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Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side

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{{Transcript|The abrasive side}}

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Pearl Krabs]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]

'''Sandy''': Operation: Acorn smoothie is a success!

'''Mr. Krabs''': [Cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Patrick and opens the door] SpongeBob! Oh, you gotta help me! Pearl's got her heart set on the new pair of shoes! Your job is to tell her "no".

'''SpongeBob''': But, Mr. Krabs, today's my day off!

'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob! [SpongeBob went inside the shoe store and He walks at the sidewalk happily]
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Pearl, not those shoes, no.

'''Pearl''': NO?!?!?! [She starts crying]

'''Grandma SquarePants''': SpongeBob! Call your granny. Cross the street.

'''SpongeBob''': Grandma? Oh. Coming, Grandma!

'''Patrick''': Oh, man! That was the best stuff I ever had! (Laughs)Oh. hello, SpongeBob. Did you enjoy not going to glove world with me?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Patrick I tried how I tried. But everyone needed my help, and I...

'''Patrick''': You need to learn to say "no". Stand up for yourself, man! You need thicker skin. Checkout mine. [Rubs his finger along is tough skin and burns out.] Oh,That reminds me. Can you scratch my back?

'''SpongeBob Oh sure. [Scratches his back with a very gross ick, and cuts to SpongeBob's house] [crying] Oh, it's true gare bear, true.

'''Gary''': Meow.

'''SpongeBob''': I'ts true that i can't stand up from my self. I'm too soft. oh, I had thicker skin! [Gary flicks through the phone book and calls a janitorial supplies company]

'''Abrasive SpongeBob''':Ah, why don't you scram, you little free-loader. [Switches back to SpongeBob, who blinks, then switches back to the abrasive side] Bottomfeeder!
(Please finish this transcript.)

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!|Titlecard It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!.jpg|175|8|November 23, 2012 (CBS) December 6, 2012 (Nickelodeon)|For Here or to Go|Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:ItsaspongebobChristmas.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob giving out fruitcake.
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'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl Krabs]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]] (animated)
*[[Potty the Parrot]] (animated)
*[[Santa Claus]] (animated)
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|ToyBob]] (debut)
*[[Polar Bear (It's a SpongeBob Christmas)]] (only appearance)

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SpongeBob-patchy-the-pirate-character.png|thumb|left|275px|Patchy's cartoon design, introduced in this episode.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob’s friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren’t such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't naughty after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes, by dispensing these fruit cakes with his latest invention, the JerkMaker 9000. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn’t affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of [[jerktonium]], and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob’s reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy’s house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it, except that Santa found out that it was the robot all along. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second Christmas-based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full [[stop-motion]] episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle, the [[JerkMaker 9000]], throughout the episode. Although he does not have his license, the vehicle is not a boat, so it is ok.
*The song, "[[Don’t Be a Jerk]]" is featured in this episode. The song originally aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy’s Treedome without his water helmet. Yet, he was not affected by the lack of water.
*The DVD version featured a [[Patchy the Pirate]] sub-plot in stop motion, making it the first episode to show Patchy and Potty not in live-action.
*In real life, there is no other element with a J on the periodic table.
*All ten main characters, plus Patchy and Potty, appear in this episode.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|Transcript for It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

{{Specials}}
{{Holiday Episodes}}
{{Season8}}
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Earworm (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|Earworm|Earworm.jpg|146b|7|November 27, 2010|The Abrasive Side|Hide and Then What Happens?}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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'''Earworm''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**SpongeBob's Eyes
**SpongeBob's Pores
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*The Sonars (heard only)
*DJ (heard only)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Earworm (Character)|Earworm]] (debut)

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]

===Songs===
*[[Musical Doodle]]
*Life on the Prairie (Sandy's song)
*Sea Chant (Krabs's song)
*Squidward's Successful [[Clarinet]] Song

==Plot==
SpongeBob is shown at the Krusty Krab during closing time (about 6:00: pm to 6:50 pm with Mr. Krabs and Squidward. He is in the kitchen and starts singing a song (later identified as "Musical Doodle"). Squidward gets annoyed because SpongeBob is singing that song. Mr. Krabs comes and says to mop the floor. Squidward tells SpongeBob again to stop singing that song. Squidward then puts on the radio, but is playing "Musical Doodle" - SpongeBob picks up the radio and starts dancing and singing to it. After it ends,SpongeBob sighs happily and says"Musical Doodle." Next, Mr. Krabs says it's closing time again and Squidward runs out saying "Freedom!". SpongeBob is sitting down on a table singing to the song. Mr Krabs yells "SPONGEBOB!" SpongeBob floats out of the Krusty Krab and lands outside a record shop. He hears "Musical Doodle" playing. He then buys the record and goes home, opens up Gary's shell (revealing a record player), and plays the song until bed-time (Gary is asleep by then). SpongeBob says "Come to bed when you feel like it". He goes to sleep but then starts whistling the song. He goes back downstairs to listen to the song again.

He is then shown at the Krusty Krab the next day, looking very tired. Mr. Krabs warns him to get to work. Mr Krabs hears SpongeBob singing the "Musical Doodle". He is warned to stop singing that song again, but finds it very hard to not sing the song. He hands out Krabby Patties while singing the song, annoying the customers. Mr. Krabs comes out of his office to see what's wrong. All the customers blame SpongeBob for annoying them. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob once again to stop singing that song, or he will send him home. In the kitchen, his eye sockets form into mouths and start singing the song - the same thing happens with his back. In the next scene, the kitchen is shown absolutely wrecked, with "doodle" written on the walls and everything else is wrecked as well. Also, there is condiments and patty batter all over the wall. SpongeBob seems that he has gone crazy. He goes home while singing the song - Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Squidward follow him and tie him to a chair. Sandy explains that he has an "Earworm" - An infection in which the person is stuck on a catchy song and is unable to stop singing, the more the person sings the song, the more infected and stronger the infection gets. Mr Krabs wanted to just pull the earworm out but Sandy says that they can't do that or else it will damage his brain and it can only be cured if another song gets stuck in their head. Mr. Krabs sings a sea-shanty and Sandy sings a Western song, but none succeed. Sandy says "someone with musical talent" can cure him (is this case, Squidward). Squidward starts playing his clarinet. The earworm gets annoyed and leaves. Squidward is then shown in bed, praising himself. The earworm comes and goes into Squidward, and now Squidward has the earworm (with his song, not SpongeBob's.) [[Image:sponge-bob-ear-worm-clip-1.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and his radio]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode aired in the UK on November 17, 2010.
*This episode and "The Abrasive Side" both end with a character screaming.
*This is the second appearance of Gary's record player. The first was in [[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]].
*For some reason, in Bikini Bottom, they still sell and make records.
*The title card background from [[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]] is reused.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Earworm|Transcript for Earworm]]

{{Season7}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

The Abrasive Side (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|The Abrasive Side|Theabrasiveside.jpg|146a|7|November 27, 2010|Enchanted Tiki Dreams|Earworm}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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'''The Abrasive Side''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
***[[Alternate-Universe Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl Krabs]] (voice only)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive Grandma]] (debut)
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Howard Blandy]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]

==Plot==
A fish goes up to the bus stop and discovers that SpongeBob has been sleeping there. SpongeBob explains that he is going to [[Glove World]] with Patrick. The fish asks to go in front of him and SpongeBob lets him, along with other fish. Patrick comes and is angry at SpongeBob for not having the first spot in the line. As they are about to get on the bus, Sandy wants SpongeBob to help with her experiment. SpongeBob can't say no, and is seen in the [[Treedome]] running in a large hamster wheel. He then gets back in line, but Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to tell Pearl that she can't have the shoes she wants. Soon afterwards, Patrick comes back and is angry that SpongeBob never came and says that SpongeBob can't stand up for himself. SpongeBob is then seen at home, crying on his sofa to Gary, who orders an abrasive side for SpongeBob. He soon discovers that his abrasive side is taking over him, turning around his body to yell at people. The only person who enjoys this is Squidward, as SpongeBob's abrasive side says that he won't hang out with him. Horrified, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs for help, but Mr. Krabs is furious when SpongeBob's abrasive side says "Overtime" which Mr. Krabs treats as if it was a foul word and is dismissed. Then SpongeBob tries to ask Patrick, but the Abrasive side yells at Patrick who then slams his rock shut on SpongeBob in sadness. SpongeBob runs to Sandy, who tells him not to be someone he is not. When the Abrasive side yells at Sandy, she responds by telling him to grab something heavy (which happens to be Patrick) and she pulls his abrasive side off. SpongeBob runs off, remembering to apologize to his Grandma. He discovers that she has ordered an abrasive side, too.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Howard Blandy]] appears in the line for the bus as someone who cut in front of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*Mr. Krabs treats the word "Overtime" as if it is a terrible and dirty word because he doesn't like having to pay his employees overtime.
*The abrasive side is a reference to the fact that sponges can have rough sides on the back.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side|Transcript for The Abrasive Side]]

{{Season7}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

The Abrasive Side (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|The Abrasive Side|Theabrasiveside.jpg|146a|7|November 27, 2010|Enchanted Tiki Dreams|Earworm}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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|colspan="2"|[[Image:The_abrasive_side_clip_1.jpg|center|300px]]
|}

'''The Abrasive Side''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
**[[Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
***[[Alternate-Universe Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive Grandma]] (debut)
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Howard Blandy]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]

==Plot==
A fish goes up to the bus stop and discovers that SpongeBob has been sleeping there. SpongeBob explains that he is going to [[Glove World]] with Patrick. The fish asks to go in front of him and SpongeBob lets him, along with other fish. Patrick comes and is angry at SpongeBob for not having the first spot in the line. As they are about to get on the bus, Sandy wants SpongeBob to help with her experiment. SpongeBob can't say no, and is seen in the [[Treedome]] running in a large hamster wheel. He then gets back in line, but Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to tell Pearl that she can't have the shoes she wants. Soon afterwards, Patrick comes back and is angry that SpongeBob never came and says that SpongeBob can't stand up for himself. SpongeBob is then seen at home, crying on his sofa to Gary, who orders an abrasive side for SpongeBob. He soon discovers that his abrasive side is taking over him, turning around his body to yell at people. The only person who enjoys this is Squidward, as SpongeBob's abrasive side says that he won't hang out with him. Horrified, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs for help, but Mr. Krabs is furious when SpongeBob's abrasive side says "Overtime" which Mr. Krabs treats as if it was a foul word and is dismissed. Then SpongeBob tries to ask Patrick, but the Abrasive side yells at Patrick who then slams his rock shut on SpongeBob in sadness. SpongeBob runs to Sandy, who tells him not to be someone he is not. When the Abrasive side yells at Sandy, she responds by telling him to grab something heavy (which happens to be Patrick) and she pulls his abrasive side off. SpongeBob runs off, remembering to apologize to his Grandma. He discovers that she has ordered an abrasive side, too.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Howard Blandy]] appears in the line for the bus as someone who cut in front of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*Mr. Krabs treats the word "Overtime" as if it is a terrible and dirty word because he doesn't like having to pay his employees overtime.
*The abrasive side is a reference to the fact that sponges can have rough sides on the back.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side|Transcript for The Abrasive Side]]

{{Season7}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

Talk:Alternate-Universe Abrasive SpongeBob

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Alternate-Universe Abrasive SpongeBob is the mirror

The Abrasive Side (Episode)

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The Abrasive Side (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|The Abrasive Side|Theabrasiveside.jpg|146a|7|November 27, 2010|Enchanted Tiki Dreams|Earworm}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
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|}

'''The Abrasive Side''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl Krabs]] (voice only)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive Grandma]] (debut)
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Howard Blandy]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]

==Plot==
A fish goes up to the bus stop and discovers that SpongeBob has been sleeping there. SpongeBob explains that he is going to [[Glove World]] with Patrick. The fish asks to go in front of him and SpongeBob lets him, along with other fish. Patrick comes and is angry at SpongeBob for not having the first spot in the line. As they are about to get on the bus, Sandy wants SpongeBob to help with her experiment. SpongeBob can't say no, and is seen in the [[Treedome]] running in a large hamster wheel. He then gets back in line, but Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to tell Pearl that she can't have the shoes she wants. Soon afterwards, Patrick comes back and is angry that SpongeBob never came and says that SpongeBob can't stand up for himself. SpongeBob is then seen at home, crying on his sofa to Gary, who orders an abrasive side for SpongeBob. He soon discovers that his abrasive side is taking over him, turning around his body to yell at people. The only person who enjoys this is Squidward, as SpongeBob's abrasive side says that he won't hang out with him. Horrified, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs for help, but Mr. Krabs is furious when SpongeBob's abrasive side says "Overtime" which Mr. Krabs treats as if it was a foul word and is dismissed. Then SpongeBob tries to ask Patrick, but the Abrasive side yells at Patrick who then slams his rock shut on SpongeBob in sadness. SpongeBob runs to Sandy, who tells him not to be someone he is not. When the Abrasive side yells at Sandy, she responds by telling him to grab something heavy (which happens to be Patrick) and she pulls his abrasive side off. SpongeBob runs off, remembering to apologize to his Grandma. He discovers that she has ordered an abrasive side, too.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Howard Blandy]] appears in the line for the bus as someone who cut in front of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*Mr. Krabs treats the word "Overtime" as if it is a terrible and dirty word because he doesn't like having to pay his employees overtime.
*The abrasive side is a reference to the fact that sponges can have rough sides on the back.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side|Transcript for The Abrasive Side]]

{{Season7}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

The Abrasive Side (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|The Abrasive Side|Theabrasiveside.jpg|146a|7|November 27, 2010|Enchanted Tiki Dreams|Earworm}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
|colspan="2"|[[Image:The_abrasive_side_clip_1.jpg|center|300px]]
|}

'''The Abrasive Side''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
***[[Alternate-Universe Abrasive SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl Krabs]] (voice only)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
**[[Abrasive Grandma]] (debut)
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Howard Blandy]]
*[[Chipmunk]] (mentioned)

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]

==Plot==
A fish goes up to the bus stop and discovers that SpongeBob has been sleeping there. SpongeBob explains that he is going to [[Glove World]] with Patrick. The fish asks to go in front of him and SpongeBob lets him, along with other fish. Patrick comes and is angry at SpongeBob for not having the first spot in the line. As they are about to get on the bus, Sandy wants SpongeBob to help with her experiment. SpongeBob can't say no, and is seen in the [[Treedome]] running in a large hamster wheel. He then gets back in line, but Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to tell Pearl that she can't have the shoes she wants. Soon afterwards, Patrick comes back and is angry that SpongeBob never came and says that SpongeBob can't stand up for himself. SpongeBob is then seen at home, crying on his sofa to Gary, who orders an abrasive side for SpongeBob. He soon discovers that his abrasive side is taking over him, turning around his body to yell at people. The only person who enjoys this is Squidward, as SpongeBob's abrasive side says that he won't hang out with him. Horrified, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs for help, but Mr. Krabs is furious when SpongeBob's abrasive side says "Overtime" which Mr. Krabs treats as if it was a foul word and is dismissed. Then SpongeBob tries to ask Patrick, but the Abrasive side yells at Patrick who then slams his rock shut on SpongeBob in sadness. SpongeBob runs to Sandy, who tells him not to be someone he is not. When the Abrasive side yells at Sandy, she responds by telling him to grab something heavy (which happens to be Patrick) and she pulls his abrasive side off. SpongeBob runs off, remembering to apologize to his Grandma. He discovers that she has ordered an abrasive side, too.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Howard Blandy]] appears in the line for the bus as someone who cut in front of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*Mr. Krabs treats the word "Overtime" as if it is a terrible and dirty word because he doesn't like having to pay his employees overtime.
*The abrasive side is a reference to the fact that sponges can have rough sides on the back.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side|Transcript for The Abrasive Side]]

{{Season7}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

The Great Patty Caper (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|The Great Patty Caper|Greatpattycaper.JPG|143|7|November 11, 2010|Sponge-Cano!|That Sinking Feeling}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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|-
|}

'''The Great Patty Caper''' is a special from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Characters===
*[[French Narrator]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Butler]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Johnny]]
*[[SpongeBob's Grandson]] (debut)
*[[Jewel Triplets Gang]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)|Billy]] (turned into a werewolf)
*Old Folks at the Rest home
*Security Guards
*Old Fashioned Cops
*SpongeBob's Puppy
*[[Gary the Snail]] (mentioned)

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Far-Out-Ville]]
*[[Oceanic Express]]
*[[Patrick's Lemonade Stand]]
*[[Train Center]]
*[[Rest Home]]
*The Bank
*Bikini Bottom Railway Station
==Plot==
When Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob the only key to the vault holding the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, SpongeBob vows to guard it. But as soon as SpongeBob and Patrick board the Oceanic Express train to retrieve the formula, the key mysteriously goes missing. Who could have stolen the key? Was it the sneaky Plankton? Or was it the "butler"?

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Two books based on this episode, "The Great Patty Caper" and "The Great Train Mystery", were released in September.
*The original title for this episode was ''Krabby Patty No More''. It was then changed to ''The Great Patty Caper''.
*This episode aired on 11/11/10.
*It is revealed by [[Perch Perkins]] that [[Johnny]]'s real name is Elaine.
*Promos titled this episode ''Mystery with a Twistery''.
*When SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs make a new batch of krabby patties, they reveal the first two ingredients of the formula which are flour, and barnacle shavings.
*When SpongeBob is entering the freezer, a fish skeleton can be seen on a stack of boxes. This is a spoof of a scene in Star Wars when there is a skeleton in the Wampa's snowcave.
*At the end of the episode SpongeBob was actually narrating the whole episode, he is probably in his 80's, and he has grandson or grandnephew playing a handheld video game system (possibly resembles Game Boy Color).
*Actually, two trains appear in this episode, the 1st one being a high-speed looking train hauling a flatbed wagon and the 2nd one is The Oceanic Express.
*Plankton was reading a magazine called ''PQ''' which is about Plankton's all over.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Great Patty Caper|Transcript for The Great Patty Caper]]

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The Curse of the Hex (Episode)

2022-12-04T22:17:10Z

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'''The Curse of the Hex''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[French Narrator]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]] (original airing only)
*[[Potty the Parrot]] (original airing only)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Madame Hag]] (debut)
*[[Golden Eel]] (debut)

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*Madame Hag's House
*Cave

==Plot==
When the Krusty Krab closes for the night, an old hag comes in to order food anyway to Squidward's dismay. She asks for a Krabby Patty, but she doesn't have any money and only has a pocket of shells. She begs back and forth for the Krabby Patty from Mr. Krabs and Squidward until SpongeBob tells her something and she leaves angrily. That night, SpongeBob claims to be locking up for home, but in reality he goes behind the Krusty Krab with two Krabby Patties, to the Hag hiding behind the dumpster. SpongeBob attempts to give her the Krabby Patties, but Mr. Krabs finds out and comes for the patties, before she can take them. Mr. Krabs then takes back the patties, and the furious Hag curses the Krusty Krab. The next morning, despite Mr. Krabs trying to claim there is no such thing as curses, no customers come to the Krusty Krab and eventually when attempting to cook Krabby Patties, fire is set to the building and burns up Mr. Krabs' money leaving Mr. Krabs to think the curse is real. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs then go to the Hag's lair where she refuses to lift the curse until Mr. Krabs uses a method of begging. She agrees to lift the curse only if they accomplish a quest to steal a gold coin from a golden eel. They successfully take the coin from the eel in its lair and give it to the Hag where she uses the coin to clean her laundry. They go back to the Krusty Krab, where it turns out she really didn't curse the Krusty Krab but instead put a CLOSED sign in front of it claiming that she wouldn't waste a good spell on a person like Mr. Krabs. Immediately when removing the sign, the Krusty Krab's parking lot fills with customers. However, just when Mr. Krabs thinks that everything is back to normal, the golden eel suddenly appears at the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Kristen Wiig guest stars as [[Madame Hag]].
*This episode was on the DVD "[[Legends of Bikini Bottom (DVD)|Legends of Bikini Bottom]]" before it aired.
*Despite being advertised to air during [[Legends of Bikini Bottom]], it premiered on June 11, 2011. The last episode of 7th season.
{{Season7}}

The Curse of the Hex (Episode)

2022-12-04T22:16:51Z

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'''The Curse of the Hex''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[French Narrator]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]] (original airing only)
*[[Potty the Parrot]] (original airing only)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Madame Hagfish]] (debut)
*[[Golden Eel]] (debut)

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*Madame Hag's House
*Cave

==Plot==
When the Krusty Krab closes for the night, an old hag comes in to order food anyway to Squidward's dismay. She asks for a Krabby Patty, but she doesn't have any money and only has a pocket of shells. She begs back and forth for the Krabby Patty from Mr. Krabs and Squidward until SpongeBob tells her something and she leaves angrily. That night, SpongeBob claims to be locking up for home, but in reality he goes behind the Krusty Krab with two Krabby Patties, to the Hag hiding behind the dumpster. SpongeBob attempts to give her the Krabby Patties, but Mr. Krabs finds out and comes for the patties, before she can take them. Mr. Krabs then takes back the patties, and the furious Hag curses the Krusty Krab. The next morning, despite Mr. Krabs trying to claim there is no such thing as curses, no customers come to the Krusty Krab and eventually when attempting to cook Krabby Patties, fire is set to the building and burns up Mr. Krabs' money leaving Mr. Krabs to think the curse is real. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs then go to the Hag's lair where she refuses to lift the curse until Mr. Krabs uses a method of begging. She agrees to lift the curse only if they accomplish a quest to steal a gold coin from a golden eel. They successfully take the coin from the eel in its lair and give it to the Hag where she uses the coin to clean her laundry. They go back to the Krusty Krab, where it turns out she really didn't curse the Krusty Krab but instead put a CLOSED sign in front of it claiming that she wouldn't waste a good spell on a person like Mr. Krabs. Immediately when removing the sign, the Krusty Krab's parking lot fills with customers. However, just when Mr. Krabs thinks that everything is back to normal, the golden eel suddenly appears at the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Kristen Wiig guest stars as [[Madame Hag]].
*This episode was on the DVD "[[Legends of Bikini Bottom (DVD)|Legends of Bikini Bottom]]" before it aired.
*Despite being advertised to air during [[Legends of Bikini Bottom]], it premiered on June 11, 2011. The last episode of 7th season.
{{Season7}}

Episode Transcript: Gramma’s Secret Recipe

2022-12-04T22:13:58Z

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*''[at Shady Shoals rest home]''
*'''Grandma Plankton''': How about a little more, Plankton, or has this old granny had enough for one night?
*'''Plankton''': Oh, Grandma, you know I always have more pudding for you!
*'''Grandma Plankton''': Oh, that looks simply delightful!
*'''Plankton''': You once told me that this was your favorite flavor growing up as a child.
*'''Grandma Plankton''': Ration?
*'''Plankton''': Uh, no, chocolate. Open up! ''[feeds the pudding to his Grandma]'' You can let go of the spoon now, Grandma. There. Oops, looks like you've got a little on your face. Here, let me. ''[wipes off the pudding]'' There you are. There you are, darling.
*'''Grandma Plankton''': Oh, Plankton. You always were my favorite granddaughter!
*'''Nurse''': Five minutes until bedtime, Mr. Plankton.
*'''Plankton''': Well, Grandma, that's the sweetest, most tender...
*'''Nurse''': Five minutes, Mr. Plank...
*'''Plankton''': I heard you the first time! Now, where were we? ''[Grandma is asleep]'' Grandma, don't forget your teeth.
*'''Grandma Plankton''': ''[spits out teeth and coughs]''
*'''Plankton''': Ooh. Uh, uh, now, now, Grandma, just relax. There, there. ''[Grandma is asleep]'' That's perfect! ''[puts the teeth in his mouth]'' Perfect! ''[laughs evilly]'' Why didn't I think of this before? No one can say "No" to a helpless little grandma! thinking. ''[He is at the Krusty Krab. female voice]'' Excuse me, Sonny, I'd simply love one of your Krabby what's-it's, but my delicate digestive system has special needs, and I'll need to see a complete list of ingredients. You wouldn't want me to be up all night with painful bloating, would you?
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Goodness, no! ''[gives the formula to "her"]'' Here you are.
*'''Plankton''': Thanks, Sonny! I'm just going to take it home; I left my bifocals there. ''[laughs evilly as imagery fades. Bubble transition]''
*'''SpongeBob''': La-la, la-la, la-la! La-la, la-la, la-la... ''[playing in the bathtub. He shoots a squirt of water with his hands. The squirt of water goes through his holes at the top of his head then lands on the bar of soap]'' Yay, a direct hit! ''[uses a bar of soap as a walkie-talkie]'' Threat neutralized, Captain. ... Roger. Over. ... Uh-huh. Right away, Captain. All hands, prepare to dive! Repeat: prepare to di-- ''[Plankton, disguised as Grandma knocks on the door. He clears his throat]'' Hi, lady!

I ♥ Dancing (Episode)

2022-12-04T22:04:06Z

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'''I ♥ Dancing''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*[[Twins]]
*[[Dance Judge]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]] (cameo)
*[[Krusty Krab#Customers|Krusty Krab Customers]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Recreation Center]]

==Plot==
Squidward tries to sabotage SpongeBob's dancing audition.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*SpongeBob does Michael Jackson's moonwalk through out parts of the episode, including on the treadmill. This episode is a tribute to Michael Jackson's death on June 25, 2009 when this episode was still being made.
*The pizza and the knight that fell onto a customer's table may be a reference to the Round Table restaurants. It may also be a reference to Medieval Times.
*[[Doug Lawrence]] returns as a writer in this episode.
*The Title Card background is the same from the Title Card from the Episode, [[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]] without the picture of SpongeBob. The only difference is the title card background color is White.
*The German title is '''Ich liebe tanzen''', which means ''I love dancing''.
*Same music as for titlecard music of Fools in April, Artist Unknown and Wormy plays. ''To see the part, watch for an asterisk (*) [[Episode Transcript: I ♥ Dancing#Dialogue|here]].''

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: I ♥ Dancing]]
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Episode Transcript: Not Normal

2022-12-04T22:00:23Z

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Episode Article: [[Not Normal]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**[[Normal SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star]]

==Dialogue==
(night turns into morning where birds are chirping and SpongeBob laughs)

'''Squidward''': Ooh... What the... (groans) ...now?

'''SpongeBob''': La, la, la... (Squidward walks outside to SpongeBob's house) La-la-la, la, la-la-la...

'''Squidward''': Stop! (SpongeBob stops) What could you possibly be trying to do this time?

'''SpongeBob''': I'm not trying to do anything. I'm just having a decent morning.

'''Squidward''': By running around and screaming like a banshee? 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward, a banshee screams like this: (loud scream like an eagle)

(Squidward and SpongeBob's houses shake)

'''Squidward''': There are two kinds of people. There are people that are normal. (cut to an aquarium of fish) Then there's you. (pokes one of SpongeBob's holes)

'''SpongeBob''': Really?

'''Squidward''': Yes, really! Maybe you should start being a little more '''''NORMAL!!!''''' (walks away and growls) Doh...

'''SpongeBob''': I'm not normal? (Squidward walks back into his house and crawls back into bed) Squidward? (sitting on Squidward) How does one become normal?

'''Squidward''': Well, how about you start by... (cut to shot of outside Squidward's house where Squidward kicks SpongeBob through the roof) getting away from me, you little creature!

'''SpongeBob''': What's wrong with me? I need to understand normal! "How to be Normal". Hmm, this video should help.

'''TV:''' Are you tired of being called a freak? Do people throw you out of their homes? Well, do they?

'''SpongeBob''':: Yes, yes, and yes.

'''TV:''' Then join me as I take you on a "Journey into Normality".

'''SpongeBob''': (tranfixed) Normaaaality.

'''TV:''' The life of a normal person is rather simple. (door opens with a fish smiling and dressed professionally for work) Here is your typical average Joe on his way to work. See how he is dressed. (hair is combed neatly) Even his hair is boring. (cut to a close up on the dimples) Notice his features, nice and smooth without a crater or freckle to be seen.

'''SpongeBob''': (rubs his face) Craters and freckles?

'''TV:''' In his office space, Mr. Normal, at least that's what it says on his name tag works at a steady and monotonous pace just as all the other normals do. Take note of how they communicate with each other.

'''Mr. Normal:''' Hi, how are you?

'''TV:''' At the end of the day Mr. Normal packs his things and goes home to merrily start the cycle again in the morning.

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah...

(cut to next day at the Krusty Krab)

'''Customer:''' I want one Krabby Patty.

'''Squidward''': Oh, great. SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty. (bells rings as the food tray is presented to Squidward) What, no annoying blurbs today? (looks through the empty kitchen window) Hmm... strangely quiet. (walks into the kitchen to get a cup of water but as he is getting the drink, he notices the office space behind him) SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob''': (typing on the computer) Hi, how are you?

'''Squidward''': What's the meaning of this?

'''SpongeBob''': I took your advice. From now on, I'm normal. (shows name tag that reads "Hello I'm Normal")

'''Squidward''': Normal, huh?

'''SpongeBob''': Yup.

'''Squidward''': Oh, really?

'''SpongeBob''': Yup.

'''Squidward''': Whatever. I know you're just waiting to say something stupid.

'''SpongeBob''': Wonderful weather we're having.

'''Squidward''': Uh, yes, it is.

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, see you 'round. (goes back to typing)

'''Squidward''': Yeah, I'll uh... see you. (door opens)

'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, what are you doing sitting around? We need Krabby Patties out there.

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir. I'll do it normally.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey? (computer beeping. SpongeBob types up an order for 1 Krabby Patty and the machine comes out with one) Wow, that's all it takes these days, huh? Can you do more? (walks to the back of the machine as it shoots hundreds of Krabby Patties at him) Oh, my. It's like printing money. (cut to Squidward riding his bike)

'''Squidward''': I wonder what got into SpongeBob. And what the heck is that? (a normal house is sitting by Squidward's house) Whose house is this?

'''SpongeBob''': (walks up to his house) Hi, how are you?

'''Squidward''': (slaps himself. Cut to next day at the Krusty Krab where Squidward walks into the kitchen and greets SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, how are you?

'''Squidward''': Good, just coming by to get a drink.

'''SpongeBob''': Wonderful weather we're having.

'''Squidward''': It sure is.

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, see you 'round.

'''Squidward''': Yeah... (chuckles) See ya. (chuckles) Oh, my. (slurps) I could get used to this. (music throughout the montage of events happening, such as customers ordering and Squidward telling SpongeBob. SpongeBob delivers food onto tray and makes the patties out of the computer. Mr. Krabs watches on and jumps around with money in his hand.)

'''French Narrator:''' Three weeks later...

'''Squidward''': There you are, sir. (watch beeps) Oh, yes it's time again. I've been meaning to say this but I've come to appreciate your demeanor lately.

'''SpongeBob''': You know it's a funny thing, Squidward. I smoothed out the edges of my personality and the rest just followed suit. Now I am utterly normal. (cut to a customer biting into his flat Krabby Patty but all he is eating is paper. He takes it out of his mouth)

'''Customer #2:''' Ugh, that ain't right. I will never spend money here again.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Never?

'''Customer #3:''' Come on, guys, these patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Wait, where're you going? (paper krabby patty lands on his nose) SpongeBob! What are you doing back here? Do you expect the customers to eat this? And now, thanks to you, they're leaving in boat loads. (customers are rowing out of the restaurant in boats)

'''SpongeBob''': Maybe this thing is out of ink.

'''Mr. Krabs''': (sighs) No, boy, you're missing the point. You can't make Krabby Patties with ink and paper. You gotta put your heart in it, boy. Now get back to making them patties the right way and stop acting so dull.

'''SpongeBob''': What you call dull I call normal.

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, till you decide to start making them patties the way only you can I want you out of my place.

'''SpongeBob''': (walks out of the Krusty Krab) I guess the decision to be normal was more life changing than I thought. (walks up to Patrick who is reading a paper at the bus stop) Hi, how are you?

'''Patrick''': What happened to you?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I got normal.

'''Patrick''': Whatever that means. Hey, SpongeBob, what do you say we charge into Jellyfish Fields nets a-blaze? (takes two jellyfish nets out of his pockets)

'''SpongeBob''': Let's do something normal like window shopping.

'''Patrick''': Let's do this... (groans as he makes his head come out of the side of his stomach) Yeah-ha. Hey, your turn.

'''SpongeBob''': I think I'll pass. But I do need to defragment my hard drive. Would you like to help?

'''Patrick''': Hey, listen. When you decide to do something fun you know where to find me.

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, see you 'round. (rings Squidward's door bell) Hi, how are you?

'''Squidward''': I never thought I'd hear myself say this but please come in, SpongeBob. (Squidward pours tea into SpongeBob's cup)

'''SpongeBob''': Thank you. Tell me, what are you doing cooped up in here when the weather outside is so normal.

'''Squidward''': Well, today is dusting day. The day I dust my 483 self-portraits.

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, that's something you don't see in the average house.

'''Squidward''': You know, SpongeBob, it's okay to be a little different. (slurps his tea)

'''SpongeBob''': And you know what else is abnormal? Your nose -- it's all bulbous and flappy. Your eyes are a little odd, too. Looks like your whole face could use some work. Yeah, there we go. (SpongeBob turned Squidward's face into a real live Squidward face) See? Looking normal already.

'''Squidward''': What the...?

'''SpongeBob''': One more thing, Squidward. You don't wear pants. (Squidward kicks him out of his house)

'''Squidward''': And stay out of my home! (slams the door then looks in the mirror and pokes his nose a little)

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, what happened? I lost my job and my best friend and now I'm too normal for Squidward. Maybe I have taken this normal thing too far. No problem, SpongeBob. You made yourself normal. Now all you have to do is reweird yourself. All it'll take is a mental adjustment and some tight clenching. Now focus... (groans) and clench. (groans so much his eyes pop out) Oh, well, if I'm going to get weird I'm going to need to see a professional. (cut to Patrick's house)

'''Patrick''': (tongue is twisted around) Look at my tongue. (tongue un-twists itself)

'''SpongeBob''': That's very nice, Patrick, but I need you to retrain me. I want to be abnormal again.

'''Patrick''': Huh, I don't think you have what it takes.

'''SpongeBob''': Please, Patrick. If anyone can teach me the arcane art of the weird, it's you. Teach me how to be me, again.

'''Patrick''': It won't be easy but I'll do it.

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, thank you, Patrick!

'''Patrick''': But first, I'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and I'll need you to remove your trousers. (cut to people laughing at SpongeBob who is only in his underwear)

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm feeling very self-conscious right now.

'''Patrick''': (spraying water) Try to concentrate on your first lesson in weird. (throws SpongeBob onto the streak of water) See you on the other side, buddy! (SpongeBob grunts as both Patrick and SpongeBob are sliding on a water trail that lead to a ramp on a flatbed truck that launches them into the Bikini Bottom zoo)

'''Boy:''' Mommy, mommy... what are those things?

'''Mother:''' Those are undesirables, honey. We only talk to normal people. (mother and two children walk off)

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, the weird therapy is working. Your craters are coming back. We just have to keep pushing the boundaries. We've gotta get stranger. (cut to Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob is riding on Patrick's back like a horse and catches a jellyfish in the net. Another crater comes back. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick licking the sand and as SpongeBob is licking, his nose grows back to normal size. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob standing on their hands) Talk backwards.

'''SpongeBob''': Tap erus uoy era? (SpongeBob's legs and arms are back to normal. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick eating secret Krabby sauce with their feet. SpongeBob's teeth appear. But then something is happening to SpongeBob)

'''Patrick''': What's happening? The final transformation. (SpongeBob transforms back into his square state)

'''SpongeBob''': Huh?

'''Patrick''': What happened?

'''SpongeBob''': I don't know. I guess I became permanently normal.

'''Patrick''': No...!

'''SpongeBob''': (crying) I don't wanna be normal. (someone knocks on the rock's "door")

'''Patrick''': Go away.

'''SpongeBob''': Normal is not worth it.

'''Patrick''': We're in mourning.

'''Squidward''': (Patrick's rock begins to open) It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob. (Squidward is in a normal state) Hi, how are you? (SpongeBob is so scared and shocked at how Squidward looks that he screams himself back into his weird self)

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, I guess Squidward's normal looks scared me back to my original form. Thanks, buddy, you saved my life.

'''Squidward''': Wonderful weather we're having, hm?

'''SpongeBob''': It sure is, buddy. It sure is. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

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The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:56:03Z

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{{EpInfo|The Two Faces of Squidward|The-Two-Faces-of-Squidward.jpg|99a|5|November 23, 2007|What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?|SpongeHenge}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''The Two Faces of Squidward''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
**[[The Handsome Man]] (debut)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Other Bikini Bottomites
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*[[Mary]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[The Pink Fish]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Mable (Old Lady)|Mable]]
*[[Miss Shell]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Nat Peterson|Nat]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Tina]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Sadie]]
*[[Tyler]]
*[[Thaddeus]]
*[[Lou]]

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]

==Plot==
It is a very busy day at the Krusty Krab. during this busy time, SpongeBob and visiting neighbor Patrick are playing together while ignoring the angry customers...and Squidward, who begins to argue with them. Finally, Squidward has had it and heads to the kitchen to deal with SpongeBob himself, only for SpongeBob to slam the door open on Squidward. This breaks the face of Squidward, and is soon at the hospital. While there SpongeBob gives Dr. Gill Gilliam an annoyingly dramatic scene. The doctor is able to tell SpongeBob to wait two weeks before Squidward's bandages can be removed. Oddly enough, it seems like two weeks have already passed. SpongeBob is already at the hospital, where he gives an old lady flowers (in which she can't remember what her favorite color of flowers are). Soon, he arrives to Squidward's room. Squidward was able to tell Gill Gilliam that he does not want SpongeBob anywhere near him, which Dr. Gill Gilliam says to SpongeBob, only for him to ignore it. After many tries for the bandages to be removed, only for SpongeBob to interrupt annoyingly, they're removed. The doctor and his nurse faint with glee, but SpongeBob and Squidward are dumbfounded. It turns out that Squidward's injury caused him to become handsome, or a hunk as SpongeBob called him. Soon, all of Bikini Bottom is full of glee and happiness due to Squidward's new face. In fact, it causes a few fish to become better or receive some of their mobility back! (one old lady, not the one SpongeBob saw earlier, was able to walk again after being in a wheelchair...all thanks to Squidward!) Squidward soon obtains a limo, and with SpongeBob, sighs in happiness over his new found fame...for now. Not long after he gets home, everyone in the city crowds around his house, and remain there the whole night. The next morning, they still want him to come out, and he does. As a result, everyone jumps on Squidward, where he's able to escape back into his house. Not long after, his shirt and his Clarinet are stolen. This also adds to the fact that Squidward has no privacy when doing things such as taking a bath. After this, Squidward is tired of the fame, and runs to the Krusty Krab to get SpongeBob for help. With everyone in the city just outside of locked doors that were locked as such due to Mr. Krabs, for some reason, SpongeBob continues to smack the door into Squidward to repeat the very incident that caused Squidward to become handsome in the first place. It does not work, but instead, causes Squidward to become even more handsome. Soon, SpongeBob spots a shoe, (which came off the foot of a fish when Squidward caused him to fly earlier), smash through the roof and moves directly toward Squidward. There is a slow motion scene of SpongeBob pushing Squidward out of the way of the shoe (the shoe hitting SpongeBob and ultimately causing no injury whatsoever) and into a support column of the building. The end result causes Squidward's face to return to normal. Mr. Krabs is upset over the departure of everyone, and tries to get Squidward's face back to its handsome look, but is unsuccessfull.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The song SpongeBob and Patrick sing is in the tune of "Mary had a Little Lamb".
*This is one of the only episodes where SpongeBob and Squidward actually act as close friends. More recently, they've been close friends in some recent episodes post-Hillenburg returning.
*This is the second the Bikini Bottomites were chanting outside Squidwards house. The first was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]
*Squidward was so handsome that miracles happened: he made a man fly, he made a blind [[Harold]] see again, he made Mary stand-up and walk again.
*This is the third episode to feature main characters in true form in the title card. The first episode to do this is [[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]], the second was [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob (Episode)|What Ever Happened to SpongeBob]], and the third was [[Oral Report (Episode)|Oral Report]].
*There are two famous song bits at the end where Squidward becomes more handsome. One of which is from the opera Pagliacci - Vesti la giubba by Ruggero Leoncavallo.
*Despite the title, we see three faces of Squidward. His normal form, the new handsome one, and the super handsome face.
*This is the third time the Bikini Bottomites are the main antagonists. The first and second are [[Squirrel Jokes]] and [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]].
*First time Squidward is the victim of the Bikini Bottomite antagonists.
*Squidward breaks the fourth wall by turning to the camera and saying "Welcome to the Krusty Krab where its almost as if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards", because he is talking to the audience.
*Squidward's super handsome form has become an Internet meme after him falling was looped and set to "Ruined Street" from ''Mega Man 7'' and uploaded to YouTube.

==Transcript and Song==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward|Transcript for The Two Faces of Squidward]]
*[[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]

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The Battle of Bikini Bottom (Episode)

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'''The Battle of Bikini Bottom''' is an Episode from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*Fish re-enacting the battle
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Harold]]
*Customers at the [[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Shubie]]

==Plot==
At the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]] (the same from [[Money Talks (Episode)|Money Talks]] and [[Whale of a Birthday (Episode)|Whale of a Birthday]]), SpongeBob and Patrick are wearing Best Friend shirts with arrows that point east and west, respectively. Before they can buy them, a lady comes next to SpongeBob and Patrick thinks that the lady is SpongeBob's new best friend. Patrick cries and whimpers a lot while SpongeBob tries to explain. Soon, another lady comes next to Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are so freaked out because their Best Friend shirt arrows point to ladies.

They rip up the shirts even though they do not own them and are soon kicked out of the Bikini Bottom Mall and land in a War Fort. It is discovered there that Fish are battling for something (we never know), and Patrick thinks it's about cleanliness and filth resistance. Patrick wants SpongeBob to join him to have filthy germs and dirtiness and never wash again. However, SpongeBob likes clean and soap. Patrick gets very angry at SpongeBob for not joining him to have filth, so he decides to not be his best friend.

At the battleground, SpongeBob and Patrick fight in a cleanliness plight. SpongeBob tries to make Patrick clean including a nail polish, soap bubble water, and brushing teeth. Patrick tries to make SpongeBob dirty by picking noses and place boogers, cover him in dirty things, and give him a really automatic atomic dirty underwear wedgies. They soon roll into the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob hides in the kitchen. Patrick finds him in the kitchen too, and uses his Krabby Patties as squeaky boots while SpongeBob throws onions at him. The battle finally ends at the left of the Krusty Krab. Patrick has a entire one ton garbage can while SpongeBob inflates and increases his size to blow clean soap bubbles at him.

At the same time, Patrick becomes so squeaky clean and SpongeBob comes very dirty. After muttering, they soon like this because it will take a massive amount of cleaning/getting dirty to get them back to being their old selves. Soon, SpongeBob tells the War soldiers that they can be whatever they want in a long speech. Soon, the soldier teams decide to end the war and do "manly" activities like , play hockey, and football or knitting fluffy sweaters.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the first episode where [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] battled each other with weapons. They will get more violent in [[Sand Castles in the Sand (Episode)|Sand Castles in the Sand]].
*The uniforms worn during the battle are similar to the outfits worn in the American Revolution and so is the battle itself.
*The story of the battle is similar to the story about the Hatfields and The McCoys.
*When Patrick yells "Hopping clams!", the closed captioning spelled clams as 'crabs'.
*This is the first episode where Patrick's skin is like a coat. It will be seen like a coat in a future episode, [[Stuck in the Wringer (Episode)|Stuck in the Wringer]].

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Battle of Bikini Bottom|Transcript for The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]

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Episode Transcript: Pest of the West

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Episode Article: [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[SpongeBuck SquarePants]] (debut)
*[[Pecos Patrick]] (debut and unnamed)
*[[Squidward's Western Ancestor]] (debut)
*[[Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor]] (debut)
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]] (debut)
*[[Mrs. Puff's Western Ancestor]] (debut)
*Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch
*Medieval Fish
*Krusty Krab customers
*[[Patrick Revere]]
*Rosie Cheeks
*Funeral Parlor and Ice Cream Parlor order taker
*Cowbones
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

==Dialogue==

===Patchy Segment===

'''Patchy:''' Hi, kids. Today we going to see the SpongeBob special: Pest of the West.

'''Potty:''' Pest of the West.

'''Patchy:''' Yes. (walks to the living room) Now, the TV. (presses a button. Mike from the movie ''Monsters, Inc.'' appears on the television) Not that. (presses another button. A lion appears on TV) Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting. A black and white dinosaur movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a baseball game,then the jungle, then the city. Potty flies over)

'''Potty:''' Let me do it!

===Main Story===
(episode starts at the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob''': Backing up! (walks backward, face to the ground, and imitates a truck backup alarm) Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop...

'''Squidward''': You're better off not knowing.

'''SpongeBob''': ...boop, boop, boop! (flips over and puts a tray on a customer's table) Your Krabby Patty, sir.

'''Customer''': Do you always serve your food this way?

'''SpongeBob''': You mean with a smile? Yes, sir! (Patrick walks in on a pretend horse)

'''Patrick''': Beware! Let it be known to all far and wide, the mollusks are coming! Tally, ho! (Rides around the Krusty Krab) The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming! '''''THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING!'''''

'''SpongeBob''': '''''NOT THE MOLLUSKS!'''''

'''Patrick''': Mollusks? What mollusks?

'''SpongeBob''': There aren't any mollusks coming, are there, Patrick?

'''Patrick''': Nope. I was only pretending to be my famous Great-Great Uncle, Patrick Revere! He rode through the streets warning Bikini Bottom of the coming hordes of ravenous, man-eating mollusks! (a flashback begins with Patrick Revere riding through town)

'''Patrick Revere''': The mollusks are coming! The mollusks are coming!

'''Patrick''': (narrating) It's too bad nobody listened to him.

'''Medieval Fish''': What beeth the deal with ye olde nutcase? (mollusks come in and both medieval fish scream and run off. Flashback ends)

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, Patrick. I didn't know you had a famous relative.

'''Patrick''': Well, the best part about it is, I don't have to accomplish anything in life, because my Uncle already did it for me. Really takes the old pressure off.

'''Mr. Krabs''': That's nothing! My Great-Great Grandpappy Krabs invented the greatest thing since loose change! The Spendthrift Billfold System! Allow me to demonstrate. (pulls out what appears to be a dollar bill from his wallet) Hey SpongeBob, how about a raise?

'''SpongeBob''': Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah-ah-ah! Watch. (pulls on the dollar and a steel jaw trap grabs Mr. Krabs' finger) See?

'''SpongeBob''': Doesn't that hurt?

'''Mr. Krabs''': Every time!

'''SpongeBob''': Gosh, I don't have anyone famous in my family.

'''Patrick''': Oh, well then it's lucky you have me as a famous friend. Or your life would be a hollow shell. (bubble-wipe to see SpongeBob standing by a statue that looks like someone riding a seahorse, covered in jellyfish poop)

'''SpongeBob''': I'll bet you're someone's famous poop-covered ancestor. ''Sigh'' I never realized how sad and empty my life was, until my friends pointed it out. (Sandy jumps in making karate-style movements)

'''Sandy''': '''HI-YAH!'''

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy.

'''Sandy''': Something wrong, SpongeBob? You look sadder than a bullfrog full of sody-pop.

'''SpongeBob''': Do you have any famous relatives, Sandy?

'''Sandy''': I sure do! My great Aunt Rosie Cheeks was the first squirrel to discover oil. At Spindletop, Texas. (flashback begins with a live-action squirrel standing on top of an oil tower)

'''Rosie Cheeks''': She's ready to blow! (oil spurts out of the ground and Rosie jumps away. Flashback ends)

'''SpongeBob''': Seems like everybody in town has a famous relative. Everybody except me.

'''Sandy''': Come on, I'll bet y'all got someone famous in your family tree.

'''SpongeBob''': Well, there was my Uncle Sherm. (pulls out a wallet full of pictures) He could stick an entire watermelon up his nose. (shows a picture of Uncle Sherm with a watermelon in his nose)

'''Sandy''': That's not the kind of famous I mean. Come on. Lets do a little digging around your family tree. (bubble-wipe to Bikini Bottom Library, where Sandy pulls out a book) "Family Histories of Bikini Bottom". (reads from the book) Let's see, SquareHead, SquareShirt, SquarePants... Hey, looky here! (points to a statue of SpongeBob's Great Grandfather in a picture. SpongeBob gasps) It's a statue of SpongeBuck SquarePants!

'''SpongeBob''': I've never even heard of him! He got his own statue?

'''Sandy''': Says here he saved the entire town of Dead Eye Gulch. That's what Bikini Bottom was known as back in the old west days. (cross-fade to Dead Eye Gulch with a train coming into the town; narrating) It was a town that lived under the tyranny of a nasty crook 'til a mysterious stranger came to town. (train stops. SpongeBuck gets off)

'''SpongeBuck SquarePants''': Wow! The big city! Well, time to make my fortune.

'''Sandy''': (narrating) Back in them days, the whole place was run by that no-good galoot, Dead Eye!

'''SpongeBuck''': Shoo-wee! This place sure is big and fancy-like! Gee, willikers! They got an ice cream parlor! (sees a building that says "Dead Eye Funeral Parlor". Camera pans down to another sign reading "Ice Cream Parlor." SpongeBuck walks up to the front) I'll take one scoop of vanilly ice cream, please.

'''Funeral Fish''': You're new here, aren't you?

'''SpongeBuck''': Yep. I just got off from the train.

'''Funeral Fish''': You don't say. (gives SpongeBuck the ice cream. As SpongeBuck licks it, the fish measures SpongeBuck and makes a coffin for him. SpongeBuck exits and notices that some people are looking at him. He looks at them, and the others pull their hats down. SpongeBuck keeps walking and licking until he stops at a place full of music. The music is coming from a place called the Krusty Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' western ancestor''': Business is good today! (SpongeBuck walks in, ringing the bell by the door as he enters. Everyone stops)

'''SpongeBuck''': Howdy do, y'all?

'''Hopalong Tentacles''': Great, another hayseed.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (whispering to Hopalong Tentacles) Charge him double for his drinks.

'''SpongeBuck''': Howdy partner! (sits down) Pardon, but is this stool taken?

'''Western Fish''': Yeah. Some fancy dude just sat in it. (SpongeBuck looks at the stool and smiles)

'''Hopalong''': What can I get you, stranger?

'''SpongeBuck''': Give me a shot... ''of milk''.

'''Hopalong''': Milk?

'''SpongeBuck''': Two percent.

'''Hopalong''': Think you can handle it?

'''SpongeBuck''': I drink this stuff every day. Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! Get ready, Tapey. (laughs and drinks the milk, which spills into his stomach, where a worm named Tapey is living. Yells and falls off the stool) Oh, yeah! Smooth.

'''Hopalong''': Right.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': What brings you to Dead Eye Gulch, stranger?

'''Hopalong''': Strange is right.

'''SpongeBuck''': The name's SpongeBuck. I left home to make my way here in the big city. I'm here for the job. (holds up a paper that says 'Sheriff Wanted')

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Wonderful! You're hired. (Gives him a badge) Hey everybody! Meet our new sheriff! (everyone cheers)

'''SpongeBuck''': Sheriff? I'm not here for the sheriff job. I'm here for the fry cook job. (holds up the same paper but points to a small section that says 'Fry cook wanted Low pay/No Benefits') Back home, I'm known for my rootin'-tootin', never-pootin' chili. The spiciest chili west of the old red barn. (Mr. Krabs' ancestor tries it and spits it out)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No offense, kid. But your chili tastes terrible.

'''SpongeBuck''': In a good way?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No, in a terrible way. Look, we already gave you the badge. And the law of the west says: no take backs!

'''Hopalong''': Since when?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (shushes Hopalong Tenacles) Shhhhhh! (to SpongeBuck) So that means, you're the new sheriff!

'''SpongeBuck''': What happened to the old sheriff?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Uh, he's at Boot Hill. (points out the window to a cemetery with a sign reading "Boot Hill")

'''SpongeBuck''': (gasps) And why is he at Boot Hill?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (points out another window to a full cemetery with a sign saying "Old Dead Tree Hill." There is also a dead tree) Because Old Dead Tree Hill was totally full. (Patrick's ancestor bursts in)

'''Pecos Patrick''': He's a-comin'! Dead Eye's a-comin'!

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Dead Eye?!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor and Hopalong''': Dead Eye?!

'''SpongeBuck''': Who's Dead Eye?

'''Pecos Patrick''': I'll tell you who Dead Eye is! But I shall do it through song. Maestro, if you please. (Hopalong bows, sits at a piano and cracks his knuckles. He is about to play, but then he deposits a coin into the machine. Music starts playing)

'''Song''': "[[Dead Eye]]"

'''Pecos Patrick''': Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purty place
With sweet water and blue sky.
'Til one day a beast come a-riding from the east
By the name of Ol' Dead Eye.
'''Chorus''': That dirty, no-good Dead Eye!
'''Pecos Patrick''': Oh, he's robbed this town,
He's pulled my pants down!
'''Mrs. Puff's western ancestor''': He made all the pretty girls cry! (sobs)
'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': That no-good goon wants my saloon!
And me I.O.U's due tomorrow noon!
If we don't get some help here real soon...
'''Chorus''': We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!
We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!
'''Pecos Patrick''': And if you think that's funny,
Well, let me tell you, sonny,
You won't be laughing when you SEE... (the patrons gasp)
HIS... (another gasp)
BIG... (gasp)
RED... (gasp)
DEAD EYE!
'''Chorus''': Dead Eye!

(on cue, Dead Eye Plankton comes through the door)

'''Dead Eye Plankton''': That's me! Dead Eye Plankton!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Who?

'''Hopalong''': We just sang a whole song about him!

'''Dead Eye''': Well, what are you looking at?! (everyone hides. Dead Eye knocks a chair with a person down, then pulls off Pecos Patrick's clothes)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Aw, again? (Dead Eye flings checkers pieces in the air and flings them at the milk glasses with his whip. Squeeze and Mr. Krabs' ancestor duck)

'''Dead Eye''': Get up you two! I'm here for my... money, Krabs (dips a coin in milk and bites on it).

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': (laughs nervously) What? How am I supposed to keep the deed to me saloon if you keep taking all me mortgage payments? I'm going broke here! (Dead Eye bends the coin)

'''Dead Eye''': That's the idea! (laughs) I thought we were all clear on that.

'''Mr. Krabs' Ancestor''': Oh, yeah. (hands Dead Eye a bag of money)

'''Dead Eye''': I'll be back at high noon tomorrow for the deed!

'''SpongeBuck''': Hey! That's not your money!

'''Dead Eye''': WHO SAID THAT?! (Mr. Krabs' ancestor points at SpongeBuck and everyone runs away) Well, last time I checked, this town was Dead Eye Gulch, not Yokelburg! (laughs) Yokelburg... (laughs again) Who are you anyway?

'''SpongeBuck''': I'm SpongeBuck, the new sheriff. Want some chili?

'''Dead Eye''': Sheriff! (knocks down SpongeBuck's chili) 'Round these parts we call them coffin jockeys!

'''SpongeBuck''': Coffin jockeys?! (runs over to Mr. Krabs' ancestor) You didn't say anything about that! (exits)

'''Dead Eye''': (pulls out a pocket watch) That must be a new record for running off a sheriff.

'''SpongeBuck''': (pretending to ride a coffin as if it were a horse) Hope I haven't missed the first post. Whoa, girl! (coffin neighs like a horse)

'''Dead Eye''': Where do you get these guys? (Mr. Krabs' ancestor shrugs) All right, kid. I'm going to make it simple for you. I'm a villain, got it?

'''SpongeBuck''': Uh huh.

'''Dead Eye''': And this town ain't big enough for the both of us! Understand?

'''SpongeBuck''': Yep.

'''Dead Eye''': So, vamoose! Or we're going to have to settle this western-style at high noon, savvy?

'''SpongeBuck''': Sounds great!

'''Dead Eye''': You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

'''SpongeBuck''': Nope.

'''Dead Eye''': (sighs and cracks whip at SpongeBuck. The coffin runs away, carrying SpongeBuck with it) And stay out! (checks his watch again) Hey, only three seconds off my record! (everyone is looking at Dead Eye) What are you hayseeds looking at? (cracks whip and everyone screams and runs away) Git! Get out of here!

'''Western Fish #2''': What's gonna happen to the town now, pa?

'''Western Fish #3''': I ain't your pa. (both scream and run away)

'''Dead Eye''': I love this town! (laughs evilly and cracks his whip at the camera. In the desert, SpongeBuck is still riding the coffin like a horse)

'''SpongeBuck''': Whoa, gal, whoa! Whoa! (trips on a rock) Looks like the end of the trail. We're out of food... (shows his arm, with no hand) ...water, and lip balm! (lip balm turns to dust. SpongeBuck's lips crack and break off) I'm sorry old Pine! Guess I'm gonna have to put you out of your misery! (takes out a saw) So long, old friend! (he is about to saw coffin in half)

'''Cowbone''': Hey, buddy, better be careful. Heat does funny things to your head.

'''SpongeBuck''': It does?

'''Cowbone #2''': Oh, don't listen to that guy, kid! He's looney! (both laugh. SpongeBuck joins in and then sees Pecos Patrick also laughing)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Oh, hey SpongeBuck! Those guys are a barrel of laughs, huh? But lazy! Anyway, you've got to get back and save the town, sheriff!

'''SpongeBuck''': I ain't no sheriff. Or fry cook or even coffin jockey, and I'm no match for Dead Eye Plankton! I'm nothing. (Pecos Patrick slaps him)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Out west, a man gets right back up on his coffin and faces his problems with the help of his idiot sidekick friend! That's me! (cut to a crudely-drawn picture of Pecos Patrick saying "Duuhh")

'''SpongeBuck''': I don't know... (Pecos Patrick slaps him again) Okay, okay! I'll do it! Just stop hurting me! Besides, you're right! It's time I looked fate in the eye! So, I'll go back to Dead Eye Gulch, whip Plankton, and save the town at high noon!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Hop on, buddy! (SpongeBuck gets on Pecos Patrick's double-wide coffin)

'''SpongeBuck''': Thanks, idiot friend! But I don't know how we'll ever get back to Dead Eye Gulch by high noon.

'''Pecos Patrick''': Don't worry. I got a short cut. He-ya! (starts riding coffin, which rides them off a cliff. Both land on a cactus, yell in pain and jump very high in the direction of Dead Eye Gulch. There we see a carriage riding around town, with the ancestors of both Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs, as well as Hopalong Tentacles, inside)

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Why are we going so fast?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': 'Cause without a sheriff, Dead Eye won't stop until he has the clothes off our backs! (Dead Eye is in the road)

'''Dead Eye''': (laughs evilly) Great idea! (whipping is heard. Bubble-wipe to Mr. Krabs' ancestor, Mrs. Puff's ancestor, and Hopalong Tentacles. They have been stripped down to their underclothes) Okay, let's see... (checking off a list) Personal possessions, clothes off your backs... That should about do it! Look, I'm just going to drop off all my new stuff at the bank. I'll be back at high noon to rub my victory in your face with a little dance. (starts dancing) Uh huh, waa-waa! Uh huh, waa-waa!

'''Hopalong''': I gotta admit, he's got skills.

'''Dead Eye''': That's right! And when I take the deed to your saloon, Krabs, I'll own every building in town! And you'll all have to work for me the rest of your miserable lives! (laughs but then coughs) Swallowed a bug! I hate that. It totally ruins an evil laugh. Yee-haw! (rides off)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': So, that's it.

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': We lost.

'''Hopalong''': I don't know how it could get any worse. (SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick come screaming to the ground)

'''SpongeBuck''': Hi, guys! I'm back in the nick of time!

'''Pecos Patrick''': We're heroes!

'''Hopalong''': You're morons!

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': It's too late. Plankton's taken everything!

'''SpongeBuck''': But it's only 11:55. The final showdown always takes place at high noon.

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Well, I guess the early bird gets the worm.

'''Hopalong''': ''And'' all our stuff.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': And me money! (sniffs sadly) Me beautiful, beautiful money!

'''SpongeBuck''': You can't give up! Before I came here, I would've given up, too. But in the short 20 minutes I've known you, I've come to love Dead Eye Gulch.

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Could you get to the point? We're freezing!

'''SpongeBuck''': What I'm a-sayin' is: if we all team up together, we can stand up to Dead Eye Plankton, and run him right out of Dead Eye Gulch for good! So, what do you say?

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Well, I think we all know the answer.

'''Everyone but SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick''': Forget it, SpongeBuck!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Why are you all standing in your pajamas? No, don't tell me. Oh, I know! You're throwing a slumber party! (strips to his pajamas and brandishes a pillow) Pillow fight! (whacks Hopalong with his pillow. Laughs, then whacks SpongeBuck)

'''SpongeBuck''': That pillow sure packs a wallop!

'''Pecos Patrick''': It's made out of wood, (Pulls out a wooden log inside the pillow) like all pillows in the old west. Round 2?

'''SpongeBuck''': I do believe I'd sit this one out.

'''Pecos Patrick''': Looks like it's just you and me, kid. (whacks himself with the log)

'''SpongeBuck''': Come on, guys! We can do this! If we work together!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': No offense, kid. But your advice is as terrible as your chili.

'''SpongeBuck''': I don't blame you for losing faith. I lost faith too. But then, I discovered the love of my new idiot friend. And together we've come far. So I'm sure with all of us working together in idiot friendship, we can beat Dead Eye and save the town! So let's huddle up and make a plan, together! (whispers)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Uh huh... (SpongeBuck whispers again) Uh huh, uh huh... (SpongeBuck whispers a third time

'''Hopalong''': Uh, SpongeBuck, why do you keep saying "bzbzbzbzbzbzb"?

'''SpongeBuck''': Umm...

'''Hopalong''': You don't have a plan, do you?

'''SpongeBuck''': No. To be honest, I didn't think I'd get this far. (everyone groans) But I know we can beat him! If we just work together!

'''Dead Eye''': Oh, I am terrified.

'''All''': Dead Eye Plankton?!

'''Dead Eye''': So, fry cook, you're back! And all alone.

'''SpongeBuck''': You wish, Dead Eye! We are united! Right, g-- Hey! (sees all of SpongeBuck's friends hiding at the Krusty Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': We're right behind you boy! WAY, ''WAY'' behind you!

'''Dead Eye''': So, it's come to this. Mano y mano.

'''SpongeBuck''': Well, you can hold the mano, because it's come down to you and me!

'''Dead Eye''': Well, well, well, look at the time! High noon! (a clock strikes 12:00. Dead Eye and SpongeBuck walk toward each other until SpongeBuck steps on Dead Eye) Ow! (everyone who was hiding look at SpongeBuck, then come out and cheer) I hate all of you!

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Can I try?

'''Dead Eye''': You can't do this! (steps on Dead Eye)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Three yee-haws for SpongeBuck!

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yee-haw! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Kantina, where Mr. Krabs' ancestor is holding a line for patrons to step on Dead Eye)

'''Mr. Krabs''': Step right up, folks! Just a dollar to stomp on ol' Dead Eye Plankton! (several patrons give a dollar each)

'''Dead Eye''': (we see the patrons stepping on him) Ah! Ouch! Ooh!

'''Mrs. Puff's ancestor''': Take that, you no-good little varmint!

'''Dead Eye''': I have a lot of money! (gets stepped on)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Well, sheriff, you beat Dead Eye Plankton and saved the town. (SpongeBuck drinks a glass of milk, but Pecos Patrick spills his. Both say "Ahh" in contentment)

'''SpongeBuck''': You forgot the most important part. I discovered the power of idiot friendship. (a crudely-drawn picture of them both going "Duuh" is displayed)

'''Pecos Patrick''': Come with me, I want to show you something. (bubble-wipe to outside the Kantina)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Thank you, sheriff SpongeBuck, for saving our town. And for stepping on that little varmint.

'''Dead Eye''': History will vindicate me! (gets stepped on by Pecos Patrick)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': We melted down Plankton's gold and made a statue in your honor. (pulls off a sheet revealing a golden statue of SpongeBuck on a coffin)

'''Citizens of Dead Eye Gulch''': Oooh!

'''Hopalong''': I liked my design better. (shows a piece of paper with his idea on it. The drawing is actually of himself)

'''Mr. Krabs' ancestor''': Sorry about the whole tricking you into being sheriff thing. And to make it up to you, I've got a new badge for you. If you'll take it. (puts another badge reading "Fry Cook" on SpongeBuck)

'''SpongeBuck''': Wow! Fry cook! (everyone starts clapping) Thank you, good people of Bikini Gulch! The statue is truly amazing! Maybe a little too heavy in the hindquarters, but still, if I ever have a Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, I'd want him to look at this and say "Hey! I'm proud of my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!"

'''Citizens of Bikini Gulch''': Aaw!

'''Western Fish #4''': Say seaweed! (picture is taken and the episode returns to the present day)

'''SpongeBob''': So my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa SpongeBuck saved the town of Bikini Gulch and everyone in it! I wonder what happened to the statue of my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. (Sandy and SpongeBob walk out of the library) It was much better than that one we have now. (both walk by the statue SpongeBob saw earlier)

'''Sandy''': Yeah, and it's covered in jellyfish poop.

'''SpongeBob''': Wait a minute! (goes over and starts to pick at the jellyfish poop)

'''Sandy''': Gross! Don't touch that, SpongeBob! Eeew! What are you doing?! (SpongeBob wipes the poop off the statue to reveal gold) That boy ain't hooked up right.

'''SpongeBob''': Look, Sandy!

'''Sandy''': Huh? (the statue is revealed to be the SpongeBuck statue)

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBuck was here all along! Sorry Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. I didn't recognize you all covered in poop.

'''Sandy''': Wow!

'''SpongeBob''': I've got a lot to live up to. Maybe one day people will know the name SpongeBob SquarePants!

'''Sandy''': Keep dreaming, SpongeBob. Keep dreaming. (fade to black. Fade in to the Krusty Kantina where SpongeBuck is on stage, riding a coffin, while Hopalong plays the piano)

'''SpongeBuck''': Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight! Featuring my new best pal, this guy! (Pecos Patrick gets on stage, also riding a coffin) He's an idiot! (everyone cheers)

'''Pecos Patrick''': So, what are we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?

'''SpongeBuck''': We're gonna sing a song about friends!

'''Pecos Patrick''': What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?

'''SpongeBuck''': Well, listen up and I'll tell you!

'''Song:''' "[[Idiot Friends]]"
'''SpongeBuck''': Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
'''Skull Chorus''': Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''': Who picks you up and slaps you all around?
'''Flower Chorus''': Idiot Friends!
'''SpongeBuck''': Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?
'''Pecos Patrick''': Idiot Friends,
Idiot Friends,
'''All''': Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''': Duh, duh duh duh du duh duh do.
'''All''': Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''': Dah de da da da da da do.
'''All''': Idiot Friends!
'''Pecos Patrick''': De da da da-doodle, duh do.

'''Pecos Patrick''': You know SpongeBuck, all we've been singing about is what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me? (Dead Eye pulls his pants down and laughs evilly)

'''SpongeBuck''': Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

'''Pecos Patrick''': Thanks, buddy!

'''Dead Eye''': Curses!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Only and idiot friend would do that!

'''SpongeBuck''': Let's bring it home, idiot friend!

'''Pecos Patrick''': Okay.

(the music begins)

'''SpongeBuck''': Who lets you ride on his coffin,
'''Pecos Patrick''': Slaps you hard and often?
'''SpongeBuck''': What do you and me have in common?
'''Both''': We're idiot friends!

(everyone cheers)

'''SpongeBuck''': Thank you, thank you very much.

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Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:48:19Z

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{{EpInfo|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob|94b.jpg|94b|5|August 3, 2007|Blackened Sponge|The Inmates of Summer}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob''' is an episode of [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**alter ego [[Fry Boy]] (debut)
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
**alter ego [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Professor Plankton]] (debut)
*[[Karen]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[ManRay]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Tyler]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob convinces Mr. Krabs to sell use Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab has things such as a play pen,Mermaid Man themed kids meal, and the employees dressed up. Plankton goes to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as a Door to Door salesman. He erases their minds by applying mind control shampoo. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go to the Krusty Krab for a press confrence. Plankton hides in Mermaid Man's brain to make him say he hates Krabby Patties and would rather eat at the Chum Bucket. Everyone follows them out to the Chum Bucket but SpongeBob knows it is Plankton controlling it. He feeds them Krabby Patties to try and make them come back but then realizes that they need fiber. This makes them able to remember again and they go back to the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Plankton could have just stolen the formula when the crowd was in the [[Krusty Krab]].
*Plankton said he had nothing to serve but in other episodes he is always ready to serve.
*Chummy Joes are a reference to Sloppy Joes.
*In the commercial, the kids meal was [[Krusty Kids Meal]], but [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] says Krabby Kids Meal.
*Squidward said the [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] were for a pair of twins birthday party, but all the kids look different. There are 2 explanation: either they were fraternal twins, or Squidward read the card wrong.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob|Transcript for Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]

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Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:48:02Z

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{{EpInfo|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob|94b.jpg|94b|5|August 3, 2007|Blackened Sponge|The Inmates of Summer}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob''' is an episode of [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**alter ego [[Fry Boy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
**alter ego [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Professor Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[ManRay]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Tyler]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob convinces Mr. Krabs to sell use Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab has things such as a play pen,Mermaid Man themed kids meal, and the employees dressed up. Plankton goes to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as a Door to Door salesman. He erases their minds by applying mind control shampoo. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go to the Krusty Krab for a press confrence. Plankton hides in Mermaid Man's brain to make him say he hates Krabby Patties and would rather eat at the Chum Bucket. Everyone follows them out to the Chum Bucket but SpongeBob knows it is Plankton controlling it. He feeds them Krabby Patties to try and make them come back but then realizes that they need fiber. This makes them able to remember again and they go back to the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Plankton could have just stolen the formula when the crowd was in the [[Krusty Krab]].
*Plankton said he had nothing to serve but in other episodes he is always ready to serve.
*Chummy Joes are a reference to Sloppy Joes.
*In the commercial, the kids meal was [[Krusty Kids Meal]], but [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] says Krabby Kids Meal.
*Squidward said the [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] were for a pair of twins birthday party, but all the kids look different. There are 2 explanation: either they were fraternal twins, or Squidward read the card wrong.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob|Transcript for Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]

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Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:47:38Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob|94b.jpg|94b|5|August 3, 2007|Blackened Sponge|The Inmates of Summer}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob''' is an episode of [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**(alter ego [[Fry Boy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
**alter ego [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Professor Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[ManRay]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Tyler]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob convinces Mr. Krabs to sell use Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab has things such as a play pen,Mermaid Man themed kids meal, and the employees dressed up. Plankton goes to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as a Door to Door salesman. He erases their minds by applying mind control shampoo. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go to the Krusty Krab for a press confrence. Plankton hides in Mermaid Man's brain to make him say he hates Krabby Patties and would rather eat at the Chum Bucket. Everyone follows them out to the Chum Bucket but SpongeBob knows it is Plankton controlling it. He feeds them Krabby Patties to try and make them come back but then realizes that they need fiber. This makes them able to remember again and they go back to the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Plankton could have just stolen the formula when the crowd was in the [[Krusty Krab]].
*Plankton said he had nothing to serve but in other episodes he is always ready to serve.
*Chummy Joes are a reference to Sloppy Joes.
*In the commercial, the kids meal was [[Krusty Kids Meal]], but [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] says Krabby Kids Meal.
*Squidward said the [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] were for a pair of twins birthday party, but all the kids look different. There are 2 explanation: either they were fraternal twins, or Squidward read the card wrong.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob|Transcript for Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]

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Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:45:12Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob|94b.jpg|94b|5|August 3, 2007|Blackened Sponge|The Inmates of Summer}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
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'''Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob''' is an episode of [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**after ego [[Fry Boy]]) (debut)
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
**alter ego [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Professor Plankton]] (debut)
*[[Karen]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[ManRay]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Tyler]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob convinces Mr. Krabs to sell use Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab has things such as a play pen,Mermaid Man themed kids meal, and the employees dressed up. Plankton goes to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as a Door to Door salesman. He erases their minds by applying mind control shampoo. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go to the Krusty Krab for a press confrence. Plankton hides in Mermaid Man's brain to make him say he hates Krabby Patties and would rather eat at the Chum Bucket. Everyone follows them out to the Chum Bucket but SpongeBob knows it is Plankton controlling it. He feeds them Krabby Patties to try and make them come back but then realizes that they need fiber. This makes them able to remember again and they go back to the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Plankton could have just stolen the formula when the crowd was in the [[Krusty Krab]].
*Plankton said he had nothing to serve but in other episodes he is always ready to serve.
*Chummy Joes are a reference to Sloppy Joes.
*In the commercial, the kids meal was [[Krusty Kids Meal]], but [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] says Krabby Kids Meal.
*Squidward said the [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] were for a pair of twins birthday party, but all the kids look different. There are 2 explanation: either they were fraternal twins, or Squidward read the card wrong.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob|Transcript for Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]

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Episode Transcript: BlackJack

2022-12-04T21:41:11Z

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Episode Article: [[BlackJack]]

==Characters==
*[[French Narrator]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**Daydream SpongeBob
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
**Daydream Maragret
*[[Father SquarePants]]
**Daydream Harold
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
**Daydream BlackJack
*[[Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants]]
*[[BlackJack's worm]] (only appearance)

==Dialogue==

(an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob’s door) 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. (throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth) Hm, can't read the return address. (tears the envelope open) Maybe this will shed some light. (reads the paper) Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin Blackjack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. Blackjack. (end of letter) Cousin Blackjack's out of prison?! 

'''Gary''': Mao? 

'''SpongeBob''': That's right, Gary! The cousin Blackjack! The same cousin Blackjack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids. (flashback to SpongeBob with a bow tie and blue hat on) 

'''Blackjack''': (laughing) Come on, little man. Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why should we? 

'''Blackjack''': Because it'll show what a little man you are. (spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback) 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary. 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. (imagines Blackjack as a giant) Hi,
SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. (laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in
half then laughs some more) That brute has my parents. I gotta get over there. (puts his clothes in a suitcase) Gary, I
don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back. 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. (wipes his eyes with a
pair of underwear. Cut to SpongeBob’s parents house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and
plastic) Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross?" Is that police tape? There's
only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face
Blackjack, you've got to be as tough as nails. (forces himself inside the house) Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in
plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here?(walks
forward a little) What's this? Blackjack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents?
(imagines parents watching TV) 

'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you what with you in the office all hours of the
day. (Mr. SquarePants snorts. Blackjack busts down the door and laughs) I got a new outfit for ya. (both parents are
whimpering) 

'''SpongeBob''': That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. (reads note)
SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm gonna do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy.
Blackjack. (end of note) He's gonna get Grandma, too! I have to stop him. (cut to Grandma's house) Grandma! Where are
you? Are you ok? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? (sees a gingerbread man on a plate) Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you
to a crisp. Oh, that animal! (sobs) 

'''Grandma''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond? 

'''Grandma''': Well, if you mean from beyond the kitchen table, yes. You're just in time. I've baked a fresh batch of
gingerbread men. 

'''SpongeBob''': But where's Blackjack? 

'''Grandma''': Oh, Blackjack just called and left a message for you. He couldn't make it because he's got some loose ends to tie up. 

'''SpongeBob''': Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up? 

'''Grandma''': And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. (SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a
boiler by Blackjack) And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess. 

'''SpongeBob''': Cleaning up the mess? (face deflates) I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Cap'N Blue's. He'll know what to
do. (runs to Cap’N Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower) Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need your
help. 

'''Uncle''': Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob SquarePants. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. (shakes SpongeBob's hand but tears his arm
off in the process) 

'''SpongeBob''': I need you to help me rescue my parents. 

'''Uncle''': Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. (hands
back his arm. SpongeBob mows the lawn) 

'''Narrator''': 346 minutes later. 

'''SpongeBob''': Uncle Cap’N Blue, I need to help my parents. They're in danger. 

'''Uncle''': (turns off the mixer) What? You want to build a fence? (laughs) The boy came to work. 

'''SpongeBob''': Actually, I came to try to find my... 

'''Uncle''': (shoves wooden boards, hammers, and nails in SpongeBob’s face) And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam
juice smoothie to refresh you. (drinks the smoothie out of the mixer) Ah. (SpongeBob builds a fence all the way around
Uncle Cap’N Blue's property) (over speaker) And how many candles you burning out there? Over. (indistinct speech and static) Do you copy? Over? (tries turning the knob) Copy? Do you copy? 

'''SpongeBob''': Uncle Cap’N Blue, Uncle Cap’N Blue? Please help me. 

'''Uncle''': Well, of course you can. (SpongeBob cuts off some coral trees, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done,
it's nighttime) 

'''Narrator''': Much, much, much later. 

'''SpongeBob''': (SpongeBob uses his tongue to crawl to Uncle Cap'n Blue's house. Yells) I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!*** 

'''Uncle''': Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? (SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall) 

'''SpongeBob''': Listen, Uncle Cap’N Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house. 

'''Uncle''': They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid. 

'''SpongeBob''': That's why we have to rescue them now! 

'''Uncle''': Whoa there, Little Bobby. No can do. 

'''SpongeBob''': But Uncle Cap’N Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you. 

'''Uncle''': No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? 

'''SpongeBob''': You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set? 

'''Uncle''': Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to Blackjack's right now. (SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers) Just try to relax until we get there. (drives 20 feet and stops) There it is. We're here. (SpongeBob gets out) Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. (SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Cap’N Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob) 

'''SpongeBob''': Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. (grabs the door handle to knock but is tapped on the shoulder by his Uncle in a thought cloud) 

'''Uncle''': Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? (SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and Blackjack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams) 

'''SpongeBob''': Uncle Cap'n Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. (Mrs. SquarePants screams) Mother! (runs through the
door) Mom? 

'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Help me! 

'''SpongeBob''': They're trapped in the basement. (runs down into the basement) Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here. 

'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party. 

'''SpongeBob''': Party? 

'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, why yes. We're celebrating your Cousin Blackjack's release from prison. 

'''Mr. SquarePants''': Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame... 

'''Mrs. SquarePants''': I told you, Harold, that was the fumigator's fault. 

'''SpongeBob''': The fumigator's? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house. 

'''Mr. SquarePants''': The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill. But they
should be gone by now. 

'''SpongeBob''': So you two aren't being tortured by Cousin Blackjack? 

'''Mr. SquarePants''': No, SpongeBob. Your Cousin Blackjack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter. 

'''Blackjack''': That's right, little man. 

'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, well here comes the man of the hour now. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. (SpongeBob’s eyes break) 

'''Blackjack''': Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle? 

'''SpongeBob''': (whimpering) To quiver. (hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head) 

'''Blackjack''': I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. (laughs) 

'''SpongeBob''': (whimpering) Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time. That's it! I am not gonna take this anymore! I am putting my foot down! You wanna tussle? Well, let's tussle it up! (Cousin Blackjack runs at SpongeBob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of SpongeBob’s foot) Cousin Blackjack? 

'''Blackjack''': In the living flesh. (grunts as he takes off SpongeBob’s shoe and punches his big toe) 

'''SpongeBob''': That tickles. 

'''Blackjack''': Just like the old days, eh, cousin? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Blackjack, you haven't changed a bit. (everyone laughs)

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Picture Day (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:38:01Z

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{{EpInfo|Picture Day|93a.jpg|93a|5|August 2, 2007|Atlantis SquarePantis|Pat No Pay}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
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'''Picture Day''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Photographer]] (debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*[[The Pink Fish]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Billy]]
*Teenagers
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*Alarmy

==Plot==
SpongeBob wakes up in the morning and tells Gary that it is 'Picture Day'. SpongeBob then gets up and gets ready, and leaves his house with an umbrella. He says that he would love to talk to Squidward, but he can not because it is Picture Day. Then, after that, the garbage pick ups SpongeBob and put him in the trash! So SpongeBob runs back inside and cleans up. SpongeBob leaves and gets close to the boating school until he hears screaming and people are running away because teenagers are throwing balloons filled with Tomato Ketchup. One fish gets hit, and warns SpongeBob. Then a teenager comes past and tries to hit SpongeBob regardless of what SpongeBob has to say. More teenagers run towards SpongeBob but he hides on top of a hot dog restaurant.

Although SpongeBob was slightly saved, an old man squirts ketchup on SpongeBob. SpongeBob goes back home again, but puts on [[Sponge Gloss]], a special cream that makes him look shiny. SpongeBob goes outside and dodges more people, until he can see the school in the distance. The sun then comes out, shines on the Sponge Gloss, reflects on a truck driver's eyes, which causes him to crash and water falls on SpongeBob, thus making the Sponge Gloss wash off. SpongeBob says that it is only water, but another truck crashes and stamps stick to him, then another truck crashes and oatmeal falls on him. Finally another truck crashes and glue gets all over him!

After that incident, SpongeBob takes a shower. Patrick enters SpongeBob's house and asks to borrow some jelly. SpongeBob allows him to, so he licks up all the jelly in the jar. SpongeBob then has an idea, and he jumps in the jar saying that he will be protected from all the dirty debris around [[Bikini Bottom]]. Patrick successfully arrives at the boating school although Patrick questions the jar and says "What did I bring jelly for?” Patrick pours SpongeBob on a peanut butter taco which makes SpongeBob cry.

Patrick then tells SpongeBob to get out of the taco but SpongeBob explains to Patrick that all he wanted was for him to have a good photo, and not be remembered as the guy with peanut butter and taco shells. After, we see Mrs. Puff taking SpongeBob in and we see another person getting their photo taken. SpongeBob is the last person to have his photo taken and SpongeBob asks Mrs. Puff to clean up although he was not able to. SpongeBob is still crying and he cries when he says cheese. So the photographer tries to cheer SpongeBob up, cleanses up SpongeBob and puts an outfit on him. SpongeBob still cries so the photographer grabs [[Pearlie]], puts it in SpongeBob's mouth and it automatically smiles. After, SpongeBob looks back at his photo book with him wearing Pearlie on his teeth.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the only appearance of the "[[Sponge Gloss]]".
*A gag in this episode is that SpongeBob takes a shower with his clothes on.
*SpongeBob has big teeth from [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]] and [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]], but now in this episode he has [[Pearlie]].
*SpongeBob says that someday he will graduate from boating school. This means that he doesn't know that he will never learn how to drive forever.
*It is assumed that the photographer may be Polish, Austrian, or German.
*The [[Photographer]] is almost certainly a reference to the "Be a Man" scene from the B-movie Julien Donkey Boy where the father sprays the son with a hose and tells him to "quit that moody brooding" and that "a winner doesn't shiver" in an Austrian like accent. Much like the photographer spraying down SpongeBob and telling him to "quit that moody brooding" and that "a winner doesn't shnivel" in a similar accent.
*When [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is taking the picture, he is wearing a green suit but in the picturebook, he is not.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Picture Day|Transcript for Picture Day]]

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Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)

2022-12-04T21:36:08Z

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<nowiki></nowiki>{{EpInfo|Atlantis SquarePantis|Atlantis SquarePantis.jpg|92, Movie|Season 5|12.11.2007|Le Big Switch|Picture Day}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Atlantis SquarePantis''' is a TV movie from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Info==

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[The Oldest Living Bubble|The World's Oldest Living Bubble]] (debut)
*[[Lord Royal Highness]] (debut)
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Eugene H. Krabs]]
*[[Gary]]'s Snail Friends
*[[SpongeGar]] (cameo)
*[[Patar]] (cameo)
*[[Squog]] (cameo)
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[The Three Aliens]] (debut)
*[[Reggaeton Group|Reggaeton Group]]
*[[Ghetto Playerz|Ghetto Playerz]]
*[[J. Alvarez|J. Alvarez]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[Jellyfish Cave|Cave]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Museum
*[[Atlantis]] (debut)

===Songs===
*[[I Will Try (Song)|I Will Try]]
*[[Our Favorite Things (Song)|Our Favorite Things]]
*[[I'm Patrick]]
*[[All This Money (Song)|All This Money]]
*[[The Germ Warrior (Song)|The Germ Warrior]]
*[[So Many Weapons (Song)|So Many Weapons]]
*[[Pick up a Pencil (Song)|Pick up a Pencil]]
*[[Back in Encino (Song)|Back in Encino]]
*[[Goodbye Atlantis (Song)|Goodbye Atlantis]]

==Places==
*[[Encino]]
*[[Krusty Krbs]]
*[[Patchy's House]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields blowing bubbles. Patrick tries to take pictures of the bubbles, but cannot as the camera is too slow. Patrick blames the camera and stomps on it, but SpongeBob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows a bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. SpongeBob and Patrick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave, miles from Bikini Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half of the Atlantean Amulet. SpongeBob notices the letters "ANTIS" on the side. Patrick concludes that the amulet probably belonged to SpongeBob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SquarePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is.

Later, Squidward, who had been visiting the museum at the time, accuses SpongeBob and Patrick of stealing the Atlantian Amulet as he saw the half SpongeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the amulet is still on its platform, that SpongeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for eons. Sandy, who was at the museum as well, says that when the two pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses that history of Atlantis, Mr. Krabs joins them, after performing an unsuccessful scam earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the two halves, as they are all very eager to see Atlantis.

A bus-like van then falls from the sky, which is the key to Atlantis. However, the automated computer aboard says that "song fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone sings to make the bus move, with SpongeBob singing about the World's oldest living bubble in Atlantis, Mr. Krabs about money, Sandy about science, and Squidward about Art, they unfortunately do not realize Plankton is on the bus, intending to use Atlantis's superior weapons, on them, and the Atlanteans to become king of the city. Everybody sings about what they want to see in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patrick, when he interrupts Squidward's musical number. They crash land in Atlantis on a topiary garden, and the king, Lord Royal Highness, gives them a tour of the Atlantean Empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons. As they travel into the treasure, science, and art rooms, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward respectively decide they want to stay in Atlantis as one room had more than anything they could ever get in Bikini Bottom.
[[Image:Atlantis.jpg|thumb|Atlantis © Viacom]] SpongeBob and Patrick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. Lord Royal Highness leaves them alone in the room so that he could prepare dinner for them. However, disaster strikes when Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and it pops. At dinner, SpongeBob and Patrick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal Highness finds out, admit they popped the bubble, ready to receive their punishment.

Lord Royal Highness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble they popped was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal, and Patrick takes a picture, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a tank he found, which really only fires ice cream. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking speck" would make a much better replacement for the bubble.As soon the group left, The LRH told one of the guard's to get rid of the coin so, they can never come back. Then he said. "I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier." The group then goes back home and everyone except SpongeBob cries because they wanted to stay in Atlantis.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The title card music is the main title from Lawrence of Arabia, composed and performed by Maurice Jarre.
*[[Guest Stars|David Bowie]] guest voices as Lord Royal Highness.
*When Squidward is singing his song, you see [[SpongeGar]], [[Patar]], and [[Squog]] for a short time.
*The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including:
**''Dance Dance Revolution'' series
**''Super Mario Bros.'' (warp pipe)
**''Dr. Mario''
**''Bubble Bobble''
**''Street Fighter'' (logo)
**This marks the first appearance of The Three Aliens.
*Squidward saying Atlantis’s streets are made of gold and the lamps are made of diamonds is a reference to the afterlife in Heaven where the Bible says that Heaven’s streets are made of Gold, and the Gates are made of Pearls.
*The drawing of the people from Atlantis is very similar to the drawings on The Beatles' movie ''Yellow Submarine''.
*This is the first 60 minute episode/TV movie.
*SpongeBob dropped his bubble-blowing wand when he discovered that he and Patrick were inside the bubble, floating away. In the next shot, however, it is gone.
*The word "Atlantis" engraved into the amulet is first seen at the top of the amulet, but all shots shot after the amulet is joined together show the writing on the bottom left side of the amulet.
*This episode has the most songs total with 8 songs.
*There are no female Atlanteans. Atlanteans may have no gender.
*Squidward was in many famous artworks:
**American Gothic
**The Persistence of Memory
**The Eiffel Tower
**The Creation of Adam
**Duchamp's urinal
**Nighthawks
**Cubist work
**Surrealist work
**Van Gogh's Starry Night
**Venice Italy
*Atlanteans are probably aliens. L.R.H. mentions a mother planet in the scene with destroying of the bubble.
*The premiere of this episode drew 8 million views. The highest amount of views in the show's then-15-year history.
*The German Title means "SpongeBob's Atlantic Adventure".
*Lord Royal Highness calls Sandy "Sandra" during the dining scene.
*Sandy has used Squidward as a gun, Patrick as a Boomerang, SpongeBob as a shield and Mr. Krabs a grass cutter, which inspired the many combat moves in the ''Atlantis Squarepantis Game'' for the Nintendo DS.
*The plot of 5 sea creatures going into a Paradise is a reference to the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
*Notice in the beginning of the germ-fighting scene, the words "NICKELODEON 1991" are seen at the bottom.
*This is the only episode/TV movie where Atlantis is futuristic. In other episodes, it looks like Mount Olympus in Greece.
*[[Patchy]] misses Encino a lot in this episode.
*Patchy's dial tone is the end of the SpongeBob Theme.
*Patchy starts the episode stuck in traffic. But when he thinks he's home at last, [[Encino]] is gone!
*When Squidward jumped in the paintings it's similar to 1996 Nintendo 64 game ''Super Mario 64'' and its DS sequel, ''Super Mario 64 DS''.
*When Patchy says "Uh oh, here come the hallucinations," how does he not know that Encino was still gone?
*This is the 1st time Patchy meets SpongeBob. The 2nd time was [[Truth or Square?]]
*Despite being dubbed to Hebrew in the studios, this episode was forbidden to be broadcast in Israel due to either copyright issues or negative feedback.
*After the credits roll, the textless title card, theme song, and closing credits play. Surprisingly, the textless theme song has an English dub. (Prime Video only)
==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Transcript for Atlantis SquarePantis]]

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[[de:SpongeBobs atlantisches Abenteuer (Episode)]]

==See Also==
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (DVD)]]
*[[Atlantis]]
*[[Atlantean Amulet]]

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The Gift of Gum (Episode)

2022-12-04T16:12:27Z

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{{EpInfo|The Gift of Gum|Titlecard-The Gift of Gum.jpg|80b|4/2006|February 19, 2007|Best Day Ever|Friend or Foe?}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''The Gift of Gum''' is the last episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*Bikini Bottomites
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Truck Driver]]
*[[Robo 2.1]] (only appearance)
*[[Gummy]]
*[[King Neptune]] (mentioned)

===Places===
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
===Songs===
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]

==Plot==
On one of the holidays they presumably made up; Best Friend's Day, SpongeBob gives Patrick a robo-butler, and Patrick gives SpongeBob a wad of used gum he has amassed over his entire lifetime (fondly referred to as "Gummy"), and SpongeBob finds it a better gift than his own. However, when he takes it home, it starts to scare him including a segment where a pair of underpants crawls out of the gum, slides up to SpongeBob, and says in a demonic voice "''You're not Patrick!''". So first, he tries to hide it in the trash bin, but when Patrick comes, he says he gave it a makeover. Then when he tries to hide it in a hole, he says he wants to look at it from a better angle. SpongeBob's plan goes awry when Patrick has Gummy placed on the front of SpongeBob's house calling it "A million times better" Then SpongeBob pretends to steal it, but instead frees some people stuck in the wad of gum. Finally, the gum explodes onto SpongeBob's Pineapple, Squidward's Easter Island Head, and Patrick's rock, and sticks to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy. At the end, SpongeBob gives it back to Patrick and eats all of the gum to free SpongeBob, but burps it out again and covers the entire town in gum.

== Trivia/Goofs ==
*This episode is shown more often than the other episodes since it is aired with The Best Day Ever.
*This episode aired in November 2007 and it is a Season 4 episode. However, it was released on DVD many months before it aired.
*This episode aired in Germany, Latin America and The UK before it aired in the United States.
*When SpongeBob is giving Gummy back to Patrick, he tells him that it is still Best Friends Day. However, the episode took place over two days.
*It is possible that SpongeBob and Patrick made up Best Friends Day since they have made up several holidays although there is really a holiday called "International Friendship Day" which is on June 8th.
*This is the second time [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "Crazytalk". The first time was [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]].
*When SpongeBob looks at Gummy from the second floor, his living room is on the second floor even though on other episodes its on the first floor.
*This episode replaced another episode that was going to be called, "'''Uncle Sherm's Visit'''"
*The [[Season 4, Volume 2]] cover is based upon this episode.

==Songs and Transcript==
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]
*[[Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum|Trancsript for The Gift of Gum]]

{{Season4}}
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The Gift of Gum (Episode)

2022-12-04T16:11:57Z

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{{EpInfo|The Gift of Gum|Titlecard-The Gift of Gum.jpg|80b|4/2006|February 19, 2007|Best Day Ever|Friend or Foe?}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''The Gift of Gum''' is the last episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
**[[Patrick's Underwear]] (final appearance)
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*Bikini Bottomites
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Truck Driver]]
*[[Robo 2.1]] (only appearance)
*[[Gummy]]
*[[King Neptune]] (mentioned)

===Places===
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
===Songs===
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]

==Plot==
On one of the holidays they presumably made up; Best Friend's Day, SpongeBob gives Patrick a robo-butler, and Patrick gives SpongeBob a wad of used gum he has amassed over his entire lifetime (fondly referred to as "Gummy"), and SpongeBob finds it a better gift than his own. However, when he takes it home, it starts to scare him including a segment where a pair of underpants crawls out of the gum, slides up to SpongeBob, and says in a demonic voice "''You're not Patrick!''". So first, he tries to hide it in the trash bin, but when Patrick comes, he says he gave it a makeover. Then when he tries to hide it in a hole, he says he wants to look at it from a better angle. SpongeBob's plan goes awry when Patrick has Gummy placed on the front of SpongeBob's house calling it "A million times better" Then SpongeBob pretends to steal it, but instead frees some people stuck in the wad of gum. Finally, the gum explodes onto SpongeBob's Pineapple, Squidward's Easter Island Head, and Patrick's rock, and sticks to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy. At the end, SpongeBob gives it back to Patrick and eats all of the gum to free SpongeBob, but burps it out again and covers the entire town in gum.

== Trivia/Goofs ==
*This episode is shown more often than the other episodes since it is aired with The Best Day Ever.
*This episode aired in November 2007 and it is a Season 4 episode. However, it was released on DVD many months before it aired.
*This episode aired in Germany, Latin America and The UK before it aired in the United States.
*When SpongeBob is giving Gummy back to Patrick, he tells him that it is still Best Friends Day. However, the episode took place over two days.
*It is possible that SpongeBob and Patrick made up Best Friends Day since they have made up several holidays although there is really a holiday called "International Friendship Day" which is on June 8th.
*This is the second time [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "Crazytalk". The first time was [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]].
*When SpongeBob looks at Gummy from the second floor, his living room is on the second floor even though on other episodes its on the first floor.
*This episode replaced another episode that was going to be called, "'''Uncle Sherm's Visit'''"
*The [[Season 4, Volume 2]] cover is based upon this episode.

==Songs and Transcript==
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]
*[[Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum|Trancsript for The Gift of Gum]]

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[[Category:Season 4]]

Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever

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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Mr. Sun
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Nematodes]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*Doorman
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Audience
*[[Mini SpongeBob]] (final appearance)

==Dialogue==

'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
Jumped out of bed
And I ran outside
Feeling so extra ecstatified
It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)

:'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary.
:'''Gary''': Meow.
:'''SpongeBob''': Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever (Best day ever)

(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned,
boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs gasps and then faints) 

'''SpongeBob''': But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant. (later, SpongeBob stops
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps) 

'''SpongeBob''': Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it
and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water) 

'''Sandy:''' (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?! 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just a little something I like to call karate. 

'''Sandy:''' I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse! 

'''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop
her) 

'''Sandy:''' Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah? 

'''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel. (runs into her treedome) 

'''SpongeBob''': (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': I broke my net! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it) 

'''Patrick''': For me? (giggles) 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries) 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it) 

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong buddy? 

'''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished. 

'''SpongeBob''': (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one! 

'''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed. (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed) 

'''SpongeBob''': Now play. 

'''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him) 

'''SpongeBob''': I said play! (Squidward plays) 

'''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again) 

'''SpongeBob''': Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him) 

'''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid? 

'''SpongeBob''': I'm gonna see Squidward play his clarinet. Today is my best day ever. 

'''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket? 

'''SpongeBob''': One ticket, coming right up, Captain. (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket. 

'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry. 

'''SpongeBob''': But... 

'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down) 

'''SpongeBob Puppet:''' Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in through the back door. (leaves) 

'''Usher:''' Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing) 

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet) 

'''Usher Puppet:''' Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through
the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher) 

'''Usher:''' Ticket, ma'am. 

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob? 

'''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute. Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. (the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat) 

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over! 

'''Fish:''' Huh? 

'''SpongeBob''': This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down! (the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not okay! This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
at the Krusty Krab. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes. 

'''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, I suppose. But then I was gonna go jellyfishing with Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': But then you... Uh, what'd you do again? 

'''Squidward:''' And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things. 

'''SpongeBob''': It's not? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No. (giggles) It's about us. 

'''SpongeBob''': It is? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you. 

'''SpongeBob''': You do? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me. 

'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"

My perfect job starts my perfect day
Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play
Sing along
Hear that happy sound
Don’t let those sour notes bring you down (Hey!)
That's where it's at!
I'm not paying for that!

It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)

'''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out. (Usher swept the floor with the broom)

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Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever

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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Mr. Sun
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Nematodes]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*Doorman
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Audience
*[[Mini SpongeBob] (final appearance)

==Dialogue==

'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
Jumped out of bed
And I ran outside
Feeling so extra ecstatified
It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)

:'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary.
:'''Gary''': Meow.
:'''SpongeBob''': Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever (Best day ever)

(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned,
boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs gasps and then faints) 

'''SpongeBob''': But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant. (later, SpongeBob stops
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps) 

'''SpongeBob''': Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it
and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water) 

'''Sandy:''' (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?! 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just a little something I like to call karate. 

'''Sandy:''' I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse! 

'''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop
her) 

'''Sandy:''' Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah? 

'''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel. (runs into her treedome) 

'''SpongeBob''': (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': I broke my net! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it) 

'''Patrick''': For me? (giggles) 

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries) 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it) 

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong buddy? 

'''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished. 

'''SpongeBob''': (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one! 

'''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed. (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed) 

'''SpongeBob''': Now play. 

'''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him) 

'''SpongeBob''': I said play! (Squidward plays) 

'''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again) 

'''SpongeBob''': Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him) 

'''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid? 

'''SpongeBob''': I'm gonna see Squidward play his clarinet. Today is my best day ever. 

'''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket? 

'''SpongeBob''': One ticket, coming right up, Captain. (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket. 

'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry. 

'''SpongeBob''': But... 

'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down) 

'''SpongeBob Puppet:''' Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in through the back door. (leaves) 

'''Usher:''' Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing) 

'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet) 

'''Usher Puppet:''' Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through
the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher) 

'''Usher:''' Ticket, ma'am. 

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob? 

'''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute. Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. (the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat) 

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over! 

'''Fish:''' Huh? 

'''SpongeBob''': This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down! (the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not okay! This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
at the Krusty Krab. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes. 

'''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, I suppose. But then I was gonna go jellyfishing with Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': But then you... Uh, what'd you do again? 

'''Squidward:''' And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things. 

'''SpongeBob''': It's not? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No. (giggles) It's about us. 

'''SpongeBob''': It is? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you. 

'''SpongeBob''': You do? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me. 

'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"

My perfect job starts my perfect day
Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play
Sing along
Hear that happy sound
Don’t let those sour notes bring you down (Hey!)
That's where it's at!
I'm not paying for that!

It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)

'''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out. (Usher swept the floor with the broom)

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Squid Wood (Episode)

2022-12-04T16:06:53Z

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{{EpInfo|Squid Wood|Titlecard-Squid Wood.jpg|79b|4|July 24, 2007|The Pink Purloiner|Best Day Ever}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Squid Wood''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Mini Squidward]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[The Pink Fish|Evelyn]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Tina]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)|Frank]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Dennis]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Gus]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Mini SpongeBob]] (debut)
*[[Milo J. Finkerfish]] (only appearance)

==Plot==
SpongeBob constantly annoys Squidward (as usual) when he wants to play a game when Squidward wants to do other things (Like planting flowers, reading, painting, and taking a bath). When Squidward shouts angrily at SpongeBob he will never play with him ever he throws SpongeBob out of his house. SpongeBob decides that if he can't play with Squidward he will make a puppet toy version. He builds a puppet named Mini-Squidward to play games with instead; Squidward when he learns this is initially happy that SpongeBob is no longer bothering him, but when he goes to work at the Krusty Krab he notices the people dismiss him when he attempts to impress them and serve their food; but be happy to see Mini-Squidward. In a matter of ten minutes the entire Krusty Krab begins to love Mini-Squidward and they offer him large big tips, Squidward begins to get jealous. When Mr. Krabs replaces Squidward as cashier with Mini-Squidward and when the customers watch Mini-Squid perform a big dance, and cheer for him; Squidward gets furious and jealous. Angry that the puppet is taking away his life, Squidward begins attacking Mini-Squidward. Suddenly a man who represents Squidward's favorite musician arrives and offers Mini-Squid a job, one million dollars, and a sequin suit; much to Squidward's disappointment. The man takes the puppet away to become famous and Squidward is sad about his life taken away but tries to make the best of it by saying he will not have to see the puppet again... until he notices that SpongeBob has made a puppet version of himself.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode aired in Germany, then in the UK before the US.
*In the UK, this episode aired along with "[[The Pink Purloiner (Episode)|The Pink Purloiner]]".
* This is the fifth time a Squidward model has been seen, The first time was in [[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost (Episode)|Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]], as a wax sculpture, the second was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]], as another wooden dummy. The third was in [[Wormy (Episode)|Wormy]], as a finger puppet, and the fourth time was in [[Dumped (Episode)|Dumped]] as a life-size wooden statue.
* Mini Squidward is based on Little Squiddy from the Season 1 episode [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]].
*The music heard when SpongeBob and Mini Squidward dance is part of Gioachino Rossini 's famous piece, The Thieving Magpie (La Gazza Ladra): Overture.
*In one scene when mini Squidward is dancing, SpongeBob's arm is not there working the puppet.
*It should be noted that when the fish said Squidward had a bad attitude, most other fishes didn't say much about his attitude in other episodes except in [[Fools in April (Episode)|Fools in April]] nor did he show any attitude at the register in previous episodes. Most of the fish also have bad attitudes as well.
*During the scene where Squidward is gardening, the flower he is holding switches from being in a cup to not being in a cup.
*It is revealed that Milo J.Finkerfish manages [[Kelpy G]] who was seen in [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]].
*SpongeBob's game he offered, "Squidward says" is a reference to the Popular game, "Simon Says".
*It is revealed that SpongeBob and Patrick like to play 'Mahjong' the popular Chinese Game.
*SpongeBob is revealed to like Mahjong as he says it in a Chinese accent. Mahjong originates in China.
*When Squidward shakes SB and when the games fall out, one of the game boards looks similar to the game "Mancala"
*When Squidward is approaching SpongeBob and Mini-Squidward the bush acts like a door.
*This episode used to air with The Krusty Sponge.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Squid Wood|Transcript for Squid Wood]]

{{Season4}}
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The Pink Purloiner (Episode)

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{{EpInfo|The Pink Purloiner|Titlecard-The Pink Purloiner.jpg|79a|4|February 19, 2007|Best Frenemies|Squid Wood}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''"The Pink Purloiner"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
**Scary Mustache Guy (only appearance)
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (cameo)
*[[Confess-A-Bear]] (only appearance)
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[French Narrator]]
*[[Peterson]]
*[[Jellyfish]]
**[[Blue Crested Blaster]] (only appearance)
**[[Speckled Squirter]] (only appearance)
**[[Two Fisted Jumper]] (only appearance)
**[[Gold Throated Singer]] (only appearance)
*[[Johnny]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob gets a new jellyfishing net, and calls it "Ol’ Reliable". The following morning, it turns up missing, and he posts missing jellyfish-net posters all over town with a promise of a reward. He later begins to assume and suspect Patrick of stealing his net, as Patrick had once said recently that he would do anything for a net like Ol’ Reliable. SpongeBob does anything to reveal Patrick as a thief, and makes lots of plans but all of them are proven Patrick innocent, and eventually sees Patrick carrying a box. To him, his last plan is to dress up as a Scottish man with a moustache, who is interested in purchasing what is in the box, in order to take it from Patrick. Patrick says that the contents of the box belong to SpongeBob, and at first SpongeBob believes that his suspicions concerning Patrick's so-called "thievery" are true. Patrick is a bit upset because SpongeBob is framing him. But to his great surprise, it is revealed that the box contains a very special net built by Patrick, especially for SpongeBob. SpongeBob doesn't know what to say. He is torn between gratitude for Patrick's generosity, and guilt for accusing his friend falsely.

Patrick gets upset at SpongeBob for ever suspecting him, and prepares to leave Bikini Bottom. The bus arrives and Patrick is about to climb aboard when SpongeBob grabs hold of him, begging his friend not to go while pleading earnestly for Patrick's forgiveness. The bus driver demands to know what the hold-up is, and when he sees that it is SpongeBob and Patrick, he gives SpongeBob Ol' Reliable, saying he left the net on the bus (again). To make up for his accusations against Patrick, SpongeBob gives Ol' Reliable to his friend, for keeps. Patrick is utterly overwhelmed by this gesture, and immediately decides to forgive SpongeBob for SpongeBob’s thoughtlessness, and stay in Bikini Bottom after all. Everyone on the bus cheers, much to the chagrin of the bus driver, who claims that SpongeBob and Patrick do this kind of thing all the time.
SpongeBob and Patrick then run off to Jellyfish Fields together to enjoy their new nets.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The Pink Purloiner is a spoof of "The Pink Panther".
*The bus driver from the episode: [[Rock Bottom]] is the bus driver in this episode.
* The Ol' Reliable jellyfishing net is the same one (or looks a lot like) as the one in The Best Day Ever.
*The first appearance of colorful jellyfish.
*Ol' Reliable is not to be confused with SpongeBob's new net in [[Best Day Ever]].
*We never see SpongeBob leave the net on the bus.
*It's noticable that SpongeBob left the net in the bus because when they are going to their homes, SpongeBob didn't have it.
*This is the second time it's shown a dollar (real or fake) that was drawn by a crayon. The first was in [[Wet Painters]].
*In this episode, Patrick's rock's weather vane is pointing to the left, while in all other episodes, it points to the right.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Pink Purloiner|Transcript for The Pink Purloiner]]

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Best Frenemies (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:57:30Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Best Frenemies|Titlecard-Best Frenemies.jpg|78b|4|March 31, 2007|Born To Be Wild|The Pink Purloiner}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Tang-Shake.jpg|300px]]</center>Kelp Shake
© Viacom
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|}

'''Best Frenemies''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Citizens
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[HAZMAT Unit]] (debut)

==Plot==
The episode starts as a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs goes to talk to Squidward when he sees everyone is drinking a shake, including SpongeBob. He tells Mr. Krabs about the drink called the "Kelpshake." So Mr. Krabs starts worrying about his restaurant and goes to see what mood Plankton is in. He does not know what is going on because he was sunbathing. Then the two starts worrying and they notice Kelp statements are everywhere so they both try to steal a Kelp Shake and discover what it made of. They go to a Kelpshake and they form a queue. Mr. Krabs pretends to cough and throws Plankton to the kitchen but he crashes on a door. That night they both try to enter but an alarm wakes up a guard worm that attacks them.

The next day the both of them buy a KelpShake and go to the Chum Bucket to analyze what it is made. Karen starts analyzing, but Plankton gets impatient and interrupts the progress of the analyzer. Then, Plankton and Mr. Krabs try drinking the kelpshake. That midday, SpongeBob appears covered by light green kelp. Then all Kelp restaurants are closed because of being unhealthy. Two Decontaminants revealed that it will take decades to get rid of the unhealthy toxic waste and they are sorry for whoever drank this. Then Mr. Krabs and Plankton gets light green hairy kelp all over their bodies.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the first time [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] has interacted with Karen. He interacts with her again in [[Friend or Foe?]].
*The expression "frenemies" is inspired by Elizabeth Everitt's term of her crush Bailey Valint and her acquaintance Shane Griffin. She is a friend of the creator's daughter.
*This is the second episode where Mr. Krabs and Plankton become friends. The first time was in [[New Leaf]]. The third time is in [[the Other Patty (Episode)|The Other Patty]].
*This episode was originally going to be entitled "KelpShakes".
*This is the fourth episode where SpongeBob isn't a main character. The first 3 were [[SB-129]], [[Plankton's Army]], and [[New Leaf]] and it happens later on in [[Rise and Shine (Episode)|Rise and Shine]]
*The rapid expanding of the [[KelpShake]] franchise parodies the real life franchise Starbucks' Coffee.
*The sentence Mr. Krabs said (Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake.) is similar to the quote (Tuesday, Tuesday. Oh I love a Tuesday...) in the show South Park in the episode Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
*The Title Card music is actually a piece of backround music from the episodes [[Clams]] & [[Krabs vs. Plankton]].
*The "watch dog" (really, a worm) looks like the same worm in [[The Lost Mattress]], [[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants|BlackJack]]'s pet worm, and the police worms in [[Slide Whistle Stooges]].

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies|Transcript for Best Frenemies]]

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Best Frenemies (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:56:41Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Best Frenemies|Titlecard-Best Frenemies.jpg|78b|4|March 31, 2007|Born To Be Wild|The Pink Purloiner}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Tang-Shake.jpg|300px]]</center>Kelp Shake
© Viacom
|-
|}

'''Best Frenemies''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Citizens
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]

==Plot==
The episode starts as a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs goes to talk to Squidward when he sees everyone is drinking a shake, including SpongeBob. He tells Mr. Krabs about the drink called the "Kelpshake." So Mr. Krabs starts worrying about his restaurant and goes to see what mood Plankton is in. He does not know what is going on because he was sunbathing. Then the two starts worrying and they notice Kelp statements are everywhere so they both try to steal a Kelp Shake and discover what it made of. They go to a Kelpshake and they form a queue. Mr. Krabs pretends to cough and throws Plankton to the kitchen but he crashes on a door. That night they both try to enter but an alarm wakes up a guard worm that attacks them.

The next day the both of them buy a KelpShake and go to the Chum Bucket to analyze what it is made. Karen starts analyzing, but Plankton gets impatient and interrupts the progress of the analyzer. Then, Plankton and Mr. Krabs try drinking the kelpshake. That midday, SpongeBob appears covered by light green kelp. Then all Kelp restaurants are closed because of being unhealthy. Two Decontaminants revealed that it will take decades to get rid of the unhealthy toxic waste and they are sorry for whoever drank this. Then Mr. Krabs and Plankton gets light green hairy kelp all over their bodies.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the first time [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] has interacted with Karen. He interacts with her again in [[Friend or Foe?]].
*The expression "frenemies" is inspired by Elizabeth Everitt's term of her crush Bailey Valint and her acquaintance Shane Griffin. She is a friend of the creator's daughter.
*This is the second episode where Mr. Krabs and Plankton become friends. The first time was in [[New Leaf]]. The third time is in [[the Other Patty (Episode)|The Other Patty]].
*This episode was originally going to be entitled "KelpShakes".
*This is the fourth episode where SpongeBob isn't a main character. The first 3 were [[SB-129]], [[Plankton's Army]], and [[New Leaf]] and it happens later on in [[Rise and Shine (Episode)|Rise and Shine]]
*The rapid expanding of the [[KelpShake]] franchise parodies the real life franchise Starbucks' Coffee.
*The sentence Mr. Krabs said (Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake.) is similar to the quote (Tuesday, Tuesday. Oh I love a Tuesday...) in the show South Park in the episode Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
*The Title Card music is actually a piece of backround music from the episodes [[Clams]] & [[Krabs vs. Plankton]].
*The "watch dog" (really, a worm) looks like the same worm in [[The Lost Mattress]], [[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants|BlackJack]]'s pet worm, and the police worms in [[Slide Whistle Stooges]].

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies|Transcript for Best Frenemies]]

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Born To Be Wild (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:55:50Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Born To Be Wild|Titlecard-Born To Be Wild.jpg|78a|4|March 31, 2007|Rule of Dumb|Best Frenemies}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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© Viacom
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|}

'''"Born to Be Wild"''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[The Mild Ones]] (debut)
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Dennis]]
*Customers at the [[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Walter Haddock]] (debut)
*[[Goofy Goober]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob is jellyfishing. Some men on motorcycles drive past him, and SpongeBob holds on to one of the men's jackets, ripping a 'W' off the jacket. He looks at the jacket when he has to let go of it. He presumes it says 'The ild Ones', but he soon notices the 'W' in his hand and figures out that they are called 'The Wild Ones'. After someone tells him about the Wild Ones, SpongeBob runs to tell Mr. Krabs (actually, SpongeBob "takes the shortcut, which is a piggyback ride on a bubble). Mr. Krabs of course believes that the Wild Ones are coming to eat Krabby Patties, and makes the Krusty Krab biker themed, so SpongeBob tells Patrick. Mr. Krabs puts up a banner saying 'WELCOME WILD ONES!' on the Krusty Krab and raises his prices in order to get them to eat there after hearing SpongeBob describes them as "ravenous". SpongeBob is worried because he is scared for the people of [[Bikini Bottom]]s safety After Patrick says that if they dressed up like bikers, they would be the big scary bikers, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to dress in biker attire and ride into town on a paddle-unicycle and a paddle-tricycle, respectively. After the bikers arrive at The Krusty Krab and after Patrick abandons SpongeBob and leaves Bikini Bottom, it turns out that they are old folk. The actual name of the biker gang is 'The Mild Ones'. SpongeBob had the 'M' upside-down. The biker that had the "M" ripped off his jacket gets his "M" back from SpongeBob and The Mild Ones ride away. Shortly after this, it is revealed that Squidward decided to go with them.

==Cultural References==
*The title is based on the Steppenwolf song "Born to Be Wild".
*The show Squirrel Boy parodies the episode's title, and makes an episode called Born to be Mild.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Once, it revealed that SpongeBob is frightened because they ran out of napkins.
*[[The Mild Ones]]' leader is [[Old Man Jenkins]].
*It has revealed that Jellyfish Fields is 50 miles away from [[Bikini Bottom]].
*This is the last episode to use a title card written in white with one other color as a background color. The others before this episode were [[Chimps Ahoy (Episode)|Chimps Ahoy]], [[Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)|Have You Seen This Snail?]], [[Wet Painters]], and the [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] episodes.
*The title card uses the same name of the Steppenwolf song ''Born to Be Wild''.
*The bubbles that go up usually do that to enter another scene. SpongeBob thinks of them as a shortcut, and, thus, the 4th Wall is broken.
*Blood is shown in this episode as Mr. Krabs told that the jackets have real bloodstains.
*This is the second time Patrick's [[Goofy Goober]] UnderPants have been shown. The First was [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*This is the final episode aired in March.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Born to Be Wild|Transcript for Born to Be Wild]]

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Rule of Dumb (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:15:22Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{Cleanup}}
{{EpInfo|Rule of Dumb|Titlecard-Rule of Dumb.jpg|77b|4|February 19, 2007|Driven to Tears|Born To Be Wild}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Konigpatrick.jpg|300px]]</center>King Patrick
© Viacom
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|}

'''Rule of Dumb''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
**[[King Patrick]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Construction Worker]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Herb Star]] (name revealed; cameo)
*[[Margie Star]] (name revealed; cameo)
*[[Carl]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Maw Tucket]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Callous]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Prince Dingus]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Princess Tulsa]](debut; cameo)
*[[Sluggo Star]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Yorick]] (debut; cameo)

===Plot===
A starfish with a suit, tie, and briefcase comes up to Patrick's house and says that he is the heir to the royal throne of Bikini Bottom. He shows Patrick on a royalty list ([[Herb Star|Herb]] and [[Margie Star|Margie]] are on there) and Patrick is next in line to be the king. Patrick is pleased when he gets a shiny crown. SpongeBob decides to help by becoming Patrick's assistant. However, Patrick starts misusing his royal authority over all the people of Bikini Bottom to get whatever he wants. He takes away comic book collections, food and much more.

He gets, among other things, a plasma screen TV, a satellite dish, a set of comic books from a geek, and an indoor, Star shaped swimming pool, and turns his rock into a castle. He even goes so far as to hire a construction team to move away Squidward's house. Then, Squidward tells everyone that Patrick is not a king and they all believe him and do not do stuff for Patrick anymore. Eventually, Patrick looks at himself in the mirror and finds out that he is literally turning into a monster. He decides that friendship is more important than power. Then the handsomely dressed starfish comes back and says that Patrick is not a real king. After wiping away a stain on the Royalty list, he found that the real king is Gary.

===Trivia/Goofs===
*While Patrick orders an attack on Squidward, his house is black.
*The episode name "Rule of Dumb" is a play on the saying "Rule of thumb".
*This episode aired in the United Kingdom before it aired in the United States.
*The quote "With great power comes great responsibility" is a parody of the same line from the Spider-Man comics.
*After Patrick abdicates, Gary is the next ruler of Bikini Bottom. In the family tree, it revealed that they are cousins. Gary's father, Sluggo, appeared as an older brother of Herb Star. Thus, Gary is the correct heir.
*There is a closed captioning error when Patrick starts to become a tyrant. After SpongeBob says, "what being king is all *about.” the captions suddenly freeze during the scene where Patrick takes the comic books away from the comic book collector, then, the captions fast forward to the point where Patrick says, "I love being king!", at the point where the captions play correctly.
*First, there is a castle tower on top of Patrick's house, but at the part where he ran outside of his house in fear, the tower is gone.
*It is known that Gary is behind the coffee stain before the stain is removed.
**In reality, stains cannot be removed from paper.
*It is revealed that Patrick has overdue library books, like how SpongeBob does. See here: [[The Secret Box (Episode)|The Secret Box]].
*This is the first time Patrick's reflection talked to him. The second is in [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]].
*In this episode, Gary's food bowl was yellow, while in the other episodes, it is green.
**Or it could be because he is now the king and the bowl may be gold.
*It is revealed that one of the books [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] is burning is called "How to Read", which is really ironic because the reader needs to know how to read first.
*Richie Salmons is a obvious parody of Richard Simmons.
*Patrick owns [[Fancy Eggs]].
*Patrick's reflection is most likely a parody of Norman Osborne's reflection in his (Osborne's) mirror in Spiderman.
*Since Gary and Patrick are cousins it is most likely that Patrick hogged Gary in Dumped for this reason but was either unable to say it or they first met in that episode as cousins.
*It remains unknown how Squidward would think about Gary being king if he disliked Patrick's rule.
*[[Sister Sam]] wasn't featured on the family tree

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Rule of Dumb|Transcript for Rule of Dumb]]

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Rule of Dumb (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:14:24Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{Cleanup}}
{{EpInfo|Rule of Dumb|Titlecard-Rule of Dumb.jpg|77b|4|February 19, 2007|Driven to Tears|Born To Be Wild}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Konigpatrick.jpg|300px]]</center>King Patrick
© Viacom
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|}

'''Rule of Dumb''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
**[[King Patrick]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Construction Worker]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Herb Star]] (name revealed; cameo)
*[[Margie Star]] (name revealed; cameo)
*[[Carl]] (debut; cameo)
*[[King Amoeba]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Maw Tucket]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Callous]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Prince Dingus]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Princess Tulsa]](debut; cameo)
*[[Mildew]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Sluggo Star]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Yorick]] (debut; cameo)

===Plot===
A starfish with a suit, tie, and briefcase comes up to Patrick's house and says that he is the heir to the royal throne of Bikini Bottom. He shows Patrick on a royalty list ([[Herb Star|Herb]] and [[Margie Star|Margie]] are on there) and Patrick is next in line to be the king. Patrick is pleased when he gets a shiny crown. SpongeBob decides to help by becoming Patrick's assistant. However, Patrick starts misusing his royal authority over all the people of Bikini Bottom to get whatever he wants. He takes away comic book collections, food and much more.

He gets, among other things, a plasma screen TV, a satellite dish, a set of comic books from a geek, and an indoor, Star shaped swimming pool, and turns his rock into a castle. He even goes so far as to hire a construction team to move away Squidward's house. Then, Squidward tells everyone that Patrick is not a king and they all believe him and do not do stuff for Patrick anymore. Eventually, Patrick looks at himself in the mirror and finds out that he is literally turning into a monster. He decides that friendship is more important than power. Then the handsomely dressed starfish comes back and says that Patrick is not a real king. After wiping away a stain on the Royalty list, he found that the real king is Gary.

===Trivia/Goofs===
*While Patrick orders an attack on Squidward, his house is black.
*The episode name "Rule of Dumb" is a play on the saying "Rule of thumb".
*This episode aired in the United Kingdom before it aired in the United States.
*The quote "With great power comes great responsibility" is a parody of the same line from the Spider-Man comics.
*After Patrick abdicates, Gary is the next ruler of Bikini Bottom. In the family tree, it revealed that they are cousins. Gary's father, Sluggo, appeared as an older brother of Herb Star. Thus, Gary is the correct heir.
*There is a closed captioning error when Patrick starts to become a tyrant. After SpongeBob says, "what being king is all *about.” the captions suddenly freeze during the scene where Patrick takes the comic books away from the comic book collector, then, the captions fast forward to the point where Patrick says, "I love being king!", at the point where the captions play correctly.
*First, there is a castle tower on top of Patrick's house, but at the part where he ran outside of his house in fear, the tower is gone.
*It is known that Gary is behind the coffee stain before the stain is removed.
**In reality, stains cannot be removed from paper.
*It is revealed that Patrick has overdue library books, like how SpongeBob does. See here: [[The Secret Box (Episode)|The Secret Box]].
*This is the first time Patrick's reflection talked to him. The second is in [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]].
*In this episode, Gary's food bowl was yellow, while in the other episodes, it is green.
**Or it could be because he is now the king and the bowl may be gold.
*It is revealed that one of the books [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] is burning is called "How to Read", which is really ironic because the reader needs to know how to read first.
*Richie Salmons is a obvious parody of Richard Simmons.
*Patrick owns [[Fancy Eggs]].
*Patrick's reflection is most likely a parody of Norman Osborne's reflection in his (Osborne's) mirror in Spiderman.
*Since Gary and Patrick are cousins it is most likely that Patrick hogged Gary in Dumped for this reason but was either unable to say it or they first met in that episode as cousins.
*It remains unknown how Squidward would think about Gary being king if he disliked Patrick's rule.
*[[Sister Sam]] wasn't featured on the family tree

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Rule of Dumb|Transcript for Rule of Dumb]]

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[[Category:Season 4]]

[[de:Eine Träne im Schlagloch (Episode)]]

Rule of Dumb (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:13:55Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{Cleanup}}
{{EpInfo|Rule of Dumb|Titlecard-Rule of Dumb.jpg|77b|4|February 19, 2007|Driven to Tears|Born To Be Wild}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Konigpatrick.jpg|300px]]</center>King Patrick
© Viacom
|-
|}

'''Rule of Dumb''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
**[[King Patrick]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Construction Worker]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Herb Star]] (name revealed; cameo)
*[[Margie Star]] (name revealed; cameo)
*[[Billy Bob Star]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Carl]] (debut; cameo)
*[[King Amoeba]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Maw Tucket]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Callous]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Prince Dingus]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Princess Tulsa]](debut; cameo)
*[[Mildew (debut; cameo)
*[[Sluggo Star]] (debut; cameo)
*[[Yorick]] (debut; cameo)

===Plot===
A starfish with a suit, tie, and briefcase comes up to Patrick's house and says that he is the heir to the royal throne of Bikini Bottom. He shows Patrick on a royalty list ([[Herb Star|Herb]] and [[Margie Star|Margie]] are on there) and Patrick is next in line to be the king. Patrick is pleased when he gets a shiny crown. SpongeBob decides to help by becoming Patrick's assistant. However, Patrick starts misusing his royal authority over all the people of Bikini Bottom to get whatever he wants. He takes away comic book collections, food and much more.

He gets, among other things, a plasma screen TV, a satellite dish, a set of comic books from a geek, and an indoor, Star shaped swimming pool, and turns his rock into a castle. He even goes so far as to hire a construction team to move away Squidward's house. Then, Squidward tells everyone that Patrick is not a king and they all believe him and do not do stuff for Patrick anymore. Eventually, Patrick looks at himself in the mirror and finds out that he is literally turning into a monster. He decides that friendship is more important than power. Then the handsomely dressed starfish comes back and says that Patrick is not a real king. After wiping away a stain on the Royalty list, he found that the real king is Gary.

===Trivia/Goofs===
*While Patrick orders an attack on Squidward, his house is black.
*The episode name "Rule of Dumb" is a play on the saying "Rule of thumb".
*This episode aired in the United Kingdom before it aired in the United States.
*The quote "With great power comes great responsibility" is a parody of the same line from the Spider-Man comics.
*After Patrick abdicates, Gary is the next ruler of Bikini Bottom. In the family tree, it revealed that they are cousins. Gary's father, Sluggo, appeared as an older brother of Herb Star. Thus, Gary is the correct heir.
*There is a closed captioning error when Patrick starts to become a tyrant. After SpongeBob says, "what being king is all *about.” the captions suddenly freeze during the scene where Patrick takes the comic books away from the comic book collector, then, the captions fast forward to the point where Patrick says, "I love being king!", at the point where the captions play correctly.
*First, there is a castle tower on top of Patrick's house, but at the part where he ran outside of his house in fear, the tower is gone.
*It is known that Gary is behind the coffee stain before the stain is removed.
**In reality, stains cannot be removed from paper.
*It is revealed that Patrick has overdue library books, like how SpongeBob does. See here: [[The Secret Box (Episode)|The Secret Box]].
*This is the first time Patrick's reflection talked to him. The second is in [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]].
*In this episode, Gary's food bowl was yellow, while in the other episodes, it is green.
**Or it could be because he is now the king and the bowl may be gold.
*It is revealed that one of the books [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] is burning is called "How to Read", which is really ironic because the reader needs to know how to read first.
*Richie Salmons is a obvious parody of Richard Simmons.
*Patrick owns [[Fancy Eggs]].
*Patrick's reflection is most likely a parody of Norman Osborne's reflection in his (Osborne's) mirror in Spiderman.
*Since Gary and Patrick are cousins it is most likely that Patrick hogged Gary in Dumped for this reason but was either unable to say it or they first met in that episode as cousins.
*It remains unknown how Squidward would think about Gary being king if he disliked Patrick's rule.
*[[Sister Sam]] wasn't featured on the family tree

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Rule of Dumb|Transcript for Rule of Dumb]]

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[[Category:Season 4]]

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The Thing (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:07:54Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|The Thing|Titlecard-The Thing.jpg|76a|4|January 15, 2007|That's No Lady|Hocus Pocus}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
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!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Stinky.jpg|300px]]</center>Squidward as [[Smelly]]
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'''The Thing''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
**[[Smelly]] (debut)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Police]]
*[[Kelpy G]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*Other inhabitants of Bikini Bottom

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom Zoo]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Kelp Forest]]

==Plot==
Squidward wants to watch TV. However, SpongeBob and Patrick keep asking him questions about the hot clarinet player channel. He made Squidward keep changing the channel. Finally, he gives up his TV time to watch his favorite [[Clarinet]] player to his most dismayed neighbors and go ride his bicycle. However, a cement truck loader carries him and the truck crushes him with lots of cement. The cement soon dries up and Squidward turned into The Thing and he ends up in Jellyfish Fields. There, Squidward complains about himself. He's hungry, lost, tired, and the only good thing he has is no SpongeBob. However, SpongeBob and Patrick a're jellyfishing. Then, they spot The Thing. SpongeBob and Patrick think that The Thing is an endangered species. SpongeBob and Patrick decided to take Squidward home.The Thing tries to get back in his house but Patrick tells him that Squidward is in the house. In SpongeBob's pineapple house, they name him Smelly and soon Gary attacks him. SpongeBob and Patrick decide that Smelly should be Patrick's pet. In Patrick's rock home, Patrick wants to play ball catch with Smelly. However, its getting a ricochet, and soon it gets so angry that he throws the ball at Patrick. Patrick is suddenly very afraid and calls the Animal Control. The police arrive very quickly and catch the Thing at the Easter Island head. SpongeBob tries to defend the Thing but the police officers in the battle and they place Smelly in the zoo exhibit Unknown Species. SpongeBob and Patrick visit the zoo and think that it's not right for Smelly to live a miserable life being laughed at by people at the zoo. The people that laughed at it should be ashamed of themselves for making fun of Smelly. At nighttime, they get inside his zoo cage and try to free him. However, SWAT surrounds them and jumps into the Thing's zoo exhibit to capture SpongeBob and Patrick. They run back inside the Thing's home cave and dive into a sewer hole while the police officers run through the sewer hole lid. While walking into the sewer, SpongeBob and Patrick find a mysterious rainforest with species that look exactly like the Thing.SpongeBob and Patrick decide to let the Thing live the animal species. The animal species carry the Thing to their home, and soon the Thing realizes that they live with the very hot clarinet player on television. Squidward decides to enjoy life, but soon the [[Clarinet]] music causes the Thing's cement skin shell to break, and Squidward is free but is still with the species.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode was first released on the [[Season 4, Volume 2]] DVD on January 9, 2007.
*Squidward's alter ego as the cement covered squid name "The Thing" is a parody of the Fantastic 4 hero "The Thing", or probably a parody of the alien (The Thing) from the famous science fiction horror made in 1982 called "The Thing".
*This episode showed that Gary once attacked Squidward before, probably because Gary hated him after he didn't take care of him in [[I Was a Teenage Gary (Episode)|I Was a Teenage Gary]].
*The famous hot clarinet player is first in a city concert, but now he's in the Forest way below Bikini Bottom Zoo
*The second appearance of Bikini Bottom Zoo. The first is [[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]].
*Kelpy G is a parody of Kenny G.
*Smelly looks like a Pikmin. (See Smelly article)
*This is the third time when Squidward is wearing a purple robe from [[I Was a Teenage Gary (Episode)|I Was a Teenage Gary]] and [[Good Neighbors (Episode)|Good Neighbors]].
*In this episode SpongeBob was wearing glasses from [[Frankendoodle (Episode)|Frankendoodle]].
*This is the first time something remotely close to a gun appears in Bikini Bottom (the SWAT team are holding harpoon guns). The second time is in [[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save A Squirrel]].
*When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] is watching (or trying to) TV, he holds the remote in his right hand. Afterwards, he holds it in his left hand.
*After this episode Squidward and Gary don't seem to hate each other.
*The jungle in the sewers looks a lot like the Tiki world seen in [[Enchanted Tiki Dreams (Episode)|Enchanted Tiki Dreams]]
*When SpongeBob is saying how it's a great idea that Smellie should stay at Patrick's house, he is holding Gary upside-down.

==Transport==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Thing|Transcript for The Thing]]

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The Thing (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:07:41Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|The Thing|Titlecard-The Thing.jpg|76a|4|January 15, 2007|That's No Lady|Hocus Pocus}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}
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!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Stinky.jpg|300px]]</center>Squidward as [[Smelly]]
© Viacom
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'''The Thing''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
**[[Smelly] (debut)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Police]]
*[[Kelpy G]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*Other inhabitants of Bikini Bottom

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom Zoo]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Kelp Forest]]

==Plot==
Squidward wants to watch TV. However, SpongeBob and Patrick keep asking him questions about the hot clarinet player channel. He made Squidward keep changing the channel. Finally, he gives up his TV time to watch his favorite [[Clarinet]] player to his most dismayed neighbors and go ride his bicycle. However, a cement truck loader carries him and the truck crushes him with lots of cement. The cement soon dries up and Squidward turned into The Thing and he ends up in Jellyfish Fields. There, Squidward complains about himself. He's hungry, lost, tired, and the only good thing he has is no SpongeBob. However, SpongeBob and Patrick a're jellyfishing. Then, they spot The Thing. SpongeBob and Patrick think that The Thing is an endangered species. SpongeBob and Patrick decided to take Squidward home.The Thing tries to get back in his house but Patrick tells him that Squidward is in the house. In SpongeBob's pineapple house, they name him Smelly and soon Gary attacks him. SpongeBob and Patrick decide that Smelly should be Patrick's pet. In Patrick's rock home, Patrick wants to play ball catch with Smelly. However, its getting a ricochet, and soon it gets so angry that he throws the ball at Patrick. Patrick is suddenly very afraid and calls the Animal Control. The police arrive very quickly and catch the Thing at the Easter Island head. SpongeBob tries to defend the Thing but the police officers in the battle and they place Smelly in the zoo exhibit Unknown Species. SpongeBob and Patrick visit the zoo and think that it's not right for Smelly to live a miserable life being laughed at by people at the zoo. The people that laughed at it should be ashamed of themselves for making fun of Smelly. At nighttime, they get inside his zoo cage and try to free him. However, SWAT surrounds them and jumps into the Thing's zoo exhibit to capture SpongeBob and Patrick. They run back inside the Thing's home cave and dive into a sewer hole while the police officers run through the sewer hole lid. While walking into the sewer, SpongeBob and Patrick find a mysterious rainforest with species that look exactly like the Thing.SpongeBob and Patrick decide to let the Thing live the animal species. The animal species carry the Thing to their home, and soon the Thing realizes that they live with the very hot clarinet player on television. Squidward decides to enjoy life, but soon the [[Clarinet]] music causes the Thing's cement skin shell to break, and Squidward is free but is still with the species.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode was first released on the [[Season 4, Volume 2]] DVD on January 9, 2007.
*Squidward's alter ego as the cement covered squid name "The Thing" is a parody of the Fantastic 4 hero "The Thing", or probably a parody of the alien (The Thing) from the famous science fiction horror made in 1982 called "The Thing".
*This episode showed that Gary once attacked Squidward before, probably because Gary hated him after he didn't take care of him in [[I Was a Teenage Gary (Episode)|I Was a Teenage Gary]].
*The famous hot clarinet player is first in a city concert, but now he's in the Forest way below Bikini Bottom Zoo
*The second appearance of Bikini Bottom Zoo. The first is [[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]].
*Kelpy G is a parody of Kenny G.
*Smelly looks like a Pikmin. (See Smelly article)
*This is the third time when Squidward is wearing a purple robe from [[I Was a Teenage Gary (Episode)|I Was a Teenage Gary]] and [[Good Neighbors (Episode)|Good Neighbors]].
*In this episode SpongeBob was wearing glasses from [[Frankendoodle (Episode)|Frankendoodle]].
*This is the first time something remotely close to a gun appears in Bikini Bottom (the SWAT team are holding harpoon guns). The second time is in [[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save A Squirrel]].
*When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] is watching (or trying to) TV, he holds the remote in his right hand. Afterwards, he holds it in his left hand.
*After this episode Squidward and Gary don't seem to hate each other.
*The jungle in the sewers looks a lot like the Tiki world seen in [[Enchanted Tiki Dreams (Episode)|Enchanted Tiki Dreams]]
*When SpongeBob is saying how it's a great idea that Smellie should stay at Patrick's house, he is holding Gary upside-down.

==Transport==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Thing|Transcript for The Thing]]

{{Season4}}

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That’s No Lady (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:06:48Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|That's No Lady|Titlecard-That's No Lady.jpg|75b|4|November 25, 2006|Squidtastic Voyage|The Thing}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''"That's No Lady"''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
**(Alter Ego [[Patricia]]) [[Image:Patricia.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick as a girl]] (debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Sunny Shores Salesman]]
*Krusty Krab Customers
*[[Mr. Seaweed Monster Man]]

==Plot==
While Patrick was running around in Bikini Bottom, a [[Sunny Shores Salesman|stranger]] yells at Patrick telling him to "[[Sunny Shore Resorts|get out of town]]". Patrick becomes convinced he is in danger and tells SpongeBob he's going to move. So he packs "his" things (actually SpongeBob's), and is ready to leave. But SpongeBob tells him he can change his identity. So SpongeBob performs a makeover on Patrick and makes him look like a girl; now known as "Patricia". Everyone falls in love with him, especially Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who only hires "Patricia" since she is a girl. Mr. Krabs and Squidward also flirt with "Patricia", although this doesn't present a problem to him. Patrick has no idea what is making Mr. Krabs and Squidward act so weird and nice to him. All male Bikini Bottomites, fought over Patrick but Patrick ignores them. Later, he finds out the fish was just trying to sell him a luxury vacation. Patrick then strips off all his clothes in the middle of the Krusty Krab. The customers are shocked to see the person they competed over not only a man, but a naked one. When the Bikini Bottomites find out the truth, Squidward's eyelids started to close tight after seeing a naked Patrick. Mr. Krabs fires "[[Patricia]]" because Patrick is not a girl. SpongeBob and Patrick then run out of the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode aired in Germany before it aired in the United States.
*Mr. Krabs and Squidward wanted to ask her out, at the part where in Patricia was using a hose, if you watch carefully, suddenly a pair of shells appeared on her clothes.
*Squidward reads [[Showtime Weekly]] in this episode.
*There are no female characters in the episode.
*In Germany, this episode is called "Patricia," the name Patrick added to himself.
*The "get out of town!" guy also apears in the game version of [[Truth or Square]].
*This episode was briefly pulled from rotation for being what some people considered "transgender propaganda."

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: That's No Lady|Transcript for That's No Lady]]

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{{Season4}}

That’s No Lady (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:06:29Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|That's No Lady|Titlecard-That's No Lady.jpg|75b|4|November 25, 2006|Squidtastic Voyage|The Thing}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:name.jpg|300px]]</center>
© Viacom
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'''"That's No Lady"''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
**(Alter Ego [[Patricia Star]]) [[Image:Patricia.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick as a girl]] (debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Sunny Shores Salesman]]
*Krusty Krab Customers
*[[Mr. Seaweed Monster Man]]

==Plot==
While Patrick was running around in Bikini Bottom, a [[Sunny Shores Salesman|stranger]] yells at Patrick telling him to "[[Sunny Shore Resorts|get out of town]]". Patrick becomes convinced he is in danger and tells SpongeBob he's going to move. So he packs "his" things (actually SpongeBob's), and is ready to leave. But SpongeBob tells him he can change his identity. So SpongeBob performs a makeover on Patrick and makes him look like a girl; now known as "Patricia". Everyone falls in love with him, especially Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who only hires "Patricia" since she is a girl. Mr. Krabs and Squidward also flirt with "Patricia", although this doesn't present a problem to him. Patrick has no idea what is making Mr. Krabs and Squidward act so weird and nice to him. All male Bikini Bottomites, fought over Patrick but Patrick ignores them. Later, he finds out the fish was just trying to sell him a luxury vacation. Patrick then strips off all his clothes in the middle of the Krusty Krab. The customers are shocked to see the person they competed over not only a man, but a naked one. When the Bikini Bottomites find out the truth, Squidward's eyelids started to close tight after seeing a naked Patrick. Mr. Krabs fires "[[Patricia]]" because Patrick is not a girl. SpongeBob and Patrick then run out of the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode aired in Germany before it aired in the United States.
*Mr. Krabs and Squidward wanted to ask her out, at the part where in Patricia was using a hose, if you watch carefully, suddenly a pair of shells appeared on her clothes.
*Squidward reads [[Showtime Weekly]] in this episode.
*There are no female characters in the episode.
*In Germany, this episode is called "Patricia," the name Patrick added to himself.
*The "get out of town!" guy also apears in the game version of [[Truth or Square]].
*This episode was briefly pulled from rotation for being what some people considered "transgender propaganda."

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: That's No Lady|Transcript for That's No Lady]]

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Wigstruck (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:05:31Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Wigstruck|Titlecard-Wigstruck.jpg|74b|4|November 17, 2006|Bummer Vacation|Squidtastic Voyage}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Wigstruck''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePanrs]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Evelyn|The Pink Fish]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Krusty Krab]] customers
*The Reef employees and audience

===Places===
*[[Bigshot Records]] (debut)
*[[Downtown Bikini Bottom]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Floaters Cemetery]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with [[Ned and the Needlefish]] on a bus on tour and the possible lead singer comes in with a hat. The others throw it away and ironically SpongeBob is walking out of his home and trips over the George Washington like wig. SpongeBob walks to the Krusty Krab with the wig on and the Bikini Bottomites' laugh at him. SpongeBob thinks they are enjoying the wig. At work, SpongeBob still has the wig on and he is cooking [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. The only issue was though was that hair was going all over the patties. This made Mr. Krabs give SpongeBob a hair net. After that, he sees Mr. Krabs and he says he looks cool. Mr. Krabs says, "You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer!" SpongeBob then replies "for your information Mr. Krabs, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what cool means." Mr. Krabs tells him to stop wearing the wig to work.

Ned and the Needlefish then arrive at [[Bigshot Records]] and the owner of the company tells them that they are fired because Ned doesn’t have hair. Then later SpongeBob meets Sandy at his house because they never got to talk at the Krusty Krab (She was laughing too much) and she takes SpongeBob to a movie. However, SpongeBob's wig blocks the screen and the Bikini Bottomites' start a riot. SpongeBob realizes the wig was goofy and he throws it away. Then, Ned wanders in the streets wondering where to find hair. He then finds his wig and is overjoyed. A day later the Bikini Bottomites' wear the same wig because Ned and the Needlefish wore it and SpongeBob finds out he was cool before anyone else.... But not now! SpongeBob then wishes he had a wig, but Patrick comes and says he can borrow his, but to wash it before he returns it.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] eats a part of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s wig. But when SpongeBob goes on, his wig is full again.
*The word mustard is not misspelled on the bottle, you just can't see the rest of it.
*You can see [[Floaters Cemetery]] on the beginning of the episode.
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] has locked [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] inside the freezer before.
*[[Scooter]] is voiced by [[Clancy Brown]] in this episode.
*In the [[Krusty Krab]], you can see the same couple in the shot twice.
*Unknown Tracks 3 plays in the title card along with [[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]], [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]], [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]], [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]], [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]], [[A Pal for Gary (Episode)|A Pal for Gary]], [[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]], [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]], and [[Greasy Buffoons (Episode)|Greasy Buffoons]].
*The title name is a parody to the phrase "I'm so starstruck."
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] is a possible refrence to when rock groups wore wigs that were out of style and wore old torn up clothing.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Wigstruck|Transcript for Wigstruck]]

{{Season4}}
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Wigstruck (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:05:03Z

135.26.64.17: /* Places */

{{EpInfo|Wigstruck|Titlecard-Wigstruck.jpg|74b|4|November 17, 2006|Bummer Vacation|Squidtastic Voyage}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Perucke.jpg|300px]]</center>
© Viacom
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'''Wigstruck''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Evelyn|The Pink Fish]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Krusty Krab]] customers
*The Reef employees and audience
===Places===
*[[Bigshot Records]] (debut)
*[[Downtown Bikini Bottom]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Floaters Cemetery]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with [[Ned and the Needlefish]] on a bus on tour and the possible lead singer comes in with a hat. The others throw it away and ironically SpongeBob is walking out of his home and trips over the George Washington like wig. SpongeBob walks to the Krusty Krab with the wig on and the Bikini Bottomites' laugh at him. SpongeBob thinks they are enjoying the wig. At work, SpongeBob still has the wig on and he is cooking [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. The only issue was though was that hair was going all over the patties. This made Mr. Krabs give SpongeBob a hair net. After that, he sees Mr. Krabs and he says he looks cool. Mr. Krabs says, "You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer!" SpongeBob then replies "for your information Mr. Krabs, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what cool means." Mr. Krabs tells him to stop wearing the wig to work.

Ned and the Needlefish then arrive at [[Bigshot Records]] and the owner of the company tells them that they are fired because Ned doesn’t have hair. Then later SpongeBob meets Sandy at his house because they never got to talk at the Krusty Krab (She was laughing too much) and she takes SpongeBob to a movie. However, SpongeBob's wig blocks the screen and the Bikini Bottomites' start a riot. SpongeBob realizes the wig was goofy and he throws it away. Then, Ned wanders in the streets wondering where to find hair. He then finds his wig and is overjoyed. A day later the Bikini Bottomites' wear the same wig because Ned and the Needlefish wore it and SpongeBob finds out he was cool before anyone else.... But not now! SpongeBob then wishes he had a wig, but Patrick comes and says he can borrow his, but to wash it before he returns it.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] eats a part of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s wig. But when SpongeBob goes on, his wig is full again.
*The word mustard is not misspelled on the bottle, you just can't see the rest of it.
*You can see [[Floaters Cemetery]] on the beginning of the episode.
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] has locked [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] inside the freezer before.
*[[Scooter]] is voiced by [[Clancy Brown]] in this episode.
*In the [[Krusty Krab]], you can see the same couple in the shot twice.
*Unknown Tracks 3 plays in the title card along with [[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]], [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]], [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]], [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]], [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]], [[A Pal for Gary (Episode)|A Pal for Gary]], [[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]], [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]], and [[Greasy Buffoons (Episode)|Greasy Buffoons]].
*The title name is a parody to the phrase "I'm so starstruck."
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] is a possible refrence to when rock groups wore wigs that were out of style and wore old torn up clothing.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Wigstruck|Transcript for Wigstruck]]

{{Season4}}
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Wigstruck (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:03:06Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Wigstruck|Titlecard-Wigstruck.jpg|74b|4|November 17, 2006|Bummer Vacation|Squidtastic Voyage}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Perucke.jpg|300px]]</center>
© Viacom
|-
|}
'''Wigstruck''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] (debut)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Timmy]]
*[[Evelyn|The Pink Fish]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Krusty Krab]] customers
*The Reef employees and audience

===Places===
*[[Bigshot Records]]
*[[Downtown Bikini Bottom]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Floaters Cemetery]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with [[Ned and the Needlefish]] on a bus on tour and the possible lead singer comes in with a hat. The others throw it away and ironically SpongeBob is walking out of his home and trips over the George Washington like wig. SpongeBob walks to the Krusty Krab with the wig on and the Bikini Bottomites' laugh at him. SpongeBob thinks they are enjoying the wig. At work, SpongeBob still has the wig on and he is cooking [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]. The only issue was though was that hair was going all over the patties. This made Mr. Krabs give SpongeBob a hair net. After that, he sees Mr. Krabs and he says he looks cool. Mr. Krabs says, "You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer!" SpongeBob then replies "for your information Mr. Krabs, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what cool means." Mr. Krabs tells him to stop wearing the wig to work.

Ned and the Needlefish then arrive at [[Bigshot Records]] and the owner of the company tells them that they are fired because Ned doesn’t have hair. Then later SpongeBob meets Sandy at his house because they never got to talk at the Krusty Krab (She was laughing too much) and she takes SpongeBob to a movie. However, SpongeBob's wig blocks the screen and the Bikini Bottomites' start a riot. SpongeBob realizes the wig was goofy and he throws it away. Then, Ned wanders in the streets wondering where to find hair. He then finds his wig and is overjoyed. A day later the Bikini Bottomites' wear the same wig because Ned and the Needlefish wore it and SpongeBob finds out he was cool before anyone else.... But not now! SpongeBob then wishes he had a wig, but Patrick comes and says he can borrow his, but to wash it before he returns it.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] eats a part of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s wig. But when SpongeBob goes on, his wig is full again.
*The word mustard is not misspelled on the bottle, you just can't see the rest of it.
*You can see [[Floaters Cemetery]] on the beginning of the episode.
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] has locked [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] inside the freezer before.
*[[Scooter]] is voiced by [[Clancy Brown]] in this episode.
*In the [[Krusty Krab]], you can see the same couple in the shot twice.
*Unknown Tracks 3 plays in the title card along with [[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]], [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]], [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]], [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]], [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]], [[A Pal for Gary (Episode)|A Pal for Gary]], [[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]], [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]], and [[Greasy Buffoons (Episode)|Greasy Buffoons]].
*The title name is a parody to the phrase "I'm so starstruck."
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] is a possible refrence to when rock groups wore wigs that were out of style and wore old torn up clothing.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Wigstruck|Transcript for Wigstruck]]

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Once Bitten (Episode)

2022-12-04T15:01:47Z

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{{EpInfo|Once Bitten|Titlecard-Once Bitten.jpg|73b|4|September 22, 2006|New Leaf|Bummer Vacation}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Frank Welker}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Once Bitten''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Johnny]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] citizens

==Plot==
Squidward is happy on this day because it is Sunday! So on Sunday in Bikini Bottom, Squidward walks out of his home and slips on Gary's slime-trail. He gets mad and builds a fence of cheap splintery wood to protect him, and Gary the Snail bites him. Soon after that Patrick enters SpongeBob's House and tells SpongeBob about [[Mad Snail Disease]]. SpongeBob becomes a bit worried because Gary was acting strange. Later, Squidward asks SpongeBob if Gary has had all of his shots. SpongeBob says that he has forgotten to give him his "mad snail disease" shot, a disease Patrick had mentioned to SpongeBob beforehand. Just then, Gary runs off and starts to bite everybody in sight. Patrick tells SpongeBob and Squidward about the symptoms of the disease, one of which at the end is turning into a zombie. Bikini Bottom gets burned and wrecked as everybody scrambles to evacuate the city this becomes a huge issue in the whole town. Soon, almost everybody gets bitten and believes they have turned into zombies. Those who have not fled are trapped in the [[Krusty Krab]]. SpongeBob tries to get in, but they believe he is a zombie. He slips through the doors. The citizens believe that Patrick and SpongeBob are zombies. Then people are accusing of people to be zombies...

Just then Gary comes in, much to the frightening of the civilians. Gary bites SpongeBob. A Bikini Bottom doctor, Dr. Gill Gilliam, comes inside and says that the disease is just an urban legend and Gary was just suffering from a tree-sized splinter in his foot from Squidward's large wooden fence. The episode ends with Gary biting Mr. Krabs although this was unknown why....

[[File:Mad_Snail_Disease_Title_Card.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Warning on TV © Viacom]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[File:Zombies!.jpg|thumb|right|The Priodity of Dawn of the Dead, Where they take refuge © Viacom]]
*The plot of this episode appears to be a parody of classic zombie movies such as ''28 Days Later'', ''Night of the Living Dead'', ''Dawn of the Dead'', ''Zombieland'' and the ''Left 4 Dead'' video game series.
*Around the end, most of the Bikini Bottomites who were not "infected" by Mad Snail Disease fled and locked themselves in the Krusty Krab. This is what happened in ''Dawn of the Dead''.
*This episode is similar to the viral outbreak in the Resident Evil series, when Raccoon City is infected with a virus and all of the citizens became zombies. Also, when SpongeBob is first attacked by the zombies, some of the zombies are dressed in police uniform, which is similar to the zombies in ''Resident Evil 2''.
*Mad Snail Disease is a parody of Mad Cow Disease, or BSE, which is a fatal brain disease seen in cattle. The symptoms for snails are similar to rabies.
*Patrick says to Squidward that he has severely untrimmed toenails but Squidward does not have human-like feet, he has tentacles. This can also be seen in the episode [[Giant Squidward]].
*This is the second time Mr.Krabs' butt is bitten. The first was [[Clams (Episode)|Clams]].
*The episode's title is a parody of the phrase ''Once Bitten, Twice Shy''.
*Dr. Gill Gilliam's name seems to be taken from the name of Squidward's rival, [[Squilliam Fancyson]]. Squilliam and Gilliam both rhyme with William.
*When [[Dr. Gill Gilliam]] pulls the splinter out of [[Gary the Snail|Gary]], it turns into a giant pointed log.
*S.E. and S.D.E stands for snail expert and snail disease expert respectively.
*This is the Second Episode to feature "zombies". The first was in [[Nasty Patty (Episode)|Nasty Patty]] and the third was in [[The Krusty Sponge (Episode)|The Krusty Sponge]].
*In this episode, Dr. Gill Gilliam is shown with orange skin. In other episodes, he is purple.
*Sandy is absent from this episode.
*Gary and Squidward get along in most episodes after this.
*There is a fish that is wearing scuba gear, but in later scenes he is missing.
*Medley and his wife are seen in a traffic jam to get out of the city.
*Somehow, Bikini Bottom lights on fire whenever there is a riot either due to the fish starting one or something they are scared of starting one. For example, in [[Wormy (Episode)|Wormy]] they were scared of Wormy so the city got caught on fire.
*This is one of the many episodes where the [[Chum Bucket]] is not across the street. Another example is in [[Bummer Vacation]].

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Once Bitten|Transcript for Once Bitten]]

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All that Glitters (Episode)

2022-12-04T14:59:24Z

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{{EpInfo|All that Glitters|Titlecard-All that Glitters.jpg|72a|4|2 June 2006|Karate Island|Wishing You Well}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''All That Glitters''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, an overweight fish orders a [[Monster Krabby Patty]]. This shocks SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and the customers. So [[Hans]] drop the Monster Patty on the grill and SpongeBob tries to flip it, but his spatula (named Spat) accidentally explodes and catches fire. SpongeBob starts hysterically screaming and crying everywhere he goes, but after several minutes of uncontrollable crying, nothing happens. He feels he is unable to work without Spat, and Spat feels the same way, so Spat checks himself into the hospital, with SpongeBob following him. He sees him in the bed and SpongeBob goes through a flashback of what they have done together. Then the doctor tells SpongeBob that he should get another spatula to replace the broken spatula and SpongeBob becomes depressed.

He leaves the hospital, believing that nothing else could replace Spat, until he sees a high-tech device called: ''LE SPATULA''. SpongeBob gives into temptation and trades everything he has, including his pants, for his replacement spatula.

After purchasing his replacement spatula, SpongeBob goes back into the Krusty Krab and attempts to flip patties after Mr. Krabs sees the replacement spatula. ''LE SPATULA'' runs away because it does not like to be filthy (thereby defeating the purpose of a spatula) or SpongeBob himself. All the customers are upset with their inability to get their food, and SpongeBob goes back to the hospital. However, before he gets to see Spat, the doctor tells him it is too late. He then watches a spatula die, but then he finds out that the spatula he just saw was not his spatula; his spatula was well patched up and taken to the Infirmary. The doctor had told SpongeBob that he did not get an acting role, not that Spat had died.

SpongeBob is delighted that Spat is back cooking Krabby Patties. Now reunited, Spat and SpongeBob still have to flip the Monster Patty, but this time, instead of Spat exploding again, SpongeBob's arms burst into flames. SpongeBob starts laughing, and the episode ends.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Dee Bradley Baker]] voices Le Spatula.
*When SpongeBob says that there's only one spatula for him, this is not true. In the book called SpongeBob DetectivePants: The Case of the Missing Spatula, SpongeBob had a different spatula named "Flipper" though it's not considered canon.
*This episode was originally called "All Those Tears", but it was later changed to "All That Glitters".
*When SpongeBob breaks the fourth wall, it is a parody of a line from Shakespeare's play "The Merchant of Venice".
*The episode's title is a reference to the line ''All that glitters is not gold.'' SpongeBob even says it in this episode.
*This is one of the ten episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[SB-129]], [[Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane]], [[Karate Island]], [[The Donut of Shame]], and [[The Krabby Kronicle]].
*Immediately after the theme song ends, there is about two second's worth of a pause before the title card pops up. This is the only episode to have the delay.
*The purple and gold 'Le Spatula' bag is surprisingly similar to the bag used for the Canadian made Crown Royal Whiskey.
*The Monster Krabby Patty is not seen more throughout the series, possibly because it was taken out of the menu so [[Spat]] wouldn't break.
*If you look carefully, there are scenes when the green button on Le Spatula disappears.
*It is revealed that [[Replacement Doctor]] from [[The Lost Mattress]] and [[Funny Pants]] is not really a doctor and is actually an actor searching for his role.
*This is the first episode to show SpongeBob using another spatula.
*Patrick's 2nd non-speaking role, the first [[Just One Bite]]. The next will be [[I ♥ Dancing (Episode)|I ♥ Dancing]].
*The salesman actually cheated SpongeBob out of all of his things by the look on his face.
*The fourth wall is broken when SpongeBob says "All that glitters is not gold" because he is looking straightly at the audience.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]] (cameo)
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Customers
*[[Spat]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]]
*[[Replacement Doctor]]
*[[Le Spatula]] (only appearance)
*[[Fred]]
*[[Harold]]
*Pirate
*Fat Orange Guy
*[[Nat]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*Evelyn's unnamed daughter
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*Miss Shell

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: All That Glitters|Transcript for All That Glitters]]

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All that Glitters (Episode)

2022-12-04T14:59:11Z

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{{EpInfo|All that Glitters|Titlecard-All that Glitters.jpg|72a|4|2 June 2006|Karate Island|Wishing You Well}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''All That Glitters''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, an overweight fish orders a [[Monster Krabby Patty]]. This shocks SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and the customers. So [[Hans]] drop the Monster Patty on the grill and SpongeBob tries to flip it, but his spatula (named Spat) accidentally explodes and catches fire. SpongeBob starts hysterically screaming and crying everywhere he goes, but after several minutes of uncontrollable crying, nothing happens. He feels he is unable to work without Spat, and Spat feels the same way, so Spat checks himself into the hospital, with SpongeBob following him. He sees him in the bed and SpongeBob goes through a flashback of what they have done together. Then the doctor tells SpongeBob that he should get another spatula to replace the broken spatula and SpongeBob becomes depressed.

He leaves the hospital, believing that nothing else could replace Spat, until he sees a high-tech device called: ''LE SPATULA''. SpongeBob gives into temptation and trades everything he has, including his pants, for his replacement spatula.

After purchasing his replacement spatula, SpongeBob goes back into the Krusty Krab and attempts to flip patties after Mr. Krabs sees the replacement spatula. ''LE SPATULA'' runs away because it does not like to be filthy (thereby defeating the purpose of a spatula) or SpongeBob himself. All the customers are upset with their inability to get their food, and SpongeBob goes back to the hospital. However, before he gets to see Spat, the doctor tells him it is too late. He then watches a spatula die, but then he finds out that the spatula he just saw was not his spatula; his spatula was well patched up and taken to the Infirmary. The doctor had told SpongeBob that he did not get an acting role, not that Spat had died.

SpongeBob is delighted that Spat is back cooking Krabby Patties. Now reunited, Spat and SpongeBob still have to flip the Monster Patty, but this time, instead of Spat exploding again, SpongeBob's arms burst into flames. SpongeBob starts laughing, and the episode ends.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Dee Bradley Baker]] voices Le Spatula.
*When SpongeBob says that there's only one spatula for him, this is not true. In the book called SpongeBob DetectivePants: The Case of the Missing Spatula, SpongeBob had a different spatula named "Flipper" though it's not considered canon.
*This episode was originally called "All Those Tears", but it was later changed to "All That Glitters".
*When SpongeBob breaks the fourth wall, it is a parody of a line from Shakespeare's play "The Merchant of Venice".
*The episode's title is a reference to the line ''All that glitters is not gold.'' SpongeBob even says it in this episode.
*This is one of the ten episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[SB-129]], [[Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane]], [[Karate Island]], [[The Donut of Shame]], and [[The Krabby Kronicle]].
*Immediately after the theme song ends, there is about two second's worth of a pause before the title card pops up. This is the only episode to have the delay.
*The purple and gold 'Le Spatula' bag is surprisingly similar to the bag used for the Canadian made Crown Royal Whiskey.
*The Monster Krabby Patty is not seen more throughout the series, possibly because it was taken out of the menu so [[Spat]] wouldn't break.
*If you look carefully, there are scenes when the green button on Le Spatula disappears.
*It is revealed that [[Replacement Doctor]] from [[The Lost Mattress]] and [[Funny Pants]] is not really a doctor and is actually an actor searching for his role.
*This is the first episode to show SpongeBob using another spatula.
*Patrick's 2nd non-speaking role, the first [[Just One Bite]]. The next will be [[I ♥ Dancing (Episode)|I ♥ Dancing]].
*The salesman actually cheated SpongeBob out of all of his things by the look on his face.
*The fourth wall is broken when SpongeBob says "All that glitters is not gold" because he is looking straightly at the audience.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]] (cameo)
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Customers
*[[Spat]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary the Snail]
*[[Replacement Doctor]]
*[[Le Spatula]] (only appearance)
*[[Fred]]
*[[Harold]]
*Pirate
*Fat Orange Guy
*[[Nat]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*Evelyn's unnamed daughter
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]]
*Miss Shell

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: All That Glitters|Transcript for All That Glitters]]

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Karate Island (Episode)

2022-12-04T14:56:42Z

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{{EpInfo|Karate Island|Titlecard-Karate Island.jpg|71b|4|12 May 2006|Whale of a Birthday|All that Glitters}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''"Karate Island"''' is an episode from Season 4.

==Plot==
The episode starts with SpongeBob receiving a letter with a video in it from the local postman. SpongeBob inserts the video and it says that SpongeBob is invited to Karate Island to be crowned "King of Karate". SpongeBob is excited and brags about it to Sandy, Sandy decides to come with SpongeBob to "Check It Out".

When they arrive, they hop off the boat and proceed to meet a supposed "Karate Legend". He invites them both in and continues to tell SpongeBob that he is truly the King of Karate. Sandy becomes suspicious when the supposed Karate Legend tells SpongeBob to sit on his throne leaving Sandy to sit on a small wooden chair. Sandy then talks to SpongeBob about him being the supposed "King of Karate". SpongeBob keeps bragging about his accomplishment, which makes Sandy angry and causes her to leave. Suddenly, metal cuffs surround SpongeBob's hands and trap him from escaping.

finally, the supposed Karate legend tells SpongeBob that he is here to sell real estate into buying the condos on Karate Island. It is revealed after the sentence that the island is called Condo Island. SpongeBob Screams help while Sandy,(who is almost at the boat) turns around and says "SpongeBob needs no help, he's the "King Of Karate". SpongeBob yells out and says that he needs help so Sandy replies and says "I'm comin' to get ya SpongeBob" and she runs towards the condos that SpongeBob is trapped in.

Sandy makes it to the building and she finds The Tickler, wanting to tickle her sack for money. Sandy had to beat his tip to proceed and make it to the top were SpongeBob was being held captive. She defeated him by throwing numerous jelly filled donuts at him. In the next floor, Sandy faced off against Lip Service, who was going to kiss her with her massive lips to keep her at the other end of the room. She defeated her by using a hair dryer and chapping her lips. Victorious again, Sandy went to the next floor to face Filthy Phil (aka O.G. Mudbone). He released his horrible body oder through pores of his body, but Sandy was not affected by this because the scent could not pene<nowiki></nowiki>trate her huge dome. Surprised, Phil accidentally smelled some his own stink, and he passed out. Sandy then got to the floor where the fake King of Karate and The Conman are. Udon rips his clothes and begins to flex to begin his muscle growth.He grunts as his muscle grow from his arms,abs,pecs,and legs.Veins pop out of his arms,and head, .Sandy also rips off her clothes and began to flex too. Her muscles grow from her pecs,arms,abs, and legs.She grunts heavily while veins pop out of her head and arms too. Sandy's extra muscle scene is when she turns her tail into a muscular arm with a vein.Udons extra muscle scene is when his eye brows turn into arms flexing with veins. Then there are multiple scenes of Sandy and Udons showing their muscular body first Sandy showing her pecs and still holding her flex position and agrily gritting her teeth. Then Udons rippling pecs but he does not show his arms in flexing position but he still grits his teath angrily.Then Sandy's buff right arm with a vein flexing.Then Udons arm which is slightly bigger than Sandy's arm.Then Sandy's legs that are throbbing after the growth and then Udons throbbing leg.Sandy rises with her muscular body and roars. Udon also rises with his body but roars like a lion. Then their body returns to normal and they begin to fight. Sandy emerged victorious and threw Udon out of the window, falling into the shallow ocean. SpongeBob was thankful and apologized to Sandy saying that he was not what he said he was. Sandy and SpongeBob leave Condo Island. The last scene ends with Squidward ariving to the island claiming to him self that the "King of Clarinets" is here, and had came when he heard that Sandy beat Udon.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second episode to show blood. The first was [[Dying For Pie (Episode)|Dying For Pie]], and the third would be [[Born To Be Wild]].
*This episode is posthumous for Pat Morita who voiced Udon in this episode and died before the episode's release.
* Karate Island is voted by many fans as the most popular SpongeBob episode ever. Karate Island was voted Episode #1 in the Best day Ever Marathon in the U.S.
*Master Udon says that Sandy must first pass four levels, but she only goes through three. Perhaps Master Udon is the fourth level.
*When Sandy is throwing jelly donuts in the Tickler's mouth, that plate starts out full, and then it starts to get empty. But then when it shows the plate again, it's full.
*When Sandy defeats Master Udon, she says, "You're in the soup now, Udon!" Udon is a type of wheat-based noodle eaten in Japan and often used to make soup.
*This is Jennete McCurdy's favorite episode from [[The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]].
*Udon locked SpongeBob into a chair. However when Sandy defeats Udon, SpongeBob walks over to Sandy with no explanation of how he escaped, but only his hands were locked so its possible that SpongeBob simply squeezed his hands out of the cuffs and escaped, or he had detached his limbs and regrew them.
*The Tickler speaks like a Japanese martial arts expert usually does in late-20th century Japanese movies and TV shows, where the words he speaks trail his lip movements.
*The title card was shown in the video that SpongeBob got from the mailman, this episode's art card designers has wrote letters and send them on enevelopes and putting stickers and e-mail adresses on them. Each one has saying "Hey! We used the same title card in the video SpongeBob got from the mailfish".
*2 hand signal parodies are seen in this episode:
**When Sandy is getting out of the cage, she uses a series of hand signals, which refer to the popular anime/manga ''Naruto''.
**Her last hand signal is an Aura Hand, a reference to the Japanese TV series ''Hikari Sentai Maskman''.
*This marks the third time Sandy wears her bikini underwater since [[Pressure (Episode)|Pressure]] and [[Procrastination (Episode)|Procrastination]]. The fourth time would be in [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]] and the fifth would be [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (Episode)|Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]].
*When SpongeBob and Sandy arrived, the boat sank. But when they came out to leave, the boat was there again.
*This episode uses elements from the classic Bruce Lee film, ''Game of Death'', such as the manner in which Udon falls from the top floor of the tower, similar to how Dr. Land does so in ''Game of Death''. Sandy also wears the same black and yellow jumpsuit that Bruce Lee had worn, and the four floors with an opponent Sandy had to get through is a reference to the same movie.
*This is the third time Sandy is shown muscular. The first was in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]]. The second was in [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the first time Unknown Tracks 3 plays in the background.
*How did [[Squidward]] know it was the island he was looking for? If he was going for King of Clarinets, the island should have been called Clarinet Island. However the sign said [[Karate Island]].

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Master Udon]] (debut)
*[[The Tickler]] (debut)
*[[Lip Service]] (debut)
*[[Filthy Phil]] (debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward Tentacles]] (cameo at the end)
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*[[Fred]]

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Karate Island|Transcript for Karate Island]]

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Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired (Episode)

2022-12-04T14:52:47Z

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{{EpInfo|Mrs. Puff, You're Fired|Titlecard-Mrs. Puff, You're Fired.jpg|69b|4/2004|April 1, 2006|Krusty Towers|Chimps Ahoy}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''Mrs. Puff, You're Fired''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[French Narrator]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]] (2 cameos)
*[[Sergeant Roderick]] (only appearance)
*[[Mr. Fitz]] (debut)
*[[Nat]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Mrs. Puff]]

===Places===
*[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]]

==Plot==
At Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Mr. Fitz (Boating School Superintendent) is talking to Mrs. Puff on her high record of flunking students, in which SpongeBob is the only one, who has flunked 1,258,056 times. Mrs. Puff needs to show Mr. Fitz everything she taught SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob has flunked another driving test. Mr. Fitz despite Mrs. Puff's evidence for SB being unteachable, blames his failures on her, fires Mrs. Puff, and a new boating instructor who has retired from the army named Sergent Roderick (most likely a shark) comes in and takes over the school. He has various strict rules in his class, one student is thrown out for talking and another is thrown out for eating. The other students become afraid and run away, except for SpongeBob, who is his only student.

Roderick has set up a difficult road course with spikes, fire, etcetera as an obstacle course version and orders SpongeBob to learn it by crawling, walking without shoes, and running before he drives a vehicle on it. His methods of teaching end up resulting:

Test 1 Crawling: SpongeBob crawls across the road course until his hand lands and pierces over a pebble. He screams and crashes his way around the course. Roderick gets angered, takes out the pebble from SpongeBob's arm, smashes it and orders SpongeBob to try again. This time he is successful at crawling.

Test 2 Walking: Roderick takes off SpongeBob's footwear and as SpongeBob walks across the road course he holds Sergeant Roderick on his piggy-back. He presumably succeeds.

Test 3 Running: SpongeBob runs across the course and succeeds after surviving a hazardous area which unseeingly burns off his skin to his bones.

Test 4 Knowing the boat: Sergeant Roderick orders SB to take apart a boat. SpongeBob succeeds but is ordered to put it back together again which makes SB confused on the reverse part of the method. After several hours SpongeBob claims he did it but when showing Roderick his result they both see a rocket which launches in the air.

Test 5 Pedestrians: Roderick sets up decoys around the course shaped like pedestrians and he sees SB run across the course successfully that is until he comes across his first fake pedestrian. SpongeBob gets scared, crashes into all the pedestrians and shatters fly over the course. He slides into Roderick across the finish line and Roderick glares at him. SpongeBob asks "How did I do?" Roderick says "Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian...HOW YOU DID?!"

Test 6 Blindfolding: SB learns his course perfectly but Roderick tells him to perform every test taken previously but blindfolded. After months SB finally memorizes his way around the track blindfolded and is told to get on the boat.

Test 7 Blindfold driving: SB drives Roderick around the track blindfolded and succeeds.

After the tests are passed Roderick invites Mr. Fitz to see if SpongeBob can get his drivers' license finally but when SB attempts to show Mr. Fitz his blindfolding moves he is told it is illegal to drive on public roads blindfolded. SB without his blindfold drives through the school blowing it up into a mess of fire and debris, speeds to Bikini Bottom, smashes through houses, someone's apartment home on the top floor of a building, plumbing under the ground, through grasslands where Mrs. Puff is painting, takes Mrs. Puff aboard, rips off the car brake, drives back into Bikini Bottom destroying all buildings, hits Roderick away in the air when he attempts to stop the car, and hits Patrick to capture his pants. Blindfolded by Patrick's pants SB finally can drive perfectly but when he successfully parks Mr. Fitz tells SB that he only does not pass because on the test there was no "Destroy the city" part and apologizes to Mrs. Puff finally realizing that SB is unteachable since the best teacher could not teach him. He rehires Mrs. Puff to her displeasure.

==Cultural References==
*When Sergeant Roderick comes in and talks about his second rule (no eating in class), then he offers bon-bons to one of the students, and after one of the students eats one, he literally throws the student through a wall. This scene is remarkably like the scene in the movie, Matilda, where the "Trunchbull" offers a piece of cake to a young boy, and punishes him for it.
*After all of the other students flee from the classroom, Sergeant Roderick says to SpongeBob, "Looks like you're the man, sponge," a reference to Finding Forrester, and the site YTMND.
*When SpongeBob says, "pebble number 143", it is a reference to "Mister Rogers Neighborhood", in which "143" means, "I love you".

==Associated Production Music==
*[[Associated Production Music: C#Chase Cue 1|Chase Cue 1]] - "Drive, boy! Drive!"

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The [[Season 4, Volume 1]] DVD case was taken from this episode.
*SpongeBob can only drive non-catastrophically when he is blindfolded.
*This is the first season 4 episode that doesn't feature Squidward.
*In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]], SpongeBob revealed that he doesn't have bones. However, his bones appeared in the episodes [[Squid on Strike]], [[Shell of a Man]], and this episode.
*Sergeant Roderick says that its illegal to drive blindfolded in Bikini Bottom.
*Closed-captioning error: At the beginning of this episode, Mr. Fitz says that he represents the Boating Teachers Accreditation Bureau. However, the captions said "Voting" instead of "Boating."
*In [[Boating School]], SpongeBob had only failed 38 times.
*"Krusty Towers"/"Mrs. Puff, You're Fired" was the last episode to get a 9.0 or higher on TV.com until [[Sand Castles in the Sand]].
*This is the second time we a see realistic sponge jumping from the island. The first was [[No Weenies Allowed]].
*It is possible that Sergeant Roderick and Mr. Krabs knew each other since they were both in the Navy.
*The only mystery left is if Sergeant Roderick died when he was run over.
*This is the last episode produced in 2004.
*This episode is the first episode to have "You're Fired" in the title. The second is [[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]].

==Quotes==
*Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian...HOW YOU DID?! (Sergeant Roderick)
*(Repeated) SpongeBob is unteachable (Mrs. Puff and Mr. Fitz)
*The nerve of some people. (Patrick)

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mrs. Puff, You're Fired|Transcript for Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 4]]
[[de:Mrs. Puff, Sie sind gefeuert (Episode)]]

{{Season4}}

Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired (Episode)

2022-12-04T14:52:02Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Mrs. Puff, You're Fired|Titlecard-Mrs. Puff, You're Fired.jpg|69b|4/2004|April 1, 2006|Krusty Towers|Chimps Ahoy}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Segant.jpg|300px]]</center>Sergeant Roderick and SpongeBob
© Viacom
|-
|}

'''Mrs. Puff, You're Fired''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]] (2 cameos)
*[[Sergeant Roderick]]
*[[Mr. Fitz]] (debut)
*[[Nat]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Mrs. Puff]]

===Places===
*[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]]

==Plot==
At Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Mr. Fitz (Boating School Superintendent) is talking to Mrs. Puff on her high record of flunking students, in which SpongeBob is the only one, who has flunked 1,258,056 times. Mrs. Puff needs to show Mr. Fitz everything she taught SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob has flunked another driving test. Mr. Fitz despite Mrs. Puff's evidence for SB being unteachable, blames his failures on her, fires Mrs. Puff, and a new boating instructor who has retired from the army named Sergent Roderick (most likely a shark) comes in and takes over the school. He has various strict rules in his class, one student is thrown out for talking and another is thrown out for eating. The other students become afraid and run away, except for SpongeBob, who is his only student.

Roderick has set up a difficult road course with spikes, fire, etcetera as an obstacle course version and orders SpongeBob to learn it by crawling, walking without shoes, and running before he drives a vehicle on it. His methods of teaching end up resulting:

Test 1 Crawling: SpongeBob crawls across the road course until his hand lands and pierces over a pebble. He screams and crashes his way around the course. Roderick gets angered, takes out the pebble from SpongeBob's arm, smashes it and orders SpongeBob to try again. This time he is successful at crawling.

Test 2 Walking: Roderick takes off SpongeBob's footwear and as SpongeBob walks across the road course he holds Sergeant Roderick on his piggy-back. He presumably succeeds.

Test 3 Running: SpongeBob runs across the course and succeeds after surviving a hazardous area which unseeingly burns off his skin to his bones.

Test 4 Knowing the boat: Sergeant Roderick orders SB to take apart a boat. SpongeBob succeeds but is ordered to put it back together again which makes SB confused on the reverse part of the method. After several hours SpongeBob claims he did it but when showing Roderick his result they both see a rocket which launches in the air.

Test 5 Pedestrians: Roderick sets up decoys around the course shaped like pedestrians and he sees SB run across the course successfully that is until he comes across his first fake pedestrian. SpongeBob gets scared, crashes into all the pedestrians and shatters fly over the course. He slides into Roderick across the finish line and Roderick glares at him. SpongeBob asks "How did I do?" Roderick says "Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian...HOW YOU DID?!"

Test 6 Blindfolding: SB learns his course perfectly but Roderick tells him to perform every test taken previously but blindfolded. After months SB finally memorizes his way around the track blindfolded and is told to get on the boat.

Test 7 Blindfold driving: SB drives Roderick around the track blindfolded and succeeds.

After the tests are passed Roderick invites Mr. Fitz to see if SpongeBob can get his drivers' license finally but when SB attempts to show Mr. Fitz his blindfolding moves he is told it is illegal to drive on public roads blindfolded. SB without his blindfold drives through the school blowing it up into a mess of fire and debris, speeds to Bikini Bottom, smashes through houses, someone's apartment home on the top floor of a building, plumbing under the ground, through grasslands where Mrs. Puff is painting, takes Mrs. Puff aboard, rips off the car brake, drives back into Bikini Bottom destroying all buildings, hits Roderick away in the air when he attempts to stop the car, and hits Patrick to capture his pants. Blindfolded by Patrick's pants SB finally can drive perfectly but when he successfully parks Mr. Fitz tells SB that he only does not pass because on the test there was no "Destroy the city" part and apologizes to Mrs. Puff finally realizing that SB is unteachable since the best teacher could not teach him. He rehires Mrs. Puff to her displeasure.

==Cultural References==
*When Sergeant Roderick comes in and talks about his second rule (no eating in class), then he offers bon-bons to one of the students, and after one of the students eats one, he literally throws the student through a wall. This scene is remarkably like the scene in the movie, Matilda, where the "Trunchbull" offers a piece of cake to a young boy, and punishes him for it.
*After all of the other students flee from the classroom, Sergeant Roderick says to SpongeBob, "Looks like you're the man, sponge," a reference to Finding Forrester, and the site YTMND.
*When SpongeBob says, "pebble number 143", it is a reference to "Mister Rogers Neighborhood", in which "143" means, "I love you".

==Associated Production Music==
*[[Associated Production Music: C#Chase Cue 1|Chase Cue 1]] - "Drive, boy! Drive!"

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The [[Season 4, Volume 1]] DVD case was taken from this episode.
*SpongeBob can only drive non-catastrophically when he is blindfolded.
*This is the first season 4 episode that doesn't feature Squidward.
*In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]], SpongeBob revealed that he doesn't have bones. However, his bones appeared in the episodes [[Squid on Strike]], [[Shell of a Man]], and this episode.
*Sergeant Roderick says that its illegal to drive blindfolded in Bikini Bottom.
*Closed-captioning error: At the beginning of this episode, Mr. Fitz says that he represents the Boating Teachers Accreditation Bureau. However, the captions said "Voting" instead of "Boating."
*In [[Boating School]], SpongeBob had only failed 38 times.
*"Krusty Towers"/"Mrs. Puff, You're Fired" was the last episode to get a 9.0 or higher on TV.com until [[Sand Castles in the Sand]].
*This is the second time we a see realistic sponge jumping from the island. The first was [[No Weenies Allowed]].
*It is possible that Sergeant Roderick and Mr. Krabs knew each other since they were both in the Navy.
*The only mystery left is if Sergeant Roderick died when he was run over.
*This is the last episode produced in 2004.
*This episode is the first episode to have "You're Fired" in the title. The second is [[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]].

==Quotes==
*Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian...HOW YOU DID?! (Sergeant Roderick)
*(Repeated) SpongeBob is unteachable (Mrs. Puff and Mr. Fitz)
*The nerve of some people. (Patrick)

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mrs. Puff, You're Fired|Transcript for Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 4]]
[[de:Mrs. Puff, Sie sind gefeuert (Episode)]]

{{Season4}}

Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired (Episode)

2022-12-04T14:51:45Z

135.26.64.17: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|Mrs. Puff, You're Fired|Titlecard-Mrs. Puff, You're Fired.jpg|69b|4/2004|April 1, 2006|Krusty Towers|Chimps Ahoy}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Segant.jpg|300px]]</center>Sergeant Roderick and SpongeBob
© Viacom
|-
|}

'''Mrs. Puff, You're Fired''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]] (2 cameoes)
*[[Sergeant Roderick]]
*[[Mr. Fitz]] (debut)
*[[Nat]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
*[[Mrs. Puff]]

===Places===
*[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]]

==Plot==
At Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Mr. Fitz (Boating School Superintendent) is talking to Mrs. Puff on her high record of flunking students, in which SpongeBob is the only one, who has flunked 1,258,056 times. Mrs. Puff needs to show Mr. Fitz everything she taught SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob has flunked another driving test. Mr. Fitz despite Mrs. Puff's evidence for SB being unteachable, blames his failures on her, fires Mrs. Puff, and a new boating instructor who has retired from the army named Sergent Roderick (most likely a shark) comes in and takes over the school. He has various strict rules in his class, one student is thrown out for talking and another is thrown out for eating. The other students become afraid and run away, except for SpongeBob, who is his only student.

Roderick has set up a difficult road course with spikes, fire, etcetera as an obstacle course version and orders SpongeBob to learn it by crawling, walking without shoes, and running before he drives a vehicle on it. His methods of teaching end up resulting:

Test 1 Crawling: SpongeBob crawls across the road course until his hand lands and pierces over a pebble. He screams and crashes his way around the course. Roderick gets angered, takes out the pebble from SpongeBob's arm, smashes it and orders SpongeBob to try again. This time he is successful at crawling.

Test 2 Walking: Roderick takes off SpongeBob's footwear and as SpongeBob walks across the road course he holds Sergeant Roderick on his piggy-back. He presumably succeeds.

Test 3 Running: SpongeBob runs across the course and succeeds after surviving a hazardous area which unseeingly burns off his skin to his bones.

Test 4 Knowing the boat: Sergeant Roderick orders SB to take apart a boat. SpongeBob succeeds but is ordered to put it back together again which makes SB confused on the reverse part of the method. After several hours SpongeBob claims he did it but when showing Roderick his result they both see a rocket which launches in the air.

Test 5 Pedestrians: Roderick sets up decoys around the course shaped like pedestrians and he sees SB run across the course successfully that is until he comes across his first fake pedestrian. SpongeBob gets scared, crashes into all the pedestrians and shatters fly over the course. He slides into Roderick across the finish line and Roderick glares at him. SpongeBob asks "How did I do?" Roderick says "Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian...HOW YOU DID?!"

Test 6 Blindfolding: SB learns his course perfectly but Roderick tells him to perform every test taken previously but blindfolded. After months SB finally memorizes his way around the track blindfolded and is told to get on the boat.

Test 7 Blindfold driving: SB drives Roderick around the track blindfolded and succeeds.

After the tests are passed Roderick invites Mr. Fitz to see if SpongeBob can get his drivers' license finally but when SB attempts to show Mr. Fitz his blindfolding moves he is told it is illegal to drive on public roads blindfolded. SB without his blindfold drives through the school blowing it up into a mess of fire and debris, speeds to Bikini Bottom, smashes through houses, someone's apartment home on the top floor of a building, plumbing under the ground, through grasslands where Mrs. Puff is painting, takes Mrs. Puff aboard, rips off the car brake, drives back into Bikini Bottom destroying all buildings, hits Roderick away in the air when he attempts to stop the car, and hits Patrick to capture his pants. Blindfolded by Patrick's pants SB finally can drive perfectly but when he successfully parks Mr. Fitz tells SB that he only does not pass because on the test there was no "Destroy the city" part and apologizes to Mrs. Puff finally realizing that SB is unteachable since the best teacher could not teach him. He rehires Mrs. Puff to her displeasure.

==Cultural References==
*When Sergeant Roderick comes in and talks about his second rule (no eating in class), then he offers bon-bons to one of the students, and after one of the students eats one, he literally throws the student through a wall. This scene is remarkably like the scene in the movie, Matilda, where the "Trunchbull" offers a piece of cake to a young boy, and punishes him for it.
*After all of the other students flee from the classroom, Sergeant Roderick says to SpongeBob, "Looks like you're the man, sponge," a reference to Finding Forrester, and the site YTMND.
*When SpongeBob says, "pebble number 143", it is a reference to "Mister Rogers Neighborhood", in which "143" means, "I love you".

==Associated Production Music==
*[[Associated Production Music: C#Chase Cue 1|Chase Cue 1]] - "Drive, boy! Drive!"

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The [[Season 4, Volume 1]] DVD case was taken from this episode.
*SpongeBob can only drive non-catastrophically when he is blindfolded.
*This is the first season 4 episode that doesn't feature Squidward.
*In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]], SpongeBob revealed that he doesn't have bones. However, his bones appeared in the episodes [[Squid on Strike]], [[Shell of a Man]], and this episode.
*Sergeant Roderick says that its illegal to drive blindfolded in Bikini Bottom.
*Closed-captioning error: At the beginning of this episode, Mr. Fitz says that he represents the Boating Teachers Accreditation Bureau. However, the captions said "Voting" instead of "Boating."
*In [[Boating School]], SpongeBob had only failed 38 times.
*"Krusty Towers"/"Mrs. Puff, You're Fired" was the last episode to get a 9.0 or higher on TV.com until [[Sand Castles in the Sand]].
*This is the second time we a see realistic sponge jumping from the island. The first was [[No Weenies Allowed]].
*It is possible that Sergeant Roderick and Mr. Krabs knew each other since they were both in the Navy.
*The only mystery left is if Sergeant Roderick died when he was run over.
*This is the last episode produced in 2004.
*This episode is the first episode to have "You're Fired" in the title. The second is [[SpongeBob You're Fired (Episode)|SpongeBob You're Fired]].

==Quotes==
*Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian...HOW YOU DID?! (Sergeant Roderick)
*(Repeated) SpongeBob is unteachable (Mrs. Puff and Mr. Fitz)
*The nerve of some people. (Patrick)

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mrs. Puff, You're Fired|Transcript for Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 4]]
[[de:Mrs. Puff, Sie sind gefeuert (Episode)]]

{{Season4}}