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Episode Transcript: My Pretty Seahorse

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Episode Article: [[My Pretty Seahorse (Episode)|My Pretty Seahorse]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mystery]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Scooter]]

==Dialogue==

Narrator: Ah, springtime in Bikini Bottom. All sea creatures have an innate sense of the seasonal changes... (Patrick's jumps out of his rock with a purple sweater on) ...like the starfish. A quick survey of his environment... (scratches his back) ...and he knows that. 

Patrick: It's spring! 

Narrator: The starfish then sheds his winter coat (takes his sweater off) and stores it away safe for winter. (buries the
sweater in the sand) 

SpongeBob: (walks outside and smells the air) I'd better call the doctor, 'cause I've got spring fever! Good morning,
little flowers. (sniffs them into his nose) Hello Squidward, isn't it a lovely day? 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Have you said hello to the flowers yet? 

Squidward: (sighs) Good morning, flowers. (flowers hiss at him like snakes. Squidward runs inside) 

SpongeBob: Gosh, I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. I'll do him the kindness and plant him some hypoallergenic flowers.
(SpongeBob digs a hole and puts the flower in it) You're on your way. I bet you're thirsty. (turns around and grabs his
container. When he turns back around, the flower is half eaten. Plants a new flower. Turns around and grabs the container
of water, he sees the flower is eaten again) Huh? (plants a new one) I'm not taking my eyes off you. (eyes stretch out
staring at the flower) 

Narrator: Three days later... 

(SpongeBob is still staring but his eyes have shriveled up so he uses the water to make his eyes normal) 

Patrick: (running by) Hey, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (turns around) Hi Patrick! (when SpongeBob turns around, the flower is eaten again) How does this keep
happening? (notices a seahorse eating the flower next to him) Hi. (horse neighs then gallops onto a rock) She's beautiful!
(SpongeBob imagines riding the seahorse with a head full of wavy hair) What a magnificent seahorse. I shall tame her. Who
knows what we can accomplish? (scene cuts to seahorse eating some flowers and SpongeBob looking at her from a distance
writing in a book) Because of her mysterious behavior, I have decided to name her Mystery. Hmmm, now that I think of it,
she is very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty, or Debbie. (seahorse neighs) She must have
spotted my floral bookmark! (using a flower bookmark in his book. The seahorse gallops over slowly) She's coming this way.
That's it girl. Don't be afraid. I'm just a talking sponge, is all. (sniffs the bookmark then eats it. Scene cuts to
SpongeBob riding with Mystery, blowing a bubble heart, posting for Mystery, making stamp books, and walking out of a store
laughing. Scene cuts to nighttime in SpongeBob’s bed where SpongeBob is sleeping on the floor and Mystery is in SpongeBob’s
bed) Gosh, Mystery, that was the greatest day of my life. Do you think we'll be friends forever? (Mystery is asleep) I'll
take that as a yes! 

Squidward: (its now morning as Squidward rides his bike. Then SpongeBob and Mystery gallop by him) What the...? 

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward! Still riding a machine to work, I see! 

Squidward: Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma. (Squidward's bike trips on something and he falls off a cliff
then explodes like a [[wikipedia:Sedan_(automobile)|car]] explodes in [[wikipedia:GTAVC|Grand Theft Auto games]]. He groans. SpongeBob arrives at the Krusty Krab and ties Mystery to a bike rack) 

SpongeBob: Whoa girl. Now you wait out here until I'm done with work. See you at the end out my shift. (walks in as Scooter
and a friend walk by) 

Scooter: Hey look, Mr Krabs put in a kiddy ride! 

Friend: Why don't you try it out? (Scooter gets out a quarter) 

Scooter: I can't find the coin slot. Here it is! (Scooter finds the coin slot but Mystery kicks Scooter into the background
and he explodes) 

Surfer: (runs off) Help! Kiddy ride on the loose! 

Mr. Krabs: (walks out) What's with all the ruckus? (gasps) A [[Mystery|monster]] scaring away me customers! 

SpongeBob: That's not a monster Mr. Krabs, it's a horse. She's my friend. Her name is Mystery. 

Mr. Krabs: You're a mystery, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob laughs) Get rid of it. 

SpongeBob: Huh? Please, Mr. Krabs, let her stay! She won't hurt nobody nohow! 

Mr. Krabs: It's either you or Mystery. 

SpongeBob: I knew I should've named her Debbie. (scene cuts to SpongeBob, sad, grilling up some patties) 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, thanks for finally getting rid of that horse! 

SpongeBob: (in a sad voice) You're welcome, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: Now, if we could only get rid of Squidward. (laughs then walks out) 

SpongeBob: Good one, sir. (takes his pair of sad eyes off) Ha, it worked, girl! (opens the cabinet with Mystery inside it)
We'll just keep you here until Patrick finishes that stable I asked him to build. (scene cuts to Patrick with a board on
his forehead) Only eight more hours. (closes cupboards) 

Narrator: Twelve seconds later... (Mystery peeks out of the cupboard) 

SpongeBob: No, Mystery, you can't come out yet. If old man Krabs sees you, I'll lose my job. (SpongeBob gives her a tray
with a patty on it) I bet you're hungry. How about some lunch? (Mystery eats the patty and neighs) Shhh! Girl, you got to
be quiet or...

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob closes the cabinet quickly as Mr. Krabs comes bursting in) What was that? Is that horse in
here?

SpongeBob: No, Mr. Krabs. I was just practicing my imitation of Mystery. Wheesnoff. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, keep working on it! That was terrible! (walks out) 

SpongeBob: That was close. (gets a tray with three patties) From now on, no more hijinks. Order up! (puts the tray on the
window. Mystery eats it. Squidward walks up to the window) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, where's my order? 

SpongeBob: Did you look under the tray? 

Squidward: No I didn't, sorry. (looks under the tray then sighs) SpongeBob, could you just get my order? 

SpongeBob: They vanished. Squidward, do you think the Krusty Krab is haunted? What if they come for me next? I gotta get out of here! (runs to the door) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, there's no ghosts! 

SpongeBob: Oh. 

Squidward: In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the
food.(SpongeBob’s eyes move to the side of his face as he notices Mystery eating a customers food. Squidward is still

talking) We do that for forty years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say? 
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you Squidward. I'll be right back. (grabs Mystery and shoves her under a cupboard) 

Squidward: What's that? 

SpongeBob: Don't tell Mr. Krabs! I got it all under control! (closes the cupboard) Now then, you were saying? 

Squidward: Just get my order. (walks out) 

SpongeBob: You got it, Squidward? (chuckles) Ghosts. (Mystery eats SpongeBob’s hat) Mystery, you ate my hat! (Mystery burps
out a spatula) Mystery, you ate my spatula! You ate all the Krabby Patties! You ate the stove! You ate Old Man Jenkins! 

Old Man Jenkins: (from inside Mystery's belly) I don't want to be a burden. 

Squidward: (customers are angry) Folks, we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen. 

Customer #1: Where's our food? 

Fred: I'm so hungry! 

Customer #2: This is my only lunch hour! 

Tom: Where's Old Man Jenkins? 

Squidward: Take it easy, the food's no good here, anyway. 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, what's going on in here? 

Squidward: Why don't you ask CowBob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-A-Lot? 

Mr. Krabs: (runs into the kitchen) SpongeBob, what's the meaning of all these nicknames? Davey H Jones! (SpongeBob is by
Mystery's side, who has eaten too much) 

SpongeBob: Mystery got a belly-ache from eating Krabby Patties, so I made her a bi-carbonated soda. (Mystery spits out Old
Man Jenkins) 

Old Man Jenkins: What did I miss? (Mr. Krabs rubs his eyes)

Mr. Krabs: So, my eyes are correct! You still gave that horse even when I ordered you to get rid of it! Well, now I'm going
to get rid of it once and for all! 

SpongeBob: No, Mr. Krabs! Don't make me give up Mystery! I know you think she's just a horse, but she's more than that, I
tell you. She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She's my best friend! (Squidward cries
but because of a bowl of onions near him) 

Squidward: Hey, who left this bowl of onions here? 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, your story has touched me. Believe it or not, I know what it's like to give up a best friend. 

SpongeBob: You do? 

Mr. Krabs: I was five years old and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that
dollar went everywhere together. 

SpongeBob: What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I spent it on a soda! (cries) My best friend!
(Squidward cries but from the bowl of onions again) 

Squidward: What? Would you get out of here? 

Mr. Krabs: The point is, sometimes you have to set things free even though it's hard. (points to Mystery) Look at her. She
misses the great outdoors, the wide-open spaces, the rolling green pastures. The kitchen is no place for a live horse. (two
customers spit out their patties) 

SpongeBob: Alright, Mr. Krabs, I understand. 

Customer: (crying from the bowl of onions Squidward is holding under his nose) Hey! 

SpongeBob: Ok, girl, you're free to go. (takes Mystery outside and takes Mystery's leash off) I can't keep you anymore.
(cries) I know it's hard for you to understand, but Mr. Krabs is right. You belong in the wild. (Mystery gallops away) Well,
what are you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore? (Patrick walks up with the board on his head) Just get
out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! (Patrick walks away as Mr. Krabs walks up to SpongeBob) Well, she's gone and I'll
never see her again. 

Mr. Krabs: It's ok, son. You did the proper thing. She's free now and we have no right to separate that wild animal from her
natural habitat. 

Squidward: Oh, Mr. Krabs, looks like old Mystery had an after-dinner salad! (vault of money opens to show dollar bills have
been eaten and a bunch of money is missing) 

Mr. Krabs: Get that horse!! (Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob run after Mystery. Scene cuts to Patrick, still with the board on his
head, trying to enter a hat shop, but the board keeps bumping into the sides of the entrance) 

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Episode Transcript: Sailor Mouth

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Krusty Krab]] customers
*[[Mama Krabs]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Tom]]

==Dialogue==

Mr. Krabs: Well, it's the worst time of the day once again (cringes as he changes the sign to "Closed") Closing time!

SpongeBob: Well, see you in the AM, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, Spongebob! (pulls SpongeBob back) Take that pile of filth out with you.(Squidward holds up a trash bag)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!

Squidward: He means this filth, you loon.

SpongeBob: Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash. Hmm...dumpster writing! The voice of the people! "Up with bubbles, down with air!" (laughs) "Nematodes are people too!" (laughs) Nematodes... Here's one someone didn't finish! Squidward smells. (writes the word "good" after "smells") Good. (laughs) Hmm, what's this one? Krabs is a... hmm? Krabs is a (Dolphin chirp then turns into a rabbit then back into himself).

Garbage Man: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!

SpongeBob: Well, sometimes,but not recently.

Patrick: Hi, garbage man. Hi, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick! Patrick, do you know what this word means?

Patrick: Krabs... Uh, isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?

SpongeBob: No, not that word, THAT word.

Patrick: (Scratches neck) ([[Media:Underwater restore down.wav|Dolphin chirp]]). Uh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.

SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?

Patrick: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it on anything you say, and Wham-O! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!

SpongeBob: Oh, I get it! Here, let me try.(coughs)(fancy tone) Hello, Patrick. Lovely ([[Media:Underwater restore up.wav|Dolphin chirp]]) day it is, isn't it?

Patrick: Why yes it is, SpongeBob. This (Dolphin chirp) day is particularly (Dolphin chirp) lovely!

SpongeBob: How (Dolphin chirp) right you are, Patrick! (Dolphin chirp x3)

SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

Patrick: Oh, me too! (both laugh)

SpongeBob: It tickles when I laugh!

(SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab next day)

SpongeBob: Hello,customers, nice (Dolphin chirp) day we're having!

Fish: Did he just say?

Pirate Fish: Aye, he did.

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick, how the (Dolphin chirp) are you?

Patrick: (walks into the Krusty Krab) Pretty (Turns into a frog then Dolphin chirp) good, SpongeBob.

Old Man Jenkins: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.

SpongeBob: (taps on the microphone) Attention, customers, today's special is a (Turns into a rabbit again Dolphin chirp) Krabby Patty served with in a greasy sauce and grilled to (Turns into a pig Dolphin chirp) perfection. And don't forget to ask us to (turns into a buffalo then Dolphin chirp) the (Turns into an orangutan then Dolphin chirp) fries. It'll be our (Turns into an ostrich then Dolphin chirp) pleasure. Hi Squidward, how the (Turns into a hamster then Dolphin chirp) are ya?

Patrick: Nice (Dolphin chirp) day we're having, isn't it Squidward?

Tom: I don't understand. The guy's talented, but he doesn't have to work blue.

Evelyn: Let's go somewhere more family oriented.

(Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab with disappointing shouts, a fish says in the background: "I'm eating at the Chum Bucket!")
(Sirens wail)

Mr. Krabs: Ah!! The Krusty Krab! She's empty! All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Squidward, where have all my money paying customers gone?

Squidward: Apparently the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom.

Mr. Krabs: Well, what was it? What'd he say?

Squidward:(whispers. He's saying "bad word 11 then animalizing himself")

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Squidward:(whispers. same as last whisper.)

Mr. Krabs: Gasp!!! SpongeBob and Patrick !!!!! Front and center! Why am I making the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language?

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.

Patrick: Yeah, it's fancy talk.

Mr. Krabs: There ain't nothing fancy about that word!

SpongeBob: You mean (Dolphin chirp) and our animalizing?

Mr. Krabs: Yes, that one. Now quit saying it! It's a bad word.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Bad word?! (Tongue Play; Scraping Their Tongue with their hands)

Mr. Krabs: Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.

Squidward: Don't you mean there are only 7?

Mr. Krabs: Not if you're a sailor! (laughs)

SpongeBob: Wow, 13!

Patrick: That's a lot of (Dolphin chirp) bad words!

Mr. Krabs: OK, boys. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.

SpongeBob and Patrick: We promise.

(back at SpongeBob's house, playing [[Eels and Escalators]])

SpongeBob: Gee, I'm glad Mr. Krabs told us that word we were using was a bad word!

Patrick: Yeah, me too, because classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.

SpongeBob: Yea ,verily! Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Eels and Escalators.

Patrick: Oh, Boy, my favorite!

SpongeBob: Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes! (rolls the dice)

Patrick: Oh, eels. Too bad, SpongeBob, you gotta rent an eel.

SpongeBob: Darn. (moves game piece to eel)

Patrick: My turn! (rolls dice) Hooray! escalators! (Whoops) Up,up,up!

SpongeBob: Come on, escalators, escalators! (rolls dice) Uh, eels again.

Patrick: My turn! (rolls dice)Escalators!

SpongeBob: Escalators, escalators, escalators!(throws dice) Eels?

Patrick:(rolls dice) Es-skee-lators!! (moves to escalators) Well, this is your last chance, SpongeBob, (Shows an eel head saying "You Lose!") or if you get eels again, you lose!

SpongeBob: (gets frustrated while rolling the dice) Escalators, escalators, escalators!!! (dice is thrown and lands on escalators) Ha! Escalators! (dice turns to eels)

Patrick: Eels!

SpongeBob: Ah, (Dolphin chirp)!(closes mouth)

Patrick: Oh! you said number 11!

SpongeBob: Ah! It just slipped out, you know. You understand, right, Patrick! You gotta understand!

Patrick: Don't worry, SpongeBob, I understand. Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! (starts running to the Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob: No! Wait, Patrick! Patrick, no, please don't tell!

Patrick: But you said (Turns into a tiger then roars)!

SpongeBob: Aha! Now I'm Gonna tell Mr. Krabs on you!

Patrick: Not if I tell first (transfroms SpongeBob into a cow)!

SpongeBob: I can run faster than you!(laughs)

Patrick: (riding in an ice cream truck, transforming SpongeBob into a walrus) See ya at the Krusty Krab! Ha, ha, ha! (The truck goes the wrong way, Then transforms SpongeBob into a penguin)Oh no!!

SpongeBob: Ha! Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: What, what, what?

SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!!

Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes, yes?!!

SpongeBob: He said, he said, he said!

Mr. Krabs: Out with it, boy!

SpongeBob: (Fast) Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators,and Patrick was going up,up,up,and I rode the eel and then we ran and Patrick,he said some things!

Mr.Krabs: What kind of things?

SpongeBob: Well, he said.

Mr. Krabs: Yes?

SpongeBob: Well, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in A list of 13 words you said shouldn't be said.

Mr. Krabs: Uh... right, uh, What was the part about the...? Who now?

Patrick:(eats an ice cream): Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr.Krabs!! (Mr. Krabs sighs)

(both protest and running around on turing into a camel, vulture, snake and whale about the word, but Mr. Krabs grabs their lips)

Mr. Krabs: Now I'm gonna let go of your lips, and when I do, I want you boys to calmly tell me what you need to tell me,understand?

Both: Mmm-hmm(Mr. Krabs lets go of their lips) HE SAID (Dolphin chirp)!!

Mr. Krabs: (GASP!) Do my ears deceive me? You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash. (Carries them by their pants to the front)
You two need to be tarder lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of you just wait right here. I'll be back.

Patrick: (as a beaver) What's going to happen to us?

SpongeBob: (as a dinosaur) We'll probably get 40 lashes!

Patrick: (as a bear) Oh, No! (Imagines himself with 40 eyelashes)

SpongeBob: (as a chicken) I'm sorry, Patrick. Mr. Krabs was right. There's no use for words like that.

Patrick: (as a goat) I'm sorry too,SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: (as a hippopotamus) From now on, we shall not let a foul word stain our lips! We will be good citizens,just like good ol' Mr.Krabs.

Patrick:(shakes hands with SpongeBob)Agreed!

Mr. Krabs: All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for poisoning the air in my restaurant with your foul words, you're going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to... (Trips on rock) Bottom. Ow, ooh! Ow! My (Dolphin chirp)!!!!!!!!! Foot! What kind of.. (Dolphin chirp)!!!!! genius put a (Dolphin chirp) rock In A (Dolphin chirp) Path? Can't You See (Octopus) I've Got A (Horn Honks) Foot Here?(Eagle) Oh (Seal)! Side Of (Dolphin chirp) And(Panther) A Heaping (Elephant) Helping Of (Foghorn) Da (Monkey) Bololo (Crab)! Awww, (Seal) (Various Noises) it grabbin' (Horn)!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: (as a turtle) 9?

SpongeBob: (as a snail) 5,6,7... That's all 13, Patrick! (cut to SpongeBob with 13 fingers) We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: No, not my mommy! Wait! Please don't tell my mother! I don't think a little old heart can't take it!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Mama Krabs, Mama Krabs!

Ms. Krabs: Well, Hello There. (Mouth becomes an O)

(Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs tranform randomly into animals and protest)

Spongebob: I have never heard in my days!

Mama Krabs: Oh, dear! My poor old heart.

Mr. Krabs:(gasps) Oh, dear mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you? (takes a coin out of her pocket) You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!

Mama Krabs: You should all be ashamed! And if you're gonna talk like sailors, then you're gonna work like sailors!

(the three are painting her house, Patrick is painting the sand)

Mama Krabs: I guess you three scalawags have earned yourselves a glass of lemonade! (laughs, trips on a rock) Yeow! My (AWOOGA)!!!!!!!! foot!

Mr. Krabs: Mother!

Mama Krabs: What? It's Old Man Jenkins in his jalopy.

Old Man Jenkins: Howdy, Mrs. K!

SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs: (laughing)

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Employee of the Month (Game)

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''Not to be confused with [[Employee of the Month (Episode)]]''

Employee of the Month is a computer game released in 2002.

[[Image:Employeemonthgame.jpg|thumb|right|170px|The Front Cover]]

==Plot==
You have to help [[SpongeBob]] get to [[Neptune's Paradise]]. You have to go through four chapters to complete the game and see the finale.

==Chapters==

===Chapter One: Employee of the Year===
SpongeBob starts in the [[Krusty Krab]] and has to help a customer by giving him a Krabby Patty. After that he goes to downtown [[Bikini Bottom]] to see Patrick. Unfortunately for SpongeBob, he doesn't have any money for bus tokens. Patrick tells him that there's buried treasure at Goo Lagoon and to talk to someone over there. So SpongeBob goes to Goo Lagoon and finds a spot or four with buried treasure and he can't dig it up. He finds Larry the Lobster at Mussle Beach. He tries to get Larry's shovel and pail, but he can't. He talks to him and after a conversation tells SpongeBob he misses [[Grandma SquarePants|grandma's]] homemade pies. So SpongeBob goes to his grandma's house and talks to her. He finds out he needs to get [[Urchin Chips]] for her pie so he goes to the [[Barg'n Mart]] to get some. He meets [[Eugene The Cashier]] there and tells SpongeBob that if he washes his [[Boatcar]] for him he'll pay for the Urchin Chips. SpongeBob washes the boatcar and gets the Urchin Chips. He goes to his grandma's house and gets the pie (with the Urchin Chips in it) and gives it to Larry. SpongeBob "borrows" Larry's shovel and pail and digs up the buried treasure. The buried treasure is actually bus tokens! He goes to downtown Bikini Bottom and shows Patrick the bus tokens he got. A bus driver shows up who thinks it's going to rain and will not go until he has an umbrella. SpongeBob goes to Goo Lagoon and finds a lady with an "umbrella". She will only let SpongeBob have it if she had some sunscreen. SpongeBob meets a manta-ray who would give him the sunscreen if he had a better one. SpongeBob goes back to Barg'n Mart and sees Mr. Krabs selling junk. (He had already sold his clothes!) And Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob some old kind of oil. SpongeBob goes back to Goo Lagoon and gives it to the manta-ray. He takes and gives the sunscreen to the lady he saw earlier. And finally gets the "umbrella". He gives it to the bus driver and ends the chapter.

===Chapter Two: Hitting Rock Bottom===
After a bus crash in [[Rock Bottom (City)]], SpongeBob has to figure a way out. He goes to the bus station and tries to get some infomation from a one-eyed lady fish. She will give him infomation if he gets her a Kelp Bar. He goes out to a "Kandy" machine, but he has no quarters for it. He finds a manhole nearby with a quarter in it. He goes into a nearby restroom and accidentally falls in. He gets the quarter and comes out. He goes back to the same "Kandy" machine and gets the Kelp Bar and gives it to the one-eyed fish. She tells him about a TV station called WSEA where her sister works. SpongeBob goes there and sees her. There's three rooms he can't enter. Two of which he has to have tools with him to enter and the other having been messed by a "freaky" wizard named Marlin. SpongeBob goes outside the studio and meets a fish who will let him borrow his tools if he gives him a Kelpsi (see trivia). He goes to the Bus Stop and meets the familiar looking guy who was a customer at the Krusty Krab earlier. SpongeBob steals his can when he's not looking. He also finds out about a place The Rusty Anchor and meets Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy there. Mermaid Man had had a Kelpsi drinking contest with Patrick and could not move. Barnacle Boy strained his back dragging him as far as he could and could not get Mermaid Man into the Invisible Boatmobile. SpongeBob goes in and tells a muscular bartender about it. The bartender goes out and helps them. Meanwhile, SpongeBob finds a cup and puts another soda in it (they were out of Kelpsi). SpongeBob pours it into the Kelpsi can to disguise it. He gives to the rapair man and the rapair man lets SpongeBob borrow his tools. He goes in and meets a weather man named Gary (yes, Gary). SpongeBob finds out where Marlin's place is and goes there. To get in to see him he has to pull a slot machine to get directons to see him. He gets directions and eventually finds him. He gets a magic wand from Marlin and uses it to go into the control room at WSEA. He tampers with the controls and ends the chapter.

===Chapter Three: Back To Square One===
After getting back to the Bikini Bottom, the bus driver says the bus supposedly runs out of gas, so they have to stop in Bikini Bottom. Meanwhile, Patrick decided to eat at the [[Diner]] and tells SpongeBob that Sandy has a rocket (from [[Sandy's Rocket]]) they could use to get to [[Neptune's Paradise]]. A waitress comes out with Sandy's lunch and has SpongeBob to deliver it to Sandy in [[Jellyfish Fields]]. SpongeBob takes it to Sandy and Sandy tells SpongeBob to meet her at the [[Sandy's House|treedome]] with his water helmet. He goes home to find a seasnake in his water helmet! He decides to get Squidward's clarinet to charm it and get it out. Unfortunately, when he goes to Squidward's [[Squidward's House|house]] to borrow it, Squidward's asleep and he does not want to wake him up. Meanwhile, while SpongeBob's leaving, he sees a commercial for a place called "Sardine's Sundries" that has something called "Dream Glasses" for free! He goes there to get them and brings them back to Squidward's house to get into Squidward's dream. When he is in Squidward's dream, he has been changed to a form similar to Squidward. The whole place is similar to [[Tentacle Acres]] except, instead, every house is similar to SpongeBob's house. He goes into a concert hall and sees Squidward playing his clarinet on a stage (similar to his dream in [[Sleepy Time]].) He tricks Squidward into giving him the clarinet and takes off the dream glasses. He goes back home and gets the seasnake out of his water helmet via charming it with Squidward's clarinet. He takes the water helmet and goes to Sandy's treedome. He finds out that Sandy lost her oxygen tanks for her rocket. He finds them behind a turned-over table and gives them to Sandy. SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick fly in the rocket and end the chapter.

===Chapter Four: Bottom's Up!===
Patrick had stepped on the hose getting the oxygen fuel into the rocket and pulled it out and now the rocket has crashed! Sandy gives SpongeBob the oxygen tanks and tells him to go to Oxygen Springs to refill it. SpongeBob tries to go into Oxygen Springs, but a security guard (via speaker and a security camera) tells SpongeBob he can go in if he has a jacket on. He goes and tells Sandy about this "dress code" and she tells him to go see her friend Cowfish Craig in Waverly Hills (parody of Beverly Hills). He goes there, but the gate will not open. He turns on a water fountain up front and the water spews out on him. The gate opens for him because he is now heavy enough for the gate to open. He goes to a man's mansion (made almost entirely of money and gold!) and finds out that a neighbor had stolen his golden coconut. He finds Cowfish Craig's house (actually a small little shack surrounded by mansions!) Unfortunately, he has no jacket he can borrow, but he has stolen a golden coconut a neighbor had! He goes up to the front of Waverly Hills and gets a "normal" coconut from a coconut tree (yes, it's underwater) and switches them. He gives the golden coconut back to the man who had it and receives a simple quarter. He goes back to the rocket landing and finds a torn billboard advertising Sublime Seafood. The phone number to the place is 555-4444. He uses a nearby phone booth to call them. He goes there and needs an invitation. He goes around to the back of the building and finds that a guy named Timmy has a contest and the prize is an invitation to Sublime Seafood. All he has to answer is the new slogan Sublime Seafood now has. He obviously doesn't know the answer and goes around the corner to find a pair of binoculars. He uses them to see what their slogan is. He goes back and tells Timmy that the slogan is "Tastes like chicken!" He wins the invitation and is able to go in. He needs a jacket and gets one from the "coat-lady" nearby. He goes in and orders a [[Krabby Patty]]. They throw him out for ordering such and they forgot to remove his jacket. Fortunately, he's now able to go into Oxygen Springs! He goes in there and finds Patrick! He asks Patrick how he got in and Patrick tells him he just climbed over some rocks. He also asks Patrick if he could use the oxygen spring he was in. Patrick couldn't get out because he had no pants on. He goes into the building nearby and finds the familiar guy again (he had already seen him at the Krusty Krab, Rock Bottom at the bus stop, and at Sardine's Sundries) and finds out he has a bunch of brothers. One of them hangs up Patrick's pants and SpongeBob takes them back to Patrick. Patrick puts them on and SpongeBob gets the oxygen tanks filled up. They take them back to Sandy where they are finally able to enter Neptune's Paradise. The chapter ends.

===Chapter Five: Neptune's Paradise===
He finds out the park's closed. The worker says they are having a special party for someone named "SpringBoob SquirePen". Sandy corrects him and it's actually for SpongeBob SquarePants. Every one who has appeared in the game pops out and they go on every ride at the carnival. The game ends with Patrick still spinning around on a bumper car. This is the only chapter that has no gameplay and is just a movie.

==Locations==
(in order of appearance)
*The [[Krusty Krab]]
*Downtown Bikini Bottom
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*Grandma's House
*[[Barg'n Mart]]
*The Bus Stop
*[[WSEA TV]]
*[[The Rusty Anchor]]
*[[Marlin's Cave]]
*[[Diner]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*Home Lane
*[[Sardine's Sundries]]
*Sandy's Treedome
*The Rocket Landing
*[[Oxygen Springs]]
*[[Waverly Hills]]
*[[Sublime Seafoods]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Bert]]
*[[Big Mac The Bartender]]
*[[Dame Mackerel]]
*[[Eugene The Cashier]]
*[[Gary Gulper]]
*[[Jojo The Repairman]]
*[[Marty (Bus Driver)|Marty The Bus Driver]]
*[[Ray]]
*[[Carlton Ritts]]
*[[Cowfish Craig]]
*[[Marlin The Weather Wizard]]
*[[Nelson]]
*[[Shapiro The Matire'd]]
*[[Stella]]
*[[Timmy (Bottom's Up)|Timmy]]
*[[Tony The Bouncer]]

== Trivia ==
*Patrick wears the same shirt and has the same camera that he had from [[Neptune's Spatula]].
*Kelpsi is a parody of a popular soda called Pepsi.
* A poster of the pc game - operation Krabby patty - can be seen in the weather station!
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Employee of the Month (Game)

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''Not to be confused with [[Employee of the Month (episode)]]''

Employee of the Month is a computer game released in 2002.

[[Image:Employeemonthgame.jpg|thumb|right|170px|The Front Cover]]

==Plot==
You have to help [[SpongeBob]] get to [[Neptune's Paradise]]. You have to go through four chapters to complete the game and see the finale.

==Chapters==

===Chapter One: Employee of the Year===
SpongeBob starts in the [[Krusty Krab]] and has to help a customer by giving him a Krabby Patty. After that he goes to downtown [[Bikini Bottom]] to see Patrick. Unfortunately for SpongeBob, he doesn't have any money for bus tokens. Patrick tells him that there's buried treasure at Goo Lagoon and to talk to someone over there. So SpongeBob goes to Goo Lagoon and finds a spot or four with buried treasure and he can't dig it up. He finds Larry the Lobster at Mussle Beach. He tries to get Larry's shovel and pail, but he can't. He talks to him and after a conversation tells SpongeBob he misses [[Grandma SquarePants|grandma's]] homemade pies. So SpongeBob goes to his grandma's house and talks to her. He finds out he needs to get [[Urchin Chips]] for her pie so he goes to the [[Barg'n Mart]] to get some. He meets [[Eugene The Cashier]] there and tells SpongeBob that if he washes his [[Boatcar]] for him he'll pay for the Urchin Chips. SpongeBob washes the boatcar and gets the Urchin Chips. He goes to his grandma's house and gets the pie (with the Urchin Chips in it) and gives it to Larry. SpongeBob "borrows" Larry's shovel and pail and digs up the buried treasure. The buried treasure is actually bus tokens! He goes to downtown Bikini Bottom and shows Patrick the bus tokens he got. A bus driver shows up who thinks it's going to rain and will not go until he has an umbrella. SpongeBob goes to Goo Lagoon and finds a lady with an "umbrella". She will only let SpongeBob have it if she had some sunscreen. SpongeBob meets a manta-ray who would give him the sunscreen if he had a better one. SpongeBob goes back to Barg'n Mart and sees Mr. Krabs selling junk. (He had already sold his clothes!) And Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob some old kind of oil. SpongeBob goes back to Goo Lagoon and gives it to the manta-ray. He takes and gives the sunscreen to the lady he saw earlier. And finally gets the "umbrella". He gives it to the bus driver and ends the chapter.

===Chapter Two: Hitting Rock Bottom===
After a bus crash in [[Rock Bottom (City)]], SpongeBob has to figure a way out. He goes to the bus station and tries to get some infomation from a one-eyed lady fish. She will give him infomation if he gets her a Kelp Bar. He goes out to a "Kandy" machine, but he has no quarters for it. He finds a manhole nearby with a quarter in it. He goes into a nearby restroom and accidentally falls in. He gets the quarter and comes out. He goes back to the same "Kandy" machine and gets the Kelp Bar and gives it to the one-eyed fish. She tells him about a TV station called WSEA where her sister works. SpongeBob goes there and sees her. There's three rooms he can't enter. Two of which he has to have tools with him to enter and the other having been messed by a "freaky" wizard named Marlin. SpongeBob goes outside the studio and meets a fish who will let him borrow his tools if he gives him a Kelpsi (see trivia). He goes to the Bus Stop and meets the familiar looking guy who was a customer at the Krusty Krab earlier. SpongeBob steals his can when he's not looking. He also finds out about a place The Rusty Anchor and meets Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy there. Mermaid Man had had a Kelpsi drinking contest with Patrick and could not move. Barnacle Boy strained his back dragging him as far as he could and could not get Mermaid Man into the Invisible Boatmobile. SpongeBob goes in and tells a muscular bartender about it. The bartender goes out and helps them. Meanwhile, SpongeBob finds a cup and puts another soda in it (they were out of Kelpsi). SpongeBob pours it into the Kelpsi can to disguise it. He gives to the rapair man and the rapair man lets SpongeBob borrow his tools. He goes in and meets a weather man named Gary (yes, Gary). SpongeBob finds out where Marlin's place is and goes there. To get in to see him he has to pull a slot machine to get directons to see him. He gets directions and eventually finds him. He gets a magic wand from Marlin and uses it to go into the control room at WSEA. He tampers with the controls and ends the chapter.

===Chapter Three: Back To Square One===
After getting back to the Bikini Bottom, the bus driver says the bus supposedly runs out of gas, so they have to stop in Bikini Bottom. Meanwhile, Patrick decided to eat at the [[Diner]] and tells SpongeBob that Sandy has a rocket (from [[Sandy's Rocket]]) they could use to get to [[Neptune's Paradise]]. A waitress comes out with Sandy's lunch and has SpongeBob to deliver it to Sandy in [[Jellyfish Fields]]. SpongeBob takes it to Sandy and Sandy tells SpongeBob to meet her at the [[Sandy's House|treedome]] with his water helmet. He goes home to find a seasnake in his water helmet! He decides to get Squidward's clarinet to charm it and get it out. Unfortunately, when he goes to Squidward's [[Squidward's House|house]] to borrow it, Squidward's asleep and he does not want to wake him up. Meanwhile, while SpongeBob's leaving, he sees a commercial for a place called "Sardine's Sundries" that has something called "Dream Glasses" for free! He goes there to get them and brings them back to Squidward's house to get into Squidward's dream. When he is in Squidward's dream, he has been changed to a form similar to Squidward. The whole place is similar to [[Tentacle Acres]] except, instead, every house is similar to SpongeBob's house. He goes into a concert hall and sees Squidward playing his clarinet on a stage (similar to his dream in [[Sleepy Time]].) He tricks Squidward into giving him the clarinet and takes off the dream glasses. He goes back home and gets the seasnake out of his water helmet via charming it with Squidward's clarinet. He takes the water helmet and goes to Sandy's treedome. He finds out that Sandy lost her oxygen tanks for her rocket. He finds them behind a turned-over table and gives them to Sandy. SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick fly in the rocket and end the chapter.

===Chapter Four: Bottom's Up!===
Patrick had stepped on the hose getting the oxygen fuel into the rocket and pulled it out and now the rocket has crashed! Sandy gives SpongeBob the oxygen tanks and tells him to go to Oxygen Springs to refill it. SpongeBob tries to go into Oxygen Springs, but a security guard (via speaker and a security camera) tells SpongeBob he can go in if he has a jacket on. He goes and tells Sandy about this "dress code" and she tells him to go see her friend Cowfish Craig in Waverly Hills (parody of Beverly Hills). He goes there, but the gate will not open. He turns on a water fountain up front and the water spews out on him. The gate opens for him because he is now heavy enough for the gate to open. He goes to a man's mansion (made almost entirely of money and gold!) and finds out that a neighbor had stolen his golden coconut. He finds Cowfish Craig's house (actually a small little shack surrounded by mansions!) Unfortunately, he has no jacket he can borrow, but he has stolen a golden coconut a neighbor had! He goes up to the front of Waverly Hills and gets a "normal" coconut from a coconut tree (yes, it's underwater) and switches them. He gives the golden coconut back to the man who had it and receives a simple quarter. He goes back to the rocket landing and finds a torn billboard advertising Sublime Seafood. The phone number to the place is 555-4444. He uses a nearby phone booth to call them. He goes there and needs an invitation. He goes around to the back of the building and finds that a guy named Timmy has a contest and the prize is an invitation to Sublime Seafood. All he has to answer is the new slogan Sublime Seafood now has. He obviously doesn't know the answer and goes around the corner to find a pair of binoculars. He uses them to see what their slogan is. He goes back and tells Timmy that the slogan is "Tastes like chicken!" He wins the invitation and is able to go in. He needs a jacket and gets one from the "coat-lady" nearby. He goes in and orders a [[Krabby Patty]]. They throw him out for ordering such and they forgot to remove his jacket. Fortunately, he's now able to go into Oxygen Springs! He goes in there and finds Patrick! He asks Patrick how he got in and Patrick tells him he just climbed over some rocks. He also asks Patrick if he could use the oxygen spring he was in. Patrick couldn't get out because he had no pants on. He goes into the building nearby and finds the familiar guy again (he had already seen him at the Krusty Krab, Rock Bottom at the bus stop, and at Sardine's Sundries) and finds out he has a bunch of brothers. One of them hangs up Patrick's pants and SpongeBob takes them back to Patrick. Patrick puts them on and SpongeBob gets the oxygen tanks filled up. They take them back to Sandy where they are finally able to enter Neptune's Paradise. The chapter ends.

===Chapter Five: Neptune's Paradise===
He finds out the park's closed. The worker says they are having a special party for someone named "SpringBoob SquirePen". Sandy corrects him and it's actually for SpongeBob SquarePants. Every one who has appeared in the game pops out and they go on every ride at the carnival. The game ends with Patrick still spinning around on a bumper car. This is the only chapter that has no gameplay and is just a movie.

==Locations==
(in order of appearance)
*The [[Krusty Krab]]
*Downtown Bikini Bottom
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*Grandma's House
*[[Barg'n Mart]]
*The Bus Stop
*[[WSEA TV]]
*[[The Rusty Anchor]]
*[[Marlin's Cave]]
*[[Diner]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*Home Lane
*[[Sardine's Sundries]]
*Sandy's Treedome
*The Rocket Landing
*[[Oxygen Springs]]
*[[Waverly Hills]]
*[[Sublime Seafoods]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Bert]]
*[[Big Mac The Bartender]]
*[[Dame Mackerel]]
*[[Eugene The Cashier]]
*[[Gary Gulper]]
*[[Jojo The Repairman]]
*[[Marty (Bus Driver)|Marty The Bus Driver]]
*[[Ray]]
*[[Carlton Ritts]]
*[[Cowfish Craig]]
*[[Marlin The Weather Wizard]]
*[[Nelson]]
*[[Shapiro The Matire'd]]
*[[Stella]]
*[[Timmy (Bottom's Up)|Timmy]]
*[[Tony The Bouncer]]

== Trivia ==
*Patrick wears the same shirt and has the same camera that he had from [[Neptune's Spatula]].
*Kelpsi is a parody of a popular soda called Pepsi.
* A poster of the pc game - operation Krabby patty - can be seen in the weather station!
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{{Slogan}}

[[Category:Computer Games]]