http://en.spongepedia.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=12.176.204.140 2026-05-10T06:49:01Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.19.0 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=No_Hat_for_Pat_(Episode) 2010-05-28T19:07:22Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |[[Image:NoHatForPat.jpg]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |No Hat for Pat<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 120a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || 6<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || July 19, 2009<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Toy Store of Doom (Episode)|Toy Store of Doom]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''No Hat for Pat''' is an episode from [[Season 6]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Nat Peterson]]<br /> *[[Harold]]<br /> *[[Shubie]]<br /> *[[Billy (Teenager)]]<br /> *Photographers<br /> *Blue [[Fred]]<br /> *[[The Pink Fish]]<br /> *[[Tom]]<br /> *[[Tourists]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Bikini Bottom]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Patrick is upset when he can't play with his friends because of them having to go to work at the Krusty Krab. But that all ends when Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as the restaurant's sign-holder. After Patrick has a tough time doing so, Mr. Krabs gives him the hat, which makes him repeatedly fall while wearing it. He is hired as &quot;The Falling Fool&quot;, who gets hurt repeatedly to amuse the customers, which Mr. Krabs forces them to pay for. Spongebob gets irritated at the fact that Mr. Krabs is using Patrick getting hurt to make a quick buck, but Patrick convinces Spongebob not to tell him.<br /> <br /> Later, at the Krusty Krab, Patrick is about to be dropped off a high angle into a bucket of sea-urchins. He gives Squidward his hat so it doesn't get damaged. When he isn't falling, Squidward tries to push him down, but gets thrown down himself. Patrick takes his hat back, causing him to fall, realizing it's the hat that makes him fall. Krabs forces the people to pay extra, and when Squidward lands before Patrick, Patrick doesn't take any damage. The customers are angry at what they paid for (presumably at Patrick not getting hurt), so they take their money back and tear off Mr. Krabs' clothing, leaving him only in his underwear. He fires Patrick, saying he will never get to wear the hat again.<br /> <br /> As a sad Patrick walks out of the Krusty Krab, Spongebob follows him home and says Patrick can wear his hat anytime. He does so, and falls down again.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *[[Patrick]] can spin something and make wind so strong that people are blown away. But, how can there be wind underwater?<br /> *Fred is voiced by Tom Kenny in this episode and is blue again.<br /> *When [[Patrick]] is nervous, he forgets how to stand.<br /> *[[Shubie]]'s voice sounds like a Kentucky native.<br /> *This is the second episode with an epilogue. The first time was in [[Slimy Dancing]]. The epilogue in this episode is where SpongeBob makes Patrick more comfortable and says that he can wear his hat anytime. and when Patrick puts it on, he once again remains on the ground.<br /> *The epilogue time card is the same as the title card from, [[Porous Pockets]].<br /> *The title card of this episode looks similar to the title card of [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]].<br /> *This is the second time citizens of Bikini Bottom have beat up on Krabs and stole their money back from him. The first was [[The Krabby Kronicle]].<br /> *In the commercial of the upcoming episodes of [[ The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]], Patrick is seen washing the dishes as the announcer says that Patrick gets a new job. Patrick also says,&quot;I have a hat to prove it!&quot; However, the dishes scene is seen in [[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]].<br /> *The Krusty Krab hat makes Patrick fall over because it makes him top heavy.<br /> *A game can be played at [http://www.SpongeBob.com SpongeBob.com]. Patrick's Hat Trick is based on Patrick who wants to wear the hat.<br /> *It was never played at [http://www.VeggieTales.com VeggieTales.com], [http://www.jonahmovie.com jonahmovie.com], [http://www.Larry-Boy.com Larry-Boy.com], [http://www.bigideafun.com bigideafun.com], [http://www.bigidea.com bigidea.com], or [http://www.bigideafoundation.org bigideafoundation.org].<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab is on the right, but it's usually on the left.<br /> *This episode was on Comcast On Demand before it aired on Nick<br /> *This is the second time [[Harold]] is mad at [[SpongeBob]]. First was [[Sun Bleached]].<br /> *The Titlecard music is the same as [[Big Pink Loser]], [[The Inmates of Summer]], [[Gone]], [[Ditchin']], and [[Professor Squidward]].<br /> *In the other episodes when Patrick wore the hat, it did not make him top heavy or fall down.<br /> *The German Title is, ''Der hutlose Patrick'' which means, ''The hatless Patrick''.<br /> *The German Title Card is the same as the one from the Episode, [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]].<br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=No_Hat_for_Pat_(Episode) 2010-05-28T19:06:07Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |[[Image:NoHatForPat.jpg]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |No Hat for Pat<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 120a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || 6<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || July 19, 2009<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Toy Store of Doom (Episode)|Toy Store of Doom]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''No Hat for Pat''' is an episode from [[Season 6]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Nat Peterson]]<br /> *[[Harold]]<br /> *[[Shubie]]<br /> *[[Billy (Teenager)]]<br /> *Photographers<br /> *Blue [[Fred]]<br /> *[[The Pink Fish]]<br /> *[[Tom]]<br /> *[[Tourists]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Bikini Bottom]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Patrick is upset when he can't play with his friends because of them having to go to work at the Krusty Krab. But that all ends when Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as the restaurant's sign-holder. After Patrick has a tough time doing so, Mr. Krabs gives him the hat, which makes him repeatedly fall while wearing it. He is hired as &quot;The Falling Fool&quot;, who gets hurt repeatedly to amuse the customers, which Mr. Krabs forces them to pay for. Spongebob gets irritated at the fact that Mr. Krabs is using Patrick getting hurt to make a quick buck, but Patrick convinces Spongebob not to tell him.<br /> <br /> Later, at the Krusty Krab, Patrick is about to be dropped off a high angle into a bucket of sea-urchins. He gives Squidward his hat so it doesn't get damaged. When he isn't falling, Squidward tries to push him down, but gets thrown down himself. Patrick takes his hat back, causing him to fall, realizing it's the hat that makes him fall. Krabs forces the people to pay extra, and when Squidward lands before Patrick, Patrick doesn't take any damage. The customers are angry at what they paid for (presumably at Patrick not getting hurt), so they take their money back and tear off Mr. Krabs' clothing, leaving him only in his underwear. He fires Patrick, saying he will never get to wear the hat again.<br /> <br /> As a sad Patrick walks out of the Krusty Krab, Spongebob follows him home and says Patrick can wear his hat anytime. He does so, and falls down again.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *[[Patrick]] can spin something and make wind so strong that people are blown away. But, how can there be wind underwater?<br /> *Fred is voiced by Tom Kenny in this episode and is blue again.<br /> *When [[Patrick]] is nervous, he forgets how to stand.<br /> *[[Shubie]]'s voice sounds like a Kentucky native.<br /> *This is the second episode with an epilogue. The first time was in [[Slimy Dancing]]. The epilogue in this episode is where SpongeBob makes Patrick more comfortable and says that he can wear his hat anytime. and when Patrick puts it on, he once again remains on the ground.<br /> *The epilogue time card is the same as the title card from, [[Porous Pockets]].<br /> *The title card of this episode looks similar to the title card of [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]].<br /> *This is the second time citizens of Bikini Bottom have beat up on Krabs and stole their money back from him. The first was [[The Krabby Kronicle]].<br /> *In the commercial of the upcoming episodes of [[ The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]], Patrick is seen washing the dishes as the announcer says that Patrick gets a new job. Patrick also says,&quot;I have a hat to prove it!&quot; However, the dishes scene is seen in [[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]].<br /> *The Krusty Krab hat makes Patrick fall over because it makes him top heavy.<br /> *A game can be played at [http://www.SpongeBob.com SpongeBob.com]. Patrick's Hat Trick is based on Patrick who wants to wear the hat.<br /> *It was never played at [http://www.VeggieTales.com VeggieTales.com], [http://www.jonahmovie.com jonahmovie.com], [http://www.Larry-Boy.com Larry-Boy.com], [http://www.bigideafun.com bigideafun.com], or [http://www.bigidea.com bigidea.com].<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab is on the right, but it's usually on the left.<br /> *This episode was on Comcast On Demand before it aired on Nick<br /> *This is the second time [[Harold]] is mad at [[SpongeBob]]. First was [[Sun Bleached]].<br /> *The Titlecard music is the same as [[Big Pink Loser]], [[The Inmates of Summer]], [[Gone]], [[Ditchin']], and [[Professor Squidward]].<br /> *In the other episodes when Patrick wore the hat, it did not make him top heavy or fall down.<br /> *The German Title is, ''Der hutlose Patrick'' which means, ''The hatless Patrick''.<br /> *The German Title Card is the same as the one from the Episode, [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]].<br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=No_Hat_for_Pat_(Episode) 2010-05-28T00:23:23Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |[[Image:NoHatForPat.jpg]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |No Hat for Pat<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 120a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || 6<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || July 19, 2009<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Toy Store of Doom (Episode)|Toy Store of Doom]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''No Hat for Pat''' is an episode from [[Season 6]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Nat Peterson]]<br /> *[[Harold]]<br /> *[[Shubie]]<br /> *[[Billy (Teenager)]]<br /> *Photographers<br /> *Blue [[Fred]]<br /> *[[The Pink Fish]]<br /> *[[Tom]]<br /> *[[Tourists]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Bikini Bottom]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Patrick is upset when he can't play with his friends because of them having to go to work at the Krusty Krab. But that all ends when Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as the restaurant's sign-holder. After Patrick has a tough time doing so, Mr. Krabs gives him the hat, which makes him repeatedly fall while wearing it. He is hired as &quot;The Falling Fool&quot;, who gets hurt repeatedly to amuse the customers, which Mr. Krabs forces them to pay for. Spongebob gets irritated at the fact that Mr. Krabs is using Patrick getting hurt to make a quick buck, but Patrick convinces Spongebob not to tell him.<br /> <br /> Later, at the Krusty Krab, Patrick is about to be dropped off a high angle into a bucket of sea-urchins. He gives Squidward his hat so it doesn't get damaged. When he isn't falling, Squidward tries to push him down, but gets thrown down himself. Patrick takes his hat back, causing him to fall, realizing it's the hat that makes him fall. Krabs forces the people to pay extra, and when Squidward lands before Patrick, Patrick doesn't take any damage. The customers are angry at what they paid for (presumably at Patrick not getting hurt), so they take their money back and tear off Mr. Krabs' clothing, leaving him only in his underwear. He fires Patrick, saying he will never get to wear the hat again.<br /> <br /> As a sad Patrick walks out of the Krusty Krab, Spongebob follows him home and says Patrick can wear his hat anytime. He does so, and falls down again.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *[[Patrick]] can spin something and make wind so strong that people are blown away. But, how can there be wind underwater?<br /> *Fred is voiced by Tom Kenny in this episode and is blue again.<br /> *When [[Patrick]] is nervous, he forgets how to stand.<br /> *[[Shubie]]'s voice sounds like a Kentucky native.<br /> *This is the second episode with an epilogue. The first time was in [[Slimy Dancing]]. The epilogue in this episode is where SpongeBob makes Patrick more comfortable and says that he can wear his hat anytime. and when Patrick puts it on, he once again remains on the ground.<br /> *He broke his mom's favorite vase and then stapled it back together.<br /> *The epilogue time card is the same as the title card from, [[Porous Pockets]].<br /> *The title card of this episode looks similar to the title card of [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]].<br /> *This is the second time citizens of Bikini Bottom have beat up on Krabs and stole their money back from him. The first was [[The Krabby Kronicle|Bikini Bottom Magazines at Three O'Clock!]].<br /> *In the commercial of the upcoming episodes of [[ The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]], Patrick is seen washing the dishes as the announcer says that Patrick gets a new job. Patrick also says,&quot;I have a hat to prove it!&quot; However, the dishes scene is seen in [[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]].<br /> *The Krusty Krab hat makes Patrick fall over because it makes him top heavy.<br /> *A game can be played at [http://www.SpongeBob.com SpongeBob.com]. Patrick's Hat Trick is based on Patrick who wants to wear the hat.<br /> *They never had it on [http://www.bigidea.com].<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab is on the right, but it's usually on the left.<br /> *This episode was on Comcast On Demand before it aired on Nick<br /> *This is the second time [[Harold]] is mad at [[SpongeBob]]. First was [[Sun Bleached]].<br /> *The Titlecard music is the same as [[Big Pink Loser]], [[The Inmates of Summer]], [[Gone]], [[Ditchin']], and [[Professor Squidward]].<br /> *In the other episodes when Patrick wore the hat, it did not make him top heavy or fall down.<br /> *The German Title is, ''Der hutlose Patrick'' which means, ''The hatless Patrick''.<br /> *The German Title Card is the same as the one from the Episode, [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]].<br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Not_Normal_(Episode) 2010-05-19T13:28:04Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Normal ist das nicht (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/NotNormal.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Not Normal<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 104a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 4.3.2008<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 6<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Suction Cup Symphony (Episode)|Suction Cup Symphony]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Gone (Episode)|Gone]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Not Normal&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 6]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Time Cards Shown===<br /> *Three Weeks Later<br /> <br /> ===Characters===<br /> [[Image:Normal.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The normal SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] (as the alter ego: [[Normal SpongeBob]])<br /> *[[Patrick]] <br /> *[[Squidward]] (as the alter ego: [[Normal Squidward]]) <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] <br /> *[[Video host]] <br /> *[[Tyler]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Squidward's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Goo Lagoon]]<br /> *[[Jellyfish Fields]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> After waking up from sleeping due to SpongeBob laughing outside, Squidward tells SpongeBob that he is '''not''' normal. Being convinced that what Squidward said is true, SpongeBob watches a [[How To Be Normal For Beginners|video tape about becoming &quot;normal&quot;]]. In the video, we see the host of the video saying that normal people have no freckles, holes, or any difference on their bodies, and they pretty much go to work, get the job done, and then go back home to a square blue house with a square green front lawn. The next day, Squidward finds SpongeBob working on a computer, just like the video. Squidward, freaking out about this, decides to go back to work at The Krusty Krab. Later on, Squidward goes home, only to find that SpongeBob has also mimicked the house in the video. Three weeks later, we find that SpongeBob is acting exactly like the video, having no holes or freckles and an oval for a body. <br /> <br /> He commonly asks how the weather is to anyone who happens to walk by. Squidward, approving of the new SpongeBob, says that he might enjoy the new SpongeBob. SpongeBob then goes to a bus stop and finds Patrick acting silly. After a cup of tea at Squidward's house, he realizes that he no longer wants to be normal anymore. Upon realization, he asks Patrick to become the way he used to be... a weird person. Therefore, SpongeBob and Patrick do silly things like sliding on water in their underwear, jellyfishing, and several other things, each time adding a hole to his body. When SpongeBob is about to become his original self, he becomes normal again and starts crying. Squidward, being normal now just like SpongeBob, comes to Patrick's house, with the &quot;normal&quot; look. Shocking SpongeBob, SpongeBob immediately becomes his original self again, and then admits that he is finally glad to be normal again.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs== <br /> *This episode appeared as a part of the [[Gimme 5]] special.<br /> *When Squidward looks back at the grill area, there's no desk. But when he goes back to get a cup of water, the desk appears.<br /> *What happened to all those Krabby Patties SpongeBob printed out? Mr. Krabs could give those to the customers with paper Krabby Patties. (It is possible they sold them all)<br /> *Paper patties can kill people (is it too pleased or what?).<br /> *[[Squog]] appears as one of Squidward's self portraits.<br /> *When Patrick was trying to get SpongeBob back to normal,they ate a Secret Sauce. It could be the Secret Formula.<br /> *SpongeBob lost his job, but, because he's normal, he didn't overreact on it.<br /> *A realistic human-like [[Squidward]] is seen in this episode.<br /> *This is one of the few episodes to hacve a pineapple in the background title card. Others were [[Le Big Switch]], [[Home Sweet Pineapple]], [[Summer Job (Episode)|Summer Job]], and [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Not Normal|Transcript for Not Normal]]<br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bummer_Vacation_(Episode) 2010-05-08T00:17:56Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Bummer_Vacation_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Bummer Vacation<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 74a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.10.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Once Bitten (Episode)|Once Biten]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Wigstruck (Episode)|Maskstuck]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Bummer Vacation&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Zwang.jpg|thumb|left|From the producers of ''Lyle the Kindly Viking'', for 1 lb? Hmmm....&lt;br&gt;Squidward: ''SpongeBob, I can't do a Western Bible story.''&lt;br&gt;SpongeBob: ''Yes, you can.''&lt;br&gt;Patrick: ''Yum.''&lt;br&gt;Mr. Krabs: ''What are you doing here? Go home!''&lt;br&gt;Sandy: ''I heard that!''&lt;br&gt;Pearl: ''Not inspirational.''&lt;br&gt;Plankton: ''Agent Q, I can't go home''&lt;br&gt;Mrs. Puff: ''Not that.''&lt;br&gt;Gary: ''Meow''.]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *Possibly [[Kelp Forest]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he must take a vacation or they will make Mr. Krabs pay a fine, SpongeBob takes it well, but he mistakes what a vacation is. SpongeBob tries various things to get back inside the Krusty Krab such as, play with his [[Krusty Krab Playset]], help Patrick with fry cooking, delivering stuff, eating there and many more attempts, but all do not do well. Eventually, Mr. Krabs has had enough. He pretends to take SpongeBob home, but drives right past his house. He continues in to bikini woods (Possibly Kelp Forest), and tricks SpongeBob into the woods using his spatula. SpongeBob is not amused by this, and goes mad. He kidnaps Patrick and Goes to work in a Patrick suit. Mr. Krabs finds SpongeBob out, and SpongeBob starts crying that he misses the Grease of the Krusty Krab so much. To SpongeBob’s delight, Mr. Krabs announces that the union cannot fine him anymore, because the vacation time is up. Mr. Krabs shows him how much he has saved, showing him a 10c coin which SpongeBob says is more pay than he gets in a year.. Mr. Krabs says get back to work, and SpongeBob happily acquiesces.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *The title is a parody of ''summer vacation''.<br /> *This episode was originally going to be entitled Bummer Summer.<br /> *This is the second time that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are in a boat. The first was in [[Krabby Land]]<br /> *When you listen, when SpongeBob interprets the Mr. Krabs figurine, it sounds more like [[Patchy the Pirate]].<br /> *When you look very carefully, you could see the figurines' expression change for some reason.<br /> *Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to back up because he is on Krusty Krab property but he made him back up to SpongeBob’s house.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs keeps telling SpongeBob to back away from the Krusty Krab, we have a long screenshot of the view across from the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob is backing away, but the Chum Bucket is not across the street.<br /> *The Davey Jones' Locker is mentioned in this episode. It appeared in the episode [[Born Again Krabs]] in the Big Dream company. <br /> *This is the third time [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] wears his [[The Krusty Krab|Krusty Krab]] hat. The first is in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Toy that Saved Christmas]], the second is [[ Big Pink Loser]]. Then in 2002, he never wore it in [[Grandpappy the Pirate|The Star of Christmas]].<br /> *In [[Squeaky Boots]] Spongebob knew Mr.Krabs is going on a vacation and Mr.Krabs knew Squidward is going on a vacation, Spongebob has been on a vacation years ago, but in this episode Spongebob doesn't know what is a vacation.<br /> *If you look closely while SpongeBob is playing with Krusty Krab playset he has three arms, one holding Squidward one holding SpongeBob and one holding Mr.Krabs.<br /> *This is one of few episodes where SpongeBob goes insane.<br /> *Just like the episode [[Dumped]], when Mr. Krabs took his hat and [[Spat]] to Patrick, a reference to episode Dumped when Gary comes to Patrick.<br /> *Why is Patrick a figurine with the Krusty Krab Playset? He doesn't work there.<br /> *On that note,Why would they make a Spongebob house playset.He isn't that famous in Bikini Bottom.<br /> *On that case,Spongebob may have have built the Spongebob house playset.<br /> *How can two whole trucks fit inside the Krusty Krab?<br /> *How could Spongebob make less than 10 cents a year.Its impossible<br /> *The title card music is same as [[Culture Shock]] and [[Hooky]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Bummer Vacation|Transcript for Bummer Vacation]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Zwangsurlaub (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Good_Neighbors_(Episode) 2010-05-07T00:24:56Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Good_Neighbors_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Good Neighbors<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 64b<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 20.5.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Selling Out (Episode)|Selling Out]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Good Neighbors&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Patrick]] [[Image:Nachbarn1.jpg|thumb|left|Hey, Squidward. They'll go to bed with scary things in their heads....]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] <br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *Massage Guy <br /> *Bikini Bottom citizens <br /> *Farmer Jenkins <br /> *Tank Driver <br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]] <br /> *Policefish <br /> *[[Squidward's House]]<br /> *[[Scooter]]<br /> <br /> ===Places=== [[Image:Nachbarn2.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward's defense system taking control of the house]]<br /> *[[Bikini Bottom]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Squidward's House]]<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> [[Good Neighbors Are We]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick create a &quot;Good Neighbors Club&quot; and they make Squidward president. Squidward wants to relax, so he tells SpongeBob and Patrick to paint all the trees in the neighborhood polka dots. Spongebob and Patrick call themselves &quot;Good neighbors&quot; annoying Squidward. SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally get paint on Squidward's face, and he runs outside where a passing car takes Squidward to the hospital, thinking he is sick. Later, he comes home and finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick took his Sunday Pedicure and foot massage. <br /> <br /> When Squidward wants his feet rubbed, the hour is up. He gets mad and kicks them out of his house. He sees an ad in the newspaper for a Security System. He gets it and turns it on. SpongeBob and Patrick bring Squidward a cake, and Squidward says that SpongeBob and Patrick are threats, but the machine says &quot;No Threat Detected.&quot; Squidward punches the machine, and the machine says Squidward is a threat. Squidward was kicked out of his house, and his house starts to destroy the town. SpongeBob and Patrick turn the security system off, and Squidward's House falls on him. The episode ends with Squidward looking crazy. However, what happens? In order to pay off the damages done to Bikini Bottom, Squidward has to do community service every Sunday for the rest of he's live. Ironically, he does not have to in the rest of the episodes.<br /> <br /> ==Cultural References==<br /> *The fez hats that SpongeBob and Patrick both wear are similar to the ones in the Thing-Thing Arena online game, where the main character battles unintelligent brown beans wearing the same kind of hats. <br /> *SpongeBob and Patrick make a direct reference to the All Seeing Eye while Squidward is being inaugurated as the president of the Good Neighbor Lodge. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs== <br /> *This is the second time that [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] baked another apology cake for [[Squidward]], the first cake was baked in episode [[Squidville]]. <br /> *In the episode [[Can You Spare a Dime?]] Squidward says that he is allergic to newspaper. In this episode SpongeBob and Patrick gives Squidward his Sunday newspaper.<br /> *In the German version when [[Squidward]] says that it is nearly 12 the clock shows that it is already 12.<br /> *This is the second episode where SpongeBob got filled up with paint, the first was [[Home Sweet Pineapple]], the third was [[BlackJack]], the fourth was in [[House Fancy]].<br /> *This is the 2nd episode where Squidward is trapped underneath a house. The first episode was [[Home Sweet Pineapple]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors|Transcript for Good Neighbors]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bummer_Vacation_(Episode) 2010-05-06T22:53:41Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Bummer_Vacation_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Bummer Vacation<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 74a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.10.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Once Bitten (Episode)|Once Biten]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Wigstruck (Episode)|Maskstuck]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Bummer Vacation&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Zwang.jpg|thumb|left|From the producers of ''Lyle the Kindly Viking'', for 1 lb? Hmmm....&lt;br&gt;Squidward: ''SpongeBob, I can't do a Western Bible story.''&lt;br&gt;SpongeBob: ''Yes, you can.''&lt;br&gt;Patrick: ''Yum.''&lt;br&gt;Mr. Krabs: ''What are you doing here? Go home!'']]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *Possibly [[Kelp Forest]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he must take a vacation or they will make Mr. Krabs pay a fine, SpongeBob takes it well, but he mistakes what a vacation is. SpongeBob tries various things to get back inside the Krusty Krab such as, play with his [[Krusty Krab Playset]], help Patrick with fry cooking, delivering stuff, eating there and many more attempts, but all do not do well. Eventually, Mr. Krabs has had enough. He pretends to take SpongeBob home, but drives right past his house. He continues in to bikini woods (Possibly Kelp Forest), and tricks SpongeBob into the woods using his spatula. SpongeBob is not amused by this, and goes mad. He kidnaps Patrick and Goes to work in a Patrick suit. Mr. Krabs finds SpongeBob out, and SpongeBob starts crying that he misses the Grease of the Krusty Krab so much. To SpongeBob’s delight, Mr. Krabs announces that the union cannot fine him anymore, because the vacation time is up. Mr. Krabs shows him how much he has saved, showing him a 10c coin which SpongeBob says is more pay than he gets in a year.. Mr. Krabs says get back to work, and SpongeBob happily acquiesces.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *The title is a parody of ''summer vacation''.<br /> *This episode was originally going to be entitled Bummer Summer.<br /> *This is the second time that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are in a boat. The first was in [[Krabby Land]]<br /> *When you listen, when SpongeBob interprets the Mr. Krabs figurine, it sounds more like [[Patchy the Pirate]].<br /> *When you look very carefully, you could see the figurines' expression change for some reason.<br /> *Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to back up because he is on Krusty Krab property but he made him back up to SpongeBob’s house.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs keeps telling SpongeBob to back away from the Krusty Krab, we have a long screenshot of the view across from the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob is backing away, but the Chum Bucket is not across the street.<br /> *The Davey Jones' Locker is mentioned in this episode. It appeared in the episode [[Born Again Krabs]] in the Big Dream company. <br /> *This is the third time [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] wears his [[The Krusty Krab|Krusty Krab]] hat. The first is in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Toy that Saved Christmas]], the second is [[ Big Pink Loser]]. Then in 2002, he never wore it in [[Grandpappy the Pirate|The Star of Christmas]].<br /> *In [[Squeaky Boots]] Spongebob knew Mr.Krabs is going on a vacation and Mr.Krabs knew Squidward is going on a vacation, Spongebob has been on a vacation years ago, but in this episode Spongebob doesn't know what is a vacation.<br /> *If you look closely while SpongeBob is playing with Krusty Krab playset he has three arms, one holding Squidward one holding SpongeBob and one holding Mr.Krabs.<br /> *This is one of few episodes where SpongeBob goes insane.<br /> *Just like the episode [[Dumped]], when Mr. Krabs took his hat and [[Spat]] to Patrick, a reference to episode Dumped when Gary comes to Patrick.<br /> *Why is Patrick a figurine with the Krusty Krab Playset? He doesn't work there.<br /> *On that note,Why would they make a Spongebob house playset.He isn't that famous in Bikini Bottom.<br /> *On that case,Spongebob may have have built the Spongebob house playset.<br /> *How can two whole trucks fit inside the Krusty Krab?<br /> *How could Spongebob make less than 10 cents a year.Its impossible<br /> *The title card music is same as [[Culture Shock]] and [[Hooky]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Bummer Vacation|Transcript for Bummer Vacation]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Zwangsurlaub (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bummer_Vacation_(Episode) 2010-05-06T22:51:15Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Bummer_Vacation_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Bummer Vacation<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 74a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.10.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Once Bitten (Episode)|Once Biten]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Wigstruck (Episode)|Maskstuck]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Bummer Vacation&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Zwang.jpg|thumb|left|From the producers of ''Lyle the Kindly Viking'', for 1 lb? Hmmm....&lt;br&gt;Squidward: ''SpongeBob, I can't do a Western Bible story.''&lt;br&gt;SpongeBob: ''Yes, you can.''&lt;br&gt;Patrick: ''Yum.''&lt;br&gt;Mr. Krabs: ''What are you doing here? Go home!'']]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *Possibly [[Kelp Forest]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he must take a vacation or they will make Mr. Krabs pay a fine, SpongeBob takes it well, but he mistakes what a vacation is. SpongeBob tries various things to get back inside the Krusty Krab such as, play with his [[Krusty Krab Playset]], help Patrick with fry cooking, delivering stuff, eating there and many more attempts, but all do not do well. Eventually, Mr. Krabs has had enough. He pretends to take SpongeBob home, but drives right past his house. He continues in to bikini woods (Possibly Kelp Forest), and tricks SpongeBob into the woods using his spatula. SpongeBob is not amused by this, and goes mad. He kidnaps Patrick and Goes to work in a Patrick suit. Mr. Krabs finds SpongeBob out, and SpongeBob starts crying that he misses the Grease of the Krusty Krab so much. To SpongeBob’s delight, Mr. Krabs announces that the union cannot fine him anymore, because the vacation time is up. Mr. Krabs shows him how much he has saved, showing him a 10c coin which SpongeBob says is more pay than he gets in a year.. Mr. Krabs says get back to work, and SpongeBob happily acquiesces.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *The title is a parody of ''summer vacation''.<br /> *This episode was originally going to be entitled Bummer Summer.<br /> *This is the second time that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are in a boat. The first was in [[Krabby Land]]<br /> *When you listen, when SpongeBob interprets the Mr. Krabs figurine, it sounds more like [[Patchy the Pirate]].<br /> *When you look very carefully, you could see the figurines' expression change for some reason.<br /> *Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to back up because he is on Krusty Krab property but he made him back up to SpongeBob’s house.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs keeps telling SpongeBob to back away from the Krusty Krab, we have a long screenshot of the view across from the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob is backing away, but the Chum Bucket is not across the street.<br /> *The Davey Jones' Locker is mentioned in this episode.It appeared in the episode [[Born Again Krabs]].<br /> *This is the third time [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] wears his [[The Krusty Krab|Krusty Krab]] hat. The first is in [[Arrgh!]], the second is [[ Big Pink Loser]].<br /> *In [[Squeaky Boots]] Spongebob knew Mr.Krabs is going on a vacation and Mr.Krabs knew Squidward is going on a vacation, Spongebob has been on a vacation years ago, but in this episode Spongebob doesn't know what is a vacation.<br /> *If you look closely while SpongeBob is playing with Krusty Krab playset he has three arms, one holding Squidward one holding SpongeBob and one holding Mr.Krabs.<br /> *This is one of few episodes where SpongeBob goes insane.<br /> *Just like the episode [[Dumped]], when Mr. Krabs took his hat and [[Spat]] to Patrick, a reference to episode Dumped when Gary comes to Patrick.<br /> *Why is Patrick a figurine with the Krusty Krab Playset? He doesn't work there.<br /> *On that note,Why would they make a Spongebob house playset.He isn't that famous in Bikini Bottom.<br /> *On that case,Spongebob may have have built the Spongebob house playset.<br /> *How can two whole trucks fit inside the Krusty Krab?<br /> *How could Spongebob make less than 10 cents a year.Its impossible<br /> *The title card music is same as [[Culture Shock]] and [[Hooky]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Bummer Vacation|Transcript for Bummer Vacation]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Zwangsurlaub (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bummer_Vacation_(Episode) 2010-05-06T22:48:55Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Characters */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Bummer_Vacation_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Bummer Vacation<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 74a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.10.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Once Bitten (Episode)|Once Bitten]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Wigstruck (Episode)|Wigstruck]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Bummer Vacation&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Zwang.jpg|thumb|left|From the producers of ''Lyle the Kindly Viking'', for 1 lb? Hmmm....&lt;br&gt;Squidward: ''SpongeBob, I can't do a Western Bible story.''&lt;br&gt;SpongeBob: ''Yes, you can.'']]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *Possibly [[Kelp Forest]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he must take a vacation or they will make Mr. Krabs pay a fine, SpongeBob takes it well, but he mistakes what a vacation is. SpongeBob tries various things to get back inside the Krusty Krab such as, play with his [[Krusty Krab Playset]], help Patrick with fry cooking, delivering stuff, eating there and many more attempts, but all do not do well. Eventually, Mr. Krabs has had enough. He pretends to take SpongeBob home, but drives right past his house. He continues in to bikini woods (Possibly Kelp Forest), and tricks SpongeBob into the woods using his spatula. SpongeBob is not amused by this, and goes mad. He kidnaps Patrick and Goes to work in a Patrick suit. Mr. Krabs finds SpongeBob out, and SpongeBob starts crying that he misses the Grease of the Krusty Krab so much. To SpongeBob’s delight, Mr. Krabs announces that the union cannot fine him anymore, because the vacation time is up. Mr. Krabs shows him how much he has saved, showing him a 10c coin which SpongeBob says is more pay than he gets in a year.. Mr. Krabs says get back to work, and SpongeBob happily acquiesces.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *The title is a parody of ''summer vacation''.<br /> *This episode was originally going to be entitled Bummer Summer.<br /> *This is the second time that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are in a boat. The first was in [[Krabby Land]]<br /> *When you listen, when SpongeBob interprets the Mr. Krabs figurine, it sounds more like [[Patchy the Pirate]].<br /> *When you look very carefully, you could see the figurines' expression change for some reason.<br /> *Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to back up because he is on Krusty Krab property but he made him back up to SpongeBob’s house.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs keeps telling SpongeBob to back away from the Krusty Krab, we have a long screenshot of the view across from the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob is backing away, but the Chum Bucket is not across the street.<br /> *The Davey Jones' Locker is mentioned in this episode.It appeared in the episode [[Born Again Krabs]].<br /> *This is the third time [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] wears his [[The Krusty Krab|Krusty Krab]] hat. The first is in [[Arrgh!]], the second is [[ Big Pink Loser]].<br /> *In [[Squeaky Boots]] Spongebob knew Mr.Krabs is going on a vacation and Mr.Krabs knew Squidward is going on a vacation, Spongebob has been on a vacation years ago, but in this episode Spongebob doesn't know what is a vacation.<br /> *If you look closely while SpongeBob is playing with Krusty Krab playset he has three arms, one holding Squidward one holding SpongeBob and one holding Mr.Krabs.<br /> *This is one of few episodes where SpongeBob goes insane.<br /> *Just like the episode [[Dumped]], when Mr. Krabs took his hat and [[Spat]] to Patrick, a reference to episode Dumped when Gary comes to Patrick.<br /> *Why is Patrick a figurine with the Krusty Krab Playset? He doesn't work there.<br /> *On that note,Why would they make a Spongebob house playset.He isn't that famous in Bikini Bottom.<br /> *On that case,Spongebob may have have built the Spongebob house playset.<br /> *How can two whole trucks fit inside the Krusty Krab?<br /> *How could Spongebob make less than 10 cents a year.Its impossible<br /> *The title card music is same as [[Culture Shock]] and [[Hooky]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Bummer Vacation|Transcript for Bummer Vacation]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Zwangsurlaub (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bummer_Vacation_(Episode) 2010-05-06T22:47:30Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Bummer_Vacation_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Bummer Vacation<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 74a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.10.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Once Bitten (Episode)|Once Bitten]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Wigstruck (Episode)|Wigstruck]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Bummer Vacation&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Zwang.jpg|thumb|left|From the producers of ''Lyle the Kindly Viking'', for 1 lb? Hmmm....]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Patrick's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *Possibly [[Kelp Forest]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob he must take a vacation or they will make Mr. Krabs pay a fine, SpongeBob takes it well, but he mistakes what a vacation is. SpongeBob tries various things to get back inside the Krusty Krab such as, play with his [[Krusty Krab Playset]], help Patrick with fry cooking, delivering stuff, eating there and many more attempts, but all do not do well. Eventually, Mr. Krabs has had enough. He pretends to take SpongeBob home, but drives right past his house. He continues in to bikini woods (Possibly Kelp Forest), and tricks SpongeBob into the woods using his spatula. SpongeBob is not amused by this, and goes mad. He kidnaps Patrick and Goes to work in a Patrick suit. Mr. Krabs finds SpongeBob out, and SpongeBob starts crying that he misses the Grease of the Krusty Krab so much. To SpongeBob’s delight, Mr. Krabs announces that the union cannot fine him anymore, because the vacation time is up. Mr. Krabs shows him how much he has saved, showing him a 10c coin which SpongeBob says is more pay than he gets in a year.. Mr. Krabs says get back to work, and SpongeBob happily acquiesces.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *The title is a parody of ''summer vacation''.<br /> *This episode was originally going to be entitled Bummer Summer.<br /> *This is the second time that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are in a boat. The first was in [[Krabby Land]]<br /> *When you listen, when SpongeBob interprets the Mr. Krabs figurine, it sounds more like [[Patchy the Pirate]].<br /> *When you look very carefully, you could see the figurines' expression change for some reason.<br /> *Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to back up because he is on Krusty Krab property but he made him back up to SpongeBob’s house.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs keeps telling SpongeBob to back away from the Krusty Krab, we have a long screenshot of the view across from the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob is backing away, but the Chum Bucket is not across the street.<br /> *The Davey Jones' Locker is mentioned in this episode.It appeared in the episode [[Born Again Krabs]].<br /> *This is the third time [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] wears his [[The Krusty Krab|Krusty Krab]] hat. The first is in [[Arrgh!]], the second is [[ Big Pink Loser]].<br /> *In [[Squeaky Boots]] Spongebob knew Mr.Krabs is going on a vacation and Mr.Krabs knew Squidward is going on a vacation, Spongebob has been on a vacation years ago, but in this episode Spongebob doesn't know what is a vacation.<br /> *If you look closely while SpongeBob is playing with Krusty Krab playset he has three arms, one holding Squidward one holding SpongeBob and one holding Mr.Krabs.<br /> *This is one of few episodes where SpongeBob goes insane.<br /> *Just like the episode [[Dumped]], when Mr. Krabs took his hat and [[Spat]] to Patrick, a reference to episode Dumped when Gary comes to Patrick.<br /> *Why is Patrick a figurine with the Krusty Krab Playset? He doesn't work there.<br /> *On that note,Why would they make a Spongebob house playset.He isn't that famous in Bikini Bottom.<br /> *On that case,Spongebob may have have built the Spongebob house playset.<br /> *How can two whole trucks fit inside the Krusty Krab?<br /> *How could Spongebob make less than 10 cents a year.Its impossible<br /> *The title card music is same as [[Culture Shock]] and [[Hooky]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Bummer Vacation|Transcript for Bummer Vacation]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Zwangsurlaub (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Palace_of_Pranks 2010-05-06T22:45:44Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Palast der streiche.JPG|thumb|The inside of Palace of pranks]]<br /> [[Image:PalaceOfPranks.jpg|thumb|The outside of Palace of pranks]] <br /> <br /> '''Palace of Pranks''' is a novelty shop that appears in the episode, [[Pranks a Lot]]. It is owned by [[Frank]]. It can be inferred that SpongeBob is a frequent customer because he is well known by Frank.<br /> <br /> == Merchandise ==<br /> Around the shop there is many isles including:<br /> *[[Gag Seanut Brittle]] a reference to &quot;Peanut Brittle&quot;. Patrick assumes that there is real Seanut Brittle inside all of them. <br /> *[[Joy Buzzers]] - Really hurt victim<br /> *Toy mouths that bite when wound up<br /> *Fake Tentacles<br /> *[[Exploding Chewing Gum]] - $9.95 (blows head completely off)<br /> *Fake Gag Dollar - $1.00 (Fools people into thinking you've got a real dollar)<br /> *Whoopie Cushion - $1.00<br /> *Fake Vomit - $1.00 (plastic replica of vomit)<br /> *Real Vomit - $1.00 (Oddly costs the same as the fake vomit)<br /> *[[Invisible Spray]] - $1.00 (Discounted for SpongeBob because he is Frank's #1 customer)<br /> *'''Second Gag Seanut Brittle can''' $1.00 Another can of Seanut Brittle that Patrick found in the store after Spongebob pranked him with the first one. Patrick says, &quot;Hey Seanut Brittle!&quot; and opens up the can. The spring sprongs/Fake snakes fly out and Patrick lets out a &quot;Oh Darn it Not again&quot; Spongebob then roars in laughter.<br /> <br /> *However this place doesn't give change. Because when [[SpongeBob]] offered a stack of money for a $1.00 [[Invisible Spray]] he didn't receive any change.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Shops}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Place]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_Algae%E2%80%99s_Always_Greener_(Episode) 2010-05-06T22:38:25Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/The_Algaes_Always_Greener_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | The Algae's Always Greener<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 41a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || [[March 22nd|22.03]].2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm (Episode)|Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[SpongeGuard on Duty (Episode)|SpongeGuard on Duty]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;The Algae's Always Greener&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *[[Karen]]<br /> *[[Tom]]<br /> *[[Fred]]<br /> *[[Bikini Bottom]]ites<br /> *[[Nancy]] [[Image:Holographic Meatloaf.jpg|thumb|right|[[Holographic Meatloaf]]]]<br /> *[[Harold]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Chum Bucket]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> At the Krusty Krab, Old Man Jenkins grabs a bottle of ketchup and heads to a table. Since he is old, he accidentally shoots it at a wall. Plankton is inside a capsule that is inside the bottle of ketchup, and does not expect this. He has been fired, through the wall, and landed in Eugene H. Krabs office. Mr. Krabs throws him back to the Chum Bucket, and he tries to think of a new plan. His W.I.F.E insists that he uses the machine he made last Tuesday. So he used the machine to swap lives with Mr. Krabs (and gets rid of Mr. Krabs), then he woke up in Mr. Krabs' desk. There is a name plate reading ''Mr. Plankton'', and there is a photo of him with Mr. Krabs' teenaged daughter, [[Pearl]]. He only cares about the Krabby Patties, and neglects everyone else. SpongeBob is promoted to co-cashier, where he tears the restaurant down. Squidward Tentacles is at the grill and makes horrible garbage burgers, because he says he likes his life to be a little less yellow (without SpongeBob). Then, Pearl Krabs rushes into the Krusty Krab, and she asks Plankton to have some allowance.<br /> <br /> Plankton gives her only 1 dollar, and Pearl cries and cries until Plankton swallows all the tear water, then Nat presses hard on Plankton and tells him SpongeBob and Squidward gave him a nasty patty and a large-sized soda (&quot;I soiled the name of the Krusty Krab! Soiled it! Soiled it!&quot; SpongeBob says).Then,just as plankton gets ready to snap, an alarm goes off, and the naked Mr. Krabs (who is now playing Plankton's role as the villain), now named &quot;Krabs&quot;,comes in, destroying the restaurant and trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula. SpongeBob SquarePants shoots a bikini at Krabs, and he must throw the Krabby Patty back. Then, the customers have a *victory screech*, and Krabs says that he'll come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day,(then on the telephone),and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day(Plankton screams). Plankton rips out his Mr. Krabs uniform, and presses the button again to go back to the present time in real life, and then eats [[Holographic Meatloaf]].<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs== <br /> *The title is a parody of the sayings ''The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill'' or '''The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Fence.'''<br /> *A live shrimp features in this episode.<br /> *When Plankton is talking to Karen about the life swapper device when he is drinking, his soda cup moved across the table without Plankton touching it.<br /> *Plankton reveals in this episode that his restaurant, [[Chum Bucket|The Chum Bucket]] does not have any food.<br /> *Some people call this episode &quot;The Kelp's Always Greener&quot; sometimes.<br /> *The patty that Plankton takes a closer look at resembles the nasty patty from the episode: [[Nasty Patty (Episode)|Nasty Patty]].<br /> *It seems that although Plankton had switched lives with Krabs, the restaurant is still called the [[Krusty Krab]].<br /> *The quote Plankton says to Karen before he switches lives with Mr. Krabs (Rolling stones gather no algae) is similar to an old saying, ''Rolling stones gather no moss''. <br /> *When SpongeBob says, ''he is around here somewhere'' the captions say, ''he's around here somewhere''.<br /> *Plankton can afford holographs but not food.<br /> *SpongeBob acted as if he wanted to hear if he needed improvement on anything. But when Plankton said he did SpongeBob was sad and crazy.<br /> *The mask Plankton wears as he tries to steal the Krabby Patty looks similar to the one worn by The Gimp in Pulp Fiction.<br /> *Plankton had the perfect chance to get the Krabby Patty formula the entire time he switched lives with Mr. Krabs, though he possibly didn't think he would be turning back to normal.<br /> *There was a drink on the other side of the table and Plankton said something. He kept talking and a few seconds later it was right in front of Plankton.<br /> *This is a spoof off a song called ''Reunited'' played by Peaches and Herb in 1978. The lyrics actually go ''Reunited and it feels so good''.<br /> *The Algae's Always Greener is a take off on the quote ''the grass is much greener on the other side''. By the way, that line is used in the theme song to another Nicktoon, &quot;As Told By Ginger&quot;.<br /> *How can Mr. Krabs get on the telephone if he doesn't have a phone or has some clothes to have the phone inside?<br /> *This is the first time Mr. Krabs is completely naked. The second is [[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]].<br /> *Nancy said the same (not exactly) line &quot;He ate my children's homework!&quot; from [[Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm|Bjorn, Sven Meets the Worm]]. If she means the [[Alaskan Bull Worm|Italian Scallion Worm]], she said it instead of he.<br /> * This is the one and only episode with a shrimp.<br /> *Before we see [[Plankton]] wearing Mr Krabs's outfit.[[Tom]] was seen running with the Krabby Patty.But when Plankton realizes he wearing Mr Krabs's outfit.Tom seen again running with the Krabby Patty<br /> *When Plankton lands in Mr. Krabs office, the zipper on his mouth is open. When Mr. Krabs picks him up, the zipper is closed.<br /> When Mr. Krabs shoots him out of the Krusty Krab, it is closed again.<br /> *When Plankton looks closely at the patty made by Spongebob, there is a chunk of wood in it, which makes no sense because there are no trees (besides sandy's) under water. It is also possible that it is from a sunken boat.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: The Algae's Always Greener|Transcript for The Algae's Always Greener]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Chef werden ist nicht schwer... (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Pineapple_Fever 2010-05-01T20:14:38Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>(One morning at SpongeBob's pineapple, SpongeBob looks out the window, then goes out in the hallway. He yawns and sticks<br /> his tongue out. Then he comes out wearing a pair of goggles over his eyes rather than his usual pair of glasses to go jellyfishing. He clears his throat.)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: All ready to go jellyfishing today?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: No. Just kidding!<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob Laughs. Patrick shows a net with two scoops)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: I see you even brought your double net.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Yep. It's three times as fun.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Um, Patrick? Don't you mean twice as fun?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Whst is?<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Your -- never mind.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, That reminds me. We should probably check the weather report before we go.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Good idea.<br /> <br /> (Cut back to the pineapple where Patrick and SpongeBob are watching the weather report on TV.)<br /> <br /> ;TV Reporter: And now the weather.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Here we go.<br /> <br /> ;Weatherman: Thank you, Phil. Today's weather forecast calls for -- (a piece of paper is given) A horrible storm will ravage the Bikini Bottom area.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick And SpongeBob: A horrible storm?<br /> <br /> ;Weatherman: You heard me. Panic is not advised although it is recommended. Also, an advisory has been issued to avoid any and all jellyfishing if possible. <br /> <br /> (TV turns off, SpongeBob now stands in front of his living room window with some boards in his hands.)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Patrick, help me get these boards nailed on. <br /> <br /> ;Patrick: SpongeBob, this seems like a strange time to start decorating.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Start dec -- you sir, do not recognize fine decorating when you see it.<br /> <br /> (He goes up to his big bass on the wall to show an example.)<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Hmm.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Admire it later, Patrick. Right now, we got to convert my house into a shelter capable to withstand extreme weather.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: You can say that again.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Actually, I can't.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Why not?<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Because I just stepped on one of these nails. <br /> <br /> (shows a picture of SpongeBob's shoe with a nail sticking out. Cut to Squidward's house humming and tweezing his eyebrows)<br /> <br /> Squidward: Got ya. Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and -- <br /> <br /> (cut back to SpongeBob's where Patrick angrily nails a hammer causing a racket at Squidward's. He falls and bumps his head on his toilet, and it looks like his eyebrows are bleeding, but it's not he tweezed his skin off his eyebrow. He looks and gets angry. Then we are back to SpongeBob's pineapple where SpongeBob and Patrick are hammering his door.)<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Violin.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Whoo! Nice work buddy. Now my house can withstand anything nature has to throw at us.<br /> <br /> (Squidward angrily knocks down SpongeBob's door) <br /> <br /> ;Patrick: I guess Squidward's not part of nature.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Squidward! Did you come to weather out the storm with us?<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: No! I-- what storm? <br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: The one Phil Preflemuster told us about.<br /> <br /> ;Swquidward: Who's that?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: He's the weatherman on the news channel. He said --<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: I can't understand a word you're saying.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot teeeeea- <br /> <br /> ;Patrick: I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!!!! <br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Hot cocoooooooa, we'll be drinking. <br /> <br /> ;Patrick: That's better. <br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Well, I think I'll pass.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Even if I let you borrow my huggly snuggly bunny slippers?<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Hmm, I'll have to think about that.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: OK, but you better think fast. Because Partick really likes --<br /> <br /> (Squidward starts to leave when a bolt of lightning strikes. Squidward comes back burnt from the lightning strike.)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Squidward, welcome back! Here's your slippers.<br /> <br /> (another bolt of lightning strikes, and now we see Candles lit)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: That's better.<br /> <br /> ;Squdward: What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see. <br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Squidward, the lights went out<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Yes, they did, when you turned them off.<br /> <br /> (Patrick Spits out his cocoa)<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Patrick! What is it?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Thank you, Patrick.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Oh, boy. How about some of those games you promised?<br /> <br /> (yet another bolt of lightning strikes. The lightning causes impact on SpongeBob's pineapple leaves. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward get ready to play tic-tac-toe)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Okay, boys let's roll to see who goes first.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: This is tic-tac-toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: He's right. You play rock, paper, scissors for it.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Oh yeah.<br /> <br /> (shot of the exterior of the pineapple again. Then Patrick holds up a &quot;paper&quot; hand, Squidward also holds up a &quot;paper&quot; hand, and SpongeBob holds up a &quot;paper&quot; hand)<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: One.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Two.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Oh, it's a tie.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Darn it!<br /> <br /> ;Patrick, SpongeBob, Squidward: One, two, three.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Darn it! I'll get you next time.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: One, two, three.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Tie.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Darn it!<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: One, two --<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Tie.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Darn it!<br /> <br /> (another shot of the pineapple then cut to Squidward with a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's.)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: There, I win. See?<br /> <br /> (then we see SpongeBob and Patrick thinking. the clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses.)<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: I'm not seeing anything here.<br /> <br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Yeah it looks like a lot of junk.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: What do you mean, you're not seeing anything? That's three in a row. Tic-tac-toe! <br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Easy, friend.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just having fun.<br /> <br /> (he takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe.and flips through pages.)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Well played.<br /> <br /> (they clap; Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Yet another shot of the pineapple)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. You can do it. <br /> <br /> (Patrick groans)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Be the puzzle piece. <br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing decreased by 30 years per second.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You got a few years left in you.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Eh?<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go!<br /> <br /> (Squidward wakes up from a nap)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Go, Patrick!<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just--<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. WEREN'T YOU PATRICK?!<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Who's The green guy?<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here!<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Squidward. That wasn't your turn. That's cheating. <br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Cheating? It's a jigsaw puzzle. You can't cheat.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, Squidward. We'll just start over.<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob jumbles the pieces, Squidward mumbles)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: I've got to get out of here!<br /> <br /> (yet another lightning bolt strikes Squidward he comes back burnt again.)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: oh, welcome back, Squidward. We Were about to figure out where the first piece of the puzzle goes. Oh, maybe Squidward can help us.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: No he can't.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Please, Squidward?<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: No way.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Please.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: I have an even better idea.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: What is it?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Tell us.<br /> <br /> ;Both: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!<br /> <br /> ;Squuidward: Shh. Quiet time. It's a game called &quot;boundaries&quot;.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Ooh-ooh! <br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Yes, Patrick?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Will there be any spelling in that game?<br /> <br /> ;Squdward: Oh no, No spelling.<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Yes!<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: It's very simple. The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Squidward alone until the storm passes. He will stay inside boundaries, he will define by chalk lines on the floor.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: I have a question.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: What?<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Where are we going to get the chalk?<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: The chalk? I brought some!<br /> <br /> (yet another flash of lightninng. An organ plays an ominous tune as Squidward goes up to SpongeBob's room. He draws the chalk line at the top of the stairs then tosses the chalk to SpongeBob and Patrick. Then. Squidward slams SpongeBob's bedroom door.)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Brilliant work, as usual, Squidward. Now all I have to do is sit here until this storm passes over. (his stomach starts growling.) Wait a minute. I'm starving. SpongeBob's got to have some snacks around here. Ah, Jackpot. <br /> (he starts eating snail food. Gary meows) I bet you wish I had some of this -- Snail food? (he spits the food out.) I've got to get some real food.<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: HALT! Nobody's to cross this boundary.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers. <br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the-- what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: You may be telling the truth.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: That'll be the day. <br /> <br /> (Squidward runs downstairs, SpongeBob blows his whistle. Squidward makes it towards the kitchen, and near Spongebob's refrigerator.)<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Stop that cephalod!<br /> <br /> (he jumps out of his security guard costume leaving on his underwear, and jumps on Squidward's back)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Please. I just want to get onto the other side of my boundary.<br /> <br /> ;Spongebob: This, I cannot allow. It's against the rules.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: But all I wanted was something to eat<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Did somebody say somethng to eat?<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob and Squidward run into Patrick leaving food everywhere.)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: My food!<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Your food?<br /> <br /> ;Patrick: Hey, I want some too.<br /> <br /> (they run around in circles screaming.)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Is this what we've really come to? is one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete animals?<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Apparently so. Well, that and a refrigerator full of food anyways.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Did you guys hear that?<br /> <br /> ;Spongebob: It's just Patrick gnawing on his can.<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: No, not that. I mean from outside.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: I don't hear anything. <br /> <br /> ;Squidward: The storm must've Stopped.<br /> <br /> ;SpongeBob: Squidward, wait!<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: So long, suckers! <br /> <br /> (the last shot of the episode shows Squidward falling from something. SpongeBob's Pineapple is now at the top of a tornado.)<br /> <br /> ;Squidward: Curse you Preflemuster.<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Transcript:_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie/Part_1 2010-05-01T20:12:13Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Chapter 4:KK2 news report/Plankton's rage */</p> <hr /> <div>==Dialogue==<br /> ===Chapter 1:Opening (Real film sequence)===<br /> '''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!<br /> <br /> '''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.<br /> <br /> '''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk) <br /> <br /> '''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' Where is it?<br /> <br /> '''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song) <br /> <br /> '''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> If nautical nonsense be something you wish?<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePants<br /> SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into<br /> the theater room, where the movie starts)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 2:SpongeBob's dream===<br /> '''French Narrator:''' The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where... <br /> <br /> (The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)<br /> <br /> '''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens) <br /> <br /> '''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute. <br /> <br /> '''Fish #2:''' What is happening? <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. <br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') <br /> <br /> Spongebob: Talk to me, Krabs. <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.<br /> <br /> '''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?<br /> <br /> '''Phil:''' Phil. <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.<br /> <br /> '''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.<br /> <br /> '''Phil:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.<br /> <br /> '''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 3:Awakened from the Job as Manager===<br /> (Continues from dream)<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. <br /> '''Gary:''' Meow.<br /> '''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many &quot;employee of the month&quot;<br /> portraits) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 3.2 Ready for the speech===<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br /> <br /> (Setting:Bathroom)<br /> '''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,<br /> <br /> '''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...<br /> <br /> (Squidward interrupts him, and covers himself)<br /> '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here? <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' What do you want?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 3.3:SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===<br /> '''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock) <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I love being purple!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. <br /> <br /> '''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! <br /> <br /> (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick) <br /> (SpongeBob and Patrick sings)<br /> <br /> Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br /> You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br /> We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br /> Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 4:KK2 news report/Plankton's rage/King Xerxes and Esther arrive===<br /> (The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)<br /> <br /> '''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)<br /> <br /> '''King Xerxes:''' Hello. I love to eat buffalo burritos, turtle turnovers and yak yogurt.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money. <br /> <br /> '''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)<br /> <br /> (Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word &quot;customer&quot; is heard echoing in the kitchen)<br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from <br /> A to Y. <br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' A to Y?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.<br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' What about Z?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Z?<br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. <br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' Oh, boy.<br /> <br /> '''Esther:''' Hi!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 5:Spongebob's encounter with plankton===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:'''Ew, I think I stepped in something.<br /> <br /> (Tries to scrape Plankton off)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Not ''in'' something, on someone, you twit! <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. <br /> Promotion.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 6:Squid's new job===<br /> <br /> (Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. <br /> <br /> '''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this? <br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' I paid $10! <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' He's right.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob( Thinking) :''' That's me.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a complete jackass of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers &quot;It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen&quot;) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers &quot; It's getting worse because you're repeating everything I say into the microphone&quot;) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 7:The sad truth===<br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But... But why? <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Dork?<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.<br /> <br /> '''Pearl:''' A goofball? <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' A ding-a-ling.<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Wing nut.<br /> <br /> '''Old Female Fish:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it &quot;kid-ager. &quot; You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob walks away)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 8:Patrick's interruption===<br /> <br /> (Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> (Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.) <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?<br /> <br /> '''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 9:Theft of the crown===<br /> <br /> (Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.<br /> <br /> (Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)<br /> <br /> '''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?<br /> <br /> '''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' But what?<br /> <br /> '''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.<br /> <br /> '''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.<br /> <br /> '''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Your crown?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.<br /> One day, you will wear this crown.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule<br /> with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on) <br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Dad, your &quot;crown&quot;...<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen<br /> the royal crown! <br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br /> <br /> {{Movie/Dialogue}}<br /> {{Movie}}<br /> {{Slogan}}</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Transcript:_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie/Part_2 2010-05-01T20:10:07Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Chapter 14:Accused */</p> <hr /> <div>'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===<br /> <br /> '''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.<br /> <br /> '''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!<br /> <br /> '''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.<br /> <br /> '''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah<br /> You're a Goofy Goober, yeah<br /> We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah<br /> <br /> '''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah<br /> <br /> (We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.<br /> <br /> (Patrick walks up to him) <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' What? Why?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I know.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)<br /> <br /> '''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Are you sure?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.<br /> <br /> Waiter: (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick) <br /> <br /> Patrick: Yum! <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. <br /> <br /> Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. <br /> <br /> Waiter: (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter) <br /> <br /> Both: Buuurrrp! <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already. <br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah. <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more) <br /> <br /> Both: Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter) <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter! <br /> <br /> Waiter: (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts? <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called... <br /> <br /> Patrick and SpongeBob: &quot;Waiter!&quot; <br /> <br /> (All three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk) <br /> <br /> '''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going. <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===<br /> <br /> (At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Yawn.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.<br /> He's got money.<br /> <br /> (Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)<br /> <br /> '''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 14:Accused===<br /> <br /> (Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.<br /> <br /> (Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab)<br /> <br /> '''All:''' Hi, Mordecai!<br /> <br /> '''Mordecai:''' (rinses and spits) Hello. I'm ugly and I'm proud.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May <br /> he present himself to me at once.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it. <br /> <br /> '''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.<br /> <br /> '''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)<br /> <br /> (Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z. <br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' (Contines screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always though the was a great boss.<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' My pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, you will--<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crowny a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...<br /> <br /> (King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Bald! Bald!<br /> <br /> (Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)<br /> <br /> '''Fred:''' My eyes!<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?<br /> <br /> (She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)<br /> <br /> (Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!)<br /> <br /> '''Fred:''' My eyes!<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Patrick pops up)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' He can do it in 9!<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' 8!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' 7!<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' 6!<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then. <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi---ve...<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush. <br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?<br /> <br /> '''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 16: Briefing===<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' She's pretty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:'''Here, take this.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' What's my name?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe) <br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Mindy!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Hi.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown!<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon===<br /> <br /> (They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' What is it?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Wow!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says &quot;KER-PATTY!&quot;)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!<br /> <br /> (Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br /> <br /> {{Movie/Dialogue}}<br /> {{Movie}}<br /> {{Slogan}}</div>

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<p>12.176.204.140: /* Chapter 22 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing===<br /> <br /> (The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah<br /> You're a Goofy Goober, yeah<br /> We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah<br /> Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!<br /> <br /> (They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.<br /> <br /> '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.<br /> <br /> '''Lloyd:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Kids?!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Now, now, now. For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.<br /> <br /> '''Both:''' Shell City? <br /> <br /> '''Lloyd:'''Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' That's right.<br /> <br /> '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)<br /> <br /> '''Bully:''' Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?<br /> <br /> '''Lloyd:''' 12.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)<br /> <br /> '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' They're dead.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened===<br /> <br /> (The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)<br /> <br /> '''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)<br /> <br /> (Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Step right up. Plenty for everybody.<br /> <br /> '''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.<br /> <br /> '''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. &quot;Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket,&quot; he said. &quot;Don't let the flame die out.&quot; (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)<br /> <br /> '''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone!<br /> <br /> '''Man:''' (happily) My helmet!<br /> <br /> (Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.<br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' I never agreed.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.<br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his [[Patrick|pink friend]]. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 20: Meet Dennis===<br /> <br /> (Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.<br /> <br /> '''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish <br /> laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble===<br /> <br /> (Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going) <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Going on.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Yup.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Are we there yet?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' ''By car''.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 22: Haman Arrives===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' The key!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see loads of Thugs drinking, playing pool and fighting. They both see a ski masked Thug with the spatula key in his pocket)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it. <br /> <br /> '''Thug:'''What are you looking at? (Punching sounds is heard)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Sorry.<br /> <br /> '''Haman:''' I do not like horse. (pirates gasp) I do not like deer. (pirates applause) I do not like lambs. (pirates gasp one more time) I especially don't like fried fish.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Wait. I wanna do the distraction.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.<br /> <br /> (Patrick <br /> then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough)<br /> '''Thug in background:''' You see me walkin back?!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (Using his mouth as a megaphone) Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody surrounds closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.<br /> <br /> '''Ski Masked Thug:''' It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. SpongeBob starts to rub on the floor)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)<br /> <br /> (Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Well, I had to go to the bathroom.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!<br /> <br /> '''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob and Patrick burst bubbles)<br /> <br /> '''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was...<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)<br /> <br /> '''Goofy Goober (On record):''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah <br /> You're a Goofy Goober, yeah <br /> We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah<br /> Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah<br /> <br /> '''Tough Guy #2:''' (coughs)<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' It was you! You're the baby!<br /> <br /> '''Tough Guy #2:''' No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:'''(trying not to sing) Don't sing along, Patrick!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah<br /> You're a Goofy Goober, yeah <br /> We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)<br /> <br /> '''Double Headed Twins:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?<br /> <br /> '''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!<br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Man, that was a close call.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' The key!<br /> <br /> (He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 23: Squidward Finds Out===<br /> <br /> (Back in Bikini Bottom for the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob) <br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?<br /> <br /> '''Female Fish:''' (She looks around) Who said that?<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Down here.<br /> <br /> '''Female Fish:''' (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?<br /> <br /> <br /> (At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet<br /> with every purchase. Care for one?<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him<br /> and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.<br /> And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, [[Squidward|Inspector Looselips]]. (Presses a button on Karen)<br /> <br /> '''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to<br /> start to control their wearers)<br /> <br /> '''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!<br /> <br /> '''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him) <br /> <br /> '''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.<br /> <br /> (Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him) <br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? Who?!<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem===<br /> <br /> (Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. (They both drive along a pile of skulls) The road's getting kind of bumpy here.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us<br /> a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand) <br /> <br /> Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.<br /> <br /> '''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy. (she takes out a fake ice cream)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked===<br /> <br /> (Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear) <br /> <br /> '''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)<br /> <br /> '''All Thugs:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 25: We're Just Kids===<br /> <br /> (Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)<br /> <br /> '''Old Woman:''' Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. (A cat on a tongue is shown)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Whiskers:''' Meow. <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the frog fish eats. A gigantic eel eats the frog fish and dives back in. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Never mind the car, where's the road? (echoes) Road, road, road, (the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating)road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (after seeing a fire) Hazardous.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hazardous...<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (after seeing a tentacle) Monster-infested.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested... trench.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm going home, Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' We're not kids.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' We do not worship him.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it) What do you call that?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' But you can't go home!<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob and Patrick see Mindy riding a coach driven by sea horses) <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Mindy?! (Struggles to put his shorts on)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Mindy? How much did you hear?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I heard enough.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Did you see my underwear?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' No, Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Did you want to?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, the only ones left?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say [[Bikini Bottom|Planktopolis]].<br /> <br /> '''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster! <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing work for Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary. <br /> <br /> '''Gary:''' Meow Plankton.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair and screams)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But... But we're just...<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I believe.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' That's the spirit.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br /> <br /> {{Movie/Dialogue}}<br /> {{Movie}}<br /> {{Slogan}}</div>

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<p>12.176.204.140: /* Chapter 32:On the Drying Rack */</p> <hr /> <div>==Doalogue==<br /> ===Chapter 26:Now That We're Men===<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? Guys? (No answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a &quot;mustache&quot;) Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' So do you!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' And why?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I never said that!<br /> <br /> (As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Bec... well...<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Are we dead?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' We are invincible!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we can do anything. (An eel flips them in the sky and is about to eat them) <br /> Now that we're men, we are invincible. (A squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral) <br /> Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, (they slide down the coral and fly across 3 slow monsters. They then fall in a see-through fish) get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs. (They walk out of the end of it's gut) <br /> Now that we're men, (walking between sea urchins)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (An urchin rips Patrick's shorts off) I change my underwear.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. (waking over volcanos switching on and off) We've got the stuff. We're tough enough to save the day. (playing hopscotch over lava rocks) We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No! (They dodge a monster's head, a green hand and a monstrous boulder)<br /> But take a look at what the mermaid did. (They dodge a giant green crab who can't even get a chance to pinch them) Ha! Ha! Ha! (They walk onto a road which turns out to be a big, blue, one eyed angler fish's fin. The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. (a green 3 eyed fish and a red squid appears. When SpongeBob and Patrick were slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3 eyed fish beckons an big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Uh-huh. Uh-huh.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Yeah, go SpongeBob. They both finish by touching the tip of their toes) Ah!<br /> <br /> '''Monsters:''' Hooray!<br /> <br /> '''Monsters:''' Now that they're men, <br /> We can't bother them. <br /> Now that they're men, they have become our friends. <br /> Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end. <br /> They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown. <br /> They'll pass the test (they slap their bodies) and finish the quest. (and again) <br /> They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===<br /> (The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' &quot;Shell City, dead ahead.&quot; We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!<br /> (Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 28:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===<br /> '''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?<br /> (They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here<br /> in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.<br /> <br /> (Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' For some reason,<br /> he wanted me to step on you.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Step on us?<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!<br /> <br /> (Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' That's a big boot.<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 29:Cyclops encounter===<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives. <br /> <br /> '''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.<br /> <br /> (Spongebob looks up)<br /> <br /> '''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?<br /> <br /> (Scuba diver looks at them)<br /> <br /> '''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes <br /> them with him)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 30:Spongebob and Patrick's Final Day===<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Are we dead?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks? <br /> <br /> (Patrick eats the pebbles)<br /> <br /> '''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.<br /> <br /> (Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 31:Help!===<br /> <br /> '''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk. <br /> <br /> (Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)<br /> <br /> '''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.<br /> <br /> (Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band) <br /> <br /> '''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.<br /> <br /> '''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)<br /> <br /> '''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 32:On the Drying Rack===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs? <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Shell City.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Shell City.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Shell City.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) &quot;Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown! <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah... <br /> <br /> '''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah<br /> (The two dehydrate and die) <br /> <br /> (Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the pirates in the audience )<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)<br /> <br /> '''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers. <br /> <br /> (The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)<br /> <br /> '''Policeman #1:''' Move along.<br /> <br /> '''Policeman #2:''' Nothing to see here.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br /> <br /> {{Movie/Dialogue}}<br /> {{Movie}}</div>

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<p>12.176.204.140: /* Chapter 48:Back At The Theater */</p> <hr /> <div>==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 33:Alive===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' What's happening?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag. <br /> SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, &quot;Step one: Point bag away from home. &quot;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' &quot;Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. &quot;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' &quot;Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. &quot;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 35:The S.S David===<br /> <br /> '''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?<br /> <br /> '''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?<br /> <br /> '''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)<br /> <br /> (The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===<br /> <br /> (In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)<br /> <br /> '''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.<br /> <br /> (Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in) <br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say &quot;The day that Krabs fries!&quot; (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Asassin===<br /> <br /> (Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis! <br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 38:Stalling===<br /> <br /> (At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Stalling?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Stalling!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Stalling.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Stalling!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===<br /> <br /> (Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run. <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)<br /> <br /> '''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.<br /> <br /> (SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)<br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot. <br /> <br /> '''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===<br /> (Inside the Krusty Krab 2)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===<br /> <br /> '''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.<br /> <br /> '''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)<br /> <br /> '''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' The control.<br /> <br /> '''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.<br /> <br /> '''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 42:No!=== <br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Yes!<br /> <br /> '''Announcer:''' ...six, five...<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' ....for you....<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!<br /> <br /> '''Announcer:''' ...three, two...<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' ....to fry!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!<br /> <br /> '''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.) <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)<br /> <br /> '''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 43:Plankton cheats===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' We made it!<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button) <br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)<br /> <br /> '''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident) <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.<br /> What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...<br /> (Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' What? What's going on? <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,<br /> and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall) <br /> You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! <br /> We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock! <br /> Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! <br /> Put your toys away,<br /> Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, <br /> I say no way. <br /> No way! <br /> No, no freaking way! <br /> I'm a kid, you say, when you say <br /> I'm a kid I say, <br /> &quot;Say it again&quot; and then I say thanks. Thanks! <br /> Thank you very much! <br /> So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, <br /> Go ahead and try. <br /> The kid inside will set you free! <br /> I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! <br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!<br /> <br /> '''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)<br /> <br /> '''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!<br /> <br /> '''Gary:''' Meow. <br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.<br /> Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)<br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===<br /> <br /> '''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns <br /> to leave, but is stopped by Mindy) <br /> <br /> '''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)<br /> <br /> '''Krabs:''' What the...?<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to &quot;real boy&quot; ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)<br /> <br /> '''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> (Cheering)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)<br /> <br /> ===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' You know. Haman yells at Mordecai.<br /> <br /> '''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)<br /> <br /> '''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)<br /> <br /> '''Haman:''' You can say that again. <br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''Haman:''' (sings) All the kids in town want to beat me up for lunch money!<br /> <br /> (deleted scene)<br /> <br /> '''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br /> <br /> {{Movie/Dialogue}}<br /> {{Movie}}</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Bubble_Buddy 2010-05-01T19:59:46Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Bernhard Blase]]<br /> <br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Big Pink Loser|Big Pink Loser]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Dying For Pie|Dying For Pie]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Bubble Buddy]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]]<br /> *[[Fred]]<br /> *[[Scooter]]<br /> *[[The Bubble Buddy]]<br /> *[[Grubby Grouper]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> '''Narrator:''' Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (jumps out of bed) Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! (pretends his bed is a boat and <br /> rows out of his pineapple over to Patrick's rock) Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! (knocks on Patrick's rock. It <br /> opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it) There’s a note.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick (as note):''' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yerger-Hinger-Dinger.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Aww... so much for that. (throws his costume away) Maybe Sandy will play with me. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Sandy's treedome. Notices a note on the door) Another note.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy (as note):''' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don’t get it. The water’s fine. (scene shows the treedome is snowing inside). (Scene cuts to SpongeBob going <br /> up to Squidward front door) Hey Squidward! Want to play? (notices a note taped to the door)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward (as note):''' No.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure? (rips off the note to find another note)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward (as note):''' Yes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! (scene cuts to SpongeBob holding a stick) Stick buddy! (lets go of the stick which falls to the ground) Nah... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy! Nope... (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost... (scene cuts to SpongeBob again) I’ve got it! (dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble) Bubble buddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat) This...is...great! (scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble) I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door) Don’t be shy, come on! (SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Please come again. (customer walks off) When I’m not working.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hi Squidward!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! (Squidward's looks at it and sees his reflection)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' This bubble is your friend? (giggles) Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. (laughs then takes out a notepad) What’ll it be?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I’m not hungry.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Well, thanks for stopping by. (starts to walk off)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Why would I do that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' He’s hungry.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! (Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. (scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform <br /> attached to a ball &amp; chain) At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' I’m not taking an order for a bubble.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. (goes back into the cash register then peeks his head <br /> out again) Even if you quit. (goes back into the cash register)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' May I take your order?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby <br /> Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good! <br /> He’ll just take one of everything. (Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' One of everything?! Whoopee! (applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words &quot;Bubble Buddy&quot; through <br /> it) I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. (points his eyes to a table in the opposite <br /> direction)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s thirsty.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' How about a glass of our finest shampoo? (laughs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sounds great! (Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Here’s your hair care product, sir.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. (Squidward bends the straw) Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it <br /> tastes funny. What do you think?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to showing Mr. Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their <br /> plate)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Think of the customer. (Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. (Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties) Here we go, <br /> one of everything for Bubble Buddy. (puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. SpongeBob gasps)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' And?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' We? How about (you take) these patties and sho...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward! (walks off with the cart)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. (Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a <br /> new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' What, is he allergic to bread, too?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Actually he doesn’t like the crust. (scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts) And Squidward, the <br /> ketchup should be under the patty. (scene cuts to Squidward squirting ketchup on the patties) And Squidward, the pickles <br /> should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And <br /> Squidward... (Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble <br /> Buddy)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-<br /> dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! (sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table) And if there’s anything <br /> else I can do, please hesitate to ask. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs waves)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. <br /> Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. (hands Mr. <br /> Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s this?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Bubble money. ($100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change) At least he left a tip! (all <br /> the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. (Scooter runs up to SpongeBob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Scooter:''' Dudes, bury me! laughs&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' See what I mean? (scene cuts to SpongeBob burying Scooter in sand All done.)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Scooter:''' All right!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. (walks off as the tide gets closer around <br /> Scooter)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Scooter:''' Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. (laughs) Dude? (scene cuts to SpongeBob putting Bubble Buddy <br /> in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' My friend’s in there.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Congratulations. (scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music.SpongeBob walks up and starts dancing) &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! (everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts <br /> then walk off mumbling. (Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind SpongeBob checks his watch. Scene cuts <br /> to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Pearl:''' It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Grubby Grouper:''' Later, groupies! (shakes Pearl’s hand) Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!(drives off)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Pearl:''' (looks at her fin which is dirty now) Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. SpongeBob walks up with Bubble <br /> Buddy&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! (Bubble Buddy made out of water shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries.) <br /> Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' Once again, congratulations. (later, the line is longer with French people. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point') Two hours is long enough! That’s it! (opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! (takes Bubble Buddy away)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Fish:''' He kept up waiting for a bubble?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Larry:''' That’s nothing! (Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He made a Snoodle fart! (fart like Snoodles)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Pearl:''' (crying as she shows her slipper) He ate my bunny slippers!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' He bit the ducky's head off!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' He ruined the egg on Easterland!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Scooter''': (appears with hat on) Dudes! He made me a high silk hat! (runs off-screen)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Tom:''' He shaved our moustaches, exploded our toilets and delivered a buried pizza!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' He did?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Tom:''' No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' I say we tip something over! (everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protester:''' Now what?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' Get the lifeguard! (Squidward stops them)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all <br /> the problems! (takes out a push pin) Who’s with me!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! (everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy <br /> relaxing on the beach)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' Yes... (show their sewing pins)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' No... (group steps in closer)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Larry:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, but that bubble’s got to go.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Pearl:''' No. “Go” as in… (she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. SpongeBob screams and grabs the bubble) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Why?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No! I won’t let you! (blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air) Here we go! You’ll <br /> never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them (both again) <br /> Never...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! (hugs Bubble Buddy) Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? (tears up. Mr. Krabs takes out a nickle)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Fish #2:''' Funny Muffler...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Larry:''' Jerky Pal...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Fish #3:''' Boo-boo Keys...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Fish #4:''' Snake Eyes... (together with Fish #3) We love you! (cries) &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' So, what do you say? (Everyone pauses for a while...and...) &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Protesters:''' (chanting) Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! (they pick up SpongeBob and throw him away from <br /> the group)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (slow-motion) Noo... (in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while SpongeBob is still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Bubble Buddy:''' Whoa! (all gasp) Hey, don’t I get a say in this? (walks up to SpongeBob) I’ll see you later, SpongeBob. <br /> Things are getting a little weird around here. (puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just <br /> then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' So long.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Bubble Buddy:''' Happy Leif Ericcson Day!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' He’s... alive?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! (laughs as everyone walks off muttering) Seems like <br /> only this morning that I held his bottle. (sniffles) They blow up so fast. (cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by <br /> Squidward except for one)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Uh...hi?<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:episode Transcripts/Season 2]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> *&quot;''He shaved our moustaches, exploded our toilets and delivered a buried pizza!''&quot;</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krab_Borg_(Episode) 2010-05-01T19:30:43Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/Krab_Borg_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krab Borg<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 49a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 29.3.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Crybaby]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Sister Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Big Friend]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krab Borg&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *Radio DJ<br /> *Characters of the G&amp;S movie<br /> <br /> [[Image:Robokrabs.JPG|thumb|left|SpongeBob yells at Patrick.]]<br /> <br /> '''Characters Mentioned''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[Sherm SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mother SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Papa Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *Wyatt<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *Krusty Krab<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Electric Zoo]] (&quot;Beebeedaboodabop&quot;)<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> SpongeBob watches a Gilbert Jones and Sullivan O'Kelly movie called &quot;The Sushi of the Opera,&quot; and thinks everyone in his prescene is a robot. Before going back to his post, he sees Mr. Krabs asking his radio to play him a song, strange dancing, saying he feels &quot;recharged&quot; and constantly saying &quot;beep-boop-bop-beep-bop-beep&quot; over the phone. So Squidward and SpongeBob become paranoid and try to get the &quot;poop&quot; out of Mr. Krabs reading a book called &quot;[[How to Torture]].&quot; They try to tell him where Mr. Krabs is, but Mr. Krabs truthfully says that ''he'' is him. So to destroy his valuables, but suddenly he bursts out crying, and mentioning love, and laughs, the three things robots can't do in the movie. So Squidward asks how the movie ended. SpongeBob states it was only their imagination. Feeling as if he will be destroyed he says &quot;Look, time to feed Gary!&quot; and runs out the door. Then, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs yelling &quot;SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:<br /> **[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]<br /> **[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]<br /> **[[Gary]]<br /> **Mr. Krabs<br /> *People mentioned in the Gilbert and Sullivan movie:<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Cavis Appythart]]<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Millward Phelps]]<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Seymour Schwenk]]<br /> **Ephriam Apply<br /> **Sir Grape<br /> **An asparagus<br /> **Top Banana<br /> **Orange the Orange<br /> *At one part of the episode, Squidward says &quot;We can do this all night if you want to!&quot; but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.<br /> *And by the way, Seymour Schwenk is two middle names of Gilbert and Sullivan put together.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs has his &quot;hard-boiled&quot; egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?<br /> *After Mr. Krabs cries &quot;Who's watching the cash register?&quot; it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.<br /> *This is only one episode where SpongeBob is paranoid along with Squidward.<br /> *This is the also the second time Spongebob was involved in an interrogation, the first time was in Imitation Krabs.<br /> *This is the first time inanimate objects were interrogated.<br /> *In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.<br /> *Squidward tells Mr. Krabs a flannelgraph story.<br /> *The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.<br /> *There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode<br /> *How can Spongebob lift Mr. Krab's stuff? He is so weak!<br /> *The title card music is the same song Mr. Krabs listens to in this episode.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs comes out of his office with his burnt eyes, Spongebob and Squidward notice he has batteries in his back pocket, but Mr. Krabs isn't even out of the office door yet.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg|Transcript for Krab Borg]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krab_Borg_(Episode) 2010-05-01T19:29:16Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Plot */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/Krab_Borg_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krab Borg<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 49a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 29.3.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Crybaby]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Sister Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Big Friend]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krab Borg&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *Radio DJ<br /> *Characters of the G&amp;S movie<br /> <br /> [[Image:Robokrabs.JPG|thumb|left|SpongeBob yells at Patrick.]]<br /> <br /> '''Characters Mentioned''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[Sherm SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mother SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Papa Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *Wyatt<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *Krusty Krab<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Electric Zoo]] (&quot;Beebeedaboodabop&quot;)<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> SpongeBob watches a Gilbert Jones and Sullivan O'Kelly movie called &quot;The Sushi of the Opera,&quot; and thinks everyone in his prescene is a robot. Before going back to his post, he sees Mr. Krabs asking his radio to play him a song, strange dancing, saying he feels &quot;recharged&quot; and constantly saying &quot;beep-boop-bop-beep-bop-beep&quot; over the phone. So Squidward and SpongeBob become paranoid and try to get the &quot;poop&quot; out of Mr. Krabs reading a book called &quot;[[How to Torture]].&quot; They try to tell him where Mr. Krabs is, but Mr. Krabs truthfully says that ''he'' is him. So to destroy his valuables, but suddenly he bursts out crying, and mentioning love, and laughs, the three things robots can't do in the movie. So Squidward asks how the movie ended. SpongeBob states it was only their imagination. Feeling as if he will be destroyed he says &quot;Look, time to feed Gary!&quot; and runs out the door. Then, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs yelling &quot;SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:<br /> **[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]<br /> **[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]<br /> **[[Gary]]<br /> **Mr. Krabs<br /> *People mentioned in the Gilbert and Sullivan movie:<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Cavis Appythart]]<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Millward Phelps]]<br /> **Ephriam Apply<br /> **Sir Grape<br /> **An asparagus<br /> **Top Banana<br /> **Orange the Orange<br /> *At one part of the episode, Squidward says &quot;We can do this all night if you want to!&quot; but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs has his &quot;hard-boiled&quot; egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?<br /> *After Mr. Krabs cries &quot;Who's watching the cash register?&quot; it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.<br /> *This is only one episode where SpongeBob is paranoid along with Squidward.<br /> *This is the also the second time Spongebob was involved in an interrogation, the first time was in Imitation Krabs.<br /> *This is the first time inanimate objects were interrogated.<br /> *In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.<br /> *Squidward tells Mr. Krabs a flannelgraph story.<br /> *The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.<br /> *There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode<br /> *How can Spongebob lift Mr. Krab's stuff? He is so weak!<br /> *The title card music is the same song Mr. Krabs listens to in this episode.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs comes out of his office with his burnt eyes, Spongebob and Squidward notice he has batteries in his back pocket, but Mr. Krabs isn't even out of the office door yet.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg|Transcript for Krab Borg]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krab_Borg_(Episode) 2010-05-01T19:28:44Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Characters */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/Krab_Borg_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krab Borg<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 49a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 29.3.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Crybaby]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Sister Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Big Friend]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krab Borg&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *Radio DJ<br /> *Characters of the G&amp;S movie<br /> <br /> [[Image:Robokrabs.JPG|thumb|left|SpongeBob yells at Patrick.]]<br /> <br /> '''Characters Mentioned''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[Sherm SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mother SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Papa Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *Wyatt<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *Krusty Krab<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Electric Zoo]] (&quot;Beebeedaboodabop&quot;)<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> SpongeBob watches a movie called &quot;The Sushi of the Opera,&quot; and thinks everyone in his prescene is a robot. Before going back to his post, he sees Mr. Krabs asking his radio to play him a song, strange dancing, saying he feels &quot;recharged&quot; and constantly saying &quot;beep-boop-bop-beep-bop-beep&quot; over the phone. So Squidward and SpongeBob become paranoid and try to get the &quot;poop&quot; out of Mr. Krabs reading a book called &quot;[[How to Torture]].&quot; They try to tell him where Mr. Krabs is, but Mr. Krabs truthfully says that ''he'' is him. So to destroy his valuables, but suddenly he bursts out crying, and mentioning love, and laughs, the three things robots can't do in the movie. So Squidward asks how the movie ended. SpongeBob states it was only their imagination. Feeling as if he will be destroyed he says &quot;Look, time to feed Gary!&quot; and runs out the door. Then, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs yelling &quot;SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:<br /> **[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]<br /> **[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]<br /> **[[Gary]]<br /> **Mr. Krabs<br /> *People mentioned in the Gilbert and Sullivan movie:<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Cavis Appythart]]<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Millward Phelps]]<br /> **Ephriam Apply<br /> **Sir Grape<br /> **An asparagus<br /> **Top Banana<br /> **Orange the Orange<br /> *At one part of the episode, Squidward says &quot;We can do this all night if you want to!&quot; but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs has his &quot;hard-boiled&quot; egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?<br /> *After Mr. Krabs cries &quot;Who's watching the cash register?&quot; it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.<br /> *This is only one episode where SpongeBob is paranoid along with Squidward.<br /> *This is the also the second time Spongebob was involved in an interrogation, the first time was in Imitation Krabs.<br /> *This is the first time inanimate objects were interrogated.<br /> *In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.<br /> *Squidward tells Mr. Krabs a flannelgraph story.<br /> *The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.<br /> *There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode<br /> *How can Spongebob lift Mr. Krab's stuff? He is so weak!<br /> *The title card music is the same song Mr. Krabs listens to in this episode.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs comes out of his office with his burnt eyes, Spongebob and Squidward notice he has batteries in his back pocket, but Mr. Krabs isn't even out of the office door yet.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg|Transcript for Krab Borg]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krab_Borg_(Episode) 2010-05-01T19:28:05Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Plot */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/Krab_Borg_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krab Borg<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 49a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 29.3.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Crybaby]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Sister Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Big Friend]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krab Borg&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *Radio DJ<br /> *Characters of the movie<br /> <br /> [[Image:Robokrabs.JPG|thumb|left|SpongeBob yells at Patrick.]]<br /> <br /> '''Characters Mentioned''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[Sherm SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mother SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Papa Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *Wyatt<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *Krusty Krab<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Electric Zoo]] (&quot;Beebeedaboodabop&quot;)<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> SpongeBob watches a movie called &quot;The Sushi of the Opera,&quot; and thinks everyone in his prescene is a robot. Before going back to his post, he sees Mr. Krabs asking his radio to play him a song, strange dancing, saying he feels &quot;recharged&quot; and constantly saying &quot;beep-boop-bop-beep-bop-beep&quot; over the phone. So Squidward and SpongeBob become paranoid and try to get the &quot;poop&quot; out of Mr. Krabs reading a book called &quot;[[How to Torture]].&quot; They try to tell him where Mr. Krabs is, but Mr. Krabs truthfully says that ''he'' is him. So to destroy his valuables, but suddenly he bursts out crying, and mentioning love, and laughs, the three things robots can't do in the movie. So Squidward asks how the movie ended. SpongeBob states it was only their imagination. Feeling as if he will be destroyed he says &quot;Look, time to feed Gary!&quot; and runs out the door. Then, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs yelling &quot;SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:<br /> **[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]<br /> **[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]<br /> **[[Gary]]<br /> **Mr. Krabs<br /> *People mentioned in the Gilbert and Sullivan movie:<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Cavis Appythart]]<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Millward Phelps]]<br /> **Ephriam Apply<br /> **Sir Grape<br /> **An asparagus<br /> **Top Banana<br /> **Orange the Orange<br /> *At one part of the episode, Squidward says &quot;We can do this all night if you want to!&quot; but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs has his &quot;hard-boiled&quot; egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?<br /> *After Mr. Krabs cries &quot;Who's watching the cash register?&quot; it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.<br /> *This is only one episode where SpongeBob is paranoid along with Squidward.<br /> *This is the also the second time Spongebob was involved in an interrogation, the first time was in Imitation Krabs.<br /> *This is the first time inanimate objects were interrogated.<br /> *In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.<br /> *Squidward tells Mr. Krabs a flannelgraph story.<br /> *The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.<br /> *There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode<br /> *How can Spongebob lift Mr. Krab's stuff? He is so weak!<br /> *The title card music is the same song Mr. Krabs listens to in this episode.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs comes out of his office with his burnt eyes, Spongebob and Squidward notice he has batteries in his back pocket, but Mr. Krabs isn't even out of the office door yet.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg|Transcript for Krab Borg]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krab_Borg_(Episode) 2010-05-01T19:27:02Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/Krab_Borg_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krab Borg<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 49a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 29.3.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Crybaby]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Sister Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Big Friend]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krab Borg&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *Radio DJ<br /> *Characters of the movie<br /> <br /> [[Image:Robokrabs.JPG|thumb|left|SpongeBob yells at Patrick.]]<br /> <br /> '''Characters Mentioned''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[Sherm SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mother SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Papa Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *Wyatt<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *Krusty Krab<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Electric Zoo]] (&quot;Beebeedaboodabop&quot;)<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> SpongeBob watches a movie called &quot;Night of the Living Robots,&quot; and thinks everyone in his prescene is a robot. Before going back to his post, he sees Mr. Krabs asking his radio to play him a song, strange dancing, saying he feels &quot;recharged&quot; and constantly saying &quot;beep-boop-bop-beep-bop-beep&quot; over the phone. So Squidward and SpongeBob become paranoid and try to get the &quot;poop&quot; out of Mr. Krabs reading a book called &quot;[[How to Torture]].&quot; They try to tell him where Mr. Krabs is, but Mr. Krabs truthfully says that ''he'' is him. So to destroy his valuables, but suddenly he bursts out crying, and mentioning love, and laughs, the three things robots can't do in the movie. So Squidward asks how the movie ended. SpongeBob states it was only their imagination. Feeling as if he will be destroyed he says &quot;Look, time to feed Gary!&quot; and runs out the door. Then, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs yelling &quot;SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:<br /> **[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]<br /> **[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]<br /> **[[Gary]]<br /> **Mr. Krabs<br /> *People mentioned in the Gilbert and Sullivan movie:<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Cavis Appythart]]<br /> **[[wikipedia:The Star of Christmas|Millward Phelps]]<br /> **Ephriam Apply<br /> **Sir Grape<br /> **An asparagus<br /> **Top Banana<br /> **Orange the Orange<br /> *At one part of the episode, Squidward says &quot;We can do this all night if you want to!&quot; but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs has his &quot;hard-boiled&quot; egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?<br /> *After Mr. Krabs cries &quot;Who's watching the cash register?&quot; it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.<br /> *This is only one episode where SpongeBob is paranoid along with Squidward.<br /> *This is the also the second time Spongebob was involved in an interrogation, the first time was in Imitation Krabs.<br /> *This is the first time inanimate objects were interrogated.<br /> *In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.<br /> *Squidward tells Mr. Krabs a flannelgraph story.<br /> *The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.<br /> *There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode<br /> *How can Spongebob lift Mr. Krab's stuff? He is so weak!<br /> *The title card music is the same song Mr. Krabs listens to in this episode.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs comes out of his office with his burnt eyes, Spongebob and Squidward notice he has batteries in his back pocket, but Mr. Krabs isn't even out of the office door yet.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg|Transcript for Krab Borg]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krab_Borg_(Episode) 2010-05-01T19:24:23Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/Krab_Borg_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krab Borg<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 49a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 29.3.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Crybaby]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Sister Episode: || [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Big Friend]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krab Borg&quot;''' is an episode from Season 3.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *Radio DJ<br /> *Characters of the movie<br /> <br /> [[Image:Robokrabs.JPG|thumb|left|SpongeBob yells at Patrick.]]<br /> <br /> '''Characters Mentioned''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[Sherm SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mother SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Papa Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *Wyatt<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *Krusty Krab<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Electric Zoo]] (&quot;Beebeedaboodabop&quot;)<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> SpongeBob watches a movie called &quot;Night of the Living Robots,&quot; and thinks everyone in his prescene is a robot. Before going back to his post, he sees Mr. Krabs asking his radio to play him a song, strange dancing, saying he feels &quot;recharged&quot; and constantly saying &quot;beep-boop-bop-beep-bop-beep&quot; over the phone. So Squidward and SpongeBob become paranoid and try to get the &quot;poop&quot; out of Mr. Krabs reading a book called &quot;[[How to Torture]].&quot; They try to tell him where Mr. Krabs is, but Mr. Krabs truthfully says that ''he'' is him. So to destroy his valuables, but suddenly he bursts out crying, and mentioning love, and laughs, the three things robots can't do in the movie. So Squidward asks how the movie ended. SpongeBob states it was only their imagination. Feeling as if he will be destroyed he says &quot;Look, time to feed Gary!&quot; and runs out the door. Then, the episode ends with Mr. Krabs yelling &quot;SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *People SpongeBob thinks is a robot:<br /> **[[Mother SquarePants|His Mother]]<br /> **[[Sherm SquarePants|Uncle Sherm]]<br /> **[[Gary]]<br /> **Mr. Krabs<br /> *At one part of the episode, Squidward says &quot;We can do this all night if you want to!&quot; but when SpongeBob goes out to get Mr. Krabs' blender, it is daytime outside. It is possible that this was a figure of speech.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs has his &quot;hard-boiled&quot; egg in the tongs, the egg was crushed when SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs. Why would the egg be crushed if the egg was already cooked?<br /> *After Mr. Krabs cries &quot;Who's watching the cash register?&quot; it shows an overview of the Krusty Krab. Look closely at the doors and you will see the customers frozen in front of the door.<br /> *This is only one episode where SpongeBob is paranoid along with Squidward.<br /> *This is the also the second time Spongebob was involved in an interrogation, the first time was in Imitation Krabs.<br /> *This is the first time inanimate objects were interrogated.<br /> *In total, SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed $120.11 out of Mr.Krabs' money excluding the gift and cash register.<br /> *Squidward tells Mr. Krabs a flannelgraph story.<br /> *The episode's title is a reference to the word ''cyborg''.<br /> *There is a Help Wanted sign on the Krusty Krab's window at the end of the episode<br /> *How can Spongebob lift Mr. Krab's stuff? He is so weak!<br /> *The title card music is the same song Mr. Krabs listens to in this episode.<br /> *When Mr. Krabs comes out of his office with his burnt eyes, Spongebob and Squidward notice he has batteries in his back pocket, but Mr. Krabs isn't even out of the office door yet.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krab Borg|Transcript for Krab Borg]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_and_the_Princess 2010-05-01T19:21:17Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#000000;width:347px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |[[Image:SpongeBob And The Princess.jpg|An Easter Bug.jpg]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | '''Patrick and the Easter Bug'''<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Author:''' || Steven Banks<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Language:''' || English<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Rating:''' || General<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Release Date:''' || May 25, 2004<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Preceded by:''' || [[And the Winner Is...|And the Loser is....]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Followed by:''' || [[The Great Snail Race (Book)|Pies and Bread]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Holy crap! A talking Easter bug jumping into the Krusty Krab, Patrick must find a way to protect it safe.<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> * [[Buggy]]<br /> * [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> * [[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> * [[Patrick Star]]<br /> * [[Squidward Q. Tentacles]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> [[Category:Book]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krabs_vs._Plankton_(Episode) 2010-04-29T02:10:35Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Plot */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Krabs_vs_Plankton_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Krabs vs. Plankton<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 62b<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 13.5.2005<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[The Lost Mattress (Episode)|The Lost Mattress]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)|Have You Seen This Snail?]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Krabs vs. Plankton&quot;''' is an episode from Season 4. <br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image:Krabsgegen2.jpg|thumb|right|Plankton Guilty]]<br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *[[Richard A. Bottomfeeder]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]] Customers<br /> *[[Karen]]<br /> *[[Judge StickleBack]]<br /> *[[Fred]]<br /> *[[Charlie]]<br /> *[[Dennis]]<br /> *Jury Members (some of them are Phil, [[Tom]] and [[Evelyn]]<br /> *[[Gus]]<br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Chum Bucket]]<br /> *[[Bikini Bottom]] Court<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *The People's Court Theme<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> When Plankton is stopped by Mr. Krabs from stealing the [[Krabby Patty]]'s secret formula, Plankton pretends to be hurt after slipping on a wet floor. He threatens to sue unless Mr. Krabs gives him the formula, but Mr. Krabs obviously refuses. The case creates a large disturbance in [[Bikini Bottom]].<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, Richard A. Bottomfeeder, to help him out. Later, in Mr. Krabs' office, SpongeBob wants to read his speech to Mr. Krabs. However, Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob a liability. As they prepare to leave for the court hearing, Bottomfeeder slips and falls, breaking his back. He gives SpongeBob his briefcase, saying, &quot;The one thing you need to win this case is inside that case except for a suit.&quot; SpongeBob takes Bottomfeeder's suit and arrives late to the hearing, then dubs himself &quot;SpongeBob LawyerPants.&quot;<br /> When the first witness takes the stand, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs realize that Bottomfeeder did not give him the lock combination for the suitcase. The case goes horribly wrong for Mr. Krabs, who is also trying to open the case along with SpongeBob. When Krabs says he is going to give up, SpongeBob gives a short sermon about going on. When he finishes, he hits the case lightly and it opens. They peer inside, only to find a Krabby Patty. Knowing how they can win the lawsuit, SpongeBob calls Plankton to the stand and subdues him with the Krabby Patty, eventually getting him to confess. Plankton then tries to steal the Krabby Patty, but quickly stopped. Even so, the jury goes into deliberation and finds Mr. Krabs &quot;Not guilty (but still very cheap).&quot; SpongeBob then gives Mr. Krabs a homemade &quot;wet-floor&quot; sign, riddled with nails and shoddy paint. Mr. Krabs accepts the gift, because it is free.<br /> [[Image:Krabsgegen1.jpg|thumb|left|Holy crap! A talking BUG!!]]<br /> <br /> ==Cultural References==<br /> *When Plankton and Mr. Krabs enter the courtroom, The People’s Court theme can be heard.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> *In the beginning of the episode, there is a misspelled word on the Chum Bucket menu: &quot;CHILI&quot; is misspelled as &quot;CHLI.&quot;<br /> *When Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, the second flag that adorns the exterior of the Krusty Krab has a black circle on it. When he leaves on a gurney, the circle is gone.<br /> *In this episode, Squidward claims he has not had a day off in 3 years. This contradicts other episodes which shows the [[Krusty Krab]]. According to SpongeBob, the Krusty Krabs is closed on Sunday.<br /> *This episode is a spoof of the show &quot;Judge Judy&quot;.<br /> *The title card music for this episode is theme song for the TV show ''Perry Mason''.<br /> *SpongeBob was actually the one that hurt Plankton, not Mr. Krabs.<br /> *When SpongeBob asks Plankton in court what he was doing in the Krusty Krab, Plankton responds with, &quot;To, you know, say hello to my once good friend Mr. Krabs. Why?&quot; This may well be a reference to the future episode Friend or Foe. It may be that no one reacted to this because he or she thought he was lying.<br /> *This episode's second title is Krabs vs. Patty, which means Mr. Krabs must win the battle against [[Krabby Patty]], not Plankton<br /> *When SpongeBob is about to enter Mr. Krabs' office, he intones the song that typically plays during the credits.<br /> This Episode Is Based On The 2005 Micheal Jackson Trial {Pepole Vs Jackson} Since The Episode Aired during the last days of the trial.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/ goofs==<br /> In this episode, the krusty krab sign says &quot;the krysty krab&quot;<br /> This was the first time to show the courtroom, the other time was in The Krusty Sponge<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Krabs vs. Plankton|Transcript for Krabs vs. Plankton]]<br /> <br /> {{season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Best_Frenemies_(Episode) 2010-04-29T02:09:01Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Best_Frenemies_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Best Frenemies<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 78b<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.3.2007<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Born To Be Wild (Episode)|Born To Be Wild]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[The Pink Purloiner (Episode)|The Pink Purloiner]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Best Frenemies&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] [[Image:Bestfrenemies.JPG|thumb|left|Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...plankton pickles stuck in a mouth]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] (several cameos)<br /> *[[Karen]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[KelpShake]] Customers and Employees<br /> **[[Sadie Rechid]]<br /> **[[Fred]]<br /> *[[Guard-Worm]]<br /> <br /> ===Places=== <br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Kelp Shake-Building]]<br /> *[[Chum Bucket]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> The episode starts as a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs goes to talk to Squidward when he sees everyone is drinking a shake, including SpongeBob. He tells Mr. Krabs about the drink called the &quot;Kelpshake.&quot; So Mr. Krabs starts worrying about his restaurant and goes to see what mood Plankton is in. He does not know what is going on because he was sunbathing. Then the two starts worrying and they notice Kelp statements are everywhere so they both try to steal a Kelp Shake and discover what it made of. They go to a Kelpshake and they form a queue. Mr. Krabs pretends to cough and throws Plankton to the kitchen but he crashes on a door. That night they both try to enter but an alarm wakes up a guard worm that attacks them. <br /> <br /> The next day the both of them buy a KelpShake and go to the Chum Bucket to analyze what it is made. Karen starts analyzing, but Plankton gets impatient and interrupts the progress of the analyzer. Then, Plankton and Mr. Krabs try drinking the kelpshake. That midday, SpongeBob appears covered by light green kelp. Then all Kelp restaurants are closed because of being unhealthy. Two Decontaminants revealed that it will take decades to get rid of the unhealthy toxic waste and they are sorry for whoever drank this. Then Mr. Krabs and Plankton gets light green hairy kelp all over their bodies.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> [[Image:Tang-Shake.jpg|thumb|right|300px|&quot;My hero!&quot;, said Mr. Kelpshake.]]<br /> *This is the first time [[Mr. Krabs]] has interacted with Karen. He interacts with her again in [[Friend or Foe?]]. <br /> *The KelpShake buildings divide like bacteria and seem &quot;contagious&quot;. <br /> *The expression &quot;frenemies&quot; is inspired by Elizabeth Everitt's term of her crush Bailey Valint and her acquaintance Shane Griffin. She is a friend of the creator's daughter. <br /> *This is the second episode where Mr. Krabs and Plankton become friends. The first time was in [[New Leaf]].<br /> *[[Plankton]]'s first plan in this episode pariodied the Class of 3000 episode &quot;Ow, my eye!&quot; <br /> *At the end, it parodies the Class of 3000 episode &quot;Am I Blue?&quot;<br /> *This episode was originally going to be entitled &quot;KelpShakes&quot;. <br /> *This is the fourth episode where SpongeBob isn't a main character. The first 3 were [[SB-129]], [[Plankton's Army]], and [[New Leaf]].<br /> *The rapid expanding of the [[KelpShake]] franchise parodies the real life franchise Starbucks' Coffee.<br /> *This the second time Bikini Bottom citizens or fish ever said dog, the first one was in [[Patty Hype]], when there was a talking dog in the Shell Shack. Plankton said &quot;Krabs, keep it down, you'll soil our plan if you wake the watchdog.&quot; Usually it's a worm instead, another dog was seen in [[Plankton!]] It was his lab, this was the only episode to have a real dog in it.<br /> *The sentence Mr. Krabs said (Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake.) is similar to the quote (Tuesday, Tuesday. Oh I love a Tuesday...) in the show South Park in the episode Cartman Gets An Anal Probe and Cancelled.<br /> *The Title Card music is actually a piece of backround music from the episodes [[Clams]] &amp; [[Krabs vs. Plankton]].<br /> *The &quot;watch dog&quot; (really, a worm) looks like the same worm in [[The Lost Mattress]], [[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants|BlackJack]]'s pet worm, and the police worms in [[Slide Whistle Stooges]].<br /> *When Mr. Krabs first saw the Kelpshake restaurant, it was in the exact place where the Chum Bucket should have been!<br /> *SpongeBob has been drinking the KelpShake for the entire episode, and at the very end, SpongeBob grew green fur like everyone else. Mr. Krabs and Plankton grew green fur right after they drank the KelpShake. How could they grow fur right after they drank the KelpShake, when it took the entire episode for SpongeBob to grow fur.<br /> *The word frenemies is used in Fairly odd parents in an episode called frenemy mine<br /> *The green fur was also in the episode of [[Fungus Among Us]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies|Transcript for Best Frenemies]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> [[de:Beste Fr-einde (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Born_To_Be_Wild_(Episode) 2010-04-29T02:06:51Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Born_to_be_Wild_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |- <br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Born To Be Wild<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 78a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 31.3.2007<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Rule of Dumb (Episode)|Rule of Dumb]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Born To Be Wild&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters=== <br /> *[[SpongeBob]] <br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] <br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[The Mild Ones]]<br /> *[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br /> *[[Sadie Rechid]]<br /> *[[Billy (Teenager)]]<br /> *[[Charlie]]<br /> *[[Nat Peterson]]<br /> *Customers at the [[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *The farmer fish<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Jellyfish Fields]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *Roads where the Mild Ones ride on<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> SpongeBob is jellyfishing. Some men on motorcycles drive past him, and SpongeBob holds on to one of the men's jackets, ripping a 'W' off the jacket. He looks at the jacket when he has to let go of it. He presumes it says 'The ild Ones', but he soon notices the 'W' in his hand and figures out that they are called 'The Wild Ones'. After someone tells him about the Wild Ones, SpongeBob runs to tell Mr. Krabs (actually, SpongeBob &quot;takes the shortcut, which is a piggyback ride on a bubble). He does not listen, so he tells Patrick. Mr. Krabs puts up a banner saying 'WELCOME WILD ONES!' on the Krusty Krab and raises his prices in order to get them to eat there after hearing SpongeBob describes them as &quot;ravenous&quot;. SpongeBob is worried because he is scared for the people of [[Bikini Bottom]]s safety After Patrick says that if they dressed up like bikers, they would be the big scary bikers, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to dress in biker attire and ride into town on a paddle-unicycle and a paddle-tricycle, respectively. After the bikers arrive at The Krusty Krab, it turns out that they are old folk. The actual name of the biker gang is 'The Mild Ones'. SpongeBob had the 'M' upside-down. The biker that had the &quot;M&quot; ripped off his jacket gets his &quot;M&quot; back from SpongeBob and The Mild Ones ride away. Shortly after this, it revealed that Squidward decided to go with them.<br /> <br /> ==Cultural References==<br /> *The title is based on the Steppenwolf song &quot;Born to be Wild&quot;.<br /> *The show Squirrel Boy parodies the episode's title, and makes an episode called Born to be Mild.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], Patrick's underwear has the peanuts singing with lyrics and dialogue. However, in this episode, Patrick's underwear only has peanuts around them. <br /> *Once, it revealed that SpongeBob is frightened because they ran out of napkins.<br /> *[[The Mild Ones]]' leader is [[Old Man Jenkins]].<br /> *We know that the Mild Ones are just elderly people who are harmless, but at the beginning, they make fire and destroy things everywhere they go. <br /> *It has revealed that Jellyfish Fields is 50 miles away from [[Bikini Bottom]].<br /> *This is the last episode to use a title card written in white with one other color as background color. The others before, this episode were [[Chimps Ahoy]] and [[Have You Seen This Snail?]].<br /> *You can see the mild ones are old at the beginning. <br /> *SpongeBob uses incorrect grammar when he says &quot;A horrible biker gang called the Wild Ones are coming!&quot;<br /> *The title card uses the same name of the Steppenwolf song ''Born to be Wild''.<br /> *The bubbles that go up usually do that to enter another scene. SpongeBob thinks of them as a shortcut, and, thus, the 4th Wall is broken.<br /> *Blood is shown in this episode as Mr. Krabs told that the jackets have real bloodstains.<br /> *This story is used by having stuff like blood, sweat and tears.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Born to Be Wild|Transcript for Born to Be Wild]] <br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[de:Wilde Jungs (Episode)]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_and_the_Princess 2010-04-29T02:04:36Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#000000;width:347px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |[[Image:SpongeBob And The Princess.jpg|Squidward vs. the Prince.jpg]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | '''Squidward vs. the Prince'''<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Author:''' || Steven Banks<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Language:''' || English<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Rating:''' || General<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Release Date:''' || May 25, 2004<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Preceded by:''' || [[And the Winner Is...|And the Loser is....]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | '''Followed by:''' || [[The Great Snail Race (Book)|The Great Snail Race]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Holy cow! A prince is coming to the Krusty Krab! At least that's what SpongeBob thinks. And when she doesn't appear, SpongeBob must think fast. He promised a prince, but where will he find one on such short notice? Find out what happens in this royally funny story.<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> * [[Handsome Prince]]<br /> * [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> * [[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> * [[Patrick Star]]<br /> * [[Squidward Q. Tentacles]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> *&quot;The question on everybody's lips tonight: 'What does a Handsome Prince look like and how do we love him?'&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Book]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Wishing_You_Well_(Episode) 2010-04-28T23:32:14Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | &lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Wishing_You_Well_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Wishing You Well<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 72b<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 28.7.2006<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |Previous Episode: || [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[New Leaf (Episode)|New Leaf]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Wishing You Well&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> ==Info==<br /> <br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] [[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick and The Wishing Well]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] <br /> *[[Sandy]] <br /> *[[Mrs. Puff]] <br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *Other Bikini Bottomites<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Wishing Well]]<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Down The Well]]<br /> *[[Magic Is Missing]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs saw people throwing precious money away. Mr. Krabs ask them about it. Mr. Krabs then decided to make his own well which is “[[Wishing Well|The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well]]&quot; and start to earn money with it. Mr. Krabs asked SpongeBob and Squidward to dig a hole and make a well. After they made the well, SpongeBob obtains a promotion in which he has to stay in the bottom of the well forever to collect coins that may fall into the well. Sandy was the first to use the wishing well, and she wished for a telescope. Mrs. Puff was the next to use it, and she wished for a new boatmobile. The next person was Plankton, and he wished to be taller. When Patrick comes to the well, SpongeBob hears him and tries to call him. This makes Patrick think the well is a magic, talking trash can, and says his wish is for SpongeBob to be here to see the magic trash can with him. When Patrick tries to throw his coin into the well he falls inside and sees SpongeBob was already there and he keeps the coin. After a few hours Mr. Krabs came along and ask SpongeBob how much he got that day. SpongeBob then asked Mr. Krabs if their wishes had come true yet. Mr. Krabs said if they dug deep enough all their wishes will come true. The two then attempt to find magic, thinking SpongeBob did not dig far enough before. When SpongeBob digs deeper, he finds a glowing crack on the ground and claims he found the magic. Squidward later comes to the well to tell them how good it feels that they are not able to annoy him. He ends up falling into the well because SpongeBob wished he could see the magic. Inside the well Squidward and Patrick started to fight and were revealed that Squidward was claustrophobic. Squidward was stuck with them all night long. The very next day when they are all out of the well, Squidward wished that he was very far away from there and he got hit by a bus and has gone off very far away. All of Bikini Bottom's wishes seemed to have come true. Mr. Krabs still does not believe in magic so he tries to prove it to SpongeBob that magic does not exist. He then wished up a risky wish, but then finds himself in big trouble. His wish was to be ''steamed and served with a side of melted butter''. The wish had come true, and Mr. Krabs then now believes in magic.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *Squidward is claustrophobic. However, he had no difficulty staying inside a box in episode [[Idiot Box]] and he had no problem with staying inside the Club House in the episode [[Club SpongeBob]].<br /> *The wishing well was just built, but there are moss already growing in it.<br /> *When Squidward looks down the well while SpongeBob and Patrick are there, his sleeves are missing.<br /> *This story is used by having car chases and aliens' legs.<br /> *This episode made the 2nd Hot Spot on the Best Day Ever Marathon.<br /> *Grandma Nezzer and Ebenezer's plastic eggs went to Easterland in transporation:<br /> ** Half of them in trains.<br /> ** Half of them on bikes.<br /> ** Half of them on legs.<br /> ** Just walk.<br /> ** Half of them in cars.<br /> ** Half of them in police cars.<br /> ** Half of them in taxis.<br /> ** Half of them on board boats.<br /> ** Half of them in trucks.<br /> ** Half of them in skateboards.<br /> ** Half of them on motorcycles.<br /> ** Half of them on scooters.<br /> *Mr. Krabs and Patrick have never heard of a wishing well.<br /> *SpongeBob explains that he got &quot;a nickel from Sandy, two pennies from Mrs. Puff, and a penny from Plankton&quot;. However when he puts the coins in the bucket he only puts two of them in there. What happened to the other two?<br /> *Besides, no one put a penny in the well.<br /> *Patrick thinks that claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus.<br /> *Plankton would have stolen the Krabby Patty formula after he just got taller.<br /> *On that note, why didn't just ''wish'' for the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]].<br /> *While Patrick and SpongeBob are in the well, the money is gone until the bucket drops.<br /> *The well isn't big enough for a digger truck.<br /> *On that note, how did the well change to an underground mine? And how did the area expand for the truck to fit?<br /> *This is the second time when Plankton got tall, from the first time its in [[Sleepy Time]].<br /> *Squidward saying you have to be dead to have anything memorial is correct.<br /> *This is the fourth episode where Mr. Krabs is an antagonist (but loosely).<br /> *It is possible that the magic may be magic dust or sparkles.<br /> *When Squidward fell into the well, the hole of magic disappears.<br /> *Where did the ribs and potato salad come from? (The salad was seen offscreen).<br /> *Why couldn't Mr. Krabs use the Bucket of the [[Well]] to get the money in the first place?<br /> *It is possible that SpongeBob wished Mr. Krabs back when he wished to &quot;Steamed and served with a side of melted butter&quot;.<br /> *When Patrick and SpongeBob find the &quot;Magic&quot; Patrick claims it's the only thing he's ever done, However he did accomplish some things besides finding the Magic. Like when he accomplished going to [[Shell City]] to get King Neptune's crown to free Bikini Bottom from Plankton's evil Plan Z, or like when he accomplished The Dirty Bubble challenge. He did accomplish some things besides finding the &quot;Magic&quot;.<br /> *Patrick &amp; SB probably thinks that Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause, because the word starts with &quot;Clause&quot; Get it &quot;Clause-Tro-Phobia<br /> *Why can't Squidward wish to be famous if he wants to beat [[Squilliam Fancyson]] and surprise Squilliam?<br /> *In this episode, [[Squidward]] mentioned he was claustrophobic, but in the episode [[Truth or Square?]], he's just fine sitting in that air shaft.<br /> *It's a little impossible for Squidward to have claustrophobia. For example, in [[SB-129]] when he gets locked in the freezer, he feels fine and thinks someone will eventually find him and get him out.<br /> *Plankton appears in another episode his regular size. It is possible that the effects wore off and were never seen. If that is so, this is the first time that happens. he second time was [[The Inside Job]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well|Transcript for Wishing You Well]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[de:Wünsch dir was! (Episode)]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> [[Category:Episode]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Wishing_You_Well_(Episode) 2010-04-28T23:28:24Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;2&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | &lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season4%20Title%20Cards/Wishing_You_Well_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Wishing You Well<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 72b<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 28.7.2006<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 4<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |Previous Episode: || [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Glitters]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[New Leaf (Episode)|New Leaf]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Wishing You Well&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> ==Info==<br /> <br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward]] [[Image:Wunschbrunnen.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick and The Wishing Well]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] <br /> *[[Sandy]] <br /> *[[Mrs. Puff]] <br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *Other Bikini Bottomites<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Wishing Well]]<br /> <br /> ===Songs===<br /> *[[Down The Well]]<br /> *[[Magic Is Missing]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr. Krabs saw people throwing precious money away. Mr. Krabs ask them about it. Mr. Krabs then decided to make his own well which is “[[Wishing Well|The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well]]&quot; and start to earn money with it. Mr. Krabs asked SpongeBob and Squidward to dig a hole and make a well. After they made the well, SpongeBob obtains a promotion in which he has to stay in the bottom of the well forever to collect coins that may fall into the well. Sandy was the first to use the wishing well, and she wished for a telescope. Mrs. Puff was the next to use it, and she wished for a new boatmobile. The next person was Plankton, and he wished to be taller. When Patrick comes to the well, SpongeBob hears him and tries to call him. This makes Patrick think the well is a magic, talking trash can, and says his wish is for SpongeBob to be here to see the magic trash can with him. When Patrick tries to throw his coin into the well he falls inside and sees SpongeBob was already there and he keeps the coin. After a few hours Mr. Krabs came along and ask SpongeBob how much he got that day. SpongeBob then asked Mr. Krabs if their wishes had come true yet. Mr. Krabs said if they dug deep enough all their wishes will come true. The two then attempt to find magic, thinking SpongeBob did not dig far enough before. When SpongeBob digs deeper, he finds a glowing crack on the ground and claims he found the magic. Squidward later comes to the well to tell them how good it feels that they are not able to annoy him. He ends up falling into the well because SpongeBob wished he could see the magic. Inside the well Squidward and Patrick started to fight and were revealed that Squidward was claustrophobic. Squidward was stuck with them all night long. The very next day when they are all out of the well, Squidward wished that he was very far away from there and he got hit by a bus and has gone off very far away. All of Bikini Bottom's wishes seemed to have come true. Mr. Krabs still does not believe in magic so he tries to prove it to SpongeBob that magic does not exist. He then wished up a risky wish, but then finds himself in big trouble. His wish was to be ''steamed and served with a side of melted butter''. The wish had come true, and Mr. Krabs then now believes in magic.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *Squidward is claustrophobic. However, he had no difficulty staying inside a box in episode [[Idiot Box]] and he had no problem with staying inside the Club House in the episode [[Club SpongeBob]].<br /> *The wishing well was just built, but there are moss already growing in it.<br /> *When Squidward looks down the well while SpongeBob and Patrick are there, his sleeves are missing.<br /> *This story is used by having car chases and aliens' legs.<br /> *This episode made the 2nd Hot Spot on the Best Day Ever Marathon.<br /> *Mr. Krabs and Patrick have never heard of a wishing well.<br /> *SpongeBob explains that he got &quot;a nickel from Sandy, two pennies from Mrs. Puff, and a penny from Plankton&quot;. However when he puts the coins in the bucket he only puts two of them in there. What happened to the other two?<br /> *Besides, no one put a penny in the well.<br /> *Patrick thinks that claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus.<br /> *Plankton would have stolen the Krabby Patty formula after he just got taller.<br /> *On that note, why didn't just ''wish'' for the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]].<br /> *While Patrick and SpongeBob are in the well, the money is gone until the bucket drops.<br /> *The well isn't big enough for a digger truck.<br /> *On that note, how did the well change to an underground mine? And how did the area expand for the truck to fit?<br /> *This is the second time when Plankton got tall, from the first time its in [[Sleepy Time]].<br /> *Squidward saying you have to be dead to have anything memorial is correct.<br /> *This is the fourth episode where Mr. Krabs is an antagonist (but loosely).<br /> *It is possible that the magic may be magic dust or sparkles.<br /> *When Squidward fell into the well, the hole of magic disappears.<br /> *Where did the ribs and potato salad come from? (The salad was seen offscreen).<br /> *Why couldn't Mr. Krabs use the Bucket of the [[Well]] to get the money in the first place?<br /> *It is possible that SpongeBob wished Mr. Krabs back when he wished to &quot;Steamed and served with a side of melted butter&quot;.<br /> *When Patrick and SpongeBob find the &quot;Magic&quot; Patrick claims it's the only thing he's ever done, However he did accomplish some things besides finding the Magic. Like when he accomplished going to [[Shell City]] to get King Neptune's crown to free Bikini Bottom from Plankton's evil Plan Z, or like when he accomplished The Dirty Bubble challenge. He did accomplish some things besides finding the &quot;Magic&quot;.<br /> *Patrick &amp; SB probably thinks that Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Clause, because the word starts with &quot;Clause&quot; Get it &quot;Clause-Tro-Phobia<br /> *Why can't Squidward wish to be famous if he wants to beat [[Squilliam Fancyson]] and surprise Squilliam?<br /> *In this episode, [[Squidward]] mentioned he was claustrophobic, but in the episode [[Truth or Square?]], he's just fine sitting in that air shaft.<br /> *It's a little impossible for Squidward to have claustrophobia. For example, in [[SB-129]] when he gets locked in the freezer, he feels fine and thinks someone will eventually find him and get him out.<br /> *Plankton appears in another episode his regular size. It is possible that the effects wore off and were never seen. If that is so, this is the first time that happens. he second time was [[The Inside Job]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Wishing You Well|Transcript for Wishing You Well]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[de:Wünsch dir was! (Episode)]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> [[Category:Episode]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Krusty_Krab_Training_Video 2010-04-28T23:05:03Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Wet Painters|Wet Painters]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Party Pooper Pants|Party Pooper Pants]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Krusty Krab Training Video (Episode)|Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *[[Hoopla Fish]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> Narrator: Welcome aboard. If you’re watching this video, than let me be the first to say 'congratulations'! (a rainbow with the word 'congratulations' appears) You’ve recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant. (a hat, a spatula, and a bucket appear in SpongeBob’s hands) And this is your first official day of training.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Can I make a Krabby Patty now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: No, no, you’ve got a lot to learn before you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty. (SpongeBob gets mad) As you can see on this graph... (scene cuts to a giraffe, Narrator clears his throat) I said...graph, not giraffe. (a graph is finally shown. A Krusty Krab is moving up) You are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn’t get that way over night... (its nighttime) because the store closes at 6:00. (scene cuts to picture of Mr. Krabs smiling with the Krusty Krab behind him) No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man’s hard work, perseverance, vision, determination and sweat. (scene zooms in to one of Mr. Krabs' armpits) But mostly his sweat. (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen) From humble beginnings. (scene cuts to black and white picture of Mr. Krabs as a child, walking up to a soda machine) You may think that Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today. (Mr. Krabs puts in one of his quarters then takes it out as its attacked to a piece of rope with a hole in the quarter) And you’re right! (Mr. Krabs laughs while drinking his soda. Scene cuts to an older Mr. Krabs, in a room with bars at the window) After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. (scene cuts <br /> to the Krusty Krab, now a retirement home with elderly fish outside playing shuffleboard) But then his luck changed when <br /> he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was newly born. (Mr. Krabs paints a <br /> giant K, in red paint, on a sign outside. Scene cuts to a krabby patty with a light shining on it. We can see an abandoned baby in the stroller crying in the background)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Sounds like a...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Child: Hoopla!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Sounds like a...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Child: Hoopla!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Sounds like a... (scroll over to a little kid shouting)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Child: Hoopla! Hoopla! (gets hit in the head with a brick then falls down)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Sounds like a hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty right? (chuckles) Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! (scene cuts to a krabby <br /> patty sliding across the screen again) The Krusty Krab today. (scene cuts to a series of close-ups in the restaurant. <br /> Then scene cuts to a view of the inside of the Krusty Krab where customers are eating) To keep up with today’s demanding <br /> customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast-food technology.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (holds up a spatula in his left hand) This here’s an advanced patty-control mechanism. (now standing at the <br /> register) Here you can see our automated money-handling system. Don’t touch! (now holding ice cubes) These are high-<br /> quality beverage temperature devices. Imported. (holds up a straw) This here’s a prototype liquid transfer machine. (puts <br /> the straw in an orange drink and drinks it) And most importantly, (holds up some ketchup packets) You get your state-of-the-art condiment-dispersal units. Now, are you gonna buy something or just stand there cause there’s a standing fee.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: (SpongeBob is standing there when a packet of ketchup, ice cubes, a cash register, a spatula, and a straw <br /> appear around him) All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn’t it? (the items spin around him) Well <br /> luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. (items disappear and <br /> SpongeBob floats to the right. The scene changes to SpongeBob standing next to Squidward near the cash register) But if <br /> modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab, than employees are the liver and gall bladder. (close-up of SpongeBob) <br /> Let’s see if you got what it takes. Hmmm, poised, confidant, and a smile that says, &quot;Hello world! May I take your order?&quot; <br /> You’ve got the makings of a good employee, Mr. SquarePants! But for every good employee, there is one who is not so good. <br /> (close-up of Squidward reading his magazine) Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. (close-up of <br /> the button Squidward is wearing on his shirt) Look carefully at the &quot;I Really Wish I Weren’t Here Right Now!&quot; button. <br /> There’s a name for employees like this, but we’ll call him Squidward.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: I’m getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (in his office) Sorry, can’t hear you! (scene cuts to a krabby patty sliding across the screen again)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Training.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: No, you can’t make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase 'POOP'.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: POOP?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Once you understand 'POOP', you’ll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what does POOP mean? (SpongeBob <br /> shrugs his shoulders) It’s actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely. ''Penguins On Our Pizzas?''.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ah, POOP! (smiles with confidence)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands 'POOP'. (scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward) Here’s a <br /> typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Customer: I’d like to order-&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Do you think he wants to order: A: A sofa, B: An expensive haircut, or C: A patty?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Customer: -One patty please.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Ah, POOP! You never let us down! (scene cuts to a giant krabby patty) Now that you understand POOP, I bet you <br /> think you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Krabby Patty! (panting towards the krabby patty but once he gets too close, he gets splat on the screen with a <br /> flyswatter)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Ha-ha! Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. We haven’t even talked about: (scene cuts to a toilet) Personal Hygiene. <br /> (toilet flushes. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in front of a sink) Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict <br /> set of personal hygiene guidelines. (SpongeBob turns the faucet on) Ok, Mr. SquarePants, are you ready to prepare for your <br /> shift? (SpongeBob lathers his hands with soap) A good employee always scrubs his hand thoroughly. Be sure to get under <br /> those fingernails. (SpongeBob nods and scrubs a bit harder) And don’t forget about the knuckles. (SpongeBob scrubs a bit <br /> harder) And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. (SpongeBob scrubs the hardest he can) All right, let’s see those <br /> hands. (holds up his hands but they are invisible from scrubbing so much) Now that’s thorough! (chuckles. Scene cuts to <br /> SpongeBob’s shiny shoes) After checking to see your feet are polished, (sprays and wipes his shoes) your face is clear of <br /> any blemishes or boils, (SpongeBob cuts his boil off with a pair of scissors) and your hair is neat and tidy, (SpongeBob <br /> lifts up his hat, sprays a little hairspray on it to make it straight, then puts his hat back on) you are ready to start <br /> the day. Now let’s see how Squidward prepares for his shift. (one of the bathroom stall doors opens to show Squidward <br /> sleeping on the toilet with his magazine on his lap) Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward! (a giant krabby patty <br /> appears on the screen again) Now that you’re clean and hygienic, I bet you think you’re ready to make that Krabby <br /> Patty.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (yells in excitement) I’m ready! (splits into two SpongeBob’s) I'm ready!! (splits into more SpongeBob’s) I'm <br /> ready!!!!!! (splits himself into more SpongeBob’s until the flyswatter splats all of them on the screen)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Whoa there! We have a few more topics to cover first. (scene cuts to some vegetables, a spatula, and some <br /> ingredients on a table) Your Work Station. (scene cuts to SpongeBob vacuuming on top of the grill) It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. (scene cuts to SpongeBob thinking <br /> of a Krabby Patty in a thought bubble of his) To make the vision in your head a reality, you’ll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well-organized. (SpongeBob opens up a cabinet, then opens the bottom drawer to reveal <br /> a bunch of folders with names of ingredients and vegetables on there) Very good Mr. SquarePants, not a pickle out of <br /> place. (SpongeBob peeks out the kitchen door) Now let’s see how Squidward keeps his work station. (Squidward is sleeping <br /> with a magazine on his face. He wakes up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Huh? (shouts) Oh! (falls on the floor. The cash register drawer opens up and hits Squidward on the head)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Don’t worry Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can cover for you. (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to the grill) <br /> Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you’re ready to make the world-famous Krabby Patty. <br /> (SpongeBob barks then runs around the room) (laughs) Calm down. (a bone is thrown at him then he plays with it) There’s <br /> still plenty of time left. We have to make sure you’re ready for the psychological aspect of the job: Interfacing with <br /> your Boss. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Mr. Krabs in his office)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: No.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Good job, Mr. SquarePants!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (runs up to the camera) Can I make a Krabby Patty no... (scene cuts to Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab)<br /> <br /> Narrator: Now we go from &quot;behind the scenes&quot; to the front lines, where we’ll examine the most important aspect of the <br /> industry the customer. Or as we say around here, the 'Krustomer'.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: (stops) Who said that? Are you a ghost?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Like precious, precious blood in an animal, the customer is what makes the Krusty Krab strong and alive.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Uhh...I’ll have an uhh...uhh...uhh...ah...) (falls asleep and drools til Squidward snaps his fingers causing him to wake up) What’s that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Ah-ah-ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: The money is always right!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: The ceiling is right Squidward, you’re not a very good employee.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Fine. May I please take your order?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I’ll have uhh...ah... (drools again as Squidward gets angry)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: We’ll check up on these two later. (scene cuts to a siren) Right now, it’s important that we discuss an <br /> emergency situation! (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a krabby patty looking around for something) Like the lost gold <br /> of [[Atlantis]], many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there’s a thief ready steal it. <br /> So it’s up to you to be the watchful eye of... (the krabby patty moves as metal legs come out of it and it walks off) What’s this? (Plankton is on the patty) It’s Mr. Krabs' business rival, Plankton!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Plankton: Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! Your secret formula is finally mine! (scene cuts to SpongeBob with a face of shock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: He’s stealing the formula! What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants? (SpongeBob screams and runs around the <br /> restaurant. Mr. Krabs walks up to Plankton as he and the patty are going really slow)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Plankton: You’ll never catch me, Krabs, not after I switch into maximum overdrive! (whips the krabby patty into going <br /> faster) Hi-ya! (mechanical legs whirring. Mr. Krabs grabs the patty) I knew I should have gotten the turbo. (SpongeBob is <br /> still screaming and knocking over tables and chairs) Hear me Krabs! You’ll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it <br /> from my cold, dead... (Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton, who is now squeaking. He flicks him back to the Chum Bucket)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: And so, another emergency is avoided, thanks to Mr. SquarePants. (scene cuts to Squidward and Patrick) Let’s <br /> check in on Squidward again. Psst, Squidward.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Huh?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Just remember: POOP.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion. Why don’t you just order a Krabby Patty?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! One Krabby Patty, please.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (sighs) Will that be for here or to go? (closes his mouth but Patrick is confused again. Squidward bangs his head <br /> on the register)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Hang in there Squidward, it’s all part of the job. (scene cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab training manual) <br /> Now that you’ve learned the basics of your training, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for! (a blue screen <br /> appears with the krabby patty slowly coming closer to the screen. The narrator is making noises resembling dramatic music) Preparing the Krabby <br /> Patty! (scene cuts to SpongeBob bowing down to a poster of a Krabby Patty) At the center of every great dynasty is the <br /> crown jewel that keeps it alive and thriving. (SpongeBob crawls to the poster) For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby <br /> Patty. (SpongeBob licks the patty that is on the poster) And now you, the humble employee off the street, the ever-so-<br /> necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with <br /> your very own hands... (SpongeBob gasps) the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center <br /> that is a Krabby Patty! Are you ready? (SpongeBob nods) Are you sure? (SpongeBob nods his head harder and his head tears in half) Okay! The secret <br /> formula is...(cuts off before he can say what it is)<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 3}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Mr._Krabs%27_Pirate_Ship 2010-04-28T23:03:26Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Image|http://s1.directupload.net/images/090803/lh87q7sp.jpg|The Pirate Ship}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship''' was a Pirate Ship. It appeared in a Flashback in the episode, [[Grandpappy the Pirate (Episode)|Grandpappy the Pirate]]. Mr. Krabs sold the Ship and Fired his crew.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> <br /> *In Grandpappy the Pirate, Mr. Krabs says that the Krusty Krab used to be a boat, and that it was always called the Krusty Krab, but in the ''Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD'', he says that the Krusty Krab used to be a [[Rusty Krab]] Retirement Home. This is a plothole. <br /> <br /> {{Pagebeingmade}}<br /> {{Items}}<br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> [[Category:Item or Object]]<br /> [[Category:Restaurant]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T23:01:52Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|The SUV Song]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 3]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Love My Lips]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] or [[Patrick]] cover themselves? They wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the fourth time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby. The first was in [[Friend or Foe?|Love My Lips]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas|Larry's High Silk Hat]], &amp; the third was in [[Born to Be Wild (Episode)|The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T23:01:03Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|The SUV Song]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 3]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Love My Lips]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] or [[Patrick]] cover themselves? They wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the fourth time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby. The first was in [[Friend or Foe?|Love My Lips]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas|Lary's High Silk Hat]], &amp; the third was in [[Born to Be Wild|The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T23:00:19Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|The SUV Song]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 3]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] or [[Patrick]] cover themselves? They wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the fourth time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby. The first was in [[Friend or Foe?|Love My Lips]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas|Lary's High Silk Hat]], &amp; the third was in [[Born to be Wild|The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T22:58:31Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|The SUV Song]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 3]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] or [[Patrick]] cover themselves? They wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the third time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby.The first was in [[Friend or Foe?|Love My Lips]] or and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas|Lary's High Silk Hat]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T22:56:26Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|The SUV Song]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 3]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] or [[Patrick]] cover themselves? They wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the third time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby.The first was in [[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T22:54:49Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|The SUV Song]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 3]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] cover himself? He wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the third time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby.The first was in [[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|The Hairbrush Song]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Grandpappy_the_Pirate 2010-04-28T22:52:09Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Ditchin|Ditchin]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Cephalopod Lodge|Cephalopod Lodge]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Grandpappy the Pirate]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> Mr. Krabs: Hey, I'm expecting a fifty cent rebate check. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.<br /> <br /> Mailman: Sorry. No check. But I've got this. (gives Mr. Krabs a bottle and walks away)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, a corrospondence in a bottle, eh? (reading) Ahoy, Eugene. I'm so proud you followed your ol' Grampa's peg leg and became a pirate, that I'll be sailing by for a ship's inspection. That vessel better be well-oiled <br /> or you'll be dancing the short plank jig. Happy looting! Grampa Redbeard! (not reading) (Gasp!) Grandpa Readbeard comin bla, bla, bla!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, &quot;The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws.&quot; And he wanted me to be a pirate, too.<br /> <br /> He flashes back to when he was a baby. His grandpa was babysitting him on his pirate ship.<br /> <br /> Baby Mr. Krabs: (chewing a rattle)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: (fighting pirate skeletons) One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: So I bought me a ship, hired a crew.....<br /> <br /> Crew member: Aaarrrrr!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound.<br /> <br /> Crew members: (lined up to get paid)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: I started to notice a recurring fee. I just wasn't turning enough profit. So I fired me crew and sold me ship. ‘Twas also the last time I saw me granddad.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson.<br /> <br /> Young Mr. Krabs: Well, actually, Grandpa,...I just sold...<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business.<br /> <br /> Young Mr. Krabs: Yeah, uh, Grandpa what happened ...<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: And well I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie.<br /> <br /> The flash-back ends.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Yeah. <br /> <br /> An hour or two pass.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: All right, me hearties! Get this one thing clear. If Grandpa Redbeard is ever gonna believe I'm a pirate, ye landlubbers are gonna have to pass for a pirate crew. Which means, I want you to look like a pirate. (puts a <br /> bandana on Squidward) I want you to talk like a pirate.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Who are thee? I mean...shiver me timbers!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. (smells Patrick) Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this resturant ready to <br /> sail!<br /> <br /> A few minutes pass.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (breaks the bar holding the tableabove the ground. He sticks it in the cash register for a steering wheel.)<br /> <br /> Squidward: (starts painting the floor of the Krusty Krab black)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (hammers two wooden boards together)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (puts the Krusty Krab sign on the roof)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (breaks a wooden board with his hammer)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (removes the shell from the pole and replaces it with a crow's nest)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (breaks another wooden board)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (pours garbage into a bucket and stirs it)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (glues some broken wooden board pieces together)<br /> <br /> Squidward: (paints some wave-shaped pieces of cardboard)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (pulls on a rope and releases the Jolly Roger)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (glues the final wood piece to the rest to make the rim of the ship)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Way to go, fellars.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: (swings to the ship) Hee-ar!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: He's comin'!<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Hide me, boy.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many years! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties?<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Hm...you call this a pirate crew?. But more miserable jellyfishers than swarvy brime-skimmers.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Um...<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Aye, sir!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! <br /> <br /> Squidward: (hanging from the front of the ship and moving the pieces of cardboard he painted to make it look like waves)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (hanging from the window. He takes a drink of water and spits it on Grandpa Redbeard)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, ya can almost taste it.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Aye.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, &quot;Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!&quot;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh!! (turns on a record player. It makes wind noises)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, aparrently me cabin is haunted as well.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: (picks up a hair net) What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair <br /> net is deprivi' your crew of its essential nutrients.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Uh, just a sec. (turns a video projector on) Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! (The video projector shows a kraken emerging from the water.)<br /> <br /> Kraken: Grrrrrr....<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Aye, look at the size of that beast. <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Not to worry, Granddad. (grabs a harpoon)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Aha! That's the stuff!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (throws harpoon) Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad?<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Whah!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (catches the harpoon)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, nothing. Look! (The video projector shows a harpoon landing on the Kraken and knocking him underwater.)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har, har! That's me boy!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Clear!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!<br /> <br /> Patrick: Hooray!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Woo-hoo!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Sounds like we got a prize. (whispering): Ready, Squidward?<br /> <br /> Squidward: You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. (takes off his bandana and inflates his head)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad.(He is holding Squidward, who looks like the Kraken.) Check the... Granddad?<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! Aproxamitly ten clips of the starboard bow! Man your battle stations!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (stacks some bags of sand)<br /> <br /> Patrick: (raises the Jolly Roger)<br /> <br /> Squidward: (reading a book)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa?<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (Gasp!) Oh, so depulsive.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. (gives Mr. Krabs a telescope)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Go get it, Granddad.<br /> <br /> Pearl: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? (looks over the rim of the ship)<br /> <br /> Pearl: Dad!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (Gasp!) That disgusting, horrible thing is me daughter!<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: (points a cannon at Pearl)<br /> <br /> Pearl: Open up!<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Nooooo! (puts out the fuse on the cannon)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: What are ya doin'?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. (The cannon collapses.)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: What is this?!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: I can explain.<br /> <br /> Pearl: Dad! Dad!<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Now it's even more angry!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Don't worry! I have it under control! (jumps off the ship)<br /> <br /> Pearl: Daddy!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there!<br /> <br /> Pearl: What's with the lame outfit?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, never mind that! (pushes Pearl away) Just go home. (climbs back up the ship)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: (breaks a cardboard wave)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: I bet you're wondering about that.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Ar, you're darn tootin' I am!<br /> <br /> Patrick: (spits on Grandpa Redbeard)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Do you mind?<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: What kinda ship are you runnin' here?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Just a second. (removes the wind record from the record player and throws it on Grandpa Redbeard's nose)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Arrrrrrrrrrrr! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells stickier than a lie! The code that all pirates live by, you knows what it is, don't ya?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Of course I do, Granddad.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Well, then, say it!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: It's, it's, it's a pirate never lies! (starts crying) And I've been a dirty liar! Everything you see is a lie! This sail is a lie! (tears down the sail) This crew is a lie! (rips their pirate clothes) Even the ship is a lie! (takes a <br /> wrecking ball and destroys the ship. The regular Krusty Krab resturant is back.) All of it! All a lie! (Takes the cloth with a jolly roger design on it off the Gally Grub)<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Krabby Patties: $2.00. Krusty Combo: $3.99! Gourmet: $1.95?!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly resturant owner! I'm sorry I failed ye.<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer ludicrous prices! Now, that's real piracy. Ya done good, boy-o!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Really? Thanks, Granddad! <br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man!<br /> <br /> Grandpa Redbeard: (steals Mr. Krabs's money) I hope ya don't mind, boy-o, but I helped myself to a little bit of yer booty! (laughs)<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: I knew I got me talent from someone! (laughs)<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> * &quot;See? We're all naked on the ship when a bowling ball wrecks it.&quot;<br /> {{Transcripts/Season 6}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 6]] <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Pre-Hibernation_Week 2010-04-28T22:48:43Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Squidville|Squidville]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Life of Crime|Life of Crime]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy Cheeks]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[wikipedia:Cow|A cow]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves!&lt;br&gt; <br /> '''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Spongebob:''' What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' In one week!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Climb.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Jump.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' We gotta ride.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Ride.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' What?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a little kid and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Billy:''' Ready?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I’ve never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Ok SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set...&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Ok, I’m ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' What is it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' &quot;OWWCH!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Did you find it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Not yet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #2:''' Gold Team rules.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (a fish looks in a spout)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #3:''' Hey SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (three fish walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster)&lt;br&gt; <br /> '''Fish #7:''' I just count on you, Lucky things would drop by, So now what was that what you wanted?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #8:''' Neg...&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #7:''' Maybe I would ask him tomorrow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well, think again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #6:''' Think about the children!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #7:''' (whispering to the woman) This is a load of barnacles.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #2:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up a fish)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes the fish into a square)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #8:''' I’m ready! I’m ready!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' No you ain’t! (a fish holds a box of [[Kelp-O]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #9:''' I found Squarebob!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #10:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Woman:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #1:''' Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Squidward:''' Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Patrick:''' Who are you people?<br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> * &quot;See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.&quot;<br /> * &quot;Try to run, but my feet got nailed to the floor.&quot;<br /> * &quot;Then a midget pushes me to a revolving door.&quot;<br /> * &quot;And I'm back at the very same place I was from before!&quot;.</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Pre-Hibernation_Week 2010-04-28T22:46:46Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Characters */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Squidville|Squidville]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Life of Crime|Life of Crime]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy Cheeks]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[wikipedia:Cow|A cow]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves!&lt;br&gt; <br /> '''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Spongebob:''' What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' In one week!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Climb.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Jump.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' We gotta ride.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Ride.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' What?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a little kid and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Billy:''' Ready?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I’ve never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Ok SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set...&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Ok, I’m ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' What is it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' &quot;OWWCH!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Did you find it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Not yet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #2:''' Gold Team rules.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (a fish looks in a spout)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #3:''' Hey SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (three fish walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster)&lt;br&gt; <br /> '''Fish #7:''' I just count on you, Lucky things would drop by, So now what was that what you wanted?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #8:''' Neg...&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #7:''' Maybe I would ask him tomorrow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well, think again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #6:''' Think about the children!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #7:''' (whispering to the woman) This is a load of barnacles.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #2:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up a fish)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes the fish into a square)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #8:''' I’m ready! I’m ready!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' No you ain’t! (a fish holds a box of [[Kelp-O]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #9:''' I found Squarebob!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #10:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Woman:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #1:''' Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Squidward:''' Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Patrick:''' Who are you people?<br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Pre-Hibernation_Week 2010-04-28T22:46:05Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Squidville|Squidville]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Life of Crime|Life of Crime]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Sandy Cheeks]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[wikipedia:Cow|Cow]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves!&lt;br&gt; <br /> '''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Spongebob:''' What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' In one week!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Climb.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Jump.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' We gotta ride.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Ride.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' What?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a little kid and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Billy:''' Ready?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I’ve never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Ok SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set...&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Ok, I’m ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' What is it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them)<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' &quot;OWWCH!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Did you find it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Not yet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #2:''' Gold Team rules.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (a fish looks in a spout)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #3:''' Hey SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (three fish walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster)&lt;br&gt; <br /> '''Fish #7:''' I just count on you, Lucky things would drop by, So now what was that what you wanted?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #8:''' Neg...&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #7:''' Maybe I would ask him tomorrow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Well, think again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #6:''' Think about the children!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #7:''' (whispering to the woman) This is a load of barnacles.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #2:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up a fish)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes the fish into a square)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #8:''' I’m ready! I’m ready!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' No you ain’t! (a fish holds a box of [[Kelp-O]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #9:''' I found Squarebob!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #10:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Woman:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #1:''' Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Squidward:''' Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait!&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Patrick:''' Who are you people?<br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Shanghaied 2010-04-28T22:44:05Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: The Smoking Peanut|The Smoking Peanut]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath|Gary Takes A Bath]]<br /> |}<br /> Episode Article: [[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Flying Dutchman]]<br /> *[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br /> *[[Potty the Parrot]]<br /> *[[Billy]]<br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house) Holy crap! A talking bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Buggy: Hi!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a bug from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: That's not a bug! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a bug!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: How about....&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s <br /> house) Now look what you've done!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick show their spotless hands)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Clean....&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick start climbing rope also)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: A few inches later...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (points up) Ship!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right <br /> place.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says &quot;owner&quot; and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I <br /> wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I don't know. Why?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yes!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says &quot;property of <br /> the flying Dutchman&quot;)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Rawr!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No, no, it's not &quot;rawr!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: I....no, I don't.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: I never said that.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Ahh! Ow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob &amp; Patrick) You're next!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick jump off the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob &amp; Patrick land back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Uhh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a &quot;Ghost Rule Book&quot;) Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited <br /> or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever. <br /> (closes rule book)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-<br /> numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're <br /> crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next <br /> to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... <br /> (Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying <br /> Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the &quot;Fly of Despair&quot;?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: We'll do anything you say!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: And I got this hat!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to <br /> look good and scary!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I don't get it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings <br /> and bugs in the sink.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick start mopping)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like <br /> a wolf)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahh!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahh!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-<br /> eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying <br /> Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our <br /> first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to <br /> a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those <br /> scratches.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind <br /> a rock)<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob &amp; <br /> Patrick who just get confused)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a <br /> little trick with his fingers)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: How does he do that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Billy: Those guys are dorks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob &amp; Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob &amp; Patrick figure-<br /> skate in purple tights)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> (back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Like movie passes?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's <br /> not really you so much as it is me.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're setting us free?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick scream)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wait, I have an idea!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Really?! What is it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Let's leave!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of <br /> perfume and customers)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: I always hate going in there!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin <br /> showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me <br /> dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever <br /> happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob &amp; Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't <br /> eat without it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Never!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me! <br /> SpongeBob: No!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!<br /> <br /> Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Make it five.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Four.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the <br /> Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: Squidward! You're back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second <br /> one.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess! Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-<br /> meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to <br /> pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)<br /> <br /> ===Patrick's ending===<br /> Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Uhh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Uhh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Squidward: You wished for gum?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 2]]<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Shanghaied 2010-04-28T22:43:37Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: The Smoking Peanut|The Smoking Peanut]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Gary Takes A Bath|Gary Takes A Bath]]<br /> |}<br /> Episode Article: [[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br /> *[[Flying Dutchman]]<br /> *[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br /> *[[Potty the Parrot]]<br /> *[[Billy]]<br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house) Holy crap! A talking bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Buggy: Hi!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a bug from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: That's not a bug! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a bug!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: How about....&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s <br /> house) Now look what you've done!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick show their spotless hands)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Clean....&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick start climbing rope also)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: A few inches later...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (points up) Ship!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right <br /> place.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says &quot;owner&quot; and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I <br /> wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I don't know. Why?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yes!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says &quot;property of <br /> the flying Dutchman&quot;)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Rawr!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No, no, it's not &quot;rawr!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: I....no, I don't.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: I never said that.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Ahh! Ow.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob &amp; Patrick) You're next!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick jump off the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob &amp; Patrick land back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Uhh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a &quot;Ghost Rule Book&quot;) Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited <br /> or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever. <br /> (closes rule book)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-<br /> numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're <br /> crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next <br /> to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... <br /> (Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying <br /> Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the &quot;Fly of Despair&quot;?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: We'll do anything you say!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: And I got this hat!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to <br /> look good and scary!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I don't get it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings <br /> and bugs in the sink.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick start mopping)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like <br /> a wolf)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahh!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahh!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-<br /> eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying <br /> Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our <br /> first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to <br /> a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those <br /> scratches.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind <br /> a rock)<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob &amp; <br /> Patrick who just get confused)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a <br /> little trick with his fingers)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: How does he do that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Billy: Those guys are dorks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob &amp; Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob &amp; Patrick figure-<br /> skate in purple tights)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> (back on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Like movie passes?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's <br /> not really you so much as it is me.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're setting us free?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob &amp; Patrick scream)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wait, I have an idea!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Really?! What is it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Let's leave!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of <br /> perfume and customers)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: I always hate going in there!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin <br /> showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me <br /> dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever <br /> happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob &amp; Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't <br /> eat without it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Never!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me! <br /> SpongeBob: No!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!<br /> <br /> Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Make it five.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Four.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the <br /> Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: Squidward! You're back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second <br /> one.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess! Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-<br /> meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to <br /> pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)<br /> <br /> ===Patrick's ending===<br /> Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick)&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Uhh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Uhh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Squidward: You wished for gum?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 2]]<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Wormy 2010-04-28T22:41:14Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Imitation Krabs|Imitation Krabs]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Patty Hype|Patty Hype]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Wormy]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[The Wormy]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *Bikini Bottom Residents<br /> *[[Nancy]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Tom]] (in the run part)<br /> *The Squid From [[Bossy Boots]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Charlie]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Billy]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[The Pink Fish]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Don the Whale]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Lou]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Miss Shell]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Sadie Rechid]] (in the run part)<br /> *[[Fred]] (in the run part)<br /> *The Old Man from [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]] (in the run part)<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> '''Narrator:''' Ah, Sandy Cheeks is going out of town and has asked SpongeBob and Patrick to do a little pet-sitting for her. (inside the dome are a few animals in cages and/or jars)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Pet-sitting? Won’t that hurt them? (SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a bird cage)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Narrator:''' Perhaps she should have asked someone else. (Patrick whistles at the bird)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' No, that's Italian, SpongeBob. (Sandy puts a big sack down)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' Okay boys, this here is Birdy’s food. Feed him twice a day.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' This whole sack?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' No, just a cup’s worth. (all walk over to a cricket) This here’s my cricket. (the cricket makes noises) He’s <br /> saying hello to you. Ain’t he cute?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, but I don’t speak Italian.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' And this here’s Snakey. (holds up the snake that has a mouse in it's belly)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' What’s that lump in its belly?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' Well, that’s his dinner. (SpongeBob pokes it) Well, I guess that’s it. I gotta go. (walks off with a suitcase) See <br /> you guys in a couple of days.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob &amp; Patrick:''' Bye, Sandy! (notices the caterpillar in a jar)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Wait, Sandy, you forgot about this pet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' Oh, that’s only Wormy. He don’t need much. (walks out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Look at him Patrick, isn’t he great? Hey, little fella.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Kitchie-kitchie koo, koo.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Aw look, isn’t he just precious? Let’s take him out to play. (cut to SpongeBob playing hide-n-seek and <br /> counting) 998... 999... 1000. Ready or not, here I come! (turns around and takes the table cover off of Patrick's head)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' You found me! (both look for Wormy, who is on a leaf)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: There you are! (cut to Sponge and Pat hiding behind a tree. Wormy pops up behind it) He found us! <br /> (they laugh) <br /> <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Gee, SpongeBob, I don’t want today to end ever.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I know Patrick, days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it’s all <br /> thanks to Wormy. I made this for Wormy. (puts a 'Best Friend' ribbon on Wormy) Our new best friend. (puts Wormy back in <br /> his jar) Until tomorrow, new best friend. Don’t be sad, little buddy, we’ll be back first thing in the morning for frolic and fun.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Why must the sun set on this perfect day? Sleep well, Wormy. (Patrick cries as both walk off)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Aw, don’t be sad, Patrick. It’s only until tomorrow. (day turns into night. Ominous music plays as Wormy makes a cocoon and turns into a butterfly. Cut to dawn when SpongeBob wakes up) Here I come Wormy! (Patrick pokes his head out <br /> of SpongeBob's alarm clock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Me too! (both run off to Sandy’s with their water helmets already on) And then we’re gonna play tag and then we’re gonna color and then we’re gonna build a house of cards!<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob &amp; Patrick:''' We’re back, Wormy! Wormy, Wormy! (holds up the jar with the butterfly)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Wormy? Where’s Wormy? What’s that thing?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' He’s gotta be in here. (opens up the jar. The butterfly flies out onto SpongeBob's jar) I think something bad <br /> happened to Wormy. (the best friend ribbon is still in the jar)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' He left his &quot;Best Friend&quot; ribbon behind! &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Wormy:''' (the butterfly flies onto SpongeBob’s helmet. Cut to a real butterfly up-close, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run behind a table) What is that thing?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I don’t know Patrick, but whatever it is, it must’ve eaten Wormy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I really don’t taste that good, Mr. Monster. (Wormy crawls down Patrick's helmet. &lt;br&gt; <br /> <br /> '''Wormy:''' Patrick see's wormy close-up, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ Patrick screams and runs off. SpongeBob runs by with the net)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' I’m coming, Patrick! (Patrick goes right through the net, tearing it up, and crashing into a tree. SpongeBob <br /> sees his broken net as Wormy corners him) No, Mr. Monster, please don’t eat me! No, no, no! Spare me, I don’t taste good, <br /> no! No, no, please! Wait a second. (takes out a bottle of bubbles and blows one to get Wormy stuck in one) Yeah! (Wormy <br /> flies out of the treedome, still in the bubble. Patrick shuts the door behind Wormy) We did it, Patrick! Sandy’s gonna be <br /> so proud of us. We got that horrible monster out of her house and best of all her pets are safe. 'Cause that horrible <br /> creature is now...heading straight for the Krusty Krab! (both run off) It’s going in the front. Let’s use the secret <br /> entrance! (both go inside a rock and then appear inside the Krusty Krab in another rock. They gasp as Wormy flies toward <br /> Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who are taking pictures)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Okay hold still.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' He’s gonna eat Squidward and Mr. Krabs! (both jump at them)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Say &quot;money.&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' &quot;Money!&quot; (Squidward takes the picture. It reveals SpongeBob and Patrick jumping on top of Mr. Krabs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' What’s the meaning of this, SpongeBob?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' We’re in serious danger. There’s a monster out there.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Is he a paying customer?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Mr. Krabs. It doesn’t want to eat Krabby Patties, it wants to eat you.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (crying) Just like it ate Wormy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Um, Wormy? (SpongeBob and Patrick cry)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Why? Why? He was so young.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' I’ll never forget you, Wormy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Well, if Moron Theater is over, I’m just going to take a look at this monster. (Wormy flies in a bubble) <br /> That’s the monster?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Pretty scary, huh?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' It’s a living nightmare.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' I should have known. (walks away) Well, that’s it. I’m getting off the Looney Express.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now just 'cause you swabs haven’t seen a creature like this doesn’t mean it’s dangerous.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' We tried to warn them. I can’t watch. (pushes his eyes into his head)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Get a load of the scary monster. (laughs) Monster.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' Aw, it looks harmless.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' It’s kinda cute.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' It reminds me of money.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' Monster. &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Wormy:''' (Mr. Krabs and Squidward both laugh until they see the butterfly close-up) BUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZ Squidward and Krabs both scream and thier eyes and Krab's Teeth fell out and they run away&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Mr. Krabs? (SpongeBob screams when he sees their underwear and hat only)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' It ate them! And there it goes! (Wormy flies out of the Krusty Krab) First Wormy, then Squidward, then Mr. <br /> Krabs! (has three finger puppets for each person) That flying monster has eaten three friends too many. We must warn the <br /> citizens! Evil has surfaced. The fate of Bikini Bottom is in our hands, Patrick. Now let’s roll.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Aye-aye, captain. (pushes a lever to make the boat sail out of the Krusty Krab. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick on <br /> the streets)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Patrick, now this is a very delicate situation. It must be treated with great care and sensitivity.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Gotcha.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Run everybody, run!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' Monster on the loose!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Monster! (everyone runs away screaming. SpongeBob and Patrick give each other a thumbs up. Cut to SpongeBob <br /> and Patrick putting up a sign of the butterfly saying &quot;Beware&quot; when a crowd of citizens runs by screaming. Wormy flies by <br /> and SpongeBob and Patrick hide in the bucket of glue and bounce off. Cut to SpongeBob inflating a balloon but then <br /> inhales the air in the balloon so he can float in the sky)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' (using a megaphone) Attention, Bikini Bottom! There’s a flying man-eating monster that’s going to eat you! (everyone <br /> screams and runs away. Cut to SpongeBob waving his arms and pointing at Wormy flying by. The whole town is on fire)<br /> <br /> '''Realistic Fish Head:''' Attention, attention! This just in. (TV shows a real butterfly) A giant monster is attacking <br /> Bikini Bottom. (a man watching the announcement swallows his eyes and has them appear in his mouth when he screams. He <br /> runs through the wall)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' We did it Patrick! We saved the city. Just think what might of happened if we didn’t tell everyone about the <br /> monster.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Patrick:''' About the what? (just then, Wormy flies by. SpongeBob, Patrick, and everyone else runs away from Wormy but they <br /> still being chased all over town by the butterfly no matter where they go. Just then, a bus drops off Sandy)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Sandy:''' Shoot! Looks like a twister hit this place. Where is everybody? (Wormy flies by) Oh, hey there Wormy. (puts him in a jar) You weren’t supposed to change till I got back. That oughta hold ya, little guy. (everyone runs up to Sandy) <br /> Howdy, SpongeBob.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy caught the monster! (everyone cheers and picks up SpongeBob and Sandy and bring them into town)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sandy:''' I didn’t know I’d be missed so much. Golly, maybe I should go out of town more often.<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> * &quot;Everyone watched Wormy terrified.&quot;<br /> * &quot;Frightened women hurried children into buildings&quot;.<br /> * &quot;Scared cowboys ran for cover.&quot;<br /> * &quot;Even cowgirls can't do what's right!&quot;</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=My_Pretty_Seahorse_(Episode) 2010-04-28T22:39:22Z

<p>12.176.204.140: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season3%20Title%20Cards/My_Pretty_Seahorse_300px.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | My Pretty Seahorse<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 42b<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || 12.7.2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 3<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Club SpongeBob (Episode)|Club SpongeBob]]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Just One Bite (Episode)|Just One Bite]]<br /> |- special guest: || Ophelia (in which Mr. Krabs call her &quot;my lady&quot;.)<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''My Pretty Seahorse''' is an episode from Season 3<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Time/Date===<br /> *March 21, 2017<br /> *March 24, 2017<br /> <br /> === Time Cards Shown === <br /> [[Image:Sweater.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick with his sweater]]<br /> *3 Days Later<br /> *12 Seconds Later<br /> <br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|Mystery the Seahorse]]<br /> *[[Mystery]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *Customers<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Scooter]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[SpongeBob's House]]<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Hats]]<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> It is now Springtime in [[Bikini Bottom]], Patrick emerges under his rock wearing a purple sweater...Patrick strips the sweater and buries it under the sand like a dog would. Here's a narration from the episode: <br /> <br /> NARRATOR: ''&quot;Ah, springtime in Bikini Bottom. All sea creatures have an innate sense of the seasonal changes. Like the starfish. A quick survey of his environment and he knows that…&quot;''<br /> <br /> PATRICK: ''&quot;It's spring!&quot;''<br /> <br /> NARRATOR: ''&quot;The starfish then sheds his winter coat and stores it away safe for winter.&quot;''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob comes out of his house and begins to greet the flowers after stating that he has Spring Fever. Squidward emerges from his home as well, and after some convincing from SpongeBob, he too says hello to the flowers. The flowers react like an aggravated cat, hissing at Squidward, causing him to run into his house screaming. SpongeBob says he shall do him a kindness and plant him some hypo-allergenic flowers. <br /> <br /> Cue SpongeBob wearing a gardening outfit, including a sun hat, overalls, and clogs. He first plants a coral flower, and turns to grab the watering can to water said flower only to turn back around and find the flower bitten in half. He continues this routine of planting flowers and turning his back until he states, ''&quot;I'm not taking my eyes off you.&quot;'' Three days later, he still has not moved his eyes, and in fact has to water them because they have dried out. Patrick walks by and draws SpongeBob’s attention – SpongeBob turns back, and the flower is gone again. SpongeBob finally sees the seahorse, which has been eating the flowers, which then runs away and starts neighing on top of a rock.<br /> <br /> He decides to tame her and writes a scientific journal of sorts about her mysterious qualities, and hence names her Mystery. The seahorse spots SpongeBob’s floral bookmark and approaches him. Apparently eating the book mark was enough to tame the seahorse, as the show switches to a montage with 60's psychedelic backgrounds of the two of them frolicking together, enjoying piggy back rides, painting, blowing bubbles, and even going to the hat store... <br /> <br /> At the end of the day, SpongeBob lets the horse sleep in his bed and promises that they will be friends forever. The next day, he rides past Squidward on his bike - which hits a rock sending Squidward off a cliff and into a massive explosion. Once arriving at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob ties up Mystery outside like in old western movies. Then, Scooter arrives with his friend, mistaking Mystery for a kiddie ride. As he finds a quarter, he tries to look for it, saying, ''&quot;I can't find the coin slot. Here it is!&quot;'', and Mystery kicks Scooter and into a massive explosion. ''&quot;YAAHH! Help! Kiddie ride on the loose!&quot;,'' screams Scooter's friend. Mr. Krabs runs to the scene and is shocked. ''&quot;A monster! Scaring away me customers.&quot;'' He demands that the horse be gotten rid of because he is scaring off the customers stating, ''&quot;It’s either you or Mystery.&quot;''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob has Mystery shoved in a cupboard, and tells her that she only needs to stay there until Patrick finishes the stable he asked him to build – Cue a shot of Patrick with a board nailed to his forehead sitting with a blank look on his face. SpongeBob starts to go back to his job, with only eight more hours in his job left. ''&quot;Only eight more hours,&quot;'' says SpongeBob.<br /> <br /> Twelve seconds later, Mystery peers out of the cupboard, and SpongeBob tells her, ''&quot;No, Mystery, you can’t come out yet. If old man Krabs sees you, I’ll lose my job.&quot;'', and knows that he's hungry. ''&quot;How about some lunch?&quot;'', says SpongeBob and Mystery eats a Krabby Patty, but then he neighs, and then SpongeBob warns him, because Krabs has heard it, and asks, ''&quot;Is that horse here?&quot;'', and SpongeBob says, ''&quot;No, Mr. Krabs. I was just doing my imitation of Mystery&quot;'', and he does a fake, pathetic neigh. ''&quot;Well, keep working on it. That was terrible!&quot;'', said Mr. Krabs, and he walks out, and SpongeBob is relieved and he says, ''&quot;That was close. And from now on, no more hijinks.&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Order up!&quot;'' Squidward comes to the window, but Mystery eats the order before Squidward gets there. SpongeBob thinks that the Krusty Krab is haunted, and before SpongeBob can leave, Squidward says, ''&quot;SpongeBob, there's no ghosts!&quot;'' ''&quot;Oh&quot;'', says SpongeBob. Squidward starts lecturing SpongeBob; meanwhile Mystery is stealing customers’ orders from their tables.<br /> <br /> Here's his lecture as it follows:<br /> <br /> ''&quot;In case you’ve forgotten, here’s how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?&quot;''<br /> <br /> Squidward then sees Mystery as SpongeBob puts Mystery back in the cupboard yelling, ''&quot;Don’t tell Mr. Krabs! I got it all under control! Now then, you were saying&quot;'', and Squidward says, ''&quot;Just get my order!&quot;'' and he walks out. And SpongeBob laughs and says, ''&quot;Ghosts.&quot;''<br /> Mystery eats SpongeBob’s hat, [[spatula]], all of the [[Krabby Patties]], the stove, and old man Jenkins. And from Mystery's stomach, we hear ''&quot;I don’t want to be a burden.&quot;''<br /> <br /> The customers get aggravated and start to revolt. Then Squidward says, ''&quot;Folks, we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen&quot;'', and a man asks him, ''&quot;Where’s our food?&quot;'' Another man yells, ''&quot;I’m so hungry!&quot;'', a woman says, ''&quot;This is my only lunch hour!&quot;'' and Tom asks ''&quot;Where’s Old Man Jenkins?&quot;'' Then, Squidward says, ''&quot;Take it easy, the food’s no good here anyway.&quot;''<br /> <br /> This causes Mr. Krabs to come out and ask Squidward ''&quot;Squidward, what is going on here!&quot;'', to which he replies, ''&quot;Why don’t you go ask Cowbob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats a Lot?&quot;''<br /> <br /> Mystery belches up old man Jenkins, apparently after getting a bellyache because of eating all the Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs walks in, and thinks he is seeing things, but he isn't and demands that the horse be gotten rid of, and SpongeBob pleads with him not to be gotten rid of. ''&quot;No, Mr. Krabs! Don’t make me give up Mystery! I know you think she’s just a horse, but she’s more than that, I tell you. She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She’s my best friend!&quot;'' Mr. Krabs is touched by the story and continues on to tell SpongeBob about the story of his best friend, Krabs says ''&quot;I was five years old and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar, loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.&quot;'' Then SpongeBob asks, ''&quot;What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?&quot;'' Then Krabs answers, ''&quot;And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I spent it on a soda. My best friend!&quot;'' and starts to weep. After regaining his composure he states that ''&quot;The kitchen is no place for a life horse!&quot;'', which causes the customers spit out their food.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob takes Mystery outside and tells her, ''&quot;You belong in the wild.&quot;'' He turns his back on her and the horse walks away and he says, ''&quot;Well, what're you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore?&quot;'', and when Patrick walks up, still with the board on his head from earlier, he says, ''&quot;Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!&quot;,'' and he walks away, and he says, ''&quot;Well, she's gone, and I'll never see her again.&quot;'' And then, Mr. Krabs comes up and says that he did the proper thing. ''&quot;She’s free now. And we have no right to separate that wild animal from its natural habitat.&quot;'' Squidward interrupts the conversation to let Mr. Krabs know that the safe is empty, because Mystery had an after dinner salad: all the money in the safe. '''''&quot;GET THAT HORSE!!!&quot;''''' screams Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go running after Mystery into the horizon.<br /> <br /> The episode ends with Patrick trying to get into the hat store to buy a hat, but can't because the board on his head from earlier is too wide to fit through the door.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *The title is a pleased reference to the popular toy (and TV!) line, My Little Pony.<br /> *Squidward calls Mystery Sir Eats A Lot, a parody of ''Sir Lancelot'', a famous character from King Arthur's tales.<br /> *This was the second time Squidward fell down the cliff. The first was [[Jellyfishing (Episode)|Jellyfishing]].<br /> *Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]].<br /> *How can Mystery eat the money in Mr. Krabs' container if she was in the kitchen for most of the time?<br /> *When SpongeBob said &quot;You ate Old Man Jenkins!&quot;, but the captions said &quot;You have eaten Old Man Jenkins&quot;.<br /> *Running Gag: [[SpongeBob]] changes every time the camera goes back to him in the montage of Mystery eating the book. (featuring the mustache)<br /> *Running Gag: They ate bad squash.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: My Pretty Seahorse|Transcript for My Pretty Seahorse]]<br /> <br /> {{Season3}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 3]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T22:09:08Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 1<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|Ditchin']]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 6]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]]''. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]''. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] cover himself? He wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the third time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby.The first was in [[Friend or Foe?]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Grandpappy_the_Pirate_(Episode) 2010-04-28T22:08:28Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[de:Piratenopa (Episode)]]<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;center&gt;http://s678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/SpongePedia/Season6%20Title%20Cards/GetAttachment4-1.jpg&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Grandpappy the Pirate<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Episode No.: || 115a<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Airdate: || Feburary 18, 2002<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Season: || Season 1<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Previous Episode: || [[Ditchin' (Episode)|Ditchin']]<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Next Episode: || [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Olaf!!]]<br /> |- Special Guests: || Sweetpea Beauty&lt;br&gt;Gelato<br /> |- Studio: Big Dream Productions<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Grandpappy the Pirate&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 6]].<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> <br /> ===Places===<br /> *[[Krusty Krab]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs' Pirate Ship]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Time/Setting===<br /> Take place in 1697<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Mr.Krabs gets a letter from his pirate Grandpa Redbeard. It says he is coming to town. Mr Krabs isn't excited because his grandpa thinks Mr.Krabs is a pirate too. Mr Krabs says to Spongebob that he comes from a whole family of pirates, and that he was a pirate once but quit because his crew took all the money. Spongebob suggests making the krusty krab into a pirate ship. Mr.Krabs likes the idea and hires Patrick, Squidward, and Spongebob as an imatation crew. When they're done Grandpa Redbeard shows up, and is happy with Mr.Krabs. Mr.Krabs uses fake water and fake creatures and a record player (For wind) to make it look like they're sailing. Grandpa Redbeard sees Pearl and thinks she's attacking the ship. Grandpa Redbeard attempts to shoot Pearl but Mr. Krabs pretends to stop it. Pearl goes home and Grandpa Redbeard finds out the entire thing is a lie. He makes Mr Krabs say the Pirate code &quot;A pirate never lies&quot;. Mr Krabs admits the truth and turns the ship back to The Krusty Krab. However Grandpa Redbeard is happy about what Mr Krabs did to it. Mr Krabs waves goodbye to Grandpa Redbeard as he leaves with all of Mr Krabs money and laughs. Mr Krabs then says &quot;I knew i got me talent from someone.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> * This is the 5th episode to have crabs on the title card.<br /> *This episode takes place in 1697, but [[Mr. Krabs]] wasn't born yet. Not even his mother!<br /> *If pirates couldn't lie, and Mr. Krabs was not a pirate, (He only was in the past) then Mr. Krabs could lie.<br /> *Mr. Krabs says he never was a pirate, however, in [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]] he was a pirate.<br /> *This is the fourth time actual VeggieTales crickets chirp in the daytime and in the nighttime.<br /> *The first was ''[[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]]. And the 2nd was ''[[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]]. And the final one (3rd) was ''[[Friend or Foe?|Sink or Float?]]''.<br /> *3rd time Squidward was naked. the 1st was in [[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]. The 2nd is [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] and the 4th is [[Squid Wood(Episode)|Squid Wood]]. But it is said that it was a scam by Mr. Krabs to make Money. <br /> *Near the end of the episode, when Mr. Krabs puts his cashier station, we clearly see the &quot;Galley Grub&quot; menu without obstruction. In the next scene, Mr. Krabs pulls a large piece of cloth off of the menu, uncovering it.<br /> *In this episode, the Krusty Krab used to be a pirate ship, but in [[Krusty Krab Training Video|Chum Bucket Snoodle DVD]], it used to be a retirement home.<br /> **If Grandpa Redbeard was old in the flashbacks, how is he still the same many years later?<br /> *If Grandpa Redbeard swung his way to the Krusty Krab ship, what was the rope connected to?<br /> *The German title is called, &quot;''Piratenopa''&quot;, which means &quot;''Pirate Granddad''&quot;.<br /> *Why couldn't [[SpongeBob]] cover himself? He wears underwear! (Or Mr. Krabs ripped the underwear off, too.)<br /> *When we first see Mr. Krabs as a baby in this episode,he has no nose but,when Grandpa Redbeard is fighting skeletons,he has his nose back.<br /> *Grandpa Redbeard fighting skeletons in the flashback is just what Mr.Krabs did in [[One Krab's Trash]].<br /> *In the past, Grandpa Redbeard tells Mr. Krabs a pirate rule which is, &quot;Never tell a lie!&quot; However, in the present, Mr. Krabs tells him, &quot;A pirate never lies!&quot;<br /> * This the the third time Mr.Krabs is seen as a baby.The first was in [[Friend or Foe?]] and the second was in [[Goo Goo Gas]].<br /> * This is released in 2002. The sequel [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]] is released in 1996 in Season 1.<br /> * Where does the stick from the [[Krusty Krab]] sign come from? It is not seen on the pirate ship.<br /> *[[Dennis William Quaid]] guest stars as the voice of [[Grandpa Redbeard]].<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate|Transcript for Grandpappy the Pirate]] <br /> <br /> {{Season6}}<br /> <br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 6]]</div>

12.176.204.140 http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Krusty_Krab 2010-04-28T22:04:53Z

<p>12.176.204.140: /* Menu */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Krosse Krabbe.JPG|thumb|right|The Krusty Krab]]<br /> <br /> The '''Krusty Krab''' is a restaurant in the city of [[Bikini Bottom]] in the animated television comedy ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. It is owned by [[Eugene H. Krabs]]. The restaurant's name is a parody of the restaurant called the<br /> Krusty Burger (owned by Krusty the Clown) from the 1989 TV Series The Simpsons. <br /> <br /> The Krusty Krab usually has two employees: [[SpongeBob]], the restaurant's fry cook, and [[Squidward]], the restaurant's cashier. Both employees have difficulties with working together: Squidward hates SpongeBob, and SpongeBob in turn exacerbates the situation by remaining completely naive toward Squidward's spiteful attitude. The restaurant's menu consists of the usual fast-food products, with its specialty being Krabby Patties, similar to hamburgers in appearance. Plankton, the owner of the Krusty Krab's rival restaurant, The [[Chum Bucket]] is always trying to find out the mystery ingredients of the Krabby Patty. Somehow, the Krabby Patty secret formula will never be revealed, but only to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Aushilfe gesucht.JPG|thumb|right|230px|[[Help Wanted]] German Title (First Appearance)]]<br /> <br /> == Employees ==<br /> <br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]] - Owner/Boss.<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] - Fry Cook and Manager.<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles]] - Cashier.<br /> *[[Spat]] - SpongeBob's Spatula.<br /> *[[Cashy]] - Mr. Krabs's Cash Register.<br /> *[[Sandy Cheeks]] - Temporary Assistant Karate Chopper in [[Karate Choppers]].<br /> *[[Patrick Star]] - Waiter, sign holder, replacement Fry Cook, The Falling Fool and Security Guard.<br /> *[[Jim]] - Former Waiter/Fry Cook seen in [[The Original Fry Cook]].<br /> *[[Sheldon J. Plankton]] - Temporary cashier in [[Chum Caverns]], and Mr. Krab's Rival.<br /> *[[Gary]] - Temporary waiter in [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]], and Hockey Referee in [[Krabs a la Mode]].<br /> *[[Le Schnook]] - The temporary chef in [[Le Big Switch]]. He is a greedy, selfish, ugly villain.<br /> *[[Not SpongeBob]] - [[Jim]]'s replacement seen in [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. He was the frycook before SpongeBob came.<br /> <br /> == Company History ==<br /> <br /> The Krusty Krab is known for being established to sell the [[Krabby Patty]] burger. The Krabby Patty was invented by King Krabs, an ancestor of restaurant-founder Eugene H. Krabs as mentioned in the episode, &quot;[[Dunces and Dragons]]&quot;. The recipe was kept secret for over 800 years. After the war, Eugene H. Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. He inherited his family's secret recipe for the Krabby Patty. Krabs was also a financial wizard, which made his business successful. <br /> [[Image:Policy.jpg|thumb|right|The Policy is to buy some fries]]<br /> The building is known to have been converted from a retirement home known as the &quot;[[Rusty Krab]].&quot; Krabs merely painted a &quot;K&quot; in front of the word &quot;Rusty,&quot; thus leading to the name &quot;Krusty Krab&quot;, as mentioned in the episode, &quot;[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]&quot;. SpongeBob is the first employee of the Krusty Krab to take a break since the Chum Famine of 59', mentioned in the episode [[Hooky]]. The Krusty Krab was almost run out of business from a minor competitor known as the Shell Shack, and once from SpongeBob's short-lived Pretty Patties stand. It also faces continual problems from its main competitor, the [[Chum Bucket]] and its owner, [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]. <br /> <br /> [[Stephen Hillenburg]]'s original name for the Krusty Krab was the &quot;Crusty Crab,&quot; but he thought the K's were funnier.[[Image:Salad Bar.JPG|thumb|right|The ''Free'' [[Salad Bar]] in [[Culture Shock]]]]<br /> <br /> Today, the Krusty Krab uses the latest achievements in fast food technology. Modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab. As mentioned in the episode, &quot;[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]&quot; Some examples of this technology are as follows:<br /> <br /> * Spatula: An advanced patty-control mechanism.<br /> <br /> * Cash register: An automated money-handling system<br /> <br /> * Ice Cubes: Imported high-quality temperature devices. <br /> <br /> * Straws: Prototype liquid transfer machines.<br /> <br /> * Ketchup packets: State of the art condiment dispersal units.<br /> <br /> == Changes ==<br /> <br /> In the episode [[SB-129]], the entire Krusty Krab is spray painted in Chrome and it has a built-in time machine. The only things that is not Chrome is a door hinge from the freezer door and the inside of the time machine. In the episode &quot;[[Bossy Boots]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs hires Pearl to help the Krusty Krab while she is on summer break. With the help of SpongeBob, she changed the Krusty Krab into [[The Kuddly Krab]]. It is a Teen Hangout restaurant, which sold only tea and salad. The floor was made of carpet, and there were stuffed animals and other kuddly knickknacks as decorations. <br /> <br /> The business failed because Pearl wanted to be fired, as she felt that it cut too much into her social life. SpongeBob took all the decorations home for one year's salary and the Krusty Krab went back to normal. In the episode &quot;[[Squilliam Returns]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs lets Squidward temporarily transform the Krusty Krab into a fancy 5-Star restaurant. It was created so that Squidward could impress his highly successful unibrowed rival, Squilliam Fancyson. This plan failed due to SpongeBob's loss of memory and subsequent temporary insanity, which caused him to tear up the restaurant.<br /> <br /> In the episode &quot;Le Big Switch&quot; an French &quot;exchange chef&quot; from the Fancy! restaurant becomes the cook at the Krusty Krab, and the Krusty Krab is transformed into a five-star French bistro, where Mr. Krabs is ecstatic because he can sell minuscule portions for very expensive prices, including a putrid dish which can only lose its stench by shredding gold on top of it. The French chef does this, much to Mr. Krabs disapproval. Squidward is also very happy because SpongeBob became an exchange chef and went to the Fancy! restaurant where his Krabby Patties were a huge hit even though it was not the type of cuisine suited for the Fancy! restaurant. <br /> <br /> Eventually the Krusty Krab bistro goes out of business (they barely had any customers and Mr. Krabs even had to sell Squidward), but in the end SpongeBob brings all the Fancy! customers, who were demanding Krabby Patties to the Krusty Krab, bringing business back to normal. In the episode &quot;[[Selling Out]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs was offered a large sum of money to sell the Krusty Krab. He accepted the deal and retired. The new management, the Blandy Franchising Company transformed the Krusty Krab into the [[Krabby O Mondays]]. It was a diner that generated Krabby Patties by machine. However, the secret ingredient was gray sludge. When Mr. Krabs took a job here as a result of retirement-boredom, he found this secret and eventually the diner was destroyed. <br /> <br /> Then Blandy sold it back to Mr. Krabs for full price. In the episode &quot;[[Skill Crane]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs adds a Skill Crane game to attract &quot;paying costumers&quot;. In the episode &quot;[[Wishing You Well]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs adds the Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well.<br /> In the episode &quot;[[Krusty Towers]],&quot; Mr. Krabs transformed the restaurant into a hotel in order to gain more profits. He created the Krusty Towers, which was a 17-story hotel that included an outdoor swimming pool, an indoor swimming pool, a lobby, guest elevator, and an employee elevator (actually a staircase.) <br /> <br /> The Hotel was later destroyed when [[Patrick Star]] dived into a swimming pool (it was actually an oversize bathtub) and the swimming pool cracked and got destroyed, and the entire tower got destroyed, with the exception of the top floor (the actual Krusty Krab) In the episode &quot;[[Driven to Tears]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs added a drive-thru to the restaurant because there were a lot of people &quot;on the go&quot; those days. However, the drive-thru is not seen in later episodes. In the episode &quot;[[Krabs a la Mode]]&quot;, the restaurant is converted into an indoor ice rink, and later a swimming pool, all the while keeping its restaurant status. Plankton turned the thermostat down to bug Mr. Krabs, but success came soon after when the people went skating on frozen patties.<br /> <br /> In the episode &quot;[[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs makes the Krusty Krab Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy themed. The restaurant then included a ball pit and had krabby kids meals with a Mermaid Man figure and a Barnacle Boy eraser. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy also visited, but Plankton made Mermaid Man say he preferred the Chum Bucket over the Krusty Krab in front of the whole restaurant. In the episode, &quot;[[The Krusty Sponge]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs, after receiving a review via the television from [[Gene Scallop]], added more sponginess to the Krusty Krab and renamed it the [[Krusty Sponge]]. <br /> <br /> He added a train around it. However, the soiled yellow &quot;Spongy Patties&quot; caused Mr. Krabs to be arrested. However, he made a deal with [[Judge Horace A. Whopper]], which was to have Squidward give him train rides on the train. In the episode, &quot;[[Grandpappy the Pirate]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward transform the Krusty Krab in a pirate ship to impress Mr. Krabs grandfather. After his Grandpa almost discovers the truth, Mr. Krabs tells the truth by destroying the ship.<br /> <br /> == Features ==<br /> <br /> Like the other buildings in [[Bikini Bottom]], the Krusty Krab does not have a constant floor plan. In most episodes, the Krusty Krab's floor plan consists of the main eating area (front part of building), Mr. Krabs' office (back left of building), bathrooms (back right of building) and the kitchen (back center of building). The kitchen features a back door which leads to the dumpster, a walk-in freezer, and a door leading to Mr. Krabs' office. Next to the restroom there is a storage closet, as seen in [[Imitation Krabs]]. <br /> <br /> In addition, the Krusty Krab has a two-story ceiling. The kitchen, restrooms, and Mr. Krabs' office are all one-story. On top of these three rooms is a storage area, as seen in most episodes. Also, in one episode it was shown that there is a Patty Vault and a Krabby Patty burning furnace in the kitchen which contains a supply of pre-made Krabby Patties. There is also a vat full of tartar sauce in the kitchen in &quot;[[Imitation Krabs]].&quot; In [[SB-129]], the future Krusty Krab has a similar, yet somewhat different layout. <br /> <br /> The walk-in freezer is still the same, but there is a door to the right of it, which could be the back door. There is a hallway with a can-opener and a time machine, which is behind the far right door. Another door leads to the main eatery area, although it was never shown. The building's design is based on a New England lobster trap. There are two [[LEGO SpongeBob SquarePants]] sets based on the Krusty Krab. In the front, the Krusty Krab has a parking area, even though cars are usually not seen in it, as well as 5 flags on the roof of the Krusty Krab. <br /> <br /> These flags spell out R, I, U, K. In the back of the Krusty Krab, a dumpster is seen in most episodes. (One episode featured the dumpster across the street.) Inside Mr. Krabs' office, on his desk sits a Bikini Bottom Bell Telephone that is chrome in color, and is corded. It has a mechanical bell ringer, and has no dialpad. It does have what may be a rotary dial with no numbers. This is seen seldom.<br /> <br /> == Business hours ==<br /> <br /> The Krusty Krab is usually open from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on Monday through Saturday, except on Tuesdays which it stays open until 8:00 p.m. On Sundays, the Krusty Krab is usually closed, although in &quot;[[Squid's Day Off]]&quot; it was open on Sunday, but SpongeBob and Squidward forgot to change the &quot;CLOSED&quot; sign to &quot;OPEN&quot;. The restaurant was once open for 24 hours a day for at least 43 days, as a result of [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton's]] plan to keep the [[Chum Bucket]] open 23 hours a day. It is uncertain how long the streak lasted after the 43 days because Mr. Krabs was too tired to remember. <br /> <br /> After SpongeBob had a mental breakdown due to exhaustion, and Plankton's plan was thwarted, the Krusty Krab was open for 23 hours a day. It's assumed that the Krusty Krab returned to its usual hours, since later episodes show the employees closing at 6:00 p.m. In &quot;[[New Digs]]&quot;, a rule is shown that all employees must arrive on the premises and be punched in by 9:00 a.m. As shown in the episode &quot;[[Graveyard Shift]],&quot; the Krusty Krab was opened for night shifts for at least one night, because of a comment from a customer to Mr. Krabs saying that he would pay money for a Krabby Patty at night.<br /> <br /> In [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]], SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward were open for 43 days straight by a plan made by [[Plankton]] to exhaust SpongeBob by making him cook 10,000 Krabby Patties.<br /> <br /> == Advertising and marketing ==<br /> <br /> There are various ways Mr. Krabs uses to advertise the Krusty Krab. The Company's slogan is ''&quot;Come spend your money here.&quot;'' Besides having a large sign nearby the building to advertise to road travelers, the Krusty Krab is featured on billboards throughout Sand Mountain. Mr. Krabs once filmed a television commercial in order to gain customers. [[Squidward]] was the director at first, but then Mr. Krabs directed it to save money since Squidward was too expensive. Mr. Krabs got a prime time special to run the 90-second commercial, at 3:28 AM. The commercial featured Pearl (playing Amy) and Squidward (in a wig, playing Jenny) as teenagers getting their first [[Krabby Patty]] served by [[Mr. Krabs]]. <br /> <br /> It only showed SpongeBob's pants by the grill and forehead inside the kitchen window. Even from this, he was excited to be in the commercial. ''See episode: &quot;[[As Seen on TV]]&quot;.'' Another commercial was a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cartoon. In it, Man Ray was going to saw them in half. Then, Barnacle Boy said, &quot;He's unstoppable like the delicious taste of a Krabby Kid's Meal.&quot; Man Ray then stopped the machine and took the Krabby Kid's Meal to eat it. He was also tied up. ''See episode: &quot;[[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]&quot; <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs always tries to find ways to get more customers, by trying to have an addition to the Krusty Krab. His additions are usually cheap and junky. One example is [[Krabby Land Park]], where kids can have fun. It had a slide (which broke down), hose land (hoses over a stick), and other junky playground equipment. He built it so that kids would come and buy Krabby Patties since they were hanging out at the new playground instead. Another occasion is when he built the [[Wishing Well]], in order for customers to just &quot;give up their money for a wish.&quot; But SpongeBob and Patrick &quot;found the magic&quot; and everyone's wishes came true. <br /> <br /> In the episode short &quot;The Endless Summer,&quot; Mr. Krabs attempts to pollute the environment in order for the temperature to rise, thereby having an endless summer. He did this so he could charge people to use the &quot;Krusty Pool.&quot; In the episode &quot;[[Driven to Tears]],&quot; Mr. Krabs transforms the Krusty Krab into a drive-through since Patrick had a new boat mobile (similar to a car. Another way Mr. Krabs tries to attract customers is to hold social events in the Krusty Krab. In &quot;[[Culture Shock]],&quot; Mr. Krabs held &quot;The [[Squidward Tentacles]] Talent Show&quot; and in [[Squirrel Jokes]], Mr. Krabs held a comedy show called [[Komedy Krab|The Komedy Krab]].In [[No Hat For Pat]],Patrick was the Falling Fool and sign holder.<br /> <br /> A [[Krabby Patty Jingle]] commercial was seen in [[Truth or Square]]. In the episode [[Tentacle Vision]], Mr. Krabs tries to advertize the Krusty Krab by being one of the many people to ruin Squidward's show. He sang an &quot;Eat at the Krustty Krab&quot; song. Soon that drew Sandy into the show.<br /> <br /> ==Slogan==<br /> <br /> ''*Claw your way to the Krusty Krab (Krabby Kronicle)''<br /> ''*The Krusty Krab, Come spend your money here!([[As Seen On TV (Episode)|As Seen On TV]])''<br /> ''*Krabby Patties Are Fum (Chum Bucket Supreme)''<br /> <br /> ==Menu==<br /> <br /> The Krusty Krab had various Menus.<br /> <br /> [[Pickles]] &amp; [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] and [[Grandpappy the Pirate]]<br /> <br /> Krabby Patty....$2.00<br /> Krusty Combo....$3.99<br /> Krusty Deluxe...$3.00<br /> <br /> Sides<br /> Seaweed Salad...$1.50<br /> Coral Bits......$1.95<br /> <br /> [[Bossy Boots]](Kuddly Krab Menu)<br /> <br /> Salad...$2.00<br /> Tea.....$1.00<br /> <br /> [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br /> <br /> Krabby Patty..........$1.25<br /> W/cheese............$1.50<br /> Double Krabby Patty...$2.00<br /> W/cheese............$2.25<br /> Triple Krabby Patty...$3.00<br /> W/cheese............$3.25<br /> Coral Bits<br /> Small...............$1.00<br /> Medium..............$1.25<br /> Large...............$1.50<br /> Kelp Rings............$1.50<br /> Salty Sauce...........50¢<br /> Krabby Meal...........$3.50<br /> Double Krabby Meal....$3.75<br /> Triple Krabby Meal....$4.00<br /> Salty Sea Dog.........$1.25<br /> Sailors Surprise......$3.00<br /> Golden Loaf...........$2.00<br /> W/Sauce.............$2.50<br /> [[Kelp Shake]]............$2.00<br /> Seafoam Soda<br /> Small...............$1.00<br /> Medium..............$1.25<br /> Large...............$1.50<br /> Sequin Milkshake...............$2.00<br /> <br /> [[Krabby Land]]<br /> <br /> Krabby Patty.........2.99<br /> w/cheese.............3.99<br /> Krabby Combo.........3.99<br /> Kiddie Meal..........1.99 (was changed to 4.99 on the first day of summer) <br /> Fries................2.99<br /> <br /> [[Image:Kptty.jpg|thumb|left|The Krabby Patty]]The food served at the Krusty Krab consists of its specialty, the world-famous [[Krabby Patty]] burgers, as well as a host of other meals off the Galley Grub, with food ranging from Kelp Fries to [[Coral Bits]] to Dr. Kelp (derived from the Dr Pepper soft drink) and more, including Silly Meals. This is enough evidence that the menu is similar to that of Checkers Drive-In, McDonald's or Burger King/Hungry Jack's. They have also sold pizzas (&quot;Pizza Delivery&quot;) and a once-free salad bar (now $1) at times. The Krusty Krab menu is always featured differently in different episodes. The Krusty Krab also serves french fries, but only in some episodes.<br /> <br /> === Galley Grub ===<br /> <br /> [[Image:KKTrainingVideoMenu2.JPG|thumb|left|The Galley Grub in [[Krusty Krab Training Video]] and Pickles]][[Image:BBMenu.jpg|thumb|left|The Galley Grub in Bubble Buddy]]The Galley Grub is the menu of the Krusty Krab. The menu is shown differently at times. The menus contain meals, sides, and beverages. The [[Krabby Patty]] is present on every menu ever shown. The Captain Olaf's Special maybe a parody of Count Olaf; a character from the book series:'' A Series of Unfortunate Events'' by Lemony Snicket.<br /> <br /> == Owner ==<br /> <br /> The owner of the Krusty Krab has always been [[Eugene H. Krabs]]. However, ownership changed in &quot;[[Patty Hype]]&quot; when Mr. Krabs gave SpongeBob the restaurant temporarily. In &quot;[[The Algae's Always Greener]],&quot; although this was an act of changing time, if Plankton were successful, he would be owner of the Krusty Krab. Howard Blandy bought the Krusty Krab in &quot;[[Selling Out]]&quot; but he sold it back to Krabs at the end of the episode.<br /> <br /> === Full-time ===<br /> <br /> There are two full time employees, [[SpongeBob]], who is mainly the fry cook, and [[Squidward Tentacles]] who is mainly the cashier.<br /> <br /> Squidward Tentacles is the oldest known employee. He works full-time as the head cashier in most episodes. Squidward was the fry cook in &quot;[[Bubble Buddy]]&quot; during SpongeBob's day off, and in &quot;[[Pickles]]&quot; when SpongeBob lost his confidence. His on time percentage is twelve percent.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob SquarePants is the third oldest known employee. He works full-time as the fry cook of the restaurant. SpongeBob has janitorial duties as well. SpongeBob was a temporary cashier when Squidward was put in charge of the Krusty Krab in &quot;[[Squid's Day Off]]&quot;. He was hired by Squidward as a waiter in &quot;[[Squilliam Returns]]&quot;. SpongeBob was the ''Parking Lot Litter Patrol'' in &quot;[[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]].&quot; He was also the bellhop of the Krusty Towers in &quot;[[Krusty Towers]]&quot;. He was also the well money-retriever in &quot;[[Wishing You Well]]&quot;. In addition, he was hired as manager of the Krusty Krab 2 in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].&quot; His on time percentage is one hundred percent. He is Vice Assistant General Manager, in charge of certain things is revealed in [[Stanley S. SquarePants]].<br /> <br /> === Temporary ===<br /> <br /> There are eleven temporary employees and one whose employment status is unknown. These jobs were available due to increase sales, a change in the actual type of business, and a strike.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Patrick Star]]''' joined the &quot;Krusty Krew&quot; as a waiter in the episode &quot;[[Big Pink Loser]],&quot; quitting after the episode. He was hired at the Krusty Krab in the episode &quot;[[Arrgh!]],&quot; only to be immediately fired. In addition, he was hired by Squidward as a hat-taker in &quot;[[Squilliam Returns]]&quot; when Squidward took over the restaurant to impress Squilliam. In &quot;[[Bummer Vacation]],&quot; he took over for SpongeBob as fry cook, while he was on vacation. Also In [[That's No Lady]], while disguised as Patricia, Patrick was the waiter/waitress of the Krusty Krab. In &quot;Banned in Bikini Bottom,&quot; Patrick worked as the bouncer to the secret Krusty Krab.In [[No Hat For Pat]] he was the Falling Fool until he failed to land in the bucket of sea urchins and was fired for it.He came up with the slogan Krabby Patties are fum.He worked for security in [[Truth or Square?]]. <br /> <br /> * '''[[Sandy Cheeks]]''' was recruited by Mr. Krabs as a Krabby Patty chopper for a brief period of time as seen in &quot;[[Karate Choppers]]&quot;<br /> <br /> * '''[[Pearl Krabs]]''' was the idealist for the Kuddly Krab in &quot;[[Bossy Boots]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Eugene H. Krabs]]''' was hired by Squidward as head cook in &quot;[[Squilliam Returns]],&quot; but was found to be a horrible chef, creating a monster appetizer that destroyed the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> * '''[[King Neptune]]''' - After SpongeBob wins the Krabby Patty tournament in &quot;[[Neptune's Spatula]],&quot; King Neptune becomes SpongeBob's trainee.<br /> <br /> * '''Three teenagers''' were given jobs after [[SpongeBob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] went on strike, leaving both their positions available. It is unknown what the third teenager's job is, since there are only two jobs at the Krusty Krab. He may have been waiter or bus boy.<br /> <br /> * A '''teenaged fish''' asked for a job application in &quot;[[Graveyard Shift]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Jim]]''', also known as the Original Fry Cook In the episode &quot;[[The Original Fry Cook]]&quot; and probably retired in between the 1970s - 1990s.<br /> <br /> * '''Clown''' worked with the Krusty crew during the filming of the commercial to relieve stress.<br /> <br /> * '''Karen the Computer''' once worked at the Krusty Krab in a SpongeBob comic, because Plankton was treating her unfairly.<br /> <br /> *'''Mr. Le Schnook''' came to the Krusty Krab during the exchange program in &quot;Le Big Switch&quot; and puts the Krusty Krab in bankruptcy, due to his demands for expensive fancy stuff.<br /> <br /> *'''Stanley S. SquarePants''' - SpongeBob's cousin who took over for Squidward temporarily in &quot;Stanley S. SquarePants.&quot;<br /> <br /> *'''[[Gary]] the Snail''' - served as a waiter for the secret Krusty Krab in [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]. He was also the ''Wet Floor Sign'' in New Digs,the Hockey-Coach in [[Krabs a la Mode]],and de-icker in [[Fungus Among Us]]<br /> <br /> *'''[[Plankton]] - '''was the cashier in [[Chum Caverns]] along with the [[Cave Dwellers]].'''<br /> <br /> == Employee Information ==<br /> <br /> === Payment ===<br /> <br /> Throughout the entire series, the amount Mr. Krabs pays his employees varies. According to SpongeBob in [[Big Pink Loser]], when he started working Mr. Krabs charged him $100 an hour, but when Patrick began working he charged him $50 an hour. It is unclear whether SpongeBob and Squidward get different pay, but in many episodes it is almost clear how much they get paid. In &quot;[[Squeaky Boots]],&quot; SpongeBob's paycheck consists of an envelope of money. In &quot;[[Dying for Pie]],&quot; Squidward mentions that he gets paid at minimum wage. In &quot;[[Bossy Boots]],&quot; when Mr. Krabs attempts to get rid of all the stuff he bought for the Kuddly Krab, he sells them to SpongeBob for one years salary. <br /> <br /> This includes music, carpet, furniture, and stuffed animals. In &quot;[[Skill Crane]],&quot; Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob and Squidward their paychecks, which consists of an envelope of money for SpongeBob and a bag of quarters for Squidward. In &quot;[[Bummer Vacation]]&quot;, Mr. Krabs holds up a dime and SpongeBob says that is more than what he makes in a year. It is confirmed that payday is not on Monday. In Squid on Strike, SpongeBob's salary was to pay Mr. Krabs. At the end of [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]], SpongeBob said he worked all day for free. <br /> <br /> The amount that Mr. Krabs pays his employees seemingly decreases throughout the series. This could be a possible money value change in Bikini Bottom or Mr. Krabs becoming more cheap. It is important to note that SpongeBob's claims in &quot;[[Bummer Vacation]]&quot; that he earns less than a quarter every year have been contradicted at least twice throughout the series. For example, in the episode &quot;[[One Krab's Trash]],&quot; SpongeBob is able to produce $5.68 in order to buy a soda drinking hat. Also, in &quot;[[Skill Crane]],&quot; on payday, Mr. Krabs produces a large bag of quarters for [[Squidward]], rather than just the one.<br /> <br /> === Inspection ===<br /> <br /> Krusty Krab employees have surprise uniform inspections at any time. The requirements to pass include: Must have nametag on, must be clean, and must be shaven. If an employee does not pass inspection, they have to wear a stinky boot for the rest of the day.<br /> <br /> === Training ===<br /> <br /> Employees follow a carefully organized code, which is known as &quot;POOP:&quot; '''P'''eople '''O'''rder '''O'''ur '''P'''atties. Employees are required to maintain personal hygiene. They must scrub their hands thoroughly. Get under their fingernails, scrub the knuckles, and have squeaky clean palms. In addition, shoes must be polished, face must be clear of any blemishes or boils, and hair must be neat and tidy. The work station of the employee must be tidy and free of droppings. They need to keep supplies clean and organized. Employees must be aware of an emergency situation. They must watch out for [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]. In the episode [[Krusty Krab Training Video]], SpongeBob runs around destroying everything in a panic while Plankton is about to get away.<br /> <br /> == Customers ==<br /> <br /> The Krusty Krab is one of the most successful restaurant in [[Bikini Bottom]]. It usually attracts customers (referred to as &quot;Krustomers&quot;) from Bikini Bottom because it's cheap, has the good food, and Mr. Krabs is less cruel than his rival counterpart [[Sheldon J. Plankton]]. It is here where the customer always comes first and it is the customers who keep the restaurant afloat. In fact, there's even a POOP (People Order Our Patties) policy. When [[King Neptune]] accused and froze [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], the customers abandoned the restaurant and were lured into the Chum Bucket and then into evil, under the hands of [[Sheldon J. Plankton]]. There have also been times when the customers have abandoned the restaurant due to minor incidents. Regulars here include [[Patrick Star]], [[Sandy Cheeks]], [[Larry the Lobster]], [[Mrs. Puff]], [[Scooter]],[[Nat]], [[Harold]], [[Fred]], [[Tom]], [[Mermaid Man]], [[Barnacle Boy]], and others.<br /> <br /> == Additional Locations ==<br /> <br /> The Krusty Krab had only one location until Mr. Krabs opened a second restaurant, the Krusty Krab 2, located next to the original. Mr. Krabs was inspired by money, as he has said in an interview with [[Perch Perkins]] of the [[Bikini Bottom News]]. Mr. Krabs held a grand opening ceremony regarding the opening of this new location. Episodes shown after the movie was released show [[The Krusty Krab 2]] is not there, since the movie takes place after the entire series.Also Mr.Krabs converted Spongebobs home into the [[The Secret Krusty Krab]] after Mrs.Grisslepuss had baned [[Krabby Patties]] for being fun and delicous. And then got arested by Mrs. Grisslepuss and her husband and then set free she tasted the good and delicousness of a [[Krabby Patty]].<br /> <br /> == Competition ==<br /> <br /> The [[Chum Bucket]], owned by [[Sheldon J. Plankton]], a competitor, is across the street. The Krusty Krab is far more successful than the Chum Bucket due primarily to the good food of the Krusty Krab, but also to the cruelty of [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] to other residents of [[Bikini Bottom]]. [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] has consistently tried to steal the &quot;[[Krabby Patty Secret Formula|secret recipe]]&quot; for the [[Krabby Patty]] so as to duplicate it and gain more customers, but he was always unsuccessful, until he gained control of the [[Krabby Patty]] secret formula (and the minds of Bikini Bottom's citizens) with his &quot;Plan Z&quot; in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''. <br /> <br /> The Shell Shack is mentioned by Tom and Fred in one episode, &quot;[[Patty Hype]],&quot; because it has atmosphere and a talking/singing dog. The Shell Shack is likely the Krusty Krab's main competition. also, the [[Pretty Patties]] store was quite popular and could be said as 'Short time Competition. A fancy restaurant called: [[Fancy!]] is featured in a few episodes, yet probably is not to much of a competition to the Krusty Krab because only rich people can afford to eat there, with prices ranging from $100 to $100,000. [[Howard Blandy]] Franchising probably have some restaurants throughout [[Bikini Bottom]]. In the episode [[Best Frenemies]], another restaurant competed with The Krusty Krab called ''[[KelpShake]]''. The KelpShake restaurants expanded all across Bikini Bottom but were promptly shut down when their KelpShake products turned out to be toxic.<br /> <br /> == Krabby Kronicle ==<br /> ''Main Article: [[Krabby Kronicle]]''<br /> <br /> == Destruction and Abuse==<br /> <br /> ===Destruction===<br /> <br /> * '''[[Employee of the Month]]:''' SpongeBob and Squidward's excessively competitive battle for Employee of the Month leads to them making thousands of Krabby Patties, causing the Krusty Krab to become pressurized, like an aero plane cabin. Eventually, a massive decompression causes the restaurant to explode.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Suds]]:''' SpongeBob's case of the suds leads to one massive sneeze near the Krusty Krab, which leaves the restaurant in pieces.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Squid on Strike]]:''' SpongeBob takes Squidward's advice regarding trade union action too seriously, and &quot;dismantles the establishment.&quot;<br /> <br /> * '''[[Skill Crane]]:''' Squidward was not as skilled with a real crane as he was with the Skill Crane. When he tried to control the real crane, he destroyed the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Selling Out]]:''' The computer screen that clogged the processed Krabby Patty machine made the restaurant (then known as the [[Krabby O Mondays]]) explode.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Krusty Towers]]:''' Patrick does a cannonball in the pool inside Squidward's hotel room and the Krusty Towers implodes pancake-style, leaving only the original Krusty Krab standing.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Texas]]:''' When Sandy is pulling SpongeBob (and SpongeBob is trying to open the door to the Krusty Krab) the whole front of the Krusty Krab eventually gets pulled off.<br /> <br /> *'''[[The Krusty Plate]]:''' SpongeBob puts forth immense effort to clean a smudge off of a dish, eventually resorting to a high-powered cleaning device that, at maximum power, explodes with the force of a hydrogen bomb, leaving the Krusty Krab in ruins. The dish was clean, but Mr. Krabs, who had come to the scene when he noticed what was going on, angrily chases SpongeBob around what used to be the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> *'''[[Spy Buddies]]:''' When Patrick is shot from a cannon in an attempt by Mr. Krabs to destroy Plankton's blimp (with SpongeBob still on it), which succeeds, the blimp catches on fire and crashes into the Krusty Krab, destroying it.<br /> <br /> *'''[[Pat No Pay]]:''' Patrick destroys the Krusty Krab by jamming the Trash Compactor with Mr. Krabs' money bag.<br /> <br /> *'''[[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick destroy the Krusty Krab while they fight against filth and clean.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]:''' The [[Alaskan Bull Worm]] crushes the entire town.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Dying for Pie]]:''' SpongeBob trips on a rock and throws a pie (which is really a flavored bomb) at Squidward's face. The bomb is about as strong as an atomic bomb, and the entire town is destroyed and it also destroyed Mr. Krabs' office at the begining of the episode.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Wormy]]:''' As Bikini Bottom residents try to escape the &quot;monster,&quot; the whole town is mistakenly destroyed by citizens that are attempting to escape Wormy.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]:''' SpongeBob destroys the entire town with his crazy driving during his boating test.<br /> <br /> * '''[[SpongeHenge]]:''' While SpongeBob and Squidward are still at work, the wind gets much worse, blowing away the entire exterior of the restaurant, leaving only the floor. The wind later shoves the Krusty Krab into the sand, in which SpongeBob has a meltdown. Scene then cuts to 3,000 years later when the aliens discover the SpongeBob stones.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Just One Bite]]:''' Squidward eats too many Krabby Patties all in single bites, and his thighs explode. <br /> <br /> * '''[[Slide Whistle Stooges]]: '''Squidward drives a gas truck while playing his slide whistle and plows through the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> ===Abuse/Shutdown===<br /> <br /> * '''[[Help Wanted]]:''' The anchovies run rampant in the Krusty Krab and tear down the beams that support the edifice.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Your Shoe's Untied]]:''' SpongeBob punches both his feet through the floorboards and drags them to the kitchen in order to avoid Patrick seeing him with his shoes untied.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Plankton's Army]]:''' A robotic customer made by Plankton enters the Krusty Krab to buy some coral bits and then it burns the Krusty Krab's front door with lasers to get out. <br /> <br /> * '''[[Dying for Pie]]:''' Mr. Krabs takes a piece of the aforementioned bomb pie (see above) and trips while on his way to get a glass of milk. The tiny piece destroys a wall in Mr. Krabs' office, injuring himself along with Squidward.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Just One Bite]]:''' Squidward sneaks into the Krusty Krab late at night to eat Krabby Patties in the Patty Vault. On doing so, he sets off the restaurant's security system (which is a bucket of &quot;water&quot; dropping to the floor). Squidward scoffs at this until he realizes that the liquid is not water, but gasoline. Just then, a robotic hand holding a lit match comes out and drops the match, igniting Squidward and a section of the Krusty Krab. This immediately happens again when Squidward enters the kitchen. This scene was cut out from the episode because it encouraged kids to light fires. <br /> <br /> * '''[[Squilliam Returns]]:''' When SpongeBob cannot remember his name, his brain has fine dining overload and he goes crazy, tearing down the decorations in Squidward's &quot;5-star restaurant&quot; and leaving the Krusty Krab a mess.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Culture Shock]]:''' When Pearl is doing her cheerleading routine, she jumps up and down, causing the Krusty Krab tables to go flying in the air.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]:''' Plankton enters the Krusty Krab to steal the secret formula. SpongeBob reacts by running around, screaming, and knocking down every table.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Krab Borg]]:''' The customers, in fear of the world being taken over by robots, run through the windows of the Krusty Krab, breaking them.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Big Pink Loser]]:''' When Patrick celebrates his accomplishment of removing the lid from a jar, he spikes the jar into the kitchen floor (similar to the way a football player does following a touchdown), making a hole in the floorboards. Later, SpongeBob breaks several dishes when he slips on the wet floor. Since Patrick is copying SpongeBob in the episode, he also drops dishes.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Squeaky Boots]]:''' Mr. Krabs goes to retrieve the boots from under the floorboard. In doing so, he violently lifts the entire Krusty Krab restaurant, finds the boots, and then lets the restaurant slam to the ground.<br /> <br /> * '''[[SB-129]]:''' When Squidward wants to travel back in time, he uses the future Krusty Krab's time machine. When the time machine departs, a whole chunk of the Krusty Krab is used as the machine.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Best Day Ever]]:''' The Krusty Krab is condemned due to a nematode infestation. The nematodes also eat up the security tape and carve a skull in the building's roof.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Once Bitten]]:''' Everyone takes the tables and uses them as a barricade in order to shield themselves from the &quot;zombies&quot;.<br /> <br /> * '''[[Pranks a Lot]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick try to prank Mr. Krabs, messing up the table alignments, gluing the doors shut, replacing <br /> the windows with rubber and clogging the toilet in the process.<br /> <br /> *'''[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]:''' A Greedy Selfish Ugly Villain Miss Gristle Puss shuts down the Krusty Krab for JUST Fun of the Krabby Patties and Bans the Patties. But Mr. Krabs does the right thing by opening a new secret Krusty Krab. <br /> <br /> *'''[[Pat No Pay]]:''' Patrick knocks over a table while he walks hungrily into the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> *'''[[Le Big Switch (Episode)|Le Big Switch]]:''' Mr. Krabs lifts the Krusty Krab in order to get all the customers out.<br /> <br /> *'''[[Whale of a Birthday (Episode)|Whale of a Birthday]]:''' Pearl runs into the Krusty Krab crying because they had said mean things about her 16th birthday at high school. The shockwaves of her footsteps knock over the tables and chairs in the restaurant.<br /> <br /> *'''[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]:''' When Mr. Krabs tries to comfort Pearl about her prom date, the force of Pearl's tears causes the door to collapse, flooding the Krusty Krab momentarily.<br /> *'''[[Chum Caverns (Episode)|Chum Caverns]]:''' Plankton dug so many tunnels under the Krusty Krab that the ground under it collapses and a rockslide buries the restaurant under rubble, trapping everyone inside.<br /> <br /> ==LEGO Sets==<br /> see [[Lego SpongeBob SquarePants-The Krusty Krab]]<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Eat/Hotel}}<br /> {{Slogan}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Place]]</div>

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