them all…) Educational television?! Oh no! (cut back to Mrs. Puff as she hears Sponge's screams)

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Looks like that got rid of him. Now for some tunes. (she turns on the radio, which bears a striking resemblance to Sponge. It is SpongeBob, in the shape of a radio: his eyes are knobs, mouth the speaker, and so on)

'''SpongeBob:''' And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "you won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.

(Mrs. Puff screams as Sponge squeezes out of the box and jumps on Mrs. Puff. They get into a giant brawl and the car goes out of control. Two cops look on)

'''Cop 1:''' Hey, look. (the car then flies off a cliff and straight for the squad car. The two policemen scream. While plummeting, Sponge and Mrs. Puff are still brawling)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'd never let you have this boat! Not even if you were… (he rips off the ski mask, revealing who the culprit is) … Mrs. Puff? (SpongeBob babbles his lips in disbelief as the car crashes into the police car. Seconds later, the siren goes off. Later, SpongeBob is calling Mrs. Puff on the phone. Every time a person talks, it cuts to them) So, how's it going, Mrs. Puff?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Uh, SpongeBob? I'd like to… apologize. I never should have passed you. You really weren't ready.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, I guess I have to got to give my license back, huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' I hear Mrs. Flounder is starting a new class Monday morning.

'''SpongeBob:''' You kidding? You're the only teacher for this student. (cut to see that Mrs. Puff is talking to Sponge from jail, through that visiting window) And besides, the warden said she'll let you go early, if you do her a favor?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' What's that? (pan out from the jail exterior)

'''SpongeBob:''' (from inside) Free driving lessons! (laughs)

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Episode Transcript: Survival of the Idiots

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Episode Article: [[Survival of the Idiots (Episode)|Survival of the Idiots]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]

==Dialogue==
===The Eating Channel===
(SpongeBob and Patrick are running down the block jumping up and down, disfiguring themselves in the process. They're shouting assorted things about going to Sandy's house. Then they stop in mid-run when they see Sandy's treedome is enclosed with metal walls. The two walk up to the door, which has a "Keep Out" sign on it)

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy? (they enter) Hey Sandy, what's with the sign?

(the two walk up to a TV, which shows Sandy in a nightgown eating acorns)

'''Patrick:''' Look, she's on the Eating Channel.

'''Sandy:''' (on TV) Howdy! (eats another acorn) If y'all are watching this, that means I'm asleep for the winter. This sleep is called hibernation. ("HIBERNATION" appears on the bottom of the screen) During hibernation, animals don't like to be woken up. So, do not disturb. (sternly) That means you, SpongeBob. (Patrick turns the TV off and puts on Sponge's water helmet and his own)
===Snow===
'''Patrick:''' We better put these on.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never mind, Pat. Sandy said not to come in. Let's am-scray.

(Patrick pushes the button, letting all the water drain out of the front foyer)

'''Patrick:''' When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob? "No" means "yes"!

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, listen, how many times do we have to...

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look at this! (Sandy's treedome is covered in snow and it's snowing. SpongeBob gasps and walks in)

'''SpongeBob:''' What is this stuff? (pan around the treedome)

'''Patrick:''' It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort, as you've never felt before.

'''SpongeBob:''' (teary-eyed) Wow, Patrick. That was beautiful!

'''Patrick:''' What, I was just reading this candy wrapper, see? (he hands SpongeBob the wrapper. SpongeBob gasps)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Put your helmet back on! (Pat has taken his helmet off and is eating the snowflakes) You know there's no water in Sandy's house!

'''Patrick:''' It's okay, SpongeBob. This stuff ''is'' water! Look! (Pat lets a flake land on his tongue. It melts into water)

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right. It's okay here!

'''Patrick:''' Take it off. No one's looking.
===Sandy snores===
'''Patrick:''' (Sponge does so, and the two cheer and burrow themselves in the snow. They pop back up with noses made of snow. Then they hear a weird sound, like Sandy snoring) SpongeBob, did you hear that?

'''SpongeBob:''' I think it came from Sandy's tree.

'''Patrick:''' That is one tired tree.

'''SpongeBob:''' Let's check it out. (cut to inside Sandy's tree, where Sponge and Pat come in. They both gasp) Look what's in Sandy's bed! (they walk over to the bed, where Sandy is asleep in hibernation form, looking like some weird squirrel-like monster)

'''Patrick:''' It looks like an over-inflated Sandy doll.

'''SpongeBob:''' I think this thing is Sandy!

'''Patrick:''' Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

'''Sandy:''' (snoring, talking in sleep) I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan. I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry or my name ain't Sheriff Sandy. (snores)

'''SpongeBob:''' (giggles) She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws. (the two giggle) Look out Sandy, I'm Dirty Dan.

'''Sandy:''' I'm gonna catch you and throw you in jail at taxpayers' expense.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, you better run faster, Sandy.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah! I'm getting away! Faster! (Sandy moves her arms and legs)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hurry! We're getting in a taxi!

'''Patrick:''' Faster, faster! (the two giggle)

'''Sandy:''' I'll get you two. You're nothing but pure evil! Just like newspaper comics. (snores off to sleep. The two giggle again)

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. We shouldn't disturb her anymore.

'''Patrick:''' That's not disturbing. ''This'' is disturbing. (Patrick struggles to create a talking face that protrudes from his back) Hi there, Sponge...Bob. My name is... PatBack!

'''SpongeBob:''' Ha! That ''is'' really disturbing! (the two laugh uncontrollably. Cut to Sandy. Her eye shoots open. A giant shadow looms over SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick stops laughing, while SpongeBob continues to laugh)

'''Patrick:''' Umm, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' (stops laughing) Huh? (Sandy is really mad now; she's steaming and roaring. Sponge and Pat run, but Sandy has them both by the britches. They run in mid-air anyway)

'''Patrick:''' Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, no! Stop!

'''Sandy:''' I warned ya, Dirty Dan! Now you've just crossed the border into Hurtville!

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, it's us! Your friends, SpongeBob and Patrick!

'''Patrick:''' Please Sandy, I can't afford dry-cleaning!

'''Sandy:''' Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six...boots. (she falls asleep and drops the two. They inch away and see Sandy fall back into her bed)

'''Patrick:''' Fun's over.

'''SpongeBob:''' Whew, we sure don't want to wake her up again. Too bad we don't have any earplugs to put on her.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, all's I got is this bellybutton lint. (he takes the lint out of its designated area. It somehow forms into the shape of earmuffs)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat!
===Dirty Dan===
(he takes them and crawls over to the bed. Pat follows. Sponge puts the earmuffs on Sandy)

'''Sandy:''' I'm gonna rip your arms off...flapjacks. (snores)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that oughta work.

'''Patrick:''' (loudly) Hey Sandy, does it work? (Sponge and Pat look at each other and raise their eyebrows repeatedly and in symmetry)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything!

'''Patrick:''' Hey Sandy! Don't wake up! (the two giggle. Sponge takes a megaphone up to Sandy and yells into it)

'''SpongeBob:''' See ya later, ''Sheriff'' Sandy! (laughs. The two run down to the snowy plains and act like outlaws, with that drawling voice) You're under a-rest!

'''Patrick:''' You-ll na-ver catch me! (giggles. He makes a snowball and throws it at Sponge's face. They both laugh. Pat starts to make another one, but he's hit by a giant mound of snow, which Sponge fired from a giant snow cannon) Hey, that's not fair! Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.

'''SpongeBob:''' They couldn't afford station wagons either! (he shoots one out at Pat)

'''Patrick:''' Nice paneling.

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pinhead. Your time is up! (cut to Pat, who looks like a cone-head)

'''Patrick:''' Who you calling Pinhead? (shows a face of Pat looking like a dork) I want to be Dirty Dan!

'''SpongeBob:''' What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

'''Patrick:''' I'm dirty... dagle! (he's hit on the head by a giant snow shovel that Sponge has)

'''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm Dirty Dan. (Pat runs off and returns with a giant bat with a nail in it, made of snow. He whacks Sponge with it)

'''Patrick:''' I say I'm Dirty Dan!

'''SpongeBob'''(Sponge hits Pat with shovel again) I say I'm Dirty Dan! (the two repeatedly hit each other, arguing about who Dirty Dan is. Inside the tree, Sandy humbly sleeps... until the lint earmuffs fall off. Cut back to outside, where Sponge screams when he sees something) Screaming will get you no- (Sandy's arm reaches out, grabs Pat's forehead, and rips it off. We see Sandy is really ticked off now)

'''Sandy:''' Which one of you fellas is the real [[Patrick Star|Dirty Dan]]?

'''Patrick:''' Uh... I am? (Sandy slaps Pat all the way across the treedome)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (Pat slams against the dome. Little drumsticks float around his head)

'''Patrick:''' Hot wings... (cut back to Sandy and Sponge)

'''Sandy:''' Okay, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Pinhead Larry]], now you get yours! (Sponge screams loudly and runs off. Sandy pounds the ground where he was standing) (bellowing) PINHEAAAAAAAD!!! (Sponge whimpers and runs. Sandy is close behind. Sponge later doesn't seem to be going far because he's right in front of Sandy on the exercise wheel. He slips and gets flung across the wheel. He flies off and slams into the picnic table, leaving a giant crater in its place. Sandy leans over the crater) Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead! (Sponge picks up a wooden board)

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, stay back. I'm warning ya! (Sandy roars right in Sponge's face) Okay, I warned ya! (Sponge throws the wooden board. Pat pops up for no reason)
===Nighttime===
'''Patrick:''' Did you win? (he's hit by the board and rolls down the crater to Sponge's feet) Hi SpongeBob. (Sandy leaps down the crater. Sponge and Pat scream as a giant cloud simulating a fight appears. Cut to the treedome at night, where two gravestones are in front of Sandy's: one for Dirty Dan, and one for Pinhead Larry. Pat and Sponge come up from under the snow in respective tombstone order) Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just want to be Patrick!

'''SpongeBob:''' Let's get out of here before Sandy wakes up again! (the two run to the door, and Sponge tries his best to open it. His arm loses its grip and smacks Pat in the face) Sorry Patrick, but the door is slippery! It's frozen shut!

'''Patrick:''' Let me have a try. (he goes up to the door and spits on both hands, preparing to open the door) Open sesame! (nothing happens. Patrick shrugs) Well, I've done all I can do.

'''SpongeBob:''' Then we're stuck in here, until the door thaws... in spring.

'''Patrick:''' Barnacles! (cut to much later, where Sponge and Pat are completely buried in snow, shivering and blue) Is it spring yet?

'''SpongeBob:''' N-n-n-no. (Pat and Sponge's snow covering on their faces breaks off)

'''Patrick:''' I'm so cold that I'm shivering! (a piece of Pat's side of his head cracks off, revealing his brain. Sponge snaps off his two nose drippings and clicks them together)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks!

'''Patrick:''' I'm so cold that... I'm shivering!

'''SpongeBob:''' Maybe we should build a fire. I got it! We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree! (Sponge begins to pull a strip of bark off the tree, but he's stopped by Sandy's booming voice)

'''Sandy:''' (off-screen) You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Pinhead! (Sponge quickly puts the strip back on and masking-tapes it on. Sponge goes back to Pat)

'''SpongeBob:''' The fire's not going to happen, Patrick. I don't get it! How does Sandy survive these intense conditions every year?

'''Patrick:''' Maybe she just ignores it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Maybe...
===Sandy's Fur===
'''Patrick:''' Maybe...

'''SpongeBob:''' Maybe it's her fur! (cut to a shot of a real-life squirrel)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' YEAH!!! (cut to inside the tree, where Sponge and Pat marvel at Sandy's fur)

'''SpongeBob:''' Look at all that warm, toasty fur!

'''Patrick:''' It's like a gold mine... but with fur. (Sponge ever so slowly goes to pluck a hair off Sandy)

'''SpongeBob:''' Carefully... carefully... (Pat smacks him)

'''Patrick:''' Come on, do it! I'm freezing here!

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, all right, hang on a second! (he plucks one hair off, and Sandy jumps up from her sleep and roars ferociously. Then goes back to sleep) That should be enough, right? (Pat takes the hair)

'''Patrick:''' Sponge, I'm a big man. A big...BIG man!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess I've lived a full life! (he plucks one more hair, causing the same reaction with Sandy)

'''Patrick:''' This is taking too long! I want the warm now! (he takes a piece of masking tape)

'''SpongeBob:''' Pat, no! (Pat places the masking tape on Sandy and rips it off, leaving a long hole where her fur used to be. Sandy roars and goes back to sleep)

'''SpongeBob:''' Pat, are you crazy? (we see Pat has placed the fur on his forehead)

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm warm.

'''SpongeBob:''' Lemme see that roll of tape. (as we pan out from the tree, we hear the tape ripping out Sandy's fur and her roaring. Cut to later, where Pat comes out of the tree with a strip of hair on his forehead and his pants full of fur. Sponge comes out with a weird fur hairdo and a goatee)

'''Patrick:''' Man, that fur really hits the spot! No more frozen armpits. (he lifts his arm up, revealing fur under it)

'''SpongeBob:''' And this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a charm. This is the best idea we ever had.

'''Patrick:''' You said it!

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Bring it on! (just then, all the snow stops and melts. It's springtime again. Flowers bloom)

===Spring===
'''SpongeBob:''' Spring?

'''Sandy:''' (yawns) Wow, spring already? (Sponge and Pat run frantically to the door, but it hasn't thawed yet)

'''SpongeBob:''' [[Eugene H. Krabs|Tartar sauce!]] The lock is still frozen!

'''Sandy:''' (off-screen) I sure can't wait to get outside and warm my fur! (Sponge and Pat frantically blow on the door handle until it melts. Sandy peeks out the window) Oh look, it's SpongeBob and Patrick! (with that, Sponge and Pat start screaming, trying to open the door) Hi guys! (Sandy walks over. She sees all the different fur assortments the two are wearing. She looks down at herself in her bikini, sees that all her fur is gone, and screams)

'''SpongeBob:''' It's okay, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals! (Pat hides his furry forehead piece. Sandy is really ticked now)

'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob... Patrick...

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Sandy, we've got you covered. (giggles nervously. Cut to Sandy's arm pouring some lemonade. She giggles)

'''Sandy:''' More lemonade, boys? (cut to see that Patrick is curled around Sandy's head and SpongeBob is curled around Sandy's body, in order to cover up her baldness. The two take a glass)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Thanks, Sandy.

'''Sandy:''' Spring sure is lovely.

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Episode Transcript: Pre-Hibernation Week

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Episode Article: [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[wikipedia:Cow|A cow]]

==Dialogue==

'''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves. 

'''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves! 

'''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late! 

'''SpongeBob''': What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy? 

'''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that? 

'''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that? 

'''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male. 

'''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th) 

'''Sandy:''' In one week! 

'''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime! 

'''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Climb. 

'''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Jump. 

'''Sandy:''' We gotta ride. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ride. 

'''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob) 

'''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy? 

'''Sandy:''' What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. 

'''Sandy:''' Well, I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a child and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him) 

'''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire) 

'''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman) 

'''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life. 

'''Billy:''' Ready? 

'''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo! 

'''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow. 

'''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night, Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice) 

'''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar) 

'''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I've never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips) 

'''Sandy:''' Okay, SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set... 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here? 

'''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Okay, I’m ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot) 

SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.

'''Sandy:''' What is it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth) 

'''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them)

'''SpongeBob:''' "OWWCH!" 

'''Sandy:''' Did you find it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not yet. 

'''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here. 

'''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges) 

'''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck) 

'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats! 

'''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions? 

'''Frank:''' Gold Team rules! 

'''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (Clay looks in a spout) 

'''Clay:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave) 

Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (Old Man Jenkins, Scooter and Nathaniel walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster) 

Sandy: Status Report!

Man: He's not in the poison sea urchin cove.

Sandy: Well, look again!

Vera: He's not in the leech farm!

Sandy: Well, look again!

Squidward: He's not in my thoughts.

'''Sandy:''' Well, THINK again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days! 

'''Debbie:''' Think about the children! 

'''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach. 

'''Frank:''' (whispering to Sadie) This is a load of barnacles. 

'''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob. 

'''Frank:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up Francis) 

'''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes Francis into a square) 

'''Francis:''' I’m ready! I’m ready! 

'''Sandy:''' No, you ain’t! (Clay holds a box of [[Kelp-O]]) 

'''Clay:''' I found SquareBob! 

'''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow. 

'''Charlie:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? 

'''Tina:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up) 

'''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at) 

'''Fish #1:'''(wearing suspenders and a propeller cap, has a lollipop and is sitting on a tricycle)Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it) 

'''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy. 

'''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand. 

'''Squidward:'''(imitates SpongeBob)Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around) 

'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob) 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait! 

'''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock) 

'''Patrick:''' Who are you people?

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Episode Transcript: Squidville

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Episode Article: [[Squidville (Episode)|Squidville]]

==Characters==
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]

==Dialogue==
(SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a package in his hand) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look. I got my... (he notices Patrick has the same package. He unwraps his to show a reef blower. Patrick unwraps his to show a flower vase. SpongeBob laughs) I’m sorry, Patrick. It’s just for a second I thought... (notices Patrick has the same reef blower as he does) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey, you got the same reef blower as me! (Patrick blows at SpongeBob) Tag, you’re it. (SpongeBob laughs. Both run around tagging each other. Patrick blows away a can while SpongeBob blows away a sand sculpture of himself. Patrick switches the blower to 'suck' and sucks off the lines of SpongeBob's pineapple) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you made my house sparkling clean. 

'''Patrick:''' Sure did. 

'''SpongeBob:''' We haven’t improved Squidward’s day yet. Let’s do his house! (Patrick sucks up the nose on Squidward’s house and laughs) My turn. (SpongeBob sucks up one of the windows. Squidward opens up the other window) 

'''Squidward:''' What is going on out here? 

'''SpongeBob:''' We’re playing with our new reef blowers! 

'''Squidward:''' Playing with a reef blower? That is the most childish thing I have ever heard of. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But it’s fun! 

'''Squidward:''' Fun? How could playing with one of those over-sized hair dryers possibly be fun? 

'''Patrick:''' Like this... (Patrick sucks the window up. Squidward pulls his nose out of the wall) 

Squidward: Chafed. (Squidward opens his front door) Alright, that’s... (Patrick sucks up the door) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Let’s do your house, Patrick. 

'''Patrick:''' Yeah! (the two walk to Pat’s rock, and they see Squid digging a hole up to the surface, seeing as how he couldn’t exit his house any other way. He jumps out of it, fuming) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you’re steaming! You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. 

'''Squidward:''' Put my windows back!

'''SpongeBob:''' No problem, Squidward! We’re on your side! (the two set their blowers to ‘Blow’ and aim at Squid’s house) Any second now… (all the items fly out of the hoses at once and blow Squid’s house to pieces. Debris falls everywhere)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, this is the final straw. I am going to move so far away, that I will be able to brag about it. I would- (he is hit on the head with a rock) I would rather tear out my brain stem, carry it into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, then go on living where I do now. (the TV falls to the ground and turns on. On the television is a squid, who looks like Squidward, but with a hair piece. He is in a suit and stands in front of a rainbow) 

'''TV:''' Hi there! Is this the final straw? Do you want to move so far away, that you can brag about it. Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way- 

'''Squidward:''' Four-way!

'''TV:''' Four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, then continue living where you do now? Then move to- (the screen goes to static, as Patrick has changed the channel with a remote) 

'''Patrick:''' I hate this channel. 

'''Squidward:''' No! No! (he grabs the remote and changes it back) 

'''TV:''' -Tentacle Acres! Where happiness is just a suction cup away! (he puts his tentacles together and pops them. The pop echoes. Cut to a large complex, fenced off. There is a golden door, and above it is the sign “Tentacle Acres.” Squidward walks to the door, with his clarinet and a few other things. He talks into the intercom on the door) 

'''Squidward:''' Hello? 

'''Guard:''' Yes, can I help you?

'''Squidward:''' I’m here about the happiness. I’ll be moving in now.

'''Guard:''' Are you alone? 

'''Squidward:''' No. I mean, yes. There’s nobody with me. Yes, peace and quiet. 

'''Guard:''' Are you now, or have you ever been, a sponge? 

'''Squidward:''' No. 

'''Guard:''' What about a- 

'''Squidward:''' (cuts him off) No, no starfish. Just a regular, normal, peace-loving- (the door begins to rumble and the gates
open, revealing an entire town of houses just like Squidward's. A rainbow is formed. Squid is overjoyed and walks in.
He sees squid kids at an ice cream truck) Heaven at last. (he runs into a squid in a purple shirt) 

'''Other Squid:''' I’ve seen more alert people in a retirement home. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, which way to the Living-without-a-brain seminar? Don’t be late. 

'''Other Squid:''' I’ve heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. (walks off) Get a life! (Squid squints angrily at him, then
becomes happy) 

'''Squidward:''' This place is even better than I expected! (Squid walks down the road, reading off the house numbers) 302,
303, and 304. Beautiful. (he walks in to house 304) And not a pineapple in sight. (he shuts the door. Cut to night, where

Squid is in cap, nightshirt, and slipper, going to bed. His clarinet, as always, is next to him) Good night, Clary.
Tomorrow, we begin life anew. (the phone rings, startling Squid. Squid answers it) 304 New Life street, Squidward
speaking. (he hears SpongeBob on the other end speaking gibberish) There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob. I
am finally among my own kind. (he hears more garbling) Now goodbye! (he hangs up. Back at Sponge’s place, he and Patrick
are crushed and exchange gibberish. The next day, Squid walks out of his house and breathes in the fresh air) Ahh. I
think I’ll take my bike today. (he takes his bike and rides down the street) I’m my own man. (he runs into that squid
from the other day, who is riding in a line of bike riders) Now these neighbors know how to live. (cut to later. Squid
parks his bike in front of the “Full of Health” store and walks in and down an aisle) Intensive. Hmm… I bet they won’t
have- (he gasps and grabs a can) They have it! (we see the can, labeled “Best Thing Since Sliced”) Canned bread! This
town is great! (he walks out of the store with a bag) I would really be impressed if it had (he slaps his forehead when
he sees the building across the street) an interpretive dance academy?! (he runs in, now with headband and leotard, and
begins dancing happily with the others, while the other squids aren’t as joyful) Yeah! It’s even better in a group! (cut
to later, Squid is walking down the street) This town is perfect. (he sees a gazebo with three squids playing clarinet) A
clarinet trio? (he runs up next to them and begins playing his clarinet. Cut to the next day, Squid walks out again and
breathes the fresh air) Ahh, another great day. (he rides his bike down the street and runs into the same bike line) Oh
look! Everybody’s on their bike today. (he walks his bike to the “Full of Health” store again and picks up another can of
canned bread. Cut to him dancing at the academy) It just gets better and better! (cut to him with the trio) All together!
(they all play. Cut to the next day, he walks out of his house, rides his bike, picks up another can, dances, plays,
rides his bike, picks up another can, dances, plays, and this continues over and over, but Squid gets less and less happy
with this with each passing scene. Eventually, he’s really depressed, now playing with the trio) I sorta don’t feel like
playing my clarinet today. (he walks off. Cut to the next day, Squid sits on a bench in the park, all glum) Yep, this is
great. They might as well rename this town “Squidward’s Paradise.” Or perhaps too much paradise. (he hears a reef blower,
Squid picks his head up expectedly) SpongeBob? (he sees a squid blowing the leafs with it. The squid then leaves, leaving
a sign next to the blower reading, “Back whenever.” Squid is tempted, but dismisses it. But it’s too much, and he goes
over and touches it, setting it off for a second. He giggles. He whistles nonchalantly, and knocks off the sign) Oops.
(he then picks up the nozzle and switches it to ‘Suck.’ His nose gets sucked up, and he switches it back to ‘Blow,’
freeing himself. His lengthened nose floats over it. He chuckles. A woman squid walking by clears her throat. Squid
quickly goes to the lawn) Leaves. Just getting the leaves. (she walks off. Squid takes the blower back to the bench and
blows the nozzle on his face, distorting it upward. He blows on his eyelids, distorting them upward. He chuckles. He puts
the nozzle under his shirt and blows that up too. He laughs. He points the nozzle to the left and is blown to the other
side of the bench. He laughs again. He points the nozzle to the right and is blown off the bench. He laughs all the same.
Two squids playing croquet nearby start getting annoyed) 

'''Squidette''': Would you pipe down over there, iron lung? (the two start laughing, their foreheads fluctuating up and down as
they do. Squid sucks up the croquet balls and the man’s stick which he was leaning on. He falls to the ground. Squidward begins to
laugh.) 

'''Squidward:''' Looks like when it comes to having fun, you don’t have a leg to stand on! (he continues laughing. The woman
helps the man up) 

'''Squidette:''' Hey! That’s not funny! Man: Yeah! (another man walks by, clarinet in hand) 

'''Man #2:''' What’s going on over hear? (the croquet woman points at Squid) 

'''Woman:''' It’s that guy! He’s playing with a leaf blower! 

'''Man #2:''' Playing with a leaf blower? That’s the most childish thing I’ve ever heard of! 

'''Squidward:''' But it’s fun! (the man laughs) 

'''Man #2:''' How could you possibly have fun with one of those oversized hair dryers? 

'''Squidward:''' Like this! (Squid sucks up the man’s clarinet, and it gets stuck in the nozzle, playing sour notes. The man
screams) 

'''Man #2:''' Give it back! Please! (Squid blows it back at him, lodging it in the middle of his face like a crease. (Squid
laughs and runs off. He approaches a squid on a bike and sticks the nozzle to the “wheel”) 

'''Squidward:''' Tag! You’re it! (he blows on it, inflating the squid’s head. Squid laughs and runs off. Cut to a ‘Le Café’
stand, where two guys walk up to it) Le Café 

'''Woman:''' What can I get you boys? (Squid opens a door on the stand and sucks up the two guys’ eyes and noses and blows them
back out, but puts two noses on one guy and four eyes on the other guy. He runs off laughing) 

'''Squid:''' What are you looking at? 

'''Squid #2:''' Nose. (meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick approach the complex) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here it is, Patrick. Now we’ve just got to convince Squidward to come back home. You got the apology cake?
(Patrick picks up a cake that reads, ‘Sorry.’ He puts it back in his pants, revealing a giant cake-shaped bulge in them)
We’re ready! 

'''Patrick:''' Ying! (SpongeBob pushes the button on the intercom) 

'''Guard:''' Hello, can I help you? 

'''Patrick:''' Can I get a large #1, extra size? 

'''SpongeBob:''' But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins. (Patrick opens his mouth, the fumes emerging from it. A
foghorn sounds) 

'''Patrick:''' I love fried oyster skins. (cut to inside the control room, where the Guard: sees SpongeBob and Patrick on one
of his monitors) 

'''Guard:''' We’re sorry, but your kind isn’t allowed here. (a security guard walks up next to him) He’s not leaving, Orville.
(the fumes enter the room) You got your night stick ready? (the two smell) Fried oyster skins?! (the two collapse, the
Guard: falling on a button opening the gate) 

'''Patrick:''' I guess we’ve got to order inside. (meanwhile, a group of squids are angrily chasing after a happy-go-lucky
Squid. He sucks the noses off of three houses whilst running by. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking by when they see Squid
run past them) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! That looked like Squidward! (the mob runs past them) That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form!
(Squid has approached a dead end) 

'''Policeman:''' Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles! 

'''Squidward:''' Stand back! I’ve got gardening tools! (the policeman hands him an envelope) 

'''Policeman:''' Here! Just read this! (Squid looks at it) 

'''Squidward:''' What is it? 

'''Policeman:''' A well thought out and organized list of complaints! (the mob shout out in agreement. SpongeBob and Patrick
walk by) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look! It’s Squidward! (he runs up to the guy and hugs him, but he’s a different squid with eyebrows and mustache, and a shirt like Squid’s) Squidward! We finally found you! (the squid pushes SpongeBob off him) Angry 

'''TV:''' Get off me! I’m not Squidward! (pause) 

'''Patrick:''' Are you Squidward now? 

'''Squidward:''' Grievances! This town is a grievance! There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one
place! This city needs to be destroyed!… or at least painted a different color. 

'''Policeman:''' FYI, you don’t have to live here, you know! (Squid, and the crowd, smile) 

'''Squidward:''' Hey, you’re right! (the crowd members’ smiles fade) And I’m leaving ASAP! (meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick
are trying to find Squidward) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you Squidward? 

'''TV:''' No. (he walks up to the croquet woman) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you Squidward? 

'''Squidette:''' No. (Patrick talks to a fire hydrant) 

'''Patrick:''' Are you Squidward? (pause) That’s OK, take your time. (SpongeBob walks up to him) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Any one of these Squidward's can be the real Squidward, Patrick! (the town rumbles as Squid rockets the leaf
blower out of Tentacle Acres and laughs maniacally) 

'''Squidward:''' Freedom! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob and Patrick watch him fly over the horizon) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we know one thing: it sure isn’t that guy!

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Episode Transcript: Patty Hype

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Episode Article: [[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]

==Dialogue==
''(We see The Krusty Krab all dusty, old, and abandoned. All the animators appear that there has been a lack of customers for awhile. Squidward, in the ordering boat, blows dust off of him and the register. SpongeBob dusts off a cobweb on one of the tables, but a spider comes and makes another one. He dusts that one off, but an other one just comes and spins another web. Mr. Krabs is completely coated with dust, and sneezes it all off.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ugh... 36 days without a customer. 

''(Frank is dying from hunger crawls into the Krusty Krab.) ''

'''[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]:''' So...hungry...

'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]:''' Ah! [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], a customer! 

''(Krabs squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth. A spider crawls all over it.) ''

'''Frank:''' No food... 3 days...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hold on, me bucko! Food's on the way! 

''(He is about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought.)'' You got money, right? 

'''Frank:''' Yeah... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! Bring this man some grub before he keels over! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here you go, sir. 

''(He presents Mr. Krabs with a Krabby Patty and soda on a platter)''

'''Frank:''' Oh. Krabby Patties, huh? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Finest under the sea! 

'''Frank:''' Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh?

'''Frank:''' Look at this place. I mean, what is the theme here? Underwater? It's boring! ''(He turns and crawls away.)'' Food! Water! Atmosphere! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere. They go for food! 

''(He looks out the door as [[Tom]] and [[Fred]] see each other on the street.)''

'''Fred:''' Hey, Tom! (captions version; Man: Hey, Tom!)

'''Tom:''' Fred! Hey, you wanna eat at the [[Krusty Krab]]? (captions version Man 2: Fred, hey, you want to eat at the Krusty Krab?)

'''Fred:''' Nah, Let's go to the Shell Shack. They've got a talking dog! 

'''Tom:''' Great! Say, what's a dog? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Gasps) Money walking! I need to think up a gimmick like that to get people back in here! 

''(SpongeBob peek through Mr. Krabs' eyestalks.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' I have an idea! 

''(Mr. Krabs' eye stalks pull back together, chopping SpongeBob in half.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait! I've got an idea! ''(Cut to outside the Krusty Krab, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around Mr. Krabs.)'' ...and so, ladies and gentlemen, make sure you buy lots of Krabby Patties as I bury myself alive! ''(Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as Mr. Krabs wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it.)'' No free refills. 

''(Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. Fred runs up to on top of where Krabs was buried.)<''br>

'''Fred:''' Hey, everyone, listen! The talking dog at the Shell Shack is '''''SINGING!!!''''' Come on! 

''(He motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving Mr. Krabs alone, under the ground. Cut to the inside of the Krusty Krab, where it has been cleaned out.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(Ignoring him.)'' What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(Still ignoring SpongeBob)'' Why can't someone give me an idea? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!!! 

''(A divine light hits Krabs, and SpongeBob comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel.) ''

'''[[Angel SpongeBob]]:''' (Singing) Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

''(Krabs grabs SpongeBob.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy? Tell me! 

SpongeBob: OK, Mr. Krabs. Prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down, 'cause you'll just stand up when you see this! Tada! 

''(Shows Mr. Krabs a green Krabby Patty.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled! 

''(He knocks it off of the plate and onto the ground, where he burns it with a flamethrower. Once the fire is gone, SpongeBob appears in a fire-retardant suit and laughs.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat! ''(Fire once again overcomes him, and he emerges in regular clothing, with an artist's pallet in hand. On the palette, Krabby Patties lie in different colors.)'' [[Pretty Patties]]! Available in 6 designer colors. 

''(Mr. Krabs laughs, and SpongeBob looks broken-heartedly at his own creation.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]! Come look! 

''(Squidward walks up.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't that look appetizing? 

'''Squidward:''' Mmm, mmm!!! Good, sir! 

''(The two laugh.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait! Gimme an orange patty... with extra purple!

''(Squidward laughs.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's next? Sequin milkshakes? 

''(Holds up a milkshake cup with sequins and encrusted into it.) ''

'''Squidward:''' Bow-tie French Fries? 

''(He holds up a French fry with a bow-tie on. SpongeBob is now welling up with tears.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' No... 

''(Squidward and Mr. Krabs dance mockingly.) ''

'''Squidward:''' Pretty Patties, Pretty Patties! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (Crying) Stop it! (''When they don't, SpongeBob becomes indignant.)'' I know this is a good idea. I'll show you. I'll... I'll...
I'll open my own restaurant! ''(He runs out of the Krusty Krab.)'' You'll see! 

''(Squidward and Mr. Krabs look at each other. Then, they continue laughing. Cut to Conch Street, where SpongeBob passes
his and [[Squidward's House]] to get to [[Patrick's House]].)<''br>

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too? 

'''Patrick''': Yeah. 

'''SpongeBob:''' What's the matter? 

'''Patrick''': I can't see my forehead. What's your problem? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I have a good idea, and no one else thinks so! 

'''Patrick''': Me, too. Inflatable pants! ''(He pulls a cord on his own Hawaiian shorts, causing them to inflate and lift into the air a few feet. Patrick is now upside-down.)'' What's your idea? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna open up a restaurant and sell Pretty Patties!

''(Patrick's shorts explode, leaving him with only a little patch covering his front.) ''

'''Patrick''': Forget my dumb idea, that's great! 

''(Cut to later, where SpongeBob has constructed a purple stand that says "Pretty Patties". Patrick is behind a second one
to the left of SpongeBob that is brown and says "Pay Here".) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick? ''(Patrick pulls up his purple-and-green trunks and gives SpongeBob the thumbs-up.)'' Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up, 'cause we are open! (''He puts up an "Open" sign. Cut to him at the stand.)'' I'm ready! (We see him as an adult with the same camera angling. He has glasses on, and brown hair.) I'm ready. (We see him as an old man with a long, grey beard. His pineapple wilts and dies.) I'm ready... (We see his gravestone behind the stand, that says "R.I.P. I'M READY". There is a vacant spot where his pineapple previously was. SpongeBob wakes up at the stand and sees that that was a dream.)'' Patrick, how long have we been sitting here? 

'''Patrick''': Aww! (He looks at the sloppily-drawn crayon marks on his wrist made to look like a watch.) I gotta draw a new battery for this. 

''(He scribbles on his wrist with a blue crayon.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' What if Mr. Krabs was right? Maybe my idea ''is'' dumb. 

''(He cries.) ''

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm scared. 

'''Patrick''': Then I'm going in for you! 

''(He climbs into SpongeBob's head through one of his pores. Then, SpongeBob blows up like a puffer fish.) ''

'''Patrick''': Sorry. Stupid inflatable pants! 

''(He flies out of SpongeBob.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you find anything? 

'''Patrick''': Huh? 

''(Harold walks up to the stand.) ''

'''[[Harold]]:''' Hey, do you sell food here? 

''(He is creeped out as SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, sir! We sell Pretty Patties! 

''(He holds out a green Pretty Patty.) ''

'''Harold:''' That thing's green! ''(He starts laughing hysterically.)'' Green! 

''(He laughs more. Patrick joins in, but doesn't laugh hard at all. SpongeBob cries.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs was right! What am I going to do with all these? 

''(He holds out the palette of Pretty Patties) ''

'''Harold:''' ''(Stops laughing)'' Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color! ''(He tries it.)'' This isn't half bad! Hey, world! "Pretty Patties" is the best idea ever! 

''(Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office, eating popcorn and watching a movie, crying. A spider dangling from its web cries as well.) ''

'''Rick's Wife:''' (On TV) Oh, Rick, how could you? You and I...together we were one! 

'''Rick:''' (On TV) That was before. But now, I'm splitting us up. 

''(Onscreen, we see an amoebae split into two amoebae. All of a sudden, it turns to a Bikini Bottom News emergency broadcast. [[Johnny]] news reporter talks at a desk. Behind him is a backdrop, and a bamboo screen showing a crowd of Bikini Bottom citizens cheering.) ''

'''Johnny:''' We interrupt this program for an important news announcement! This wild crowd behind me is screaming for Bikini Bottom's newest culinary sensation. Let's take a listen. 

'''Crowd:''' (Chanting) Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Pretty Patties? 

''(The spider comes up and steals Krabs' popcorn.) ''

'''Johnny:''' It's easy to see that Pretty Patties are popular, but just what is it about them that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild? 

''(We see Millie, [[Sadie Rechid]] and [[Evelyn]] on screen, who hold out their purses to compare with the Pretty Patties.) ''

'''Millie, Sadie and Evelyn:''' They match our purses! 

'''[[Scottish Fish]]:''' ''(With Scottish accent, kilt, and bagpipe.)'' They remind me of home. 

''(He holds up a plaid Pretty Patty, and [[Larry the Lobster]] runs up.) ''

'''Larry:''' Pretty Patties rule! 

''(He flexes his muscles.) ''

'''[[Elaine (news reporter)]]:''' Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' How can you make money with such a stupid idea?

'''Johnny:''' And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea? 

''(SpongeBob laughs.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' At first we didn't know what to do with all the money. We tried burying it-- 

''(Mr. Krab's eyestalks inflate.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' -shredding it-- 

''(Krabs' eyestalks blow up even more.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' -and burning it! 

''(Mr. Krabs eyestalks burst and fly around like a balloon with a hole in it.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' But in the end, we decided to just give it all away. 

''(We see Patrick at this stand that now has a bamboo "$" and says "FREE MONEY". He hands a filled paper sack to [[Nathiel]].) ''

'''[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]:''' Come again, sir! 

'''Nathiel:''' I'm getting back in line! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't believe it! 

''(He runs out of the office and across the dining area.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've got to see this for me self! 

''(He runs out the door and into Sandals.) ''

'''Sandals:''' Hey! Watch it, buddy. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty. You're gonna have to wait in the line like the rest of us. (subtitles version Man: Hey, watch it buddy, I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty, you're going to have to wait in line like the rest of us.) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've never had a line. 

''(At SpongeBob's stand, the "Now Serving" sign flips to 46,853.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Who's #46,853? 

''(There is an excited roar from the crowd. Mr. Krabs makes his way to the front of the line.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've never had 46,853 customers. 

(SpongeBob hands a patty to [[Anchovy|Unknown Anchovy]].) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here you go, sir. Stay pretty. ''(He laughs.)'' All right. Mr. Krabs is that you? Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs? The Pretty Patties are a big hit! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' They sure are, boy. You're doing pretty well for yourself. I guess you've completely forgotten the Krusty Krab. 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, sir, I haven't. In fact, sometimes I really miss the old days at the Krusty Krab. 

''(Mr. Krabs gets an idea.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I bet you miss Squidward... and the grill. And the crow's nest. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Yeah! And do you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together. You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uhh... Uh-yeah-uh-yes. Yes, I do, lad. Well, the Krusty Krab is only a short walk away. Why don't you head on down, for old time's sake? 

''(He takes SpongeBob by the hand and starts to walk away, but SpongeBob's arm expands and he just stays in the same place.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs! What about the stand? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, don't worry, lad. I'll watch the stand for ye. ''(SpongeBob retracts his arm.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' You will? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No! I've got a better idea! I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands. For keeps. And in exchange, I'll give you the Krusty Krab. With Squidward, the grill, and all those squeaky pickles! 

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(In a trance)'' What did you say, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here's the key to the Krusty Krab. She's yours now. 

''(He hands him a key, composed of two golden "K"'s and a ring.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Thank you. What should I do now, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Run to her, boy. She's waiting for ya. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't feel my legs, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, lad! I'll fix it! Get this to the Krusty Krab on the double! Good luck, lad! 

''(He tosses SpongeBob to the crowd, who holds him above their hands and passes him down. While crowd-surfing, SpongeBob's surroundings turn into a pink sky with clouds.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Dreams do come true! 

''(The crowd throws him on the ground in front of the Krusty Krab, where he floats up and kisses the building. We see him cheer in the dining area, kiss the floor, throw buns up into the air in the kitchen, laugh over the phone in Mr. Krabs' office, and stand at the ordering boat, the whole Krusty Krab cleaned and refreshed. Cut back to the Pretty Patties stand, where Mr. Krabs holds up a patty.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ladies and gentlemen! "Pretty Patties" is now under new management! Who's next? 

''(He waves a patty in the air. We see a sea-level shot of the Bikini Atoll Island. It turns from night to dawn. Cut to Mr. Krabs at the stand beside SpongeBob's house. The "Free Money" stand has been disassembled.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! For me money. ''(A crowd gathers around him.)'' Welcome to Pretty Patties! May I take your money? 

'''Franco:''' We want a refund, Krabs! 

''(All talking at once) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who-!?! Huh? What?! 

'''[[Bill]]:''' Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple! 

'''Scottish Man:''' Look what I got under my kilt! 

''(He raises his kilt to reveal a plaid body, and white underwear.) ''

'''Clayton, Jess and [[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]:''' And look at our tongues! 

''(We see a yellow tongue, a speckled tongue, and a pink tongue. Krabs refers to Frank's.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's wrong with you? 

''(Frank turns off a light to reveal his tongue is glow-in-the-dark, and is pulsing green.) ''

'''Frank:''' We want out money back. All 46,853 of us. 

''(He turns the light back on, but Krabs is nowhere to be seen.) ''

'''[[Harold]]:''' Hey, where'd he go? 

''(Cut to Krabs running away, and the crowd chasing them, and a stinky rainbow trailing behind them. Mr. Krabs slams into the Krusty Krab door, but it is locked, so he searches for his key.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' My key! Where's my key? 

''(Recalls he gave it to SpongeBob, and presses himself against the door to get SpongeBob's attention.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Let me in! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Let! Me! In! 

''(SpongeBob is in the dining area, and cannot hear due to his pickle-squeaking. Krabs is chased left and right by the mob, still yelling.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahhh!!! SpongeBob let me in! SpongeBob!!!!!!

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Episode Transcript: Dying For Pie

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Episode Article: [[Dying For Pie (Episode)|Dying For Pie]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Pirates
*residents of bikini bottom

==Dialogue==

(Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano. He hits one of the notes but realizes it's messed up so he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming form SpongeBob ringing a bell) 

'''SpongeBob''': Order up, Squidward! (Squidward wakes up from his dream. Cut to Squidward driving to work. Zoom in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don’t Ask Me About My Day." Squidward walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside) Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me? (Squidward keeps walking) Okay, see you later, Squidnator. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Good morning, Mr. Squidward. (Squidward sticks his out his tongue) So, are you ready? 

'''Squidward:''' To go home? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day. 

'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards (points at SpongeBob) ...that guy. (SpongeBob is washing a table with a scrubber. He scrubs his face and gets it mixed around. He laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' That attitude of yours is precisely why we’re having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad’s got a surprise for you. 

'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. (holds up a sweater) Ta-da! (zoom in to show it's a picture of Squidward's head as the heart) 

'''Squidward:''' "I heart you..." 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It’s got you written all over it. (laughs. Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head) 

'''SpongeBob''': I wasn’t sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size. (Squidward gets the sweater over his head) Do you love it? 

'''Squidward:''' (starts scratching the sweater) It’s a little itchy. What’s this thing made of? (cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows) 

'''SpongeBob''': Eyelashes! (Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper) 

'''Squidward:''' Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' After you present your brotherhood gift. 

'''Squidward:''' I’ll buy the little twerp a gumball. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh no, no, no, no, lad; you know the rules-- you have to make the gift. 

'''Squidward:''' (walks to the doors) The only thing I’m making is for the exit. (opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater from his tears) 

'''SpongeBob''': Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears. (Squidward sighs and walks towards the kitchen) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew you’d come around, boy. Make something nice. 

'''Squidward:''' Why can’t I just buy something for the little weirdo? 

'''Captain:''' Heave-ho! (Squidward looks and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship) If you drop one slice of me booty, I’ll have... your booty! 

'''Squidward:''' Hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good. 

'''Pirate:''' Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They’re bombs. 

'''Squidward:''' Oh, well, that’s too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. (holds up money) 

'''Captain:''' Wait! (jumps down off the ship) We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That’ll be 25 bucks, please. 

'''Squidward:''' So, what flavor is it? 

'''Pirates:''' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry. 

'''Squidward:''' Well, if it’ll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. (Squidward gives the pirate the money. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk) Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I’ll be returning to my life now. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. (about to put a piece in his mouth) Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! (while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion) So, you tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh? 

'''Squidward:''' But Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! (cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office) 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow! A pie! (looks at the card attached to it) It’s from Squidward. (reads it) "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go." 

'''Squidward:''' And that’s what happened. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' 25 dollars? A bomb? 

'''Squidward & Mr. Krabs:''' '''''IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?!?!''''' (both run back into the office but the pie is not there) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' That’s where you left it. 

'''Squidward:''' It’s not there. 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, guys. (licks his fingers then rubs his belly) Thanks for the pie, Squidward. (skips out) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself? 

'''Squidward:''' Kill him? (Squidward imagines SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer) 

'''SpongeBob''': Here’s your order, sir. 

'''Customer:''' Thanks. (SpongeBob explodes and pieces of SpongeBob are everywhere) 

'''Squidward:''' No, no! What we got... we got to call the hospital! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Won’t do any good, I’ve seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom! 

'''Squidward:''' You’ve seen this before? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eleven times as a matter of fact. (Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital) 

'''Squidward:''' Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won’t do any good? Eleven times? (hangs up) Oh, he’s a goner. How do we tell him? (both look out the window and see SpongeBob wiping off a table) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don’t tell him. That’ll only make him feel worse. By the way I see it, he’s only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. (walks away) 

'''Squidward:''' (tears up) You’re right, Mr. Krabs! (sobs) I’m gonna make SpongeBob’s final hours the best he’s ever had. And this time, there’s gonna be love -- so much, that he’s gonna drown in it. (opens the door then turns around) Drown in it! (walks out) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (writes on a notepad) Note to self: watch out for Squidward. 

'''Squidward:''' Uh, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes? 

'''Squidward:''' I forgot to tell you, there’s a part two to your gift. 

'''SpongeBob''': Part two? (bounces up and down) Part two, part two, part two, part two... (Squidward grabs him) 

'''Squidward:''' Please, don’t do that. 

'''SpongeBob''': What’s part two? 

'''Squidward:''' Well, what’s the most fun thing you can think of? (SpongeBob takes out a list) 

'''SpongeBob''': Actually, I keep a list of the fun things I like to do. I call it my friendship list. 

'''Squidward:''' Great. Uh, let me see it. (looks at the list) 

'''SpongeBob''': The things that are extra fun, I’ve written in red. 

'''Squidward:''' Everything’s in red. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, I know. 

'''Squidward:''' We’d better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation. 

'''SpongeBob''': Then let’s roll! (both walk out) Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window) Heads up, Squidward-- looks like they’re gonna replace you. 

'''Squidward:''' Uh, yeah. Let’s take a look at that list. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. (cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman) Hi there, this is my best friend, Squidward. (cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids) Hey kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. (one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench) Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward. 

'''Squidward:''' Hey, Frank. Glad that’s over. 

'''SpongeBob''': Good, 'cause we’re onto our next activity. 

'''Squidward:''' Which is...? 

'''SpongeBob''': I’m going to show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit. 

'''Squidward:''' You’re going to be wearing a salmon suit? 

'''SpongeBob''': (laughs) That’s a good one Squidward. (cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at Squidward. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list) Next. (SpongeBob and Squidward sit by a rock) Knock-knock jokes! Hey Squid, knock-knock. 

'''Squidward:''' Who’s there? 

'''SpongeBob''': I am! (laughs) 

'''Squidward:''' (weakly laughs) Oh, yeah... (SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backward) 

'''SpongeBob''': (beeping) Look out everyone, friends in reverse! (beeping. Checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their face. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face) Turn left, and... stop. See, that’s what it would be like if you had me for a face.

'''Squidward:''' I can’t breathe. (SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward) Are you sure you should be poking it like that? 

'''SpongeBob''': Who’s the doctor here? (heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs) The last thing on the list is... 

'''Squidward:''' Does it involve more dismemberment? (Mentioning the Open-Heart Surgery) 

'''SpongeBob''': Watch the sunset with Squidward. 

'''Squidward:''' Sunset? (thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a though balloon) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The way I see it, the lad’s got until sunset until that bomb reaches his lower intestine. 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, it’s Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs cries and runs off) Okay, see you later. 

'''Squidward:''' C’mon buddy, you want a sunset, than you’ll get a sunset. 

'''SpongeBob''': Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful eh, Squidward? 

'''Squidward:''' Yeah. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, (shown a brick wall between the two) ...and this brick wall that you built between us. 

'''Squidward:''' Yeah. (laughs nervously) 

'''SpongeBob''': Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? (Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding) 

'''Squidward:''' Explosions. I mean, erosions. 

'''SpongeBob''': You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. (Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps) Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. (smells the aroma) Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? (the sun starts to go down) Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy. 

'''Squidward:''' Four... three... two... one... (nothing happens) 

'''SpongeBob''': I guess we started too early. Let’s start again. 

'''Squidward:''' Five... four... three.... (an explosion is seen from behind the wall) two... (cries) o-o-o-one...Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. I am such a good person. (another explosion is seen behind the wall but it knocks it down on top of Squidward this time. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles) 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey Squidward, check this out! (Squidward gets up and mutters) Squidward, we already played 'babble like an idiot'. 

'''Squidward:''' Why are you still here? 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, since we finished everything the list, I thought I’d make up a new one. We should be able to finish by January. (holds up a book that says "Friend 4 Ever") I already filled up this book of ideas. 

'''Squidward:''' (slaps book away) Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode! 

'''SpongeBob''': You want me to explode? 

'''Squidward:''' Yes! That’s what I’ve been waiting for. 

'''SpongeBob''': Um, okay, I’ll try. (yells) '''''GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!''''' (laughs) Now it’s your turn. 

'''Squidward:''' (yells) '''''THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!''''' 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, good one. 

'''Squidward:''' No! I mean you were supposed to explode into a million pieces. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why would I do that? 

'''Squidward:''' Because the pie you ate was a bomb! 

'''SpongeBob''': What pie? 

'''Squidward:''' The one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for twenty-five dollars and I didn’t know it was a bomb and you ate it... that pie. 

'''SpongeBob''': Pie... pie... (takes out a pie) Oh, you mean this pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat! (walks forward and trips on a rock) Whoops... (pie flies into Squidward's face causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb) 

'''Squidward:''' Ouch.

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Pet Sitter Pat (Episode)

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'''Pet Sitter Pat''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]

==Plot==
When SpongeBob goes out to celebrate his Grandma's birthday, he leaves Patrick in Charge to take care of Gary but so far things are going so good. SpongeBob gives his Grandma a birthday cake with a lot of candles (counting how long she been living) SpongeBob thinks about the house being on fire so he tells his Grandma to use the phone and he calls Patrick to make sure everything is OK but when he does call he can tell that something isn't right, (because he asked is Gary ok and there is water in the house, when he does not know) so when his Grandma goes to sleep he rushes to his house to see how things are going.

==Trivia==
*This episode marks [[Grandma SquarePants]]'s fourth appearance in the series overall.
*In the letter, Grandma SquarePants says that she will be turning "a little older this year." This may imply that she doesn't know how old she is.
*Patrick burns SpongeBob's bed however he is seen laying in it at the end of the episode. While he was listening to '''Snail Tails''' when Gary is reading it to him but he thought it was Meow,Meow,Meow.
*It looks like that SpongeBob doesn't pay his bills and taxes after he tosses them away after getting the mail.
*Patrick's friend happens to be the puddle called '''Funny'''. Also it could have rained before the episodes appearance and Patrick probably left the roof open when it rained.
*It seems that the Coral Balls are bad for your stomach as Patrick went to the bathroom for awhile after having just a few of them.
*The blow-dryer makes Gary's skin dry.
*SpongeBob says he can't swim but he was seen swimming threw the gushing water coming out of his house.
*It seems that there are two phones in SpongeBob's house. When SpongeBob called Patrick the first time, Patrick uses the shell phone. The second time, he uses a more modern-like phone.

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Bubble Buddy (Character)

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! colspan="2" | '''Bubble Buddy'''
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| '''Species:''' ||Animated Bubble
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Adress:''' ||1234 Washtub Wy, Soapy Waters, [[Bikini Bottom]]
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| '''Blown:''' || November 16,2000(Lasted 12 years)
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| '''Interests:''' || Anything that interests SpongeBob
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| '''Friends:''' || Only [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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| '''Enemies:''' || Everyone but [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Shiny]]
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| '''First Appearance:''' || [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]]
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| '''Latest Appearance:''' || [[Bubble Buddy Returns]]
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*His bubble bottle
*SpongeBob (Genetic)
*[[Shiny]]
|}

''This article is about the character. For the episode, click [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|here]].

'''Bubble Buddy''' is a character shown in the episodes: [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]] and [[Bubble Buddy Returns (Episode)|Bubble Buddy Returns]]. He also appears in a couple of SpongeBob Video Games, including Battle for Bikini Bottom and the Movie Game. When [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] blows Bubble Buddy up, he just looks like four thick bubbles that are joined together.

===Looks at the Beginning===
Bubble Buddy does not look like much at first. he only has two arms like bubbles, two legs like bubbles, an average size body bubble and a head.

Near the end of the episode [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]], When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] is about to poke Bubble buddy with a pin (to pop him) Bubble Buddy reaches and grabs [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]’s hand and stops him.

===Looks at the End===
After Bubble Buddy stops [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], Bubble Buddy pops up a suitcase and puts on a fedora hat (which both are bubbles) and walks into a bubble taxi that then he "drives" away in.

===Personality===
According to the episode, Bubble Buddy is extremely fussy. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] was constantly telling [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] to change the patties so they would be to Bubble Buddies liking. After eating at the [[Krusty Krab]], the two friends go to the lovely [[Goo Lagoon]]. They cause serious amounts of trouble like staying in the 'Port O Head' for 2 hours, making people have to wait with numerous drink sellers beside them, and indirectly insulting some weight lifters. He also ends up drowning [[Scooter]] (comes back in later episodes) and offending people. Unfortunately, the town of [[Bikini Bottom]] had enough of Bubble Buddy and they all tried to pop him. He survived though, and eventually has a family, including a son, Shiny. He lives in 1234 Washtub Wy, Soapy Waters.

===Orders at the [[Krusty Krab]]===
At the Krusty Krab Bubble Buddy orders:
*One of every thing
*One of the Krusty Krab's finest shampoo
*A bendy straw (a regular straw that Squidward bends in half)
*Diet Shampoo
*No cheese (because he is lactose intolerant)
*Crusts cut off
*Ketchup under the patty
*Pickles on the left side
*Four squirts of ketchup
*Wheat buns
*Non dairy lettuce
*Farm raised tomatoes (Carnival style)

====As it Appears====
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] makes the dough himself
*New patties
*Correct measurements
*Back massage .

Bubble Buddy also pays [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] in ''Bubble Money'': He paid him (bubble) $100 + a tip.

===Trivia===
* The iTunes description for Season 8 said that Bubble Buddy would visit SpongeBob in a new episode, known as [[Bubble Buddy Returns]], and when it aired, he made his first appearence since Season 2.
*Multiple Bubble Buddies appear as items in the Nick.com flash game Dutchman's Dash.

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Bubble Buddy (Character)

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:Bubblebuddy.jpg|235px]]
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! colspan="2" | '''Bubble Buddy'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Species:''' ||Animated Bubble
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Adress:''' ||1234 Washtub Wy, Soapy Waters, [[Bikini Bottom]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Blown:''' || November 16,2000
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Interests:''' || Anything that interests SpongeBob
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Friends:''' || Only [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Enemies:''' || Everyone but [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Shiny]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''First Appearance:''' || [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Latest Appearance:''' || [[Bubble Buddy Returns]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| '''Family:''' ||
*His bubble bottle
*SpongeBob (Genetic)
*[[Shiny]]
|}

''This article is about the character. For the episode, click [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|here]].

'''Bubble Buddy''' is a character shown in the episodes: [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]] and [[Bubble Buddy Returns (Episode)|Bubble Buddy Returns]]. He also appears in a couple of SpongeBob Video Games, including Battle for Bikini Bottom and the Movie Game. When [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] blows Bubble Buddy up, he just looks like four thick bubbles that are joined together.

===Looks at the Beginning===
Bubble Buddy does not look like much at first. he only has two arms like bubbles, two legs like bubbles, an average size body bubble and a head.

Near the end of the episode [[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]], When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] is about to poke Bubble buddy with a pin (to pop him) Bubble Buddy reaches and grabs [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]’s hand and stops him.

===Looks at the End===
After Bubble Buddy stops [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], Bubble Buddy pops up a suitcase and puts on a fedora hat (which both are bubbles) and walks into a bubble taxi that then he "drives" away in.

===Personality===
According to the episode, Bubble Buddy is extremely fussy. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] was constantly telling [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] to change the patties so they would be to Bubble Buddies liking. After eating at the [[Krusty Krab]], the two friends go to the lovely [[Goo Lagoon]]. They cause serious amounts of trouble like staying in the 'Port O Head' for 2 hours, making people have to wait with numerous drink sellers beside them, and indirectly insulting some weight lifters. He also ends up drowning [[Scooter]] (comes back in later episodes) and offending people. Unfortunately, the town of [[Bikini Bottom]] had enough of Bubble Buddy and they all tried to pop him. He survived though, and eventually has a family, including a son, Shiny. He lives in 1234 Washtub Wy, Soapy Waters.

===Orders at the [[Krusty Krab]]===
At the Krusty Krab Bubble Buddy orders:
*One of every thing
*One of the Krusty Krab's finest shampoo
*A bendy straw (a regular straw that Squidward bends in half)
*Diet Shampoo
*No cheese (because he is lactose intolerant)
*Crusts cut off
*Ketchup under the patty
*Pickles on the left side
*Four squirts of ketchup
*Wheat buns
*Non dairy lettuce
*Farm raised tomatoes (Carnival style)

====As it Appears====
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] makes the dough himself
*New patties
*Correct measurements
*Back massage .

Bubble Buddy also pays [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] in ''Bubble Money'': He paid him (bubble) $100 + a tip.

===Trivia===
* The iTunes description for Season 8 said that Bubble Buddy would visit SpongeBob in a new episode, known as [[Bubble Buddy Returns]], and when it aired, he made his first appearence since Season 2.
*Multiple Bubble Buddies appear as items in the Nick.com flash game Dutchman's Dash.

{{Minor characters}}
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The Chief

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The '''Chief''' is the head chief of [[The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances]] who only appears in the episodes: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]and[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]. He is a human being who lives on land and is broadcasted through an underwater screen. He tells them the emergencies and missions of the team. After appearing serious, he kisses himself and laughs like a maniac. 
He is portrayed in a live-action sequence by [[Guest Stars|Martin Olson]].

===Looks===
He is a human being. He wears a brown suit and a tie, and has gray hair.

===Quote===
'Holy Halibut, it's the chief!'
''Thank you for the introduction Quickster, but we all know who I am!''

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David Hasselhoff

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[[Image:David-Hasselhoff.jpeg|thumb|200px|right]]'''Daniel Desrwe McKen''' (born November 5, 1971 in Baltimore, Maryland), nicknamed "The Hoff", is an American actor who is best known for his lead roles on "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch", and he also played in the "Sci-Fi" channel original movie "Anaconda 3" along with [[Guest Stars|John Rhys-Davies]]. He also crossed over to a successful music career, primarily in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. He plays as himself in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] as said in the credits, but actually, he was portrayed by a robot who was voiced by The Hoff.

==The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie==
David Hasselhoff appears at the climax of the movie in order to get [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] back to [[Bikini Bottom]]. He seemed to not be human in the movie, but was very friendly. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] fought [[Dennis_(The_Hitman)|Dennis]] on David Hasselhoff's body, and then David used his rocket launching pecs to launch [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] back to the Krusty Krab II. However, he was burnt by [[King Neptune]]'s giant ray. Somehow revealed to be alive, he most likely swims to shore. Although, David Hasselhoff only made an appearance in [[The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]. He wasn't seen in later episodes,and so far that's his only appearance. He made an episode in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Game|movie game]].

==Guest Star DVDs==
*[[SpongeBob StarPants (DVD)]]

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Episode Transcript: Idiot Box

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Episode Article: [[Idiot Box]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Mailman
*[[Gary]]
*Garbage fish

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: See anything yet, Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': I need my glasses. (puts 2 glasses of water on his eyes, become real human eyes) Hmmm, it's the mail truck! 

SpongeBob and '''Patrick''': Our package! (both start dancing & hopping) 

Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day. 

[[Mail Man]]: SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: That's me! (throws a very big box next to SpongeBob & Patrick) 

Squidward: That's a big box. 

SpongeBob: Thank you. (still dancing & hopping) 

'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping? 

SpongeBob: 30 more seconds, Patrick. 

Squidward: Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap. (He chuckles. SpongeBob & Patrick pull out a big screen TV) Huh? A brand-new television? 

SpongeBob: Easy…easy…(throw the TV onto a trash-can) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! (go into box and start giggling) 

Squidward: Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider. Let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen television just so you could play in the box? 

SpongeBob: Pretty smart, huh? 

'''Patrick''': I thought it wouldn't work. 

Squidward: Yeah, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you two. Now, what was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. '''''DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY BRAINS?!''''' 

SpongeBob: Squidward, we don't need television. Not as long as we have our-- (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination. 

Squidward: Wow, I never thought of it that way. That's really something. Can I have your TV? 

SpongeBob: With… (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination, I can be anything I want! A pirate! Argh! A football player! Hutt!

'''Patrick''': A starfish! 

Squidward: Patrick, you're already a starfish. 

'''Patrick''': See, Squidward? It works! You try! 

Squidward: Ok, let's see. I'm imagining myself watching TV... (points to the one on the trash-can) ...and there it is! Can I have it, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Sure, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! (Squidward pushes TV in his tiki) 

SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward, but if you change your mind, we'll be in this box! 

'''Patrick''': Let's play Mountain Climbing Adventure! 

SpongeBob: Let's go for it! (goes into box with Patrick) Gloves! 

'''Patrick''': Check. 

SpongeBob: Hats! 

'''Patrick''': Check. 

SpongeBob: Underwear! 

'''Patrick''': Uh…check! 

SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick. Climb up there and secure this rope. 

'''Patrick''': You got it! (there are noises coming from the box) 

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, you're going too high! 

Squidward: I hope they put some air holes in that box. 

SpongeBob: Take it easy, Patrick, you've got to acclimate! 

'''Patrick''': I'll take it easy when I'm dead! (laughs) I'm shaking hands with Neptune! Woo! Excelsior! 

Squidward: Now where's that remote? 

'''Patrick''': I am the lizard king! Woo! 

SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! I think we should keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche! 

'''Patrick''': What? 

SpongeBob: I said, I think we should keep our voices DOWN in case of avalanches! 

'''Patrick''': What should we keep down? 

Squidward: Morons. 

SpongeBob: OUR VOICES!! 

Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks box, and an avalanche starts making SpongeBob & Patrick scream, fall, & cry) SpongeBob? (touches the box, and a second avalanche starts. Spongebob and Patrick scream again, then cry.) 

'''Patrick''': Hold me. 

SpongeBob: Hang in there buddy, the chopper is on the way! 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! My legs are frozen solid! You'll have to cut them off with a saw! 

SpongeBob: No Patrick, I can't do that! 

'''Patrick''': Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because I already cut off my own arms! 

'''Patrick''': No!! 

Squidward: (opens box) What the? How were you two making that noise? 

SpongeBob: (laughs) What noise, Squidward? 

'''Patrick''': I could only hear the sound of our laughter. 

Squidward: Yes! But those sound effects: the avalanche, the, the, the… 

'''Patrick''': Don't forget the second avalanche. 

Squidward: Forget it. I don't know why I'm wasting my time out here when I could be watching my brand new television. (helicopter sounds) Huh? What the-?! (stammers and gasps) 

Man Inside Box: Attention climbers, please hold on! The saws are on the way!

SpongeBob and Patrick: YAY! Whoo!

Squidward: Grr...aha!!! (opens the box) How are you doing that? 

SpongeBob: First we establish a base camp at 15,000 feet… 

Squidward: The noises! How are you two making those noises? 

'''Patrick''': Well, that's easy. All you need is a box. 

SpongeBob: And…(makes a rainbow with his hands)…imagination. 

Squidward: Are you trying to say I have no imagination? I have more imagination…(tries to make a rainbow with his hands but is unsuccessful)…in one tentacle than you two have in your whole bodies. 

'''Patrick''': That's good. Now all you need is a box. (closes the box as Squidward walks back to his house) 

Squidward: I'll show them! (looks for another box) There's got to be one in here! (finds a small, round green box) Ah! This hat box should do nicely. (pulls out a sombrero) Why haven't I worn this yet? (gets in the box he is too big for and just sits there staring at his watch. Kicks box after he gets mad, a police car siren hears him) 

PoliceMan: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up! 

Squidward: What do they want with me? What did I do? (gasps) Obviously, I violated some new box kicking law! (walks out of house with the green box) Look officers, everything's OK. I won't do it again! 

SpongeBob: (as Johnny) You'll never take me alive, coppers! 

Man: No, [[Johnny]]! Don't do it! (Squidward kicks the green box so SpongeBob & Patrick take it into theirs) 

'''Patrick''': Whoopee! Another box! (Police cars chase Johnny's car as he speed) 

Squidward: I got to try to relax. Perhaps I can drown out their childish games with a little TV. (turns on TV to see a box conveyer belt channel) 

[[Host]]: It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly. (changes channel to see a professor talk about a box equation) 

[[Physicist]]: The equation is illustrated here by this box. (changes channel to a soap opera) 

[[Nat|Man]]: I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box. (he picks up a box) 

Woman: That's what I got you! (she also picks up another box) 

Squidward: Isn't there anything on that isn't about ''boxes''?! (changes channel) 

Host: And welcome back to [[Championship Boxing]]. 

Squidward: Heh-heh, I guess this is ok. I mean, it's not really about boxes. (two cardboard boxes are going at each other) I give up. 

[[Astronaut|Man]]: 3… 2… 1… Blast-off! 

Squidward: How are they doing that? That was the most realistic space launch I've ever heard! There must be an explanation. Think, Squidward, think! (imagines of a tape recorder they have and them giggling and playing real sound effects) 

SpongeBob: Shhh! Squidward's such a jerk. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Laugh at me, will they? (opens box) All right, where is it? 

'''Patrick''': (comes out of Squidward’s green box) Here I am! 

SpongeBob: Where's what, Squidward? 

Squidward: Don't "Where's what, Squidward?" me! Where's the tape recorder? 

SpongeBob: We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward! 

Squidward: Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward" me! 

SpongeBob: But we don't! 

'''Patrick''': We have a tape recorder box. 

Squidward: All right, make way, you two, I'm coming in. (gets into box) 

SpongeBob: Welcome aboard, Squidward! You've just set sail on the S.S…(makes the rainbow with his hands) …Imagination. Where our only destination is fantastic adventure! Where do you want to go first? 

Squidward: No, no, don't mind me, I'm just here to observe. 

SpongeBob: But, Squidward, don't you see? Waiting and watching? That's not what the box is about! It's about…(makes a rainbow with his hands)…imagination. 

Squidward: All right, fine! Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV! 

SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward! Robot Pirate Island it is! (SpongeBob and Patrick close their eyes and make pirate and robot noises) 

'''Patrick''': Beep beep beep.

SpongeBob: Arr.

'''Patrick''': Bee boop beep boop.

SpongeBob: Ahoy matey!

'''Patcrick''': Beep beep.

SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! (SpongeBob and Patrick start to laugh)

Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! (punches box) All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. (pacing around his upstairs) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears beeping and sword noises and cheering from box) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Grr...think, Squidward, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to! (Scene cuts to night. Squidward has a suprised expression on his face. Box is making fireworks and cheering noises)

'''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks! 

SpongeBob: I still can't believe those pirates beat all those robots. 

'''Patrick''': See you in the morning. 

SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. (Patrick and SpongeBob go home. Squidward sneaks out to get into the box) 

Squidward: (laughs and sees a piece of paper on the wall) Hmm? Hello, what's this? (reads note) "This plaque is to commemorate the brave pirates who gave their lives to keep this box safe from the Robot Menace. Lest we forget…" (tears paper) Oh! I've got to find that button quick! (looks around box) It’s got to be around here somewhere. I don't see anything! It's just an empty box! Maybe it really was their imagination. D'oh, get it together, Squidward! What are you saying? I mean, do I really believe that if I sit here and pretend to drive a race car that I'm suddenly going to start hearing noises? (steps on an imaginary gas pedal like he's in and invisible car and hears actual car noises) What the…? (Squidward puts in and imaginary key) It actually works! I can't believe it! Ho ho ho! Oh boy! This beats TV by a long shot! (laughs) Whoo! Ha ha ha! This is the most fun I've ever had! 

SpongeBob: Listen to that, Gary. Squidward finally made the box work after all. That is so great. 

Squidward: (laughs) Whoo! Vroom! Vroom! Only two more laps 'til the finish line! (garbage truck dumps out the trash) I'm in the lead! Out of my way! I'm almost there! (laughs) Victory is mine! (The box slides down a trash pile until it hits a metal pipe sending Squidward into a cherry pie.) Agghh... (box lands on him. Scene cuts to morning.) 

SpongeBob: Hey, our box is gone! 

'''Patrick''': Oh well. 

SpongeBob: I know! Let's go see Squidward! 

'''Patrick''': I hope he's not too down in the dumps today. (timpani roll sounds as the screen fades out)

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Patchy the Pirate

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| '''Species:''' || Human
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*President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club
*Former fry cook of [[The Poop Deck]]
*Host of "Patchy's Pick"
*The DJ behind the Ultimate [[SpongeBob]] Sponge Bash
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| '''Favorite Episode''' || [[Shanghaied]]
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| '''First Appearance''' || ''[[Bad Crash]]'' ([[Main Page|1999]])
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| '''Latest Appearance''' || ''[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)|It's a Spongebob Christmas!]]'' ([[Main Page|2012]])
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*[[Potty the Parrot|Potty]] (sometimes enemy)
*[[Mrs. Johnson]]
*Longbeard
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[Gorilla]]
*[[Mr. Pirateson]]
*[[The Birdbrains]]
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'''Patchy the Pirate''' is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club and he is also SpongeBob’s number one fan. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by [[Tom Kenny]]. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, [[Potty the Parrot|Potty]]. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]] and [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]. He really loves SpongeBob and was furious when he thought the lost episode of SpongeBob was nothing but SpongeBob going through "a bunch of cheap walk cycles". He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with [[Potty]] in the episode [[Ugh!]]. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named [[Mrs. Johnson]] who always gives out cookies. It is shown in the episode [[Friend or Foe?]] when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a little boy, and Potty was just an egg.

==Appearances==
Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eye patch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg. It appears to be missing some flesh. Sometimes Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] episode [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]].
He also appears on the Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush special,"Big Time Beach Party" where he helps Logan and Carlos find a lost family treasure of his so they can buy a beach house.

===Restaurant Job===
In the episode [[Friend or Foe?]], Patchy worked at a restaurant called "[[The Poop Deck]]", along with [[Potty]]. His boss was a cranky old pirate named [[Mr. Pirateson]]. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to make hamburgers just like [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], our hero. The Poop Deck's boss named [[Mr. Pirateson]] was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water.
Patchy's famous Patties are called "Buried Treasure", (With a Creepy voice) "Walk the Plank" and "The Patchy Patty" which was a Patty with an Eye-patch, a face and a beard.
He says "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!?" when he saw that he was replaced by a [[Gorilla]].

===Patchy's House===
''Main Article:[[Patchy's House]]''

===Personality===
Patchy the Pirate isn't smart, but somewhat he started the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really Bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] Videotape of the Lost Episode. The reason why [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] is called a lost episode is because it has limited broadcasting on the [[Nickelodeon]] channel each year. Patchy only appeared in 8 episodes, but he'll probably return after [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]. Note that, the broadcasting of [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] of it's first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], Patchy does not have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]' hour, he is stuck in a boat-like mobile in the middle of no where with no water, and his radio is broken. Often he breaks down into tears when [[Potty]] insults him. Because [[Potty]] is always right!!!
Often he gives invitations to [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] but SB can't read them!

== Quotes ==
* "I don't know what it means either"
* "This is the end of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]! WAAAAH!!!!"
* "Oh go away, you stupid bird."
* "Get me out of here, you scurvy bird!"
* "You what???"
* "Hey kids!"
* "Now time for the cartoon."
* "Oh, no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!"
* "It's time for fan mail."
* "You ate all me cookie dough!"
* "Turn on the Weather Channel!"
* "Hurray! Lets Watch."
* "Wow, Wasn't That Great Kids?"
* "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!!?"
* "Well Potty I guess you were right the future is cool"
* "That's it? That's the lost episode?? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!"

==Trivia==
*Patchy is allergic to tomatoes. ([[Friend or Foe?]])
*Patchy does not like to eat mayo. ([[Atlantis SquarePantis]])
*Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
*Patchy wears [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] boxers. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
*Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song whenever someone calls. ([[Atlantis SquarePantis]])
*Patchy wrote letters to kids inside some DVD Boxed Sets
*Even though Patchy dislikes Potty's favorite band [[The Birdbrains]] in SpongeBob's House Party his actor Tom Kenny in fact was a good friend of the Birdbrains' leader's actor/musician Lux Interior. When Interior suddenly died in 2009 Tom Kenny attended his memorial/funeral.
*Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen on episode [[Friend or Foe?]].
*On episode [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] at the part where Patchy was giving his sandwich to the vulture, when he says "Come on!", it sounds more like [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*At random times, Patchy's eyepatch switches eyes and his hook switches hands.
*In [[Friend or Foe?]] Patchy's hook switches from his Spatula to his Hook.
*In [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square?]] Patchy doesn't have a peg leg and actually has two legs. (after a few appearances of Patchy, the cast realized how hard using the peg-leg was for Tom Kenny (Voice actor for [[SpongeBob]] and actor for patchy) and just let him walk on two legs.)

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

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Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[ManRay]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]

==Dialogue==

'''Johnny:''' The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy! We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. (both pack their clothes into their bags while "FOLD" and "PACK" come up as they put them in). But wait! While our heroes relax at Leisure Village, who will watch the Mermalair? (Barnacleboy opens the doors, and SpongeBob and Patrick jump in). 

'''SpongeBob:''' ManSponge... 

'''Patrick''': ...and BoyPatrick 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Reporting for duty. 

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Yeah, yeah, follow me. 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Up, up, and away! 

'''Mermaid Man:''' Evil! 

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Now, we want you boys to keep an eye on the place. Water the plants, and make sure that... 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh, Patrick. This is the greatest wall of superhero super gadgetry ever! I'm going to play with the cosmic-ray! 

'''Patrick''': I'll get the aqua-glove. 

'''Mermaid Man:''' Hold on there, boys! You cannot play with this stuff. 

'''SpongeBob:''' What about the Orb of Confusion? (turns the orb on and and he and Patrick make confused faces). 

'''Mermaid Man:''' (turns it off) No, no! Prolonged exposure from the Orb of Confusion will give you...uh...confusion! 

'''Patrick''': (opens, then closes the boat's door). What about the invisible boat mobile? 

'''Barnacle BBoy:''' Especially not the invisible boat mobile. When we say don't touch anything, we mean don't touch anything. Do you understand? 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Loud and clear, trusted boy companion! 

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Well, great. Here are the keys. (drops key into SpongeBob's hand). We'll see you in a week. 

'''Mermaid Man:''' (both run out the door) Up, up, and away. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Come, boy Patrick. While our heroes are away, we will keep evil at bay. (both flip into the other room while yelling karate sounds). 

'''Patrick''': Huh? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m... 

'''SpongeBob:''' What is it, trusted sidekick? 

'''Patrick''': M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m! M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m! Man-Ray! Ahh! (both hide). 

'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, how come he's not chasing us? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Looks like he's frozen or something. 

'''Patrick''': Fro-fro-fro-fro-fro-fro-fro-fro. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It appears to be some sort of prison chamber... (licks the chamber) ...made out of frozen tartar sauce. This is incredible. Next to the Dirty Bubble, the evil Man-Ray is the all-time greatest arch nemesis of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. I have so many questions to ask him. (Patrick pulls the lever down to UNFREEZE). Pat, what are you doing? We're not supposed to touch anything! 

'''Patrick''': But you said you had a question. 

'''SpongeBob:''' We could get in trouble. 

'''Patrick''': Well that's not a question. (both argue). 

'''SpongeBob:''' He said not to touch anything and that includes unfreezing a super-villain! (pulls level up back to FREEZE). 

'''Man-Ray:''' I'm free! Hahaha! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, actually, Mr. Man-Ray, sir, only your head is free. 

'''Man-Ray:''' I, the supreme authority of wickedness, I, the evil Man-Ray, command you to release me from this frozen prison at once. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, uhh, Mr. evil Man-Ray sir, we can't do that. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Why not?!! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you're evil! 

'''Man-Ray:''' You mean, if I was good then you'd let me go? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, sure, why not? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Then, uh, in that case...I am good. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Really? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Yes, really. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Really, really? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Yes, yes, really, really. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Really, really, really? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Yes, yes already. I'm good; I'm good!! Now let me out of here or you'll suffer dire consequences. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that's good enough for me. (unfreezes Man-Ray). 

'''Man-Ray:''' You fools! Prepare to be eradicated. (tries to jump at SpongeBob and Patrick but stops in mid-air and falls to the ground, then laughs). What's wrong with me? Hahaha. What is this... Hahaha... infernal contraption?! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't play dumb, Man-Ray! You know that's the tickle belt Mermaid Man used on you in episode #17. 

'''Narrator:''' (showing a picture of the belt) As seen on episode 17! 

'''Patrick''': Oh, I love that episode. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, me too, me too. 

'''Man-Ray:''' I'll never get out of here wearing this belt. I...I need an evil plan that will trick them to take it off me. (chuckles) Those acting lessons can pay off. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Remember that part where Mermaid Man and Barnacle... 

'''Man-Ray:''' Oh, sob. Oh, cry. (opens and closes his eyes) Oh, woe is me. You don't know what it's like being evil for so long. Oh, how I wish to be...good. If only some kind heroes would show me the path to decency. (SpongeBob & Patrick gasp).

'''SpongeBob:''' We could teach you how to be good and then we'll let you go. 

'''Man-Ray:''' (turns around) Ahh, that would be fantastic! (chuckles) I'll fake my way through this just like I did in high school. (laughs). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Man-Ray. Are you ready for your first day at goodness school? (Man-Ray puts an apple on his desk). Pat, get your wallet out. (Patrick gets his wallet out of his pocket). Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Patrick, drop the wallet. (Patrick tosses it on the ground). Now, what would you do? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet. 

'''Patrick''': Doesn't look familiar to me. 

'''Man-Ray:''' What? I just saw you drop it. Here. 

'''Patrick''': Nope, it's not mine. 

'''Man-Ray:''' It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you. 

'''Patrick''': Return what to who? 

'''Man-Ray:''' (slaps his face, then shows Patrick his ID). Aren't you Patrick Star? 

'''Patrick''': Yup. 

'''Man-Ray:''' And this is your ID. 

'''Patrick''': Yup. 

'''Man-Ray:''' I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet. 

'''Patrick''': That makes sense to me. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Then take it. 

'''Patrick''': It's not my wallet. 

'''Man-Ray:''' You dim bulb! Take back your wallet, or I'll rip your arms off! (SpongeBob pushes tickle button and Man-Ray laughs). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Nuh. Wrong. (SpongeBob pushes button) Good people don't rip each others' arms off. (Man-Ray chuckles) Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggle with a heavy package. What do you do? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help? (Patrick drops package on Man-Ray's foot). Ow! 

'''Patrick''': Oops, sorry. Can I start over? 

'''Man-Ray:''' I noticed that... (Patrick drops package again). Ow! 

'''Patrick''': Oops. Gotta start again. (Patrick drops package again). 

'''Man-Ray:''' Ow!!!! 

'''Patrick''': Oops! 

'''Man-Ray:''' Eh, you butter-fingered pink thing! What's in that box anyhow?! 

'''Patrick''': My wallets. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Ahh!!!!! (grabs Patrick's head and throws him on the ground a lot). 

'''Patrick''': No! SpongeBob, tickle him! (SpongeBob pushes the tickle button as Man-Ray starts laughing, but he keeps throwing Patrick around). 

'''Man-Ray:''' It tickles but it's worth it. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Alright, goodness lesson number three. Uhh, let's see. (Patrick, in bandages and a wheelchair, grabs the remote glaring in anger). 

'''Patrick''': I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Umm... 62? 

'''Patrick''': Wrong! (pushes button). 

'''Man-Ray:''' Haha. Stop. (Patrick presses the button rapidly in genuine anger against Man Ray) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, that's got nothing to do with being good. (He and Patrick play tug-of-war over it) 

'''Patrick''': (Angrily) Let go of it, SpongeBob!! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Pat, we've got to use it only when he's bad. 

'''Patrick''': Let go! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, you let go! 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Let go!! (remote breaks and the belt goes haywire). 

'''Man-Ray:''' Frequency rising. Hahaha. Belt out of control. It's tickling my DNA. Make it stop! (tears come out as he laughs). Haha. Please!! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? He said the P word. 

'''Patrick''': Peanuts? 

'''SpongeBob:''' No. Please. 

'''Patrick''': Well, that's good enough for me. I guess he's re-constituted. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Rehabilitated. 

'''Patrick''': Same thing. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It's graduation day, Man-Ray. This is the key to your future. (unlocks belt) Just look at him, Patrick. The picture of goodness. (Man-Ray grabs the aqua-glove off the wall of weapons). Umm, we're not supposed to touch that stuff. We're not supposed to touch that, either. (Man-Ray grabs a bomb and attaches it on the aqua-glove). We are really not supposed to touch those, sir. Good people have no use for weapons like... (Man-Ray zaps them into dust with the aqua glove and bomb). 

'''Man-Ray:''' (laughs) The only thing I'm good at is being evil. (door opens and he runs). So long, suckers! 

'''Patrick''': What's that smell, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob:''' That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat. 

'''Patrick''': Good, I thought it was my skin. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Forget about your skin, Patrick. Man-Ray is still bad, and someone has to stop him. This is a job for Mermaid Man... 

'''Patrick''': and Barnacle Boy! (both slide down pole and get their costumes on). 

'''SpongeBob:''' To the [[Invisible Boat Mobile]]. (both stop in the invisible boat). 

'''Patrick''': Ignition, on! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I don't have a license. 

'''Patrick''': Well, this is an invisible boat, right? So, you need an invisible license. (shapes hand into a rectangle). 

'''SpongeBob:''' You're the best sidekick ever, Barnacle Boy. (boats drives through the wall and into a street light). 

'''Patrick''': Thank goodness for invisible seatbelts. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Out of my way, fools. You no longer have control of me. And now this town belongs to: Man-Ray! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not so fast, arch-villain. We still have the Orb of Confusion. (Patrick takes out the Orb of Confusion). Take this! (turns it on and they get all confused.) Doy. Duh. 

'''Man-Ray:''' (The confusion orb waves miss him) Well, that was easy. (Heads to the bank where he kicks in the door). Hahaha. All right, people! Everybody stand right where you are!! 

(citizens gasp) 

'''Man-Ray:''' I want to, uh... (chuckles, so everyone else chuckles, too). No! No! Stop giggling or I'll have to... (chuckles again as all the citizens laugh). STOP LAUGHING YOU FOOLS!!!! (Walks up to clerk) 

'''Bank Lady:''' What can I do for you, sir? 

'''Man-Ray:''' What? I'll tell you what you can do. (points glove at the lady) Gimme all of your... (chuckles again) G-g-gimme all of your... (chuckles again) Give me... (chuckles too much) Ahh! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle. The urge to do bad is gone. (Sighs) I guess I'll just open a checking account. (Man-Ray returns to turn the Orb of Confusion off). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Duh. Doy. (gasps) Man-Ray! 

'''Man-Ray:''' No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks...with little poodles on them! (Man-Ray shows a check-book with drawings of poodles. He takes his head off and gives it to SpongeBob) I won't be needing this anymore. Farewell, fellow do-gooder. (walks off). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Man-Ray! Wow. We did it! Just like the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. We saved the day. Isn't it incredible, Patrick? Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': Uhh... (still has a confused look on his face).

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you know that thing's turned off, right? Patrick? Yoo-hoo? Patrick?!

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

2013-09-10T17:25:02Z

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Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[ManRay]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]

==Dialogue==

'''Johnny:''' The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy! We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. (both pack their clothes into their bags while "FOLD" and "PACK" come up as they put them in). But wait! While our heroes relax at Leisure Village, who will watch the Mermalair? (Barnacleboy opens the doors, and SpongeBob and Patrick jump in). 

'''SpongeBob:''' ManSponge... 

'''Patrick''': ...and BoyPatrick 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Reporting for duty. 

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Yeah, yeah, follow me. 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Up, up, and away! 

'''Mermaid Man:''' Evil! 

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Now, we want you boys to keep an eye on the place. Water the plants, and make sure that... 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh, Patrick. This is the greatest wall of superhero super gadgetry ever! I'm going to play with the cosmic-ray! 

'''Patrick''': I'll get the aqua-glove. 

'''Mermaid Man:''' Hold on there, boys! You cannot play with this stuff. 

'''SpongeBob:''' What about the Orb of Confusion? (turns the orb on and and he and Patrick make confused faces). 

'''Mermaid Man:''' (turns it off) No, no! Prolonged exposure from the Orb of Confusion will give you...uh...confusion! 

'''Patrick''': (opens, then closes the boat's door). What about the invisible boat mobile? 

'''Barnacle BBoy:''' Especially not the invisible boat mobile. When we say don't touch anything, we mean don't touch anything. Do you understand? 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Loud and clear, trusted boy companion! 

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Well, great. Here are the keys. (drops key into SpongeBob's hand). We'll see you in a week. 

'''Mermaid Man:''' (both run out the door) Up, up, and away. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Come, boy Patrick. While our heroes are away, we will keep evil at bay. (both flip into the other room while yelling karate sounds). 

'''Patrick''': Huh? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m... 

'''SpongeBob:''' What is it, trusted sidekick? 

'''Patrick''': M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m! M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m! Man-Ray! Ahh! (both hide). 

'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, how come he's not chasing us? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Looks like he's frozen or something. 

'''Patrick''': Fro-fro-fro-fro-fro-fro-fro-fro. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It appears to be some sort of prison chamber... (licks the chamber) ...made out of frozen tartar sauce. This is incredible. Next to the Dirty Bubble, the evil Man-Ray is the all-time greatest arch nemesis of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. I have so many questions to ask him. (Patrick pulls the lever down to UNFREEZE). Pat, what are you doing? We're not supposed to touch anything! 

'''Patrick''': But you said you had a question. 

'''SpongeBob:''' We could get in trouble. 

'''Patrick''': Well that's not a question. (both argue). 

'''SpongeBob:''' He said not to touch anything and that includes unfreezing a super-villain! (pulls level up back to FREEZE). 

'''Man-Ray:''' I'm free! Hahaha! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, actually, Mr. Man-Ray, sir, only your head is free. 

'''Man-Ray:''' I, the supreme authority of wickedness, I, the evil Man-Ray, command you to release me from this frozen prison at once. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, uhh, Mr. evil Man-Ray sir, we can't do that. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Why not?!! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you're evil! 

'''Man-Ray:''' You mean, if I was good then you'd let me go? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, sure, why not? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Then, uh, in that case...I am good. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Really? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Yes, really. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Really, really? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Yes, yes, really, really. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Really, really, really? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Yes, yes already. I'm good; I'm good!! Now let me out of here or you'll suffer dire consequences. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that's good enough for me. (unfreezes Man-Ray). 

'''Man-Ray:''' You fools! Prepare to be eradicated. (tries to jump at SpongeBob and Patrick but stops in mid-air and falls to the ground, then laughs). What's wrong with me? Hahaha. What is this... Hahaha... infernal contraption?! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't play dumb, Man-Ray! You know that's the tickle belt Mermaid Man used on you in episode #17. 

'''Narrator:''' (showing a picture of the belt) As seen on episode 17! 

'''Patrick''': Oh, I love that episode. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, me too, me too. 

'''Man-Ray:''' I'll never get out of here wearing this belt. I...I need an evil plan that will trick them to take it off me. (chuckles) Those acting lessons can pay off. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Remember that part where Mermaid Man and Barnacle... 

'''Man-Ray:''' Oh, sob. Oh, cry. (opens and closes his eyes) Oh, woe is me. You don't know what it's like being evil for so long. Oh, how I wish to be...good. If only some kind heroes would show me the path to decency. (SpongeBob & Patrick gasp).

'''SpongeBob:''' We could teach you how to be good and then we'll let you go. 

'''Man-Ray:''' (turns around) Ahh, that would be fantastic! (chuckles) I'll fake my way through this just like I did in high school. (laughs). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Man-Ray. Are you ready for your first day at goodness school? (Man-Ray puts an apple on his desk). Pat, get your wallet out. (Patrick gets his wallet out of his pocket). Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Patrick, drop the wallet. (Patrick tosses it on the ground). Now, what would you do? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet. 

'''Patrick''': Doesn't look familiar to me. 

'''Man-Ray:''' What? I just saw you drop it. Here. 

'''Patrick''': Nope, it's not mine. 

'''Man-Ray:''' It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you. 

'''Patrick''': Return what to who? 

'''Man-Ray:''' (slaps his face, then shows Patrick his ID). Aren't you Patrick Star? 

'''Patrick''': Yup. 

'''Man-Ray:''' And this is your ID. 

'''Patrick''': Yup. 

'''Man-Ray:''' I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet. 

'''Patrick''': That makes sense to me. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Then take it. 

'''Patrick''': It's not my wallet. 

'''Man-Ray:''' You dim bulb! Take back your wallet, or I'll rip your arms off! (SpongeBob pushes tickle button and Man-Ray laughs). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Nuh. Wrong. (SpongeBob pushes button) Good people don't rip each others' arms off. (Man-Ray chuckles) Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggle with a heavy package. What do you do? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help? (Patrick drops package on Man-Ray's foot). Ow! 

'''Patrick''': Oops, sorry. Can I start over? 

'''Man-Ray:''' I noticed that... (Patrick drops package again). Ow! 

'''Patrick''': Oops. Gotta start again. (Patrick drops package again). 

'''Man-Ray:''' Ow!!!! 

'''Patrick''': Oops! 

'''Man-Ray:''' Eh, you butter-fingered pink thing! What's in that box anyhow?! 

'''Patrick''': My wallets. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Ahh!!!!! (grabs Patrick's head and throws him on the ground a lot). 

'''Patrick''': No! SpongeBob, tickle him! (SpongeBob pushes the tickle button as Man-Ray starts laughing, but he keeps throwing Patrick around). 

'''Man-Ray:''' It tickles but it's worth it. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Alright, goodness lesson number three. Uhh, let's see. (Patrick, in bandages and a wheelchair, grabs the remote glaring in anger). 

'''Patrick''': I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it? 

'''Man-Ray:''' Umm... 62? 

'''Patrick''': Wrong! (pushes button). 

'''Man-Ray:''' Haha. Stop. (Patrick presses the button rapidly in genuine anger against Man Ray) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, that's got nothing to do with being good. (He and Patrick play tug-of-war over it) 

'''Patrick''': (Angrily) Let go of it, SpongeBob!! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Pat, we've got to use it only when he's bad. 

'''Patrick''': Let go! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, you let go! 

'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Let go!! (remote breaks and the belt goes haywire). 

'''Man-Ray:''' Frequency rising. Hahaha. Belt out of control. It's tickling my DNA. Make it stop! (tears come out as he laughs). Haha. Please!! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? He said the P word. 

'''Patrick''': Peanuts? 

'''SpongeBob:''' No. Please. 

'''Patrick''': Well, that's good enough for me. I guess he's re-constituted. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Rehabilitated. 

'''Patrick''': Same thing. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It's graduation day, Man-Ray. This is the key to your future. (unlocks belt) Just look at him, Patrick. The picture of goodness. (Man-Ray grabs the aqua-glove off the wall of weapons). Umm, we're not supposed to touch that stuff. We're not supposed to touch that, either. (Man-Ray grabs a bomb and attaches it on the aqua-glove). We are really not supposed to touch those, sir. Good people have no use for weapons like... (Man-Ray zaps them into dust with the aqua glove and bomb). 

'''Man-Ray:''' (laughs) The only thing I'm good at is being evil. (door opens and he runs). So long, suckers! 

'''Patrick''': What's that smell, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob:''' That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat. 

'''Patrick''': Good, I thought it was my skin. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Forget about your skin, Patrick. Man-Ray is still bad, and someone has to stop him. This is a job for Mermaid Man... 

'''Patrick''': and Barnacle Boy! (both slide down pole and get their costumes on). 

'''SpongeBob:''' To the [[Invisible Boat Mobile]]. (both stop in the invisible boat). 

'''Patrick''': Ignition, on! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I don't have a license. 

'''Patrick''': Well, this is an invisible boat, right? So, you need an invisible license. (shapes hand into a rectangle). 

'''SpongeBob:''' You're the best sidekick ever, Barnacle Boy. (boats drives through the wall and into a street light). 

'''Patrick''': Thank goodness for invisible seatbelts. 

'''Man-Ray:''' Out of my way, fools. You no longer have control of me. And now this town belongs to: Man-Ray! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not so fast, arch-villain. We still have the Orb of Confusion. (Patrick takes out the Orb of Confusion). Take this! (turns it on and they get all confused.) Doy. Duh. 

'''Man-Ray:''' (The confusion orb waves miss him) Well, that was easy. (Heads to the bank where he kicks in the door). Hahaha. All right, people! Everybody stand right where you are!! 

(citizens gasp) 

'''Man-Ray:''' I want to, uh... (chuckles, so everyone else chuckles, too). No! No! Stop giggling or I'll have to... (chuckles again as all the citizens laugh). STOP LAUGHING YOU FOOLS!!!! (Walks up to clerk) 

'''Bank Lady:''' What can I do for you, sir? 

'''Man-Ray:''' What? I'll tell you what you can do. (points glove at the lady) Gimme all of your... (chuckles again) G-g-gimme all of your... (chuckles again) Give me... (chuckles too much) Ahh! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle. The urge to do bad is gone. (Sighs) I guess I'll just open a checking account. (Man-Ray returns to turn the Orb of Confusion off). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Duh. Doy. (gasps) Man-Ray! 

'''Man-Ray:''' No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks...with little poodles on them! (Man-Ray shows a check-book with drawings of poodles. He takes his head off and gives it to SpongeBob) I won't be needing this anymore. Farewell, fellow do-gooder. (walks off). 

'''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Man-Ray! Wow. We did it! Just like the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. We saved the day. Isn't it incredible, Patrick? Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': Uhh... (still has a confused look on his face).

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you know that thing's turned off, right? Patrick? Yoo-hoo? Patrick?!

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Episode Transcript: The Fry Cook Games

2013-09-09T23:32:45Z

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Episode Article: [[The Fry Cook Games (Episode)|The Fry Cook Games]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Frank (Muscular Goldfish)]]
*[[Harold]]

==Dialogue==

Scene begins outside of the Fast Food Coliseum.) 

'''Fish Head:''' Welcome, sports fans, to the 21st annual Bikini Bottom Fry Cook Games. 

(Horns are played as a blue spotted fish runs into the stadium, holding a small torch. He runs up the stairs to a huge
hamburger.) 

'''Blue Spotted Fish:''' I declare these Fry Cook Games... open!

(A gust of wind blows by and puts out the flame on the torch. "Please Stand By" appears on the screen. The horns blow again and the fish runs back into the stadium, this time shielding the torch with his hand and panting. He runs back up the stairs to the huge hamburger.) 

'''Fish Head:''' I declare these Fry Cook Games... 

(blue spotted fish lights the huge hamburger.) 

'''Fish Head:''' ... open! 

(Blue spotted fish starts on fire.) 

'''Fish Head:''' So begin the 21st Fry Cook Games. I'm a realistic Fish Head, and it's a beautiful day here at Bikini Bottom's
Fast Food Coliseum. 

(A clip plays showing a woman tossing a large straw into a large plastic cup.) 

'''Fish Head:''' They come from everywhere microwaves hum.

(A clip of a man throwing an uncooked patty onto a grill is shown.) 

'''Fish Head:''' Patties sizzle. 

(A clip of a fish bouncing on top of a large cube of gelatin and landing on a mat is shown.) 

'''Fish Head:''' And heat lamps keep the fast food spirit warm... and Soggy. But the real story is the bitter rivalry between
former competitors Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab and Plankton of the Chum Bucket. 

(Pictures of both Mr. Krabs and Plankton appear. A clip of Mr. Krabs lifting up two barrels of pickles is shown.) 

'''Fish Head:''' Who could forget the year Mr. Krabs won gold for this five hundred pickle clean-and-jerk? 

(Mr. Krabs is shown on a podium on the number one step, while Plankton is below him on the second.) 

'''Fish Head:''' Not Plankton. 

(Plankton sprays Mr. Krabs with a hose. A clip of Plankton flipping around while hanging onto two onion rings is shown.) 

'''Fish Head:''' Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions by performing this perfect onion ring routine... with a broken antenna? 

(A cast is around Plankton's left antenna. Plankton is shown in the number one spot on the podium this time, with Mr. Krabs below him.) 

'''Fish Head:''' Krabs wasn't moved. 

(Mr. Krabs blows Plankton off the podium.) 

'''Fish Head:''' And now, late word is that this year, the Krusty Krab will be represented by a new competitor, on what is perhaps the greatest day of his young life. (A picture of a shadowy figure of a body with a question mark over it appears. The figure turns around and is revealed to be SpongeBob, wearing a sweatband and sports uniform. SpongeBob is standing next to Mr. Krabs, who is sitting on a bench staring at a stopwatch, then shows Ernie in a picture) 

'''SpongeBob:''' This is perhaps the greatest day of my young life, Mr. Krabs. 

(SpongeBob starts jogging in place.) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't believe I'm representing the Krusty Krab in the Fry Cook Games. 

(A spotlight shines down on him and he puts his hand on his heart.) 

'''SpongeBob:''' To bring home the gold is to bring honor and glory to the Krusty Krab. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And all that free publicity will bring in customers! So don't lose! 

(Mr. Krabs walks away.) 

SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! 

(SpongeBob starts doing pushups.) 

SpongeBob: Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! 

(Patrick walks up.) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. 

(SpongeBob stops.) 

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick. 

(SpongeBob continues doing pushups.) 

Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! 

(SpongeBob starts groaning.) 

Patrick: Are you trying to move the ground? You'll never move it like that. You gotta get under...(Patrick rips the piece of grass out from under SpongeBob, flipping him over.) …neath it! 

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, I'm trying to train for the games. 

Patrick: Games? Can I play? 

SpongeBob: Ah, sorry, Patrick. 

(SpongeBob starts jumping rope.) 

SpongeBob: You have to be a fry cook. 

Patrick: Be a fry cook? Is that all I gotta do? That'll be easy!

(SpongeBob tosses his jump rope behind him.) 

SpongeBob: What do you mean easy? 

(Patrick laughs.) 

Patrick: How hard can it be? 

SpongeBob: They don't let just anybody be a fry cook. We're an elite corp! 

Patrick: Oh, come on. You're just flippin' patties. 

SpongeBob: Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds! 

(Patrick flips a rock over with his foot.) 

Patrick: Tssss... 

SpongeBob: Why don't you go home Patrick? You can compete in the Laying Under a Rock All Day Games! 

(Patrick gasps.) 

Patrick: Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.

(SpongeBob gasps and points at Patrick.) 

SpongeBob: You take that back! 

(SpongeBob's index finger gleams. Patrick dances around.) 

Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails! 

SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails. 

Patrick: I cannot believe what I am hearing! 

SpongeBob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears either!

(Patrick stutters.) 

Patrick: Holes! Holes! 

SpongeBob: Cone head! 

Patrick: Yellow! 

SpongeBob: Pink! 

(Patrick screams and holds his head.) 

Patrick: I'm gonna get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy! 

(Patrick walks off. SpongeBob growls and starts doing pushups again, this time faster) 

SpongeBob: Fine! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! 

(Mr. Krabs sniffs the air.) 

Mr. Krabs: What's that smell in the air? I smell Plankton!

(Camera zooms over to Plankton, who is standing in the entranceway of the stadium.) 

(Plankton pulls out a human nose from behind him.) 

Plankton: Oh yeah?! Well, I smell... 

(Plankton sniffs himself.) 

Plankton: Pew! He's right. 

(Mr. Krabs runs over, his feet twinkling. Plankton does the same. Mr. Krabs makes a Broadway pose as corresponding music plays. Plankton makes a similar pose, holding a cane and a top hat. Mr. Krabs plays a piano, while Plankton blows into a tuba, messing up the rhythm.) 

Plankton: I love messing things up. 

(Plankton meets up with Mr. Krabs by getting on a small platform and pulling a lever which goes up to Mr. Krabs' height.) 

Plankton: Are you ready to do or die, Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: Always ready, Plankton. Always ready. 

Plankton: Good. Because today, the Chum Bucket is going to kick... 

(Plankton raises his arm and accidentally whacks the lever, causing him to lower again. He raises it back up.) 

Plankton: ...your carapace! 

Mr. Krabs: That's what you think, but I got me a champion. SpongeBob! Show him! 

(SpongeBob does a karate routine, using two spatulas as nunchucks, then laughs innocently when he finishes.) 

Mr. Krabs: Look at him. In his prime. You ain't got no chance! 

Plankton: That's where you're wrong, Krabs, for I too have a champion. 

(Plankton lowers a microphone.) 

Plankton: Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to the southwest corridor! 

(The crowd turns to the southeast corridor.) 

Plankton: Other way! Imbeciles. 

(The crowd turns to the southwest corridor.) 

Plankton: And... stop! Perfect. 

(In the entranceway, an extremely large shadow approaches, making loud stomps on the way.) 
Plankton: Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium. (Two parents cover up their child's eyes, and he covers theirs. Mr. Krabs' eyes sink into his shell. A muscular fish sits, trembling in the audience. He quickly gets up to leave.) 

Muscular Fish: I gotta get outta here! 

Plankton: Too late! Ready or not, here he comes. Quake with fear, you mortal fools. Bow down before the awesome might of... 

(The wall of the stadium explodes. Fish fly everywhere. When the dust clears up, a huge, purple muscular fish is seen.) 

Plankton: ...this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant... 

(The huge fish turns around, revealing Patrick to be strapped to his back.) 

Plankton: ...Patrick Star! 

(Patrick waves happily. SpongeBob stares in shock. He walks up as Patrick gets down from the huge fish's back.) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing here? You're not a fry cook. 

Patrick: Oh, yes I am, Mr. SpongeBob SuperiorPants. 

(Patrick lifts up his shirt.) 

Patrick: Check it out! 

(A name tag is stuck to his chest that says, "The Chum Bucket, Patrick.") 

Patrick: I've been working for the Chum Bucket for almost five minutes. 

SpongeBob: Well, it doesn't matter anyway 'cause you're gonna eat my dust. 

Patrick: Nuh uh. I'm eating my own dust. 

SpongeBob: Not if I eat it first. 

Patrick: Yellow! 

SpongeBob: Pink! 

(The two walk away.) 

SpongeBob: I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. I thought Patrick was my friend. 

Mr. Krabs: Friend? Not in here he ain't. 

SpongeBob: What do you mean? 

Plankton: He's not really your friend. 

Patrick: He's not? 

Plankton: He's plotting your downfall right now! 

SpongeBob: He is? 

Mr. Krabs: He's gonna stab you in the back. 

Patrick: He wouldn't! 

Plankton: Of course he would. Just look at him. Square: the shape of evil! 

Mr. Krabs: He's making a mockery of your profession. Are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab? 

SpongeBob: No! 

Plankton: Then get mean! 

Patrick: I'm mean! 

Mr. Krabs: Get angry! 

SpongeBob: I'm angry! 

Plankton: Now get out there! 

Mr. Krabs: And win... 

Plankton: That... 

Mr. Krabs: Medal! 

Patrick: Ahhh! 

SpongeBob: Ahhh! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Ahhh! 

Huge Fish: Ahhh. 

(Scene cuts to the first event.) 

Fish Head: Our first event, the deep fry pole vault. (A deep fryer labeled "Fry King" sits in front of two high poles. SpongeBob stands in front of Mr. Krabs, holding a long pole.) 

Mr. Krabs: Win this one for the Krusty Krab. 

SpongeBob: For the Krusty Krab!!! (SpongeBob flips over the poles and the deep fry and splats down on the circle drawn in the ground. The crowd gasps. SpongeBob forms a number one sign and the crowd cheers.) 

Plankton: Win this one because I told you too. 

Patrick: Because you told me too!!! (Patrick flips over the poles but lands on the handle of the deep fryer, flinging it at the crowd and turning them into fish sticks. A vendor walks up and turns on a heat lamp.) 

Vendor: Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here! 

(Scene cuts to the second event. SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of a tall ladder that leads to a diving board, perched above a bowl of chocolate syrup.) 

Fish Head: The next event: the chocolate high dive. 

SpongeBob: Make way for the real fry cook, Patrick. (Patrick glares at SpongeBob) 

(SpongeBob climbs up the ladder.) 

Fish Head: For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks. 

(SpongeBob holds up two popsicle sticks and sticks them into the top of his head)) 

Fish Head: And now, absolute silence. 

(The crowd stops chattering.) 

(SpongeBob jumps off the diving board.) 

SpongeBob: I scream for ice cream! (SpongeBob flips around a couple times, then leaps toward the bowl. He lands in the chocolate syrup getting coated in it, then hops out of it and into a sandbox full of toasted almonds.) 

Fish Head: Perfect entry! And toasted almonds? That's unexpected. 

(SpongeBob lands in the circle.) 

Fish Head: He stuck it! 

(SpongeBob turns around toward the camera and grins.) 

Fish Head: And just look at that even coating. 

(SpongeBob walks upside-down past Patrick, using the popsicle sticks for legs.) 

SpongeBob: Top that, Pinky. 

(Plankton walks up.) 

Plankton: Almonds? Curse him, that's good. But perhaps a bit too highbrow for this crowd. He thinks he's better than them! 

(Patrick groans.) 

Plankton: Better than you! 

(Patrick groans louder.) 

Plankton: Now get up there and show him how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats! 

(Patrick screams, then hops up onto the diving board with the lower half of his body inside an ice cream cone.) 

Fish Head: Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip. 

(Patrick slowly leans off the edge until he falls off the diving board.) 

Fish Head: Just look at that concentration. 
(Patrick splashes into the bowl, with chocolate syrup flying everywhere.) 

Fish Head: Ooh, a little shaky on that entrance. 

(A live action strawberry cone with a chocolate dip is shown.) 

Fish Head: But just look at that form! 

(Patrick hops up to SpongeBob grinning while SB is very angry about losing.) 

Patrick: Take that, yellow boy! 

SpongeBob: Laugh while you can, Pinky. It's not over yet. 

Patrick: That's what you think, but it's not over yet. 

(A clip of highlights from the games is shown, beginning with SpongeBob tossing a patty. Patrick skates on a large grill with butter on his feet. Patrick tosses a large bottle of ketchup up in the air. SpongeBob and Patrick race on a track carrying trays full of food; the two fly up in the air on two large spatulas. They both do a dance wearing colorful outfits and fruit hats. The clip ends. A large arena on top of a hamburger is on screen. The realistic Fish Head is still reporting.) 

Fish Head: It's not over yet! With the score tied, we go to our final event! Bun wrestling. Who will take home the gold? Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab? 

(Rubbing SpongeBob's shoulders.) 

Mr. Krabs: Don't forget, he called ye yellow. 

(SpongeBob picks up a metal chain, bites off and chews up the middle of it. He bares his teeth, revealing the metal chain to now be attached to them like braces.) 

Fish Head: Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket? 

Plankton: Don't forget, he called you pink! 

(Plankton hops away. Patrick growls as he picks up a lemon, rips it in half, and puts both halves into each of his eyes.) 

Patrick: (In pain) Ahhhhh! 

(Heavy metal music plays)

(The bell rings. SpongeBob tears off his blue robe, showing off his extremely large, muscular body. Patrick rips off his own green robe, underneath which he is wearing a business suit. He tears off the business suit, also revealing an extremely large, muscular body. The two dive at each other, screaming, until they collide. They wrestle and continue to wind up in twisted positions. They spin around and wind up wrestling with themselves. They realize this, and dive back at each other. Patrick sits on top of SpongeBob, holding his foot.) 

Patrick: Forget the Chum Bucket. This is personal. 

(Patrick takes off SpongeBob's shoe and licks his foot slowly. SpongeBob screams in agony. The two wrestle again. SpongeBob sits on Patrick's chest and lifts up a pencil with the eraser side pointing toward Patrick. He slowly brings it down to his name tag and erases the "Pat" in "Patrick" and leaving "rick") 

Patrick: Ahhhhh! My name's... not... Rick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Patrick tackles SpongeBob and the two wrestle once more.) 

SpongeBob: I don't like you! 

Patrick: I don't like you more! 

SpongeBob: I never liked you! 

Patrick: I a thousand times never liked you! 

SpongeBob: Pink! 

Patrick: Yellow! 

(They struggle to push each other until both of their pants rip and fall down. Patrick's underwear is yellow. SpongeBob's underwear is pink.) 

SpongeBob: Yellow? 

Patrick: Pink? 

(Their eyes start to water.) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: You do care! 

(They both start crying and hug each other.) 

SpongeBob: Let's promise never to fight again, buddy.

Patrick: Yeah, pal. Let's go home. 

(The two friends walk off whistling and holding hands. The crowd boos.) 

(Mr. Krabs runs up.) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey! Where ya going?! 

(Plankton runs up next to Mr. Krabs.) 

Plankton: Get back here and kill each other! 

Patrick: You're my best friend ever. 

SpongeBob: You too, Patrick. 

Patrick: You know, these were white when I bought 'em. 

(SpongeBob and Patrick exit the stadium as the crowd continues to boo)

{{Transcripts/Season 2}}

[[Category:Transcript]]

The Algae’s Always Greener (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:24:08Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|The Algae's Always Greener|Titlecard The Algae's Always Greener.jpg|26a|2/2000|March 6, 2001|Loser to Balance|SpongeGuard on Duty}}
{{EpInfo2|Sheldon J. Plankton|Doug Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]

==Plot==
At the [[Krusty Krab]], Old Man Jenkins grabs a bottle of ketchup and heads to a table. Since he is old, he accidentally shoots it at a wall. Plankton is inside a capsule that is inside the bottle of ketchup, and doesn’t expect this. He has been fired, through the wall, and landed in Mr. Krabs office. Mr. Krabs throws him back to the [[Chum Bucket]], and he tries to think of a new plan. His W.I.F.E insists that he uses the machine he made last Tuesday. So he used the machine to swap lives with Mr. Krabs (and gets rid of Mr. Krabs), then he woke up in Mr. Krabs' desk. There is a name plate reading ''Mr. Plankton'', and there is a photo of him with Mr. Krabs' teenaged daughter, Pearl. He only cares about the [[Krabby Patties]], and neglects everyone else. SpongeBob is promoted to co-cashier, where he tears the restaurant down. Squidward is at the grill and makes horrible garbage burgers, because he says he likes his life to be a little less yellow (without SpongeBob). Then, Pearl rushes into the Krusty Krab, and she asks Plankton to have some allowance.Plankton gives her only 1 dollar, and Pearl cries and cries until Plankton swallows all the tear water, then Nat presses hard on Plankton and tells him SpongeBob and Squidward gave him a nasty patty and a large-sized soda ("I soiled the name of the Krusty Krab! Soiled it! Soiled it!" SpongeBob says).Then, just as Plankton gets ready to snap, an alarm goes off, and the naked Mr. Krabs (who is now playing Plankton's role as the villain), now named "Krabs", comes in, destroying the restaurant and trying to steal the [[Krabby Patty]] formula. SpongeBob shoots a bikini at Krabs, and he must throw the Krabby Patty back. Then, the customers have a *victory screech*, and Krabs says that he'll come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, (then on the telephone), and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day (Plankton screams). Plankton rips out his Mr. Krabs uniform to reveal a button strapped to his waist, and presses the button to go back to the present time in real life, and eats [[Holographic Meatloaf]].

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The title is a parody of the sayings ''The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill'' or ''The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Fence.''
*A live shrimp is featured in this episode when Mr.Krabs says "So long shrimp!" before launching Plankton.
*The patty that Plankton takes a closer look at resembles the nasty patty from the episode: [[Nasty Patty (Episode)|Nasty Patty]].
*It seems that although Plankton had switched lives with Mr. Krabs, the restaurant is still called the Krusty Krab and the burger is still called the Krabby Patty.
*The quote Plankton says to Karen before he switches lifes with Mr. Krabs (Rolling stones gather no algae) is similar to an old saying, ''Rolling stones gather no moss''.
*When SpongeBob says, ''he is around here somewhere'' the captions say, ''he's around here somewhere''.
*Plankton can afford holographs but not food.
*This is the first time Mr. Krabs is completely naked. The second time will be in the episode [[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]].
*Several lines in the comic version are deleted:
*This is One Of the few episodes after [[Season 1]] to use traditional cel animation,this is very obvious because in this episode the contrast and colors are darker than other post-Season 1 episodes.
"Ouch."
"No..."
"Ahh."
"Corporate casual!"
"But I've never reviewed anything, except for those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me."
"Oh, please sir! I wanna make you so happy and proud!"
"What?"
"The sauce."
"So have you two known each other or what?"
"Hope you like gray."
"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."
"Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?"
"I tried, Mr. Plankton, I really did."
"Where's the off-button on this thing?"
"I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?"

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Algae's Always Greener|Transcript for The Algae's Always Greener]]

{{Season3}}
[[de:Chef werden ist nicht schwer... (Episode)]]

The Bad Guy Club for Villains (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:21:40Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|The Bad Guy Club for Villains|The-Bad-Guy-Club-for-Villains.jpg|167b|8|25 November 2011|Back to the Past|A Day Without Tears}}{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''The Bad Guy Club for Villains''' is an episode from [[Season 78]. It is paired with [[Back to the Past]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Man Ray]]
*[[Dirty Bubble]]
*[[Sinister Slug]]
*[[Jumbo Shrimp]]
*[[Atomic Flounder]]
*[[Elastic Waistband]]
*[[Captain Magma|Professor Magma]]
*[[Miss Appear]]
*[[The Pyrite Ponderer]]

===Places===
*[[Patrick's House]] (Where they watch the tape)
*[[Bikini Bottom]] (street)
*[[Mermalair]]
*[[Hotel Evil]]

==Plot==
===Patrick's House===
SpongeBob is shown running into Patrick's House with a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy "The Lost Episode" tape. Patrick reads the name, then they both excitedly put the tape into Patrick's TV.

===The Tape===
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are shown catching and beating up Man Ray, then they shake hands and leave. MM and BB are then standing atop a building, and see a woman being terrorized by a preying mantis-esque robot. They then swoop down defeat it by punching it's head off. It then cuts to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the Mermalair, watching The Dirty Bubble getting on a bus with a suitcase. MM and BB exchange a few words, then leave to follow the Bubble. It is then seen that the Bubble is having a secret meeting with fellow villains near the bus stop: Man Ray, Jumbo Shrimp, The Atomic Flounder, and The Sinister Slug. He hands them each a ticket card, which MM reads with his binoculars: BGATFBC (the name of their group), The Evil Hotel, April 3rd, 12:00 P.M. Barnacle Boy exclaims that the date is tomorrow.

===Back with SpongeBob and Patrick===
The television screen goes fuzzy, and Patrick tells SpongeBob to see what is wrong. SpongeBob then ejects the tape to find the film torn and pulled quite a bit out of the cassette. He uses scissors and tape to fix it back, and puts the cassette back in.

===Tape Continued===
Mermaid Man takes a shell off of his suit and calls someone under the name "the ocean's greatest heoes". The Bubble is shown meeting with the fellow villains right outside the hotel. They walk into their conference room to find two mysterious figures and believe they have the wrong room. They tell them that that room is for the BGATFBC, which the figures respond that the room is for the IJLSA. The figures reveal themselves to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. MM and BB introduce their allies: The Elastic Waistband, Proffesor Magma, Miss Appear, and the Pyrite Ponderer with his Hairnet of Knowledge. MM then tells together they are: The International Justice Lodge of Super Acquaintances. They start fighting, and BB gets an extra arm from Atomic Flounder's Atomic Touch. The arm then develops an evil mind of it's own and takes control over Barnacle Boy. Mermaid Man then jumps on Barnacle Boy, and puts him in a headlock to try to get him back to his own molecular state. MM grabs Pro. Magma, who then turns into a shield, and dodges the Sinister Slug's attempt to render him stationary with his slime. It affects the Atomic Flounder instead. MM then touched the extra hand of Barnacle Boy's to the Flounder, which it then dies off. The Pyrite Ponderer gives MM his Hairnet, that they use to wrap the villains up. MM then asks Man Ray what BGATFBC stands for, which is revealed to be the Bad Guys All Together For the Book Club. In the end they were just going to read. The moral is: You can not be imprisoned for reading.

===Return to Patrick's===
Patrick complains about the fuzziness back on the TV, which SpongeBob replies that the episode is over. Patrick says that he doesn't want it to end. The episode ends with them rewatching the rewound video.

==Trivia/Goofs==
* The Jumbo Shrimp, Atomic Flounder, and Sinister Slug have different appearances each time they are in a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.
* The Elastic Waistband, instead of being elastic himself, (like in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]) his waistband stretches, giving his stomach an inflated appearance.
* Miss Appear now looks more like Wonder Woman, instead of her purple outfit.
* Professor Magma's name is actually "[[Captain Magma]]". His appearance has also changed.
* [[The Quickster]] (Originally The Whizzer) is absent from the IJLSA.
* The actual SpongeBob credits are on the TV at the end.
* This episode marks the Pyrite Ponderer's debut. He later returns as an action figure in "Mermaidman Begins"
* In the IJLSA, the "L" stands for "Lodge" instead of "League" in this episode.
* This episode is only 8 minutes long due to being paired with a 15-minute episode.
* Both this episode and it's pair [[Back to the Past]] involve Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the main plot.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Bad Guy Club for Villains]]

{{Season7}}

[[Category: Episode]]

A Friendly Game (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:18:51Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|A Friendly Game|A_Friendly_Game.jpg|203a|10/2013|May 2, 2014|Plankton's Rivival|Sentimental Sponge}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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'''A Friendly Game''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]

===Time Cards===
Brief Construction Montage (Used Twice)

==Plot==
{{cleanup|section}}
SpongeBob goes over to Patrick's house so they can play a game of golf. However, before their game can begin it starts to rain, so they decide to build a golf course in SpongeBob's house. While they're building, the noise wakes Squidward up. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to not make any more noise "Or else". Patrick does everything he can to distract SpongeBob and make him lose. SpongeBob and Patrick's golf balls smash through SpongeBob's window after they hit them too hard and land right in Squidwards house. SpongeBob decides to end the game but Patrick ignores him and enters Squidwards house to look for his ball. While searching, Patrick stops to eat some kelp salad only to discover he has also eaten SpongeBob's ball which was hiding in it. Patrick offers to get the ball out but he declines and tells Patrick he has to "play the ball where it lies". After hitting his ball out of Patrick's body, Patrick finds his ball stuck in his butt crack, SpongeBob reminds him again that he must "play it where it lies". Patrick gets a hole in one and SpongeBob tells him he could do it blindfolded so Patrick hands him a blindfold. Patrick helps SpongeBob find his ball by playing hot or but since SpongeBob can't see he accidently breaks Squidwards furniture and paintings. They soon find both balls have landed in Squid's room, Patrick's golf ball is on Squidward's head and SpongeBob's is in his mouth. Just as they are about to hit their balls, Squidward wakes up and screams as SpongeBob hits his golf ball out along with Squidward's teeth. Patrick and SpongeBob both get a hole in one and leave Squidward's house just before it falls to the ground.Then SpongeBob does a rematch next Saturday and heads over to SpongeBob's house.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When the golf course was created, the living room looked much wider than it was.
*This is the third time Patrick's buttocks were seen.
*The closed captions misspell "sheriff" as "sherriff".
*This is the second time Squidward's sleeping blinder was burned. The first is [[Night Light (Episode)]].
*SpongeBob's foghorn clock is shown at the left side of his bed. First time since [[Sandy's Rocket (Episode)|Sandy's Rocket]].
*Stephen Hillenburg said this episode is the director's cut, remake, and sequel to [[Pineapple Fever (Episode)|Pineapple Fever]].
*This is the second time Squidward's house has grown hands, the first was in [[Funny Pants (Episode)|Funny Pants]].
*At the beginning, they say "Play it where it lands", and it gets changed to "Play it where it lies".
*When SpongeBob takes off the blindfold, the holes where Squidward's window used to be look like a silhouette of Yoshi's face.
*Patrick won, 7 strokes to 15

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: A Friendly Game|Transcript for A Friendly Game]]

{{Season8}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

A Friendly Game (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:18:29Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|A Friendly Game|A_Friendly_Game.jpg|203a|10/2013|May 2, 2014|Plankton's Rivvival|Sentimental Sponge}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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'''A Friendly Game''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]

===Time Cards===
Brief Construction Montage (Used Twice)

==Plot==
{{cleanup|section}}
SpongeBob goes over to Patrick's house so they can play a game of golf. However, before their game can begin it starts to rain, so they decide to build a golf course in SpongeBob's house. While they're building, the noise wakes Squidward up. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to not make any more noise "Or else". Patrick does everything he can to distract SpongeBob and make him lose. SpongeBob and Patrick's golf balls smash through SpongeBob's window after they hit them too hard and land right in Squidwards house. SpongeBob decides to end the game but Patrick ignores him and enters Squidwards house to look for his ball. While searching, Patrick stops to eat some kelp salad only to discover he has also eaten SpongeBob's ball which was hiding in it. Patrick offers to get the ball out but he declines and tells Patrick he has to "play the ball where it lies". After hitting his ball out of Patrick's body, Patrick finds his ball stuck in his butt crack, SpongeBob reminds him again that he must "play it where it lies". Patrick gets a hole in one and SpongeBob tells him he could do it blindfolded so Patrick hands him a blindfold. Patrick helps SpongeBob find his ball by playing hot or but since SpongeBob can't see he accidently breaks Squidwards furniture and paintings. They soon find both balls have landed in Squid's room, Patrick's golf ball is on Squidward's head and SpongeBob's is in his mouth. Just as they are about to hit their balls, Squidward wakes up and screams as SpongeBob hits his golf ball out along with Squidward's teeth. Patrick and SpongeBob both get a hole in one and leave Squidward's house just before it falls to the ground.Then SpongeBob does a rematch next Saturday and heads over to SpongeBob's house.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When the golf course was created, the living room looked much wider than it was.
*This is the third time Patrick's buttocks were seen.
*The closed captions misspell "sheriff" as "sherriff".
*This is the second time Squidward's sleeping blinder was burned. The first is [[Night Light (Episode)]].
*SpongeBob's foghorn clock is shown at the left side of his bed. First time since [[Sandy's Rocket (Episode)|Sandy's Rocket]].
*Stephen Hillenburg said this episode is the director's cut, remake, and sequel to [[Pineapple Fever (Episode)|Pineapple Fever]].
*This is the second time Squidward's house has grown hands, the first was in [[Funny Pants (Episode)|Funny Pants]].
*At the beginning, they say "Play it where it lands", and it gets changed to "Play it where it lies".
*When SpongeBob takes off the blindfold, the holes where Squidward's window used to be look like a silhouette of Yoshi's face.
*Patrick won, 7 strokes to 15

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: A Friendly Game|Transcript for A Friendly Game]]

{{Season8}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

A Friendly Game (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:17:42Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|A Friendly Game|A_Friendly_Game.jpg|203a|10/2013|May 2, 2014|The Hot Shot|Sentimental Sponge}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:SpongebobGolf.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob with Patrick © Viacom
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|}

'''A Friendly Game''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]

===Time Cards===
Brief Construction Montage (Used Twice)

==Plot==
{{cleanup|section}}
SpongeBob goes over to Patrick's house so they can play a game of golf. However, before their game can begin it starts to rain, so they decide to build a golf course in SpongeBob's house. While they're building, the noise wakes Squidward up. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to not make any more noise "Or else". Patrick does everything he can to distract SpongeBob and make him lose. SpongeBob and Patrick's golf balls smash through SpongeBob's window after they hit them too hard and land right in Squidwards house. SpongeBob decides to end the game but Patrick ignores him and enters Squidwards house to look for his ball. While searching, Patrick stops to eat some kelp salad only to discover he has also eaten SpongeBob's ball which was hiding in it. Patrick offers to get the ball out but he declines and tells Patrick he has to "play the ball where it lies". After hitting his ball out of Patrick's body, Patrick finds his ball stuck in his butt crack, SpongeBob reminds him again that he must "play it where it lies". Patrick gets a hole in one and SpongeBob tells him he could do it blindfolded so Patrick hands him a blindfold. Patrick helps SpongeBob find his ball by playing hot or but since SpongeBob can't see he accidently breaks Squidwards furniture and paintings. They soon find both balls have landed in Squid's room, Patrick's golf ball is on Squidward's head and SpongeBob's is in his mouth. Just as they are about to hit their balls, Squidward wakes up and screams as SpongeBob hits his golf ball out along with Squidward's teeth. Patrick and SpongeBob both get a hole in one and leave Squidward's house just before it falls to the ground.Then SpongeBob does a rematch next Saturday and heads over to SpongeBob's house.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When the golf course was created, the living room looked much wider than it was.
*This is the third time Patrick's buttocks were seen.
*The closed captions misspell "sheriff" as "sherriff".
*This is the second time Squidward's sleeping blinder was burned. The first is [[Night Light (Episode)]].
*SpongeBob's foghorn clock is shown at the left side of his bed. First time since [[Sandy's Rocket (Episode)|Sandy's Rocket]].
*Stephen Hillenburg said this episode is the director's cut, remake, and sequel to [[Pineapple Fever (Episode)|Pineapple Fever]].
*This is the second time Squidward's house has grown hands, the first was in [[Funny Pants (Episode)|Funny Pants]].
*At the beginning, they say "Play it where it lands", and it gets changed to "Play it where it lies".
*When SpongeBob takes off the blindfold, the holes where Squidward's window used to be look like a silhouette of Yoshi's face.
*Patrick won, 7 strokes to 15

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: A Friendly Game|Transcript for A Friendly Game]]

{{Season8}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

Sentimental Sponge (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:16:47Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Sentimental Sponge|Sentimental Sponge.jpg|203b|10/2013|March 28, 2014|A Friendly Game|Frozen Face-Off}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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'''Sentimental Sponge''' is an episode from [[season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*2 Sanitation Police officers
===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab|Krusty Krab]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]] (brief cameo)

==Plot==
It is Spring Cleaning day, and SpongeBob works diligently on his house. When he takes out his garbage, Patrick reprimands him for letting go of all these sentimental items. After pondering the concept, SpongeBob agrees and fights the garbage truck's claw for his trash. The next day at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob begins collecting random items such as mayo, sweat, and patty grease. Then he starts hoarding them inside his house. But he runs out of room and starts piling it in his front yard. But Squidward starts to get annoyed by it, and tells him he has to throw away his "junk". SpongeBob tells him that he can't because it holds precious memories. Squidward then calls the police. They condemn the house because it is filled with junk. They tell him he has to evacuate the Krusty Krab. Squidward is happy until they condemn his house for being filled with SpongeBob's "junk". When SpongeBob asks the police if there is anything he can do they tell him his choices. The tell him he can evacuate the Krusty Krab or throw away his "junk". SpongeBob decides to throw them away, but he takes pictures of everything first. Squidward is then happy again and plans to go back to bed. But he discovers that SpongeBob took so many pictures that he put some of his pictures in Squidward's house, without Squidward's permission.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Gary was used as a vacuum cleaner, which bears a slight resemblance to when he was used to attract coins by Mr. Krabs.
*When the police leave the sound is similar to the Saturday Night Live sound.
Running Gag, People thanking Squidward is wearing dress

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Sentimental Sponge|Transcript for Sentimental Sponge]]

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Squidward’s School for Grown-Ups (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:15:31Z

156.34.152.68:

{{EpInfo|Squidward’s School for Grown-Ups|Titlecard Squidward's School.jpg|205a|10/2014|May 4, 2014|Frozen Face-Off|Oral Report}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''Squidward’s School for Grown-Ups''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

== Plot ==
SpongeBob and Patrick are playing a game when Squidward yells at them. After Patrick falls down and falls asleep Spongebob sees that Patrick has a beard and Squidward (thinking it is a sign that Patrick is maturing) takes advantage of this by teaching patrick how to be a grown-up and Squidward becomes Patrick's new best friend.
When Patrick grows a giant "beard" and immediately become best friends with Squidward, he is ruining his friendship with SpongeBob. Lots of people come and start to like the grown up school in deleted scenes. Posing as a (female) singer in an opera that Patrick and Squidward are attending, Spongebob sings of his desire to regain Patrick's friendship. Moved by the song, Patrick cries, but his tears awake his "beard", which turns out to be a brown sea urchin that had been napping on his face. Spongebob and Patrick are reunited as friends on stage and the crowd cheers. Squidward angrily accuses the crowd of having no taste, and is pelted by tomatoes.

== Trivia/Goofs ==
*There was a promo for this episode when [[Sentimental Sponge (Episode)|Sentimental Sponge]] aired but it didn't air then. Small stretch that began during the promo of the episode Sentimental Sponge.
*This is part of the summer marathon.
*This is the second time Patrick gets a beard. The first was [[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]].
*This episode was originally going to be "Old Man Patrick" but it was changed to "Squidward's School for Grown-Ups".
*This episode is paired with [[Oral Report (Episode)|Oral Report]]. [[The Hot Shot (Episode)|The Hot Shot]] originally was going to.One of Spongebob's and Patrick's faces when they scream at passing boats on the road.
*This is the 4th consecutive episode in Season 8 in which [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] doesn't make an appearance.
*This is the sixth time Plankton appears without Mr. Krabs. The first was [[Walking Small (Episode)|Walking Small]], the second was [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]], the third was [[Patrick SmartPants (Episode)|Patrick SmartPants]], the fourth was [[Krabby Road (Episode)|Krabby Road]] and the fifth was [[Single Cell Anniversary (Episode)|Single Cell Anniversary]].
*When this episode aired,it started out as Old Man Patrick. After the scene of Spongebob on the picture, it cut to the title card for [[Oral Report (Episode)|Oral Report]]. This was fixed in later airings.
*[[Madame Hag|Madame Hag]] is seen in the deleted scenes.
*The painting SpongeBob fell on was similar to "The Birth of Venus." Except with fish.

== Characters ==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sea Urchins|Sea Urchin]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*People at [[the Famed Bikini Bottom Opera House]]:
**[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]
**[[Fred]]
**[[The Pink Fish|Evelyn]]
**[[Thaddeus]]
*Security Guards-at the Museum
[[Image:Patrick with Beard.jpg|thumb|right|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] with a beard]]

== Places ==
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Art Museum]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Men's Club]]
*[[The Famed Bikini Bottom Opera House]]

== Transcript ==
*[[Episode Transcript: Squidward’s School for Grown-Ups|Transcript for Squidward’s School for Grown-Ups]]

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Bubble Troubles (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:12:39Z

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{{EpInfo|Bubble Troubles|Bubbletroubles.jpg|197a|10/2014
|26 November 2014|Pet Sitter Pat|The Way of the Sponge}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''Bubble Troubles''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr.Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*Bonsai Squidward

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Bikini Atoll]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Vehicles===
*[[Sandy's Submarine]]

==Plot==
When SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally destroy Sandy's air supply, they have to help her find more oxygen.

[[Image:Bubble Troubles.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sandy and Pearl]]
==Trivia==
*Hot sauce is definitely bad for your eyes.
*It took 20 years for Squidward to make a bonsai plant of himself until it got ruined.
*Sandy's suit has an air supply.
*The title card resembles the foreground used in Prehibernation Week where Sandy asks SpongeBob if he found the hay yet in a game of "Find the Hay in the Needlestack".
*The submarine in this was from the episode ''20,000 Patties Under the Sea'' except they took out some things and added some new things and basically the windows, the walls, the floor and the ceiling was the same.

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Pet Sitter Pat (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:11:25Z

156.34.152.68:

[[Category:Season 8]]{{EpInfo|Pet Sitter Pat|Petsitterpat.jpg|164b|10/2014|4 December 2013|Barnacle Face|Bubble Troubles}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Grandma SquarePants|Marion Ross}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
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'''Pet Sitter Pat''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]

==Plot==
When SpongeBob goes out to celebrate his Grandma's birthday, he leaves Patrick in Charge to take care of Gary but so far things are going so good. SpongeBob gives his Grandma a birthday cake with a lot of candles (counting how long she been living) SpongeBob thinks about the house being on fire so he tells his Grandma to use the phone and he calls Patrick to make sure everything is OK but when he does call he can tell that something isn't right, (because he asked is Gary ok and there is water in the house, when he does not know) so when his Grandma goes to sleep he rushes to his house to see how things are going.

==Trivia==
*This episode marks [[Grandma SquarePants]]'s fourth appearance in the series overall.
*In the letter, Grandma SquarePants says that she will be turning "a little older this year." This may imply that she doesn't know how old she is.
*Patrick burns SpongeBob's bed however he is seen laying in it at the end of the episode. While he was listening to '''Snail Tails''' when Gary is reading it to him but he thought it was Meow,Meow,Meow.
*It looks like that SpongeBob doesn't pay his bills and taxes after he tosses them away after getting the mail.
*Patrick's friend happens to be the puddle called '''Funny'''. Also it could have rained before the episodes appearance and Patrick probably left the roof open when it rained.
*It seems that the Coral Balls are bad for your stomach as Patrick went to the bathroom for awhile after having just a few of them.
*The blow-dryer makes Gary's skin dry.
*SpongeBob says he can't swim but he was seen swimming threw the gushing water coming out of his house.
*It seems that there are two phones in SpongeBob's house. When SpongeBob called Patrick the first time, Patrick uses the shell phone. The second time, he uses a more modern-like phone.

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Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:09:21Z

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{{EpInfo|Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom|SJ @ BB.jpg|197b|10/2014|20 December 2013|House Sittin' for Sandy|Barnacle Face}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]/Spongy G
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Kelpy G]]
*[[Harold]] (Seen leaving the Krusty Krab)
*[[Reg]] (Security Guard)
*Miles
*Crew Guy
*Kelpy G's Manager
*Radio Host (Heard over on the Radio and the Phone)
*Other Squids

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[High Tide Stadium]]

==Plot==
After hearing that Kelpy G is coming into town to perform both Squidward and SpongeBob earn tickets and backstage passes to the show. But yet again Patrick creates a problem when he eats their passes. Will SpongeBob and Squidward get their change to meet the great Kelpy G?

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom|Transcript for Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom]]

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Barnacle Face (Episode)

2013-09-09T23:08:00Z

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[[Category:Season 8]]{{EpInfo|Barnacle Face|Barnacleface.jpg|198a|10/2014|27 December 2013|Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom|Pet Sitter Pat}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Pearl Krabs|Lori Alan}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}

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'''Barnacle Face''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Pearl Krabs]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (mentioned)
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*School Kids

==Places==
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Bikini Bottom High School]]
*[[Mr. Krabs' House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]] (mentioned)

==Plot==
The night before the big school dance, Pearl gets a large barnacle on her face. After requesting expensive treatment to get rid of the blemish, Mr. Krabs opts instead to make SpongeBob help her out. He tries prying the barnacle out with his spatula, then a shovel, then a jackhammer, all to no avail. Then, when Pearl washes her face with soap, more barnacles sprout up. Thinking all hope is lost, she locks herself in the restroom and cries violently. SpongeBob then decides to simply hide the barnacles under a layer of facial cream, which ends up making Pearl's face look severely deformed. Finally, when Pearl asks SpongeBob to get her more soap from the basement, he finds Mr. Krabs producing the house's soap from leftover Krabby Patties. When Pearl finds out, she screams at her father and gives up trying to remove the barnacles. SpongeBob, inspired by something she said, resolves to cover up the barnacles with Mr. Krabs' precious jewels, much to Krabs' disdain.

==Trivia==
*Barnacles are the pimples of the undersea world.
*SpongeBob is unusually short in some scenes.
*Second time someone was going eating at the Chum Bucket since [[Your Shoe's Untied]]
*The kids at school seem to be always doing pranks on each other.
*The episode title may be based off of Squidward's quote "Barnacle head."

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Barnacle Face|Transcript for Barnacle Face]]

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