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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2014-02-25T14:21:18Z

12.24.108.46: /* Chapter 42:No! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Peep and Max are staying===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Max, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Peep and Max TV show!" (Looks out the window and sees Johnny, Ferb, Dukey, Phineas and Perry arrive) Guess how's there.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' (Gasps) No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 4

2013-08-30T17:31:56Z

12.24.108.46: /* Dialogue */

==Dialogue==
===Chapter 26:Now That We're Men===

'''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? (they both drink their own tears) Ew. (Narrator: Meanwhile.) (Dennis is next scene crashing threw a bunch of skulls and laughs and one skull becomes a poison look) Guys? (No answer) Oh... Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)

'''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?

'''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.

'''Seahorses:'''

(Crowing) OOOOOOOOOOOOH.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead? (in Musical) How shall we Get to Shell City.

'''Mindy:''' (in Musical) No Fear. You'll Fly up & get to Shell City. King Neptune May Be Ruler. & (trumpeting) You'll get You're Happy Ending.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?

'''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!

'''Patrick:''' So do you!

'''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?

'''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!

'''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!

'''Mindy:''' And why?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off [[trench]]) Yeah!

'''Mindy:''' I never said that!

(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?

'''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?

'''Patrick:''' Bec... well...

'''SpongeBob:''' (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.

'''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?

'''Patrick:''' We are invincible!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we can do anything. (An eel flips them in the sky and is about to eat them)
Now that we're men, we are invincible. (A squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral)
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, (they slide down the coral and fly across 3 slow monsters. They then fall in a see-through fish) get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs. (They walk out of the end of it's gut)
Now that we're men, (walking between sea urchins)

'''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,

'''Patrick:''' (An urchin rips Patrick's shorts off) I change my underwear.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. (waking over volcanos switching on and off) We've got the stuff. We're tough enough to save the day. (playing hopscotch over lava rocks) We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No! (They dodge a monster's head, a green hand and a monstrous boulder)
But take a look at what the mermaid did. (They dodge a giant green crab who can't even get a chance to pinch them) Ha! Ha! Ha! (They walk onto a road which turns out to be a big, blue, one eyed angler fish's fin. The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. (a green 3 eyed fish and a red squid appears with the purple one-eyed angler fish. When SpongeBob and Patrick were slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3 eyed fish beckons an big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth)

'''Patrick:''' Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, go SpongeBob. They both finish by touching the tip of their toes) Ah!

'''Monsters:''' Hooray!

'''Monsters:''' Now that they're men,
We can't bother them.
Now that they're men, they have become our friends.
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.
They'll pass the test (they slap their bodies) and finish the quest. (and again)
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!

===Chapter 27:SpongeBob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 28:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' (first lines) Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, SpongeBob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(SpongeBob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''Patrick:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 29:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(SpongeBob looks up)

'''SpongeBob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''SpongeBob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29a: The Golden Mountain===

(Mermaidman and Barnacleboy sit in the seats of the eating table)

'''Mermaidman:''' What Happened?

'''Barnacleboy:''' I did not do.

'''Mermaidman:''' Then how where to do?

'''Barnacleboy:''' Hey, I don't know what's happening here.

'''Commander Bristle:''' We've come to the right place in time. We'll help SpongeBob and Patrick at the same time.

'''Barnacleboy:''' But when?

'''Mermaidman:''' I think I have an idea.

'''Commander Bristle:''' We'll see.

===Chapter 29b: Peep has a call===

(She goes to the city and Master Malenevence is calling)

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Hello?

'''Peep:''' Hello, Mr. Malenevence? It's me, Peep. I think I didn't do something to do with the fact. Can you do that?

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Who is it?

'''Peep:''' Peep Saughying, your neighbor. For like, 7 years.

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' How?

'''Peep:''' I live in the earth. I wear belts a lot. I am fastly of the movie of the city has come with in.

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Just like my popcorn movies.

'''Peep:''' Yes, it is!

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Oh, Mr. Pat's not home. You'll have to come back later.

'''Peep:''' No, no, wait. Oww.

===Chapter 29c: The kids are waiting===

'''Kid #4:''' Sorry of one.

'''Kid #3:''' We got to.

'''Kid #1:''' Powerless.

'''Kid #2:''' Possibilities.

'''Kid #5:''' Who is that?

'''Power Robot:''' A journey of the city has been trapped.

'''Kid #2:''' Uhh---

'''Robotic:''' Destroy one of those fighting crime of up measurable. It means...

'''Mr. Gluckman:''' I can't just do it.

'''Kid #4:''' Hey, it's Mr. Gluckman.

'''Mr. Gluckman:''' Who are you kids?

'''Kid #2:''' We're the kids. We're going to the cities.

'''Kid #5:''' Are you part of the endless?

'''Mr. Gluckman:''' I used to be in the life, but I got good at it at starting at fight of them.

===Chapter 29d: The city is crashed===

(The new scene enters the Tri-State Area. Jay Greasy is in front on TV)

'''Jay Greasy:''' Hi. Welcome to the International Space Station. They meet all of the reporters and the citizens and the cities will bring the space shuttle down on the counter. So let's meet something and get us 5 hours a week. So, now, let's do it!

'''Plankton:''' We're watching the news supplies. We need a weapon to do with.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Um, Plankton? Jay Greasy. Tri-State Area news. Can you get 1 second?

'''Plankton:''' Can I have some news, Jay.

'''Jay Greasy:''' All of the Tri-State Area wants to remember, how do you get the new weapon?

'''Plankton:''' I have a way to find a weapon. Perch Perkins is on TV or something. Hmm. I didn't do something. They was fighting all around the city. All of something horrible trying to something at all. And how much did it cost life savings? But do now to you for something to do with the fact. Let me tell you something. I got someone. The Patrols! Take it.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Thank you.

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Can I ask you something?

'''Jay Greasy:''' All of the city has to know, who has something to say about anything?

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Well, Jay, I need to say about me. I have been a huge amount of billions of weeks, and I let in the land or something. Well, I've some news to make at the Chum Bucket.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Thanks, Biff Buzzard. Everyone else?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' Me.

'''Jay Greasy:''' All of the land is to find and help, when we did last weekend?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' And I'll let in Bikini Bottom in the Krusty Krab 2 the Krusty Krab restaurant is a Fast Food Area. And that means is gonna need weapons and go out and beat down after it.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Well, looks like that's it! Hit it, Plankton!

'''Plankton:''' The weapons for yours!

'''Danny:''' My weapon!

(Plankton goes to the station, where Karen was)

'''Plankton:''' Karen, I know what I'm doing what I'm making.

'''Karen:''' I'm not making.

'''Plankton:''' The Police officers are doing. It's waiting!

'''Karen:''' Waiting is a standard area that leads Mr. Krabs in charge of the Krusty Krab. This guy is frozen when he was in the city has Squidward's job at the Krusty Krab. If the kids are going, Mr. Gluckman has in city of the Chicago's.

'''Plankton:''' The Police is yours, Karen. But if somebody has to fight a scientist. And the city has a room to deserve you!!!

===Chapter 29e: Ronald and this city===

(Clones are waiting for the city. The kids are coming)

'''Tika:''' That's ridicilous.

'''Franklin:''' It is, that is.

'''Grimace:''' Come on, Sundae.

'''Birdie:''' I'm in to.

'''Sundae:''' We're in up.

'''Ronald McDonald:''' Okay, kids. Let's head out.

'''Hamburglar:''' We're in charge, right?

'''McNugget #3:''' Yes, we do.

'''Fry Kid #2:''' No, we're not.

'''McNugget #1:''' We do, now.

'''Fry Kid #3:''' RIght.

'''McNugget #2:''' Thanks.

'''Fry Kid #1:''' I'm sure. Hey, what is it?

'''Franklin:''' What's up on the sea?

'''Redly city:''' Welcome to our city.

'''Tika:''' Hey, it's Redly City.

'''Redly city:''' Who were you kids?

'''Ronald McDonald:''' We're Ronald's kids. We're going to amusement park.

'''Birdie:''' Were you part of the liftoff?

'''Redly city:''' I used to be in the blastoff, but I got good at up at that means of room of this place.

===Chapter 29f: Doggie has to go that city===

'''Phineas:''' Gonna go to the city. I'm too busy to get on a motorcycle.

(Perry chatters)

'''Phineas:''' I now realize that means. Ferb, we did make it! The Shell City is only 27 hours. A station. There it is Ferb! The city.

'''Ferb:''' Ah, a car that is by nervous.

'''Phineas:''' What is it? (The boys are playing rock 'n' roll at sometime) The key. But how where doing it? I don't know. I have a way. We'll go and show it. OK, this game is rated "M" is working. We'll see. Come on, Perry.

'''Dukey:''' Has anyone seen a real sequences? (The boys are coming) I have to use someting.

'''Bob:''' It's here, always.

'''Johnny:''' Stupid dreams. I gotta go. Dukey, you call up a new designer?

'''Dukey:''' I have a way.

'''Phineas:''' I got my new friends in mine. Ferb, check this out. Hooray! Party today! Yeah! Yeah! (They dances for smooth and strongs. A foot to the left and right. Then they dances for the way and stop and interrupts)

'''Dragingion:''' Wait! Who did this party? You all know the directions!

'''All:''' Of the cities will be baging in the cities will be able to dare us to be alone without my alone of the traging.

'''Dragingion:''' That's great! So who did it? So noone else.

'''Bobby:''' Maybe it is...

'''Dragingion:''' Shut down!! Somebody Johnny and Duckey ain't a real red. You! We're on a new hunt! And don't think I know how to weed them down. Now, everybody line in the lead. Ferb, time for the team. So me and his friends are going away.

'''Johnny:''' Phineas, it is the Goofy Goober theme song.

'''Phineas:''' I failed. I'm not doing anything.

Goofy Goober (On record) Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

'''Dragingion:''' It was the guys! You did it!

'''Phineas:''' No, Johnny, and we are staying in that city.

'''Dragingion:''' No fair. Ferb, turn it up louder!

'''Dukey:''' Ferb, try! Trying so huge!

'''Johnny:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.

'''Phineas:''' You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.

'''Dukey:''' We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.

'''Ferb:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

'''Dragingion:''' No, no, no. Which of them is it?

'''Johnny:''' It was them. I've never wouldn't to be able to do with at Goofy Goober thing.

'''Dragingion:''' And we doubted ourselves our new friend!

(Johnny, Ferb, Dukey, Phineas, and Perry get out of my new sight)

'''Phineas:''' Man, that isn't a kid.

'''Johnny:''' Guess what?

'''Phineas:''' The key!

(Johnny, Ferb, Dukey, Phineas, and Perry drove back to the city)

===Chapter 30:SpongeBob and Patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''SpongeBob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 31:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling)

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Wait a second. Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 32:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:'''The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.'''

'''Cyclops:''' (Laughs Maniacally)

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the pirates in the audience )

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second.)

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

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12.24.108.46: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah, Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' Waaaaaaaaaiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

(All three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 11:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime?! (Eyes turn to dollar signs) HE'S GOT MONEY'!!*

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 12:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!*}[]{\|=+&#%@$^():;"'/<>`_~,.- (Screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(Neptune prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!

'''King Neptune:''' 8!

'''Patrick:''' 7!

'''King Neptune:''' 6!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) fi--ve.
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The GIANT Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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==Dialogue==
===Chapter 26:Now That We're Men===

'''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? (they both drink their own tears) Ew. (Narrator: Meanwhile.) (Dennis is next scene crashing threw a bunch of skulls and laughs and one skull becomes a poison look) Guys? (No answer) Oh... Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)

'''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?

'''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.

'''Seahorses:'''

(Crowing) OOOOOOOOOOOOH.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead? (in Musical) How shall we Get to Shell City.

'''Mindy:''' (in Musical) No Fear. You'll Fly up & get to Shell City. King Neptune May Be Ruler. & (trumpeting) You'll get You're Happy Ending.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?

'''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)

'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!

'''Patrick:''' So do you!

'''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?

'''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!

'''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!

'''Mindy:''' And why?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off [[trench]]) Yeah!

'''Mindy:''' I never said that!

(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?

'''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?

'''Patrick:''' Bec... well...

'''SpongeBob:''' (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.

'''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?

'''Patrick:''' We are invincible!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we can do anything. (An eel flips them in the sky and is about to eat them)
Now that we're men, we are invincible. (A squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral)
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, (they slide down the coral and fly across 3 slow monsters. They then fall in a see-through fish) get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs. (They walk out of the end of it's gut)
Now that we're men, (walking between sea urchins)

'''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,

'''Patrick:''' (An urchin rips Patrick's shorts off) I change my underwear.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. (waking over volcanos switching on and off) We've got the stuff. We're tough enough to save the day. (playing hopscotch over lava rocks) We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No! (They dodge a monster's head, a green hand and a monstrous boulder)
But take a look at what the mermaid did. (They dodge a giant green crab who can't even get a chance to pinch them) Ha! Ha! Ha! (They walk onto a road which turns out to be a big, blue, one eyed angler fish's fin. The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. (a green 3 eyed fish and a red squid appears with the purple one-eyed angler fish. When SpongeBob and Patrick were slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3 eyed fish beckons an big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth)

'''Patrick:''' Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, go SpongeBob. They both finish by touching the tip of their toes) Ah!

'''Monsters:''' Hooray!

'''Monsters:''' Now that they're men,
We can't bother them.
Now that they're men, they have become our friends.
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.
They'll pass the test (they slap their bodies) and finish the quest. (and again)
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!

===Chapter 27:SpongeBob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 28:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' (first lines) Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, SpongeBob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(SpongeBob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''Patrick:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 29:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(SpongeBob looks up)

'''SpongeBob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''SpongeBob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29a: The Golden Mountain===

(Mermaidman and Barnacleboy sit in the seats of the eating table)

'''Mermaidman:''' What Happened?

'''Barnacleboy:''' I did not do.

'''Mermaidman:''' Then how where to do?

'''Barnacleboy:''' Hey, I don't know what's happening here.

'''Commander Bristle:''' We've come to the right place in time. We'll help SpongeBob and Patrick at the same time.

'''Barnacleboy:''' But when?

'''Mermaidman:''' I think I have an idea.

'''Commander Bristle:''' We'll see.

===Chapter 29b: Peep has a call===

(She goes to the city and Master Malenevence is calling)

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Hello?

'''Peep:''' Hello, Mr. Malenevence? It's me, Peep. I think I didn't do something to do with the fact. Can you do that?

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Who is it?

'''Peep:''' Peep Saughying, your neighbor. For like, 7 years.

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' How?

'''Peep:''' I live in the earth. I wear belts a lot. I am fastly of the movie of the city has come with in.

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Just like my popcorn movies.

'''Peep:''' Yes, it is!

'''Mr. Malenevence:''' Oh, Mr. Pat's not home. You'll have to come back later.

'''Peep:''' No, no, wait. Oww.

===Chapter 29c: The kids are waiting===

'''Kid #4:''' Sorry of one.

'''Kid #3:''' We got to.

'''Kid #1:''' Powerless.

'''Kid #2:''' Possibilities.

'''Kid #5:''' Who is that?

'''Power Robot:''' A journey of the city has been trapped.

'''Kid #2:''' Uhh---

'''Robotic:''' Destroy one of those fighting crime of up measurable. It means...

'''Mr. Gluckman:''' I can't just do it.

'''Kid #4:''' Hey, it's Mr. Gluckman.

'''Mr. Gluckman:''' Who are you kids?

'''Kid #2:''' We're the kids. We're going to the cities.

'''Kid #5:''' Are you part of the endless?

'''Mr. Gluckman:''' I used to be in the life, but I got good at it at starting at fight of them.

===Chapter 29d: The city is crashed===

(The new scene enters the Tri-State Area. Jay Greasy is in front on TV)

'''Jay Greasy:''' Hi. Welcome to the International Space Station. They meet all of the reporters and the citizens and the cities will bring the space shuttle down on the counter. So let's meet something and get us 5 hours a week. So, now, let's do it!

'''Plankton:''' We're watching the news supplies. We need a weapon to do with.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Um, Plankton? Jay Greasy. Tri-State Area news. Can you get 1 second?

'''Plankton:''' Can I have some news, Jay.

'''Jay Greasy:''' All of the Tri-State Area wants to remember, how do you get the new weapon?

'''Plankton:''' I have a way to find a weapon. Perch Perkins is on TV or something. Hmm. I didn't do something. They was fighting all around the city. All of something horrible trying to something at all. And how much did it cost life savings? But do now to you for something to do with the fact. Let me tell you something. I got someone. The Patrols! Take it.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Thank you.

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Can I ask you something?

'''Jay Greasy:''' All of the city has to know, who has something to say about anything?

'''Major Biff Buzzard:''' Well, Jay, I need to say about me. I have been a huge amount of billions of weeks, and I let in the land or something. Well, I've some news to make at the Chum Bucket.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Thanks, Biff Buzzard. Everyone else?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' Me.

'''Jay Greasy:''' All of the land is to find and help, when we did last weekend?

'''Major Buzz Blister:''' And I'll let in Bikini Bottom in the Krusty Krab 2 the Krusty Krab restaurant is a Fast Food Area. And that means is gonna need weapons and go out and beat down after it.

'''Jay Greasy:''' Well, looks like that's it! Hit it, Plankton!

'''Plankton:''' The weapons for yours!

'''Danny:''' My weapon!

(Plankton goes to the station, where Karen was)

'''Plankton:''' Karen, I know what I'm doing what I'm making.

'''Karen:''' I'm not making.

'''Plankton:''' The Police officers are doing. It's waiting!

'''Karen:''' Waiting is a standard area that leads Mr. Krabs in charge of the Krusty Krab. This guy is frozen when he was in the city has Squidward's job at the Krusty Krab. If the kids are going, Mr. Gluckman has in city of the Chicago's.

'''Plankton:''' The Police is yours, Karen. But if somebody has to fight a scientist. And the city has a room to deserve you!!!

===Chapter 29e: Ronald and this city===

(Clones are waiting for the city. The kids are coming)

'''Tika:''' That's ridicilous.

'''Franklin:''' It is, that is.

'''Grimace:''' Come on, Sundae.

'''Birdie:''' I'm in to.

'''Sundae:''' We're in up.

'''Ronald McDonald:''' Okay, kids. Let's head out.

'''Hamburglar:''' We're in charge, right?

'''McNugget #3:''' Yes, we do.

'''Fry Kid #2:''' No, we're not.

'''McNugget #1:''' We do, now.

'''Fry Kid #3:''' RIght.

'''McNugget #2:''' Thanks.

'''Fry Kid #1:''' I'm sure. Hey, what is it?

'''Franklin:''' What's up on the sea?

'''Redly city:''' Welcome to our city.

'''Tika:''' Hey, it's Redly City.

'''Redly city:''' Who were you kids?

'''Ronald McDonald:''' We're Ronald's kids. We're going to amusement park.

'''Birdie:''' Were you part of the liftoff?

'''Redly city:''' I used to be in the blastoff, but I got good at up at that means of room of this place.

===Chapter 30:SpongeBob and Patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''SpongeBob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 31:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling)

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Wait a second. Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 32:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:'''The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.'''

'''Cyclops:''' (Laughs Maniacally)

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the pirates in the audience )

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second.)

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===Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem===

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.

'''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

'''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. (They both drive along a pile of skulls) The road's getting kind of bumpy here.

'''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us
a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand)

Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!

SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand)

Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?

'''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!

'''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.

'''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy. (she takes out a fake ice cream)

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) OK, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)

'''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)

'''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful!

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown?! I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown lifted off and are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' '''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid! Heh heh heh! A ''stupid'' kid! (Plankton, his slaves and Neptune laughed)

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune---

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: a kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode D. Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball and a wing nut and a Knucklehead McSpartzon...!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' ...But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' ...I'm...I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar.)

'''Patrick:''' Whoooooooooooooooh!!!

(As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) NOOOOOOOO!!!
(Then SpongeBob turns right and zap all the helmets off)

'''Fish:''' Yay!

'''Both:''' Ah!

(SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off)(Then cheers for everybody, and crowds for everybody)

'''Plankton:''' My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Hah!

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow!

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' (in monotone) Yay.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll!
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to---!(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His care is towed away on a small police car as the citizens of Bikini Bottom and King Neptune glare at Plankton one last time before walking off into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!'''

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy?! (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

===Last Chapter: Logos===

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